The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, December 18, 1900, Image 9
THE LK'M4KR, (i A V'FXEV, S. C, DEUEMBER. 18
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Remember those who have Least.
A trifling gift,
Let cost be never so little,
will cheer some one,
and make them feel this world is
not all work and worry.
LIPSCOMB BROS.
THE HUSTLERS.
The Piano Drawing will occur on Jan 15, 1901. Save your tickets
you may be the lucky one; somebody must win ; it may be you.
Shrewd Buyers Come Here.
They know
where assortments are large;
where money goes farthest.
Yerv ciisy tn learn why mew poodle *h(»p at Lipscomh’s. Vi-it our store. Stroll through
the aisles with eyes wide open. In staple goods we may not reduce vour expenditures more than
10 to Id per cent ; hut on noveltie>, rich qualities, fancy articles, beautiful dress goods and other
"'things Miitsilde for Christina*- presents our prices are .astonishinglv low. Make comparison- for
yourselves,
W e have pi't received b.000 copies
hereabout*; to have a copy of tins paper,
ard Patterns.
of tin- Standard Fa-diion Plate, and we want every lady
Free on applieation. W’e are sole agent- for the Stand-
Dress Goods.
LOT I. — loo piece- a-sorted Fancy I)res- (mods, a high cities j
product. atid the nto-i popuhir f.ahrics in the market today ; the
(ador- and design- are numerous, all made to -ell at 'Joe. a yard.
W’e place tin lot on -ah* at 10 to 20c per yard.
LOT g.—.let Hlaek Serge, all wool, a good, heavv, wirv,
-tauiteh fabric -uitahlo for most anv ptirpo-e. real v.altie bOr per
yard. sp<-cial at T! a per yard.
L< >T —( oh > ft d tmd -bi P.hiek Pin •tide lot Its. Poplins and 11 en-
riettas. good- that the average retailer tn ver break- price-on,
we will oiler instead of 1 .do the regular price special at -t 1 per
yard.
Black and Colored Silks and Velvets. 1
go inch Black bath ta. -trong and lu-troti-. worth .fl a vard.
at doc.
gt» inch -briped Tall’era. -onie witit -atin bar-, worth .+ I .gd a
vard, at 7be.
gg i.icb "'itin 1 Putin— , exceed.ngl\ -oft and line, worth .fI a
vard. a; bOc.
patent leather and idetd kid shoe-, the very linest -ho< - regidarly
sold from !jbl to Jjtd per pair
Boys' Shoe-, all ~izes and style-, from little gent-', with -pring
lieeis, to the young men-' -i/e- with regular heel- at from 00c
to .-f 1.
Iden’s and Boys' Clothing.
If
von want ■-
mm* it
ally
lint* <’1>
d i.t
-• for tiie win!ci’.
buy them
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unit ht'i’c.
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we s,ijtj suit- and
oveivoa! -
ier men and hoy- tihout a- fast a- we could hand thejii out. IL re
are bargains, match them if you ean :
Bu-ine" and Cener.al Ptirpo-e >u, worth from •+b to slo. at
fiolil d ..*o to $ i.. *o.
Fine Suit- from .$7.do to .fid.
Iligh tirade Winter Suit- from PJ.bU 'o fgo.
Woolen I wotiannent Suits for Bov- at from •+1 to fti.do
l hree (iarmeiit Suit- for Bov- at from *g.7b to .fi;.
A few Bov-’ nice Overcoats, in -i/e- f!-., i -} to pi year- eld. at
a -acrilioe.
Cloak Deoartment.
W’e liavi* made enormous preparations and Begin today a
of more than dot) Ladies Jacket- at Irom f 1 .on in f N .. o 1
one retire-(‘titing gretiter \ alue than has evi't* bet*u • ii red
tho-e price- hen or els« where.
Kersev s, ehe\iol-. pehbie cloth-. Ale., lilieo with tie \i l'\
-atin- and -i!k-. made in manv dilletmo -tvle-.
aie
ten
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,e-l
W e al-o oiler a large collection oi Ladie- Cape- at ■ >0t to
fd 00.
( toll ('ape-. Ke|-se\ t a pes , Pebb it t lot ! I < a ] ■ - a nd i . . - ' a ] ’ ••.
vahu - which have never been known bet on ■ tuts -ah.
Trimmed and Untrimmed Millinery.
The beauties of which we will not attempt to d -<::be. at
deeply cut price-. flic collect ion * mbraee- Pari- ano xb ,v W'l’U
models, all of which sire made ol l i'di and eiegant mao- lai- ...,d
1 le-igued bvihe be-t millinery talent obtainable; thi- _ \ - v rx
woman a eliauee t<' gt l a -t\ ii-n bat at hail, in -oint u.-tau es
jess than half, tin prices charged elsewhere for ha •• equal
merit.
Men's. Women's and Children's Shoes.
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styles.
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size
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At fg. Women'- he-t quality hand-sewed calf, kid, enamel.
Men's and Women's Hosiery.
iiow about your suppl\ of W inter I!ori' t'\'. 1- o stillicient for
vour probabh* needs? If not. you can bus whatev<*r i- needed
here at the mo-t reasonable ol pr.< > -—priet - that I'.iier -tote-
wouhl never dream if quoting.
loti dozen “Sample- of Men - and \\< men - 1 oreigu i'uii
1 b gular Made 11 o-ierv. plain bla ‘k. fanev -tritm - i nil>;onh .a d.
and dozens ul other styles in li-le threao. a.id lino maeo cotton. ,
all 11 enn-dorf d \ ed, all -ize-. m on* -tvle or another from P'e.
pe>- pair to dOe.
Winter Underwear for Men and Women-
Men'- double-breasted merino -hut-, w ilt dr.awei-- n..itc lt>
wort h •+ 1 do. at f I.
Men - lle.a\ \ f looec Lined .^hirt- and I f; .vi-at * good
value at f 1 do.
W < men - Fxtra Heavy Bibbed \hin na ural at.: white,
at from gOe to fl
Women - W md ( omIdnation Snit-, in uatura 1 ;oid w. . 1 e c jo /-,
anv -tvle or si/,., -ilk trimmed, wortli -"fl to '"fg. at, p. r -nit. •' 'c
to f I .do
B>; 'l ine IM I*IC A-I.XK I'.
<Jreat
W’e oiler a -uperior list
(Iroeery iloor constantly
ol ]trice attractions. dotihly remarkalde when you consider that
in vour mind, and to earn your confidence bv deserving it.
every item
represents tin
R
and p,rest of it- clas-
CATSUP
FLOUR
HAMS
BUTTER
BEANS
MACKEREL
COFFEE
JELLY
TEAS
OLIVES
OATMEAL
SARDINES
VINEGAR CORN
PRESERVES PEAS, OKRA
CANNED VEGETABLES DRIED FRUIT
TOMATOES APPLES
fe-peetive of price. We mean to k I
PEACHES
MOLASSES
GRITS
BACON
this
OUR HOME COMMANDER.
With lauilatir.nB <lae \• u ina.v (.rate <■( itit*
Of iiiaiiLiin! Ihal nci - ln.ni lu tdiniiiaii'l,
HihK y< ur !"• I ,ii;ril t" \a|>'>!<.'ii an.l tirant.
To la .' i* 1 ! . ur \\ .i-i 'mi,.ii ^raiul.
Hut ♦ nr i.'iai. 't act nUn will In. tame wlien tlia
ttatne 1
Is f .nij'.iTi’il with tti<' iiami' on thi' leaf
Of our Ii i-! ol v' | a ire (hat Jil'eselits to the Hue
Our little <omiiian<l T in chief.
Hi a ruiiliret of men that l as ne'er wiehled pen
Or a kw. r.) in three tattle's array.
And Ihouirh martial atfairs are no part of hi*
care*.
Yet a eonipiest is his every day.
For no foe to hia whim braves a contest with
him.
Hut the strucirle'a doeisive and hrii f.
For there’s none in tie li-t tan Ui> power resist
Of our little commander in chief.
You may call him a tyrant and try to decry
Our submission to rule such as bis.
But there's that in his ryes that resistance defies.
He it erall or whatever it is.
And e’en wlien in sleep lie seems deep, and we
creep
From his thralldom for needed relief;
If he move but his thuinti, we do dumbly stir-
cutnb
To our tittle commander in chief.
Ali, would that the miitht of all rulers were quite
Of the sort I have pictured almve,
Where the victor were he that was destined to be
So crowned throunii concession of love.
And would to each home miitht the influence
come
We muse of all others w-ith Brief —
That would cause to espouse the pure motive that
bows
To a little commander in chief.
Host on Conner.
• • ♦ • ,
*- the ' : i
i I SLEEPING CAR ROBBERIES;;
OF ’83 is 9 '81.
A Detective Yarn
, By J. P. Barnitz.
|\’c li.’iil n-turiicil fruin tlio (lining e:e-
tin* siuoLiiig ('<iin|i:ii‘Um'iit of our
eper. Tliort- were, tivi* i.f tis. fill
btiliil for l’:i. itii- eiuist points, inn!
ftvitR' ocitipidl the stiiiic c.’ir siin"
JUtitlL' St. I’Utll. \\o liud liooolno prot
well iioipiiiintoil with e;to!i othor.
Tli' tv w;ts Put olio otlior pfis-ouyor In
tlio Oil!’. .’Ill o).lolly, tltoitlllll Ill.TII. wilt
nlthou^li oyoooiljn-l.v polite .qn.l y;oii1lo
tuiiiilt in hi*- ilop*litiiioui. ini'oh joiip 'l
ill tin ouiit • ! io’t ’..lull wo all L'Ut.
or. 11 in t l.o .runt iiit; rooiii.
’’I’ortoi " "lie of us itskod w lion ttio
(I: i i..\ Pro 'L’ht some cij-urs wo had <».
dei'i d “oiiii \oti to|, us the na mo of tho
KolltlellUIII ill sootii.'l lltV"
“Vo-, sali; hi- n;ii! o i- Mr. Shortwoll
II. ' a 1 . P n 1 oip, ! > dot -, on di- yoah
lillo, lie > (|e OOUl III 11 - olllol of lie
tf-ot i Ves ;in do oil > Olio of 'flu V.'.
know Ig si -ht. 11 o' s ti aoin oP’ty
plnoo au no plai-o all do tiiuo. Hut ho -
«)• W1;i11 -1 I, un mi lip- I'/O flM'l’ soon
’(l»'od an 'deed ho is. sail!” In* ropliod In
Hlnuatiiudy.
Wo were passing tlirotiKlf tin’ L’roat
W’httit district of North laikota. Tin
liiutuuse oxpanso of ripe tcrniii ulistou
Jug in the Minuting rays of the fa •
iking sun sooim-d a vast golden son
retchlntf awuv to the northeru hori
zon. In the southwest a heavy thun
derstorm was raging, the lightning viv
id and grand. The thunder rolled
across the plains like the distant rattle
of musketry, and the sun. dipping be
hind the hank of hlaek clouds, left a
lurid glare athwart the sky.
“f lent lemon, have you ever seen a
finer sight than that?*’ remarked Mr.
Short well as he came iuto the com
partment ami took a seat by the win
dow. “I’ve seen such storms freiptent
ly in this section.” lie continued, “and
each time I imagine I’m looking at
battling armies, the victorious forces
sweeping on. leaving lire and destruc
tion in their wake. The forces of na
ture are truly marvelous, are they
Uot V"
From the subject of storms the eon
versation drifted to personal experi
cnees of a more or less remarkable na
ture. and we noticed Mr. Shortwoll
brightening up and listening intently
to the accounts of our various adven
tures.
Just as Fred Hardy, a traveling
salesman for a New York Jewelry
house, finished relating how his trunk
of valuable samples had been mistaken
by a lot of train robbers for a book
agent's outfit from the heft of it in a
hold up on the Santa Fe two years lie
fore. Mr. Hhortwell straightened up
from Ids lounging position on the heav
ily upholsturcd seat and said:
“l presume, being traveling men, you
all remember the series of mysterious
robberies that occurred on the sleeping
ears of various lines during the winter
of 188:1-4V At that time I was an cm
ployee of one of the best known de
teetive agencies in the country, and
when the sleeping ear company which
had suffered most from the depreda
tions of the wily thief requested om
agency to take hold of the matter I
was given the ease.
"When I took up the scent, the thief
was operating on this line, and my first
move was to be employed by the sleep
iug oar company a- one of their eon
doctors. For six or seven weeks there
wore no robberies reported, and I wa
woil ing along in the role of a sleeping
ear conductor as completely io the
dar! as when I took hold of the c.aso,
"One tiLht in the middle of .(ini'
ju t aftei |o; iug a station, whore w•
• !ia;i: d etigin I v alkod out npo .
the platform of the roar sleeper in ol
der to 'nidi tho breeze, as the air in
the oat was stuffy and hot. I lounged
over the brake wheel, watching the
ligl't,- uf tin- town grow fainter ittnl
fainter mil!) nothing but a pale whit
glow on t!:-- sky marked its -ito. Sir!
doiil.v some one touched mo lightly o'i
the arm. and an agitated voice said:
“‘•''inductor. I've been robbed of a!!
my money! Kven my watch Is gone!'
"My detective instincts were a roused
in an instant. The opportunity I'm
which 1 had been waiting had at Iasi
presented itself. I swung quickly
around and followed my scantily elial
passenger Into the dimly lighted hotly
of the car.
“He was a short, stout man, proba
J. O. I-I I'SC'OM It 4L Itlit >.
bly to or to years of age, and was tick
eted in Itutte. where, he said, he was
going for the purpose of looking at a
hotel property he desired to buy. lie
claimed to have had JFJ’J.OOO in treasury
notes and drafts in a wallet which he
iiad shoved in the pillowcase with the
pilh.w. pinning up the open end and
putting 'hat end against the side of
the car. He occupied tin* drawing
room. but. owing to the heat, had left
the door open.
“The pillowcase was torn where it
had been pinned and was found on the
Door beside the berth. While we were
discussing the matter in excited under
tones in the drawing room, so as not to
disturb the other passengers until cer
tain the wallet had not worked out
among the bedclothes, we were star
tled by a yell. or. rather, whoop, from
a berth about the center of the car. and
the occupant, a wealthy Montana cat
tleman. sprang out. shouting:
"•Thieves! Murder! (‘onduetor. I’ve
been robbed! Where's my gun? Stop
the train!’ '
“Of course the car was in an uproar
in a minute, and I ran forward to have
tile train conductor help me subdue the
excitement and search for the thief.
"On my wa.v to tin* front of the train
1 roused the porter, who was dozing in
.he toilet room, and ordered him to
hick tlie rear ear door and then stand
guard .at the forward end. allowing uo
otto to enter or leave the ear until I
had returned with the train conductor.
"When we eame back, tin- lights h.’id
been turned on. and all the passengers
were up dressing no women were in
the car that trip each om* looking
carefully through his belongings to see
whether anvtliing was missing. Me
yond tin* loss reported to me hj the
pa -senger for Itiitte and tiiat of tin*
caltIonian, which, he said, was a little
more than -Shlixi. all in paper money,
nothing was missing.
"Although the I"-- of the prospective
hotel hii.ver was seven times more th.’lll
that of the cattleman, the hitter was
lh” laost excited He declared the
mmc y had been in an envelope which
lu had pin'ii i i , hi- undershirt, and a
h'l g lit eld in the side uf the oilier
1 ov.cd oov. ihe thief had scour
id !, i-; booty .
i he i.i |> uve •- were in the
el! as Wel - e • I •' we left Millllo
iiti ! I wa- p> ii e no oiic had
fcoi 'Vi i aiiy ef the stations that nigh!,
as I ■ d h ed the rear door at encli
t' ■ ala! • e-r the purler or myself
d at the front doer until the
ii Ind 'tarted when it, toe. was
i ’ e l Tie- pive,•union I had taken
I every ni'/ll' i'lee a —IIIMIIg lllV posi
; ii' a 't- conductor, livery nook and
| craaiiy of ihe ear was searched for the
uis iug valuables, but to 110 purpose.
“After i iiieh talk it was finally
agreed that the two men who had
been robhod should search the rest of
us so that no suspicion might be fas
tened on any occupant of the car.
When the man from Huttc had divest
ed himself of his clot lies, it was no
ticed that Ids chest presfiityd a curi
ous appearance. Across tin* nreast was
a long, livid scar, resembling a heavy
welt, and the cuticle below it hung in
thick folds to the waist, with here and j
there queer, knotty protuberances. I
This condition, the man said, had been
caused by an accident, he having been
caught between a licit and a rapidly
revolving shaft in a factory where he
worked in his earlier life.
"It is hardly necessary for me to say 1
that this search was as fruitless in re
sults as was the search of tiie ear. hut
it had the effect of easing each one’s |
mind. No one now looked upon the
other with distrust, except that tin*
cattle dealer. I noticed, frowned rather
malignantly upon the porter, which
class of individuals, as you well know,
are usually suspected of being the per
petrators of all -leeping car robberies.
"I took tin- names and addresses of
both men who had stiff ire.) losses and
made a full report to the sleeping ear
company and the detective agency, also
sending messages to the foremen of till
repair gangs as far east as Minneapolis
to hunt along the track for any wallets
that might have been thrown from the
train by the thief.
“Hespite all efforts to clear up the
robbery, it remained as deep a mys ,
tery ns had the preceding ones. The
last 1 heard of the incident was that
tin* stockman had entered suit against
both tin- railroad and sleeping ear corn
panies. while N. O. fiujin. the name
given by the man. who. when I came
to think of it rather complacently lost
a small fortune, had dropped out of
sight.
"The more 1 thought of him and of
his action- the more it grew upon me
that the man was croo’ ed and must
have been in some way eonncctcd with
the theft of tin* stockman's money and
had really never been robin ti himself
Mm llieu, again, if lie wa.- the guilty
party, what could he have dotn with
the money? All. that was the mystery!
And I t ’. * -ti and there resolved to go on
the lraik of I'uiiin. if possible, and
have Iiim shadow vd.
"Two weeks after this experience i
received a telegram from the agency
to r port M the la ad otiiee in t'liieago
w hnt d< ',\ l pon my arrival there
i \..t * to ef a robbery which had oc
cm :v b i ' -t r on one of l he sent !i
we a - and was ordered to the
«e!ic. of * - o*i a I Manager Sterling of
the km at i ntiis.
"!u looking over the report made to
i!;.i " 'i- relative to the ease and
f"eni the de.- 'pi' ll given b\ olio i f
the jii;-:-- rigors who hail been robbed,
i f allot el 'll.-- ” gel’ w li' lil tin* Vietd’l
eh me . i.e had seen by tile dim lamp
light peering through the slightly pait-
t 1 curtains into las berth. J recognized
»'nrliti
"Tiie man had boon searched; hut. as
in the ease w hell he was my passenger,
there was nothing found on him. and |
he was allowed to go. loudly protesting ,
against the treatment he had received j
and vowing he would secure re pa ra
tion through the courts.
“I wrote up as good a description of
the fellow as I could from memory and
had several hundred circulars printed.
These were sent to heads of detective ]
departments of till the large railway
lines ii* the country, with instructions
to have Curlin arrested on suspicion of
being the thief in this latest robbery
and. in ease of his apprehension, to no
tify <!<*neial Manager Sterling, who
would take steps to have him brought
to Kansas, in which state the crime
had been committed.
“A little more than a month after
ward tie* gentleman was captured in
New Orleans as he was about to pur
chase a ticket for Atlanta. In due
course of time In* was taken to Topeka,
where he was identified by tho passen
ger who had accused liiui of theft and
Wits committed to jail for the action of
the grand jury.
"Fpoti my advice a photograph of the
man strip)' ! to tiie wrist was taken
and forwarded to me. Sure enough, it
was Curlin. Our agency had half tone
cuts made of tla- photographs, and an
other set of circulars were printed,
which were sent to our correspondents
in Klll'ope.
"Within six weeks a reply came from
I ondou saying the party referred to in
tue circular was tuelouMc My F. S.
Lashby, a notorious car and hotel thief,
known as ’Franklin, the Kangaroo
Man.' from the fact that In* had been
exhibiting himself in museums, having
a pouch of skin on Ids breast similar to
that found on tbe female kangaroo.
"We wen advised to have him exam
ined by a physician, when he would
likely give in and confess Ids crime, as
he had (lone in Metals. Fngland. some
years previous.
“This advice was acted upon, and tin*
rogue really did confess lie stated
that after robbing a victim he had
spotted he dropped the plunder in the
pouch Ik* had caused to grow on Ids
breast and that before !> ing tripped
up in Fng'atid had secured quite a snug
sum of money.
“He was careful not to exhibit his
peculiar formation in this country and
laid hoped to pick up a fortune, when
he intended to go to Ids hon e in Aus
tralia i believe the fellow would have
succeeded, too. had it not been for the
tip’ we got from the Fiiglish author
ities Nothing could ever he found on
him. and it would have been an ex-
extreindy hard matter indeed to con
vict him.
"I pon b.ing pressed for an cxplana
tioii as to bow lie had caused the
grow ill of t!i* pouch on his body he
said licit w !;:!e stu iying medicine in
MeP .11.lie 1 ::i'l - ll ill II side show
of a circus mi i lastic skin man. w hich
condition, tiie Iron had told him. was
brought about by .a continual pulling
and stretching of the cuticle.
"Ho began to experiment upon him
self. and. finding how loose the skin
was getting, the novel idea of produc
ing a kaugiiroolikc pouch on Ids chest
took possession of him, and. being of
a roving disposition, he determined to
become a freak, if possible. By travel
ing about and exhibiting himself he
could easily earn ehougl7*motiey to dm
fray expenses.
"After getting the skin thoroughly
loosened uji over Ids chest lie made ;iu
incision in length about live inches di
rectly across the breast bone in line
with tin* fifth rili. Mulling the wound
apart, he packed it with antiseptic
gauze, each day pulling more and more
upon the skin at that point ami at each
renewal of the gauze forcing a greater
quantity into the aperture.
‘ Finally, after over a year’s tedious
work, more or less suffering and sever
al narrow escapes from blood poison
ing his will power triumphed The
d' - red result was obtained, ami lie set
out to exhibit himself as the ’Hreat
Australian Freak. Franklin, the Kan
garoo Man.'
"As may be imagined, his success was
phenomenal, and lu* became wealthy
beyond Ids fondest dreams; but. like
many other people, money was Ids
ruin.
“lie soon became so addicted to drink
that he failed to fullili Ids engage
ments. anil his managers forsook him
one after another. It was not long mi
til he took to thieving, am) had it m,t
be< n that he was known as a freak in
Ft.gland it Is hardly likely thul lie
won! ! ever have been convicted in that
country.
"Mike others, too, of tin* criminal
•lass, he chose that life after he once
entered it in preference to an lion* t
pursuit of wealtli partly from the e\-
( iii iiicut connected witli it ami partly
from Ihe loss of self respect
"It is strange, hut unless he dish i d-
ed the pouch no om* would have
thought the appearance of Ids chest
due to anything but tin* accidental
cause he stated. The upper part of tin*
wound hung over the lower edge and
seemed simply a great, horrid scar
"Weil, friends, we're gc ting l 1 icy
destination, and I'll hid you • > I gv.
My the way. Mashby's Icm.i m iite Kan
sas penitent jury will expire in a P \v
months If any of .on v ar t . m
the -hov. bu.-do-s there's a !.n> *
Ml iiadelplda Mivss.
A 11 a -1 * s It a 11 .
"Tin* quid.i -t slutv it.
In r! ! tin buyer (X .■ an t ' ■ <
M h ! • ! wa- in Texas a c >1 t
i . so ago. I was wcarin >1 I
tt the time and got a cl. an ' in
less ti.a; a ni'iiule."
All ill' IV 1 ' lulls >i.:ilc Std: ' . , i!it‘
countenance of nio < tlian at I ■>
listeners ami was brie! ' it t
In;: ,ii. w lu ll the t 1 mill au r
Uet|
"You see I was tail *1.' f
(hose terrific s.imbtonn- e\ t .. a
down there, am! the ll . ' <• t n*
swiftly moving sand caua o u t !l
in the face. That sand Mn i pf |
the barber act on me. an I ;n ic; I f
my being the possessor of i Vnnil' **
board my fact* was a- tic, ,t| ,f |,, r
tts a boy’s.
"I' cut my whiskers off a* cb an a a
razor eould, hut did uot injure my
face in the least.”—Memphis Scimitar.