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THE LEDGER: GAFFXET, S. €., APRIL 15, 1897.
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8T0IHPS A\T) SFFTrHPS to Inarr '’ ^ is w '^ e * nnd nafc- THE PRIZE EAT BOY. A CHINESE MARKSMAN. 1 defends h:h puppies.
OxUlililiO illiLI oiVTj 1II 1jo» ...w.iii- course tine was nlmiLrlitv ■■' 1 ■
Qiiaint ami Fresh from tho Coun
try Folks.
Snare of Itoefcy Creek MiHacn 111.'*
••AlnJneHt Cllallee ,, to .It.trrjr :»
••WlUtler Woninn’*—Etuninn I’eo-
I»le Kverytvhere.
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Tliconlj’estwidder woman which I have
ever knew that 1 would marry if in case
I had to repeat the
dost, took ami pot
married to another
man one day last
week. Old m a n
Lish Mulligan and
the Widder Uarker
they brung on the
said weddin match.
Mind you now, it
don’t make a blame
blessed bit of dif
ference with me. So far as 1 am
concerned old man Lish is plum welcome
to t he widder, and so far as everybody is
concerned the widder is more than wel
come to old man Lish so long us life
shall last. You must recollect 1 never
said that 1 had spit on the bait and set
my hook for the Widder Barker. But
3 lowed in truth and soberness that she
was the onlyest widder woman in my
general acquaintance which I would
marry if I was necessary compelled to
go forth into this wide and wicked
world oncst more and tangle up with
another bunch of ribbons and calico.
Ca'use why? From the simple fact
that her first husband—Newberry Bark
er was his name—wont off somewheres
out west two or three years ago and
about, the next news we got from him
he had been hung by the neck till he
was dead for stealin horses. Conse
quentially I don’t reckon Mises Mul
ligan. ns she is now, will be forever and
eternally throwing it up to old man
Lish about what a marvelsome great
and good man her other husband was.
In a general way the widder was a right
tolerable good woman anyhow, and,
by gracious, she can’t make no ^lui)-
tius big brags about Newberry Barker.
urally of course time was almighty
Scarce and precious with him.
The weather was wet and rough, and
the road was most outlandish bad. To
make it still worse for the old jKirsou
and the major, the driver land patched
up a terrible sorry team of horses. Tb(*y
didn't have any speed to s;>euk ol. and
they wouldn’t upll a lick only when it
suited them. They would run away
goin down every hill, and then strdl
and stop goin up hill. The more the
driver ripped and snorted and slashed
the worse they got.
Way along late in the shank of the
evenin they run into a scandalous bad
swamp, where the road was sloppy
and soft enough to beg a saddle blanket.
la Just Fourtooa Years of Ago and
Weighs 240 Pounds.
Eccentric Mongolian Who Can Hit
tho Bull’s Eye Every Time.
12c In r.n Crptinn aixl n IU*ro—tlow
He Saved Two flirt* from Drown
ing—Now lie W an la to
Be n Freak.
ItIdeN Use nronelio dm Welt—la Short,
lie In n Genuine t'olentlnl Cow
boy—How Ite Amazed
the Bowery.
John Dickhnusen. of Pittsburgh, Pa.,
aged 14, an orphan, height, live feet live
inches; weight, 1140 pounds: chest meas
urement, 44 ; Ji inches; waist, AO; neck,
17; biceps, 17%; hips, 54. ; se
Such is the name and description of I
an orphan who is making a living as
best he can. John is indeed a wouder
Habitues of the historic Bowerv, in
The wheels went down in the mud, fora 14-year»old boy. and he knows it.
and the horses come to a dead stop. His chief desire is to be placed on ex-
The driver he. whipped and he slashed, hibiticn in a dime museum, and it is
New York city, are accustomed to
strange sights, and it requires an inci
dent of extraordinary novelty to sur-
them. One of these rare occur-
lenees took place recently, when a par
ty of Chinamen, in Hewing silken robes
! and red-buttoned skull caps, entered
but there they stuck and there they
stayed. In the main time Maj. Wash
he was thinkin about that big pile of
cotton, and half crazy to pitch in and
cuss out creation—which, of course,
he would ruther not do that right there
in the presence of the good old parson
—whilst Parson Brittenham. he was
thinkin about the vaHous and sundry
felonious good things he was missin,
and cor. fin in his remarks to Bible lan
guage ns best he could.
Finally at last about first dusk they
heard the steamboat whistle blowin
1 for the landin, seven miles away, and
the stage coach stuck there in the mud
| and water. Well. Maj. Wash he jest
I simply couldn’t hold in no longer. lie
1 jumped up and down two or three
I times in the same place, got ml in the
face, and said, with a loud and furious
voice:
, “Dam them horses!”
The old parson smiled the most
broadest and sympathetic smile, made
a low and heavy bow to Maj. Wash and
said:
“Thank you. major—thank you, sir.”
Hainan People Everywhere.
In my own
and general ion I
••Ain't Worth a Ban! Nov.”
Mother went out the other day. p.e-
rusin around and about through the
settlement lookin for a settin of freah
turkey eggs. And bh-rs your sweet
soul, honev, when she returned back
liotxu
!r that eve,
she was i'oamin.
1 wjiay 1 v. ai.>i ui.i luoi.in jura
lit/’,a odd jobs like that this sprii
llitl.e first place me and Charlie Bllii
furious mad, with her fightinelothcson.
For my natural horn Lie 1 couldn’t toll
where, the storm had ri/.. or what in the
thunder was the matter, anyhow.
"•Unfits Sanders,” says she. "1 want
you to mount your horse—right now—
immediately—t Ids mir.nit—and go’over
to the mill and give old man Charlie El
lington the worst and most, severest
bea;in that any white man ever had to
tote outen these woods.”
Now, to toll the Bible truth about it.
1 want to Kay I war.,; out lookin for any
spring.
!ng-
ton went to school together, took many
and many a liekin together, run horse
races together, and went gallin together
back there in the golden days of boy
hood. And licnceforwards after that
we have been neighbors and fellow
citizens nmd friends together for to these
many years. And, what is more, old
man Charlie ain’t no slouch for a man
himself, and if he ever takes a liekin
from one mortal man you can bet all
your free silver that the other fellow
will be kept monstrous busy in the
maintime.
“What in all this green and naughty
world is the matter with you and
Charlie Ellington, mother?” says I.
“He cussed—be cussed right at mo—
flint’s what!” says she. and bless the
heavens if her eyes didn’t flash the na
tive fire cf hrr righteous wrath.
“What was Charlie cm-sin about,
mother?” says I.
“Nothin in particular,” says she—
“only for pure meanness. I reeke-n. I
met up with the wicked old wretch in
the road and asked him in n kind ne’gh-
borin way how he was gett In along over
at the mill. And what do you reckon
ho said:
” 'You can tell everybody over in that
end of the settlement that 1 ain’t worth
a dam now—straight goods. Mines
Sanders—1 jest simply ain’t worth a
dam.* And with that he driv on. but
if I had only been clcst enough 1 would
of spit in bis face, so help me!”
“Mother, dear, sweet mother,” says
I, soft and gentle as 1 could, “don’t you
recollect the tromendius heavy floods
we had last week, and don’t you recol
lect that the waters fell in such great
gobs and sluices till they washed down
'Charlie Ellington’s mill, and then even
.washed away the dam?”
“Yes. Rufus, 1 did hear the news
ut that.”
Now, then, it seems to me Mice Ckar
ias hut only told you a sad and sor-
ful truth in his own blunt way.
ey right now the poor man ain’t
rtli a dam.”
iVhat did mother do? Laughed a
1c and cried n little, and then went
bed and soon dropped off to sleep.
So runs the world with women in it.
ut she wouldn’t run any at all scarce
ly with the women out.
have seen a right smart cf this lost
and mint world, -and my notion is that
I you will find human people more or
le.everywhere.
One cf them llghtnin rod men ccroe
1 rumbbu through this country taro or
three weeks ago, and if he didn’t euok
| old man Buck Ikunage as done as a
eraeklin then the world must be square
| whilst .the sun rolls round.
Six years ago Col. Alf Whitten moved
i down hereon Murder Creek from some- !
| where? over in (leorgy. bought him a <
! good plantation and put in to take the !
j lend in farmm ami everything else. He
I built him the most lovelie. t home, with |
| plenty of outhouses, stocked the place
i with fine mules and horses, and soon
| get fixed up in red apple style.
Now up to that time old man Buck
H: image had been call in himself the
lead dog of the pack. He lived in the
finest house ami rode the finest horse,
or-d kept the fiiest mules in his let, and
cut a wider swash than any farmer for
likely that his wish will be granted. The
history of the boy does not differ very j
materially from that of any other boy. !
except that at his birth John was of |
normal size, and it was not until after
he was four years of age that he com
menced to grow fat. The boy is not'—
as his weight and measurements would j
indicate—clumsy on his feet. Quite the
contrary. He can danee a breakdown or
do a hop, step ami jump justaslively us |
a boy of any ordinary size.
John is also strong. He can carry r. !
bag of oats w eighing 100 pounds under |
each arm without trouble. He has been
known to do other feats of strength not
usually done by a 3 4-year-old boy. At
present John is employed as a boxdtrneh
vender for Moore & Both, of 1105 Carson
street. South Pittsburgh. He does cot
like work cf all kind, and only reft*
enough lunches to insure himself a
living.
One museum manager bcsep.ade John
an offer, but it is likely that, he will
bold out for more money, only ton dol
lars per week being c!" red. It is a po
et !iar circumstance that the boy bps
keen around the South side fur years
and that no one lias thought he was any
thing out of the ordinary. At the nge
cf 11 years John weighed 173 pounds,
and now, before lie is 1!. ho tips the
scales at Cl.'>. He is still gaining in
weight, and if fed regularly there is no
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The Bnrvon Wn* Thnnkfsl.
The trouble ami the fun we had
about Charlie Ellington and his cuss
word brong back to my mind a good
one they used to tell on old I'arsou
Brittenham. It came to pass way back
there in them plain old days when peo
ple had to ride on stage coaches instid
of railroad trains as they do now.
And from the way the story come to
me, it would sorm like old I’arson Brit
tenham and Maj. Wash Collins had
both took the stage coach for Bell’s
Landin. and from there they would
lake the steamboat for Now Orleans.
It yiould likewise seem that both of
them bad some |>owerful preasin busi-
jfcess down tho river. The major had
[_/ shippen a whole passlc of cotton-
pome fifteen to a hundred bales—and
’ ikin for the price to tumble
he
every
The eld parson w as goin
Thus timl r,o it come to pass in the
run of time that a red-hot rivnlmeut
was worked up between old man Buck
Ramrge ami Cel. Alf Whitten r.s to
which was which and who was who. If
the colonel tumid up with a saddle
horse that went all the gaits in better
style and speed than old man Buck’s
horse could go. then about the next
mv.vs we got old man Buck had lit out
for Kentucky and bought him the fin
est saddle horse that money would
fa‘.eh. So here they went — who
:hculd and who shouldn't, who could
and who couldn't.
And it would seem like t!.e llghtnin
rod man was smooth and quick enough
to take in the general circumference cf
the Riirrourdins, and w hen be driv up to
the Homage place that mornin lie had
jpst simply come to put up some liglit-
nin rods for eld iron Buck. The old
man swore by the livin and the dead
that lie didn’t reed any siidi rod tape
and tomfoolery around his house.
“That house has been stondin right
there whore you see it for more than
40 year a.” says he. “end I reckon I
•in risk it for 40 years longer. What
if a streak of Iiglitrin .was to start down
this way. do you reckon T am fool
enough to believe that a few of them
measly little rods could stop it and
turn it lock? Young man. I may look
like a native born idiot, and T may net
ruther curious at times, but most any
body in th : s country will tell you that
rid man Buck Hamago ain’t gone no-
wheres."
The lightnin rod man turned his
txlkin machinery loose, but old man
Buck wouldn't even nIbhl ’ ;:t the bait,
and finally at hw:t he got to snortin
ami cus.dn around, considerable as to
what be would and what he wouldn’t.
“Everybody to their own notions, but
some jicople have sense whilst others
have fits." says the lightnin red man
aa be climbed on his wagon. “Irpent
last might at Col. Alf Whitten’s and got
tho job of roddin his house from one
end to the other in lews time than I
have foci 1 off here try in to show a
goed man where he was wrong."
“Held on there a minr.it." says oil
man Buck. “Durnwl if I don’t believo
I will let you take the job. I mought
be right and I mought be wroug about
it. You can put up the rods."
Inside of three hours the lightnin rod
man vwas done the job and gone, with a
pro rota shore of old man Buck’s money
in his flank pocket.
Now that was on a Thursday, and
the next fcilovvln Saturday old man
I Buck Bamnge come along by our house
| foarnin at the mouth and mad enough
to fight his awn baby. In talkinwith
mo he jumped on that lightnin rod
man, and cussed ami cussed and
cuvsed. till the native air was all but
hot enough to melt the wax In my ear*.
You we old man Buck couldn’t rest
well at night till he rid tlovvn by the
Vi bitten place to see which hud the
finest lightnin rods, him or Coh Whit-
ten. And when ho rid uplnfull sight of
Col. Alf's house* he saw right where he
bad dropped the jug and spilt h!s mo-
•drsees. By gracious there want a
blame rod C» it. RUFUS SAN’DBrS.
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WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR.
doubt that within a few years he on hi*
merits should win first prize in any fat
I....U >S S.iOV. ■
The history of this remarkable Lby
is a sad one in some respects. His
father died when he was but two years
of age, ar.d a few years later his mother
married again. From that time o.i
John’s life* was, according to his own
story, a bed of thorns without any
rcaes. His stepfather did rot like him,
and did all in his power to make the
boy’s life miserable. When John wax
21 years of age his mother died, and
far a time he livedwith his stepfather.
The latter tired of keeping such a big
little chap in food and clothing and
ousted him fieri Heme. John v.'er.t to
live with a married sister in a small
town near Pittsburgh, hut for the past
three or four years he has been living
in any way lie could. He is a bright
hoy. and if given a chance he would
make his mark. John is an expert
swimmer, and last summer lie ssfred
the lives of- two girls who v.cre in a
skiff on the Monongahcla river, near
Lock No. 1. The boat was capsized by
the waves from a passing steamer, and
John, who was bathing nearby, went to
their rescue and brought both girls
ashore. The parents of the girls were
poor, and the only reward John re
ceived was their blessing. This con
tented him. and he said that i t* would
receive no money for doing an act of
humanity.
of EnsHtnd Forgery.
The clever forgery of notes of tire
Bank of England, which roevirtly came
to light, quite by accident, has created
a sensation from the fact that the bank’s
own pu;x.*r, with the proper watermark,
was reproduced. This had never before
been done. The forged notes were ab
solutely perfect, excepting that the se
cret cipher marks were lacking. The
discovery thatlhc rotes were not gen
uine was made by a cashier, who hap
pened to have reason formally to cheek
the validity of the notes by .reference
to the cipher books. About £10.(M)0
of the forgrfl notes have turned up so
far. and it ban been discovered that they
were all put in circulation in one day by
l»eing changed simultaneously at 25 dif
ferent exchanges in Paris. The gang
is known to be a large one, but so far the
police have been unable to trace its
members.
d/ l
one of the numerous shooting galleries
on th.c Bowery and formed a half cir
cle around a stoekily-built Celestial,
who took up a rifle and began an ex
amination of the mechanism that
showed him to possess a practical
knowledge of its workings. The ni-
tendant Mongolians chattered excited
ly as the rifle in the hands of their
countryman was raised and aimed at
the target; the crowd which hail ij4"-ji
attracted to the gallery by the strange
spectacle got ready to laugh, and the
proprietor of the place regarded the
marksman with an amused smile. A
| second later the whole aspect of af
fairs changed. The Bowery ites forgot
to laugh, while the Chinamen cackled
like a regiment of hens at feeding
time. The rifle had been fired and the
sharp ring of tire gong registered a
j null’s eye.
! The crowd watched the second shot
1 anxiously; the first might have been
; a lucky accident. A second time the*
; marksman scored n bull’s eye: then a
i third and a fourth tunc. A dozen shots
all w ithin the little circle brought con-
I vietion that one Chinaman, at least,
was a dead siiot. and knew as well how
to handle a rifle as any white man
in the crowd. When he had still furtfici*
astonished the onlookers by bowling
down in quick succe.-sion ha!f a dozen
of the little dancing figures that only
advanced members of the shooting fra
ternity present would dare to
tackle.
T.l* Hr.M.ft KH2ln;r.
About 700 rabbits were killed in a drive
along the Crooked riverJn Crook coun
ty, Ore., the line of heatrirs extending
at the start four miles. A mile nnd A
half from the corral n small creek had
to l>e crossed. When the stream wa.*»
reached there were several thousand
rabbits on the run. but they were turned
back by the water nnd most of them es
caped their pussuers.
In MlKlitr Hard Lacb.
An opulent Bath (Me.) citizen spent
half a day sifting ashes in which In* he*}
lost a rickcl. nnd ‘hen didn’t find it.
QUONG TUCK LUNG.
the Chinaman’s conquest w a.*, complete.
He was escorted to his home in ( hina-
1 town by a cheering throng, and only
succeeded in getting away from them
• bv barricading the dcor.
He proved to be Quong Tuck Lung, a
I Chinese merchant doing business at
No. 11 Mott street. Inquiry Lis closed
the fact that he had spent many y ars
of bis lift* in Wyoming, where he had
acquired the knack of using both rifle
and revolver with the dexterity of an
expert; he had also learned to ride
1 bucking bronchos and to throw the
lariat with the wkill of a cowboy.
He was l>orn in China. 35 years ago.
and has lived in New York for the past
i live years. In the west be held his own
with the roughest men wiicni the life
of the plains threw him against. When
[a. man is a dead shot the color of the
skin on the linger that pulls the trigger
is not to he considered.
Of course such a genius could not long
lx- hidden from the great world outside
the little Chinese world. Quong Tuck
Lung received a call one day from a
well-dressed American, who informt*'
the Mott street merchant that he had
heard of his wonderful record w ith the
rillo and wished to engage him as his
j (tersonal attendant ami as steward of
I his estate. The visitor, who proved to
Ih* a wealthy broker of Wall street, of
fered such a princely salary that
Quong speedily decided to leave his
I partner to run things while he followed
' the fortunes of his new friend. lie
has ever since l»cen dividing his time
between his Mott street store, his em
ployer’s house at Westbury, L. I., and
the Adirondack mountains, whither he
j accompanies the Wall tftreet man on
his hunting trips.
He dresses and arms himself in wild
western style, and is prepared to bring
| down either birds or bears, as luck d<*
termines; and he can dress and cook
4be quarry with a skill that the oldest
guide cannot surpass.
Quong is of a saving disposition and
is reputed to be wealthy. Although
he dresses in American clothes and has
more of the characteristics of a white
man than a Chinaman. Quong still re
tains his queue nnd has no intention of
runouncing allegiance to the emperor of
his native land.
Hell In Contribution Ifox.
Alice Morse Earle tells in the Atlantic
of one church where the contribution
box used contained a small bell con
cealed in it, which would ring only
when a contribution was made. The
collection was usually taken during the
•ermon and no stingy churchgoer could
firi-1 of detection.
C*»t Cntchcs PnrtrlflRca.
Samuel Bovens, of Bethel, Vt., has a
♦mined cat that brings in partridge*
for family dinners.
Fierce Flnbt Hot ween n I7or*e cna *
Siberian Illootlbosnd.
The fiercest battle seeni in this part of
the world for many a long day has just
taken place in Shclbyville, Ind. The
combatants were animals—a horse and
a great Siberian bloodhound, both the
property of Thomas F. Chafie, a livery
man. In the fight the horse was al
most torn to pieces and the deg \vc-
scverely injured.
Mr. Chafie is a great dog fancier, ar i
some months ago, while on a visit to the
cast, spent an evening at a dog show,
where ho saw and purchased the blood-
l.our.:!. Queen. The animal is of un
usual size, and anything but sweet-
tempered. The dog occupied a stall in
the stable next to that of Mr. Chafic’s
family driving horse, and the two a: i-
laalS formed an immediate friendship.
“MUDSILL” HAMMOND.
Ez-Govomcr of Couth Carolina
Who Said “Cotton la King.”
An> on Hie Hinder Hill—The Philoso
pher See* Prophecy in (he
Speech oI (tse Carolinian
in IM.'M.
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HIS GREAT GACFMRCZ.
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LEAPED FOP. TITU IIORSE'C THROAT.
In the course of a few woe]:.; they 1 0-
camo almost inse[ ble. The big dog
would lie for hours at a time watching
its equine friend, and the hor.-e become
irr.eauy if Queen were away far any
length of time. Hut their friendship
wa.; to be put to a severe iest. Queen
av.cke one morning some wcoltn ago
and found nine puppies to provide for.
The* horse put its head through the par
tition between the stalls, rubied its
nose along the back cf or.o of the pup
pies, and received its first surprise.
For Queen’s friendship was net preef
egalnr.t canine motherly anxiaty, ar.d
: he mapped at the horse’s reek. After
that there was suspicion and distrust
or both sides.
The puppies were large and p0w?rfpj
youngster.;, and noon became stre: g
erxr -.••If t > warder from st.Ji to stall.
They had nn rnfnrlune.t 1 ' habit cf get
ting under the hern’.; feet, and more
than once Mr. Chafie r.ven d one of the
liltlrdeg: jur.: in time. It war an accident
cf thi sort which brought on the fight.
The horse, moving about in its stall,
planted a foot c:i one of the pups. T! ?
puppy uttered a howl, a: d Queen leaped
for the horse’s throat. The horse
threw up i-ts Imuil, hrcal ln'T the head-
stall. and backed cut cn the str ide
dragging the dog \.l h it. The
stable dcor was closed a nd I he hoise
could r.cti . arc. Ih nnd m>l round tire
narrow 1 apace the animals swung, the
home fre;;::ii i1 v. i h pain, striking
wildly at the dog with it . forefeet, and
Queen, ere.red by the crie ; of her friyh.l-
c cd puppies, tearing fiercely at the
horse’s neck and shoulder. Mr. Chafie,
who war; in the stable at the time,
watching his chance, gained tine ete.hle
door and threw it open, and thehorae
shook itself free and dashed cut into the
RUible yard. Queen, blind with rag'',
leaped at Mr. Chefie and war. met by
a blow from a pitchfork, which laid hrr
senseless on the s'r.hie fleer. Both
horse and deg had been badly ir’jnred
in the encounter, and three of the nine
pups had been killed. The rlx left
have been christened .McKinley. Hobart,
Sherman, Cage, Alger ar.d Clark: or,
and it; is Mr. Chafic’s intertir-n when
the little Logs ar? old enough to pr of nt
them to the d'stirmdilud gentlemen
for whom thev have keen rani: d.
'Hre fount (!:o Tlcblc Deed
of n Kind Fattier.
“Papa is so noble,” said Angeline
Fere de Sere a.s she enrersed the fringe
of her jeweled fan and looked into the
patrician face of theyoungCount Ilcc-k-
emalh
“Your esteemed father imprerscs me
a« bolli generous and kind,” replied the
MISS ANGELING EXPLAINS THINGS.
young nobleman. “Y’ou were about to
speak concerning the matter of dot.”
”1 was indeed,” continued the fair
young women, “and in the matter of
dowry pap is kindest and noblest of all.
Fearing that you might be tempted by
jiecuniary considerations and that I
might be deprived of a pure ami unself
ish lore, he has decided to give me noth
ing as a marriage portion, and—”
“I cannot," added the young patri
cian, “deprive one so good of the love
of an only daughter. The sacrifice is
great, but I ware less a man if 1 insisted
upon marriage. I bid you farewell.”
And Hid young count, dissolved in
tears, went out into the bitter night.
Why Her Faith Departed.
The London Telegraph tells a story
•bout a young curate of evangelical
views, who recently committed the in
discretion of smoking in the street. A
woman, one of his parishioncis, who
saw him, was so shocked that she im-
nfcedlatcJy renounced her belief in the
thirty-nine article*. •
In my last letter 1 said that I did not
Know who first said “cotton is king.”
This admission of my ignorance seems
to have surprised and awakened some
of my Carolina friends and now 1 know
from many sources that ex-Gov. Ham
mond said it in a speech in tire United
States senate in 1S5.S, during the debate
on tlie admission of Kansas, it was ut
great speech, for he was a great man.
It was a state’s rights speech such as
Calhoun might have made, ar.d iu it ne
said: "No. sir. you dare not make war
on cotton—cotton is king. Until late
ly the Bank of England was king, but
last fall she tried to put the screws
upon our cotton crop and was utterly
vanquished—cotton is king." That
speech gave much offense at the north
ind won for him the title of "Mudsill
Hammond,’* for in it lie said: “In all
social systems there must be a Has* to
do the drudgery of life—a class requir
ing hut a low order of intellect and but
little skill. This class must have vigor,
docility and fidelity. Such a class you
must have or you would not have that
other and higher class which leads
progress, refinement and civilization.
This inferior Hass constitutes the very
mudsills of society and cf government
and you might as well attempt to build
a house in the air as to build except
upon the mudsills. Fcrtunuteiy for the
south she has a race adapted to that
purpose. We shall call them slaves—a
word discarded by ears polite, but you
h ive a similar class at the north. Yes.
you have it—it is there, it is every
where. it is eternal.”
1 remember how the northern press
scarified him for his mudsill speech, but
he spoke the truth and it is still the
truth, and more so. for the mudsills are
more numerous now in proportion to
tiie population. Almost everybody in
this region is a mudsill and :f that Ding-
ley tariff hill becomes a law the masses
will all be mudsills for the privileged
and protected Hasses. The common,
people of a nation can never jircsper tin
der a proteetive tariff until a man can
lift himself up by the straps on his
hoots. Only the protected will jircsper
and they are hut a small classenmpared
with the unprotected. Even Mr. Atkin
son. the Boston statesman, says the
Dingley bill will prove a burden on the
people and bring in hut littie revenue.
But 1 did not intend to branch off on
this tariff question, though it is an
Harming and seriou**cne to the south
ern people, for we'manufacture noth
ing to speak of. Everything in this
room where I art writing came from
the north. I have been working in my
garden nil Lay with northern tools and
•von the wheelbarrow has ‘.he stamp of
“Brand Kapids" ujjon it. I didn’t use
t> ba a mudsill, but I am row ami my
hands are so cramped by digging and
forking the ground that I can hardly
hold the pen in my fingers.
But Senator Hammond did not use
that word in any invidious sense. Ue
did not mean to sling mud at anybody.
He had built a mill cn his farm and
knew that it was necessary for the
mudsill to be sunk deejs down below
the water and quicksand or else the
floods would wash the mill away. Pro
tection props will not protect tho mill
unless the foundation is laid deep and
strong, and it is the tod and sweat of
labor that makes our food and cloth
ing. Labor is the mudsill—the founda
tion cl society ar.d government. Ex
tinguish labor for a year or half a year
"r even a month nnd the Goulds and
.Vxto-s and Vanderbilts would perish.
We are told that there is never a week’s
supply of food in N'ew York and those
millionaires couldn't ride and wouldn’t
wall: to the west after it. I am mighty
sorry for these rich and helpless peo
ple. Just let the trains stop running
end the cooks unit cooking and all (he
butchers* and bakers’ shops he Hosed
for lack of supplies and all the horses
get out of food, what would become cf
lhe millionaires in New York city”
They would be ns lieljdess as a painted
ship upon a painted ocean. They would
he like Mr. IJouss. who says he will give
any man $1,000,000 who will restore his
sight. The mudsills must not be dis
honored, for they are the only cla*--;
who are fulfilling destiny, for the Lord
raid ta the man: "By the sweat of thy
face shalt thou oat bread.” Yes. I am
1 mudsill right, now. and if it is a curse
it brings a blessing with it. I work
hard at manual labor and get. all over
in a sweat of perspirat ion, as Cobe says,
and I feel proud of my day’s work, and
Mrs. Arp gets off her matronly dignity
end walks out to nee what I have done
and condescends a few remarks of ap
probation. That satisfies me till next
morning, when I work some more be
fore breakfast—work makes me forget
to brood over littlo troubles and it
gives me a good appetite and. my food
digests and I sleep better and snore less
and don’t cry out with the nightmare.
It is a blessed privilege to be a minis!!!,
a horny-handed son of toil, for it se
cures good health and brings a ma*i
nearer to his Creator, for he was made
out of dirt nnd unto dirt he must re
turn. Adam worked in a garden and so
do I. Eve stepped around and. smiled
an Adam while he toiled and %o dees
Mrs. Arp smile on me. So let the toriif
roll on. It won’t affect, what I raise iu
my garden, I reckon.—Bill Arp, in At
lanta Constitution.
FInIi Hie of Exhunatfon.
It may not be generally known that
there is cruelty in the keeping of gold
fish. Half of such captives die from
sheer want of rest. As fish have eye*
so formed that they cannot enchire tho
light, in. a glass vessel they are in an
entirely wrong place, as is evident from
the way in which they dash about and
go round and round, until fairly worn
out.
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