The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, May 06, 1897, Image 3
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THE LEDGER: GAFFNEY, S. C\, MAY c,, 1897.
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UK BACKWOODS.
fin Qroat Old S'tor./-Toller Down
on Rcolty Croali.
b0ll . ,!« m.ln liu. .1™. tnd Ml.. CANNIBAL BLACK SNAKE.
Nonn they laughoii till they eneil and
Ktnved up late thinkin and talkin about 1
swallowed A clook. BURGLAR AND' I’ARSON.
Th»* Itnitklim (.enornllou .if I**otilr—
Tnlttiu utid r 1;i«- lioMiini—tlneL.
to ttu* o:<| “l\ at ii I ut'U > ”
llumr.
IJ.dcy and truly 1 don't ^ee how 1
eoulil liidi* my time and wait my turn in
this lost and mint
Hi
<lav and
world but for the
wicked faults and
freaks and frailties
of the vain and fall
en human race.
The fool people I
have met up with,
the fool deeds that
are done and the
\ fool things that l
see in tins present
generation keeps the world
how they had weaned J.um from hi
tiddlc.
Hut bright and early the next mornin I
where wiuv Hum Hankins? Down in
the woods right back of Mu* old ilau- .
kin.s plaee. with that same broad and
idiotic smile on his face and his ax on {
his shoulder. lie put in he did and
dip|>ed a trrmendius big pine tree, and
along indurin of the day he caught a
tin cup full of soft pine rosum—which
the same he took it to the house and
hid it under the lied. That night some
time between midnight and daybreak— 1
whilst dess was drenmin pleasant
dreams and sleepin the sleep of the just
' as well as the unjust. Lvun didn’t do a
blame tiling but slip out of hid and
Caught in tho Act of Swallowing
a Tiger Sn&ko.
An Amcrlcnn \ntiirnIlM< Cniitnre* u
New S|»eet«*ii of lirptlle Wlilcli l*er-
forniN u StairtlliiK I'Vtit Wlille
In Captivity.
While hunting in the Orpuehe dis
trict of Trinidad, says a writer in the
New Orleans Times-Democrat, I made
my way into the richest part of the
tropical forest, where a clearing, sev
eral acres in extents was being made
preparatory*!® the planting of a new
cacao estate. The immense trees had
Ixhmi recently felled, their branches had
A Kentucky Cow I’nrtnkri. of nr. In-
illuotllilc Tidbit.
George A. Newman, of 1721 Third
street, lauiisville. Ky.. lias a cow with an
upfietite for clocks. A servant lott a
small silver clock, which stic had been
* cleaning, on the kitchen steps while
she stepped into the house for a mo
ment. but on fier return the timepiece
was missing, and dtspite the most dil
igent search it could not be located, and
vvjis given up for lonU Later in the
evening the small boy of the Newman
household was in the yard. Suddenly a
silvery chime floated on his ear. He
listened. Another and another, until
Rov. O. W. Maggart Practices
Muscular Christianity.
The VInn of (,o«l Smote tin- .Vno of
Sutnn hii*I Sat on lllm tntll the
I’ollcr Arrived to Take
Him to the Lockup.
TOWED BY A SAWFISH.
blackened
waggin along smooth •ind easy and
makes life worth the livin. All last
week 1 v.aswown in the mouth.as Aunt
Nancy Newton is so wont to say. and
mopin and droojiiti around worse than
a spring chielwn with a Ixui ease of
the pips. Mother site was waikin on
her head, so to speak, for fears that I
was in for a had spell of the mully-
grubs, :in<l for two or tiireedays I was
right seriously threatened with an
other through of calomel and snake-
root tea.
Rut all things ecrae straight to them
that watch and wait. Soon Sunday
mornin we heard the latest ami most
freshest news from over on Huckle
berry Kidge—whiehaftcr that l couldn’t
elo a blessed thing but go out in the
back yard, pick me out a cool and shady
place and laugh ai! over my rusty seif,
as it were. When 1 got up the* next
mornin I had a comin appetite for
breakfast and was feelin like a four-
year-old shod all around, with packs in
every foot.
, , . .. . been chopped off. piled in heaps and
pour that soft pme rosum s.lently and blirn<Hl< that notM remn i ue( , ,, ut .
softly in .Jess s eyes. < onseip.entsally hu ch()nk8 , charn . d by fire nml , vll) g
i when Jess woke up in the mornin be
| couldn’t open his eyes and he couldn't
tell daylight from dark. The more lie
nihlied the worse he got stuck up. lie
lifted up his manly voice in the dark
ness and called for Miss Nomy to come
and see—twas not a bird and not a bee.
■it
of
in confusion all over the
ground.
In the middle of this clearing, sur- .
rounded by t he dark walls of the prime-
val woodland on every side, was an j
“ajoupa," or field hut. consisting of a
. , roof of palm leaves mounted on intsts.
was pme rosum-sof*. sticky pme Vvw . ltU this tlie n overseer haii
rosum and a whole pa-ssle of pme ung his hammock: and there 1 swung !
rosum. , also, regardless of the vampires j
ttnek to “Oli! tic In t tick r.*’ v.liich every night flitted in and out |
H id in along on horseback one pleas- at their pleasure. Into the surround-
ant summer day way up there in the hill mg woods and along t he adjacent river
country of West Tennessee I fell in with hank 1 made my daily hunting e.xpedi-
a traveller along the big road. He was tions.
roliin aerost the country in a covered One day in the thicket near the river i
wagon, drivin a pair of broke down 1 caught a young black and white tiger
mules, and he had his family—one wife j snake (spilotes variabilis) and put him
and nine children—along with him. i into the usual linen bag. hoping to find
It was nothin to me and none of my others before sunset to keep him coin
business. but after passin the regiar pany. Hungry ami fatigued. I was re-
b
Larry Hamilton, burglar, thug nml
all-around villain, met a preacher in his
rounds laat night and was knocked out
forthwith, says the San Diego Union.
Like David of old. the dominie smote
the monster heavily in a good cause,
live times the chime had sounded, unU but he did not linish the job by cutting
^ , off his head. Tho inao of God simply
straddled the intruder and held him
i down while members of tlie congregn-
. tion hurried for the police. Hamilton
is now in a steel cell at the county Jail,
and if justice docs not miscarry lie will
s[vemi the next few years in San Quentin
prison for burglary. It is not his fault
that murder was not added to his crime
i of housebreaking.
Rev. C. W. Maggart preached a ser-
! mon at the Lutheran church on "Some
: Hindrances to Faith.” It. was a good
| sermon, full of wisdom and sage advice.
| and the admonition of the preacher to
| his hearers to Ik* ever on the alert and
; repel with all the force of one’s being
the common foe of humanity was
illustrated in a doubly striking' manner
immediately after the benediction had
been pronounced, when, with the a.id
of a ilower pot made of uncommonly
hard pottery, the preacher smote a rob
ber on tlie skull aud stretched him on
the grass.
llev. and Mrs. Maggart live in a house
.«fcj
-JL
e
HEARD THE CHIMES RINGING.
he recognized it as coming from tlie lest
clock? Hut where vva« the clock?There
was nothing near but the cow. The boy
He Swnni Away with n titer
llrliiK liuriMioneO.
The sloop yacht Hull aril*ed in
Miami (Fla.) harbor Sunday nigla.
She had on Imurd John !’ I’oherts. '*f
Chicago; W. J. I’urcell. of Waslungion.
and Clmrles Christian, of Miami. The
party has been on a cruise through the
keys for two weeks. The cruise ex
tended os far os Flamingo Flats and
Cape Sable, where they went to pro
cure specimens of birds, fish. ete.. fu<-
the National museum. Washington.
A thrilling episode of the cruise w n*
the capture of a sawfish measuring tsy.
feet. Cruising off Maduro key they
came upon tho huge fish, and Hoberte.
who was keeping a sharp lookout.
ii'a
compliments in regards to the weather turning unsuccessful in the evening. | marched all around the yard, and then adjoining the church on the north.
The F.'Odter*!* Revensre.
Kveryliody for ir.ilesurmind knows
the Hankins generation of people—
Luni and Jess and Miss Nomy. Jess is
a farmer and nothin but a farmer,
whilst Lum is a farmer to some extent ;
and likewise also a tiddler. Of n;y own
individual knowledge Lum Hankins has
liven play in on the fiddle, more or less,
for 13 years. lie never did play any
jxirtieular tunes and no music to speak
of. lie never did play anything forcer-
tain. It is my own private and public
opinions that Lum Hankins wouldn't
know "Honie. Sweet Home” from “Hon
Nigger Run" if he was to meet bath of
them right out in the hig read with
linen dusters on. I don’t honestly be
lieve he could take a crooked stick and
turn a tune. Hut Lum is a fiddler all
tlie same, and be ran twist more bluod-
curdlin. halr-splittin noise out of his
fiddle than any livin mortal man any- :
whores in the Hocky ( reek regions,
y Old man Dave Hankins and his good
| wife- the father and mother of Lum
I and Jess and Miss Nomy—they are now
dead and gone. In their lifetime they
use to bring action in self-defense rne-t
in awhile and tab? out papers of di
vorcement between Lum and his fiddle.
They w ould grin and suffer am! bear up
tinder the affliction as long as they
could—till patience was plum wore out
and life a dreary drag—then the old
lady would levy on the fiddle and loci;
it up. gently but firmly, in the big fam
ily eliiat. whilst tlie old man would give
it out to Lum. all in a family way. that
if lie didn’t shuck his dirty duds and
retire to bed lie would soon feel the
heavy hand of fatherly chastisement, or
words to that extent.
Hut last fall when tlie < Id folks bad
went cn aerost—they didn’t more than ,
reach the shade trees on the other side
before Lum had his old fiddle strung
up and screak in and sqm uiln and
fccrenmin to beat six bits, livery night I
the good Lord sent Lum would git out
his fiddle and make the air quake mid
tremble, whilst Jess and Miss Nomy
must suffer and be strong. They won! I
sometimes mildly siigrvst to Lufh that
enough of a thing was a gracious plen
ty. and J.um would respond back that
he was free, white and three times
seven, and didn’t have a blame thing
to do but play on his fiddle and make
the time pass pleasant with him.
Tallow nn<] I’tnr* ttoHoni.
Through the winter Jess and Miss
Nomy they had grace sufficient to pass
under tlie rod and stand the strain
right tolerable well. Hut when the
Lspringtime come—when the days got
ingand the nights gut short—they b it
need of rest from their troubles nml
tribulations—which, you understand,
Lutn and his old fiddle murdered sleep
^as well as music.
I So finally at last Jess felt like he
didn't have the grace and strength to
stand it any longer. One night last
week—way along in the dead hours—
he got up lie did and found Lutn’s
i fiddle. He never played any music,
i but he played hut weather with that
old fiddle. He told Miss Nomy to fetch
yiim a big hunk of tallow, and then he
Mt in and greased the cussed thing—
sit rings, bow and all—till by gracious
the tallow stuck out an inch thick ail
ovV*r. The next night after supper
Luin put a big bundle of tobacco in the
rack and went right on down into the
chis^ and got out his fiddle. But when
he drug his bow aerost the strings she
wouldn’t screak and scream a blessed
bit. She was slick as soap and as si
lent as the graveyard down there at old
Cool Springs church.
And you mought maybe think that
under them tryin surrounding Lum
Hawkins naturally searched tlie air in
My in everything exceptin his Sunday
school lesson. It would raley seem to
me like that was a mighty good time
of year for Lum to pull off Ids coat anti
spit in Ids hands and play for even if
it bning on another war. Hut he didn’t
do that. He had all the appennnents
of a man that was sent for and couldn’t
eonit* aerost. lacked like a native born
idioli for a few minnits. then put the
greasy thing away and sneaked off to
and the crops I didn't have a continental w itli only the tiger snake to console me
thing to do but try and find out where .lust as I was about to come out of tlie
he come from and where he supposed woods into the clearing. 1 stepped into
he was goin. I a thicket of young palms to reconnoiter.
“By the seven stars, stranger, we '■ Seeing nothing from where I stood. I
come from over the river, and we arc moved out into the open, making my
now on our way back to God’s own conn way over the great trunks lying pros-
try—hack to old Kaintucky." says he. ; irate across my route. Coining to one
“livery day and every night wo hoi.I | <,f these of unusmtily big diameter. I
family prayers in the hopes that the climbed upon it and was about to jump
brittle thread of this vain nml fieetin | down on tlie other side when I noticed
life will be stretched till we can return I a long black snake slowly making his
h:n»k home. Then may the good Lord wav Lmong the cloffs aud bits of charred fashion. In live minutes
concluded, as it afterward proved cor- ; When the congregation was dismissed,
reetly. that the clock was in the cow. j about 8:45 o’olock, some of the church
lie rushed to his father with the news | members noticed a moving light in the
of his discovery.
“The cow’s swallowed the clock! The
cow’s swallowed the clock!*' he shout
ed.
Mr. Newman did not believe the bey.
parsonage. They at once suspected
that something was wrong, for both
Mr. and Mrs. Maggart were at church,
and the house is always locked during
their absence. F. J. Villa, who was one
forgive us for Hie k r.g, fool journey we !
have made.”
"Where have you been, if it is n fair !
question?" says I.
"Over the river and way out ther * I
into the most lonesomest aud Hod-fcr- |
saken country on tlie broad bosom of
the earth, perhaps.'* the sad -eyed trav- |
eh r went cn. “Three years ago we '
pulled up stakes and k*ft our old Main- '
tncky home and lit out for the great ,
northwest. The first year we lived in ;* i
section of country where tho In.ml was
rich, and it did look to me like the
whole entire face of the earth would
turn to corn. Never s::::•:* the Huy and
hour when first I was horned into this ;
world have 1 ever saw sieh stacks am!
scads and dead oodles of corn—corn a ;
plenty and to spare--corn or. top of ;
corn. * |
“Hut then along in the fall and win- I
.The latter insisted. So at 5:55 Mr. New- „f those who first saw the light, noti-
mun went out in the yard and took his ; fied the pastor, and he hurried to in
vestigate the matter, followed by Mr.
Villa. R. II. Young, and several other
raen of the congregation.
Mr. Maggart and Mr. Villa took their
stand on either side of the frontdoor.
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isition a few feet front tlie cow. which
still cropping grass in reflective
a silvery
chime floated again on the stiil
air. Another tend another, and this
time six sounded. While they were
| sounding the cow lifted up her head in
1 that inquiring style peculiar to cows
ami listened. When Hie sounds bad
ceased she resumed her browsing, satis-
; fied that she was keeping r T ght timeu:.d
; (.id not have to be wound up.
Mr. New man decided that his son was
correct. Dr. Ki-senmnu was sent for.
| lie said that probably tiieer.w had swal
lowed the clock, and that it had not
gone further i! nvn than her first s-tom-
i -h. It would not eh.inge j • sitian un
til it came time for the cow to chew
its cud. when tlie bovine would’ he
I laced in the painful position of hav-
irg t > chew a ban! bit of silverware
ami steel springs. A powerful cimMiv
«il I the work. The e
was a b.ttii
ter Hie weather was must hcllatious ,
void—wood was high and scanty—corn . SHOOK* THEM OT
was cheap ami j !e: tiful. And what do !
1 1
n-r ii* * * . done, strur^er?
ON
you reel.on the prop!
Not a darn thing but | itch in and use 1 ( ,‘ ( '
ranches with which the grim. <1 was
ev.n. I at orce rushed at is m.p'iuic l
k
\vn ids I’.oad with n;v st'.i’K
corn for firewood-burnt it up s.r. as i h() . ;( t;f v> . ;< .,
natural and free as you would bun, a ; , ,
1 ad of pnte knots. I ut that aitit a.l. It lU . was a je
males my old heart ache and .deed t,. I ... 1(] uil!l;jut a l( , rea | shlt . :(
m hi
lack ci lubrinc
tell it. stranger, but in. that orfu! ease of
puskeney I b.urut corn like it was noth
in more than common wood. Only
thiak of that—a man bora and broil
aud l.rur.g up in the gnat and ginrous
state of Kaintue! ;•—building fires
oi.ten corn to keep from freczln skip to
death. In r. v dnv and
hi
'catli. In r. y dav and g’encratior: i
have been through vairious and sundry |
trials and troubles : ml temptations am!
tribulations. 1 have* buried two wive-
and followed my own dear father am! j
mother in sorrow to the grave. 1 fit j
ing w!:
plum through the v.or—all the way
from Hurt Sumpter to the famous apple
tree. In that little shootin match we
had one day up there at Good Hope
church I got out* bullet through my
ku.ee aud another cue in my knee. Hut
i i ever raley knowed what it was to
suffer in the flesh aud weep great gobs
of grief Jill I had to go out to the end*
after a turn of firewood, whilst my
thought turned I r.-ek to old Kaintucky.
where they have learnt to use their
corn for higher and l etter pun ores. ,
... . . 1 * , , Immune!
Naturally, cf course, in the next fo!- , ,,
low in spring we thawed out and packed .
up and moved our washin or.ten that
waste howlin country. Last year we
rented land and pitched a crop dov.? ;
here in the Mississippi bottums. From
the first day arc! hour when we left tbi*
old Kaintucky house it would seem like
the cards were runnin ugia me like a
shot. Hut I had heard a heap of talk j
j about Hie Mississippi bottoms, and it
i raley v. as«n fair and prosperous eoqntry
! tvi look upon. Hut dadlduir.e It. tlie next i
news I got they had vvi rhed up a tie- j
mend!us hot fight on the wet or dry j
question, and dura my eats, if the dry
side didn’t win in a walk. About that
| time the spring freshets come. The
min hit mined in |>crfert wads and
i s*reams and sluices t 11 the face of the
tel!-ia!e hcad-platc. the atse.ee
which marks the deadly Klaphkte. I j
pried o; en Ids jaw *, but fenud ti.at I.
was i-it an. liiaps. for he had un fa: g-. i
luf four rows of teeth in the nj.p r j
jaw. There was. however, a red spot j
a tl ■ uppM* gums idirost umler tl.c I
-ye in i .i —'i of the u»-per teeth rows.
“i’erlui; s th's is something entirely
■ : \v." tlioue'.:; I to myscif. as ! joytnl- I
ly stowed lum away in tbe bug with tl: •
iiy r snake anil eoatiu.ued n:y c.jurs.-
toward the hut. i
After sap; cr the overseer aud ! chat-
te I r.nd sn.ol wl fur same time, ai d
u .mi threw iiurscl.es into our litim-
a.i.i'ke—lu* to dream of wood ciitt r.g
e.ed I of s"..:! e hi’iitiug. The smil e
I hug was hanging under the caves of
the "ajou;>:;.”so as to be vvel: out of tlie
way and safe from any animal that
| during the night might wander in fiom
the words, it must have been some
where about two o’clock in the mur:-
i discolored, but \ as still t ickiug away.
GJURACE Of : DESFAIR.
; Ker.inte Convict !.c«;is t::t;* n Top
pent to Seen re t'peei’om.
Hut her tiuui be reeautured. Mattie :
I 1 !
‘ ’.ills, of Atlanta. Git., a female ccnviet |
i who had escaped, leaped bum the iror !
i l.iudge that, spans Head tree creek, and |
dived into the seething waters i ashing j
beneath, with one of Hied' g> follow mg .
:er into the water. The creek wa- |
| swollen from recent ralu.s. au.d the tin id i
was at its height.
When the woman struck the water j
there was a loud spl.u-l:. vvh.ch drovvue ! ;
3,*
m
THE BLOW THAT TOLD
ker cry of terror. The puck of blood
hounds reached the bridge, am! the
guards, tnougted on fast I’.ot-es. came
ut a quick gallop. '1 heir gains were
iouded with buekslmt. and
f..
*•1
n ;*. voice froir. my i.cgk l:or’.-.
awoke me.
says he. "and llgiit tlie ^
there’s surely something’ wrong
earth was under water. There was
wa'er. water everywhere:-, and not a
I durn drop of anything stronger and
Ix’tter to mix with it. After so long a
! time the floods run down, and we made
j a right tolerable good crop. Hut in tlie
I main time we had lived one year in n
with those snakes. Tlie re lias been a
j great snapping and hissing in the bag
I for the past half hour.’’
Springing up and lighting the lamp.
I took do.vn the bag and opened i‘.
i The negro was right: something was
I wrong. The black snake, my new dis-
I cover*,’, was in the act of swallowing
my t ger snake. Indeed, lie had Idmal-
teady lit 1 If swallowed, and this must
have Liken considerable time, for tiic
tiger snake was at least five feet long
| and fully as thick as the black
Wishing to save my t iger snake. I shoo
> them both out on the I'oor and made
j the swallower disgorge. ! then pul
| him back in the bug. but the Tiger snak.*
I was dead. How tlie other had killed
! him I was unable to learn, but he was
| evidently a cannibal snake and I could
STRUGGLING IN THE WATER
store no more snakes in the bag witi:
peered to find the woman at liny. Pres
ently they saw an object in the muddy
waters. Then appeared the head and
then the arms of the woman ►;)!::>!:-
ing and st ruggling in the swollen creek.
The body was rolling and pitching in
01 " ' ! the sweeping tide. Tlie waters rolled
her over ami over, and ut times she was
ilmost dashed out of t he foam. It was
a struggle for life. The most expert
swimmer could barely live in the (load
of waters, and the guards stoml look
ing at the woman, expect Ing - every mo
ment to see her sink. la a moment
which was a large, gtns-s panel. Mr.
I.’aggart had hastily armed h'mseif
with a flower pot that stood near by.
They were just in time to secure tlie
job they were after, for the burglar,
alarmed by footsteps nn t he porch, evi
dently made up his mind that tin* door
offcrcl t he only means of escape. liais
ing l.is foot he kicked a hole in the
; glass, and. shoving a lidge revolver out
| in advance of ids body, began to slim
! out.
liis head had scarcely appeared when
: it was struck a resounding blow by
Hu* flower pot hurled by the athletic
’ young preacher. The robber fell out
of the door like an ox under tin* force
of a sledge hammer, and before he
i could recover himself was grabbed by
.Mr. Villa and Mr. Maggart. Mr. Vilbi
gave his attention to tin* big icvoiv *r.
! which the burglar still held, and which
i !:c was attempting to discharge at Ids
captor*.
Hither through accident or by the
i efforts of the villain, the gun was dis-
| charged, but the ball went wide of its
( mark. The report served to increase
j trie excitement of the occasion, and the
j women and children of the congrega-
■ tion. nearly all of whom had a more or
i less vague idea that something was j
j happening in tin* parson's yard, at once
j became hysterical and tried to get out :
of range of the revolver.
Worse than all. the burglar, a lusty i
brute, about five feet six inches tall and
weighing perhaps 1G5 pounds, kept up
a volley of oaths that were indescrib
able. He fought like a tiger, and tried
to shoot one of Ids captors, but they
had him <«i all sides, and tightened
their holds until he gasped for breath.
They gave him no unnecessary pain, for
they were Christians, but they were
lighting Christians, and imbued with
righteous anger. The robber's gun
was taken away, and six of the preach
er’s friends used the fellow tor u sofa,
waiting for an officer.
TOWED BY A SAWFISH.
seized a harpoon and sunk it deep int4
the monster's body. Quick as a lUsfi
the fish darted down the char.tie!, imifi-
ing the line whiz out of the boat. Hub
erts, whose hand was burned from tltr
running line, culled to I’urei'll to make
a turn around the mast. The latter l*jd
no time to do so before the end of thr
line was reached, so he seized it r.utk
Roberts, who had nearly gone over
board, and together they manag’cd tc
hold it until Christian contrived to
make the end fast. Then the fist
tewed the boat down the channel.
Christian maneuvered the limit im-t
shallow water, and here Huberts put
the grains into him again. Then the
fish made things fly. throwing, in his
frantic rage, sand and water high int«e
the air. Roberts contrived to get caugltt
in tlie line, and was in an instant pulled
overboard, a distance of 40 feet from the
boat. I’eing an expert swimmer, be
got hack without any damage. Ths
towing process then again began, this
time with two lines, and the cruisers
went flying down the bay lik:* sports
behind a spanking team of stallions.
After a full hour of this the big fi-k
grew weary and was again lund'xf
aiongside. when a big load of buckshot
was put into him. Stil he was not
dead, but very weary. Huberts the*
performed the dangerous feat of get
ting on his back and placing a line
around his huge saw. It then required
tlie combined efforts of the three meft
to haul him onto tlie sands, and here
| lie began to slash about again. I’ur-
cell got a cut on tlie foot that he is nurs
ing yet.
The men. after rizing him up. decided
that lie was a pretty, dangerous cus
tomer. and might have cat the:r boat
in two with one stroke of his saw. He
was 1SH, feet long, about 4 1 feet
across tlie body, aud his saw was 5 ! ,J
feet long.
HIS GOOD INTENTIONS.
Tliey Cos; Hlri tl 1m Comfort nml Vladft
Itli-i Snpremely Itlitlcnlous.
There was just one vacant seat in the
Wabash avenue cable car. says the Chi
cago Tribune, when a woman carry ng a
large basket and leading a smail boy
by the hand came in aud took the seat,
'she placed the basket carefully in her
I lap nml let the boy stand leaningagamst
her—an arrangement that suited every
body except tlie boy.
"i ’ant to sit there." he bawled, trying
to push Ids mother aside.
"Look out..Johnny! you’ll break tlmai
eggs." remonstrated the woman.
"Don’t care if 1 do!’’ sobbed Master
Johnny.
"I’ll make vou care!" answered i:i«
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Ken-.nrlvuitle WIinte Story.
A curious story, which comes front
; country where they burnt corn for fire- Caen, is told by the HariscorrespoadeM
: wood, and one year In the low lands I of the London Morning Host. A. M.
I of the Mississippi, y here they had a Dubosq was duck-shooting at the
| most hcllatious plenty of cold water | mouth of the River OrneWhen a whait*
j aud nothin else to s^K'ak cf. Hut people (rose near his boat. lie fired both bar-
; must live and learn. And if tlie good
, Lord, in IDs wisdom and ir.crcy. will
only forgive me for this long fool trip
| end spare us Till we can return back
ones!, more unto the land of our fathers.
''here they burn firewood instill of
i corn and don’t need no whole tretpen- ; turned to the attack and filially sue-
I dbts big lot of water, durn my buttons I ooeded in driving the whale arhore. M.
if any mortal man will ever live long Dubocrfhas v-old hia capture to a corr-
: enough to see me. a hen scratch from I*' 1 ?’ n,l(! '* l,n ‘ s bo?n towel to Caen.
rels of ids gnn into the animal, which
dived. The water being very hallow,
the whale soon rose again, whereupon
M. Dubosq jumped ii|K)n its back and
lugan stabbing it with a large knife.
He was tossed into the sen. hut ro-
t?> o'd Kaintucky home."
RUFUS SANDERS.
It is lJ» years since a whale was cap
tuml on this ivirt of the French cca.t.
i tin* woman steadied herself fora mighty
effort. She raised her head high above
the waters, and. turning upon her *ide.
began to strike out with her hands.
Gradually she moved out upon the stir-
lace of the waters, fighting bravely in
the unequal contest. A mile flown she
■ truck for shore, vvli rq L-h.. took to the
woods. Hi * dogs m ain getting on the
scent and treeing her. when the armed
guard cane up and secured her.
The Mule Is .Now Dc«t<l.
A su’t for the possession of a mile
was instituted by a cit’z*n of Hunt
county. Tex., several years ago. The
mirlc lias s’nce died, but the lit'.ga-
i on is going on still, $300 ia easts lias
,! ;*rn piled up. and 100 witnesses are nt-
J end ing the. trial of the er.se. in Green
ville. When citizens fall out lawyers
amt the tax consumers reap the fees.
I fll
Itllill® lu
BEFORE THE LAUGH BEGAN*.
mother, sharply. “Five dozen eggs, as
every last one of’em fresh!’*
His answer was a kick aimed at tb*
j basket. A man sitting opposite heris-
Sergt. McGinnis and Policeman.lohn- ' ^ l
. , Come, mv little man. and s:t on ins
son arrived on the scene within a few v m . .*•
minutes and'took charge of tire bur- ! "V 1 ! . ... . , .
glur. who. Sergt. McGinnis recognized * ; V,r ; 1 i, -* r(,,n to Ri * ° n • vo " 1 r Un, -‘’
a» a worthier* habitue of "Stingaree" i ,,n<, ,,R * ,he
name«l Larry Hamilton, who was lust in
the poliee court a hunt two year* ago
for knocking a tamale man down at
Fourth and 1 streets and robbing hun
of his wares. Hamilton was fined $25
the following day. and not unless after
ward left town.
Calif with Three Ear*.
A cow belonging to A. J. Cnrroiton.
who lives north of Belle Center. O.. has
given birth to a calf perfectly devel
oped except that, the left fort leg is but
a mere stump, having nn extremely
large hoof. The. animal's ear* are in
proper position, and just back of the
right one is a third car growing straight
tip at the side of the head. The calf
appear* quite strong.
: again.
"I just wish I had you home. U'oiihJn'fc
I lay it on!” >nid the mutlier. “Fit
I trounce you right here if I knew what
to do with tills ’ere basket.”
"I’ll hold tlie basket, ma’iiin.” said the
man opposite.
He reached over and took it. Kver?
body hoped to see Johnny get his <£r-
; serts. and a hush of expectancy felloe,
the car. Hut what that scheming wtui>-
au did v* as to'pick up the boy. ctiddift
hint in her arms, and give him a coa>-
portable seat in her lap. Aud tHa
little wretch smiled ut tlie general di*-
eonillturo. while the man oppevlti.* tea
the basket of eggs jsnnee c* they
nml glared with m‘.irderous
Johnny and hi* motbj