The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, May 14, 1896, Image 3
THE WEEKLY LEDGER: GAFFNEY, S. C., $IAY 14, 189G.
FORKS.
from Iho “Cou-
Stroama”
liurrh Tics I’p the
jicciuoutliilly There
lm.es Insteavl of
Lit; Smufthnp.
L nnd wetldin .sniasl;-
l libuliitions a lid con
fusion men ts
that have ever
conic to pass in
this "rcen anti
\v i c It c tl old
world—we had
it right down
here in t li c
Kocky Creek
settlement, in
the run of the
hast, two weeks.
In the spring
is t lie right and
ft raley seems to me, for
to fall in love and go
It married and settle down
llhit yet still ;it the same
■ sap is up nnd t he freshets
creek slops over, there is
Uu* land and weepin and
lowgrounds of sorrow.
[•<1 the Wrong Knot.
“ginr.in the Keverent Josh
so had rattled over at lied
■h one. night, and made sie.h
lius big break till bless
fhe 1 led the wrong knot and
(the v. rong ; air.
had went out that linns
iTiid Mi ; T nipie Murdock luwl
Ithe eouelt;. ion that life would
lie lot more brighter and hap*
|i tliem if they would sail in and
lies for betti r or for worse, till
t hem part. The show was set
ll iy i.ig'nt ;it candle liglit, nnd
rybody in the settlement for
ground turned out and went over
to lied I.evel church to see the
and hear the fatal words spoke.
|.!ie main tiir.c Jhid Newton had
to play as best jitnn for the oon-
|;.nd .Mi - Maud;. Singleton she had
engagements to stand up with
whilst the pr-nclier tied the knot
Inns and Miss Temple.
t>w then, as to old Parson Hanson—
the go i.l herd never pumped the
Mh of mortal life into a better man
fn him. Ihit old man Josh is knockin
|ng into the vale of years and tears
^sidei ahie, and in regards to eyesight
is rather dan and doubtful. And
Bat is worse and more of it, ho is Jest
iturallv a ino-vion and skittish n« a
Ight younggirl. Soeonseipientially he
rent to woMi years ago and fixed aphis
Ittlo woddiji speech and got it by lieart,
lad he don’t have to do any read in in
mlerment to tie. the knot, nnd tie It so
St will hold through thick and thin,
fheneeforw ards and forever.
The church was crowded to standln
room only that night. I boss gracious,
the people were jammed and pack in
there so reglar and so thick till you
^couldn't of stirred cm with a red-hot
pokf*. Tliey come by twos and in
droves, it^wagons, on liorseback and
afoot—which, you understand, the
weather was pleasant and the moon was
full and bright, awl it seems like every
body thought it was a bully time of
year for weddins.
At any rates—in tin general bum nnd
push and stir and excitement—old Par
son Hanson lost his ii*rvc and went
rattled and got tiiii ; al] mixed and
muddled up to a tcrril le extent. And
finally at last when' ,'iie tlmtt come to
proceed v.ifh the prnei dins blamed if
he didn’t pitch in. “sight onsecn,” ns it
were, and marry tiie wrong couple. oV.t
man Dunk Weatherford was there nnd
he riz up in the crowd and tried to stop
the parson and switch him around on
the right track. Hut the parson he was
goin it Mind, in sich n wild swish and
mvivet to git the dread off and tin* agony
over, till it seems like nothin could stop
him till it was everlastingly too late.
Then Ibid Xewton and Mis* Mandy
Slnglcfon stood forth a* man and wife,
with all that Irenienditis big cro>vd for
witncssi's, whilst Hans Milligan nnd
Miss Tempie Murdock looked like they
had been sent for and couldn’t come
across. Old Mines Singleton — the
mother of Miss Mandy Singleton, ax
she had been, but Mises Hud Newton as
she now was screamed and fainted on
the spot. I Pins and M : ss Tempie turned
white and red by fits and starts. Miss
Mandy she cried a little around the
edges, and when the old parson found
out, what a seandlous big mess lie had
piade—unheknowanee to himself, as it
were |jc broke out in a cold sweat and
wound up with a buck ager.
"The r.rltlegroom Came tip MlMln.”
Now rn them days it also cone to
pass—in less t ime than a week afierthc
storm at Heed bevel church—that, they
had the most gonebyest wed ill' smash-
up and seandnlatkm ever h ard toll
of or read about, I do reckon.
The news had been goin aliout fora
long time to the general ' \tent that
Tim Hogan and Miss Hal o Skinner
would soon jine their right hands and
work out the. sum wherein you add two
together and it don’t m: e hut one.
If people in general H ught as much
of men as they do of horses—if they
would put up a large reward for the
best man at the next ate fair, I would
enter Tim Hogan f< first money and
land the pile as si ooth and easy as
pickln it up in tli big road. Tim
stands six feet two inches in li is socks
nnd pulls up the beam at 180 pounds,
risin weight. Hut, at the same time, he
is straight and round and smooth as
the butt cut from a hickory tree. His 1
hair is black and curly, Ids eyes arc
blue nnd hr'ght and his skin as white
as milk. To anybody that don’t know
Tim Hogan it is a thousand wonders
that he didn’t git. married long ago.
Hut to them that know him the w here
fore's and t he w hcnooncss t hereof stands
out as plain as a painted hors/, rack in
three acres of burnt woods. He is the
weakest and most senrryest man I have
ever saw in regnida to girls and women.
He neve? could stand the very shadow
of any livin female, human thing.
From gerorol appeonm nts and w hat
little I have picked up around amongst
the neighlxws, it would seem like the
weddin mutch which'had been worked
up iH'tv.cen Tim Hogan and Miss Habe
went on re nice and smooth as Uitter-
eake's and molasses up to the very last
pinch of time, and then bless the
heavens if the niaincst man didn’t come
up inissin. The new s was first lining to
me on the lipxs of a white man by the
name of Hueas—Andy Hucas—and 1 can
ti 11 it to you as it was give unto me.
“What makes the smashup so ii fernnJ
hard and hurtin on me, you unde i sland,
r.ufe,’’ says Andy, “I hac] put my own
finger right tolerable deep into the
weddin pic. I had went in like the
blasted idiot, which I am, and worked
things up to the stiekin pink as I
thought, between Tim and Miss Hahe.
“Now us yon know, Ilufe, w hilst I do !
love to see the earth multiply and re
plenish, for a common thing l don’t
blow in any precious time to speak <if
to bring on weddin matches for other
people. Hut 1 knowed and everybody
knowed that Tim was dead gone, heels
over appetite in love with Miss Hake.
He never had told her so. he never had
told me so and lie never had told any
body so. Hit was also pla’n as daylight
that Miss Hahe had some tender spring
like feclins for Tim. If Miss Mandy
Singleton was xvillin over at Itcd bevel
the other night, you understand, Ilufe,
Miss Hahe was more than willin. So I
went to work and got up two or three
pioknics and moonlight part ies and let
clown the fences between Tim and Miss
Hahe, as it were, and then by doin a
whole lot of the court in myself 1 got
things to swingin right.”
OLD FATHER TIME.
Bill Arp Says That Ho Is a Good
Doctor.
He SofteiiH ami Soothes the rnuHloiiM and
Afipcrltien of Mfe-The Taut ami
I'resent—Mr. Itouss In
vited South.
Tho Storm ISIowed Over.
It would seem like everybody got rat
tled and went to pieces that night—
everybody exeeptin Hud Newton. The
family records will show that Ilticl was
born in tin dead of w inter, lip wn* horn
rool. The higher the storm rises the
cooler you will find Bud Newton. lie
lakes things as t-liey come nnd go, and
Jest naturally “dot.’t giveadum.”
When it come Ilud’Htime togivo in Ids
opinions in regards to what had come
In pass he lowed he “didn’t give a durn.”
lie didn’t go over there that night to
cit married and in*, never did ask Mias
Mandy to have him, but if the game
I ad to stand where it w:is nnd “the* gal
was willin,” it didn’t make acontincu-
Hul durn bit of difference with him.
Tlie parson said lie was mighty sorry
flint he made the had break, but the
knot was then tied hard and fast and
nothin hut death or the chancery court
could cut It in two. He couldn’t spile
put and start over, but he could proceed
with the proecedins, tie another knot
nnd make Ihms and Miss Tempie man
■md wife if they was still in the notion.
Katurally of coui.se Huns and Miss
Tempie was still in the notion, nnd the
[.arson then put in and spoke his little
Irtlt-and-dried piece to them, which
mudo two souls luippy and two hearts
£lud.
ISut tlic Ilamstrln? liroko.
“We didn’t go it; for no stavin big
church weddin, with music and flowers
and fancy tri:nmn:s,” Andy went. on.
“I knowed blame well that Tim couldn’t
f land anything like that, and I didn’t
want him to pull or. the hits right at
1 tie start. So we fixed it up to haven
puiet little family weddin. with nobody
there but me and the preacher mid a few
>f the kinucry on both sides. And then
thinks I to myself if the hamstring
bolds nnd the t.r«. 'es don’t break and
flic breech in don’t fly up there will be
1 appy t imes and plenty of gixwl pick in
over nt Hie Skinner place when that
v cddlu day comes.
“So after KUpjH i i.vi night i
my horse and rid on over to the Sk inner
place to shove up the chunks and roe
the thing well done. Everything was
ready and waitin. Miss Hahe she was
diessed out of sight and lookin so fresh
md sweet till by gatlins it made my
month water to look at her. Presently
the preachei* rid up and come in, and
• hen everybody war. there but tl.emain-
< st man. Tim Ixrgan conic up missin.
Wo waited and waited till itwant no use
In wait. Miss Babe she. cried, the
preacher led in prayer, nnd I got so
foam in mad till I went out on the l>aek
|s»rcli and belt a private cussin match
all alone with myself.
“Finally at last I couldn’t stand it no
longer. I then got on my horse and
rid over across the creek to see w hat in
the thunderatloiikS had went with the
tnainest man. I felt so creese fallen
nnd furious till if I had met Tim Hogan
in the road that night I have no doubts
but what a second-class funeral would
be goin on right now. But when I got
to the Hogan place and dismounted and
went in Tim he, was piled up in lied
shakin and tremblin from head to foot,
with his eyes bulged out till dadburned
if you couldn’t of took a stick and
raked rm off. Skeercd? Man, sir, lie
was skeored in nn inch of his life, and
sweatin great drojis of cold perspira
tion as big as your fist.
"At first I put right in to give Tim
my private opinions in rale strong
United Slates language, hut when I
spoke the words “.Miss Babe” and “wed
din” he jumjied under the cover, and
blamed if it didn’t look like he would
shake the house down and dje-with the
spasms. To start with I had Boinc
hopes that I mought maybe rally him
around the old flag oncst more, but H
was nil pluperfect vanity, Ilufe. lie jest
naturally couldn’t come totin' scratch.
"Tinj Hogan never w ill live to git mar
ried, and if he does It will kill him.
As to Miss Bills*, I reckon the right, man
will come al rug some of these days,
and I do lio;>e she will be happy lienee-
forwards nr.i^ forevermore. Butin the
main time, Ilufe, there is one man in tho
-ettleiiient that lias forever retired
from the weddin business, you under-
Mnnd, and Ids full mime is Andy Jack-
son Hucas." Kurt s f ’.t Rs.
—Highland Trail is the h 0 i
in Florida, lilt) feet.
land
Old Father Time is a horrible-looking
creature wit h hisroythe in his hand and
nothing on but his Iroties, but he is a
good doctor. Hong liefore. he cuts us
down he begins to soften and soothe
the passions and asperities of life and
to prepare our better nature for the
only solution of life’s problem, which
is love to Ood and to our fellow-men,
but. very few old men carry bitterness
to the grave. One day I observed an
old man for whose, talents the com
munity had great respect talking to
a friend. His eyes flashed and every
linament of his face betokened anger.
As he struck the end of his cane to the
pavement he said: “I ought to have
killed the scoundrel.” Cautiously I
approached and inquired: “Had a diffi
culty w ith somebody, colonel?” "Oh,”
said he, “I w as just telling Brown about
a little nlTair that happened alwut—let
me sec—yes. Just 45 years ago." But
even he me llowed down some years be
fore he died. Now, if we lived ns long
as Noah or Methusalcb, or even as long
as Abraham, we might feed and cherish
bitterness for a hundred years, but
three roore years and ten is too brief a
time to be wasted in passions.
Thirty-one years have parsed since
the war, and I was ruminating over the
difference between now and then. We
veterans remember when we were all
accused of treason and many of our
leaders had to flee the country for feeir
of arrest and trial and condemnation
and death. When to possess or exhibit
a confederate flag provoked imprison
ment; when we had to defend the lost,
cause or lament its fail me in whispers,
and when every man who was worth
if.20,000 had his projicrty confiscated un
less he petitioned for pardon and paid
well for it. The pardon brokers at
Washington made millions out of our
wealthy citizens.
But time has diluted tin* bitterness
of those who wen* our most malignant
enemies. Hefleetion has tempered the
prejudices of our northern brethren,
and now we roe (ien. Cordon and Ceil.
Hongstreet given glad and w illing wel
come as tliey discourse temperately
and truthfully of the war, its causes
and its results. Now here is the carjiet-
bagger who figured in reconstruction
times more denounced and despised
t.lian at the north. More than all this,
u monument has Ix'en built on northern
ground in memory of the confederate
dead. Brotherly unions of the blue
and the gray have been held at various
times and places, and thousands of the
grand army are moving southward and
Iruternizing with our people. There
is only one sore that does not heal, and
that is the hard fact that while we pay
our ow n pensions we have to help to pay
theirs, and get nothing hack. The
estimate is that it takes half a million
annually for Ccorgia to pension her
confederate widows and disabled sol
diers, and ten times as much to jxiv
her part of the union pensions. This
S5,000,()(;() goes into their hopper and
wc get no toll. But even this will pa«s
away. Old Father Time is slow up
there, but he is sure. UniK'iisioned sol
diers don’t live, as long as those who
feed on government pap, and there an*
not. near as many of them. We see it
stated that there are now less than
100,000 confederate survivors. I told
that to a fisleral general in Florida
not long ago, and he ruminated over it
some time and said: “You rebels fought
ro hard ai d <-«!iqid ro vr.’.'.x* 1 '. y-.w broke
down your constitutions. Stonewall
Jackson’s fool cavalry, 1 know, inue-t
have worn their legs otf up to their
knees, like Munchausen’s famous hunt
ing dog.’
But after so long u time the heroism
of the sout h is looming up and t he lost,
enusc shines before the world in aelenr-
rr and more lustrous light. No sutie
man speaks of us n» traitors now, anil
we. are permitted with a kindly grace
*o honor our dead and build monuments
to our heroes. Pal) iotism and courage
arc honored everywhere. There are, of
rcurse, a few heart less souls in every
lornmunity who cure nothing fpr the
.-aered memories of the war. and with
| ious unction exclaim: "Oh, let the
.lend past bury its dead. Hook not back,
but forward. We have no time for senti
ment.” Such men will never defend
their country nor help to save a state.
A jx'oplc w ithout sentiment will never
have mi}' heroes. Dr. Johnson, the
I'reatofit philosoptwr that ever lived,
‘■aid: “That man is little to in* envied
whose patriotism would notgnln force
upon the plain of Marathon. Kvcu re
ligion, which is animated only by faith
and hope w ill glide by degrees out of the
mind unless it In* invigorated bj calls
to worship and the salutary influence
of example." Never was anything more
truthfully said. The good citizen must
keep his patriotism alive by cherishing
the. memories of the wars in which they
or their fathers wore engaged. Over
?.0()0 years have passed since t he Athen
ians defeated the great army of Darius,
but Marathon is still memorable in song
'ind story. It is the watchword of
patriotism. A generation has passed
dnee the battle of tlettyshurg, hut the
»alor of the American soldiers of both
n in ies, ns displayed in that bloody
fight, will shine iu history as long as
there are people, to write, or (teople to
read. We are glad that Col.(Jarnett has
conic south to work for the memories
(if the lost rnuro, and to tell us about
'.Jettyshurg. Did not our hearts burn
i* ithin us as he dr fieri lied the thrilling
scenes that absorbed ids vision and
magnetized every fiber of Ids beinfc.
Who can ever forget the exalted emo-
fionstliKt a great battle Inspires? Then,
!ct every veteran go to hear this elo-
[pient Virginian ted for a time quiver
with iinsuppresrod emotions. Bet every
young mail, yes, every lad and lassie go
to hoar him and have their patriotism
quickened and marie stronger. Henry
Llnuly won tho applause of New Eng
land and the mighty no'rtli when he
dared to say in his great speech: “The
fouth has nothing for which to apolo
gize. The late struggle between the
Ftales was war and not rebellion—rev-
3lution, and not conspiracy. Not for
ill the glories of New England would I
exchange the heritage my father left
me in his soldier death.”
But who is this Charles Broadway
llouss, w ho lias so recently electrified
the south with his munificent and patri
otic proposition? Col. Garnett has told
us. Wc have seen his earnest, genial
taco in the papers, but that is not
enough. He must c ome south ami min
gle with our people. Col. G. W. Scott
gave $100,000 to found a college for girls
tit Decatur, and Dr. Candler, when de
livering his beautiful oration atits dedi
cation said: “Where is he? Where is
the man who in this selfish .'ige has done
this tiling? Has his modesty hidden
him from the public gaze? Col. Scott,
stand uj) and let the jieople look upon
^ou and see what manner of man you
ere.”
Just so wc would say to Mr. Itouss:
"Come down here and let the south roe
ton face to face. Stand up before us
and let us roc what manner of man you
are.” Thousands of waiting hearts will
tcho the sentiment that has prompted
SAM JONES’ LETTER.
Tho Proichcr Diocus.ico Iho Politi
cal situation.
Ho Does Not Hl'IIovo tho Kilter Question
tho Outy Issue Itcfore the People
—Tho Inerettabig Kato
of Taxation.
Politics arc a sort of a mixtry these
days. I have just rotui nod from a tour
of the west. Senator Tillman’s pitch
fork and all was out there w hile I was
in the state of Colorado. 1 followed
along his track as he came back through
Kansas, Missouri and so on. He certain
ly had an ovation in Denver. Pitchforks
were at a premium. But as he came
east the procession grew beautifully
less. 1 am sure that free silver has Col
orado by an overwhelming majority.
It looks now like Kansas and Missouri
ire follow ing close in the wake of Col
orado. with Mississippi and Alabama
next in line.
It does look like an alliance between
the west and the south. However in
homogeneous and unmixable they may
; be on other lines, they arc together on
silver, and a great many of them in both
, sections really think that free silver
: means free silver. The goldbugs arc
! looking on the procession with some
. . | amusement and with some chagrin.
Mm to do this thing. At last t he south The democratic party is evidently divid-
will have a Mecca to which her pilgrims
can go and feel Unit the cause, though
iost. is recognized, and its memory lives
w ithout a taint of treason.—Bill Arp, in
Atlanta Constitution.
WOMEN WASH FOR GOLD.
North ('iirollna Haines Hear Their Part
tn tho .tlliilng Operations.
Among the inhabitants of the south
ern mountains, among those strange
left-over people whose customs have
little changed from what they were 200
years ago. women bear a large share
of the burdens of existence and they
don’t call themselves new women.
In the South mountains of North Car
olina, lying to the south of the old town
of Morgauton, the poorer residents ob
tain a small amount of ready money
by panning gold in the. ‘‘branches,”
a-s the little streams are called. It was
told that by far the greater part of tills
work was done by women, and I was
invited to make a journey through the
mountains with one of these women to
net as guid<' and preceptor.
As we stood the next morning before
a log hut the door opened and a woman
stod before us. She was introduced by
my friend as “Tine” Hank. About 20
years old, rather small, slight, dressed
in a coarse gown of nondescript color
and material, her eyes were of the most
beautiful brown, while her glossy black
hair was done into a simple knot at the
back of her head. Her feet were bare
and as brown as the soil which formed
the floor of the cabin.
“Tine" had been forewarned of our
coming and was ready to start at once
with her gild pan under her arm. In
n commanding tone she calk'd to n man
who sat by t he fireplace, telling him to
get a shovel and follow. \Ye took our
wav down a crooked trail which ran
ed and will most assuredly put two can
didates in the field unless there is a
revolution in some way between this
and An* Chicago convention. That there
is depression and dissatisfaction and
unrest upon the country anyone with
I ryes can readily see, and it is not hard
| to persuade most of the dissatisfied ones
j that the demonetization of silver has
i brought all these woes upon us. \Yhnt-
! ever this may have had to do with the
condition of things, or may not have
had to do with them, deponent saith
not; but the man who ascribes the
financial depression and commercial
disaster of this country to the demon
etization of silver alone has traveled
less than i have and lias less sense than
I have, nnd I am willing to confess I
have about as little as a man can get
ilong with. Maybe Ben Tillman is
right, that it is not only the demonetiza
tion of silver hut Hi" overproduction of
fools. It will be just like the democrats
to put two candidates liefore the people
And get the very hind sights beat off of
them. With some democrats acting tho
rascal and the balance of them acting
the fool they will fetch up somewhere
between the devil and the deep blue sci,
if they arc not already landed there.
A man who is proud of being a demor
•rat now would he proud of his daddy,
if he was a mule. A rantankerous,
consolidated, concentrated prohibition
ist like my fool self can look on tho
marching procession of the democrats
ind republicans with as little concern
is to which shall be!: the other as the
Did woman was eoncviiicd when her
husband and the. l,;rar were lighting.
With Bland or Hen Tillman a* the can
didate of the free silver party, and
Whitney or Campbell of the goldbvtg
Jcmoerats, and McKinley as nominee
of the republican party, a cross-eyed
alongside one of the “branches.” If it
had been a pleasure to see the grace and n, ‘gro can shut his eyes and see i he head
beauty of this woman In reposej it was * n that race. Hut seriously,a great
a marvel to observe her gliding along 1 men think and feel that with the
the forest path, with cverv muscle in,
plnyN •very motion adjusted to the
needs of the moment,’ now stepping
deftly from one stone to another, now
grasping the small limb of a tree to aid
her In a strep part of the path.
When we reached a place where heaps
of gravel and sand showed that panning
had l>een done, “Tine” assured us she
carefully chosen a panful of gravel, she
crouched down and commenced t he op
era! ion of “panning.” I have seen this
delicate task performed many times,
hut never liefore with such rapidity and
dexterity. In an incredibly short time
rhe gave the final twist ot the iron pan,
and exhibited it to us with the small
remaining amount of gravel collected in
Its lower edge, while the tin yellow
scales, the “colors," were arranged in
a sort, of line in the upper part.
Then she jumped to the opposite side
:>t the branch, digging with her hand*
at some loosened pieces of quartz In the
opposite bank. She returned, carrying
three or four pieces in her hands. One
of the fragments she held out triumph
antly. saving: “It’ll carry right smart
gold," while her bright eyes shone with-
pleasure.
Placing her trophies on a flat stone,
rhe proceeded to heat the quartz to a
fine jiowder. Scraping the crushed ma
terial into the pan she proceeded to a
small pool in the stream and went to
work ns deftly ns before.
A pretty picture it was and a novel
one, this delicate featured, barefooted
woman, bending over the edge of the .
stream, which rushed nlong among the
[fray rocks, taking its path down the
•lojM'of themountain under the big pine
trees. When the pan was presented for
inspection there. Indeed, was “right
«mart gold." Instead of a few flakes a
yellow streak showed on the black sur
face of the pan—“almost a penny
weight." as the mountaineers informed
us. This heingjilnced in a sharpened
quill brought along for the purpose,
we left tlie ‘‘branch" and started for
other profitable workings.
During the day we encountered sev
eral women, usually In small parties,
engaged either In ‘ g or In liont-
Ing up the loose vein of rock after the
primitive method which "Tine” had em
ployed. They told us they averaged
about $J a day when they worked hard,
and there was. of course, always the
Mmnoe of striking a ‘‘pocket,” which
might give them $20 or IHO in n lump.
1 hey were able to turn their winnings
it once into cash by selling the gold to
the local storekeepers. —N. Y. Herald.
—Hainartiue's bcftt^ioctfy was wrlt-
len when he was rJ> moYc than 20 years
it age.
be given for that,” and every little, long
haired, short-legged, hollow-eyed jack
ass that runs for the legislature la
promising the dear people, that if ho ran
only get into office money will grow on
trees, the rivers shall flow with honey
and the mountains shall turn into pones
of bread already buttered. And by and
by the “dear people" will be looking to
tho government, both national and
State, to take, them out of bed in the,
morning and dress them, furnish their
clothes and give them the world and
fence it in, nnd paint the fence and put
brass knobs on the gate posts. I can
didly believe that whenever and wher
e’er you let up on a man’s responsi
bility to feed and clothe Ills children and
provide for his household needs, and his
obligation to do so Ik*, neglected, you
damage the citizen and hurt the govern
ment under which i:c professes to live.
Some men already believe that it is the
government’s business to take charge of
their children, feed and clothe and edu
cate them and furnish them books.
Every man to his taste, said tho old
woman, as she kised the cow; but first-
class citizenship does not lay along the
line of something for nothing, and comc-
easy-go-easy unless a man can say ns
Hat did, when climbing the ladder with
a hod of mortar on his shoulder, with
the blood almost spurting from his face
as he strained his muscles climbing tho
ladder, telling Mike at his side how he.
lost all the money he invested in the lot
tery, and Mike protested, saying: “I
am not fool enough to throw- away my
money like that.” “Ah,” said Pat, “with
me it is “come easy, go easy!’’ The
time has come when we need thought
east in a bettor mold and logic with hot**
tc r foundations and purposes higher
horn to guide us from the wilderness
with its snakes and growlers across
over into the land that flows with the
milk and honey of prosperity.
Sam P. Jonks.
WOMEN AND MEN IN ENGLAND.
free coinage of*xil\er at a rat’o of six
teen to one, we can bring back pros-
aerity to our country again. If the
proposition is true, then who would
not lie for the free and unlimited coin
age of silver? Who is it that dues not
covet prosperity for his country? If
the gold standard w ill bring back pros
perity to our country, who would not
could obtain a "color.” Taking the I « Pr°ld But will either the
shovel from the monntaitmer, she drove or the other, or both, bring pros
it Into the bod of the shallow rtrenm. perity? Is the sordid, solid stulY called
pushing it down by placing her naked*! gold and silver the only bus's upon
foot on tin* edge of the blade. Having ; which prosperity can onno? I tun ready
to say. w ith my knowledge of the facts
nnd situation, that neither one sor the
)thor will o\er bring prosperity to this
country. We must have some other
things along w ith them, more industry,
economy and more careful view of tin*
situation, and less fools and jackasses
braying around the country. 1 don’t
believe that any people under the sun
*an be prosperous nnd be taxed to
loath. In some of our municipalities
the tax rate for city, state nnd county
Dombined U six per cent., scarcely less
than 3*/a per cent, anywhere, with an
increase from year to year. In Pueblo,
“ok, I am told, it Is six per cent., in At
lanta, Ga., ‘.i’/g percent., in Cartersville,
jo., two per cent. Thus it ranges. I
repent it: No people under the shining
*r.Ti can stand such taxation! No won-
ler the rich are hiding out their mil
lions from the ta\gatherers. Nowon-
Jor in so many instances perjury is
manifest in tax returns, and the worse
feature of the whole business is that
:he taxes are growing. The present
.'ongress, with its appropriations, has
ixceeded a half billion dollars, in the
midst of the most strenuous times we
have ever seen. Every legislature in
•very state Is piling up appropriations,
thereby depleting the treasury nnd
Adding additional percentage to taxes.
We are [tensioning this and giving
something to that until the difference
between having something and Inning
nothing is in favor of the latter. Free
schools, free hooks; and I Kiip|>ose some
statesmen, so-called, will soon im
mortalize himself by establishing free
boarding houses, free clothing stores,
ind u free hardware store to furnish
the Tillman procession with pitch
forks. And as to the principle of the
thing, it is my honest conviction that
it is no more John Smith’s business to
pay the tuition of my children than it
Is for him to clothe my children, feed
my children, lick my children, and when
they arc grown, furnish them with
pitchforks to march in t tie Tillman line.
If I were o politician 1 would not say
these things. ‘I do not say them ns upol-
itieian, hut ns a gentleman. Every lit
tle candidate that pops up these latter
days is making rare premis s to the
dear people'. “If I get toeongress t will
see that you, my eonstitueutM, ore fu
ll red ;n this, or uu appropriation shall
Their notations to Eaoli Other In tho
Kotrcr and Middle (’Ihsko*.
“One day in Charing Cross station.
London,” saj's a woman recently re
turned from a considerable stay m tho
English metropolis, “I noticed four
young men walking up and down, tho
[flatform, smoking and tw irling their
ranes. Presently from a third-class ear-
i iage of an incoming train stopped four
good-looking girls, weighed down with
shawls, lunch baskets, and valises. By
tlie men, who had evidently been wait
ings for them, they were cordially greet
ed, but. not relieved of their luggage. Sis
far as my eyes could follow their prog
ress, I saw the girls still dragging their
be.longnigx, and the men twirling thefr
vanes,
'‘The* incident strikingly iNustrarew
the attitude taken toward women by
Englishmen of the people and the lower
middle class. English women of no
class have as nearly freed themselves
fioni the help cl the nu n as the Amert-
(ans; the* lower classes have not l>egiin
emancipat ion. The now gospel has not
yet keen preached unto them.
“The attitude of an English girl
toward her ‘young man’ is of an Inferior
tow ard :; superior. When w alking with
him Sunday afternoon she is humbly
receptive. She permits herself no as
sertion or preferences. If the young
man in ids mightiness chooses to make
a remark, she smiles. If he questions,
die shakes her head or sighs a mono
syllable. If he wishes to sit down, she
sits down. If he desires ti, kiss her, she
•cts herself be kissed. She accepts every
thing as from a god. That the eyes of
the deity may not be offended, she Is
gowned in her best. Half her head Is
covered with woolly curls, protected
from the breezes and the fog by the net
of consecrated fashion. Her flaring hat*
covered with cheap flowers, is airily
pinned on the neck ward slope of her
head. With no coquetry other than .thin
pluming of her person does she at
tempt to please her future lord.
Inevitably the man scorns the wom
an’s intellectual life. An English set-
tlement worker said to me, when 1 re
monstrated at his havinga Sunday after
noon meeting for men only: “If I : aid
bring your wives and daughters, the
men would not come. It would lx* Im
possible for me to convince them tha^
the mere presence of the women oeoil
not make our meeting only fit for
Labes.’ N. Y. Times.
Stmtojjy.
Mrs. Broker—My dear, do yon suppose-
it is possible fora man. almost any uian K
to sit alongside of a beautiful creature-
all day long, watching her beautiful
lingers toying w ith a type-writing ma
chine, without falling in love with her?
Mr. Broker (suddenly becoming ab
sorbed in a newspaper)—Oh, he might
if she was pretty; but 1 never saw a
pretty type-writer girl yet.
“What! I f.aw a tyi>c-writer girl nt
your office who could—“
"That red-haired thing?’’
“Bed-haired! She has the loveliest,
sunniest tresses 1 ever gazed on.”
“Don’t know who you can mean. My
type-w riter girl has ugly ml hair, not
beautiful black locks like yours, my
dear; and her eyes, instead of being
such a charming, soulful, black-browu.
like yours, are a watery gray.”
•‘They are divinely bine.’’
"And her mouth doesn’t look as if
it were made for anything hut pie."
“I—I thought she had the mouthofa
cherub."
“And I do hate pug-noM's."
Queer. 1—had an idea that It was Gie»
clan.”
“Besides, I can’t bear these thin. l>ony,
rail-fence women.” (Kestuties reading.)
Mrs. Broker (aside)—Hhe lias tlie furo
of a Madonna and tin* form of a sylph;
but, bless his fond, foolish heart. h«
hasn’t eyes for anyone hut me.—If. Y.
Weekly.
Hlnrere.
Fhe -Am I the first girl you ever pro-
posril to, darling?
He f sincerely) -No; but you are the
I only girl who ever accepted me.—Tit-
Bits.
—Warren is located on the Iiigln
laud in Illinois, 1,005 feet.