The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, August 26, 1897, Image 3
fTHE LEDGER: GAFFNEY, S. C., AUGUST 2G, 1897
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OVER THE RIVER.
“I have brei» a thinkin, Lige. ashow
necessary good eatin. Hob is now
I^ifo Runnels Sends Wcrd by the
j Dying to the Dead.
you mougbt maybe love to send some grow in gray in streaks and patches,
word to your kiubery and friends : whilst Miss Collie has shedded her front
•th ree Oltl Mon nn<] Their Doctrines
of <lie ••Kntwre lie reef ter”—A l.nnd
of I'eaev nnii I’lenty uml .\olh-
iiiff to Do.
Oue night last week old man Travis
Waters put out and v\eni on over the
river. In my day
and' generation 1
have teen various
and sundry di;-
ferent j>eoj)!e go
down into the val
leys and shadows,
but the tilings 1
saw ttnd heard
with my own mor
tal eyes and ears
that night eome
back to me so constant and so till
for the present 1 can’t think about noth
in else. It was the first and onlycst
time 1 have ever saw a livin man send
word b^ a dyin man to a friend, and fel
low citizen who had died and go tit* on
before.
I Jtrlr.hter unU llettcr l.nnt.
Now if there ever was three old men
in the settlement that didtn’t have any
jeligion for certain, it. was Travis
Waters, Luke Wesley and Inge Itunnels.
They never did belong to the church
and tiny never seaehed tlie Script tires.
Hut they had* their own peeurious no
tions in regard* to the tilings of the
future hercaliter. They maintained and
licit to it that we are all headed one
way and bound for the same country.
They believed that we will live together
in that country a right smart like we
live here, and that the general settle
ments of the people, will be the same
thing over there on the other shore.
They didn’t think the land of the fu
ture beyond will be part icular cold, or
so very tremendous hot. and their doc
trine was. that people which live to
gether here, will likewise also live to
gether there. They maintained in a
general way that the people of Kocky
Creek will live all in the same settle
ment and be neighbors and friends
and fellow citizens oncst more over
there, and that the people from
the hi!! country, and the people from
llttekelherrv llidtge. and from 1’anth* r
Creek, aa 1 from the rial Woods will
all live toge ther in their different set
tlements, and there will be mcetin and
visitin ami eourtin and marryiu and
goin ou there about the same asyou see
in this country to-day.
“Hit w ill be hot or cold in that coun
try accordin to the way a man would
ruther take his v\ ruth-v, llufc," says old
man Travis to me oncst upon a time.
"If you vvould'nither have I'old weather
you will jest naturally find your place
in some pleasant strip of country where
it is cold all the year round. Hut if you
would ruther have your weather but
you can go where it is summer time
.straight through for lg months in the
i year. And if von want, it mixed about
‘J.alf and half, or oi !y mi'Mtin hot or
cold yon can nominate y ur weather
an 1 take your pick.
“Andover there in that count ry,llufc.
people won't have to work only when
they feel like it. The seasons will hit
right every pop, and every ytar will
be a good erop year, but in thateoun-
Iry people won’t have to tend, the roil
and eat tin ir bread andimeat and gre. ns
lit the sweat of the face like they do
here. There will be plenty of some
thin good to eat and plenty of clot Lev to
wear, but peopltv won’t have to sc.-::*i b
and fieraruble and-work their daylight s
out in orderment to git the necessary
wherewithals of life. You will know
jest the same people over there as you
know here, and you can go on sernpin
up new acquaintances if you want to.
There won’t be any taxes to pay and no
government to maintain. There won’t
bo any moriey there, from the fact that
people ean have every thing they w;:>!!.
without money andwithout price. And
then they won’t have no polities tin
Hufe—vviiieh tliere vvoiilc
here if we didii’t raise up
many politicians that an* forever
scrambliii for a soft job. F. very body
will be out of debt -no more mortgagee,
no more v.nverly noteis, no more papers
or compellmeat—and everybody v.ill
be liealtby am!/happy over there.
“All the people ia creation couldn't
make me believe that when a man has
Miif-ured through the things of thi;
country—ail the. anlms and 1 pains that
the human fle«h isheirtn ssm Itryhot,
or cold as (logins—wet spells and dry
oVouths and sorry crop and hard litre s
- sickness and soriovv and trials and
troubles and tribulations—you needn't
to tell me that a man w hich has went
through with all this will have to stand
amt suffer somethin worn* vv Lc.n he goes
have gone on hi / ore, say sold tnatr
Travis, as lie motioned I.ige to a chair
bv the bed. “and from all the prognos
tics of the case 1 reckon we ain't got
i much time for funibliu and foolin about
it. I have no earthly doubts but what
! Luke Wesley will be the lirst man i
j meet up w ith, and in the next place he
will want to hear from you and the
folks."
1 "1 am monstrous sorry to see you
go, Travis." says Lige—and I could see
tiii*. salt water backin up in his eyes—
"but if you must 1 reckon you must.
I ain't got no particlar word to send to
anybody exceptin Luke Wesley, (live
my double-breasted and most pious
regards to Luke. Tell him whilst 1 aiut
to say in no breakneck hurry to play’
quits with this country, 1 would be the
proudest iu the world to see him and
strike hands with him oncst more.
Teli him that I am still in thebnlliest
of health and hope this will find himen-
joyin the same rich blessin. I am too
infernal poor to give up the fight, and
raloy aint get the time to take sick
and go to bed. I can still git tired and
hungry, and then cat and sleep like
a yearlin boy. and there aint no tellin
1 for certain when it will eome my time
to go and meet him face to face.
; "And, Travis, I reckon Luke would
love to know somethin jxisitive about
s the crops back here in the old settle
ment, and y ou can tell him they are
most heJIatioiis sorry. Tell him we
haven’t had a runnin rain at our house
since the first of May, and the dry
drouth is stiil on. We wont make more
than half a erop of corn, and cotton
aint much better. I went around by
Luke’s old place the other day. and the
crops about there looked more like
ruination than anything 1 have saw
since 1 SCO. If he aint heard it from
; somebody’ else you enn tell him that
Bud Newton has got his old place rent- !
<•(1 this year and will do mighty well if
In* makes the rent. On them rich ham-
I t
mock lands down in the forks of the
creek, where Luke use to make his bale
to the acre. Bud's cotton is big sorry
this year—no weed to start with and
no seasons sullieient to make it put on
l the. fruit.
, "Now as for me, you can tell Luke
I I ain’t farmin any’ lUs year. 1 put in
last spring to farm a little, but when f
found out it was all vanity and vexation
1 took out and quit. Here of late 1 have
been knoekin around considerable—
hunlin and lishin off and on. and visitin |
tin* poor. F.\ erybody in this country is
! visitin the poor this summer—that is,
providin they do any visitin at all.”
teeth, but the lallagaggin gocson about
the same as usual.
“Every year for 20 years before Luke
went on across old man Berry Hingst:*.!7
had went on adrunk indurin the Christ
mas. got turned out of the church at
Bark Log on Saturday before the third i
Sunday in .January and returned to the |
fold indurin the Mg protracted mcet
in in August. You can tell Luke |
that Berry never has missed a Christ
mas yet. and I was over at Bark Log |
one day Inst week when he come flockin
hack to the amen corner and got his |
name on the church books oncst mor *. !
“Consequentially upon the long dry
drought the creeks have run don n low |
and the fish are now bitin tremendius
free and reckless. But maybe you 1
would better not tell Luke anything
in regards to that. He mought pet
homesick and want to return back into
this land of sin and sufTerin.
"Don’t forget about Dunk Strickland.
Travis, and Lis three new babies--strip- :
lets as they call ’em. 'J *11 Luke they are
now comin three in a burr at Dunk’s
house. I went tner in the hill country. •
last Sunday eienin to see the sight.
Tell Luke 1 found Mises Stiickland and
the striplcts gettin along as well as |
you could expect under the circum
ference of the surpoundin calamity, but
1 have some serious doubts if Dunk ever
will recover.”
"I will tell Luke what you say when 1
I see him." says old man Travis, and
before midnight he had went on across
to see what wonders lie would see.
RUFUS SAXDF.RS.
TO W~AR UNIFORMS,
Story of William F. Farlros and
H.s Queor Mania.
DECORATES HIS CRAVE. sportsman^ paradise. |
- ! On the Pneltle Coast Tl ey Cuteh KIbIi
While rifl>lni; lUlllarris.
There is something in the California
air that conduces to optimistic views
of life. The denizen of the Golden state
never tires of eulogizing the climate;
and now this tendency to show the sil
ver lining and conceal the cloud itself
has extended to sporting matters.
“Astoria is the greatest town on
earth for sport.” declared a commercial
traveler in the hearing of a San Fran
cisco Host reporter. "All sorts of gam
bling games arc running night and
day, bear and deer are killed within
HARVEST IS LARGE.
Arp Writgs of Croat Yield of Cot
ton, Corn ami r rules.
I.ivtui; Part of the Man Visits the
Place Where Demi Part Is In-
terrt-U—Found L'neonselona on
Ills Own Ora ve.
I!e I.ouks f«»r lietter Tliaes—Jiurtow
Philosopher Declares Politics Hub
XutiiitiK to Do with the
Chunice.
The Pa ns I ii k of Our Puhlle Mm from
f'itir.ens to Solillers.
The recent ruling of the attor
ney-general regarding the wearing
of tin* uniform as well ar, the
title of the highest grade which
From Gimrdsville, Pa., comes the
news tbit William F. Parkes, or that
portion of him which still lives, was
found by Henry Murphy, a grave dig
ger, lying unconscious upon his own
grave in a remote part of the St. Ed
ward cemetery, early in the morning
the other day. The unconscious man.
who is nearly 70 years oid, had but one
arm and no leg’s whatever. A portion
of his left shoulder had been cut away
by surgeons’ knives. He had fallen from
his little wheel chair on to Ids own
grave, and had evidently lain there all
night.
The dead portion of Mr. Parkes’ body
lies buried iu a rosewood coflin in the
grave upon which he was found. He !
had ecir.e, as was his custom, to deco
rate and care for his own grave, and
had fainted while trying to pull a very
stubborn weed.
The story of Mr. Parkesand hisqueer
mania is an interesting due. Half of
him is dead and buried. Parkes was
horn in a suburb of Detroit, Mich.
When he was 20 years old he married
lies; ic Woodruff, but she died a year j
after he married her. Shortly after |
her death lie met with his first aeei- :
dint. While riding a half-broken colt
one dav the animal suddenly shied and |
threw him to the ground, breaking his
left leg. His foot swelled and mortiliexl,
and, in order to save his life, the doc- j
tors amputated it. A week afterward
they performed another amputation at
the knee. .
FISHING BETWEEN HANDS.
the city limits and the fishing is the
finest in the world.
"Oue day I was playing billiards
with Alex Megler, at the Occidental
hotel, which stands on piles over the
Columbia river, but on the main street
of the town. I noticed that whenever it
For Sfik<» €»?
! “Yen will recollect, Travis, that Hire**
things come to pass in this country
which pestered Luke clean down to his
dvin day," I.ige Bunnels w ent on to say.
“He courted the Widder Bledsoe and
si." Licked Mm to marry herself <,1T with
, Doe Lambert. He swapped his b g Iron
gray mul*.* to Handy Stribblin for a
inula that showed up with the glander:
.•led died inside of a week after he made
tin* trade. And one even over at ihc
(To* s Hoads he lestvhis nerve and laid
down three queens, whilst .Ldin An-
j drew Milligan railed in the pot with a
pair of tray. You nev r saw a man
that was n ;re quicker and rwidy to for
give and forget the past than Luke
M esh*;. - , but them thru* things stuck in
ids craw and troubled him powerful as
; long as he remained over here and tar-
ri d around in tin* llesli.
“So for the sake of pluperfect peace,
Travis- in ordermert to give r* t unto
tie weary—von ean tell Luke tint all
thugs i< me out right in the wash in if
a man ( aa only wait and s e. Doe Lam
bert eome ).• me most feloniously drunk
one night along in the Christmas last
Wirier, and from that be didn't do a
blasted i! ing but sail in and give tin*
widder a genteel thrnshin jest on gen
eral principles. Consequentially ill ■
they reached in the volunteer service
opens up vast possibilities fora large leale<l, but n short timenfter that blood
number of our public* men. Our rep- poisoning again commenced to work.
it sen tat i\es at foreign courts have in After a consultation the physicians de-
times past had to satisfy themselves ! eided to cut the leg entirely off. The
with the plain garb of the citizen while doctors wanted to take the pieees-of the
many of the representatives of other ‘
nations at the same court have dazzled
the world with the brilliance of their
uniforms. But now for many of our
representatives abroad these days are
past and they ean shine with tin* diplo
matic representatives of other nations.
Many of our repn sentathcSi abroad
were general officers in our late war,
and these will now In* jk*i mitted to ap
pear upon occasions of ceremony in all
the gold lace their rank entitles them
to.
I 1 elive that our public men who are
entitled to wear a military or naval
uniform should be encouraged to do so.
Foreigners have been in the habit of
classing we Americans as a nation of
farmers and shopkeepers, and the aj)-
|M'arance of American military uni-
| forms in foreign courts will do much
l to correct this impression. Tliere is
was my turn to play Alex walked over
After a month of suffering the wound 1o Hut open window and pulled on a
string. Just as 1 started over to see
what he was doing, he yanked a big
salmon trout in through the window.
He had taken up a plank in the back
| only one point that might cause
trouble, and to prevent this we will
La ve to rdy upon the good sense of our
I public *:cii. It might In* unpleasant
! for an American minister who was not
entitled to the privilege of wearing a
uniform to have as a swretary of lega
tion a man who had seen service in the
American army or na-vy, and soentitled
to app*ar in the uniform of his ran!;.
As I said, to remedy this vve shall have
to depend upon the good sense of such
a secretary should he be put in this
position to pass over his Inclinations
to blossom forth in all the brilliance
of a uniform r.nd so outshine his : u-
■ i.
yard, and, while he was playing Mil
liards, was fishing. I’ve seen him many
a time sit and play whist with a lish-
line tied to the leg of the table. Be
tween hands he would jiggle the line,
haul in his fish and bait his hook. One
day a sn>. 11 sturgeon took the bait, up
set the table and broke up a game of
, roitnce.
"Whenever the people play billiards
then* they Jiave to keep the door shut,
for if a bail jumps the table tind goes
out tin* door it is almost sure to go into
the river, and the game stops until the
tide goes out and the ball is recovered.’’
A GIRL PROSPECTOR.
Mi«- .Struck It Uieli :.nil Now Owns n
Vnylni; Mine.
With pick and long-handled shove*!
over her shoulder, knapsack on her
back, and a pistol swinging from her
"I don’t complain
When the Lord Kinds rain.
When the tanks in the sky run over;
For the rain, you know.
Makes the <-orn to grow.
And gives a lift to the clover.”
But tny humble friend Cube rays
we’ve had ‘Irout enuf and he wants it
to stop right now. "We’ve had u ’ban-
dame.’' saysCobe,"and Fin afeerd.there
w on't be any nubbins to feed the steers
on Im-- winter and no seed talers to
plant next spring.”
Another one-horse farmer says be is
afeerd he will make more cotton than
he can get picked out.
Was there ever such a bountiful erop
year.’ Wheat, corn, cot bon, potatoes
and fruit! Mr. Huberts, who farms on
Pumpkin Vine creek, says he feels sure
of l.u'JD bushels of corn front one field
of ten acres—that he ean select one or
two acres that will yield 12U bushels
each and there are several square rods
that w ill make u bushel to the rod. That
would make ICO bushels per acre, if
eiery rod was as gitid. Mr. Huberts ia
no brag. He is a conservative, truthful
man and a good farmer. Mr. Akennaa
made 2..’ bushels of wheat to the aero
right in tin* suburbs of the town and
he has more beautiful fruit than was
ever grown here before. Our market
is running over with good things—ap
ples. peaches, pears, grapes and melons.
Old folks lose their relish for meat, hut
they never get tired of fruit. I was
ruminating about the kindness of Prov
idence in arranging the succession to
suit our health and appetite. Straw
berries. raspberries, dewbi rries, huck
leberries. blackberries. June apples,
cherries and then peaches and grapes,
with melons thrown in. and beflorelong
the town will be flooded with apple*.
Oh, the jelly and jam and preserves that
nr: folks have put up. and the sugar
that I have had to pay for. Thank good
ness. 1 bought it before the McKinley
Oust eornered the market. A clever
republican neighbor told me that the
Almighty was smiling on the land be
cause good men were now in power and
he quoted Scripture which said when
the righteous are in power the peoplo
rejoice, •
"Yes,” said I, “the devil can quote
Scripture to suit his purpose. David un
derstood the situation when he said: *L
have seen the wicked in great power,
spreading himself like a green bay tree,
v 11 he passed away, and lo he was not.’ ”
I don’t think the Lordis paying much
attention to congress or the administra
tion. but He does seem to have pity ou
the people, and is showering blessings
upon them.
There was a camp meeting story that
LYING ON
belt, Ida. Wilson, aged 18, left Spear
fish, S. D., early this spring to mako ! <ll<l Alien Turner told when l was a boy
her fortune prospecting fur gold in
the country directly north of the Black
g to dissect, but young Parkes insist- | jjiip,. She*was ignorant ( f tie* ver*’ A
i*(l they should In-Luried.
When Parkes recovered he married
his dead wife’s sister, who had nursed
him durii g his long illness. Parbos de
ll F of the art, but ulu* /'ambled on the
chances and won. Kccently sl/e re
turned heavily laden with the precious
i eta! r.nd sole proprietor of a claim
health ami take his young bride with
him. When they were half way to their
d‘stinatiou the sleeping ear ran off t he
truck. Parkes' other leg was crushed
and his wife was killed. Parkes wasrt-
r o'.cd to his lather's home and thedoc-
tmade every effort to t-ave his leg,
periors ia the service which he repn'- but were at length compelled to unipu-
hied to go to Saratoga Springs for his | on Hed Water creek for which she re
fused aa offer of $l(!,0<;o. Probably she
was foolish to do this, for the place
appears to be nothing more than a
pocket, from which it is doubtful if
idd.OUO will be takeip RHU, ns a finan
cial venture, the trip was eminently
successful. Already nearly has
vvuldiT s! e took out paper.- of compel!-
1 :: oil :.!.d rent her dearly beloved hus-
! band to Mil on the grounds of cruelty to
;:!s. or words to that ( :;t< at. After
they made a clean b"st of it. ami
deeds for a g *ncraI
is now the Widder
;;(*(/: ( ■ oncst more. Sin 1 holds to her
I farm down in the Flat Woods, whi st
:i ;i mi
that
'n’t be any I too!; out quit claim
so infurnai M’Anrceeu :;t. It is
to.
Doe Lambert is a lonely wanderer on
I he face of the earth. \> to that horse
trade, you can tell him th" b'giron gray
ran away last summer and throwrd
Handy miten his wagon and broke three
j of his ribs. Handy was then iaidupfor
| repairs three weeks and in the mail
time tin* horse went stone blind, fell in
’ that big gully down back of tin* lot.
broke his own neck and died a sad and
urful death.
j "Ami mow in regards to John Andr w
Milligan and the bluff gainc he played
tell Luke that in remembrance of old
I times at d old friendship 1 have : !r:*ady
paid that score my own individually
■.•If. Me and John Andrew took in the
state fair together last fall, and by
some hook or men* crook 1 picked the
SeudiizK tlie News. ! winner every clatter—in pursuance of
}ou understand, of course, I never | which John Andrew w<*!*t in Hush and
to his long
shore."
md final home on the other
> nts. A man bolding an under posi
tion who would insist on doing such a
tiling, no matter what his previous serv
ice had been, should be n good subject
for dismiss'd.
I ean think of no mere pleasing sight
than to see on the occasion r;f some
great public ('eension our dignified sen-
■-ators and cabinet officers attired in the
( uniforms to which they are entitled.
Such a scene would be a wholesome les-
-on to s* :m* of the representatives of
^ foreign nations iu Washington. It
would also be a lesson in patriotism to
our own people.
Tlie first person to avail himself of
th * privilege ilms bestowed will la*
Brig. (ion. Woodford, who w ill wear the
uniform of his rank when officially pre
sented to the queen regent of Spain.
I can think of no place where the wear
ing of an American uniform would In-
more appropriate than at the Spanish
court, and trust that Gen. Woodford
may find many occasions of ceremony
awaiting him at his new post. The
new secretary of the Vnifed States lega
tion at M' drid is Maj. Sickles, of the
New York national guard, and he will
also avail himself of the opportunity
offered and wear the uniform of his
i rank on this occasion, although the
opinion of the ntton/uv-general does
not affect the officers of the national
guard.— Washington Ccrrospond't nee.
Military Gazette, Chicago.
The:
avc was
nil the second leg buried with
could go with old man Travis in the
new doctiiues which him and Luke
Wesley and Lige Bunnels had worked
up and belt forth, hut 1 have heard him
talk along them lines for hours on top
of hours.
Luke Wesley he went on across threw (
years ago. and now old man Travis has !
gone to see for certain about that mur-
velsome pleasant country which ha
talked about so much. By this time
him and old man Luke have no doubts
found out what is what and whieh is
whielk. Old man Lige is still tnlkin and
believln nrd guessin, but they know
aomethin by now. 1 ruther expect, them
two old men know more to-day in re
gards to things on the other side than
alt the people in the round created
world put together.
But anyhow Lige Hunnels was tliere
when Travis Waters come to die. The
doctor had given up tire ease, the wom
en folks had went out to cry. and I
eome out busted, whilst I loaned him
money enough to return back home on.
Kince then John Andrew has swore off
and now says he wouldn't bet two bits
that his mime is Milligan.
\'l Around «!ie Set I
‘Finally at last, Travis, in my own* |
rn mill in way I will put you in mind of
j some general settlement news which
; will be welcome to Luke. You khovv he !
rever was no great hand fortnixin and
meddlln with other people, hut yet no
mortal man was ever more anxious like
and greedy for the news than him.
"Ii'«t use to worry Luke to see the
way Bob Linton and Miss Gallic Mayo
had been eourtin and earryin on for
years and years and years, but didn't
take and marry. I nderstand Luke
didn’t make out like it was any of ids
business in particular, but he didn’t
think it was right for them to fool the
long-sufferin public forever. You can
Fine American MarMea.
Some of the strongest marbles in
tint world come from the town of
Le** in Massachusetts. They bear a
weight of is.too pound* to the
cubic inch. The strongest Ameri
can limestone comes from Kings
ton, N. Y., showing'a capacity to stand
a pressure of FI,000 jMmmls to the cubic
inch. Tuckahoe marble l/cars 12.0.VI
pounds to the cubic inch, while the red
granite of the B
limit at 11.812
late it close to thabody.
opened
tie first. Among the boarders at an
adjoining farm was Miss Bessie White.
She vvn*; a consumptive and had hut one
at in, the other having'been crushed t/y
a fall. Young Parkes met her. '1 hree
weeks afterward they were married.
Parkes lived with his third wife in
i Detroit for two years. Then after a
lingering illness of thni' months she
died. She left him $25,000 and a baby
i. h i. The child's nurse, a w blow named
. Mrs. Maria Lawler, was still young and
handsome. Parkes fell iu love with her
and soon a/skrd her to become his w ife.
A few months after their marriage
his father became ill, and one night,
while Pari es was watching by his bed
side, a servant came to Parkes’ house
intoxicated, up.*-', t a kerosene lamp and
.*(•{ the house on lire. Mrs. Parkesand
! the baby were sleeping' soundly and be-
j fore as.d tnnee arrived they were both
I suiotbci* d to death. Just as this sad
j news was broi ght to Paries his father
; expired. After tig* graver, had he; n
covered and the last rad words spoken,
I’prkes wa placed in a lurriage to be
taken to his cheerless home. As tin*car
riage was crossing a railroad track the
horses took fright and ran away. The
carriage, collided with a tree, smashing
the vehicle, Distantly killing tin* driver,
! and throwing Parkes out. breaking his
I left arm in two places and crushing it.
lie was curried home unconscious and
when he returned to consciousness the
doetorn had amputated the arm close to
the shoulder. It was buried with the
i ther portions of Mr. Parkes.
On his second trip to the grave of his
numy parts Mr. Parkes was run over by
a runaway team mid his left shoulder
THE NEWEST NEW WOMAN.
been taken from the claim, and at least
as much more is pr veticaily assured.
The girl is the daughter of a:i immi
grant who arrived iu the hills in a
prairie schooner from tin* . **st last fall
end died this spring of pneumonia. Ida
was without money or means of sup
port, and turned to prospecting in d; s-
i* ration. She tramped ninny miles ia
search of tho claim oa v.'hich she has
don« so well anil took out the gold,
when she finally found it, with herowu
hands.
Sot/n* <> ueer tii; :»;ze»: ina*.
While one man ntny fall from the
roof of a house and ctcajK* unhurt an
other will receive u fatal injury from
merely stubbing hla toe. Frank Pom-
mor, a wealthy New Yorker, lost his life
because some, one stepped on his foot,
wan severely injured. 1 he doctors were ; poisoning following the bruise,
compelled to take out a l/oue and cut , Dennis Gutnmings fi J 11 stories down
away a large portion of the flesh. Tit.* an elevntor ^haft and was uninjured,
ay of Fundy reaches | grave was «q..*n.*d and the bone and; Mrfl> Margaret Hyatt, of Philadelphia.
Rhode Island granite lu sh placed in the coflin at Mr. Parke* /(.]] out of bed, broke her hip, and diet
crushes at 17.750 pounds to the cuhL:
Inch, and that of Virginia will hear
21,500 pounds, and that from the quar- i
ries of Maryland PJ.750 pounds. The
New England granites vary from those
standards. The trap rocks of New Jer- '
scy and the dolomites of Staten Island
are rated the strongest stones in the i
United States, their crushing resist- |
nnce being 24,0t;0 j zounds to the cubic
inch.
direction.
didn't have nothin rl*<* todo but to look tell him they are still tnkin on a* con-
aqd listen at them two old men in the slant and fervent ns ever, but with no
pnrtln hour. prospects of a weddin match and the
—Silver gt’t spoons with flower han
dles enameled in natural colors make a
pretty show.
Hitmortlluary ItiilaecnzentN.
A Kansas farmer who simply it ttld
not get harvest hands put this sign
u|>ou his fence: "Harvest hands want
ed. Hired girl blonde and genial. 4'ab- x
inet organ music iu the evening. Pie
time times a day. Three spoons of
sugar with every cup of coffee. Ham
mocks, feather beds or leather divans at
your option for sleeping. Rising hom
^ight o'clock in the morning. Three
hours’ rest at noon. Come one, come
.Til.”
hip, and died
of the Injury. Lost summer in Camden
a man was drowned iu water that was
hardly knee deep, having fallen from
an attack of vertigo. Another man re
mained a float In inidoeeau half a day
and was rescued. Nobody can explain
why things happen t;s they do. They
•imply happen, that’s nil.
I'neriizntlc Itizifne Gloves.
Pneumatic boxing gloves are au Im
provement over live old style, as they
can be made hard or soft by forcing air
Into their backs through a valve In the
wrist.
that I have not forgotten. He was
preaching a bout the perils of riches and
said that there was a good old darky
who had a kkid hut un-Christian and.
skeptical master, and he tried in his
humble way to convert him, but his
master only laughed at him and ono
day said to him: "Now, Uncle Jack,*
if the i.ord is so wise andlso good and-
loves us all so much, as you say. what
makes Him let Jim Austin get so rich
and keep on buying more land ur.dt
more niggers and mules, when you
know that Jim Austin is the meanest
mail) in the. county. He swindles bus
neigiioors and oppresses the poor, lie
drinks and gambles and curses, but
everything he touches makes hint rich
er and richer. How do you explain
that?"
"Master! master!" said Unde Jack,
“dut is all jes* so and it’r becaus’ de
I.ord don’t kecr nothin’ about Jim
Austin; his name ain’t on de book.
No, sir, dc I.ord ain't payin' no ’tei>-
tion Kz him at all and <!c debil is tun-
niiz’ him. No. master! 1 tell you how
it is. When de fjord takes a likin’ to a
man and got his name on de hook, lie
don’t !et him get fat and slick like Jim
Austin. Whom the I.ord loveth He
chat tiseth, and dat s dc reason your gin-
house git bur::"!! up and your buggy
mare die. and maybe dal's why
Julian take sick away off at school
j ami eome home in (k* coffin. She waz*
a blessed child, she was, and acems
: to me dat sometimes away lade night
! hear her callin’you. Master, old Jack
don't like to trouble you about dese
t’ing* and be wouident if your name
wasent on lie book.”
I .’nclc Allen used to finish up the story-
with the master's conversion and Jim
Austin being killed.
ih-ttcr t imes a re com ing, sure enough,
but politics has nothing to do with it.
Politics didn’t give us a great crop of ! i
w heat and a short crop ir> Murc.pe. My.j
i friend Kirkpatrick, of Atlanta, says
I these revulsions in trade and prosperity.
1 go by cycles of seven years and that
our cycle of distress ami disaster has
about expired. He almost proven it:
by reference to the past and tells how.
the failure of Jay Gooke precipitated!
| the panic of '73. and our trotiole lasted
1 seven years, and the failure of Haring
brothers brought on the next panic
and that lasted seven years. I
i But vvhjBt ami cotton are filling the
; farmers’ pockets with money nod by the
I time the cotton crop is marketed a rew'
| era of prosperity will be fairly on. us.
Within the last three months the min-
i ing business has revived in our county,
j and labor is in demand; nobody, neither,
: w hite, or black, is going about begging!
for work in this region. I haven't see*
( a tramp iu six months. The garden*
! are teeming with vegetables and the-
flowers are more beautiful and roor»
abundant than ever before, but .Mc
Kinley dkftt’t do it, nor the fariff. nor
hi a party. If they won’t undo it is all
we ns<{. Just let things alone. They,
nre determined to humiliate the south,
but as long as the Lord smiles on us
we will be content.—Bill Arp, Id At
lanta Constitution.