The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, August 13, 1896, Image 3
THE LEDGER;: GAFFNEY, S. C., AUGUST 13, 1896
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FROM THE WOODS.
People and Things In Qenersl
Around Rocky Greek.
Andy I.nra« TrlU n “Marvolnoiiie" Stary
of “Roan Dick and tho Duiiard”
—A Haniple of American
roiitics.
You maybe mougbt not think It, Rufe,
but I do rnley believe that nniinaln and
things can talk,”
says Andy Lu*
cas one day latt
week as we rid
along the old
Jackson Trail
Koad on our re
turn back from
the big free b.M-
( ver ralllflcation
down there a t
Tucker'n CrosB
Hoads. And with
that the g o r-
gcous and gifted horBe trader went
down after his tobacco, put a fresh
bundle In the ru« k and went on to any:
Itoan Dick a.id the Ituicnrd.
"One day lust week I had took r.nd
made a pallet in a cool place out on tho
back porch and laid rue down to sleep a
few stanzas. But alnrut that time I
looked oil down in the jwster and there
was my roan horse Dick Inylu down
broad side in tho shade of a big persim
mon tree. J could tell from his general
appearance that he was sleopln ns sound
and sweet as a baby. At the same time
| likewise took notice of a turkey bu*-
rard which was snilin round and round
(xrer the paster, and swinunln deeper
and deeper and nearer and nearer to tho
earth with every swoop and circle,
You eon laugh if you want to, Itu/e, and
ft don't make a continental blame bit of
difference with me, but I could hear
that buzzard tnlkln low and sayln to
himself;
" ‘Jf that ain’t somethin dead down
there I'll bo blessed if I know a good
thing when 1 seo It. By nil the devils
at onest I will dip down and see what I
can see.'
•’So with that the buzzard he swooped
flown, he did, and lit In the shade of that
same persimmons tree. In the main
time roan Dick he didn’t move a muscle
nor turn a hair, and naturally, of
course, I don't reckon he was even
drenmiu about boneyards and buzzards,
and the like of that. Now presently the
buzzard got up on his tip toes and de-
scrilied a circle around the horse, but
he stepped tremendius high and hopped
tpopstrous light on the first circuit-
t? -I do wonder In my sou} if tb®t
flnpi horse is dead.’ says the bprsan},
ipehin up 4 .'ittle cjpsernnd talkln to hU
fqol self, whilst foau Dick was still
alcepln the sleep nf the just, ‘If he ain't
(lead there’s nothin In general appear*
incuts, but ain’t he fat? And, dud*
blame It, I am so soandlous bongry till
my skin fits loose. By Jinga, I will try
him one barrel If It breaks up the plan
of salvation.’
"With that the buzzard waltzed up
fciul hauled off and nailed the horse on
his ham at a spot where he was fattest
and his hair was the thinnest. Well,
man sir, roan Dick got up from there,
and when he rlz he rlz a buckin and
pitchin and r.nortln and klckln to bent
nix bits. And in the general shock and
COnfusionment he had clamped his tail
flown and caught the buzzard by bis
head and neck. They went off across
the paster like the dark jxith of a cy
clone-—roan Dick plungin and pitchin
and the buzzard flutterln and floppin
for dear life. Presently the buzzard
broke loose and tore out and flew off
the other way. And as he burnt the
wind towards the western hills I
pQlild hear him savin to himself;
“tTliank the Lord I’m loose and free
pnexf more. Bless and praise Ills lioly
pap 10 ' The dead is alive and the jost are
found.'
'•Bonn Dick didn’t break his gait till
lio had run way over there to the fur
corner of the paster. Then be wheeled
luid turned, with head and tail up,
looked Lack towards the shade of the
persimmon tree, give two or three loud
snorts, and I could hear him sayln to
himself:
“(loshermlghty durn! What In the
round created world was that? Snakes
or fiends, or man or devil?"
“You can say what you please about.
It, llufe, and you can laugh till you fall
off In It,” Andy went on ns serious and
soleineholy ns the head mourner In a
funeral procession, “but Win neither
blind nor deef I am bound to believe
that which I sec and hear for my own
native self."
A Wonderful Old Man.
Down there at the free silver rnlllfiea-
tion I met up with one ninn that is a
Jivin wonder to me. Old man Jack Beas
ley Is now a little turned 70 years In
the flesh and he never has voted but
onest in his lift;.
“I voted one time, Btifus, and only
onest," said 1'ncle Jack in glvin me his
private opinion in regards to polities,
“I was a youngster then and didn't have
no better sense, but I bad a hand in the
ruination of one good man, and I prom
ised myself if j only got forgiveness for
that I nev'T would east another vote
so help me (iod, and I uevenhnve;
"In them days Dave Crittenden—
which you understand, Hufe, he was
the grandfather of our (ins Chitten
den mm a jam-up good farmer, and I
reckon about the best fixed man iu
the county. But all < >f a suddent Dave
he too!, tip a fool notion that he would
love 1.) W the next eouuty judge, where
as he pulled olT atid pitched into the
lace. Then 1 was two more Candida I es
In the field Wat Ashby and Lum liar
dy and It uns pull Dlek, pull devil,
who should nnd who shouldn't as be
tween the three. As for me, I was a
Hcreamin democrat and a Crittenden
man from Ihe jump. We lit in, we did,
and fought over every inch of the
ground. We burnt the wind and sifted
he a-du s for Crittenden votes, and we
pit I'a c in by a sernteh, as it were -
with a majority of only seventeen
vote*. Then in tho general jubilation
which followed I was the lead dog of
the pack. I throwed my hat up higher
than anybody and hollered till for a lit- i Ho
tie I would of split my throat wide
open.
"So far It seemed so good, Rufus, but !
In that campaign I east my first and
Inst and onlyest vote. Cause why?
Well, that election turned out to be the
total ruination of Dave Crittenden—
which up to then there want a better
man than him In 40 miles around—
and I was the malnestman in the gang
that pulled him through and put him
in. Everything went on smooth and
all right for the first, few months, but
by-and-by Dave took to race horses and
fightin chickens, and whisky and cards
and the like of that. He went on from
bad to worse, and more and more of
it, till it was a plum disgrace and scan-
dalntion on the county. Before his
time was out by gracious the ]>eople had
to go and take out papers of compell-
ment and make him give up the job and
toke out and quit. After that poor
Dave Crittenden he took the broad
and easy rood and kept on the down
grade till finally at Inst he went to the
dogs and died the natural death of n
mint man.
“Ro yon can see for yourself, Rufus,
where I helped ’em to ruin one good
man," snvs Cnelc Jack, n.s he took the
knuckles of his left hand and mopp-d
out the salt water which by this time
had backed up in bis eyes, “hut I’ll be
eternally gonned up if they will ever
git me to take n hand in the ruination of
another one, Ro fur n.s I am consumed
the eat can jump any way she durn
pleaoes, and they eon make money out
of gold or silver or pewter or lead il
they want to. But a man don’t have
to vote only when It suits him, and your
I nele Jack Bensly laid down his hand
and jumped the game years and years
and years ago,”
Bank Weatherford the Winner.
When It cornea to makln a stump
speech llttie Bunk Weatherford ain’t
very many. In fact, h© is only a very
few. But on the still hunt, for votes—
when It comes togangin with the hoys
and settin up the pegs—he is way yon
der the most smoothest and slickest
card In tho deck—hot stnlT and a whole
pnosle of It.
By some hook or mereroolf I forgot
♦o tell you that little Bunk Is now high
constable of Rocky Creek. And the way
In which he whipped his light and win
the race, hands down, jest simply goes
on to show that American jKditics have
always l>ecn and always will be—Amer
ican polities.
"YtU! n 00 there was three good men
ouf. for the sfimp place, and between
the ptber twq they did make the road
tremendlpB hot and dusty for me," says
little Bupk to me (he next day after the
election. '’But Will Tom Pickens he
was a candidate from over in the hill
country, whilst Dud Newton he was
runnlu from down In the Flat Woods.
Will Tom he had worked up a scottdlous
strong backln from the l>oys in t he hills,
whilst Bud he never was In the fight
scarcely any to speak of.
“Now In a flat-footed scrub race I
could l>eat Bud Newton every day in
the year, but it. is a whole lot different
with Will Tom Pickens, which there
alnt n better man in the settlement than
him. Well, finally, at last I put tn and
figgered the thing out in this way. If
Bud don’t git nervious and run up Ihe
white feather and jump the game I
am a hot, favorite and Isjuud to win.
But If he pulls out and leaves the field
to Will Tom and me, then the man and
the eellin must meet and I will have I
to bo the man.
"So, consequentially, you can see at
onest, Rufus, that the mu I nest tiling
with me was to keep Dud Newton in the
race and hold out the votes which lie
would bring up from the Flat Woods.
Bright and early the next mornlu I
saddled up and lit. out for the Flat
Woods, and I didn't let nuy grass grow
till I rid up to the Newton pltier and
called Bud out for a private confabula
tion, I then up nnij. told hirq I was
thlnkin right serious about pullin out
of the race since It looked like the old
hep was bound to lay a New ton egg
before she quit the nest. 1 likewise
went on to tell him how m.v votes were
ftillln out and floekin to the Newton
column.
“ 'Will Toni Pickens is like the label
on a I Kit t le,’ says I to Bud- ‘all mound
it but not in it any tit nil scarcely—
and I would love to be your first deputy
In ease the cards keep nn runnin your
way.’
“I spread it on and piled it up in tlint
war, Rufus, till Bud was tiekh'd most
to death and I knowed he would stay
In the race till the cvi nin of the last
day.
“Next then on try return back home
I rid around through the hill country
and give out the news free and promis-
ctis that Bud Newton was at least three
lengths ahead in the nice and gain
ground at evt ry jump. There Is many
and many a man in this great country,
Rufus, that would a whole lot ruthcr
run with tli< i biggest crowd ami holler
for the whin'ii ticket, what I was
after over there In the h'il country was
to start a grand rush and stampede
some Pick* n’li voter, into the New tou
column. In the mu in time I didn’t have
nothin else to do but. to puss the word
around amongst my friends to hold
steady and stand still and wait for the
eat to jump.
“And man, sir. the general machin
ery worked an slick and smoc'Ii as yon
ever saw never missed a lick nor
jumped a cog. Bud N’ewton stayed In
the nice, lie held his own and got some
reatterin xotes which I had stnm|ieded
out of Hie lull country ami away from
Will Tom Picker*. And then finally at,
last when the old cat bunched her feet
she Jumped my way like shot out of a
shovel.”
Human nntiiru 1h most In generally
always liuimin.
Mortal mail, born of woman, is of few
days and no teeth, but full of Ids tricks.
BTgrn BANDERS.
—Rboea were not made “rights and
letta” till the year 1472.
ARP SAYS IT IS HOT.
Llvos In n Lively Village and
Should Know.
Olrt Chap* of CsrteniTlIlc — Tho Major
Grown Krmlnliirent ami Writes In
Itotronpeet Ivr Ksuhlon —OUI-
Tline l*»llt I cm.
lover—not a transient.one, who, like the
butterfly, sijxs the honey from one flow
er and then seeks another, but a true,
fond lover who chooses a willing mate
and sticks. The true, confiding love of
a young couple who are mated, as well
ns married, is the most beautiful thing
In life.—Bill Arp, in Atlanta Constitu
tion.
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LOAFERS.
Sam Jonos Divides Mrnklnd Into
Flvo Clansos.
A STRANGE PEOPLE OF OLD.
Confidence is a plant of slow grow th
in nn aged bosom. The republicansaic
making much ado alxmtsomething that
Mr. Bryan said about the supreme
courts and even some of the (leornia ,
lawyers criticised him severely and de
fended the court, as the best bulwark of
our lil)ortles, and spoke of it as the high
tribunal that stood like a wall to pro- I
feet the people against the assaults of
passion and prejudice. All that is very
pretty to a young man, but old men
have mere memory and less confidence, i
There was a time, a good long timer'
when that court had the respect and the ,
reverence of the nation, especially of i
the south, when John Marshall and 1
Roger B. Taney, two southerners, were ,
the chief justices for a period of nearly
60 years; but soon after Taney died
part I an n ]>olities and sectional preju
dices crept into the court and it is there
yet. It has been only 20 years since i
members of that court ruled Mr. Tilden j
out of the presidency and seated Hayes, j
ns clear an act of legal fraud as was ex or
perpetrated by the most unscrupulous |
jxolitieinns. Law Is said to be the per- \
fectlon of human reason. Then how Is
It that In such great questions rrpub- ,
lican judges decide one way and demo- |
erats the other? It is right melancholy
to recall that, stupendous farce—se^en
democrats and eight republicans nil un
der oath to do Justice in this great ques
tion, and yet they drew the party lines
to a man. That. Tilden was elected all
parties now admit and history has so
recorded. lie was cheated out of the
high office by three members of that su
preme court.. Tills is the same court
that decided that Income tax to be un
constitutional. Why, I wouldn’t trust
such a court with any ease that involves
great corporations, or sectional ques
tions. Ever since Joe Bradley was a
young man and up to 1S70 he was pres-
idi nt or director of two railroads and
several great insurance companies. He
couldn't tote fair with them on one ride
and the people on the other to rave his
life. No, I am like Bryan. I’ve lost
confidence in the integrity of that
court. I will not say that its members
can be bought with money, but their
w ills are molded by undue Influence and
ought, to be broken. Thai income tax
was a fair and just measure and would
have pm. Into the treasury near $40,00<!,-
000 and no doubt saved the government
from the disgrace of that bond business.
But I didn’t start, to write cn polities.
The weather Is too hot to think about
nnvtbing that excites indignation. We
old chnjxs here In Cartersville have liecn
going to school every night for a week,
prejHirlng fer the doestriet sknle show
that was to come off. The ladles got
It up and then levied on ns and put the
oldest men and women In nn infant
class, and wo had to toe a chalk mark
and learn our a b e on a blackboard, and
be taught, to sing “I want to l>e nn
angel,” and we had to spook a speech
like we used to speak it axvay back In
tho no's and ‘trt’s. Rome of us Ivnd to
walk op and he licked for our rnselijef,
and xve had a recess and played many,
many stars with the girls and 1 got
kissed several times and so forth. The
r ights were hot. but xve had fun. lots of
fun—old-fashioned. Innocent fun. Old
people are never so happy ns when re
calling the memories of the old school
days. That Is about as far ba'-k n« we
eon go, and it Is a big landmark in life’s
history. Shakespeare telis of the whin
ing schoolboy creeping unwillingly
Into school. That was a true picture
sometimes, but, as a general thing, we
were glad to go. Chorlcs Lamb writes
of his joyful school days. It was n
most delightful mixture. With a moth
er to help us get our lessons and a fa
ther to encourage nud a teacher to
praise ns when we did well, the daily
task was not hard, and then the sur
roundings, the frolics, the recess; the
dinner bucket, the good time going
home in the evening, the pretty
branches we had to cross, the rod gul
lies where we got chalk, the walnut
trees over in the field and the chv«t»ut
trees on the hill, and then there were
persimmons and blnckhnwks and may-
pop* not far away. We had townball
nt noon, glorious old townball that has
been debased and degraded into base
ball. We used to give good balls to the
batter and wanted him to hit it nud
knock It a mile if he could. Then there
was our old-fashioned shinny that was
akin to tho modern golf. It was a hard
game and kept us with bruised shins
and bloody toes, and gradually fell into
a state of innocuous desuetude.
And there wore some pretty girls to
look on and admire, and xvix had our
sweethearts, and loved to stand by them
nt the Friday evening spelling. rm\
someth non ventured to hold their
hands on the sly, and would purjioeely
misspell tho word to let them get above.
That was chivalry, pure and simple,
Tli*n come Saturday, a long, long,
happy day, when we gathered rlitnquu-
pins or chestnut*, or went to the mill
and went In washing while waiting for
the grist. Sometimes we didn’t wait
for the grist, hut ran pony rn< - e« home
and went buck In the afternoon for an
other frolic.
It is still nieriory':. delight to recall
those delightful days, and it is no won
der that the |>oot.s hove written about
them; and one of them says:
"How dear to my heart are tin* seenes
of my chiidliood.”
The next era that stands out most
prominently is that of the lover, fihake-
f,|»e»re knew all about that, too, and
drew the picture, no doubt, from his
oxvn experience when he was dying for
pretty Ann HtiHidwny. Every mail and
xvoiniin could write a story of love’*
young dream if they would, and some
of them would be sad, very sad. 1
w ish that every lad and Inseie had a
Uor>r4 and Doss Can Ho Cinsoiaod
t.lko Manner—Work for NoWiInjc
Kathor Than Do Nothing
for I'aj.
la
Marco Polo Describes One of the People*
He Met In Ills Travel*.
Hadnshan is u province inhabited by
people who worship* Mahommet, ami
have a peculiar language. It forms a
very great kingdom and the royalty is
hereditary. All those of the royal blood
are descended from Kink Alexander and
tho daughter of King Darina, who was
lord of the vast empire of Persia. And
all these kings mil themselves in the
Rarnccn tongue Zulenrninin, which is
ns much ns to sny "Alexander;” and
this out of regard for Alexander the
Or on t.
It is in this province that those fine
and valuable gems, the Hulas rubies,
are found. They are got in certain
rocks among the mountains, and in the
search for them the people dig gnat
eaves underground, just ns Is done by
miners for silver. There is but one
special mountain that produces them,
and it Is called fiygh'mnn. The stones
are dug on the king's account, and no
one else dares dig in that mountain on
pain of forfeiture of life as well as
goods; nor may anyone carry t he stones
out of the kingdom. But the king
amasses them all, and sends them to
other kings when lie has tribute to
render, or when he. desires to offer a
friendly present; mid such only as he
pleases lie causes to bo sold. Thus he
nets in order to keep the Bnlnsntn high
value; for if he were to allow everyliody
to dig they would extract so tunny that
the xvorld would lie. glutted with them
and they would cease to l>enr any value.
Hence it is that, he a flows so few to lx-
taken out, and is so strict, in the mat
ter.
There is also in the same, country an
other mountain iu whieb azure is found;
’tis the finest in the w orld, and is got in
a vein like silver. There, are also other
mountains which contain a great
amount of silver ore, so that the coun
try is a very rich one; but it is a.!so (it
must lie said) n. very cold one. It pro-
duces numbers of excellent, horses, re
markable for their sjiecd. They me not
shod at all, although constantly used in j
mountainous country, and on very lod
roads. They go at a gnat pace evi'n l
down steep descents, where of her horses
neither would nor could do the like.
A ml M esser Marco wn s told thotnotlong
ogo they possessed iu that province a
breed of horses descended from Alexan
der’s liorse Bucephalus, nil of which
had from their birth a particular mark
in the forehead. This breed was entire
ly in the hands of an unde of the king's;
and in consequence of his refusing to let
the king have any of them, the kitter
put him to death. The widow then
In despite destroyed the whole breed,
and it Is now extinct.
In the mountains there are vast nnm
hers of sheep—400, 500 or 600 in a singlr
flock, and ail of them wild; and though
many of them are taken, they never
seem to get might the scarcer.
Those mountains are so lofty that
Mis a hard day’s work, from morning
till evening, to get to the top of them.
On getting tip, you find an extensive
plain, with great, abundance of grass
and trees, and copious springs of pure
water running do\vn through rocks and
ravines. In those brooks are found
trout and many other fish of (Inipty
kinds; nud the qir In those regions is
no pure, and res’nh'noe there so health*
ful, that when the men who dwell be
low iu tin* tow ns, and In the valley*and
plains, find themselves attacked by any
kind of fever or other ailment thot may
hup, they lose no time in going to the
hills; and after abiding there txvo or
three days, they quite recover their
health through the excellence of that
air. And Messer Marco said he IkkI
proved this by experience; for when in
those parts he hod lieen ill for about a
year, but. n.s soon as he was advised to
visit that mountain, he did so and got
well nt once.
In this kingdom there are many
st raight and perilous passes, no difficult
to force that tb s people have no fear of
invasion. Their townsnrfl village s also
are on lofty hills, and in very strong
positions. They are excellent archers,
and much given to the chase; indeed,
most of them are dependent for clothing
on the skins of beasts, for stuffs are very
dear among them. The great lneT?e*s,
however, nrenrraycd In stuff*, and I will
le-ll you the stylcof their dress. They all
wear trousers made of evil ton eloth.anel
into tho making of tfiesi* some w ill put
CO, 80 or even 100 ells e>f stuff.—Newh
Brooks, In Rt. Nicholas.
I.l Hung ('hang** Mournful Itoncinet.
A funny little story pomes to us from
Russia iu connection with the fote$ for
the pzar’es eurouation. A niomlier of
tho American mlsAion, qn army officer,
wan calling evn LI Hung Cluing. It bo
happened that tld* member had a very
pretty mid charming daughter, whom
LI Hung Chang so greatly admired that
he asked the father’s jiernilssion to
send some flower* to her, which of
course was granted. Imagine the Amer
ican officer'* feelings, however, when
Li Hung Chang had carried down to
the carriage an enormous wreath of
white heliotrope, with nn appropriate
'.nonruing inscription. White heliotrope
wn* the only flower that a Chinainan
could offer to a young girl, the Chinese
statesman explained. There was no
place to dis|Kise of the flowws except
on the top of the carriage, and as the
American was on the way to join a
procession to spend t he day going about
to ceremonies and to functions, there
was nothing to do hut to carry the
wreath with him.—Harper'* Bazar.
f.04ik«il l.lhe It.
First Dentist-Are you going to make
any money Uiia year?
Second Dentist—1 giics* *o. I •cepi
to be pulling out all right.—N. V. World.
Mankind is divided into perhaps these
five classes: loafers, tramps, Sport*,
business men and laboring men. There
seem* to lie room in America for each
of these classes. There are t w o classes
of loafers: those who sit still and those
who tramp, with the odds in favor of
the fellow who will walk. And I be
lieve the class known as loafers are mul
tiplying. I know men in my toxvn who
have not st ruck a lick of work at any
thing in years. I can remember the day
when we hod only one of that sort; and
I think I know a dozen or more to-day.
We frequently hear the remark that So-
and-so is getting along all right and he
don't seem to lie doing any tiling. Never
theless the fact remains that every bite
a loafer eats and every garment he
wears costs somebody something.
Nature seems to have endowed some
men and specially equipped them for
Ix'ing loafers. Sometimes thev inherit
a little money. I have knoxvn them to
earn a good prize In a lottery or w in a
big lx*t. on an election. I have known
many of them endowed with a patient,
toiling, economical wife who will either
keep boarders or take in sewing, and
who pride:! herself upon the fact that
she could not only take care of her hus
band, but his children besides.
It Is n very hard matter for an over
worked man to have any patience with
loafers and tramps and vngalxonds. The
Bible says: “If a man will not work
neither shall be eat," and whoever lives
xvit.hoiit work is Ixeiiting his way
through this world whether he be rich
er poor, a loafer on a goods l>o\, a dude
In society, or an old bum. I believe I
have more respect, for the ‘.ild bum
Mayl>e he xvas of some account before
he was a drunkard; hut I have no re-
speet for the constitutional loafer who
prides himself on the fact that he can
do three things nt once—whittle,
xx histle and rest. I see the same dispo
sition in horses and dogs. Tho horse
that has the disposition of a loafer lags
behind and lets the other horse do the
pulling. The dog that has the disposi
tion is lying always quietly near the
kitchen door waiting patiently for tlu-
rrumbs, while the other dog stands on
guard,i nns 1h<> pigs out of the yard, and
earns the living the other old fat, lazy
dog Is filching from him.
There is one peculiarity about a
loafer: he is always looking for work.
He has been doing his l>est to get a job
for mont hs and years; like the one-eyed
tramp whom the good lady was giving
hi* breakfast and sympathizing with
him in his cadaverous look*; and she
asked him how he lost his other eye.
fie nnid that he lost it looking for work.
Anybody who wants a job bad enough
can get# a Job. I never saw the day In
my life when I could not find something
to do, soon or late, drunk or sol>er;
though T have spent many nn idle day
ostensibly looking for a job. I have
seen a loafing doctor, a loafing lawyer,
a loafing preacher, n loafing dentist, a
loafing farmer loaf themselves out of
house and home, decency and respecta
bility.
Nearly every laboring man is keep-
big up some loafer connected with his
own family or related to his wife. We
do not need any more loafers. We
have got tihout a* many now as we can
carry till we get the free and unlimited
coinage, of silver. And most, of them
are for the free, and unlimited coinage
of silver and a radical change In out'
financial policy. If positions were
hatched out like chickens the loafers
could furnish the world with positions,
for they nre setting—but like, the old
hen setting on porcelain door knob*.
The only thing she does in her setting is
to set a IkuI example without special in
jury to the door knobs.
If the negro had the correct way he
would call all these loafers lawyers;
for w hen a lawyer was questioning a
negro on the witness stand he repented
the question to him, saying: “Tom,
xx hat kind of a dog did you sny that
vna?"
"Boss, I’ze done told you three times;
he w as a ynller dog.”
“Oh, I know you did; but I mean what
xx as the character of the dog?"
“He didn’t have no character. He just
laid 'round and cat all de t ime and staid
fat.. He. xx-ouldn't run rabbits, he
xx-ouldn’t stand guard, he. xvouldn’t do
nothing; and dut ere is xvhat made ’em
call Mm xvhat dey did.”
“What did they call him, Tom?"
“Lawyer, sir,” replied the darky,*
Most men xx ho nre much account are
over-xvorked. A pi an xvho can enjoy
1 icing a vagabond or a loafer Is a consti
tutionally good-for-nothing, stnml-up-
to-be-knoeked-doxvn mscnl. To we the
farmers In toxvn every day, or n Inxcyer
on the street all the time, a mechanic
sitting doxvn iu front of bis shop play
ing checkers, a merchant out playing
hnselxill and tennis and a little scrub
clerk running his business, Is evidence
that the sheriff or a receiver xx ill soon
take possession of xvhat is left. Dili
gence, fidelity, industry, honesty are
the bn*ie principles of a true man. To
shirk and querk, to He out and lay out,
to eat other jieople’* grub and enjoy
the toll of their sweat without return to
fliem ought to lie a penitentiary offense,
if we had penitentiaries enough to take
care of the numbers that xvould go
there. A man xvho enjoy* loafing, hi*
constitution is gone and his by-law*
nei'd amending badly. I had rather 1m*
a doodle digger than a loafer. I had
rather be a dead man than n living nuiti
xx Iloec only job teemed to be the gath
ering of tin* hloHsoiii* off of a century
plant tv job that lusted for only three
seconds and that only recurred once
exory hundred year*. I had rather do
like the fellow did and take a Job of
clerking nt ten dollar* a month nud
x hat I oun pick up, than to loaf. I hud
•ither xxork for nothing than to do
| i ©thing for pay. The Bible teaches us
to lx* contented. St. Baul said: “I havo
learned in xvhatsoevcr state I am there*
with to Ixj content.” I am satisfied St.
Baul xx a* not advising or counseling
i vagabonds or loafers at that time.
There is xvork enough for all, and
the fact that xve have »o many over-
xvorked men is but a demonstration that
| xve have too many under-xvorked men.
Wc need to let up if xve are working too
| hard, and to get up and go at it if xve
! nre xvorking too little. Cornelius Van-
I derbilt xvas reported by the papers
| a fexv days ago us being a seriously ill
; man; and they tell us that the stock
In the railroads which he controls de-
I predated to the amount of a million
j of dollars in a single day* on the »n-
j nounoement that Mr. Vanderbilt xvas
nn 111 man. W. K. Vanderbilt is hi*
brother and is equal oxvner with him
in these railroads, and yet if it had
been reported that \Y. K. had died it
xvould not hnx-c affected the stocks in
their roads to the amount of a dollar,
I dare sny. Cornelius Vanderbilt is a
laborious man xvho stands for some
thing, xvho does something, xvho is
something; his death xx’ottkl lx? a calam
ity; his life is a benediction to the
xvorld. \Y. K. Vondorbilt is a society
man, a yr.ehtman, a gentleman of lei
sure. The difference of the txxo men
makes the odds. Take a laborious man
cut of his community and you miss him
like you xvould one of the big xvheels
out of the old family clock or the ever
faithful steady pulling mule of your
tram xvhen he lies doxvn and dies. The
man xvho lives to purpose nud xvalksto-
xxnrds definite ends xx ill not live so long
ns the vagabond or loafer, perhaps,
measured by days and months and
years; but in usefulness and conquest
be lives more in a single day tt’ian n
loafer will lix-e in a hundred years.
If you nre overxvorked xvhen'your
eye runs over these lines, sloxv up. If
you nre a loafer, get up or get out;
hustle, or evaporate until there xvill be
no evjM*nse connected xx ith your funer
al. Be n dog rather than lx? a loafer
nnd then lM*g the pardon of ex-ery dog
you meet for being a dog and bringing
reproach upon his kind.
BAM P. JONES.
PERILS OF "HAIR BALLS.'
A New Horne Dlseane Discovered In Dela
ware.
A nexv trouble assails the mush-afflict
ed farmer. From various parts of the
country, but most particularly from
Delaxvare, comes the xxail of the “hair
ball.” It is a killer of horse*, and those
animals are dying of it in considerable
numbers.
The department of agriculture has
received recently a good many “hair
balls.” They are the queerest looking
things imaginable. You could scarce
ly realize that they xvero not manufac
tured articles. Picture to yourself a
perfectly spherical ball, alxmt the size
of a baseball, of a yellowish browf*
ccJor. It is very Ijard, so that one xvould
supixwe it to l>e heavy; but it is very
much lighter than an equal huljlc o<
cork. Such a txill four Inches in diam
eter weighs less than fixe ounces. It
*iH*nm to Ixx made of felt, ami xvheq
cut open it is found to 1m* solid and tq
consist of the same felt-like material
throughout. Upon examination unde*
a microscope, the mass proves ?o be
composed of minute stiff hairs, pointed
at one end, and about one-tenth of an
inch in length.
Such is the new plague that has at
tacked the horse. Tin* balls are found
iu the stomach of the animal. Thirty
of them, of greater or less size, an* said
to be taken from one horse that died,
a short time ngonenr Mil ford, Del. These
balls plug up the intestines, thus nrc~
venting the onward movement of the-
food. Peritonitis ensue*, followed by
gangrene, and the unfortunate beast
dies after a fexr hours of intense suf
fering. It is not surprising that farm
ers should have Ixvn greatly puzr'feil
as to the nature and formation of tho
bulls. However, the explanation iai
simple enough.
The introduction of crimson clox’er
os a foragi* plant into the l uited States
is comparatively re< , ent. As is the easo
xvith many ot her specie* of plants, parts
of it nre hairy—notably the calyxes
of the flowera and the stalks of the
flower heads. In the early life of the
crlm.oon elover these hairs are soft,
but Inter on they become hard and
bristly, and the microscope show’s that
their surface is covered xvith barb*.
If a horse is fed xvith hay that is mudo
from the fully matured crimson Hover*
there is pretty sure to be formed on
accumulation of the little hairs in tho
stomach of the animal. They hang to
gether by the barbs, and the sphere thus
formed is steadily increased in size i>y
the subsequent additions. Eventually
It stop* up the int stine, interfering
with the vital functions. Hence the
trouble of which the farmers of DHa-
xvurc and Hsexxhere are complaining
just noxv.
Tho occurrence cf hair halls in tho
stomach or intestine* of horses, and
more commonly of cattle or sheep, in
familiar to xeterinury surgeon*. Usual
ly such bulls an* composed of liniro
taken into the stomach little by littki
xvhen the animal* are licking their
coat*. These finally become matted
Into spherical concretion*. In the neu
ter of tin* hall Is frequently found ana.il
or some other hard ob ject, nround xvhich
the first hairs xvrapped thcmsHvea.
Riteh hair ball* nometimcfi consist ot
the so-called "lM*nr'l*,’’ or axx n«, of oat*,
barley or other grain.
The department of agriculture rjrt*
vise* the farmers never to feed crimson
Hover to their stock after the plants
have ceased floxvcring, and especially
never to 11*0 for fodder t he straw of criin-
wm Hover raised and threshed as a
seed crop. The dangerous hairs do not
lx*come stiff until Hie plant has passed
the flowering stage, tmd has liogun U»
ripen.- St. l*mi* (.ilobe-lVmoorut.
Ileaillnz Her Off. ^ I
“Julia’sxveddlngl*deferred until fall. ,, j
“Ye*, the young man xvho is to marrjft
her wn* afraid Julia xvould wear a «hir|
vxaiat.”—Chicago Record.