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THE LOVE HOCK.
Haiti the
The Decay of Literary Taste.
Edmund William Gosuo, who holds
the position of translator to the British
board of trade and is the “clerk lectnr-
e- in English literature” at Cambridge,
in writing on the present decay of liter
ary taste says: “The only hope for lit
erature is that in spite of the indiffer
ence to—nay, the positive dislike of—
careful writing on the part of the pub
lic, those who write, being themselves
artists or artisans, shall coutinuo to
give to their productions this technical
finish which alone invests it with dig
nity. It is only fair to eay that in our
own age there has been no lack of those
who have honorably and unselfishly
turned out work not slovenly finished,
as the public preferred, hut fashioned
and polished in accordance with the
laws and traditions of the art. But I
am bound to confess that I see and I
deeply deplore a relaxation of this no
ble zeal in some of our youngest crafts
men. I fear that something of the lax
ity of public tasto has invaded their
private workshops and that they are
apt to say to themselves that second
rate writing is ‘good enough’ for the
publishers. Whenever I see it boldly
put forth that‘the matter’ is everything
and the ‘manner’ nothing, that to write
with core is on‘affectation’ or an ‘arti
fice, ’ that style may take care of itself,
and that ‘unchartered freedom’ is the
best badge of a writer there seems to
rise before me the lean and hungry
scholar, scraping and cringing before
the great vulgar patron, with ‘What
you wish, my lord. I don’t presume to
decide. ’ And from this sort of obsequi
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self respect is possible.”
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“That's tho rock, sir,
weather boaton old tar.
Ted Rivers looked up and laughed a
little bitterly.
“A nice place to propose to a lady,”
said he. “It seems to me that it would
hot bo so easy as you thiuk to get her
there. ”
The old fisherman looked shrewdly
at Ted and winked to himself.
“Well, sir, if you’d liko to try for
yourself”—
“I’m not thinking about myself at
all,” burst out Ted, with so much in
dignation that his eompmiion immedi
ately drew his conclusion.
“I never thought as you were, sir.
’Twas only my little bit of a jcke. But
yon’s tho rock, and the gal as is asked
there is had for tho askiu. It’s gospel
truth, what’s more, and it’s there as I
got my old woman, which wouldn’t so
much as look at mo until I caught her
a-sittin on tho rim of that there rock.
Says I, ‘Betsy, I’vo come to ask you to
marry me, ’ and she looked round sorter
scared like, and I says: ‘You’m a-sittin
on the love rock, Betsy, and it’s boro as
I’ve follcrcd yon, for you're the only
gal what I wants. I’ve set my heart on
marryiu yon,’ says I, ‘and you’re on
tho love rock.' Then she looks up as
meek as a lamb, and she says, ‘Yes,’
and falls a-cryin as if her hea. t was
broke, for Betsy, she always dirt admire
that young scamp Pete, but she knew
as well as me that she’d got to marry
me, becauso I’d asked on tho rock. We
was so took up with what had happened
that wo wa« all but caught by the tide,
but wc got off in time. The rock’s nev
er quite covered, but ’twould be an ug
ly place to pass a night and next to un
possible to bo got off. There’s nasty
breakers in tho test weather and some
sharp bits of rock around, so as no boat
can get near.”
Ted had fixed his eyes on the love
rock. He was not listening to the gar
rulous old man, and he certainly did
not believe the superstition about it,
but all tho same ho felt inclined to com
pass tho difficulties in the way and get
Millie Lloyd there—it would be as
good a place as any be knew for telling
the secret which had been his torment
for months, and which he now felt was
impossible to keep to himself, even if
the telling of it meant the ruin of his
hopes. Ho conld not endure to see her
chatting by the hour with old Fielding,
who evidently admired her and was
quite equal to asking her to marry him,
old villain that he was. And Millie—
who could guess what she would do?
She was innocent enough to throw away
her beautiful young lifo upon that hard
ened old sinner out of a pity that she
would think was love and because she
knew nothing whatever about men and
their ways. It was high time for Ted
to interfere if he did not want to lose
his last chance.
“You try for yourself, sir,” said the
fisherman, breaking in upon Ted’s
thoughts and winking to himself again.
“I shall do nothing of the kind,”
said Ted hotly. “I’m not a fool. ”
“More’s the pity I More’s the pity!”
muttered the old man, with a grin that
he took care to oonoeaL
“It’s time to be going back,” said
Ted, pulling his watch out. “Good
morning. I’ve &n idea that this would
be rather a nice spot for a picnic; not
half bad.”
Old Jack Grice bent nearly doable
with laughter the moment Ted’s figure
disappeared round the cliffs, and then
he went homo to tell Betsy the joke and
gain her opinions on the gentlefolk.
She was a shrewd old woman and gave
it as her opinion that Ted was in love.
Jock slapped his knee in delight and
had another laugh at Ted’s expense.
Meantime Ted harried back to the
hotol in a sort of panic. He felt uneasy
suddenly because he had been absent
for several hoars, and Fielding might
be taking the opportunity. Perhaps even
at this minute it might be too late and
she be giving herself away. If she did
that, she would bo true till death to the
old scoundrel, and Ted—Ted would bo
the most unhappy of all men. He would
never be able to outlive such a blow.
“Perhaps I ought to have asked her
before,” groaned Ted, “but I’ve never
been able to think that she cares a rup
for mo. I’m not worth a thought of
hers. ”
Thus thinking, he drew near to the
hotol. A set of tennis was being played
on tho asphalt court. Millie was not
there. Ho went and leaned on the ft uco
that guarded tho cliff and gave a sweep
ing glance from right to left, taking in
the long walk on the top of the cliff
and tho shore below, both visible from
this point. Neither Millie nor Fielding
was in view. Then ho went round tho
hotel to tho pleasure grounds, and they
were not there. So he went in and
looked for them in all the public sitting
rooms. There was not a sign of either.
Until the gong summoned all tho visit
ors down to table d’hote he was unable
to find her, and when he heard casually
that she bad been out for a drive with
her mother and had since been resting
in her room his heart gave a bound of
joy, and the ill temper that had been
very visible on his face gave way to his
usual sunny smile, and ho was the life
of tho young people at his end of the
table.
It was Ted who proposed a picnic and
Ted who suggested the best spot for
one.
“That’s close to tho love rock, isn’t
it?”
“Tho love rook?” said Tod, with tho
utmost innocence. “What’s that?”
“Why, haven’t you heard of the love
rock?” cried tho lady. “It’s one of tho
many superstitions of tho ignorant fish
er folk that whoever proposes on that
rock will get the answer ho wants.”
Thoro was a general laugh in which
Ted joined, and immediately the lovo
rock was chosen us their destination.
With the impatience of young folk the
picnic was fixed for tho next day, weath
er permitting or not. A storm hud been
predicted, but little did they care, and
the sager objections of the ciders were
talked down with many arguments us
unanswerable as they wore illogical.
“It's not at all the weathu tor pic
nics,” growled Mr. Fielding, following
tho group of enthusiasts and looking
sourly on Ted and Millie, who hap
pened to be talking tegetfcar.
“We don't mind the weather,” said
Millie. Her face was radiant, and she
filtered into the plans with all her
heart. Just lately she had been feeling
bull and depressed, but that sensation
bad vfinished, and she was able to turn
with a brilliant smile to answer Mr.
Fielding.
Ted saw her smile and stepjied back
aghast.
“I should much prefer a quiet day
on the shore, ” said Mr. Fielding in a
lower tone.
Millie glanced at Ted, and then she
slipped away. Somehow she now felt
out of heart with the picnic. As for
Ted, there was nothing he would have
liked better than to take Mr. Fielding
by the throat and throttle him.
Tho next morning broke bright and
sunny. A brisk wind that afterw:ird
became boisterous was blowing from
the sea. With baskets of provisions and
long sticks—which they culled their
alpenstocks—the party started for tho
love rock. It was a large parly and a
merry one, Ted being the only one who
was not able to appear gay. Too much
depended upon this day for him to be
able to mask his anxiety.
They took ‘iieir lunch in the shelter
of the cliffs. The tide was out, and the
love rock stood up gaunt mid jagged in
full view. They intended to explore it
that afternoon.
The tide had turned Iw'fore the party
reached th« rock, and now the wind
was so strong that a few less daring
spirits turned back. Ted kept close to
Millie, who refused to give up the ob
ject of the picnic, though Mr. Fielding
advised and almost commanded her to
desist.
“There is an easier ascent farther
round,” said Ted, shouting into Mil
lie’s ear. “Will you come? I’ve been
here before and know it. ”
The rest were too intent upon the
difficulties of their way to notice that
Ted and Millie had struggled round to
the other side, and the return party
were already well on their way home.
Clouds were gathering in tke horizon,
and every moment the wind was rising.
Ted was right in thinking that the
farther way was more sheltered; in
fact, so well sheltered was it that he
and Millie were easily able to ascend,
though it was much steeper here. They
meant to reach the top first, as Millie
said—Ted had other hopes—and take
the others by surprise. But he became
wore aud more nervous, and her evident
unconsciousness tied his touguo. Half
way up they stopped, aud ns they sat
in a nook to rest they heard how fierce
the wind was now.
“I’m tired,” said Millie, leaning
back, “and how very steep it is! I had
no idea we had climbed such a preci
pice. I’m sure I couldn’t get down
that.”
She was frightened, but Ted reas
sured her and promised an easy descent
on the other side. Ho dared not trust
himself to look at her sweet, pale face.
“How the wind is blowing!” said
Millie. “And what is that boom? Don’t
you hear it?’’
“I expect it’s the breakers somewhere
—farther along the shore. ”
“It makes me nervous. Are you cer
tain that we shall get off all right be
fore the tide surrounds us?"
“If we don’t,” answered Ted, “we
shall, all have % rather interesting ad
venture. At least ten of ns are on this
rock. The sea never covers it. ”
“It would be rather good fun,” said
the girl a little doubtfully.
When she was rested, they started
once more on the ascent. Ted did not
waut to get to the top. Ho had not yet
told her his secret, and he was deter
mined to speak before they left. But a
fellow does not like to shout that sort
of thing at the top of his voice. Mo
ment by moment he put off tho sen
tence, aud, as so often happens, ho lost
his opportunity, and they reached tho
top before he had said the words. Mil
lie had to cower down becauso she could
not stand against the wind, and it was
all he could do to keep bis footing. His
hat blew off aud was carried he knew
not where in a moment. Millie’s dis
tress amused him until she lost her hat,
too, when his distress amused her.
“How splendidly stupid we are!”
cried Millie, laughing gayly. “Can’t
•you see the others, Mr. Rivers?”
“No, they’re not up yet. ” Ted shaded
his eyes with his hand. It seemed to bo
raining in gusts, for he was quite wet.
“There’s a shower coming on,” ho
shouted. “We must find shelter.’’
He found a nook for her, aud they
crouched down just as a furious shower
of rain drove down upon them. Ted got
wet, for there was room to shelter only
one. When the shower was over, he
went to look for the rest again, entreat
ing Millie not to follow, as the rock was
so slippery it was hardly safe for her.
But she insisted on following, aud the
result was that she slipped aud fell, with
a cry of anguish. Ted was beside her in
a moment, concerned beyond expression.
“Oh, my foot, my foot!” cried Mil
lie. “Whatever shall I do?”
“Let me look at it, “he entreated. “I
know a lot about sprains, and I won’t
hurt you.”
“No, no, it’s nothing,” panted Mil
lie, “and it serves me right.”
But when she tried to stand she found
it impossible, and then she looked up
at Ted in terror.
“How am I to get down this wretch
ed rock?’’ she asked, on the verge of
tears,
“When tho others come, we’ll manage
somehow,” ho answered reassuringly,
and in his distress about her he actually
forgot the object that had drawn him
here. “I wonder why they aren’t hero
now,” ho added. Ho stood upon a
bowlder aud looked shoreward, and then
he gasped. Putting his hands to his
mouth, ho uttered u loud aud piercing
call, and then he whistled shrilly, but
f
tho noise of tho wind was louder than
his voice, aud the ‘va gulls’ shrieking
drowned his whistle. Those figures ho
saw in the distance, bent double against
tho wind, continued their homeward
course steadily.
“What is it?” asked Millie, taking
fright, “Why an' you culling?”
“It’s no good. I’m afraid,” he an- j
ewered. “They’ve given it up, and it
isn’t likely they’ll trouble about us.
Most likely they think we went homo
with the others. ”
“That means”— exclaimed Millie.
“That we must manage to get down
as best we can alone, Miss Lloyd.”
Millie grew pale, but she set her lips
resolutely aud said she was ready. With
Ted's help she managed to stand, but a
shoot of pain brought an involuntary
cry to her lipft, and when she attempted
to take a step forward, though he sup
ported her, she could not bear it and
she sank down with a short sob.
“I’d faint,” she gasped. “Oh, don’t
thiuk me a coward, Mr. Rivers, but I
cannot, cannot bear it!”
“Then I must go for help, ” said Ted.
“What! Aud leave me? Oh, I entreat
you not to leave me! I dare not stay
here alone. ”
• Ted was in a fix, but suddenly it
came into his head that even if they
were left here together for several hours
he would not mind, aud as soon as their
absence was discovered a relief party
would certainly be sent for them. They
were safe, and her entreaty was the
sweetest music in the world to him.
“No, I will not leave you,” he said.
He looked about until he found a good
place for her where the wind would
not trouble her. Then he approached
her and begged her to allow him to
carry her to the spot he had found. Liko
a sensible girl Millie consented, and
very tenderly he carried her, laying her
down with so much cure that she laugh
ed at him.
“Now you must let mo bo your doc
tor,” he said, taking her foot into his
hand and catting the laces.
He made a bandage with his hand
kerchief, soaked it in a pool aud band
aged the injured anklo capitally.
“Thank you very much,’’she said.
“That is so nice.”
Ted went a short distance from her
and sat down, looking toward tho laud.
Tho booming sound Millie had heard
was louder now, and he saw a sud
den dash of spray sprinkle tho rock
before him. He turned aud looked sea
ward. The breakers were already boil
ing round the love rock. In a few min
utes escape would be impossible until
the next ebb, and as the rock stood out
far it was inaccessible until nearly low
water. It was useless calling out now,
for no one was in sight.
The tide advanced steadily, and now
it had completely surrounded them. A
curious thrill of joy ran through him.
Ho glanced back to where Millie sat,
bearing her pain patiently. She mo
tioned to him to come to her.
“ What do you see?” she asked.
“We are surrounded aud will have to
stay hers until the next ebb. Old Grice
told ms that no boat conld appproach
in the finest weather, and now there’s
a high sea running. ” ^
“Arf safe?” eko asked, looking at
him in terror.
“Perfectly, but it will be cold and
vret, and you are suffering.”
“Not much,” she replied bravely,
“and it is all my »tupidity. Do you
think you can ever forgive me?”
Ted was not able to answer except
with a look that brought a rush of color
to her pale cheeks.
They sat in silenoe for a long time,
, listening to the roar of the breakers. A
solitary figure appeared on the shore,
but neither of them saw it. It was an
old man who stood looking toward the
rock through a pocket telescope. Then
he shut it up and chuckled.
“Blamed if I don’t believe they’re
there! I’ll go and tell missus to make
somo soup for me. The young leddy’ll
maybe feel a bit chilly, and doubtless
he’ll come off of that air rock foelin in
clined to reward everybody all round
and me in partic’lar. ”
Chuckling again, old Jack Grioe re
turned to his Betsy and told her that
he’d seen what he hud seen, and she
was to make the best soup as she’d ever
brewed and have a good lire aud a ket
tle boiling, for he was going to save tho
lives of a couple of young folks on the
love rook.
In order to bo before any one else
Jack returned to the shore and got ready
his boat and several ropes. Then ho sat
down and smoked, keeping a lookout
for any of the hotel folk who might be
coming. When he saw some men run
ning panic stricken toward him, ho
pocketed his pipe and pretended to be
desperately busy with his boat.
“They’re as safe there as if they was
in their own beds, ” cried the old man,
“but I’m a-goiu to get ’em off at tho
risk of my life. I’m an old man aud
ain’t of much account. If I get drowud-
ed, all I ask is us some oncTl look after
my missus.”
Of course no one would allow him to
venture on tho water in the gale that
was blowing, and Jack gave in with
much reluctance, but insisted on keep
ing watch with them, aud when tho
long, weary hours of waiting were over
and it was possible to approach the lovo
rock he was the first to dash through
the narrow band of water still encir-
oling it and climb up with noble en
thusiasm to the rescue.
Millie’s foot was better—it had not
been much sprained after all, and the
perfect rest she had given it made it a
very slight matter. With help she was
able to descend the rock, old Jack eager
ly guiding by the easiest way. When
they had got down, he received u tip so
large that he hud not the slightest doubt
that tho virtue of tho rock had been
proved once more, aud, indeed, no one
of the party who had come to welcome
tho adventurers was deceived by Ted
and Millie’s innocent manner, aud Mr.
Fielding took his (Uquirture tho next
day, which no one regretted. Of course
Ti l’s happiness is entirely duo to tho
fact that ho proposed to Millie on the
lovo rock.—Household Words.
AX INSPIRED POSTER.
HOW A YOUNG WIFZ ASSISTED HER
ARTIST HUS3AND.
Two Piece* of P!o That Produced it '
terpicco AH Green nml Yellow A Pain
ful Lxperlencc Related Under DIIMeul-
“Never marry an artist as long as
von live,” wailed tho bride.
“H’m! Has Edgar been criticising
your personal nppearauco already?”
queried the blond.
“Or praising that of somebody else?”
asked the brunette, glancing into the
mirror.
“Of course he hasn’t, ” said the bride.
“Ho is perfectly devoted to me. Why,
only the day before yesterday he came
back after he had gone four blocks to
kiss me goodby, aud”—
“Still,” said tho brunette, “a week
ago he wouldn’t have forgotten to kiss
you goodby when ho went out tho first
time.”
“But he hadn’t forgotten, dear.
Where was I? Oh. when I inarriul Ed
gar of course I expected that he would
make me perfectly happy, so”—
“Yes, and you expected to make him
perfectly happy, too,” broke in the
blond.
“I had already, dear; I had married
him. I never expected him to treat me
brutally within a month, just be
cause”—
“It couldn’t have been a millinery
bill already—was it?” thoughtfully
asked the brunette.
‘ 4 Oh, no! Papa has just paid for the
hats in my trousseau, aud mamma says
she wouldn’t even dare to die just now
—welcome as the quiet of the grave
would bo—because of the expense of a
coffin.”
“But about Edgar,” hinted the
blond. “What was the cause of”—
“It was all about a pie,” groaned the
bride. “He was perfectly horrid about
it Why, he”—
“Criticised it, of course,” said the
brunette. “Pshaw! That’s nothing. You
ought to hear the things my father"—
“He—he praised it,” said tho bride
deliberately, “and I shall never forgive
! him as long as I live. No, not even if I
live to bo as old as that horrid Miss
Blanklcy ho used to be engaged to.’’
“I hope you know what you are talk
ing about, dear,’’said tho blond. “I
don’t.”
“I thought I had made it plain
enough for a dressmaker to understand
already. Well, you see, it was this
way: Poor Edgar has to work awfully
hard. Yon know he made tho mistake
of learning to draw, aud now that he
has gone to making posters he has to
unlearn everything ho ever knew. How
ever, I try to help him all I can. Oh, I
work awfully hard; you have no idea
why. I made him a pie the very first
week we were married, and he”—
"Did be say it was good?” asked the
blond apprehensively/
“He didn’t say much, dear. You see,
poor Dick was dining with us. If Edgar
bad praised it too much, it would have
seemed like gloating over him, you
kuow. But he was actually too full of
pride and joy to eat ”
“And Dick?” said the blond.
“Oh, he ate his. He”—
“By the way, I hear that Dick has
recently sworn never to marry,” said
the brunette.
“Indeed?” said tho bride stiffly.
“Well, yesterday Edgar told me that
he must work at the studio all day and
bring homo a piece of work that he
couldn’t get to suit him and work at
that half the night. I asked him if
there was nothing I conld do for him,
and he kissed me and said-1 might
make him a pie just liko the one I had
made before. ’ ’
“And he sent you a message saying
he couldn’t be home to dinner? I see,”
said tho brunette.
“Nothing of the kind. He came aud
ate two whole pieces of it. I was too
tired to taste it myself, but I didn’t say
a word, for he was as pale as a ghost,
aud”—
“Look here, Elaine,” said the blond
impressively, “I hope you appreciate
that man’s love. It”—
“Of course I do,” snapped the bride.
“Well, right after dinner ho went into
his dcu to work, and I sat down ro write
Helen a letter, telling her how hap—
happy I was. Poor, confiding creature,
I”—
“My goodness, wasn’t he at work?
Had he slipped out to the club, or”—
“Ho was at work. About 11 he came
out with the design of a poster that ho
said would be his masterpiece. Oh, it
was wonderful, all green and yellow,
and to save your life you couldu’t tell
the top from the bottom, so it is sure
to make a great success. ’ ’
“But I don’t see how Edgar was
brutal to you. He”—
“I said, ‘Oh, Edgar, to think yon can
do such lovely things aud I can’t help
you a bit.’ Ho replied: ‘My darling, it
is all due to you. I hadn’t an idea for
it until after I had eaten that second
piece of pie, aud if I live until morning
all the world shall know that you alone
are my inspiration.’”—Elisa Arm
strong in New York Journal.
Tlir Home of llie Mol Devil*.
The greatest natural wonder in Java,
if not in the < ntire world, is tho justly
celebrated Gif ko Kau dha Ouinko, or
“home of tin* hot devils,” known to
the world u* the Ish.nd of Five. This
geological eccentricity is really a lake
of boiling mod, situated at, about the
center of the plains of Grohogana, and
is called an island In cause of the great
emerald sea cf wp’t u. u which sur
rounds it and gives it that Lpp< a ranee.
The “island” is about tv.o miles in
circumference aud is situated at a dis
tance of almost exactly 60 miles from
Solo. Near the center of this geological
freak immense columns of soft, hot mud
may be seen continually rising aud fall
ing like great timbers thrurt through
tho bciling substratum by giuut hands
and thou quickly withdrawn.
Besides the phenomenon of the boil
ing mud columns there are scores of gi
gantic bubbles of hot slime that fill up
like huge balloons and keep up a series
of constant explosions, the intensity of
the detonations varying with tbo size of
the bubble. In times post, so the Java
nese authorities say, there was a tall
spirelike column of baked mud ou the
west edge of the lake, which constantly
belched a pure stream of cold water,
but this has loug been obliterated, and
•everything is now a seething mass of
bubbling mud and slime, a marvel to
the visitors who come from long dis
tances to see it.
Excusable Jealousy.
“It fills me*with envy,” remarked
the man who wants an appointment,
“to see tho schoolboy trudging to his
studies.”
“Yon long for tho pastimes of
youth?’ ’
“No. I don’t care for them. But I’d
liko to be able to pass a civil service ex-
ftminatii n ;;.s well as ho could. ”—Wusu-
i iugtou Star.
Wclfltiiig an Kiovncmt.
An Indian writer relates an interest
ing anecdote concerning Bhahjee, the
father cf the first ruling prince of Mab-
ratias of Hindustan, who lived at
about tho beginning of the seventeenth
century. Ou one occasion a certain high
official made a vow that be would dis
tribute to tho poor the weight cf his
own elephant in silver money, but the
great difficulty that at first presented
itself was the mode of ascertaining
what this weight really was, and all
the learned aud clever men of the court
seem to have endeavored iu vain to con
struct a machine of sufficient power to
weigh the elephant. At length it is
said that Shahjee came forward and
suggested a plan which was simple
and yet ingenious in tho highest degree.
He caused the unwieldy animal to be
conducted along a stage, specially made
for the purpose by the water side, into
a flat bottomed boat aud then haviug
marked ou the boat the height to which
the water reached after the elephant
had weighed it down the latter was
taken out and stones substituted in
sufficient quantity to load the boat to
the same line. Tho stones were then
taken to tho scales, and thus, to the
amazement of theconrt, was ascertained
the true weight of the elephant.—Ani
mal Friends.
Eat Little Dancer From Lightning.
Writing on “The Needless Fear of
Lightning,” Edward VV. Bok, iu The
Ladies’ Home Journal, says that “it
will doubtless surprise the timid to
know that only 200 deaths a year occur
on an average thronghout this entire
country from lightning, or one person
in every 360,000 people. Now, in com
parison, 16 times as many people are
killed each year by falling out of win
dows, over twice as many from being
bitten by rattlesnakes, while 26 per
cent more are killed with ‘unloaded*
pistols. More people are drowned
around New York city alone every year
than there ore deaths from lightning all
over the country. In fact, more people
by 60 per cent are killed by being
kicked by horses in New York city than
die from lightning thonghonttbo whole
of the United States. The casualties of
the sonth show the dangers of being
lynched and of being killed by lightning
are about the same. The trolley cars of
onr cities kill a far greater number of
people than do the lightning storms.
Now, these are facts. They are strictly
accurate and carefully computed.”
The Boss.
In a harsh, resonant voice the boss
was shouting his orders ever our heads
to the farthermost portion of the works.
His short, thickset, muscular figure
seemed rooted to the masonry on which
be stood The mingled shrewdness and
brute strength of his hard face marked
him as a product cf natural selection
for the place that he filled. His restless
gray eyes were everywhere at once, and
bis whole personality was tense with a
compelling physical energy. If the work
slackened iu any portion of the ruins,
his voice took on a vibrant quality as ho
raised it to tho shout of “Now, boys,
at it there!” Aud then a lash of sting
ing oaths. You could feel a quickening
of muscular force among tho men, liko
tho show of eager industry iu a section
of a schoolroom that has fallen sudden
ly under tho maste’-’s questioning eye.
—“The Workers,” by Walter A. Wyck-
off, iu Scribner’s.
Publicity.
Merely to stock a store and open it is
not sufficient iu these days of keen busi
ness rivalry. Tho merchant, iu order to
succeed, must make known his advan
tages through the newspapers that
reach the people net only of this city,
bat of the surrounding towns as welL
This is now called “publicity,” but it
can be quite as well recognized under
the good old name of advertising.—
Scranton Truth.
Small pill, safe pill, best pill. De-
Witt’s Little Early Risers cure bil
iousness. constipation, sick headache.
Cherokee Drug Company, Gaffney,
and Macon Thornton, Blacksburg.
For drunkenness drink cold water;
for health rise early; to be happy be
honest; to please all mind your own
business.—Franklin.
Large toques of velvet seem to be the
dominant idea iu millinery, and they
are trimmed with upright feathers on
one side or a long plume falling partly
on the hair at the side, with two short,
fluffy plumes standing up. Flowers aud
bows of ribbon are also used, and they
all tilt up ou the left side.
You can’t cure consumption but.
| you can avoid it and cure every
other form of throat or lung trouble
| by the use of One Minute Cough
j Cure Cherokee Drug Company,
Gaffney, and Macon Thornton,
Blacksburg.