The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, November 11, 1897, Image 3
THE LEDGER: GAFFNEY, S. C., NOVEMBER 11, 1807.
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THE “HEATHEN CHINEE.'*
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MrJ Brot Hurte has n vived the •* Heathen
C1 ‘' vC ln “ ,K ‘ W ^" > *' lI, ,n T h,! Hatch Man«-
Id rly, witli Auiicr iJean, Biowu uf
Calafuraa and Truthful Janiea, who hiiya:
It wuh rriitiin up at Ariel’s We war tdttin
rounu the l<ur,
UiacuaKin of “Iroe silver" that was “goin aocu
to par,"
And Ah Bin stood tl:a~ n-liatcain like a sin.pie,
guileless child
?kat heats the angeia aingin—so dreamy lil.o
he smiled.
Brown of Calaveras, who had come “wait*
ing up on hi*bike," demonstrated with Bryan-
it* eloquence how the ratio of silver to gold
should lie as 1U is to 1 ana drew out of his
pocket a leap ot silver and laid it on the coun
ter.
“The heathen In his blindness bows down to
wood and stone,"
Bald Brown, “but this poor heathen won’t
bow to gold alone.
So speak, my poor Mongolian, and show os
your idee
Of what we cull ‘free silver’ and what Is meant
by ‘tree.’ "
Swift was the entile that stolo across that
heathen’s face. I grieve
That swifter was the lund that swept those
dollars up his sleeve.
“Me shabbee ‘silver alleo same as Ileliean
man,” says he,
“Me shabbeo‘flee’means ‘b’longs to none.'
Bo Chinaman catch he!"
This action of Ah Bin was adjudged extreme,
and Abner Dean proposed as punishment that
Ah Bin should “strike the bimetallic balance
on Mr. Brown’a new bike.” Ah Bin endeavors
to adjust his equilibrium, but his pigtail is
caught in the wheel, and he conics to grief.
“My poor Mongolian friend,” said Dean, “it’s
plain that iu your case
Your center point of gravity don’t fall within
your base.
We'll tie the silver in a bag and hang it from
your cue,
And then, by scientific law, you'll keep your
balauco truel'’
And hero I would remark how vain are nil de
ceitful tricks—
The boomerang wo throw comes back to give
us its last licks—
And that same weight on Ah Bin’s cue set him
up straight and plumb.
And he scooted past us down the grade and
left us cold and dumb!
• ••••••
But not again we saw his face nor Brown his
"silver free!"
And 1 marvel in my simple mind howe’er these
things can be.
But I do not reproduce the speech of Brown,
who saw him go.
For my words are pure and simple, and 1
never yet was low.
A BICYCLE ROMANCE.
It was a wretched looking old bike,
and lor antiquity would have taken
first prize anywhere. My disappoint
ment was intense, and tears of mortifi
cation sprang to my eyes, but I forced
them back as I noticed the look of anx
iety on the face of the old man beside
me, who inquired, with some emotion:
“Have you got a cold, Kathie? Your
©yes are wet. ” “Yes, Uncle Thomas, ”
I replied, “and summer colds are so
hard to get rid of. But never mind my
cold. Thank you so much for buying
me the bicycle.”
“Well, dearie,” he replied, “it’s not
quite a new one, but 1 thought it would
;do for you to learn cu. ” Oh, how I did
* wish he would go away and let me have
'a good cry, but as he hung about 1 had
to mount and take a few turns round
the garden, much to his delight, and
he rubbed his hands, exclaiming:
“Well done, little girl. You’ll be there
before any of them, you bet. ” At last
he went indoors, and hiding myself in
the summer house I wept copiously.
What should 1 doi* Get my prayer book
and keep on repeating tko collect for
rain? Stay iu bed tho next day and pre
tend my cold was worse? No, neither of
these resources would do, and even if it
rained all night, which was not in tho
least likely, 1 would have to put in an
appearance on the morrow.
Well, there was one spice of comfort
left—tho roads were inches deep with
fine, white dust I would start early and
get a good covering of it over poor un
cle's gift, and then, perhaps, some of
its many deficiencies might be bid, and
then, being naturally light hearted, l
dried my tears and went in to prepare
tea, that being a duty 1 did not allow
our little maid to interfere with. My
mother and 1 had lived alcne for many
years, my father, who had tiled when I
was 3 years old, being only a memory
to me. He had been captain and owner
of a merchantman, but had only been
able to leave a very moderate independ
ency for my mother, so we two had al
ways lived very quietly, and it was
quite an event iu our lives when a let
ter cams from Frisco telling that my
mother’s only relative was coming home
after an absence of 40 years. I had nev
er seen ray quiet mother so excited over
anything He was her mother’s only
brother, and she had only a very dim
recollection of his going away.
"I am afraid, Kuthio,’’ sho said,
“that uncle is only a poor man, for al
though he has corresiwuded with me at
long intervals he has never mentioned
his affairs. Ktill I am pleased to think
he is coming.” Well, Uncle Thomas
followed closely on tho letter, and, true
enough, his affairs did not seem to have
flourished, for his clothes were quite
threadbare and his luggage of the scan
tiest. Like most girls of the present
day, my great ambition was to own a
bicycle, but unfortunately the buying
of one was quite out of the question, al
though 1 could ride well enough, my
comimnion. Florrie Floyd, the doctor’s
only daughter, having let me learn on
hers.
So, after onco more discussing the
matter over with mother, 1 had to re
luctantly give up ail idea of joining tho
picnic, and i had so longed to go for one
thing. It was tho first time Sir Walter’s
demesne had ever been accessible, and
that itself made me more anxious to see
the beautiful grounds that bail always
been so jealously guarded from intru
sion. Sir Walter had died six mouths
before, and the heir that he hud never
seen had given permission fur this spe
cial party to hold their meet iu his
demesne, and, by the way, he bail not
4eeu the place hiuiself, but was expect-
«yl to arrive ut an early date. Perhaps 1
ought to have said that his agent had
given the doctor’s party leave to sec tho
grounds and not he.
Well, after mother had succeeded ia
convincintr me of her inability to get me
even a secondhand mount Uncle Thomas
hud unexpectedly chimed in by saying,
"Well, Kathie, if you don’t mind hav
ing a very first class bike, I’ll get yon
one.” I was both astonished and de
lighted and kissed the old man effusive
ly and went to bed quite happy, and
now, just before tho day of the meet, he
had brought this monstrosity. Well, I
must not be too hard on tho old mac,
but I wished he had bought himself a
new coat instead. The collect for rain
was unanswered, so was my desire for
sudden sickness. I never felt better iu
my life, and the sky was cloudless, so
there was nothing for it but to put a
bold face ou tho inevitable and at the
time appointed.
I started, watched from the gate by
my evidently admiring uncle. Creak,
creak, went the old ramshackle. It was
awful! What should I do when 1 joined
tho others, every ouo of whom owned a
first class mount? Should 1 turn back
and pretend that I had a spill? Oh,
there was no pretense required, for, giv
ing an xtra groan, my mount col
lapsed, and it and I rolled over in tho
dust below When I picked myself up,
I found the rim off and the spokes all
twisted and broken. There was nothing
for it but to drug the remains back to
tho cottage and take up my daily duties,
and while feeling sorry for uncle’s.dis-
appoiutmeut I could not but rejoice at
my escape from the criticisms of Florrie
and her friends.
Still, there was no use hurrying. The
day was lovely. So, dragging my wheel
to a shady bank, I sat dc ,vn and began
to make a daisy chain and hud almost
completed it when a gig drove rapidly
around the corner. 1 was ou tho wrong
side of the road and right iu its tracks.
It took the driver all his time to pull
up to escape driving over me, and jump
ing quickly to my feet I tried to get my
unfortunate bike out of the way, but it
was useless; its ruin was complete.
Quickly descending, tho driver show
ed great couco.ru at what he called his
stupidity, but I only laughed uud in
formed him that be hud only completed
tho wreck, and, almost before I knew
what I was about, 1 told the wheel story
of uncle’s gift and my disappointment
He seemed quite amused ut the recital,
and then told mo he himself was just
going to Cliff' Court, Sir Walter’s de-
mense, and would have great pleasure
in driving mo there. I was not hard
to persuade, and after he had helped
mo to place the remuius of ray bicycle
carefully behind the bodge off we start
ed, passing ou the road the doctor and
his guests. So after all it was 1 who
got the first glimpse of the beautiful
court and stood on the terrace among
the strutting peacocks when the others
arrived, “for all tho world," Florrie
said, as thought 1 “owned tho place
and was waiting to receive them us
guests. ”
1 should say ny companion en route
left mo on our arrival, saying his busi
ness was with the agent, and just as
the others arrived he returned, saying
the agent had given him permission to
take us not only over tho grounds, but
through the Court itself. Such a thin
had never been heard of before an
caused great excitement among us. It
would take me a week to tell of the
beauties of ouo of the most stately of
“tho stately homes of England. ”
We all wandered at will through the
magnificent picture galleries and superb
reception rooms, and then to our in
tense surprise found a choice lunch
awaiting us in the great dining hull,
where befrilled dames of hundreds of
years ago looked down in haughty dis
dain ou us, as though resenting our in
trusion, uud ancient knights leaned ou
their swords and seemed to look us
through and through.
But the day waued, and much to our
regret the time for starting homeward
came. It was only then that 1 began to
wonder how I was to get there, but my
knight of the morning again offered me
a seat, and off we drove, leaving tho
others to follow. The drive through tho
fragrant country lanes was most enjoy
able, and my companion was very enter
taining, telling me of many foreign lands
through which he had traveled, uud
was describing a visit to tho ice palace
at St Petersburg when we reached the
eiiot where should have been the re
mains of my poor bike. But search as
we would wo could Uud no trace of
them.
1 was greatly upset at this, but my
companion said perhaps it was best so,
and then my uncle would not feel griev
ed at the slate of his gift Well, quite
suddenly a feeling of great shyness came
over me, and l begun to realize how
free I bad been with a complete stran
ger and wondered what mother would
think of it ail. Bo 1 said 1 would not
get into tho gig again, but would walk
home uud make my explanations us best
I could.
My friend would have gladly accom
panied me, but this 1 refused, and shyly
holding out my baud said: “Goodby.
You have been very good to me, and 1
thank you for helping mo today ” But
he only laughed and said: “It must not
be goodby, but only good day, lor I
will be engaged with the agent at (Jliil
Court for about a mouth, and 1 hope
jrou will lot me call ou your mother
and yourself."
Ho watched me out of sight, and as 1
neared home 1 wondered how 1 could
tell Uncle Thomas of the disaster to my
bicycle, but there was no need of ex
planations, for on reaching home 1
found poor uncle had met with a sad ac
cident, having fallen from a ladder he
had mounted in order to fasten a climb
ing rose tree above 1)1% bedroom win
dow. One of bis legs was badly broken
and he bad received other serious in
juries. Still, he managed to ask me if 1
bud bad “a happy day” when 1 stood
ccying at his bedside.
“Oh, yes, dear uncle,” I replied, “the
happiest day in my life, 1 am sure,” on
hearing which he smiled feebly uud
then lapsed into unconsciousness.
He was iu great danger for weeks,
and when my knight of the picnic called
I could only see him for a moment or
two. He left his card for mother and
the name ou it was “Mark Urquart. ”
Well, it became a daily thing for
him to call to inquire how our invalid
: progressed, and sometimes I sat in the
! old summer house with him, but I did
not understand the hold lie bad got on
my heart till he told me he would be
leaving in another week, his business
with the agent being over.
Oh, how my heart ached when I
thought of him going away, and ho
must have seen my grief in my face, for
he told me he could not go unless I
went with him. In vain I spoke of my
uncle’s illness, my mother’s loneliness.
He would insist ou speaking to my
mother that very night, and after quite
a prolonged interview my mother called
me iu and, greatly to my surprise, told
me she was quite willing for me to be
married privately ou account of my
uncle’s illness. She said Mark had quite
satisfied her as to his ability to keep a
wife. So the next week we were very
quietly married iu a neighboring town
and then went to tho Westmorland
lakes for a week.
We had arranged to stay with mother
for another week before taking up a
house for ourselves, but as we traveled
homeward Mark asked mo if 1 knew
that Sir Frederick, Sir Walter’s success
or, was to arrive that night to take pos
session of Cliff Court. I said no, and
that it would be delightful for us to
mix with the crowd that would be wait
ing to welcome him before going ou to
the cottage.
So, Mark being agreeable, wo took a
fly from the station and arrived as a
light was being put to an immense bon
fire on the lull. Mark said we would
go in by the side gate and escape tho
crush, and we reached the terrace with
out difficulty The peacocks should have
been gone to roost, bnt the noise had
evidently roused them, and they were
strutting about just as they had been
that other day. Just as 1 was going to
remind Mark of that time a great cheer
went up, and a crowd ‘camo rushing
around us crying “Long live Sir Fred
erick!’’and Mark said: “Forgive me,
Kathie darling, tor deceiving you. I am
i Sir Frederick 1"
Then before I could realize what he
really meant Florrie came running up
ami said: “Didn’t 1 say that other day
that you were Just like tho owner re
ceiving your guests? And now you aro
really part owner. I wish you much
happiuess. ”
Oh, dear, it had all como to rno so
unexpectedly that 1 felt faint, and asked
Mark (for 1 could uot call him Fred
erick) to take me to mother. Ho told
me sho and uncle, who had improved
very quickly, were waiting in tho Court
for me, so 1 hastened in and found them
iu a cozy, quiet moruing room. Mother
clasped me iu her arms uud asked my
forgiveness in aiding Mark, who had
told her his real position tho night he
proposed to mo. But whilo sho was
speaking we heard Murk say:
“Is it possible that you aro Uncle
Thomas?”
You see. owing to uncle’s accident he
bad uot seou him beforo. My uucle
laughed and raid:
“I suppose my little game is up,”
and while mother uud I looked from
one to tho other for some explanation,
Mark said:
”1 find that after all itia I who must
introduce Uncle Thomas to you. We
aro old friends and traveled together
from Frisco. He is the famous Ameri
can millionaire, Thomas Gilford Banka
The latter name ho adopted some years
ago. ” 4
So it turned out that Mark (whose
name was Frederick Mark) had uot
married a poor girl after all, though he
thought ho had, for i am my uncle’s
sole heiress, and ho gave me a bicycle
worthy of a millionaire us a marriage
present—Belfast News.
M uni)room lutlmaclee.
It is hard to preach distrust to young
people, but it really seems uccessary to
warn them against sudden friendships.
Such intimacies almost invariably end
in decided coolness, if not enmity. “ Fcs-
tiua lento' is a bit of proverbial advice
that is never more apposite than when
applied to the formation uf familiar re
lations in a new plaea
Mrs B. calls upon her recently ar
rived neighbor, Mrs. C. The latter is
attracted at once by the frank, cordial
manner which is so taking to a stranger
iu a strange land, and an entente cor
dial© is at once established between the
two ladies. Mrs. C finds all too late
that she is thereby thrown into the un
desirable set of tho neighborhood from
which it becomes almost impossible to
extricate herself
At watering places especially to the
familiarity of daily intercourse are due
many mushroom growths of so called
friendships which are not only unde'
sirable but productive of actual harm,
tiome author bus said that “it takes u
year to know a lover, but half a dozen
to know a friend, ” a commentary which
is very true, indeed, as many find to
their cost.—New York Tribune.
THE MAN WHO HID.'
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A STORY OF THE TRYING TIMES
BACK IN 1860.
Neat hvaxlou.
“Yea. Miss Agnes, those aro tho cus
toms officers waiting for us. ”
“And is it true that returning tour
ists are only allowed ^100 worth of bag
gage?"
“It is too true The law is impera
tive How much baggage have you.
Miss Agues?"
“Fully *l?. r > worth.”
“And 1 have ”
“Must I pay?"
“There is—there is bn’: ouo way to
avoid it Miss Agnes, dear Miss Agnes,
let us share our lives—and our lug
gage Be my wife I"
“Why, Mr Littlcbuit. how you have
startled me I"
See I They aro locking this way!
Quick, your answer! ’ ’
“How am I"—-
“Here they como! Y’ca or no?”
“Ye-es, but” —
“Yes, Air. Inspector, it Is just tlCO
apiece”—Cleveland 1’luiu Dealer.
A Critical Period In the Lives of the Men
on Cnclo Sarr/a Warship*—A Command
er Who Had to tin Unusually Diplo
matic tj Prevent Trouble.
This is the story of a man who did.
Thcro were men at that time who
didn't, and they wero r.s honest in their
actions, perhaps, as the others who did.
It was more or loss a question of view
point. But this one man might have
turned the other way and been less
blamable than many of his fellows.
Uncle Sam turns out each year now,
as he did 50 years ago, a lot of young
fellows who swear allegiance to his
service and then go forth on sea and
plain to duties involving manliness,
1 courage and hardihood. To their glory,
bo it said, there are no funkers. The
service today is easier, however, than it
was back in 1800, and there is uot the
strain of sectional feeling among tho
officers that disrupted many a mess in
that other time. Tho worst that happens
now is to get some priggish or unpop
ular chap about who upsets equanimi-
! ties. But in 1800 feeling was so strong
that even the quarterdeck was not free
1 from suspicions of a treason taint, and
tho “old man”—as tho ship’s com
mander is irreverently and affectionate
ly called—was compelled to be diplo
matic beyond custom to restrain the la
tent fires.
It happened that a slow old tub of a
sloop of war lay iu a French harbor
awaiting orders to sail iu some direc
tion or other, and her officers and men
were looking for the next mail to gath
er news of what seemed to bo an inevi
table conflict between tho north and
south. The strain was rather a grave
ouo, but tho firmness and policy of the
old man kept tilings iu good form and
outwardly politeness and brotherhood
1 reigned. The days came and went, and
j one afternoon tho ship’s boat brought
' the mail bag aboard In a short time
every man’s nose was buried in a news
paper or a letter, and an hour after
ward the fires were more thau smolder
ing in every heart.
That night the old nan—he died an
admiral—took counsel of himself and
decided that the most comfortable place
for him and his was tho United States,
so at daylight he ordered anchors up
and all sail made for homo. Then began
a long, slow, dreary voyage back, made
almost unbearable to the officers and
men because of what might be happen
ing while they were dragging along, all
unknowing, but the time went by as
time has a sad habit of doing, and the
ship slipped by tho banks and pointed
for Boston harbor. A few hours later
tho pilot flag flew ut the fore, and uot
long after the pilot schooner was made
out to windward.
From that moment every man aboard
was a restrained, almost sullen, animal.
The pilot’s cockleshell boat was low
ered and it made for Uucle Sam’s tub.
The pilot made a grab at the ship's lad
der, made it and began to clamber deck-
ward. Onco on board theweather beaten
guide found each man at his station,
every officer ou deck and the whole crew
carrying faces that were livid with sup
pressed emotion. Slowly ho made his
way to the old man, and, pulling off
his cap, scraped the deck. With a deep
clearing of his throat the captain said:
“Well, pilot, what’s the news?”
Your Boston pilot was iu no more oi
a hurry in those days than he is now,
and ho deliberated a moment before he
answered:
"Sumter’s fired on, and tho United
States has gone to hell. ”
Little by little the listening officers
fell back and instinctively made two
groups, the north and tho south. The
break had come, but because of tho old
man’s shrewdness it came at home and
uot iu a foreign harbor
With a very steady voice the captain
said:
“Mr. Pilot, put us into Boston as
soon as you can. ”
Then lifting his hat, he said:
“The flag’s servant and your’s, gen
tlemen,” and went to his cabin.
The groups, now knowing the worst,
whispered apart, and one by ouo the
men disappeared. Late that night the
anchor chains hurtling through the
hawse holes chanted “Home again. ”
In the early morning all the officers
were called together and their captain
said:
“Gentlemen, it is the parting ot the
ways Some of us will never meet
again, uud some of us will die iu doing
what we believe is right Uucle Sam
has educated, fed and clothed us, and
wo have sworn to stand by him. Y’et no
oath can bind a man beyond the strength
of his conscience, uud changed condi
tions make a changed man On that ta
ble 1 have written out tho uear old oatb
of allegiance and signed it I stay by
the flag. Let each one of you go to his
cabin and think it over, then let him
come back hero and sign below me, or
—let him go his way. ” And then he
went ou deck.
One at a time the officers come back,
until nine names stood under that oi
the old man. The others were going tho
other way. An hour later the captain
went down to Ins cabin uud took the
paper in his hands. As he did so he
looked up and ouw the man who did.
A young, tall, handsome midshipman
from Maryland was this man who did,
and the captain s voice trembled as he
said:
“Winnie, do you sign?"
"Aye, aye, sir. Same flag and same
Uucle Sum iu Maryland as iu Massu
ebusetts. y' know ”
“God bless you, my boy. Your fa
ther and 1 fought side by side as lads
iu 1812, and while there are some of us
who are uot going away 1 prayed God
your father’s sou would stick to us. ”
This is tho story of Captain Winfield
Scott Schley, the man who did stick to
his flag And it's gospel truth.—Now
York Sun.
Oa iJ.e Wrong Side.
There were special services in the
church, and every night an old, feeble
man was helped by his daughter to a
chair just iu front of tho platform,
where tho evangelist and tho pastor cat.
He was evidently very deaf, but now
and then some familiar text reached
him, and his face lit up as ho nodded
agreement. No doubt, be was getting
(is much as the rest of tho congregation,
for he watched the speaker's face close
ly, and when the hymns were sung and
the middle aged daughter had rather
fussily found tho places for him he
traced the words along tho lines with
his shaking forefinger. On tho last
night, at Hie close of tho meeting, tho
evangelist said, “Now will every broth
er and sister hero who can truly say ho
or she is on the Lord’s side please rise?’’
The old man did uot catch the words—
“Just as I Am” had been sung quickly,
and he was still ou the last line—and
when the daughter bent down and whis
pered reprovingly to him ho apparently
understood her to say he could sit still.
As the congregation sat down, however,
the meaning seemed to come to him,
and a cloud settled on his face.
When finally the benediction had
been uttered and all were moving down
tho aisles, his daughter was saying,
“No matter, pa, no matter at all—
everybody knows you. ” The gloom did
uot lighten, and every neighbor ho
passed he touched on the arm, saying,
“I am getting a little hard of hearing—
to think of me uot getting up. ” The
daughter smiled deprecatiugly each time
and kept up a steady stream of apology
for his depression. “Tho idea of pa’s
taking it so. He has no occasion to
worry, has ho, Mr. Windom? Has ho,
Mrs. Wells? Everybody knows where
ho stands, don’t they?" In the vestibule
au elder of the church passed him and
stopped an instant. “Blessed meetings,
weren’t they, Brother Morris?” he
shputed. “Blessed meetings, I say,
blessed, weren’t they?” “Did you see
me not getting up?’’ the old man quav
ered in reply. “Ale not standing ou tho
Lord’s side?” “Oh, pa, you’ve no oc
casion”— Tho words died away as they
opened tho door and went down the
steps. —Chicago Times-Herald.
Cultivation of Punctuality.
Habits of punctuality can be culti- :
vated. Slow coaches can bo cured. !
Some one has said that tho only way to j
catch a train is to start in time, and in
this pithy sentence lies tho gist of the
only cure of the habit of unpunctuali
ty. Two rules grow out of it One is,
“Always begin iu time to get ready,”
and the other is, “When there are sev
eral things to be done decide which is
the most important uud do that first. ”
Perhaps these rules aro best explained
by illustration. No. 1 means that if
you have an engagement for 5 o’clock
and it takes you 30 minutes to get
ready, start promptly at 4:80 and let
no siren voice tempt you to delay begin
ning until 4:35 Be resolute, be firm in
this.
But in No. 2, suppose you have to
dress to go out by a certain hour and
you have also a note to write. You do- j
cide to write first; tho note lengthens
into a letter, your pen runs rapidly
away with the time; you add a post
script for a very important item, and
then you have barely time to dress, us- !
ing all speed, and as you begin in haste
a button pops off, or you cannot find
your gloves, uud after this unavoidable I
delay (?) you hurry to your rendezvous
to find your friends waiting. In spite
of their gracious assurance “that it
makes no matter” you know that it.
does. But suppose you hod thought
your engagement of paramount impor- |
tance, you would have dressed first, !
mended tho button calmly, then writ
ten the note without any lengthening of
it, and neither your friend nor your
correspondent would have suffered.
Believe it, punctuality is a comfort
able virtue iu a family, and entirely
depeudent upon your will.—Philadel
phia Ledger
An African Thorn Forest.
A bad thorn forest had to be passed
through here, composed principally of
tho Waacht eeu beetjo thorn trees,
whoso hooked thorns, arranged in oppo
site curves on the same branch, catch
tho unhappy passerby in their toils
whichever way ho moves. The instinct,
when caught by a thorn, is to halt and
loosen oneself carefully, and then try
to avoid the repetition of tho occur
rence.
The Waacht con beetje, however, with
diabolical accuracy, whenever it has
“hooked" a passerby, renders such at
tempts futile, for as soon as one has got
free iu one place, the thorns set in the
opposite direction on tho same branch
invariably book into some fresh part of
the clothing and at each move the
neighboring prehensile branches, set in
motion by the movement, seem to book
on from above and below, until appa
rently there is only one possible way
out of the difficulty, and that is to
wrench oneself free ut the expense of
cue’s clothing ami a succession of very
pronounced ami ugly scratches. Added
to all this, the plant, with its light
green foliage hiding tho vicious thorns
iu its friendly appearing verdure,
seems to invito tho touch by au outward
display of attractiveness, never exposing
on its exterior any sign of its disagree
able nature Many a bard pressed giraffe
or buck owes its life to the fneudly iu-
torveutiou of the Waacht eeu beetje
tree, past which the hunter, all unsus
pecting, has brushed in the hurry of the
chase, to he held fust whilo the game
vanishes over the belt.—“Tho New
Africa," by Dr Aurol Schulz.
An Kosy Ou*.
The country editor is a reliable ency
clopedia. A subscriber sent bun ibis
query recently: “What ails my Inns:
Every moruing I find one or more of!
them keeled over to rise no more.” The j
reply was: “The fowls are dead. It i.
au old complaint, uud nothing can be
done except to bury them. ”—Lockhart
(Mmu.) Fhuuogrupu.
A NOTABLE APPARITION.
Carlo Frn/.l, an Italian Senator, Appear
ed to Hi* Brother Alter Death.
Signor Falconer, in The Adriatico,
recommends to the consideration of Mr.
Gladstone and Mr. Myers the following
psychical experience which happened
to Cavaliere Kebastian Fenzi:
Signor Sebastian Fenzi'a brother, Sen
ator Carlo Fenzi, a n.nit who had stud
ied much at home and abroad and trav
eled much, had such a strong antipathy
for spiritualism that he Legged his
brother never to mention the subject to
him as he valued their mutual love and
the family peace. But iu the early days
of June, 1881, being with his brother
at their father’s house at ist. Andrea, he
held out his hand to him and said:
“Look here. Bustiauo, I have something
to say to you that will please you. Of
Into I have turned my thoughts to spir
itualism and am convinced that if I had
investigated it thoroughly, as you have
done, I should have arrived at the same
conclusion as you about it. ”
Signor Sebastian heard this with
great joy. and, the tie between tho
brothers having always been very close,
he begged his brother, now that they
were getting on in years, to promise
that the one who should die first should
try and give tho one loft behind a sure
proof of life beyond the grave Carlo
pressed his hand and said, “Y'es, I
promise, with the greater pleasure that
I feel 1 shall be tho first to go.” To
this Sebastian said: ” Be that as God
will. Don’t get melancholy ideas into
your head." But Carlo added: “1 feel
it so strongly that it must be true. Lis
ten. 1 shall not live to the end of the
year Before three months are gone I
shall be dead and buried. ”
Three mouths after this conversation.
Sept. 2, 1881, Cavaliere Fenzi, father-
in-law to Admiral Morin, commanding
at Spezzia. was staying at Fortullino,
his villa by the sea, ten miles from Leg
horn. Cavaliere Fenzi was in good health
and iu the cheerful company of his
daughter Cristina and four grandchil
dren, when he was overcome by an in
explicable melancholy and a feeling at
his heart that something serious was
about to happen. He turned to bis
daughter aud said: ”1 dou t know what
terrible thing is happening to us at this
moment, but 1 must rush away or in a
minute I shall burst out crying before
the children. ” So saying, he rushed
out into the rain without a hat aud ran
to a field, whence he could see some
rooks, where ho expected to see his cous
in, Giuseppe Fenzi, who had gone out
some time before to “behold the fury of
the elements, ” as he said, but at that
moment be did uot see him. Instead,
looking carefully, bo saw that his broth
er, the Senator Carlo, was there, in a
top hat and without an umbrella, mak
ing his way down from rock to rock
without heeding the deluge, the flashes
of lightning shooting from all sides or
the noise of the thunder.
Now, at that day and that hour the
senator was at Florence, ?U miles away
from Villa Fortullino, so that Sebastian
ut once thought this figure must be bal-
luciuutivc, for if Carlo had suddenly ar
rived at Fortullino he would certainly
uot have got out of tho carriage to take
a shower bath ou the rocks. He rubbed
his eyes, but the figure remaiued aud
looked so real that he shouted out Car
lo's name aud waved his arms to him,
but the phautom seemed uot to see him,
for it jiassed behind a big rock without
showing itself again, although Sebastian
waited While waiting he observed his
cousin, Giuseppe, on tho rocks, so that
he said to himself, “Now, when he
passes close to the big rock be will see
Carlo aud will stop and speak to him.”
However, Giuseppe saw nothing in
passing behind the same rock, and ou
joiuiug Sebastian in the field he said be
had uot seeu Carlo and that uo one was
them It wiys now 10:45 o'clock, and
tho Senator Carlo Fenzi died exactly at
that hour, ?0 miles away, calling ou his
brother's name. Signor Sebastian's mel-
ancir ly passed. He bud lunch aud was
sitting reading a paper when a tele
gram was brought to him saying:
“Come at once to Florence Carlo very
ill. ” No one at Fortullino knew that
Senator Carlo was ill, the last letter
from him said he was well. Ou arriv
ing at Florence he heard from the doc
tor that Curio had asked for his brother
aud died at 10:45 with his name ou hit
lips.
Some days after tho death Siguor Se
bastian was present at u seance of a
psychical society that he had founded.
There he received a message by raps,
by which au intelligence announced it
self as Carlo Fenzi, aud, addressing
Cavaliere Sebastian, said, ”1 forced you
to go out of tho house, us 1 did uot
want to frighten Cristina's children.”
What au unexpected proof of identity!
—Light
II* Wanted Ui* I’eitnion.
“I wants ter see do president,” said
an old colored man to the policeman at
the door of tho White House. He gava
his name as Nat Tyler, “born up in
Spottsylvouia. but bin in dis towu since
it wus started ”
‘1 wants my penshiou ’ said the old
man. Ho was told to go to tho pension
office.
“No, sar; I dun bin dar Dey won’t
douufllu. De president knows who 1 is.
Ham t 1 dun talk ter him wen ho live
up yander?" pointing m the direction
of where tho president lived when in
congress.
“Did you know the president when
he was in the war?”
"Who say uuyt’ing bout knowing
him in do war? 1 know he fit in dem
buttles, i druv de amunatiou wagon in
du 8ix corpse, but Mr Kinley knew
me. he do, and he'll gib me dat |>eu-
slnoii 1 jes' tolls yer, 1 wus iu so many
battles dut 1 didn't count 'em. Du way
dem t'iugs was rolling was awful. I
joh' got under de aniuuution wagon and
stay dar W'eu de war was over, 1 druv
dem six mules baek to Washington
and guv dem to du goverumeu' down in
south Washington Dey didn’t guv me
u t'ing, aud 1 wants my penshiou.’’—
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