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GOOD TO 511 TRUE.
Oh, many a vision I’vo chrrishod.
To brighten the clsys of my life,
Of a home iiinid rosc*s embowered.
Of some ono to greet me u-t wife.
But to have such a home as you offer,
To have such a lover as you,
With a heart so devoted and tender,
Seems almost too good to be true.
I remember the times in my girlhood
I felt it my pride and my joy
To have your attendance at parties.
For you were the favorite boy.
And though there were handsomer maid
ens.
And others much richer than 1,
There was noue of the group so heart
broken,
When you left without saying goodby.
I heard of you then in the city.
And knew you were makin,; a name.
Each day by the efforts of genius
Securing a permanent tame,
And 1 fancied you must have forgotten
The poor little girl you once knew,
And to have you come back us a sui,or
Seems almost too good to be true.
I hoped to have cards to your wedding,
To the church and reception beside.
Where I might with tearful emotion
Congratulate you—no, the bride,
But to stand by your side at the altar
To be solemnly married to you—
It seems, when I think it all over,
As if ’twere too good to be true.
—Josephine Pollard in New York Ledger.
AN AWKWARD FIX.
“Do you think two girls onght to be
born so exactly alike?” said Charlie
Dacre, ruefully twisting up a cigarette.
The other man laughed.
“Are you talking of those two Den
nison girls? They’re not exactly alike. ”
“It’s all very well fer you, but I
haven’t your long eight, and I declare
to you if I gcg either of them at a little
distance or in a had light I can’t tell
which is which. I am going to a party
tonight given by the respected parents
of my Dennison, and I positively dread
it.”
“Perhaps tliey play tricks on you,”
said Ballantyue. “One of them is rather
skittish. ”
Charlie got himself up that night
with extraordinary care, and as he was
a good looking fellow he presented a
rather striking appearance as he entered
Mrs. Dennison’s drawing rooms. He
had teen detained, so that most of the
guests had arrived when ho came, and
his inamorata was nowhere to be seen.
But shortly after he had paid his re
spects to the host and hostess the daugh
ter of the house, prettily dressed in
white and blue, came up. Dacre begged
for a dance—two dances.
“I’m so sorry,” said she, “but I’vo
nothing vacant till the lancers. You’re
a little late, Mr. Dacre, you see,” with
a slight accent of reproach as she gave
him her card. Charlie apologized in
the humblest terms, and the girl be
stowed a smile on him as she was led
away.
Dacre went to seek her in good time
t his lancers. She sat on an ottoman
ti distant part of the room, where the
wping folds of a curtain formed a
ide from the glare of the lights. The
blue and white of her filmy gown stood
out against the dark background. Dacre
hastened across the room to her.
“Miss Dennison—my dance,” he said
eagerly. “May I?”
She turned her pretty face and arched
her eyebrows in surprise.
“Yes,” said Charlie, “the lancers—
you promised—oh, I beg your pardon.
You're your cousin—I mean, the other
Miss Deunison—and, of course, I haven’t
seen you before. ”
Then, -.ecovering from his confusion
before the young lady could speak, he
added;
“I hope I'm not too late to get a
dance, Miss Dennison?”
Having secured this, he sought the
other Isabel.
“Why in the Ihud’s name do they
dress alike?” he muttered in nervous
fear of another mistake. Ho might bo
continually coming across the one ho
didn’t want, like a recurring decimal.
Several times ho bore down on a fair
girl in blue and white, but turned
away, deciding that be had only come
on an Isabel in ui;other place. The
lancers had begun. It was in full swing
before he came suddenly on a sofa
where sat the Isabel.
“Miss Dennison,” he stammered,
“I’m so sorry”—
“Pray don’t apologize,” said she
coldly. “I aseure you the delay is not
of the slightest moment. ”
“Indeed, it was quite unintentional,”
said the unfortunate Charlie in despair.
“I hav^Aeca looking for you”—
“1 ffino been sitting hero the last
ten minutes, and you passed me just
now.”
“I saw a blue and white dress,” ac
knowledged Charlie, “but some people
came between it and me. Won’t you
forgive me and dance this? It isn’t too
late.”
“I think my mother wants me,’’ said
•Isabel, rising with dignity.
“May I take you to her?”
“No, thank you.” •
Charlie only got pardoned when
everybody was going. He was nnd with
himself, but could not bring himself to
acknowledge the teal reason of his ap
parent neglect. He was sensitive about
these constant mistakes. They went on
happening, of courae, the one Isabel
laughing at him, which he dreaded, the
other turning haughty and offended.
He offered some flowers to a Dennison
girl one day and she said demurely,
“Are you sure they were meant for
me?”
“Whom else could they he meant
for?” said Charlie sentimentally.
“My cousin, perhaps—she’s over
there,” said the girl merrily. Dacre
flushed in unutterable confusion and
took back the flowers, scarcely know
ing what he did. And when he turned
away ho met the scornful eyt^i of a girl
who must be the Isabel he wanted be
cause the girl ke had left wasn’t she.
It was quite impossible to present the
flowers, and he made a crestfallen es-
cafrirsa soon as be could.
“Hang it, I’ll end all this!” he said
angrily one day. "But I shall have to
be careful, if I am happily sucoeesfui.
that I marry the right girl. It would
be awfully awkward if 1 didn't.”
His opportunity scented thrown into
his hands, for ho was invited to spend
a week at a country bouse where the
Isabel was also going with her mother.
Ho sat next her at dinner, and to fcis
great delight saw no cthi tr Isabel.
“We shall Ihj a larger party tomor
row,” said the young lady. “My cocs-
iua are coming. ”
“The—the Dennisons?” Charlie al
most gasped.
“Not all of them—only Irabel and
Lucy. ”
This was comforting. And both Isa
bels had such an odious habit of dress
ing in the same colors! Why didn’t they
wear aillereut colored ribbons, like
i’rench twins?
He got along fairly well, with great
care ami caution. One evening he saw
Isabel Dennison entering the library.
He knew it was his one because she
had on a gray dress, whereas her cousin
had worn a green one during the day.
It was too dark to see her features. He
followed her into the room.
“The nicest time ter a chat,” he
said, and she made a movement as if to
leave ihe room, flitting toward a far
ther door.
“Yes. but I’m afraid I can’t stay,’’
she said. “I only came to fetch some
thing I left here.”
“Well—but don’t go—stay a min
ute,” said Dacre entreatingly. He bad
no doubt at all about his accuracy as to
identity. He r desire to escape from bin:
was a fauru proof, let alone others, for
it was precisely the desire she had
shown in the lust few days, and which
he took as a favorable sign. * ‘Miss Den
nison—Isabel—am I mistaken in think
ing—in hoping—you know—you surely
must know that I Jove you!”
The girl had stood still for a second,
while Charlie rushed on with bis decla
ration, but she intemipted him hastily:
“indeed, Air. Dacre, I’m iifraid’*—
“Don't say that,” saifl Cliprlie, go
ing nearer. "AH those weeks in town—
i down here, when we have Ltcp thrown
so much together—I surely have* not mis
understood?'’
A stilled sound cqme from the dim
figure before him, whether laugh or
what be could not tcl^.but Jic suddyuly
started back, and in go doiyg came face
to face w ith another Isabel in a gray
dress.
if the earth had opened and swallow
ed him, Charlie would have been
thankful. This was the crowning disas
ter. Neither Isabel stirred. Which, in
heaven’s name, was which? To whom
had ho proposed? How should he ever
know ho had got the right Isabel?
Ho recognized after the first wild
movement that he must save the situa
tion. Ho approached the newcomer,
who eyed him disdainfully.
“Miss Dennison—Isabel,” be began.
“Which Miss Dennison do you intend
to cddress, Mr. Dacre?” she demanded
stiffly.
“ilow the deuce should I know? It is
nearly dark, and you both evade me. ”
“You had better pursue your eouver-
euticn with the lady you seem to recog
nize best, and I will retire.”
Tho ether Isabel sprang forward.
“Don’t be a goose, cousin,” said she,
half laughing, "and you, Air. Dacre,
wait a minute. You know very well,
Isabel, it’s all a mistake, and I’d have
interrupted Mr. Ducro before only he
was so impetuous 1 had no time. He
didn’t mean me at all”—
“Mr. Dacre doesn’t seem to know
whom be means,” said the offended Is
abel.
“I know very well when I can sec
them,” murmured Charlie, nearly
crashed. “litre goes for a light.”
But when a blaze of light illumined
the room only one Isabel remained.
Dacre took her hand.
SCIENCE OF CRAPS.
LIKEWISE THE LINGO OF THE POP
ULAR SOUTHERN GAME.
Xow Yon Know “Whmfn Goins On” Whan
Yon See a Lot of Fellows Grouped on
the Sidewalk —The Darky’s Favorito
Method of Gauihlius-
“Come seven-eleven!”
“Fade you!”
“Cut bis throat, seven!”
“Jimmy Hicks, take my gal to Mem-
phii
it”
ho one*,
quite
said.
sure?” she asked
“Yea are t!*
“Are ycu
archly.
“Ah, that’s frcc-1! Of coarse I am.
What will you say to me, Isabel—for
give mo and”—
“Love you,” whispered Isabel.
“I hope it’s the right one,” said Bal-
lantyne when the marriage ceremony
was over, “hut upon my word he was
almost taking the bridesmaid’s hand in
stead of tho bride’s.”—London Star.
How He Itecame u Cynic.
Soui3 lovable traits of character in
Prosper Merimee, the famous French
novelist, who has left to posterity the
reputation of a misanthrope and a cynic,
are revealed in the* pages of Augustus
Filou’s “Merimee and liis Friends.”
M. Filon tells us bow this celebrated
author devoted 1U0 louis of his salary
as senator toward pensioning an old
prefect of Louis Philippe who had been
ruined by the revolution of 1M4S, and
how lor 20 years he assisted and pro
tected a humble sculptor in whom he
bad become interested.
U. Filon relates an incident of Meri-
mce’s childhood that shows how sus
ceptible his nature was to strong im
pressions, and how responsible older
people, and particularly parents, are
for tho development of certain traits in
children.
When the future novelist was 5 years
of age, he was once punished by his
mother for some naughtiness of w hich
he was guilty. Mme. Merimee, who
was an artist, and who was at the time
engaged at her easel, put the culpni
cut of the room and closed the doer
upon him.
The little Prosper, already penitent,
anxiously besought forgiveness through
! the closed door, expressing great con-
' tritiou and promising good behavior,
I but the door remained inexorably shut.
I Fiuajly, after much effort, he opened it
l and drugged himself upon Ids knees to-
, ward bis mother. His piteous supplica
tions and his pathetic uttitnue so
amused Mme. Merimee that she bcgu:>
to laugh.
Instantly rising from his lowly pos
tnro he exclaimed indignantly, “Since
you mock mu I will never usk pardon
again.” He kept his word. Thus w^-
•own tho need of a certain cynical phil
©sophy that tainted bu after life.
Big Dick is mine!”
“Come, Little Joe!”
These expressions are a part of the
vocabulary which accompanies any well
arranged sitting of the southern darky’s
great game of craps.
Throughout the entire south the
game is now probably played, although
it has been in existence culy about 20
years. But just how r the name origi
nated is not known. It is used in only
one part of the game, on the very first
throw, when the thrower is said to
‘’crap out. ”
The rules under which the remarka
ble game is played are interesting.
From ono of the king crap players of
Atlanta I have been initiated into the
mysteries of the game, and I have giv
en all the rules here as faithfully as if I
was transcribing the new rules in whist.
Any number of persons can shoot
craps. I say shoot advisedly, for no
crap player ever uses the word play.
The game is played with two dice. The
first player places them in the hollow
of his right baud (unless he is left hand
ed), and, shaking them about a bit,
throws them upon the floor or the
ground, generally the ground. Before
he throws he states how much he is
throwing for, usually a nickel. Some
one among the other players cries out:
“I fade you I”
That means the thrower’s money is
covered. There then can be as many side
bets as the other players wish to make.
If on the first throw the player makes 7
or 11, he wins. If he throws 2, i) or 12
on the first throw, he loses, or craps out.
If he throws 4, 5, 6, 8, 1) or 10, that is
called his point, and he throws again
until be either makes his point once
more or makes 7. If he makes his point
before be makes 7, he wins, but if 7
conies first he loses. The thrower can
hold the dice as long as he continues to
win, but when he loses he surrenders
them to the next player.
Any person in the game has the right
to pick up the dice quickly when a play
er makes the first throw. He does this
to see that no loaded dice have been
smuggled into the game. Tho usual
way of doing this is for a player to
reach out as tho dice fall and say:
“My dice.”
He examines them, blows on them
and, tossing them back to tho thrower,
says:
“Your dice; shoot.”
If this is attempted at any other stage
of the game except on the first throw, a
legitimate show down of white handled
razors is in order. The person who of
fers to cover the thrower’s money is
called the “fader.” Most of the betting
in the game is done by those who am
standing around.
Nearly all the points on the dice are
named. Four is called “little Joe,” 5 is
called “Phoebe” or “fever,” <>is known
as “Jimmy Hicks,” 9 is “Liz” and 10
is “big Dick,” sometimes also culled
"big Tom.”
When a game has bet a arranged,
those who have the cash sit or stand
around, and the first thrower tosses up
his coin and gets ready to shoot. Ho
blows upen the dice, makes an exclama
tion that sounds like a deep, aspirated
“h!” throws tho dice upon the ground
and as they fall snaps his lingers sharp
ly. This may seen; like some special
trimmings, but tho maneuvers are as
much a part of the game as putting up
tho money. When he has been faded,
tho outside betting begins, the thrower
acting slowly to give time for all the
gamblers to get their money up. The
inan who bets with the thrower is said
to “like him.”
As tho game progresses you can hear
the thrower as he first tosses the dice
exclaim, “Come seven-eleven!”
If he fails either to win or crap oat,
he will then cry as he tries to make his
point:
“Come to see me, Little Joe,” or Big
Dick or Liz, or whatever his point is.
The man who has faded him or who
is betting against him on the outside
will say:
“Cut him off, seven!” "Cut his
throat, seven!” “Come under him, sev
en!”
W r heu Liz—that is nine—is first
thrown, the player always exclaims,
“Liz is the gal for me. “
The words which accompany Jimmy
Hicks, a throw of six, are, “Big Six,
take my gal to Memphis.”
A smooth place on the ground is al
ways preferable to the floor of a room.
A table is entirely out of the question.
Many times a gang of negro gamblers
will play on the sidewalk npder tho
glare of an electric light, and boys are
stationed in the middle cf each block to
keep a watch for the approach of a po
liceman and to give a signal if one is
seen® omiug.
The game is played by tho old and
the young, in the country and in the
cities, by railroad hands and deckhands
on tho river steamboats. Negroes in the
large cities know scarcely any other
tiurt of gambling. The steamboat hands
play night and day, and theft have been
known to return after a long trip with
every cent of their earnings gone into
the pockets of the lucky players.
Here in Atlanta there are all-sorts of
crap shooters, including the big gam
blers and the small boys, who will shoot
for anything of value, often the clothes
on their backs. Hardly a week passes
without some place, usually an alley,
being raided and a lot of the “crap
shooters” arrested. Bet the gambling
cannot be broken up.—Atlanta Consti
tution.
EVEN'NO.
Boft a cloud li yon bloc rldiro—the mere
Seems firm as solid crystal, breathless, clear.
And motionless, und to the gazer's eye.
Deeper than ocean, in the immensity
Of its vague mountains and unreal sky I
But, from the process in that still retreat.
Turn to minuter changes at our feet;
Observe how dewy twilight has withdrawn
The crowd of daisies from the shaven lawu,
And has rostorei to view its tender green.
That, while the mn rode high, was lost be
neath their dazzliti;? sheen.
An emblem this >f what the sober hour
Can do for mind/ disposed to feel i:s power!
Thus oft, when we in vain have wished away
The pretty pleasures of the garish day,
Meek eve shuts up the whole usurping host
(Unbashful dwarfs each glittering at his post).
And leaves the disineombered rfpirit free
To reassume a staid simplicity.
Tis well. Br.t what arc helps of time nnd place
When wisdom stands in need of nature's grace.
Why do good thoughts, invoked or not, dt>
seencl,
Like angels from their bowers, our Virtues to
befriend;
If yet tomorrow, unbelieved, may say,
“I come to open cut, for fresh display,
The elastic vanities of yesterday r"
—Wordsworth's "Evening Voluntaries.”
DECLINED THE JAM.
SEASONS WHY M’WILLIAMS DECIDED
TO FOREGO THE DAINTY.
THE CAFES OF VIENNA.
HUMORS OF HERALDRY.
Pitfalls For the Unwary Dabblers In the
Ancient Science.
To most ordinary folk the language
of heraldry is as uninteresting and as
meaningless as the jargon of astrology
and of alchemy. Griffins and harpies,
lions, eagles, unicorns, dolphins and
other possible and impossible birds,
beasts and fishes, whether rampant or
sejant or concbant or stataut, convey
absolutely no meaning to any one un
versed in the mysteries of heraldic lere.
Such a one is apt to scoff, like the Earl
of Chesterfield, at the whole science und
practice of heraldry us a foolish busi
ness. When a herald on a visitation
tour called on Lord Chesterfield and had
stated the object of his visit, his lord-
ship said peremptorily and none too
civilly, “Begone, you foolish fellow;
you don’t understand your own foolish
business.” This saying has been credit
ed to that past master of sharp and cut
ting sarcasms Lord Westbury, but Hor
ace Walpole tells the original story.
Harry Hotspur, according to Shakes
peare, was of much tho same mind as
his lordship of Chesterfield. He talked
with contempt of
A dragon ami a ilnlt-sa Csb,
A clip winged griffin and n molten raven,
A couching lion and a rampant cat,
And Huck a deal of akimblu akambie stuff
As puts mo from my luith.
It is so easy for the unskilled dabbler
to go astray. A year or two ago a reve
nue officer, giving evidence in one of
the law courts, described a heraldic de
vice on some chairs as “a rampant lion
standing on its bind legs.” Thereupon
a daily newspaper poured contempt
upon the official evidence and declared
that a lion rampant, whether “gar-
daut,” “regardant” or “passant,” rest
ed his body on only one leg, but “se
jant” he rested on two. Next some cue
wrote to the learned weekly known as
Tho Antiquary’s Newspaper, holding
this dictum up toscoru. “Imagine,” be
cried, ”u lion ‘rampant sejant’ on two
legs.” Lastly came another correspond
ent of the same paper, who roundly de
clared that the daily journalist was cor
rect, and that the miserable lion “se
jant” did find accommodation on both
legs.
What outsider dure have hn opin
ion on so momentous a subject when
learned doctors disagreed? Heraldry,
however, whether it be now getting out
It V.'az the Special Feature of a Banquet
Got Up to Entertain Hi* Gucatu, but
He Could Sec tbo Uitcben From a
Window of Ilia Itoonn.
When a man has enthusiastically
planned a hunting trip iu the Rockies,
inviting friends from Louden anti Paris,
and a slight mishap at the beginning
threatens to spoil everything, ho may
be excused for adopting desperate meas
ures. That was the position of McWil
liams from New York. A mountain
freshet had delayed his- party at a half
way house among the foothills of tho
Rockies. Lord So-and-so, considering
himself a great hunter of the grizzly,
seemed to think the elements bad con
spired against bis own august person
age. The German count fumed and
fussed. The Frenchman, by asking
questions that took all edge from tho
German’s stories of prowess in the
chase, increased the general irritation.
Mutterings about “colonial savagery”
came from the British member cf par
liament. The Indian guides hung about
iu disconsolate groups, while tho valets
bore the brunt of all ill bumor. Unex
pectedly taxed, the little half way
house was in an uproar of confusion
finding room and food for tho unusual
number of geests. McWilliams was net
accountable for tho irresponsible moun
tain stream, but he began to feel very
uneasy about the outcome of his plans.
When the other men chafed at tho de
lay and grumbled over tbo accommoda
tion and talked of turning back, be was
in desperation. He appealed to tbo
French Canadian and the half breed
wife who kept tbo house.
"See here, Joe!” And McWilliams
displayed a roll cf bills. “You’reto lay
such a spread for the next few days as
hungry men never before set eyes on.”
“Oui, monsieur!” grunted the fron
tiersman, promising a feast that very
night which was to include fresh salmon
and prairie chicken and venison, with
a rare French Canadian jam made only
on the occasion of a birth or a marriage.
This promise the Frenchman confirmed
with a stout English oath and a kick
at the Newfoundland pup.
, Greatly relieved, McWilliams told
his friends of tbo banquet iu prepara
tion, mentioning especially the jam.
The announcement caused a perceptible
clearing of glum expressions, and Mac
withdrew to have a smoko over the di
lemma. A savory smell that verified
Joe’s pledges steamed up to his room
overlooking the back kitchen, and by
and by tbo Frenchman and his dusky
spouse carried out a huge iron pot be
tween them. From tbe spicy odor rising
McWilliams concluded tho pot must
coufaiu the promised jam, aud, if the
smell were any index, very good jam
1 too. It stood in the yard cooling, and
I when tbe clumsy pup wabbled near
Mac gave a hiss that sent the dog floun
dering off.
Tbe dinner bell rang, end tbe sponsor
for the party heard the others hurrying
I to the long, uuplastercd hall that did
dnty as dining room. Knocking tho
ashes from his pipe, ho was about to
I join those below when a doleful chorus
* of repentant howls sounded from the
, , , ,. , , , back yard. After tho manner of its kind
of date or not, has played a useful par j tl)at waa beut on instigating tbe
in personal and family as la nat oua ccntfutg of the forbiddeu pot . Having
history, and is still studied with delight BhaJubled aud B u itfed d0Bcr and closer,
by many umateuu as well as by pro- tho Nfewfonud i and finally got his fore-
paws on the edge and leaned over. Then
1 a long neck stretched down farther aud
■ farther toward the jam, till the wag-
l ging end of that dog’s anatomy was
1 overbalanced, aud with a Hull splash he
tumbled iu bodily. The squaw was ou
as well as
fessed antiquaries aud lovers of tbe days
that are gone. It is not proposed here to
toneb further upon the serious side of
heraldry. It will bo more interesting
possibly to glance at seme of its more
amusing aspects.
Tbe zoology aud ornitholcgy of her
aldry are richly mediaeval iu flavor.
Coats of arms abound with monsters
more or less of a hybrid character,
whose existence was once firmly believ
ed in, bnt which have long been rele
gated to the region of myth. There is
the “gryphon” who figures appropriate;
ly enough in “Alice in Wonderland,
tbe scene in a second. If it had not been
so serious, McWilliams would have
laughed, but the mishap was now no
laughing mutter to him. The wpmau
grabbed tho squirming intruder by the
scruff of tbe neck. Dripping with pre
serves, the bowling animal was lifted
out aud held aloof. The dangling legs
pawed the air, but the squaw relentless-
aud nuder tbe name of “griffin or j j be j d ou und carc f u iiy scraped every
; “griffon” is one of the commonest of j prL , dous JJiorsd ()f trickling jam down
heraldic beasts. It was usually repre
sented us part eagle aud part lion aud is
really a very Formidable looking mon
ster. Onr forefathers seem to have be
lieved iu its actual existence. An an
cient herald wrote of tbe griffin, “I
think they are of great hngeness, for I
have u claw of one of tiieir paws which
should show t^em to bo as big as two
lions.” One would like to have seen
that wonderful and unique claw. Then
there is tbe harpy, taken from the Greek
mythology and represented heraldically
as a vulture with the head und breast of
a woman.
Other fabulous adornments of coats
of arms are the basilisk, the unicorn,
tbe wyveru and dragons innumerable.
Tho wyvern was of the dragon tribe,
bat stood ou two legs and feet borrow ed
from tho eagle. Our ancestors may have
bad their doubts about tbe existence of
tbe wyveru, bnt iu^tbe unicorn aud the
basilisk they bad full belief. Onr older
writers have frequent allusions to both,
especially to tbe basilisk, which was
supposed to bo able to kill even by a
look or by its breath.—Fireside.
A Japineae Fable.
The following fable from tbe Jap
anese is u neat hit at woman’s capacity
for overdoing pretty much everything
that she undertakes: Once upon a time
a man discovered the j|pntaiuof youth.
Thunks to its magic, ^returned young,
strong aud hearty k tbe laud from
which but a short ..vne before he bud
departed an old aud feeble man. Tbe
first person be met after bis retcru was
au old woman, aud he told her about
tbe fountain. The woman know u good
thing when she beard it, aud she at
once set off to seek rejuvenation upon
her own account; Tbe next day when
tbe man again repaired to tbe fountain
be fonud by ita side a few days’ old
bubo. It wus tbe womuu. She bad ow
done it.
precious
the soaked fur into tbe pot. Then, with
an expletive that was neither Cree nor
French, she plumped that pup on the
strong instep of her moccasiucd foot
and hoisted him high through parabolic
space to u remote corner of tbe yard.
“Don’t ycu dare serve”— reared Mc
Williams, but the tquaw bad darted
back to the kitchen.
Now, us a man of honor, what was
tbo proper course for McWilliams? Each
discontented sportsman had been consol
ed by the thought of that treat. Tbo
mere prospect cf tho banquet had allay
ed irritation. They were heaping curses
enough on the food and accommodation
of the half way house without this ad
ditional mishap becoming known. What
should he do? He hesitated, und iu hes
itating, like many, before him, wus
lost, for as ho was going down stairs
with the purpose to do an indefinite
something tho jam was being served.
The squaw hud been in too great a hur
ry to place tbe delicacy before tho
guests, aud every man of the crowd al
ready had a lavish belping ( and was rel
ishing the dainty along with venison.
“By Jove, McWilliams,” exclaimed
Lord So-and-so, “late to a feast with
jam like this?”
“Bon!” pronounced tbe Frenchman
between mouthfuls. '^Tres bou.”
"Gut!” echoed the German, for once
(agreeing with his adversary. Truly,
thought the host, harmony is restored.
"Here’s to Joseph’s health for the
treat aud to success for the trip,” said
tbe British M. P., raising his glass.
“Amen!” responded McWilliams fer
vently. “There’s nothing like that jam
under tbe sun, bnt I’m afraid it's a lit
tle too rich for me.”
“Zay,” afterward inquired one valet
of Lord So-and-so's man, “Meestcr
Veelam not take no zham?”
“Thoseblawsted Yankees,” answered
blue buttons, “don't knot? a good thing
when they see it. ”—New York Sum
The Part They Play In tii* Ufa of the
Gay Anstrlan Capital. ,
Cafes are for the Viennese a second
home, aud they all have two kinds of
clients—th« “stnmmgacste” cr habi
tues, and the “lanfaude,” or transients.
Tilt* habitues, commonly railed “wirt-
nanslrctler” (eefe brother-), have tables
reserved for them, an 1 vroe betr’.e the
man who ventures to take possession of
this sacred property. There arc many
Viennese who iu tbe past 80 or 40 years
have sat at the same table in the same
corner day after day, drinking the same
brew of beer or brand of wine aud
smoking the same sort of tobacco in tho
same old pipes. A stammgaest general
ly spends from three to four hours every
day at bis cafe, the natural result being
a great loss of time and money. But the
Vietfuese are notm’-erly. The maxim
they follow is found in the German
proverb which seems to have been writ
ten on purpose for them, “Lebeu und
leben lasseu” (“Live aud let live”).
Besides these cafes there are a num
ber of “restaurant cellars” in Vienna,
similar to the cellars of Leipsic, Ham
burg aud Bremen, where people go to
drink wine aud partake of delicateseen,
pates, oysters, caviar, smoked fish,
Westphalian sausages and other eata
bles of the same general sort. There aro
certain cellars, like the old Felsenkel-
ler, which aie arranged like grottoes.
The Felecukellur bus been visited by
many European celebrities, and ou ita
walls aro scratched the autographs of
Victor Hugo, Meyerbeer, Wagner,
Brahms, Alexandre Dumas, father and
son, und many others.
The most picturesque of these cellars
is the Esterhazy keller, open every day
from 11 a. m. until 1:80 tbo following
morning. In this subLrruucau resort
there aro no tables, chairs cr gaslights.
A few old benches against tho walls and
some wretched caudles are tho only
furnishings. Tho demimonde, petit
monde and the quart de moude frequent
this cellar to a great extent. A perfe-ct
babel of languages prevail—German,
Polish, Czech, Russian, French, Hun
garian, Slavonian, Italian, Servian,
Bulgarian, Roumanian and Greek may
all be heard spoken iu the space of a
few minutes, giving u splendid idea of
Vienna’s cosmopolitan nature and a
striking proof that the imperial capital
of tbo Hapsburgs is not a German city,
but a town which is neither European
nor oriental, aud possessing a cachet cf
its ov.u, which partakes both cf tbo
east aud the west Notwithstanding tho
Bohemian aspect cf this Esterhazy hel
ler and tho poor quality of tbe food
provided the two kinds of wine served
aro worthy of a royal table.
Excellent wine is to bo found at all
Vienna cafes, much cf which is na
tive. Austria and Hungary together
grow some 15 different wines. Emperor
Charles IV transplanted iu 134h vim a
from Burgundy to Melnik and Czer-
uosek. In lower Austria vineyards are
found 9,000 feet above tbe sea level.
Tbe wines of Gumpoldskircheu, Vceslau
aud Klosterueubourg can vie with Bur
gundy and certain Rhine wines.
In southern Tyrol, in Styria, Cariu-
thia, Moravia, Illyria, Dalmatia, Hun
gary and Croatia first class wine is made
aud forms in the Slav provinces tbe
habitual drink of rich and poor alike.
The consequence is that the Slav races
of Austria are far more energetic and
of finer physique than tbe German Aus
trians, who become bloated by excessivo
beer drinking.
It is not easy to find good food at tho
Vienna cafes and restaurants, however.
Tho Viennese manner of cooking is as
international as are tbe Viennese them
selves. The best is found iu tbe hotels,
all of which have three different classes
of restaurants—one underground for tho
“petits employes” aud coachmen, ouo
on tbe ground floor for the Vienneso
upper and middle classes aud finally ono
on tbe first floor for foreigners. For 50
cents of American money a Viennese
gets a portion cf meat, a vegetable und
a sweet dish, which is certainly not
cheap when compared with other conti
nental capitals. Thu usual time for din
ner is from 1 to 8 p. m., aud supper i»
taken at any time between 7 aud 11. As
the theaters are over by 10, supper is
taken afterward. At that time of night
every cafe iu Vienna is crowded. A
Viennese who has gone to the theater
with his wife and children would frac
ture all conventions if he did not tuktr
his family to sup at a cafe.—Chicago
Inter Ocean.
How Royalty Danced In Dalle*.
Many of tho members of the Euglr 1*
royal family are Infown to take a keeu
interest in the drama, some of then*
even delighting to take part in tbe the
atrical performances. As far as is
known, however, they have never in
dulged iu bullet dancing on their own
account. It was different, however, iu
tbe days of Henry VIII, for that jovial
monarch of the many wives actually-
encouraged bis daughter, tho Princess
Mary, to appear before* the court as tbe
principal dancer in several ballets aud
pantomimes. When the princess first
appeared in one cf these ballets, she
wore a black crape mask iu tbe charac
ter of au Ethiopian princess, but she
soon became emboldened aud freely took
her part as a dancer in the court balls
and pageants.
Princess Mary appeared before tba
French embassadors at Greenwich pal
ace in tbe spring of 1527 with fiva of
her ladies in waiting, disguised iu Ic«-
lalrdic dresses, and tbo contemporary
chronicles inform us that, with six lords
in the costume of .the same country, sne
“danced lustily about tbo hall.” At
another banquet uud masque, before tho
same embassadors, the Princess Mai/
issued from u cave with her seven'wom
en all appareled after the Roman fash
ion in rich cloth of gold aud cnnism
tinsel. Their hair was wrapped in caol»
cf gold, with bonnets of csimsou velvet,
set full o? pearls aud precious stouoa.
Mary uud her ladies then danced a bal
let with eight lords.—New York Trig
one.