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THE LEDGER: GAFFTS'EY, S. C., AUGUST 25, 1898.
LATE LOVE.
Lovp rame to me through the gloaming,
The dew on hla wings lay wet,
And the rotce of his wistful greeting
Wns wenry with old regret.
-Oh, heart,” he sighed nt my ensement,
“Must 1 wait for u welcome yetf”
lie had oome with the early roses
In the golden shining of morn.
But 1 asked a gift he bestowed not—
A flower that hears no thorn,
iki through tin* gluro of the noontide
He left me to toil forlorn.
And now, In life's quiet evening,
When long are the shadows cast.
He .'omes with the few pale blossoms
He haS saved from u hungry past,
And Into my heart, unquestioned,
I take him to rest at last.
—M. E. Martyn in Clu*ir.benj' Journal
A SECRET KEPT.
“Why, Bister, isn’t this our birth
day?”
“Yes, I suppose it is.”
“I declare, it completely slipped my
■mind, so ranch happening. I never failed
before to stir np n cake. Did you re- I
member it?”
“Oh, yes, I remembered it I couldn't
well forget it with such u fine present
coming to us. ”
The sisters were sitting on either side
of a wide, oper fire in high back chairs. |
So exactly alike were they in form and
feature and dress that only one who :
knew them well could have told them
apart.
Their fingers were busy with knit
ting. Jane’s work was a scarlet and ,
orange afghan. HuJda was rounding olf
the toe of a pair of gray woolen stock-
iugs.
In the cent'er of the room by the claw
legged table a young girl sat, apparent
ly reading, though her eyes rested on
the two figures before the fire.
“What present did you get, Jane?”
Hulda stopped her work and looked
over her glasses. Jane smiled and nod
ded her head toward the young girl
seated by the table.
The tall clock that stood on the wind
ing staircase at the end of the long
drawing room struck 1. The three start
ed and looked around, and the girl
threw down her book and sprang to her
feet, laughing.
“Old Father Time has oomo to life,”
she said. “He objects to our being so
quiet. Como, Aunt Hulda; let us do
something to celebrate Aunt Jane’s
birthday. Aunt Jane, what shall wo do
to celebrate Aunt Hulda’s birthday?”
The eyes of the two elder ladies were
still fixed on the clock, and they made
no answer. The girl came and stood on
the hearth rug, and, stooping, took
Jane’s face between her small, plump
hands and kissed her. Then, catching
up the afghan, she ran down the room
and up the stair and threw it over the
face of the clock. The sisters laughed
merrily.
“That was the hour we two came
into the world,” said Hulda. "Y’ou
can’t say but it was rather startling fro
have the old clock ring out that hour.
It hasn’t made a move to my knowledge
since you weut away, Amy.”
“Oh, well, it just happened. Aunt
Hulda,” Amy answered, with the hap
py carelessness of youth. “Besides, it
isn’t 1 o’clock now. It is only 7:80.”
She danced across the room and seated
herself at the piano. “Como, Aunt
Jane; let us sing something. ”
“Why, child, I can’t sing.”
“You used to sing beautifully.”
“I’m afraid you forget that wo’vo
grown old since yon went away. Peo
ple don’t sing much as a rule when
they are 00. ”
The girl wheeled about on the music
stool and shook her finger at the cov
ered clock.
“You have done this,” she said.
"You pretended to be sitting up there
doing nothing all these years, bnt
you’ve proved tonight that you’re up to
your old triclis, running away with the
years. ”
The sisters laughed again.
“You used to stand and talk to that
clock when you didn’t come up to the
drops of the weights, Amy,” said
Hulda.
“We’ve a long account to settle,”
Amy answered, shaking her head “To
come home and find you both so quiet
and complaining ot growing old, when
wo used to have such good times. Shall
1 get seme knitting and sit down in the
corner and grow old too?”
Hulda rolled up her work and stood
up.
“I suppose wo do seem changed,
child, ” she said anxiously. “What can
we do to amuse her, Jane?”
“We might dance the minuet, ” said
Jane, standing by her sister’s side.
“That used to amuse her greatly when
she was a child ”
“Oh, do,” cried Amy. “I*d forgot
ten about your doing that. ”
She turned to the piano and began
the stately musio of the minnet Dain
tily the two little old ladies stepped for
ward in time to the music. Their small
faces at first were grave with the desire
to please, but presently the melody en
tered their hearts. Their faces lost the
doll line of years and shone with the
pleasure of youth.
Jaue’i hair fell out of coil and bung
in soft silver curls about her faoo. Hul
da picked up her skirts and tripped air
ily away, showing her trim little feet
in blue embroidered slippera.
“You do it even better than you used
to, ” Amy cried, clapping her hands as
the music came to an end. “I never
saw any one more graceful and pretty
than you two are. Sixty isn’t old.
Why, you could go to Washington and
be the belles of tho season yet if yon
only wanted to. You have just staid
here in the country, and you haven’t
any idea how lovely you are."
The sisters looked at each other and
smiled. Jane slipped her hand into
Haidar's.
“We haven’t been discontented, or 1
suppose we would have made a venture
dpt into the world.” she said.
A “I wish you would make a venture
this winter," said Amy seriously
“There is no need of our staying here.
Uncle James says he has invited you re
peatedly to come to Washington. I said
I’d stay all winter, but I don’t believe
I can, it is so lonely. ”
“We have never been lonely,” said
Hulda after a short silence, “but of
course we’ve always bud the thought
that you were coming to live with us
when you finished school. It will bo
different when you go away this time.”
Amy run and threw her arms around
them.
“It is a beautiful home, dears,*and
yon know I love you both us though you
wero my mothers, but it is so still and
I solemn here, and you know I haven’t
been used to it ”
“We might recite her some of the
plays, Hulda,” said Jane.
“What plays?” asked Amy eagerly.
“Yes, I’m sure that would amuse
her, ” said Hulda. “I hope you don’t
think, Amy, that wo are women who
settle down and spend all our time and
mind ou our work?”
Tho two left the room, and Amy was
presently surprised by their returning
dressed in costume. With the first lines
she knew they were dressed to represent
Portia and Nerissa. With surprising
ability in recitation and action they
went through the well known scene
frnm the “Merchant of Venice.”
They could not have had a more ap
preciative aodieiioe.
Amy recalled them again and again
with a storm of applause.
The two little ladies had used tho
years of their solitude and leisure in
learning from beginning to end a num
ber of tho plays of Shakespeare and for
amusement had bought several chests of
costumes and before the long mirrors in
the drawing room bad acted many parts
together.
When they again appeared to Amy
from an inner room, they were in tho
costumes of Rosalind and-Celia in the
forest of Arden. So perfect was their
presentation of this part that it certain
ly entered the borderland of art
“Bravo!” cried Amy in great excite
ment. “We’ll not go to Washington.
We’ll have Washington come to na
We’ll send a lot of invitations and have
the gayest home party that was ever
known in tho country.”
To this plan Hulda and Jane gave
slow consent
A month later every guest chamber
in the fine old country house was occu
pied. The news of his sister’s wonder
ful accomplishments drew tho beloved
brother in Washington to the homo ho
had not visited for 20 years.
They wero mostly tho brother’s
friends and Amy’s, who made tho place
gay with laughter and song.
But one room was reserved for a
guest whom Hulda and Jane find spe
cially invited, k was late one evening
after all the others had retired that ho
arrived. Amy was greatly amused and
surprised the next morning when she
met ou the stair one of tho nearest
neighbors—-an old gentleman who lived
just across tho country road.
“Why, Mr. Weston,” she exclaimed.
“Are you the guest of honor?”
He was a tall, handsome man, with
a most dignified bearing.
“I’ve always been an honored guest
in this house, ” he replied, holding out
his hand. “The girls thought I couldn’t
really bo one of the party unless I closed
my house and oarae over bag and bag
gage. Now, if you dou’t mind, Amy,
just keeping it to yourself, let them
think I’m a dignitary from some remote
quarter of the globe, and they will ap
preciate me, but if they know I’m John
Weston, who lives across tho road. I’ll
figure for a simpleton. ”
“No, indeed, you wouldn’t, ” Amy
laughed. “You’ll bo tho life of tho
party. I hoped you’d come over every
day, as you always do, but it will bo so
much nicer to have you in the house. ”
Half an hour later, when the merry
party had gathered at tho breakfast ta
ble, the guest of honor was presented.
No one had ever a truer gift of conver
sation than John Weston. Ho naturally
assumed the position of his long friend
ship with the family, and it was noticed
that Hulda and Jane deferred to him in
all things, as though they wore used to
depending on his judgment.
The following day it was rumored
that the sisters intended giving the bal
cony soeuo from “Romeo and Jnliet"
in their first appearance before their
guests.
Amy hud been out sleighing all the
afternoon with a number of the young
people and had not known that her
aunts intended representing these ju
venile lovers. The drawing room was
being set in readiness for the amuse
ment when the party returned.
John Weston, acting as stage archi
tect, was banging a painted screen
against the winding staircasa “I’ll
have to run over home and get my
screen with the woodbine,” be was
saying to the man who was assisting
him.
There was a burst ot merry laughter
in the doorway.
“Oh, Mr. Weston, what are you do
ing?’’ Amy exclaimed, running for
ward, ’Aunt Jane and Aunt Hulda
surely can’t act Romeo and Juliet ”
“Can’t they? Wait till you see them
try it You heard me say that I live
across the rood, didn’t you?” be added,
smiling at the young people who bod
followed Amy into the room. “Well,
we need both bomea to circle round in
any way.”
With a girl on each arm John Weston
presently went down the snow beaten
path and across the road to bia own
homo among the evergreens.
“I asked Amy who lived here the
other day,” said one of the girls, “and
■be said, 'An old gentleman, who spent
all his time with his hooka * Tve been
•o interested wondering whut yon were
like. What made you keep it secret
that you lived here?”
“Oh, Just for sport I didn’t really
expect to be able to keep it all through
the mouth. ”
“But this is such a hoantifnl home.”
"There isn’t a finer interior in the
country,” said John Weston proudly.
"Do you live heie all alone?"
“Well, I’m over the way a great
deal, and they are over here.”
“Oh, how artistic," the other of tho
girls exclaimed us they entered the hall.
“You’ve been abroad. Only people who
travel have houses that look like this.’'
“I have been in every country that I
ever heard of, ” Weston replied,
smiling. “Now just roam around and
make yourselves at home."
One of th*' girls wandered away, but
the other sat down and fixed her bright
eyes on tho eject old man before lice.
"Well, what is it, my child?” he
asked.
“Will yon think I am very rude if 1
ask you something?”
“No, indeed. You may ack me any
thing yon please.”
“Do yon love both of them jnst the
same?’ ’
John Weston’s face flushed like a
boy’s. Smiling, ho shock his head.
“Is that answer sufficientr” he asked.
“But how do you know? They are
just alike. None of u^ cau tell them
apart.”
“They are no more alike than you
and I,” he replied gravely.
“I suppose I shall know which it is
if I wait patiently,” the girl said, with
a pert little toss of her head.
“ Never T* John Weston answered
qnickly. “But if you live long enough
you may know what friendship is when
it is free from selfishness. ”
Tho guests gathered in tho long draw
ing room that evening wero prepared
for nothing more then amusing melo-
l drama. What could Jano know of Ju-
! liet’s supreme surrender of love? How
could a little old lady of GO be other
wise than amusing aa the ardent young
Montague?
Tbo room was bnt faintly lighted
I when from out the garden tiiicket young
Romeo stepped. His first words held
his listeners’ best attention, “Ho jests
at scars who never felt a wound.”
If Jane and Hulda Wainwright had
employed their years in earnest efforts
to win tho attention of an admiring
public, they could not have succeeded
more completely than they had in pri
vate study for their own pleasure and
improvement. Tho old house rang with
applause as tho scene came to an end.
This was the beginning of a series of
entertainments. SurtTy a month like
this bad never been spent in the coun
try! The sleighing was perfect. The
wind had swept the river bare for miles.
Every morning a p:irty of skaters were
seen gliding in and out between the
wooded banks.
John Weston was tho leader of tho
outdoor sports. Skating was a pastime
that ho had clung to with the enthusi
asm of his boyhood. It was good to see
the halo old gentleman in his fur trim-
pied coat and cap gliding on before with
an ease of motion that only years of
river skating oau perfect.
The mystery of nutold love that bo-
verod about him mode him of continual
interest to the young people. The girl
who had dared to ofwstion him wove
many pretty little romances, m which
Jane and Hulda alternately appeared as
heroines. She watclied the sisters close
ly, hoping to read tbo secret in one of
their faces, but tbo brown eyes of each
wore the same gentle confidence when
ever they spoke with their friend.
One evening, when the moon was
full, several of the party had gone down
the river to skate for un hour or two.
The later hours were to bo spent in
dancing, and the drawing room was be
ing pnt in readiness. While they were
buckling on their skates Amy preposed
a race.
“I’ll race the party,” said John
Weston. “Ago against youth. If one
reaches the bridge before me, I’ll pay
any forfeit he may ask. ”
They ronnded tlm wooded point and
wero off for a clear half mile to tho
bridge. After tho first few minutes tho
competition rested between two.
Amy and John Weston were speeding
ou together. Shouting and cheers fol
lowed them. The white arch of the
stone bridge was but a few rods ahead.
Now Amy was in advance, waving her
muff above her head. A moment later
they had reached tho bridge and wero
resting in the shadow.
“Well, little girl, what is my for
feit to be?” John Weston asked, laugh
ing.
“Oh,” said Amy, breathing hard,
“whom do you low best in all this
world?”
"That isn’t fair.”
“Yes, it is,” she laughed, “If you
had won, I should have paid any for
feit you asked. ”
“When you are as old os I am, you
will not make a jest of lova I’ll pay
my forfeit, hut I’m disappointed in
you, Amy.’’
He loaned forward and whispered the
name in her ear, then turned about and
skated under the arch of the bridge.
The poor little victor flew after him.
“Oh, forgive me,” she cried, cling
ing to his arm. “It was all in fun. I
didn’t expect you to tell me.”
He put bis arm around her as they
still skated on, but made no reply. Aft
er a few moments they were overtaken
by the rest of the party, and all, joining
hands, skated hack np the river.
When the bouse was reached, the
dancing hod already begun. Amy stood
at one side, with John Weston’s confi
dence heavy at her heart, watching her
aunts in their pretty lilac silks as they
glided by her. They seemed more alike
to her than ever before, but she kntw
even better than John Weston bow un
like they were.
She knew, too, how inseparable was
thetr love for each other. It was like
reading a story unfinished and very sad,
she thought
Bnt afterward, in thinking about the
near friendship the throe enjoyed and
their life ct study and close interest, it
did not seem so sad after all.
Before another year bad passed the
names of Jano and Hulda Wainwright
were widely known, and their boms
canm to be in time a Mecca to all artless
and students of Shakespeare.—(Jestrnds
Smith in Chicago Record.
ORDERS BY SIGNALS.
THE SILENT SYSTEM OF A LUNCH
ROOM IN CHICAGO.
Over One HandreU and Fifty Different
Articled of Fowl Which the Waiter*
Can Call For by Simply Making Motion*
With Their Hand*.
The other day a man slipped into a
Monroe street lunchroom, ordered me
dium boiled eggs, and when he had done
so he ducked instinctively that the
waiter’s voice might passover his head,
but it didn’t.
Tho waiter snapped his fingers vig
orously, looked across tho room and
then raised his right hand with tho
thumb and forefinger held to form a
circle and the other three fingers in the
air. Then be turned to an uni to dray
the coffee quietly and in good order.
“Ain’t you going to order ray eggs?”
the man asked fearfully.
“Eggs is ordered, sah. Got ’em on
the fire now,” replied the waiter.
“How is that?’’ asked the customer
suspiciously.
“I ordered 'em as soon as yon gave
me the or^er,” said the waiter. “All 1
got to do is just that,” and again he
made the cabalistic sign with his'thumb
and forefinger above bis head.
The man was almost overcome by
surprise. At last he had found the place
he had so long sought, where he could
eat in quietness. When he had finished
the eggs and coffee, lie sought ( it the
manager of tho house and said:
“I want to buy a ticket to eat here
tho rest of my life, and I want to find
1 out some, things about this system of
1 yours.” Tlie manager took him aside
and told him the secrets of tho queer
messages which had passed from waiter
to head waiter and back to tho kitchen,
i The distance is too great for a waiter
1 to walk back and transmit every order
to tho cooks and then return to his cus
tomer.
Years ago two waiters who should go
down to fame for their serivee to dys-
! peptic and unhappy mankind devised a
1 system of signals for all the articles of
j the bill of fare. At first tho system was
. quite simple the, signs were few,
1 calTing only for th^principal things ou
the card, but it has grown with time
' until now there aro over 150 articles of
food which can bo ordered by waves
and motions of the hand. No other ros-
1 tanrant in tho country has a system like
| it.
1 A bendwaiter or his assistant stands
tho center of tho floor during tho
ONLY A FADED FLOWER.
in
rush hours and keeps an eye ou tho
waiters behind tho long counters, sur
rounded by “stool climbers.” If a cus
tomer orders roast beef medium, the
waiter snaps his fingers to attract the
attention of tlie head waiter. Then ho
makes a ent across his left hand with
bis right and sticks up his right thumb.
Instantly tho bead waiter repeats tho
signal to a man in tho back room, who
transmits it to tbo cook, and tho roast
beef is being prepared before the wait
er who took the order oould have gono
five feet toward tho kitchen, and there
is no noise or fnss about it. If a small
steak is ordered, the waiter holds his
right hand at the height of his head,
palm out, fingers joined. If it is to bo
medium, he clinches his hand qnickly
and lets his thumb project If tho cus
tomer wants it well done, tho open
baud sign is followed by two quick
blows of tho right fist on tho left palm.
Tho eye of tho interpreter must be
quick to catch the changes in the sign,
for a certain move of the hand follow
ing another means something entirely
different from what a certain move
means if originally displayed. If an
oyster stew is called for, instead of
shouting “stow one” in strident tones,
as is the custom in many restaurants of
the lower price variety, the waiter
snaps his fingers, and when ho has
caught tho eye of tho interpreter he ex
tends-his left arm with the fist closed
and the thumb in tho air.
If tho order is half a dozen fried oys
ters, the right hand is thrust out with
tho fingers spread far apart. For ham
and eggs the waiter places his right
IKilm against his cheek, that being tho
signal for fried ham, and then extends
his arm with the palm of the hand up
and tbo fingers closed, which means
fried eggs.
Some of the signals are continuous
motions, indicative of some process
through which the food must pass.
Thus an order for oorned beef hash is
transmitted by a shaking motion of
both hands backward and forward, in
dicating how well shaken tho ingredi
ents of the hash are Ixffore being served.
For baked beane tho waiter holds up
his right band and beckons rapidly
with his foor closed fingers. For liver
and bacon tho waiter scrapes his right
index finger with the forefinger of his
left hand, showing how the baoou is
sliced, and then places a forefinger over
his side about whore ho thinks his liver
is located. Pork sausage, too, is a sig
nal easily discernible. The waiter links
his two little fingers together, indicat
ing the links ot sausage. —Chicago Trib
une.
But It* Ix>«4 Koiumm) the Savage In the
Man’* Nature.
Hu was well past middle age, he was
homely, and hi> soiled and shabby at
tire didn’t fit. Evidently he was of the
great mass of toilers, workers by hand
rather than with brain, and his patient,
lined face was of that dull, putty col
ored pallor which comes from exhaust- |
ing labor in an atmosphere heated be
yond common endurance. He sat in an
open car, bent and weary and toil stain
ed, but there was a pleasant light ou
his dull face, as of a smile hiding some
where behind lips and eyes. In one
grimy, thick fingered, broken nailed
hand ho held, tenderly and caressingly,
a tiny spray ot pink geranium. It was
too big for a button hole, it was too
slight and unpretentious to have been
bought singly from skdl or store. Evi
dently it had dropped from a bouquet
somewhere on the street, and this son
of the soil had found it and was taking
it home.
How carefully be held the pink blos
soms in his clumsy hand, balancing the
spray loosely between the first and sec
ond fingers of one hand, that it might
jot get overheated or rubbed and shield
ing it with tho other open palm from
the hot glare of the sun when the car
bobbed post the open crossings of tho
streets! I think he was dreaming a lit-
ffe, too, perhaps of a woman or a child
to whom in the noisy, dirty city this
slight pink blossom would come as a
message from another and a fairer
world, for the unseen smile seemed to
flicker more brightly, and his eyes grew
thoughtful and faraway.
Then, suddenly with a rustle of taf
feta skirt, a nodding of wondrous
plumes and flowers, a fashionably
dressed woman sprang past the toiler,
eager to catch the car and regardless of
any one in her way. Her ruffled sleeve
caught tho fragile stalk and brushed off :
some of its pale flowers; Lct swinging j
opera glasses snapped the ilelicate stem.
The man tried in vein savejns treas
ure. It was too late. The pink petals
lay on tho floor of the car, nndthogayly
clad woman was arranging her laces
with never so much as a word of apolo
gy. I suppose she thought it of no ac
count, if sho thought of it at all.
But there was a look in tho toiler’s
eyes that I did not like to see. The
smile had gone, and the look was like
one I once saw on tho faco gf a beggar
when a brutal passerby had kicked his
| only friend, a little mongrel cur, but
his. Sometimes life seems hardly just
8pd fair, ijp sjitg of one’s happiffi p^i-
losopiiy. FlowersavctmouIi'C-uihstiojoy
of the poor. They are what pictures,
! books, theaters, jewels, aro to the rich.
There is nothing else, and knowing
this, it almost seems sometimes that
the flower mission is one of tho noblest
on earth.—Elmira Telegram.
Th» TralU of the Kltton.
All the cat’s habits show it to be by
nature a solitary animal, says Louis
Robinson in “Wild Traits In Tame
Auimala” Even in early life, when
family ties bring out tho instinct of as
sociation, this is apparent. If you com
pare the play of puppies with that of
kittens, you will find in one case that
companionship of some kind is an essen
tial, for if a puppy has no playmate of
his own species he will always try to
make one of the nearest bipod, whereas
a cork or a bit of string is all that is
necessary to satisfy the requirements of
tho kitten. The way in which tho cat
takes its food is a sure sign that in its
natural state it is not in the habit of
associating with greedy companions.
When given something to eat, it first
carefully smells the morsel, then takes
it in a deliberate and gingerly way and
sits down to finish it at leisure. There
is none of that inclination to snatch
hastily at any food held before it which
wo observe even in w<jll trained dogs,
nor does a cat seem in any hurry to
stow its goods in tbo one place where
| thieving rivals cannot interfere with
them. Indeed no greater contrast in
natural table manners can bo observed
anywhere than when we turn from tho
kennel or the pigsty and watch tho
dainty way in which a cat takes its
meals. That a cat allows people to ap
proach it while it is feeding without
showing jealousy proves that it does
not attribute to human beings liko
tastes with its own.
Privateers ami Pirates.
One may dig out of the histories of
naval wars in the past more interesting
and exciting adventures of privateers
than of the regular ships of tho line,
and, if privateering is entirely omitted
in modern wars, u picturesque and spec
tacular feature of naval encounters must
"go by tho boards.” Tho sixteenth and
seventeenth century privateers brought
more romance and adventure into tee
literature of tho world than their less
scrupulous first cousin, the out and nut
pirate, and it today enlightened public
opinion condemns privateering the
memory of tbo heroes of the past must
not bo blighted in the process of shift
ing our moral views of warfare.
There have been privateers who were
pirates in everything except in name,
and pirates have been hung to the •
yardarm wlm were simply authorized ;
privateers, serving their country faith
fully and with all hokorablo intention ,
of doing their duty. Too often in the
early centuries pirate and privateer
were convertible terms. But it was no
more than could bo expected, consider- j
ing the license and freedom of action
granted by nations to privateers, that
many unscrupulous persons should bo
attracted to the trade who would in the
end degrade the term of privateer and
make it synonymous with pirate.—Lip-
pincott’s.
A Sort of a Man Fish.
There v a native living in Nawili-
wili, district of Lihuo, on the island of
Kanai, whom every one knows as
Johnny, but whose family name is
Kualokai. This latter name ho has had
tattooed on his arm, together with the
picture of a deceased sweetheart. In ap
pearance he is a typical native, muscu
lar, with ^ho appearance of auatjilete..
Johnny is a remarkably good swim-
mor and, it is suid, was at one time
very much addicted to the habit of
stealing ducks. His method was very
simple. He would hide in the bul
rushes along the edge of the duck poiiflS
and would, from time to time, dive out
where tho djacks happened to be, snatch
one or two from the surface, push them
into* a bag, swim back .again to the
rushes, there to tako breath for another
sally. In this way ho succeeded in
making quite a comfortable living.
However, ho has given up his crooked
ways and now resides like a peaceably
inclined citizen, relying ou work that
is given him from time to time.
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fortuble habit of swimming a great
distance into cave« thjit have no open
ing above tho water. Beneath the rocks
of these places he will feel around,
never failing to come to tho top bring
ing with him something to make glad
the hearts of tho housewives.—Pacific
Commercial Advertiser,
Story Boiled Down.
An amusing story is toklof the editor
of a go ahead evening newspaper, who,
in the eternal rushing to press to get
ahead of the opposition, was constantly
impressing upon his reporters tbenoocM-
nity of condensing all news.
A terrible explosion had token place
on board a big ship lying at Ports
mouth.
"Get down there as bard as yoo can, ”
bo said to one of his men. “If you catch
the 11:40 from London bridge you'll be
there soon after 2, and you can just
wire u« something fur the extra special
—but boil it down. ”
And tbo reporter went
Boon after 8 o’clock that afternoon
they got a wire from him:
“Terrific explosion. Melpomene.
Boiler empty. Engineer foil. Funeral
tomorrow. No flowers.”—Spore Mo
menta
Navy Deserters.
“I never knew a tailor worth keep
ing, ” declared an old naval commander,
“that would desert in time of war.
But in times of peace, when everything
uppers to bo going along us though it
were greased, desertions W’ill begin
from no apparent cause and will sud
denly become epidemic. Away they’ll
go, and it’s 2 to 1 that in a little while
they will be bnnting around to see if
they can’t get back into tho service
without having to suffer punishment. I
nsed to put in a good deal of time try
ing to find an explanation of the thing,
and finally presented it to one of my
saperior officers.
“ ‘Drop it, young man,’ was bis la
conic advice. ‘Yon can’t tell why they
do it and you can't stop them. If yon
must worry, let it be about something
where you may have a chance to acco*: -
plish good. I’ll tell yon right now, if
you were to sail a ship for heaven and
were obliged to touch at hell for coal,
half the crew would desert ’ ”—Detroit
Fred Proea.
A Cholera Amulet.
According to a traveler who has
spent yean in countries where cholera
breeds, a person may become immune
by wearing a small copper amnlet over
the pit of the stomach. At the begin
ning of New York’s latest cholera scare
be purchased some sheet copper and
made amulets for himself, his wife, his
only child and three or four friends,
tnen said to the latter: “Don’t be
afraid. It is not necessary to run away
from the city no matter if the disease
comes next door. It is impnaaibla for
you to have cholera while the copper is
on your person. ” One of these friends
threw away his amulet recently be
cause, after seven years of wear, it bad
become as thin as gold foil.—New York
Press.
The Saber Toothed Cat.
The most remarkable of all tho ex
tinct feline animals are those known to
naturalists os the saber toothed cats or
tigers, a group comprising tho greater
part of all the fossil forms. They date
back to the earliest times of which we
know anything about the family in
North America and reach down to tho
time of man himself. A large and pow
erful species described from the Indian
Territory by Cope lived contempora
neously with tho hairy mammoth, as
evidenced by the commingling of their
skeletons. There can be little or no
question but that the hairy mammoth
was contemporaneous with man in
North America us well as in Europe.
Their geological range is from the close
of tho Eocene to the latter part of the
Pleistocene.
Tho chief peculiarities of tho animal
are the extraordinarily elongated canine
teeth. The tail is of unusual length and
tho legs are short. The animal meas
ured about seven feet in length aside
from the tail. Tho lower jaws have a
downward projection in front, duo to a
flangelike widening of tho jawbones,
which doubtless served as a protection
to tho teeth, preventing their injury or
less. In some of the larger forms from
South America this flange was not pres
ent, while tho canine teeth were even
more elongated than is tho case with
this species, attaining a length of over
six inches and protruding far below the
jaws when closed.—Popular Science.
L’ofirofltable Adam.
There is occasion for much beating
about the bush for answers to many
questions put by wise theologues to
timid people, but one set of men found
their match in tbo old Scotchwoman
under examination for admission to
church fellowship.
“What are the decrees of God?” she
was solemnly asked.
“Indeed, I trow, he kens that best
himsel’.'*
“What kind of a man was Adam?”
“On, just like ither fouk!” was the
quick reply. •
The questioner insisted on a more
definite answer. “ Weel, ” said she, “he
was just like Jeems Madden, ye ken."
“How so?”
“Weel, uaebody got anything by him,
and tuony lost”—Ycnth’s Companion.
Caban Courtesy.
The ever present politeness of the Cu
ban is a perpetual wonder. An Ameri
can lady entered a shop on Obispo street
some time ago and asked for an article
which the merchant did not have in
stock. “If the senora will pemit me, I
will beg to aiwist her in finding it, ” said
the obliging shopman. He thereupon
closed and locked his store and acoom-
pauied the stranger to shop after shop
nntil she had been supplied. The Cuban
then simply bowed and bade her
“Adiosl” to return again to his place of
business content in the tbongbt that he
bad rendered only the kindly duty
which a true Cuban bolds is always bia
doe toward others.—Bdwtrd Page Gas
ton in Woman's Horn* Companion.