The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, September 15, 1898, Image 3
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THE LEDGER: GAFFSEV, S. C., SEPTE3IRER 15, 1898.
TO THE RIVER DEE.
Focl'.sh brawlinv river D*'r.
Wty dom thoo Luriy to the He*
At stuch u pm'( 5
I know * plme
Whir" thou sh'julditt love to pauno a apace
In ecatuay.
For there tny love, a raaidon fair,
With > y.-h of t luo and aiiken hair,
Raeh day doth i{o.
Yet thou b» low
In hahblin? ijjnorarce dost flow.
Nor kun nor oare.
Oh, wort thou wise to murmun* rrdd
Tbon'd'tt wean thy watern, whirlisc
wild.
Nor flow ao fleet
The main to meet,
But smile aa Hmilex in idumher sweet
A tittle child.
Each bubbla then wouldat gently break
And of thy breast a mirror make,
Wherein she might
In coy delight
Her image view and at the sight
Sweet pleasure take.
Yet then, perchance, art no loss wise
Than we, wN| oft—too oft—despise
Our gifts and powers
And precious hour*
And hur y past life’s fairest flowers
With heedless eyes.
We, too, go seaward, borne along
pon a current swift and strong.
Feme e'er are bent
On merriment;
On riches, honor, fame, intent.
Some trive and throng.
Each d< ns he knows the nearest way
To happ r«ss, yet every day
In ougc ■ -j
Some wi uer by
The very goal for which they sigh
And toil and pray.
—Will Hill in Pell Mall Gazette.
TWO FRIENDS.
Pierre Dnrand acd.laaiuee Duval had
been brought up together, so to speak.
As small boys their parents, friends
of long standing, had taken them to
play in the Lux< mbourg, and it was
while making sat d houses that their
intimacy had commenced. A little later,
when short trousers had taken the place
of kilts, they had been sent to the same
pension. Seated si lo by side at their
studies, always in the same classes, they
bud continued to see each other regu
larly every day. Their fondness for each
other was so great that they were uot
;outeuted with merely their hours of
work in common, . it when Sunday
name they passed the afternoon together
it the home of one or the other. From
the pension to theLyeee, from the Lycee
to the business college, their affection
bad only increased.
When the time came for starting into
business—as each one judged the other
peifectly indispensable to him—they
decided to form a partnership, and, in
fact, it was a very happy idea, for the
house, “Durand & Duval, Wholesale
Hardware Merchants,” enjoyed an un
equaled prosperity.
Durand and Duval lived in the same
building in which they carried on their
business and went down stairs at 7 ev
ery morning and worked industriously
in the shop until 7 in the evening, thus
affording their clerks an example of
faithfulness, overseeing everything and,
on occasions, not even disdaining to
servo a customer. They allowed them
selves barely an hour at noon for lunch
eon and, it is needless to add, took this
meal together. In tho evening they were
the last ones to leave the shop and go
up stairs to dine.
Of course the thought of attending a
theater or a dauco without the other had
never occurred to one of them. Besides,
no one of their acquaintances would
have thought of inviting one without
the other. To their friends Pierre und
Jacques formed a sort of household
which one would have hesitated to
break, and usually ouo invitation did
for tho two. Ouo wrote as naturally
“MM. Durand and Duval” as one
writes “M. and Mmo. Dupont.”
Pierre and Jacques—have we said
that they were tho same age?—were in
their thirty-third year at present, and
this existence which they were leading
seemed as if it were to continue indefi
nitely when a cable dispatch from Amer
ica camo to break np the monotony.
An uncle, of whom Jacques bad
formerly been very fond, had fallen ill
in New York. He summoned his nephew
to him.
Pierre, to whom Jacques lead the
message, utteied a cry almost of an
guish ;
“And you are going away?”
“But, my dear friend, I must, go! If
it were merely a question of money, I
should not hesitate to refuse to go. We
are rich, happy, accustomed to our way
of life, and I would not for a good deal
run the risks of such a long journey and
leave you all the care of our business,
but it is a sick man who calls for me,
and a poor man, which is a greater rea
son why I should go.”
"You are right, my friend. You must
go.”
And Pierre pressed Jacques’ hand.
“At least, don’t stay too long,” be
added. “Remember that 1 am alone
here, uod how desolate I shall be with
out you! You will see something new,
your mind will be taken up studying
the ways of a new country, which you
have never before seen”—
“Yes, but if I make any friends there
I shall have to leave them on my return
—and you are sure to find me uuebaug*
ed toward you—while you—you will
go about by yourself, you will amuse
yourself, you”—
Here the voice of Jacques trembled a
little.
“You will perhaps meet some one
you will wish to marry, and then what
is to become of me without my lifelong
companion?”
: “But I never think of it.”
“No; uot upw, but you may think nt
it. At time# I have wen in you already
a tendency in that direction. Yon have
resitted it up to the present, a little
through*love of your liberty und a great
deal Qti account of your old comrade and
because you fear his sarcasm, but, once
away from me’'—
“Do not fear that, my friend! I have
no mors desire than you have to put a
chain about my Deck, and what would
' Mborae of our card games and our tins
walks in the evening? No, indeed, have
no fear!’’
Jacques packed his trunk, telegraphed
for a stateroom and that very evening
set out for Havre, accompanied by his
old friend, who bade him hii affectionate
farewell at tha pier.
Jacques was kept three months at the
bedside of his uncle, whose recovery
was slow. Regularly twice a week the
two friends wrote to each other.
Jacques’ letters were always filled
with accounts of his health, his new ex
istence, the interesting customs of this
new and clever people. He did net
neglect, in his correspondence, even to
give his partner tho most minute in
formation concerning the hardware busi
ness in the new world and to advise
some changes suggested to him by the
good, practical sense of tho Americans.
Pierre’s letters had, on the contrary,
gradually diminished in interest and
length. Toward the last he had sent
but notes of a few lines, as if he were
afraid if he wrote at length of letting
some secret, which he was trying to
guard, escape him.
This brevity, cf course, bad surprised
Jacques.
What is this mystery, he had won
dered.
But as the hour of return was ap
proaching he had silenced bis curiosity,
certain of soon being enlightened as to
the reasons fer this new attitude of his
friend.
I shall arrive this eveninx. Jacques, j
When Pierre received this telegram,
he turnd pale and called his wife.
“Jacques is coming back, and I have
never dared to tell him of our mar
riage !”
“Really, this very dtar friend, of
whose disapproval you stand in such
dread! When I think that it was fear of
his blame which made you hesitate to
qiarry me”—
And, putting her arm around the neck
of her husband, Mine. Durand seemed
to reproach him for his lack of eager
ness.
“Yes, I confess it, ” said Pierre, smil
ing. “I hesitated, hot uot for long, and
these beautiful eyes made short work of
my indecision. ”
A kiss finished the sentence, from
which it was easy to conclude that if
Jacques’ opinion had had a moment’s
weight with his friend the latter did
uot today regret the step he had taken.
Ho added, however;
“Poor Jacques! This will be a blow
to him! Just think, we lived together
so closely united! When I remember
that ho is expecting to take up our life
again in our old apartments”—
Mine. Damnd smiled.
“Are we not better off whero wo are!
And, whatever pleasure you found in
the company of your friend, aie you
not happier here, pampered by yonr
wife—pampered by two women rather,
for my sister lives with ns?”
“Certainly, and if I have a regret,
my dear, it is for not having known yon
sooner; but it is not my«eif that it is a
question of just now, but Jacques.
What will bo tho best way to break it
to him?”
“Come, don’t get nervous. There ar<
two hours yet. Ho doesn’t gel here till
7. Before that we may perhaps find
some ingenious method.”
“Yes, I beg of you, my dear, think
of some way. I trust myself to you. 1
am so troubled, so worried at tht
thought of his consternation’’—
•‘Take courage. Women are more
clever than men, ami I have hopes ol
arranging everything. Let mo consult
with my sister.”
• ••••••
Jacques had just entered his home—
their home, he still believed.
Pierre was awaiting him, and fb<
two friends fell into each other’s arms.
“At last I see you again!” said
Jacques after the first greetings were
over. •‘‘And now you will eeplain tc
me the mystery. When I think that in
your letters”—
But he did uot finish the sentence.
His glance fell on Pierre’s coat—a coal
ol the latest fashion and ent, which
contrasted strongly with the clothes bt
used to wear, generally worn to the
thread. From the coat his eyes rose tc
the cravat—and what a cravat! Bril
liant in color and so artistically tied!
“Did you tie that cravat?”
The proof ol tho crime was obvious.
Pierre did uot even try to deny it. H*
bad no desire to, besides.
“No, I did not."
“A woman did—only a woman could
have!”
“Yes, I am married!”
“Unhappy man!’’
A little later, and it was the word
“wrotch” which Jacques, in his auger,
let fall.
Tho other excused himself as best h(
oould.
He said:
“It was a chance which did it all.
She is so oharming, so pretty! I met
h^r one evening at Martin’s. They had
invited you and me. I was bored all by
myself. 1 went I did uot suspect any
thing, I assure you. She was there. I
was conquered ut once, and you would
have been, too, 1 am sure of it."
“Ob!”
A gesture of denial from Jacques, but
Pierre continued:
“Yas, you would have been. To set
her was to love her! If you coulo know
her! What grace, what charm! Ah,
you will not be long in understanding
me! Come, and yon will pardon me!"
“Never!”
“At least yon will dine with me thh
evening?”
“Indeed, no!"
If took a good half hour for Pierre tc
persuade his friend, but at last h«
yielded.
“Yes. 1 will go with you, because I
do not wish to appear to sulk, hut it it
purely from politeness and that 1 may
net seem to 1 «* on bad terms with my
pur flier’s wife, fir now it is all ended.
I see very plainly I have no longer u
friend, only a business partner!’’
Pierre made no answer to this, but
bis mustache hid a slight mile.
They started to Pierre's heme. Go
the way Jacques thought: “ Whatc fool
Pierre is! I am sure his wife must bi
ugly leaking or ill tempeied! A widow,
ho said—doubtless a good schefner who
worked upon his ’naivete!’ Oh, it’s
enough to make cue laugh!”
On their arrival Pietre presented
him.
“Mme. Durand, my friend, Jacques
Duval!’’
Jacques was all ready to saint* 1 her
coldly, but at sight of the pretty face
he saw before him his coldness vanish
ed, and he met her with a compliment.
“I am delighted, madume!”
And in a low voice to Pierre:
“You rascal, but she is charming!”
Pierre excused himself for a moment.
“I leave you two together. Get ac
quainted. ”
And Jacques was invited to come and
sit upon the divan by the side of the
mistress of tho houso»
At the end of ten minutes he was
completely won over. She talked to
him upon the subjects in which ho was
most interested, as if she guessed bis
tastes and preferences. She was a most
charming listener, and suddenly he
found himself envying his friend’s fate.
“She is absolutely delightful, this
woman! What luck Pierre is in! Ah, 1
understand how for such a woman hd
could renounce bachelorhood, and i
have not the heart to wish"—
The dinner was delicious, and Jacques
hod to admit to himself that he had
never bad a bettor appetite.
“You will come tomorrow, of
course,” Mme. Durand said to him on
leaving.
“I?"
“Yes, tomorrow end every day. I
wish it.”
“But"—
“You must; otherwise I should re
proach myself, for uot for worlds would
I be the cause of coldness in yosr rela
tions with my husband. ”
And, as Jacques still hesitated, “I
wish it,” she said and laid her white,
soft hand lightly on his.
“So be it, I obey,” Jacques answered,
moved by this unexpected caress.
An adorable smile rewarded him.
• ••••••
The next day Jacques returned, and
the next and every day of that week.
“Well, what do you think cf my
wife?” Pierre asked him when the two
were alone together in the shop.
“Ah, my friend, I think her”—
An expressive gesture completed the
sentence.
“Then yon no longer disapprove?”
“Say rather I was a fool ever to
blame you. If I had been in your place,
I”—
“It makes me very happy to know
yon and my wife are congenial. Just
think how I should have felt if you had
not liked each other! I only hope it
may be lasting and that you may not
change your opinion. ”
“I change my opinion about your
wife? The more I see of her the better
I like her, my friend.”
“Heaven help you!" And, saying
this, the rascal Pierre hid the same
enigmatical smile under bis mustache.
That happened which waa bound to
happen.
Submitted daily to the teme influence,
entertained by the amiable conversation
of his friend’s wife, towched by tho
marks of affection which she lavished
upon him, flattered by the importance
which she seemed to attach to bis
slightest word, Jacques passed helpless
ly through all the gamut of sensations
and suddenly—ho had been home not
quite two weeks—he recognized the
fatal truth—he was iu love with Mme.
Durand.
“Well, this is fine!” cried the poor
man when ho had looked clearly into
his own heart. “What must I do now?”
• ••••••
“As soon as the shop closes you will
jdin me?” said Pierre.
"No,” answered Jacques; “don’t
count upon me this evening.”
“Why not?”
Jacques tried to make nn excuse, but
it would not come. He hesitated, stam
mered, and, urged by the questions of
bis friend, he ended by bursting into
tears and telling the truth:
“Ah, my friend, I am a wretch! I
love your wifol”
“Very well, marry her!”
"What?”
“You idiot, do you think I should
have submitted to such a course if I bad
uot known where it would end? But it
is not my wife that you know. The
same day of your return she went into
the country, and I am going to telegraph
her to return this evening. You will
like her, too, I am sure, hut, by tho
wav, it is her sister with whom you are
In love, und nothing hinders you from
Carrying her.”
“Ah!”
“Come, shake hands, brother-in-
law!”—From the French For Short
Stories.
ARABIAN HOSPITALITY.
It Is Siucaro and *.t Tlir.*>» Carried to Kl-
Uicuioo* Extreme*.
The Maltese was talking in terms of
praise of American hstpifality and was
uot easily diverted fn-m the subject. >
As traveling representative for one cf
the great ceai mining companies of |
Pennsylvania he had been all over tho
world, stopping for a time in Rio do
Janeiro, then for half a year iu Algiers,
Tangier and Tunis, another in Yoko
hama und Tokyo—for there was much
to do besides taking contracts for coal !
in these antipodal regions. He had been
for tho last few months sojourning in ;
New York.
If any one wondered at first why a
native of the Mediterranean island
should hold such a position, they ceased
to wonder after they had known him a
short time. He was master of just the
qualities that aro indispensable to a
commercial courier—personal magnet
ism, energy, suavity and alertness. So j
all tho rest of us were attentive listen
ers, and as such found even his slight
dialect pleasing. But one of the party
wanted to know where in the world
ho.-pitality was most impressively dis
played.
“In north Africa, ” wivs the unhesi
tating response, “among the Arabs.
There, you may say, it takes tho place
of law iu some cases, though it is rare
ly abused. For instance, if you are
traveling and night overtakes you and
you do uot know whero you are, you
have only to lire ycur rifle, and from
tho nearest camp—for they are nomads,
you know, living in tents—tho Arabs
will answer with a shot to let you
know where they are. If you don’t
readily catch the direction from which
the sound comes, you fire agaiu^and
they will build a big bonfire, by which
you will be guided to tho camp. When
you arrive, they take charge of you and
your horse and gun, and tho best that
the camp affords is cheerfully placed at
your service. So long as you remain
within the bounds of the encampment,
though you may ride and go about as
1 you please, you arc considered and
treated as one of the family.
“Yes, hopsitality is carried to what
you might think a ridiculous extreme
I among the Arabs of Africa. If you have
killed a man, for instance, and have in
curred lie death penalty and know the
; avenger is on yonr track, your place of
I perfect safety is in the tent of your
' pursuer. You have only to reach his
I tent and cast yourself and your rifle on
| the ground and yonr person becomes sa-
! cred to your enemy for so long as you
j remain there, but when you have de-
i parted and have gone tieynnd the limits
of the camp then God help you. ”
“But is their hospitality never
abused? Don’t their casual visitois
sometimes overstay their welcome?”
“Oh, sometimes, hut then there is a
delicate hint. When mealtime comes
around, the otic, which is the goatskin,
filled with buttermilk, is passed to you,
and you drink, ch, so much, for it is
very refreshing, and then at once they
place all mannci of miats and delica-
i cies before you, ami you can eat noth-
| lug, for yon are full of the buttermilk.
That, is the bint to depart.”
“But if you don’t go?”
“Then they will move the encamp
ment. Bnt they will suffer the imposi
tion very long before this, for their hos
pitality is more than superficial—it is
sincere. ’’
‘Suppose the refugee were to commit
aa-overt act while a member of the
camp, would tbero be no punishment
for that?"
“Oh, instantly; the ’mucth el kelb’
—that is, the death of a dog. He is no
more ‘ragel h’wueg-haa’ or ‘pharez
b’wueg-hna, ’ but ‘el kelb, ’ u dog. The^
Arab has prefound respect for ‘ragel*
b’wueg-han, ’ tho cavalier, the man who
com* s riding or walking bravely, with
bis arms, and seems a man of courage,
or his fellow, the ‘pharez b’wueg-baa,’
tho man who come* on foot, as a man
of learning.”—New York Commercial
Advertiser.
Staart and HI* Hob IT.
Gilbert Stuart, tho artist, who made
so familiar to Aintricams the features
of Washington ami his wife, was once
visited by two Philadelphia artists.
The visit was notable from the fact that
rituart imitated the inebriate who al
ways concluded his c«hortation against
drinking spirits with, “Do a# I tc'.’.
you, uot us I do. ’’
One of the artists asked Rtnarl for ?.
pinch of snuff from the box iu which
bo was insert'ng a thumb and finger
every few minutes and then applying
them to his own nostrils.
“I will give it to you,” said Stuart,
proffering the box, “but I advise you
uot to take it Snuff taking is a vile
habit and should be avoided.”
“Your practice contradicts yonr pre
cept, Mr. Stuart,’’ answered tho gen
tleman.
“Sir, I can’t help it," replied Stuart.
“Let me tell you a story. Once I was
traveling during a very dark night, end
couchee dumped us in a ditch. We
scrambled up, and on finding by exam
ination that our legs and arms were un
broken thought of the poor fellow shut
up in the basket with the baggage. He
was found senseless and his neck twist
ed awry. ,
“A passenger began to untwist the
man’s neck, that he might set hie head
straight on his shoulders. The senseless
man, recovered by the wrench, roared
out:
“ ‘Let me alone. Let me alona I’m
not hurt. I was born so.’ Gentleman,”
added Stuart, ‘ l was born so. I was
born iu a snuff mill, "and he empha
sized the remark by taking an enormous
pinch of snuff.
“This,” says the author of “Heir
looms In Miniature," “was literally
true, as Gilbert Stuart’s father, a
Scotchman, built the first snuff mill
ever erected in New England.”
tipping in hotels.
ONE LANDLORD’S ATTEMPT TO ABOL
ISH THE PRACTICE.
An Intcrcatlag Kxperinaant.
Suppose two bicycles of tbe same
build, one geared to 80 inches and the
pther to 04 inches, were started down
an incline, with the riders having their
feet on the foot rests, which would travel
the faster? A test to prove this was re- 4
cenfly made down a bill, and it was
found that both machines occupied the
same time. The result seems te show ;
that when the pedals are not used the :
wheels simply perform their ordinary
revolutions without influence from
gearing. When human p war is ap
plied, however, the high geared ma
chine would, of course—other things
' being equal—travel faster. Naturally
i the strain would be greater on the rider
of the high gear.—Rambler.
A ChumpsciM) City.
Epemay, in France, is a vast subter
ranean city, tbe streets for miles being
hewn out ol solid chalk, flunked with
piles of champugtw of all blends and
qualities. The largest champagne man
ufacturers in Epemay posses* under
ground cellars which cover no fewer
than 4* acres end contain 5,000, ^00
bottles of wine.
Hat*.
The felt bat is aa old as Homer. The
Greeks made them in skullcaps, conical,
truncated, narrow or hroad brimmed.
The Phrygian bonnet was an elevated
cap without a trim, the apex turned
over in front. It is known as the cap of
liberty. An ancient figure of Liberty in
the times of Autonius Livies, A. D.
115, bolds the cap in the right hand.
The Persians were soft caps. Plumed
hats were the headdress of the Syrian
corps of Xerxes, tho broad brim was
worn by tbe Macedonian kings. Castor
means a beaver. Tbe Armenian captive
wore a plug hat.
The merchants of the fourteenth cen
tury wore u Flanders beaver, Charles
VII in 14(59 wore a felt hat lined with
red and plumed. The Euglish men and
women in 1510 wore close woolen or
knitted cups. Two centuries ago bats
were worn iu the house. Pepys in his
diary wrote, “September, 1064, got a
severe cold because be took off his hat
at dinner,’’ and, again, in January,
1065, he got another cold by sitting too
long with his bead bare, to allow his
wife’s maid to comb bis hair and wash
bis ears, and Lord Clarendon in bis
essay, speaking of the decay of respect
due the aged, says that in bis younger
days he never kept his bat on before
those older than himself, except at din
ner.
In the thirteenth century Pope Inno
cent IV allowed the cardinals the use of
the scarlet cloth hu\ The bats now in
use are the cloth bat, leather hat. paper
hat, silk bat, opera hat, spring brim
hat and straw bat.
The Aurora Moreall* anti Superstition.
Conceive for a moment tbe glories of
the aurora borealis. We who live in the
semi somber atmosphere of this zone
may well forestall by imagination tbe
speechless wonder which would seize
us were we first to behold that most
dramatic phantasmagoria of sun phases
on sky and snow and ice. The Teutons
portrayed their emotions iu their le
gends relating to their god Loki. In
tho story of his funeral pyre we detect
the imagery inspired by tbe splendors
of the aurora borealis.
Loki is tho ged of evil—toemy of
both gods and men. Fire, at first dan
gerous, at last the friend of man, is the
emblem of this dark god. He is sur
rounded by iiumo, through whose cir-
cumfeicuce man must pass to the place
of eternal sleep. He is pictured as seiz
ing his faithful steeds und plunging in
to the sea of fire (the aurora borealis),
and then disappearing. Men, heroes and
gods follow him. Rome return—some
never. On, on to the dark icy regions,
beyond the dismal iron wood, where all
is night—the land of shade—to the very
house of death, where reigned King
Death guarded by his two dogs. We
need uot penetrate much deeper into the
mythology of antiquity to discover all
the forms arrmujl which gathered the
legendary supeaptitien of medieval
Christianity couoeruiiiKfaeH.^
Indeed it will^be disoflOpred by stu
dents that the Rraudinuviau legends are
much responsible for tbe dark, gloomy
phases of Christian theology—especial
ly coucetuing hull and the devil.—In
telligence.
Willing to n«H«v* Him.
When Tom Rheridfeu Was reading Eu
clid with his tutor, he fonnd it vety
tedious, fgd after a time ho oatrtd:
“Waa Euclid a good man?”
Thu tutor did not know.
“Waa ba an honorable, trathfmJ
man?”
“Wo4**w nothing to the contrary.*'
“TbeccJon't you think wamigbt taka
Mawoadftr oil thin?”
▲ Ileinaa-snble Clock.
In one of the town balls in a Japa
nese city there is a remarkable time
piece. It is contained in a handsome
frame, 8 feet wide and 5 feet long. It
represent* a noonday landscape, very
cleverly carried out. In the foreground
plum and cherry trees appear in bloom,
while in the rear a hill is to be seen,
from which flows a pretty cascade, im
itated in crystal.
From this cascade flows a tiny stream,
which wends its way between rocks und
islands and finally loses itself in a
stretch of woodland. In a miniature
sky a golden sun turns on silver wire,
striking the hours on silver gongs as it
passes. Each hour is marked by a creep
ing tortoise. A bird of rich plumage
warbles ut the close of tbe hour, and,
as the warbling ceases, a mouse sudden
ly makes its appearance, and, scamper
ing over the bill to tbe garden, is soon
lost to view. Altogether it is a wonder
ful piece of mechanism.
Missed th« Point.
“Professor,’’ said an acquaintance,
“yon understand Latin, do you not?”
“Well," replied tho professor, “I
may be said to have a fair knowledge
of Latin; yes."
“I know everybody says you have. I
wish yon would tell me what ‘volix’
means. Nobody that I have asked seems
to have heard tbe word.”
“if there is any such word us volix,
madam—of which 1 have serious doubts
—I certainly do not know what it
means. ”
“Yon surprise me, professor. A man
of your attainments ought to know that
volix means Vol IX. ’’
Tbe professor devoted a moment to
calling up bis reserves and bringing his
light artillery into action.
“It is no wonder, madam, ” be said,
“that I did not see tbe point of yonr
joke. You left the point out of it.
Loudon Tit-Bits.
Tho** Shrewd Fortune Teller*.
They bad had their fortunes told by
scientific palmistry — separately, lest
their marriage should be suspected—
and were comparing notes.
“There was only one thing I didn’t
like,” said Angelina, “and that was
that—that I was to lie married twice. ”
“What!” Edwin exclaimed.
“It wasn’t my fault," pleaded Ange
lina. “Rbo said it was written in my
baud. ”
“That yon were to bomurried twica?”
“Yes.”
“Bat I’m to be mTrriiJ twice toa”
—Pick Ma Up.
Th* Maddening Experlrnre Ahrend Which
Prompted Him to Make the Effort U*r*
and the Krasomt Why It Proved to Be a
Melancholy Failure.
The tipping evil and why it flourishes
and spreads is always a subject of in
terest, and the failure cf the efforts of
Landlord Tilly Haynes of the United
States hotel in Boston and the Broad
way Central iu New York to put an
end to the practice iu his establishment
and tha comment thereon led him to
tell this story about it:
“ What called my attention particu
larly to it and made me disgusted with
the whole practice was our experience
in Milan. When we came to take oar
leave there, I had already given tips to
the servants who waited on ns, to the
head waiter and to the chambermaid,
and supposed that everything was right.
Now, in Milan the hotels are different
from what they are in this countrv.
They have an inner court, into which
the carriages drive and from which
they depart with their guests, instead
of leaving from the front of the hotel,
as they do in this country. Before the
carriage leaves a bell is struck.
“When we were ready to leave, with
everything all right, as I supposed, this
bell strnck, and we were at once sur
rounded by some 20 servants, bowing
and smiling, waiting for their tips.
There were more waiters and more
chambermaids, who had not done a
thing for us. The v bole affair made me
mad. They had been tipped all that
was right already, but they surrou: ded
the carriage and there was no getting
away. I had some franc pieces in
pocket, and I tossed them out to the
crowd, one here and another there until
I hud gone around. Then I turned to
the proprietor, who had come out, gave
him my card ami told him that if he
did uot have enough money to pay regu
lar wages to his servants, if he would
send mo his address, I would see, when
I got home, that he had enough to pay
them off with.
"Well, I came home mad with the
whole system. I determined to stop it
in my hotel. So I had printed in the
bill of fare in largo typo and with two
hands pointing to it the statement that
the waiters were paid liberally by the
hotel, that they were expected to render
satisfactory service, and if any one fail
ed to do so it would be a favor if the
number of the moil, which each one
had to wear, were reported to the head
waiter or to tho proprietor. In the
course of two or three days I noticed
that the waiters were looking pretty
sober and were talking quietly to them
selves. It was not long before two of
the oldest came to me iu my office.
“ ‘ What is it?' I asked them.
“They bowed and hesitated and look
ed confused. Then they said that they
were a committee of tho waiters to
come and see me about tbe notice print
ed on tbe bills of fara ‘It is jus’ a lit
tle we git,’ they said, 'only |4 or $5 a
month, sah. It’s jus’ enough to do up
de white vests with an pay for de ci
gars.’
“They said it over two or three
timea I saw that they had an excuse,
and, like Crockett’s coon, it would be
best for me to come down. I asked them
how many there were of them. They
replied that there were 40 on the sides
besides three head waiters.
"‘Now’,’ I said to them, ‘you are
getting ?~0 a month and your board.
After this your wages will be raised to
$25 per mouth and your board. ’ That
was $200 a month, or $2,400 a year.
So they went back to work, and tbe
notice remained on tbe bills of fare, but
I found that it waa impossible to stop
tbe tipping. The guests who wanted to
be served particularly well would uot
give ’he tip directly, but would leava
it under a plate or napkin, so that the
waiter would get it
“This went on for about a year and a
half. I don’t doubt that the waiters
got more than $5 a mouth apiece out of
it before I tried to stop the practice.
But tbe reason I could uot stop it waa
because the public would not help me.
When a man comes in with friends
with him, feeling pretty cocky, he
wants to treat them well and have ev
erything nice. So he gives orders to tbe
waiter to set him np the best dinner
he can. So the waiter will bring him
about everything there is in the kitch
en.
“You know this cun be done easily
where the hotel is on tbe American
plan, for they do not order specific
dishes to be paid for. If tbe bead wait
er asks what be is doing with such
large orders, the waiter will tell him
that the putty ordered it. The guest is
well served and bo is ready to tip the
waiter for it. Some day he comes in
not feeling particularly well. He growls
at tbe waiter and wants to know why
he is uot served as well as be was the
other day. He goes to tbe head waiter
and makes complaint there. Tbe trou
ble is with the public. They want ex
tra service at times and te cut a swell
before their friends. They are ready to
pay for it then and fee the waiter ac
cordingly, But it is just tbit class of
guests who make tbe most trouble at
other timet with their complaints. If
there is anything wrong with tbe tip-|
ping system, the public is to blame for
it. They would not help me out and
they want tbe privilege of giving tips
when they wish for extra good service.
I found that it was impossible to stop
tbe practice. People want special fa
vors and they are willing to pay the
waiters iu order to get them. So I gave
up the attempt and let the practice
its course. ’’—Springfield Republican.
Bum*.
Judge—Do 1 understand you to say
that the parties used high words?
Witness—Their voices were unaan-
ally high, but their words ware at-
£.-emely low —Chicago News.