The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, July 14, 1898, Image 3
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TUB LEDGER: GAFFNEY, 8. C., JULY 14, 1898.
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, RACHRAY ISLAND.
what win it f’nt mo lit all that, time
To promis/* I’d nmrry a Rachray man T
An now he’ll not listen to rason or rhyme,
He strivin to hurry me nil that he pan.
“Come on, an ye be to come on,” says he;
“Ye're bound for the island, to live wi’ me."
Fee Raehray island boy ant in the bay!
The dear knows what they l-o t oin ont there
But flshin an iiRhtin nn tearin away,
An who’s to hinuher, an what do they care?
The goodness can tell what d liappon to mo
Vilen liaclnuy’d have me, unee, uiusd
I might have took Pother from over the hill,
A dacent poacher, tho kind, poor boy:
Could 1 keep the ould plnces about li.e still
I'd never set foot ou* o' sv.is-t Bnllyvoy.
My norm on Raehray, the could s< a caves.
An black neck div< ra an weary ould waves!
I'll never win 1 nek now, whatever may fall.
Oh, give me good luck, for you’ll seo me no
morel
Sure an island man is the mischief nn nil—
An me that never was married before!
Oli, think o' iny fate when ye dance at a fair!
In Raehray there's no Christianity there!
—Moira O’Neill in London Spectator.
HER HONEYMOON.
/
Celia is strong niiudtd. YYm would
not think so to look at her. She is what
I call a fluffy girl. She has a sweet
face, with large blue eyes and a match
less dimple in her leftchet k. lint Celia
is strong minded. I sometimes even
think mamma is a little afraid of her.
She has certainly managed us both all
her life. Celia has a perfect talent for
managing people. When she told us sho
was engaged to be married to Sir Ver
non Eranstono, mamma raid, “But,
Celia, darling, you hardly know him.”
“You never know any man unless
you ate actually married to him,” an
swered Celia who is possessed of an ex
traordinary amount of worldly wisdom.
Then I put in my word. “I don’t like
him, Celia,” I said decidedly.
“And year haven't got to many him,”
replied Celia, in her most putting down
manner, “so you needn’t trouble about
that.”
Mamma cried a little and finally
gave he-r const at, which was, after all,
only a matter of form, as Celia has
money of her own and is over 21.
We sat chatting over her fire the
night before tho marriage. “Supposing
ho is unkind to you, Celia,” I said.
“Oh, Celia, darling, whatever would
you do if ho were unkind to you?”
“Do?” answered Celia, with an air of
great astonishment “I should leave
him, of course, and come back to you
and mamma.”
I gasped. “ You couldn’t leave a man
you were married to,” I said.
“Couldn’t I?” she replied calmly.
“You’d see, Dot.”
“I’m afraid ho is rather selfish,
Celia,” I said presently.
“All men are selfish,” replied the
wise Celia, “if they are encouraged. 1
shan’t encourage Vernon.”
Then we went to bed.
I awoke tho next morning feeling de
pressed. I hated parting with my favor
ite sister, and I did not care about my
future brother-in-law. I must own ho
seemed devoted to Celia, but ho looked
so rough and big beside her I was dread
fully afraid he might bully her. But
the wedding went off very well, in spite
of my misgivings. My sister looked de
liciously pretty in her white satin gown,
and I thought Vernon looked proud and
happy. A friend of his had lent them a
house in Scotland for their honeymoon,
and Vernon was to have some spring
fishing. I saw them off at the station.
This was, I know, a dreadfully uncon
ventional thing to do, but it was just
like Celia, and she insisted on it. She
said it would prevent people from know
ing they were newly married, which
was absurd, as her hat was covered with
rice.
Just before the train was due to start
Vernon looked at his watch and said to
mo: “Well, goodby, Dot. I must be
getting in now.” I shook hand with
him, and Celia, leaning forward, moved
Tho Ladies’ Pictorial from the seat op
posite. He saw tho movement.
“Don’t bother to move anything,
Celia,” ho said genially. “I am going
smoking.” I stared iucreduously at
him; then I glanced at Celia to see how
she would take it. To my surprise, she
only smiled and said: “All right. Go
and tell Denise to come to me a minute.
I want to speak to her. ”
He went off in a hurry for her maid,
who came up just as the train was start
ing. “Here, jump in, Denise. I want to
speak to you,” cried Celia. “I can pay
the extra ou your ticket at the other
end.”
Denise was bundled in, and the train
started without my having time to ex
change another word with my sister.
I stood waving my hand until it was
nearly out of sight, although Celia did
not look once out of the window; then
I turned away, feeling disconsolate.
I felt furiously angry with Vernon.
How hateful of him to go smoking and
leave Celia to travel by herself just
when she must have been dying to talk
over the wedding and everything! How
lonely she would be on that long, dull
journey! They were going to stop at
York for the night, but she would have
nearly five hours alone with her maid.
Poor Celia! I had warned her he was
selfish, but it is no use warning people
who are in love—they are always so pe
culiar. I felt a little disappointed in my
sister, to tell the truth, for I never
thought she would have surrendered so
easily. She hadn’t even looked cross,
bnt had smiled at Vernon.
How dreadfully soon marriage
changes some people! I found mamma
•till rather watery about the eyes. She
asked mo a great many questions aud
was most indignant at Vernon’s selfish
ness.
“Fancy slighting my darling girl
like that!” she said angrily.
“And fancy her taking it so calmly, ”
t added.
“I wish she had never left us,” sob
bed mamma. “I know he will bully
her. I never heard of a man doing such
a thing in my life. My poor, neglected
ohild!”
We could talk and think of nothing
•Ise, and sat down to dinner feeling
lonely and miserable. At about ho 1 !
past 9, as I was feeling quite worn ort
with excitement aud fatigue, 1 thought
I would go to bed. I kissed mamma and
begged her not to worry about Celia.
“I wonder what she is doing?” the
said tearfully. “I do hope they will not
quarrel, Dot.”
I said I was sure they wouldn’t, an
Celia bad never quarreled with anybody
iu her life. I was just going up stairs
when I heard the front door bell ring
violently.
“I can’t F04 any one, Dot, ” mamma
called out to n o. “lam too tired aud
upset tonight. ”
“Wo’re ont, James,” I said to tho
footman, and added reassuringly to
mamma, “It will only bo what Celia
calls a posthumous wedding present.”
I waited a moment to see. Suddenly
I heard a peremptory voice saying:
“Here, James, take in this box. Denise
is coming on with the others in a four
wheeler. Where is Miss Dot?”
I simply flew across the hall. “Oh,
Celia, darling Celia, whatever is tho
matter?” I cried excitedly.
Celia stopped to kiss mamma, who
had rushed into tho hall at the sound of
her voice, then she slipped her arm
through mine. “Como along into the
dining room, dears,” she said, “and I’ll
tell you all about it, but do order me
some dinner first; I am dreadfully hun
gry. ” She spoke quite brightly, but her
face was pale, and I don’t think her
tears were far off. Then she told ns
what she had done. As soon as I left
her she arranged with Denise to get out
at Peterborough and catch the next ex
press hack to town. V< men had luckily
never seen her. Poor mamma looked
rather dazed, as though she hardly un
derstood what had happened.
“It serves him right, Celia, ” I said
angrily, “but whatever will ho do?
Won’t ho be fearfully angry?” I felt
nervous, but Celia only shrugged her
shoulders.
“Likely he will,” she replied coolly,
“but after all what can he do excepting
swear? You see, I bavo begun as I mean
to go oi'., Dot, and I must await devel
opments. I expect ho will soon fetch
mo back, ” sho added cheerfully, “and
try to hush it up. No man likes being
made a fool of, but it was really moro
than I could stand.” Sho yawned and
raise d her pretty arms above her head.
“And now lot’s go to bed, Dot. I’m so
awfully tired. It's useless to sit hero
and speculate as to what he will do. I
am all right in the meantime, us I havo
brought my trousseau back with me.”
• •••••*
Tho next morning Celia received a
frantic telegram from Vernon, aud iu
the afternoon he arrived. Mamma and
I thought it kinder not to see him. Celia
had a long interview with him in the
dining room, after which she ran up to
us, and, giving us each a hasty kiss,
whispered she would tell us all about it
tomorrow. Then they drove off together,
aud Denise followed with the luggage.
I believe they staid at a hotel for the
night and caught tho express to Scot
land the next day. Wo did not see Celia
again for several weeks, and when she
wrote all she told us was that Vernon
was a “dear. ” They seem happy now,
and I sometimes think I never saw a
man kinder or moro attentive to his
wife. Celia seems devotedly fond of
him. Of courts* I always knew sho was
strong minded, but I must say I have
often wondered how she managed Ver
non.—Westminster Budget.
TWO MINUTES IN
this Morning for
THE CLOUDS.
Colonel £>
A let tor rr.me
an d-so,"
A.nd one f >r "Honorable," and the rest or In,
you know.
I took them ujj and laid them from all the rrr..
apart.
I gazed upon them fondly uih! pride was In my
heart.
It seemed to me that Home how I'd grown afoot
tr two
Fince the po ‘man had come in and then pa.«-
<*d on out of view.
1 felt that I had risen to tho thirty third de
gree
Of human coifeeunonce and that the world waa
watching mo.
To
'Colonel"—ah, what a
be addressed ns
splendid thing!
And “Honorable”—well, it wax next to being
king!
At least two men were learning to estimate
my worth.
Here was my fame beginning to echo round
the earth.
I tore one letter open and mid tho message
through.
The man who dubbed me‘‘Colonel," I’ll now
confess to you,
Was souk what short of money—a common
tiling with men—
He’d l*' a grateful debtor if I eculd “lend him
Indian* a* Runners.
General Crook is quoted by Edward
S. Ellis as having seen an Apache lope
for 1,500 feet up tho side of a mountain
without showing tho first sign of fa
tigue, there being no perceptible in
crease of respiration. Captain H. L.
Scott of the Seventh cavalry has related
some astonishing feats performed by the
Chiracahua Apaches forming Troop L
of his regiment. He tells how nine of
these Indians, after a hard day’s work,
by way of recreation, pursued a coyote
for two hours, captured the nimble
brute aud brought it into camp; how,
on another occasion, the scouts gave
chase to a deer, ran it down some nine
miles from camp and fetched it in alive.
Hence I sec no good reason for doubt
ing tho word of an old timer I mot in
the Rocky mountains, who told me that,
iu the days before the Atlantic aud Pa
cific railroad was built, the Pima In
dians of Arizona would recover settlers’
stray horses along the overland trail
by walking thorn down in tho course of
two or three days. After this cue may
begin to believe that “Lying Jim”
Beckwourth, whose remarkable adven
tures early in this century are preserved
in book form, was a much maligned
man, and that ho spoke no more than
the truth when ho said he had known
instances of Indian runners accomplish
ing upward of 110 miles in one day.—
Lippincott's.
Reconciled to Knrth.
“What did you say those are?” in
quired tho man with the old fashioned
derby hat who had paused to patronize
the curbstone astronomer.
“Those are the moonsof Jupiter, ” re
plied the proprietor of the telescopa
“Let me see. Jupiter—that’s one of
the planets. ”
“Assuredly.”
“Well, there’s a great deal to com
plain of on this earth, bnt it might be
worea With all the drawbacks, I’m
glad I live here instead of on Jupiter.”
“Of course. You hare no assurance
that the conditions there would bo
adapted to your kind of life.”
“It isn’t that. I’m one of the sort of
people who can bunk down anywhere
aud be comfortable with a piece of hard
tack and a cup of coffee. There’s only
one thing that gives me the bluea, and
that’s seeing the new moon over my
left shoulder. It's bad enough on this
earth having to be on the lookout for
one moon every four weeks, but if I
lived on a planet whore there were four
of thsm I never would know where I
stood. It all goes to show that no mat
ter how bad things are they might be
worse. ”—Detroit Free Pros*
n wns anxious to get a public
help him to “win out in
The oilier ni;
place—
My inlluence would
the race.”
I cast tho letter* from me. 1 thought eomo
things of men
That novi r (shall he printed—and went to work
again.
—S. E. Ki. or in Clovi land Leader.
I1IS LETTERS.
We had been three mouths married,
aud lived in the blessed expectancy of n
secretaryship which I had been promised j
ou a commission appointed to inquire |
into some abuses tho government did
not want to find out, but tho nrelim- !
inaries dragged, and I found myself
doomed to a period of enforced idleness
which did not improve my temper, and
I fear tried my wife’s sorely, for, though
happy, wo wore human. Our first, and,
thank heaven, our only tiff, took place
one memorable day when wo were both
gardening on a plot of soot blackened
ground attached to our modest dwell
ing. In making a border I had planted
a number of carnations and picotees to
gether, contrary to my wife’s directions,
and on discovering the mistake sho said
what I suppose nine out of ten women
would have said. I answered tartly, be
ing preoccupied with bitter thoughts,
and so acrimonious did our discussion
become that Edith went into tho house.
After some minutes’ reflection I felt
the childishness of my conduct and fol
lowed to make it up. Sho was not iu
the little atticliko boudoir at the top of
our mansion, so I descended to search
for her in the drawingroom, which had
doors opening on the conservatory and
hall. By chance I chose the first and
hiid almost entofed the room when I
heard tho sound of fc well remembered
voice, aud, drawing the portiere aside,
cautiously, saw my wife face to face
with Arbuscula.
“I daresay you know who I am?” the
latter was saying.
Edith denied the implied honor.
“Then is your state tho more gra
cious,” retorted Arbuscula. “But your
husband does, and that is the chief
point. The servant told me be was at
home.” She looked just us splendid as
ever and swept our modest little apart
ment with a scornful glance.
“My husband is engaged,” said
Edith.i “Anything you havo to say may
be said to me.”
“Indeed?” replied Arbuscula. “Well,
I have got a good many things to say. *’
My wife foidinl her hands and, find
ing one of her gardening gloves on,
pulled it off and threw it on the table.
“Guard!” thought I.
“And first, ” continued Arbuscula, “1
want to say that your husband is the
writer of those letters. ” Aud she de
posited a formidable bundle or tho ta
ble beside the glove. “They were writ
ten to me. You may read them if you
choose. ”
“I have no desire to do eo, ” replied
my wife valiantly.
“They would interest yon, ” tho other
wont on. “You could compare them
with those he has, I dure say, written to
yourself. ”
“I fear you misunderstand, though
tho error is a natural one—for you, ” re
plied my wife considerately.
A spot of light shone in Arbuscula’a
eye. “They would be useful,” she con
tinual, “if yon wanted to make things
hot for him—as you undoubtedly will.”
My wife was silent; sho played with
her wedding ring.
“Or perhaps you won’t care to see
them in tho public press, ” the other
added viciously. “I know a literary
chap who would dress ’em up well;
they’d want a little draping for a pa
per I know of.”
“I conclude, then, that the lawyers
have marked ‘no case?’ ” observed
Edith, and Arbuscula glanced curiously
at her.
“I do not take my—wrongs to a law
court!” she said magnificently.
“In that you show your wisdom,” re
plied my wife. Arbuscula looked at her
again, with something approaching re
spect, but there was a sparkle beueath
the eyelids.
“Come, what will yon give to pre
vent it?” she asked.
“Nothing,” responded Edith quietly.
“He would be of a different opinion!”
observed Arbuscula.
“Hardly,” said my wif& “He is not
a fool. ”
“You are the first woman who ever
laid that of him,” retorted Arbuscula.
“I do not doubt it, ” replied my wife,
with much significance, aud the other
reddened slightly. “Under the guard,”
thought L
“All women are the same to him, ”
continued Arbuscula, recovering herself.
“What is the difference between you
and me? A wedding ring. ”
“And all it symbolizes, ” rejoined my
wife softly.
“That’* a house on a fifth rate ter
race, with only on# stopcock for eight
of ye, and the lady next door cuts off
the water when she has had a few words
with you over tho hedge—I know it!”
sneered the other.
“Oh, it symbolizes more, ” said Edith,
but her tone was weaker. The thrust
had gone home, for the study of hydro
statics had been forced upon us of late.
“AKd wbat is that, pray?” demanded i
Arbuscula insolently.
“To explain would be to insult your
intelligence—aud yourself,” replied i
Edith. “Beat in carte, lunge in tierce!” !
thoughtL
“Oh, I am not thin skinned!” laugh
ed Arbuscula.
“I made allowance,” rejoined my
wife.
Aibuscula’s lips became a thin line
of scarlet. Then they parted, and sh-*
smiled. 1 knew that she had always pos
sessed a most unfeininino sense of hu
mor, but I was not prepared for its as
sertion at this supreme moment. Tho
two women stood looking at each other
across the table. Arbuscula s dazzling
smile lighting her face, iny wife’s pale,
yet never so beautiful, 1 thought, though
now, enlightened by the contrast, I
noted the lines of anxiety which had
been creeping there during tho past
months, and violet shadows under the
sweet eyes. Tho other gathered up tho
letters and began to shufllo them as one
would a pack of cards.
“You are dying to read them!” sho
raid.
My wife’s voice said, “No.” Her
face was not so explicit.
“Here's one—it’s poetry,” continued
Arbuscula. “It was written for a stays
I invented, tho Arbuscula busk—you
might havo heard of it?”
“No, it must have been before my
time,” said Edith innocently.
“Possibly you came rather late in the
day,” retorted tho other.
“But came to stay,” answered n;y
wife.
Arbuscula laughed. Edith put her
hand upon the bell.
“You surely will not compel me?”
she said. “I have been very patient.”
“You’H want, all the patience you
have in the good tuna coming,” rejoiu-
I ed tho other.
“And you, what will your future bo
without patience?” asked Edith.
“My future can take care of itself,”
! cried Arbuscula, laughing a laugh short
| as the snap of a breaking sword blade.
“I’m a woman with a past, tho sort
I morality humbugs chatter about, but if
1 I had a future like you by I’d try
to get something better than the butt
end of a roue. ’ ’
“Using the hilt,” thought I.
My wife laughed gayly now. “You
know tho old adage,” sho said, “the
best husband is a reformed rake. Men’s
follies often servo as beacons to guide
them past the other shoals and shal
lows of life. Experience enables them
to appreciate tilings—it is a good light
for a man. ”
“Aud a useless one for a woman,”
answered Arbuscula, with a sudden
change of tone. “It’s like tho poop light
which shows the foam upon the reef
that has just torn tho poor ship’s side
out—much good, when tho masts are
going by the hoard.”
She gathered tho letters together.
Whatever had been her purpose in com
ing, I could see her grasp upon it was
gone. Catching at that moment tho re
flection of iny own face in a mirror op
posite, I was so ill pleased by tho sight
that I stole down stairs, hearing another
hacking laugh aud the tinkle of a bell
as I went.
I returned to tho garden and com
menced to patiently dig up the border.
Presently Edith came out also with an
anuful of plants she began to sort, sing
ing a cradle song I much admired tho
while.
I went over to her. “I got those car
nations up,” I said, “but for the life ol
mo I can’t say which is which!”
She ran to tho border. “Ah, you took
far too much trouble, dear,” she said
softly. “And after all your labor too!
I’m so sorry!” She pressed my arm,
aud tho touch covered moro than the
words.
“But the line was not straight,”!
answered, averting my eyes.
“We’ll draw a straighter one now,
you aud I,” she whispered.
I passed my arm around her waist
and kissed her. Sho put both her own
around my neck.
“My wife!” said I.
“You old goose,” sho whispered, bit
ing my ear, “I saw you all the time!”
—Black and White.
HI* Jug* In Trnniilt.
“Tho other day I was coming cast on
the Baltina re aud Ohio railroad,” said
Mr. H. T. Towns of New York. “In |
the parlor car iu which 1 traveled were
a couple of hilarious New Yorkers, who
were spending their money for chani- I
pagne, or at least oneef them was, with
a liberality that was nigh akin to reck
lessness. Tho number of quart bottles
that they consumed was startling, aud
every time tho colon d attt nduut brought
iu a fresh bottlo he was presented with
a $1 note. Whenever tho contents of
one were pretty nearly gone tho elder
of the bacchanalians shouted out to tho
waiter, ‘Who told you to step bringing
in v ine?’
“But along to war i, evening tbo sup
ply ran out, much tcrHbu disgust of the
pair, and they had to Lo content with
high balls, cocktails and other plebeian
drinks. These were sufficient, however,
to keep up their spirits, and later in
the night I could hear them yelling for
another round.
“Ihe next day tho conductor of tho
train to’.d mo that this couplo had been
riding up aud down the road for nearly
a week and .hat they hadn’t drawn a
sober breath in all that while. It seem
ed that it was tho odd way taken by the
senior member to indulge in a spree.
Ho took tbo*youngei man along merely
for company aud footed all tho bills.
About once a year tho notion took him
to go off on a tear, aud, net wishing to
indulge in inebriation at home, lie
couldn’t think of as good a scheme as
riding continuously ou a trunk line,
where there would be only strangers to
wonder at bis dissipated behavior. Tho
idea of picking a Pullman as tho the
ater of a protracted jag struck me as de
cidedly original.”—Washington Poet.
tlorM-puwer,
Watt, the great improver of the steam
engiue, introduced into the vocabulary
of machinists the term horsepower.
When he first began the manufacture of
steam engines, bo experienced much
difficulty iu ascertaining from his dis
tant customers what sized engine they
required, and they were not less puzzled
how to communicate to him the infor
mation. He was frequently guided,
however, by their mentioning tho num-
b- r of horses which the engine ordered
was designed to replace. Acting upon
this hint, he ascertained by experiment
that tbe very strongest of the Loudon
brewers’ horses (animals of wonderful
size and strength) could exert a force
equivalent to raising 33,000 pounds one
foot iu a minute. This force he called
one horsepower, and adopted it as the
etaudard iu regulating the size of steam
engines. Now, not one horse iu 100 is
able to exert that degree of strength. A
steam engine of ten horsepower can, in
reality, do the work of about 20 horses.
—New York Ledger.
Jade.
Jade, tbe Chinese symbol of tho soul,
is one of the most interesting minerals
in tho world. It is possessed of peculiar
interest to tbe mineralogist because of
its unique mineral properties, to tbe
chemist because of a dispute us to it*
elementary conqKiHition, to the ethnolo
gist because of its peculiar uses, to the
archaeologist because of its strange as
sociations with early history, to the
poet because of its symbolic character
in literature aud to tbe philosopher be
cause of its association in tbo philosophy
of the sages, with various virtues out of
which grew the Chinese symbolism—
the sonl
Jade is best described by the famil
iar name of pebble, of which it is the
finest variety in respect of texture, the
heaviest and tbe hardest known to the
lapidary. It is susceptible of a high
polish and is ao tenacious that it can be
cut into the most intricate and fragile
shapes. There are exceptional tints, bnt
here jade may only be said to range in
color from Ivory white to deep olive
green. Among subetances known to the
mineralogist it has no rival in thonnm*
her of ite fascinations, and no apology,
therefore, is offered for ranking it with
precious stones.—Good Words.
Omm Was.
Nellie, aged 8, was ont walking with
her father, bat she soon became tired,
and he was obliged to carry her.
“Is I vewy heavy, papa?” she asked,
as he set her down a moment to rest
“Indeed yon are,” be replied.
“8ay, papa,” continued tbe little
miss, “Isn’t yon dent awful tickled sat
i ain’t twins?”—Exchange.
Time Spent In ishiivinij.
Think of tbo time lost iu shaving.
Campbell, tho poet, calculated that a
man who shaves himself every day and
lives to tho age of 70 expends during
his life as much time in the act of shav
ing as would have sufficed for learning
seven languages. Southey, commenting
ou this, minuted himself, May 15, 1W10,
during tha act of shaving, and be found
tho time employed nine minutes. Ha
neither hurried the operation nor linger
ed about it. Listen now to William Cor
bett concerning shaving: “As it may
cost only about live minutes of time and
may he and frequently is made to cost
30 or even 50 minutes and as only 15
minutes make about a fifty-eighth part
of tho hours of our average daylight,
this being the case, this is a matter of
real importance. I once heard Sir John
Sinclair ask Mr. Cochrane Johnstone
whether he meant to have a son of his,
then a little boy, taught Latin. ‘No,’
said Mr. Johnstone, ‘but I mean to do
something a great deal better for him.’
‘What is that?’ said Sir John. ‘Why,’
said tho other, ‘teach him to shave with
cold water and without a glass.’”—
Boston Journal.
Lt-gciid of tho Toa Riant.
Dharma, the ascetic priest, was tha
son of a king of India. Ho went into
China, and for the space of nine years
he remained iu contemplation in a tem
ple. Later he went to Japan, aud he
died on Mount Katavka. He imposed
upon himself, as tho first rule of his
life, privation from sleep. One day, in
dignant at falling asleep, ho cut off his
eyelids and threw them away as miser
able sinners. From tbo spot where the
eyelids had fallen sprang up a bush
which is tho tea plant, affording tbe
perfumed beverage which chases away
skiup.—Vick’s Magazine.
An Lugliah Dozen.
I Whe in a well known lampsbop
with a fr.end the other day. He was
seeking some of those stubby caudles of
generous diameter which are used as
night lights ia sickrooms. The price
was 50 cents a box. “A dozen in a
box?” he asked. "Ro, 11.” “But why
not a dozen?” “Box Ln’t big enough,”
said tho shopkeeper. ‘ But why don’t
they make the box big enough?” asked
my friend. “Because they’re English. ”
That was all.—Time and the 4our.
A Detective Agency.
Sweet Girl—Pa, the house next door
was robbed last night.
Pa—Mercy! Next door!
Sweet Girl—Yes, aud the burglars
have been iu two or three houses ou this
terraco within a week.
Pa—I know it. I know it. It’s terri
ble. But wbat can we do?
Sweet Girl—I was thinking it might
bo a good plan for Mr. Nicefellow and
mo to sit up a few nights and watch for
them.—Pearson’s Weekly.
Tho DifiTorencc.
Throe Centurion Itohiml Amcrfcniia.
Several papers dealing with tho Penn
sylvania coal regions appear in The
Century. Henry Edward Rood, writing
of “A Polyglot Community,” says:
More than one-half the total number
of immigrants into the United States are
coming from Austria-Hungary, Italy,
Poland aud Russia. While official sta
tistics are not available, yet careful in
vestigation leads to tbe belief that per
haps 50 or 00 per cent of arrivals from
the countries mentioned have had no
regular occupation, while possibly 30
per cent may have been servants or la
borers. Five years ago the Rev. Mr.
Maujerie, himself an Italian, in com
pany with tho writer made a tour of ob
servation through tbe Lehigh region of
Pennsylvania, and stated that in his
opinion tho Italians working there were
about three centuries behind Americans
in their standards of living—that is, iu
their ideas as to food, clothing, shelter,
wages, work and genoral intelligence.
Since that time there has been no im
provement in tbe class of immigrants
arriving at our ports.
“I doan’ see no diffunce ’twix’ de
man ’at wucks an de man ’at loafers,”
said Deacon Johnson.
“Dey haiu’t no diffunce speshul, ” re
plied Deacon Jackson, “ ’ceptin dat dey
calls de loafetin feller ‘kunnel. ’ ”—At
lanta Journal.
It is a remarkable fact that Burma
differs from almost all other oriental
countries iu the freedom accorded to its
women. They stand in every way al
most ou an equality with men. Girls
share equally with boys in all inherit
ance.
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