The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, November 25, 1897, Image 4
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THE LETJGEK: GAFFNEY, 8. 0., NOVEMBER 25 1897
r EVENING SOLACE.
•Tho humnn hi'art lirn hi Men tror.surcs
In secret kept, in silence tv ahxl—
Tlie thoughts, the hopes, thodicaius, the pleas
ures.
Whose charms were hrok<-n if revealed.
And days may pass in pay contusion
And nights in r isy riot fly,
While, lost in tame's or wealth's illusion,
Tho memory of tho past may die.
£ut there are hours of lonely musing,
Such ns in evening silence come,
When, soft as birds their pinions closing,
Tho heart’s best feelings gather home.
Then in our souls there seems to languish
A tender grief that is not woe,
And thoughts that once wrung groans of an
guish
Now cause but some mild tears to flow.
And feelings once as strong as passions
Flout softly Pack, a faded dream;
Our own sharp griefs and wild sensations
The tale of others’ suffering seem.
Oh, when the heart is frostily bleeding,
How longs it tor that time to be
When, through the mist of years receding,
Its woes but live in reverie!
And it can dwell on moonlight glimmer,
On evening shade ami loneliness,
And, while the sky grows dim and dim mar
Feel no untold and strange distress,
Only a deeper impulse given
By a lonely hour and darkened room
To some sulemu thoughts that soar to heaven,
Seeking a life and a world to jonie.
—Charlotte Bronte.
!
PAKTHER EYES.
A man and a woman—natnre had
done the grouping—hi\t on a rustic feat
in the late afternoon. The man was ■
middle aged, slender, swarthy, with i
the expression of a poet and tho com- j
plexiuu of a piralo—a man at whom j
ono would look again. The woman was |
young, blond, graceful, with some- |
thing in her figure and movements sug
gesting the word “lithe. ” She was hah- ;
fted in a gray gown with odd brown ,
markings in the texture. She may have j
been beautiful. One could not readily |
say, for her eyes denied attention to all '
else. They were gray green, long and i
narrow’, with an expression defying |
analysis. Cue could only know that they
were disquieting. Cleopatra may have
had such eyes.
Tho man and tho woman talked.
“Yes,” said the woman, “I lovo you,
God knows. But marry you, no! I can
not, will not!"
“Irene, you have said that many
times, yet always have denied mo a
reason. I’ve a right to know, to under
stand, to feel and prove my fortitude if
I have it. Give me a reason. ”
“For loving you?”
Tho woman was smiling through her
tears and her pallor. That did not stir
any sense of humor in the man.
“No, there is no reason for that. A
reason for not marrying me—I’ve a
right to know. I must know. 1 will i
know. ”
He had risen and was standing before
her with clinched hands, on his face a
frown—it might have been called a
scowl. He looked as if bo might attempt
to learn by strangling her. She smiled
no more—merely sat looking up into
his faco with a fixed, set regard that
was utterly without emotion or senti
ment. Yet it had something in it that
Jatacd his resentment and made him
shiver.
i “Yon orodetennined to have my rea
son?” sko asked in a tone that was en
tirely mechanical—a tone tnat might
havo been her look made audible.
“If you please—if I’m cot asking too
much.’’
Apparently this lord of creation was
yielding some part of his dominion over
his cocreatmo.
“Very well, you shall know. I am
insane. ”
• ••••••
In a little log house containing a sin
gle room sparely and rudely furnished,
crouching on the floor against one of the
walls, was a woman, clasping to her
breastachild. Outside a dense, unbroken
forest extended for many miles in every
direction. This was at night and tho
room was black dark. No human eyo
could havo discerned tho woman and tho
child. Yet they were observed, narrow
ly. vigilantly, with never a momentary
slackening of attention, and that is tho
pivotal foot upon which this narrative
turns.
Charles Marlowe was of the class,
now extinct in this country, of wood
men pioneers—men who found their
most acceptable surroundings in sylvan
solitudes that stretched along the east
ern slopo of tho Mississippi valley, from
the great lakes to tho gulf of Mexico.
For more than 200 years these men
pushed ever westward, generation after
generation, with rillo and ax, reclaim
ing from nat iro and her savage chil
dren hero and there an isolated acreage
for tho plow, no sooner reclaimed than
surreut. rju to their less venturesome
but more thrifty successors. At last
they burst through the edge of tho for
est into tho opeu country and vanished
as if they had fallen over a cliff. Tho
woodman pioneer is no more. Tho pio
neer of tho plains—he whoso easy task
it was to subdue for oocujMincy two-
thirds of the country in a single goner-
ntiou—is another and inferior creation.
With Charles Marlowe in the wilder
ness, sharing the dangers, hardships and
privations of that strange, unprofitable
life, were his wife and child, to whom,
in the manner of bis class, in which the
domestic virtues were a religion, he
was passionately attached. The woman
was still young enough to be comely,
new enough to the awful isolation of
her lot to be cbcertul. By withholding
tho large capacity for happiness which
the simple satisfactions of the forest
life could not have filled heaven had
dealt honorably with her. In her light
household tasks, her child, her husband
and her few foolish books she found
-•buudant provision for her needs
One innruiug in midsummer Marlowv
took down his rillo from the w m a
hooks on the wall and signified his in-
tenths! of getting gam&
> “We’ve meat enough,” said the wife.
“Please don’t go out today. 1 dreamed
last night, oh, such a dreadful thing! X
cannot recollect it, but I'm almost sure
that it will ooiue to pans if yon go
hunting."
It is painful to confess that Marlowt
received this solemn statement with lesf
of gravity than was duo to the mysteri
ous nature of tho calamity foreshadowed.
In truth he laughed.
“Try to remember,” ho said. “May-
bo you dreamed that baby had lost th(
power of speech. ’ ’
Tho conjecture was obviously sug
gested by tho fact that baby, clinging
to tho fringe of his hunting coat witi
all her ten pudgy thumbs, was at tlial
moment uttering her sense of tho situa
tion in a series of exultant googoos in
spired by sight of her father's raccooE
skin cap.
The woman yielded. Lacking the gift
of humor, she could not bold out agaiusl
his kindly badinage. So, with a kist
for the mother and a kiss for the child,
ho left the house and closed the dooi
upon his happiness forever.
At nightfall he hud not returned.
The woman prepared supper and wait
ed. Then she put baby to bed and sang
softly to her until she slept. By thk
time the fire on the hearth, at which
she had cooked supper, had burned out,
and the room was lighted by a single
candle. This she afterward placed in
the open window as a sign and welcome
to the hunter if he should approach
from that side. 8he had thoughtfully
closed and barred tbe door against such
wild animals as might prefer it to an
open window. Of the habits of beasts
of prey in entering a bouse painvited
she was not advised, though frith true
female prevision she may have consid
ered the possibility of their entrance by
way of the chimney.
As the night wore on sho became not ;
less anxious, but more drowsy, and at
last rested her arms upon the bed by
tho child and her head upon tho arms
The caudle in the window burned down
to tho socket, sputtered and flared a mo
ment and went out unobserved, for the
woman slept, and sleeping she dreamed.
In her dreams she sat beside tho cradle
of a second child. The first was dead.
The father was dead. The homo in tho
forest was lost and the dwelling in
which she lived was unfamiliar. There
were heavy oaken doors, always closed,
and outside the windows, fastened into
tho thick stone walls, were iron bars,
obviously (so she thought) a provision
against Indiana All this she noted with
an infinite self pity, but without sur
prise—an emotion unknown in dreams.
The child in the cradle was invisible
under its coverlet, which something im
pelled her to remove. She did so, dis
closing tho face of a wild animal In
the shock of this dreadful revelation the
dreamer awoke, trembling in the dark
ness of her cabin in the wood.
As a sense of her actual surrounding^
came slowly back to her she felt for the
child that was not a dream and assured
herself by its breathing that all was
well with it, nor could she forbear to
pass a hand lightly over its face. Then,
moved by some impulse for which sho
probably could not have accounted, sho
rose and took tho sleeping babe in hot
arms, holding it close against her breast
The head of the child’s cot was against
the wall to which tho woman now
turned her back as sho stood. Lifting
her eyes, she saw two bright objects
starring the Gnrkreea with a reddish
green glow. She took them to bo two
coals on tho hearth, but with her ro-
turning sense of direction came tho dis
quieting consciousness that they were
not in that quarter of the room, more
over were too high, being nearly at the
level of her eyes—of her own eyes, for
these were the eyes of a panther.
Tbe beast was at the open window
directly opposite and not five paces
away. Nothing but those terrible eyes
were visible, but in tho dreadful tumult
of her feelings as the situation disclosed
itself to her understanding she some
how knew that the animal was stand
ing on its hind feet, supporting itself
with its paws on the window ledge.
That signified a malign interest, not
tho mere gratification of an indolent
curiosity. The consciousness of tbe at
titude was an added horror, accentuat
ing the menace of those awful eyes, in
whose steadfast fire her strength and
courage were alike consumed. Under
their silent questioning she shuddered
and turned sick. Her knees failed her,
and by degrees, instinctively striving to
avoid a sudden movement that might
bring tbe beast upon her, she sank to
the tioor, crouched against tbe wall and
tried to shield the babe with her trem
bling body without withdrawing her
gaze from the luminous orbs that were
killing her. No thought of her husband
come to her in her agony, no hope or
suggestion of rescue or escape. Her ca
pacity for thought and feeling hud nar
rowed to the dimensions of a single
emotion—fear of the animal’s spring,
of the impact of its bot’y, the buffeting
of its great arms, the feel of its teeth in
her throat, the mangling of her babe.
; Motionless now and in absolute silence,
I she awaited her doom, tho moments
! growing to hoars, to years, to agos, and
still those devilish eyes maintained
their watch.
Returning to bis cabin late at night
with a deer on his shonldur, Charles
Marlowe tried the door. It did not
: yield. Ho knocked. There was no an
swer. He laid down his doer and went
round to the window. As be turned the
angle of the building he fancied be
heard a sound as of stealthy footfalls
and a rustling in tbe undergrowth of
thu forest, bat they were too slight for
certainty even to his (iructiood ear.
Approaching the window, and, to his
surprise, finding it open, be threw bis
leg over the sill and entered. All was
darkness and silence He groped his
way to the fireplace, struck a match
and lit a candle. Then he looked about
Cowering on the floor against a wall
Iras his wife, clasping his child. As he
sprung toward her sue broke into laugh-
U”, long, loud and mechanical, devoid
of frltducM and devoid of muse—tho
laughter that is not out of keeping with
the clai king of a chain Hardly know
ing what he did, be extended bis anna
bhe laid the babe in them. It wae dead
—passed to death In its mother's em
brace
That Is what occurred during a might
in a forest, but uot all of it did Irene
Marlowe relate to Jcuner Brading; not
all of it was known to her. When cho
hud concluded, the sun was below the
horizon and tho long summer twilight
bad begun to deepen in the hollows of
tho laud. For somo moments Brading
was silent, expecting tho narrative to
bo carried forward to some definitive
connection with tho conversation intro
ducing it, but tho narrator was as silent
as he, her face averted, her hands clasp
ing and unclasping themselves us they
lay in her lap, with a singular sugges
tion of nn activity independent of her
will. “It is a sad, a terrible story,”
said Brading at last, “but 1 do not «u-
demand. You call Charles Marlowe
father; that I know. That ho is old be
fore his time, broken by some great sor
row, I have seon or thought I saw.
But, pardon me, you said that you—
that you”—
“That I am incane,” said the girl
without a movement of head or body.
“But, Irene, you say—please, dear,
do not look away from me—you say
that tho child was dead, not demented.’’
“Yes, that one. I am the second. I
was born three months after that night,
my mother being mercifully permitted
to lay down her life in giving me
mine.”
Brading was again silent. Ho was a
trifle dazed and could not at once think
of the right thing to say Her face was
still turned away. In his embarrass
ment ho reached impuLiveiy toward
ths hands that lay closing and unclos
ing in her lap, but something—ho could
not have said what—restrained him.
He then remembered vaguely that he
had never altogether cared to take her
hand. “Is it likely,” sho resumed,
“that a person born under such circum
stances is like others—is what you call
sane?”
Brading did not reply. He was pro-
occupied with a new thought that was
taking shape in his mind—what a scien
tist w’ould have called a hypothesis, a
detective a theory. It might throw an
added light, albeit a lurid one, upon
such doubt of her sanity as her own as
sertion hud not dispclh'd.
The country was still new and out
side thu villages sparsely populated.
The professional hunter was still a fa
miliar figure, and among his trophies
were heads and pelts of the larger kinds
of game. Tales variously credible of
noctural meetings with savage animals
in lonely roads were sometimes current,
passed through the customary stages of
growth and decay and were forgotten.
A recent addition to these popular apoc
rypha, originating apparently by spon
taneous generation in several house
holds, was of a panther which had
frightened some of their members by
looking in at w’indows by night. Tho
yarn had caused its little ripple of ex
citement, had even attained to the dis
tinction of a place in the local newspa
per, bat Brading had given it no atten
tion. Its likeness to the story to which
he had just listened now impressed him
as perhaps more than accidental. Was
it not possible that tho one story had
suggested the other—that, finding con
genial conditions in a morbid mind and
a fertile fancy, it had grown to the
tragic tale that he bad hoard?
Brading recalled certain circnm-
stances of the girl’s history and disposi
tion, of which, with lovo’s incuriosity,
ho bad hitherto been heedless, such as
her solitary lifo with her father, at
whose house no one apparently was an
acceptable visitor, and her strange fear
of the night, by which those who knew
her best acconuted for her never being
seen after dark. Surely in such a mind
imagination once kindled might barn
with a lawless flame, penetrating and
enveloping the entire structure. That
she was mad, though the conviction
gave him the aoutest pain, he could no
longer doubt She had only mistaken an
effect of her mental disorder for its
cause, bringing iuto imaginary relation
with her own personality the vagaries
of the local mythmakera. With some
vague intention of testing his new “the
ory” and no very definite notion of how
to set about it, he said gravley, but with
hesitation:
“Irene, dear, tell me—I beg yon will
not take offense, but tell me”—
“1 have told yon, ” she interrupted,
speaking with a passionate earnestness
that he had not known her to show, “1
have already told yon that wo cannot
marry. Is anything else worth saying?”
Before he could stop her she had
sprung from her seat and witbont an
other word or look was gliding away
among the trees toward her father’s
honxe. Brading had risen to detain her.
Ho stood watching her in silence nntil
sho hud vanished in tho gloom. Sudden
ly ho started as if he bud been shot. His
face took on an expression of umo/en ont
and alarm. In one of the black shadows
into which she Lad disappeared be had
caught a quick, brief glimpse of gloam
ing eyes. For an instant be was dazed
and irresolute; then pulling a pistol
from his pocket bedashed iuto the wood
after her. shooting: “Irene, Irene, look
outl Tbe panther, the panther 1”
In a moment ho had passed through
the fringe of forest into opeu grooud
and saw the girl s gray skirt vanishing
into her father’s door. No panther was
visible.
0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jenner Brading, attorney at law,
lived in a cottage at the edge of the
town. Directly behind the dwelling
was the forest
Brading s bedroom was at the rear of
the honse, with a single window facing
the forest One night he was awakened
by a noise at that window. He oonld
hardly have said what it was Ilka With
a little thrill of tbe nerves he sat up In
bed and laid hold of the revolver which,
with a forethought most commendable
in one addicted to the habit of sleeping
j cn the ground floor with an open win
dow, be bad put under his pillow. Tbe
I room was In absolute darkness, bat be
ing unterrified he knew where to direct
his eyes, and there he held them, await
ing In silence what farther might oc
cur He oonld now dimly discern tho
aperture—a square of lighter black.
Suddenly thaoe appeared at Its lowsv
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edge two gleaming eyes that burned
with a malignant luster inexpressibly
horrible. Brading’s heart gave a great
jump, theu seemed to stand still. A chill
passed along his spine and through his
hair. He felt tbe blood forsake his
cheeks. Ho could not have cried out—
not to save his lifo, but being a man of
courage he would not, to save his life,
have done so if he could. Some trepida
tion his coward body might feel, but
bis spirit was of sterner stuff. Slowly
the glowing eyes roso with a steady
motion that seemed an approach, and
slowly rose Brading’s right hand, hold
ing the pistol. Ho fired!
Blinded by the flash and stunned by
the report, Brading nevertheless heard,
or fancied that ho heard, the wild, high
scream of the panther, so human in
sound, so devilish in suggestion. Leap
ing from the bed, he hastily clothed
himself, and, pistol in hand, sprang
from the door, meeting two or three
men who came running up from tho
road. A brief explanation was followed
by a cautious search at the rear of the
house. The grass was wet with dew.
Beneath the window it had been trod
den and partly leveled for a wide space,
from which a devious trail, visible in
the light of a lantern, led away into
the bushes. One of the men stumbled
and fell upon his hands, which as he
roso and rubbed them together were
slippery. On examination they were
seen to be red with blood.
An encounter unarmed with a wound
ed panther was uot agreeable to their
taste. All but Brading turned back.
He, with lantern and pistol, pushed
courageously forward into the wood.
Passing through a difficult undergrowth,
he came into a small opening, and there
his courage had its reward, for there he
found tho body cf his victim. But it
was no panther. What it was is told,
even to this day, upon a weather stain
ed headstone in tbe village churchyard,
and for many years was attested daily
at the graveside by the bent figure and
sorrow seamed face of old man Mar
lowe, to whose soul and to the soul of
his strange, unhappy child, peace—peace
and reparation.—Ambrose Bierce in San
Francisco Examiner.
Yellow Fever.
Yellow fever now belongs to the
western hemisphere, from which also
it should be extirpated, as can bo done,
if the proper kind of international pub-
lio opinion be brought to bear upon the
subject. While the disease is uot indig
enous to tils United States, being al
ways an importation, its visits are nev
ertheless so regular that since the be
ginning of the century there have been
only nine years in which it has uot ap
peared here. Its natural breeding
grouud is furnished by the heat, mois
ture and filth of tropical seaports. These
conditions are found in certain cities of
the Spanish main, which, lacking prop
er sanitary regulations, have become
perpetual foci of infection, and Havana
is the worst of them. There the disease
prevails during the entire year, a steady
supply of fuel for its virulent flames, as
it were, being furnished by tho new
comers. The natives generally are im
mune to it, having nsnally had the mal
ady in a mild form in childhood.
For ns the position is a simple one—
since wo havo such neighbors, we must
either bring about a reform in their sane
itary conditions and practices or con
tinue to run the risk of on annual inva
sion of this terrible disease. Thirty-fiv-
of the visits of yellow fever to this coun
try since 1800 ore known definitely to
have been from Cuba, and of these 23
have been clearly traced to the port of
Havana. Europe's protection against
Cuba in this particular lies in her re
moteness. A disease which larks in a
vessel starting across the ocean has time
to develop and manifest itself so clearly
that the quarantine officials on tho oth
er side can discover it on the vessel's ar
rival, bat with Caba hardly six hours
from Key West, there will always be a
percentage of danger, however stringent
the quarantine regulations may be, if
the conditions remain as they are, un
less indeed we assume a policy of abso
lute nonintercourso with the island dur
ing the summer months.—Dr. Walter
Wyman in Forum.
Sandy’s Narrow Escape.
“An boo’s the guid wife, Sandy?”
■aid one fanner to another, as they met
in the market place and exchanged
snuffboxes.
“Did ye no hear that she’s dead un
buried?’’ said Sandy solemnly.
“Dear me!” exclaimed his friend
sympathetically. “Sorely it must Lave
been very sodden?’’
“Aye, it was sudden,” returned San
dy. “Ye see, when she turned ill we
had na time to send for tbe doctor, sue
1 gied her a bit pouther that i had ly
ing in my drawer for a year or twa, an
that X had got frao the dor tor rnysel’,
bnt hadna ta'en. What the pontber
was I dinna verra weel ken, hut sho died
soon after. It’s a Bair loss to me, I cun
assure ye, bnt it’s something to be
thonkfn’ for 1 uidua tuk' tho pouther
rnysel*. ”—Spare Momenta.
Two Projors.
Bishop Leslie, “the fighting bishop,”
before a battle in Ireland thus prayed:
“O God, for our unworthiness we are not
fit to claim thy help, but if we are bud,
our enemies are worse, and if thou seest
not meet to help as, we pray thee help
them not, bnt stand thon neuter this
day and leave it to the arm of flesh. ”
The United Service Magazine com
pares with this the supplication which
an officer offered before one of the but
tles for Hungarian independence in
1840: “1 will not ask thee, Lrtrd, to
help ns, and 1 know thon wilt not help
the Austrians, but if thon wilt sit on
yonder hill then shall- nor he nnhomed
of thy children. ”
Health of Ploate.
XI Is Impossible for plants to thrive
unless they have plenty of earth. There
most be ample room in the pot or tub
fogi |be expansion and sustenance oi ths
WOOmm
SOME 01)1) EPITAPHS.
A PECULIAR SYMPOSIUM CONTRIB
UTED BY NOTED WOMEN.
Oncer Inscriptions Found on Tombstones.
The Quaint Collection Formed u Fea
ture of a Literary Clnb’s Annual Meet-
Ins.
A symposium of queer epitaphs con
tributed by noted women of tho United
States, was an interesting feature of tbe
annual meeting of a local literary clab
of Bucyrus, O. The idea was suggested ,
by a quaint inscription uu a tombstone
in a local cemetery, and it was deter
mined that each member of the club
should secure from some noted woman
of tho country the most unique epitaph
that had ever come under her notice. !
Tbe result was interesting in the ex
treme. The following are among those
secured:
Mrs. Cleveland submits an epitaph
which is said to bo carved upon a stone
in the nature of a matrimonial adver- ,
tisement. Here is tho inscription:
“tiacred to the memory of James H. |
Random, who died Aug. 6, 1800. His
widow, who mourns as ono who can bo j
comforted, aged only 24 and possessing
every qualification of a good wife, lives
in this village. ’’
Mrs. Sherman confines herself to her ;
own locality and sends an inscription
which can bo found in an old Mansfield
cemetery. It is as follows:
Under this nod «md under these trees
Liiith tho pod of Solomon Pohmo.
Ho is not in this hole, but only his pod.
He has shelled out his soul and went up to his
God. *
Mrs. Brice gives two, which properly
go together. Tho first was tho iuscrip- !
tion over the remains of tho first wife of
a Californian and reads:
Tho Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away.
Blessed be the name of the Lord I
The grave of a second wife was em- |
bellished with the other inscription,
equally appropriate:
I called upon tho Lord, and he heard me and
delivered me out of all my troubles.
Mrs. Harrison gives this quotation
from a western monument:
“This yore is sakrd to the mem’ry of
Bill Henry Shraken, who come to his
death by beiu shot with a Colts revolv
ers—one of tho old kind, brass mount
ed, and of such is tho kingdom of hevin. ’ ’
Mrs. Foraker thinks the accompany
ing is about as curious as any she has
ever heard:
Her* lie I and my two daughters,
Brought here by drinking aedlita water*.
If we had stuck to epeom salts,
We wouldn't be laying in these here vaults.
This rather peculiar selection comes
from a Massachusetts cemetery and is
furnished by Mrs. Grant:
Hero lies the boat of slaves now turning into
dual.
Cssar, the Ethiopian, craves a place among tha
just.
His faithful soul has fled to realms of heavenly
light.
And by the blood that Jesus shed la changed
from black to white.
January ho quitted the stage
In the 77th year of his ugc,
1780.
Mrs. McKinley quotes the only ora
tion over the remains of Tom Paine, the
infidel, written by himself and deliver
ed at his request:
Poor Tom Paine, here ho lies!
Nobody laughs, and nobody, cries
Where his soul is and how it fares
Nobody knows, and nobody cures.
Mrs. Alger contributes n cariosity,
bnt fails to say whether it is to bo
found in a Michigan burying ground or
some place more remote:
Here, fast asleep and full six feet deop
And seventy summers ripe,
George Thomas lie* and hopes to rise
And smoko anotbsr pipe.
The following, however, does come
from a Michigan cemetery at La Pointe
and is furnished by Mrs. Stevenson:
“This stone was erected to the mem
ory of J D , who was shot as a
mark of esteem by his sorviving rela
tives.”
Mrs. Reed quotes tho lines of Shakes
peare engraved on the stone above his
remains:
Good friend, for Jesus' sake, forbear
To dig ths dust inclosed here.
Bleat be the man who spares these stones
And cursed be thu man that moves my bones! 1
Mrs. Bryan’s contribution comes from
a little graveyard near Pittsfield, Moss.:
When you, my friends, are paosing by.
And this informs you where I lie,
iiemomber you ere long must have,
Liko mo, n mansion in the grave.
Also three infants, two sons and a daughter.
Chicago is represented by Mrs. Pot
ter Palmer, whose selection is as fol
lows:
Here lit s, returned to elay,
M.-is Arabella Young,
Who, on thu 1st of May,
Began to hold her tongue.
Mrs. Hanna quotes from a tomb in
Pennsylvania. The inscription reads:
rtucred to the memory of Charley and Varley.
Sons of loving parents who died in infancy.
In addition to tho above there were a
number of others which came in with
out signatures attached. Among the lat
ter were the following:
The writer has seen with her own
j eyes the following inscription, which
appears on a stone in a little cemetery |
in Cornwall, England:
Here lies eutoomed one Roger Morton,
Whose sudden death was early brought on.
Trying one day his corns to mow off,
The rssor slipped and cut his too off.
Tho toe, or what it grew to.
Thu inflammation quickly flew to.
Tlie iwrts they took to mortifying,
And poor, dear Roger took to dyeing.
Wall Considered.
“So you wish to leave to get married,
Mary? 1 hope yon havo given the mat
ter serious consideration. ’’
“Oh, X have, sir,” was the earnest
reply. “I've been to two fortone tellers
and a clairvoyant and looked in a sign
book and dreamed on a lock of bis hair |
1 and been to one of those aaterologers '
1 and to a tueejam, and they all tell ms <
to go ahead, sir. I ain't one to marry
reckless like, sir.”—Loudon Tit-Bits.
One Spley Saggestloa.
“Any spicy features In the new playP ’
“Well,’’ the lady answered, “John
had hie month full of cloves. ’ ’—Kansas
City Journal.
QUARTERMASTER ICO.
.
An OflOerr From sllchlgan V/h<»ir.w»uM
Fatuous Durian the Wnrj
‘Sirvicc in the a:r.iy, ” rpmarkf'd tha
veteruu, “certainly tended to develop
caarartcrifticn, end if n soldier posicss-
e<l peculiarities they wero bound to
come out. Every regiment had among
its members one or more wbo became
known to everybody, who were distia-
guishod by a nickname, and to a certain
extent were privileged characters. Some
of these even achieved fame, and their
doings and sayings were repented
throughout tho army. Among tho most
noted of thc.se in Buell’s com:maud w;is
a regimental quartermaster fromMichi-
gan. Un reporting at Louisville I was
ordered to take charge of a steamboat
loading with stores and ammunition for
Nashville. Nearly all tho captains and
pilots on thn southwestern rivers were
believed to sympathize with the Hoees-
sionists, and it was presumed that these
1 gentlemen would uot give Way to grief
if the boats they were running, loaded
with government supplies, should bo
captured at some convenient landing by
rebels. Hence tbe precaution of running
the boats under the direction of a Union
officer with a guard on their decks.
“On going aboard the boat to which
I had been assigned I was halted at the
gmigway stairs by an undersized man
1 whose hair was several degrees beyond
! auburn and whose accent savored of
Tipperary with the salutation:
“ ‘Who in thunder are you?’
“I produced the document from head
quarters, which ho read over carefully
| and with a profound bow handed hack,
remarking:
“ ‘You’re all right and can go where
yon like. I’ve be< u taking charge of this
j craft because she needed a head, but I
resign. There’s a devil of a let of our
fellows aboard. I’m Quartermaster Igo.’
“This was my introduction to the
quartermaster. On the arrival of his
| regiment at Louisville ho had, or imag
ined he hod, business with the quarter
master of the departmeut and at once
proceeded to tho largo building occu
pied by that officer. Brushing aside an
J interposing orderly and pushing open a
gate, he marched on through the sacred
inclosure until stopped by a dignified
and indignant gentleman, who curtly
informed him that he mast remain out
side the railing.
“ ‘Who in thunder are yon?’ demand
ed Igo.
“‘lam Colonel Swords, department
quartermaster. ’
“Igo coolly glanced over him from,
head to heel and then asked:
“ ‘Don’t the government pay you?’
“’Why, certainly, of course,’ an
swered the surprised West Pointer.
“ ‘Then why in thunder don’t yon
wear brass buttons and things on your
shoulders so a fellow would know yon
are the high cockalorum? How am I to
tell whether you are Colonel Swords or
Tom, Dick or the devil?’ With this ho
turned and indignantly marched oat
“Soon after ho encountered the colo
nel in a public place and at once ^ac
costed him about business. He wasnm-
mediately checked with the remark:
“ ‘Sir, when you havo business with
me yon will pleaso call at my office. ’
“Later, when everything was being
hurried for an immediate departure of
tho army, Colonel Swords, who was
riding out to tho camp, met Igo riding
into the city.
“‘One moment, quartermaster,’ said
the colonel, bringing his horse to a
stand.
“‘Sir,’ said Igo, ‘when you havo
business with me yon will please call
at my office. ’
“In thoaatnmnof 1862 our regiment
relieved a detachment of troops posted
at a crossroads several miles from head
quarters, at Murfreesboro, Tenn. One
evening wo received orders to return
immediately to town, and while pack-* 1
ing up a soldier found a box of papers
and reported the find. Investigation
showed them to be Quartermaster Igo’s
regimental accounts, and instructions
were given to take them along and de
liver them to him tho first opportunity.
This occurred at Murfreesboro, and the
box of papers was returned. On receiv
ing them Igo broke out:
“‘Well, this beats thunder. I’ve
been losing these papers all over the
state of Tennessee, and some blamed
fool invariably finds them and brings
them back. How aro my accounts with
the government ever to be settled if I
can’t certify that tho papers are lost?’
“It was reported afterward that the
government had imperatively called up
on Igo to settle up, and in answer he
had boxed up all his papers and for
warded them to Washington with a let
ter stating that these wero all tho docn-
menu, and as the departmeut had plen
ty of clerks they could settle tlie ac
counts at their leisure to suit them
selves.”—New York Sun.
Bajrlelgh’e Way to Strengthen Negative*.
Lord Rayleigh has published a novel
and ingenious way of intensifying weak
photographic pictures, not by chemical
bnt by physical means. It is well known
that a weak positive transparency shows
much greater contrasts of light and
■hade when held in front of a white
sheet of paper than when held up to the
light This is due to the fact that
through the transparent parts the white
paper is seen with little loss of bril
liancy, while the more opaque parts
act as it were, twice over, once when
the light passes through to the paper
| and once when it is refine ted back to
the eye. Lord Rayleigh's method, based
on this fact is to back a weak negative
with a fiat polished reflector and to
copy it in the camera by means of tho
usual condensing lens, with tho light
I placed as mneb in a lino with the copy-
! ing lens as possible. The positive thus
obtained can be need to make a still frr-
i ther intensified negative in the same
manner. To get rid of the effect of false
light reflected by the optical surfaces it
is necessary either to give a slight slope
to tbe oondunsiug lens, or, if this is not
used, to attach a prism of glass to the
face of the negative to be oople^.—Pall
Mall Gazette.