The ledger. [volume] (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1896-1907, January 02, 1896, Image 6
THEJWEEKLY^EDGER:CGAFFNEY,'8*C., JANTTABYSa, 1896.
ON ROCKY CRKKK.
Christmas As It Is and As It
“Jso To Bo”
Way Down Tin- <• l:i .n.Ci Own <’i>nn!rv.’
A Korklrx* i liriittnitt I>riV'‘ *'11 •'**t
Illcv ”
Tour l in'Ie ICurti< Mnicox ><iu>8
< lirl-t !!>'« * VlTHP-i.
<!innrr to Kbttle.
ijot tl.rough ivi?»*
, ami put all tbo
I didn't sou how I
moro inside of
(Cojiyruitt, i
Onest a year, as ri g ar as the tinv
rolls aroun l, 1 can catch my fool • :
feelin like I would love to male ■ a c:
. mark and .spit In
f s it, and turn i*. • {
and bo a hoy
again for a fow
days any 1;
and that is in
the CiirislmaH.
To he certainly
, v . 'Nv, of c< ursc it don’t
CV > pay nobody t»
a v be forever look-
‘ \ > \. in hack, weepin
't'? ■ and wail in over
somethin they can’t help. You can’t
feed your pigs on the milk that is spilt.
Tho past is most in generally always
past. There is life for tho iivin and
death for the dead.
Christmas Now mill Then.
But in durin of the Christmas—that’s
when I take tho baok track in my m'.n l
and go nosin around promisees into th'*
long ago. Bight then if I could hut
only have my way about itl would sp in
out and start over, and go back and
come again, and live over the ha rum
scarum scenes of my boyhood days, and
have one more rale, genuine, old-fashion
Christmas.
Tonight I can shot my eyes and look
back down tho long and dusty roa I
which, my wanderin foot have trod, and
oncst more I can see the'oldhomo place,
where I was born aod bred and hutu red
and brung np—where wo had Christmas
that was Christmas every year. 1 can
see that same old brown house looinin
up in tho moonlight, with shed rooms
for us boys, and a wide open pass way
where wo use to hang up the saddies,
whilst the dogs slept on tho blankets.
But somehow or somehow else Christ
mas now..days is a right smart like the
old song you hear—it ain't like it use to
be by a whole tremendius big sight. It
comes and goes too blame quick and
suddent like. I don't have to wa t ami
wait, and wish and wish, and count the
days till Christmas comes. By the
time 1 do about a little and stir round
some and git tho cot.on out and tnc
corn in and haul up some wood, by gra
cious Christmas is here.
It maybe mougbt be all on account of
the man in this case, but 1 don’t see m>
high-heel times and general Christmas
confusionment goin on now like wo use
to have back down there in tho old set
tlement. Tho fiddles don’t turn out
such loud and stirrln music, and the
boys and girls they don’t danc • as fast
and furious nowadays. Tho fires ain't
so roarin bright and hot, and tho din
ners ain’t near as plentiful and good,
and the eggnog ain’t as strong, and tho
fire-crackers don’t give out such tre
mendius loud reports as they d d in
them old days which I am tollin you
about. By gatlins, Christtn is is powerful
bad swunk up it seems to me when I see
what it is now, and then look back and
bring to mind what it use to be.
ClirMtma* An Was ClirUtma*.
At the reglar time oncst a year Christ
mas always did come at our bouse. But
I recollect one Christmas wh'oh still
stands out in my remembrance mote
brighter and happy than the common
run, and p< or as 1 am I would give tho
finest gal calf on the place if I could
only turn everything backward in their
flight and live that Christmas over oncst
more before tho last final shower comes
and I have to go in.
Tho Lucases—Uncle Hiram and all of
his folks—come over that time and
spent Chr.sttnaa with us. which it also
come to pass in them days that mo and
Andy want nothin more than a rough
and tumble team of y earl in boys. On
Christmas Eve all tho men folks and
boys went to town to lay In tbe general
necessaries for a good time. Now Uncle
Hiram ho was way yonder tho most out-
doincst man for runnin with the boys
you over read about, and be took mo
and Andy around town aed fix’ d us up
right. He pitched .n and bought us a
whole p i isle of slulf for fancy eat<n,
and firecrackers and torpedoes and raw
ponder and the like of that till wo had
materials enough to keep up a steady
line of firing and alarm tho lottlement
for three d iys.
Then we went on borne, the most hap
piest pair of boys that ever left a track
in all them regions perhaps. And of all
the shootin in the history of Panther
Creek we had it right then and there
that night. We went out in the back
yard and built up a big fire and turned
loose and shook the earth and painted
tho sky red. Presently Joe Nick
Stringer and Will Tom Pickens and
John Ai drow Milligan they h' urd the
■non&lioui fuss ;.nl confusionmen^and
com'* over to jinn in with us. By-und-
by when the tire-crackers and things
played out we look and bored a hole in
a big oak tree so wo could fill It full of
powder and stop her up and tech her oil
and let her go with a mighty roar. Wo
kept up the fun and didn't cease flrin
till about midnight, and there ain’t no
tellin for certain when we would of took
out and quit if Joe Nick hadn’t backed
himself into a right bad Bcrapc, When
it cornu to liis tin»o to fire of! tin* tree
gun he didn’t move his washln quick
enough, and coiis'-quentlally the stopper
hlnwcil out aiid lilt him on hU b It hand
and I,nm ! I’d Ihren of hi« lin;'ei , out of
whack. W" then adjourned tho wcoiin
for that night.
Tho next day ail the hoys got to
gether and throwed in dogs t II we had
thirl en in the pack, and we went rah*
hit h mi In till dinner. After dinner wo
didn't do nothin much but loll atound
tho house and hang out by tho
fir- and wai
\Y !dtc 1 (>pl< •
Min Cur slm:
. u v inmmil. i
i. .1 i it bon y any
. . v* Months.
W ii, that night us hoys went possum
I,i.,i■ n nd bird thrashin. Didn't you
i v.rg> lin'd thrashin? If you never
;i; iv; > down to Bocky Creek some-
in i>< .I* iv»• barn the brush heaps oil
i t • v-gro ind and wo will go. Tho
it.r !■> i: roost in the brush heaps, you
niiib i's; i, >iid when tho crowd closo
tit v.it th ir torchi'S and shake tbo
hru ii i:.i; birds fly out and you can
lur oh Yin down with a stick.
Thu next night me and Andy wo went
to i ig candy pullin—which they soon
run it .nt > a break down dance—ovi-r at
the Pickens place. It was a long time
before an* and Andy could squeeze our-
sclves up t> a pint where wo could face
tlie music and go in the house and git
mixed up with the girls. In tho main
time wo hung out around tho door and
pee| ■ d through tho window liko a pair
of young idiots, which we were. But
man sir, when wo did break in and git
started there j st want no hoadin of us,
and ivu soon turned outtobothe biggest
men on the grounds.
“At slii;iiii schools and spellln bees,
That's where we us • to .di ne;
\Ye I'Ouhin't shij a littl; hit.
Nor spell so unghiy line,
but when it co.ue to courtiu gals
An's •chi of ’em home
Why we was thar, an 1 you hear me
li was honey in the comb.”
I tliink i would ho happy—yes, by tho
Iivin Ilokuspokus, 1 know I would bo
happy tonight if m * and Andy Lucas
could go b.ck and t"tid ono more candy
puibii at tho old Pi kens place, and I
could run one more ol d-fashion reel w*ith
on 1 ' girl m particlar that was pritty as
r d suoes and biuo stockins witu yaller
Lull garters.
One Kci'kles* C • i M inas Drive.
If man born of woma i could live right
on for a hundred years, John Andrew
Milligan nover would forgot a reckless
ride that mo and him and littlu Bunk
Weatherford and Blov Scroggins took
one Christmas night. We all chipptd
in that day and hooked up two lior»u.s to
a double buggy and went to town. Tho
weather hit was scandlous c >1*1 and
naturally of courso h r * was moro or
b ss of “w hile ink” and “sp *r.ts-of-
cats-a-fightin” lloatin through the
crowd, and when wo started out on our
retain back homo that night wo i.ad all
tank' d up to a general average of about
six bits iii tbo dollar.
Blov .Scroggins was tho driver, and
whilst he has got cart loads of sense for
common, under tho general circumfer
ence of a Christmas calamity nko that
ho is the gonobyest, hlamdust biggest
fool—and moro various and sundry dif
ferent sorts of fool—of any mortal man,
iivin or dead, that I have ever saw. Ho
hung the lines over the dashboard and
turned the horses looso and hero they
went, up hill and down bill, in a dead
run. We holt on for life, but he spilt
us out ono by one, and when tho horses
got home they want bitched to nothin
in particlar and had shed off all tbo
harness but the hames and traces. Peo
ple passin along the road that night
could find buggy wheels and swinglor
trees and old harness and matt and a
full lino of sun Ides s tattered from Uau
unto Hahborsham, as it were.
So far so bad. And in throe months I
reckon that terrible Christmas ride had
pass'd out of sight and out of mind
with everybody but John Andrew Mil
ligan. It seems as if John Andrew
never could disrememb *r it.
In Die n' xt followin fall after that a
whole piisJe of us made up another lit
tle pot, so to spo k, and lit out and
went to the State Fair. John Andrew
Milligan ho was the onlyest man in the
crowd that time that went oat and
changed his breath too frequent like.
As wo come on home, ridin on the rail-
to id cu s ir. passin back and forth be
tween the boxes John Andrew lost liis
holt and fell out. We bad run two or
• hree miles before we missed anybody
and Andy Lucas was the first ono to
sound the alarm.
“Blamed if we ain't short a man
soini'whcres,” says Andy the next thing
we know. “There was seven of us
when we got on the cars and we ain't
but six now.” Then ho counted noses
and John Andrew come up missin.
That was in the old times when tho
railroid trains didn’t have to fly liko
lin y do lunv, and we got tho conductor
to run b e k slow till we could find tli it
which was lost. When wo got to John
Ami ew he was laying crossways of the
Ira k with his face all bunged up and
blei din.
“Are you hurt, John Andrew?” says
Bley S Higgins.
“Not very much to speak of,” says
John Andrew, “hut hy gollys, Blev, you
drive loodurn reckless.”
And It was the next mornin after we
got homo before wo could make John
Andrew believe anything hut that ho
had h* en riding in a double buggy with
Die v Scroggins for a driver,
Tim Turkey In the Pot.
Christmas <l nn*rs every day,
< atvly piilllns every ulglit,
JI w it star s a man t • lb ukin
nr last turn* In* was tq lit.
Tiicu vim kinurr miioIi the kitchen
W . .fie vie uals smwkin hoi—
\. hen .I'C air is fuil o music
Ami I he turkey 'ii In the pot.
An;ile elder In the cellar.
liraiuly pearlies by the score,
In Hi pa dry ft icks <>( doiuhnuts,
in. aid*, cake* mid ides guh're,
Tar s and flitters, smtsagr, spiro ribs.
Ami the good Lord know * w hilt no£>
Win a Hie air >s fall oi music
AudTtiu turkey’s in the pot.
T' ' t!:/* fiddler tunes his fl Idle
l or eolillious. tins and reels
Ami llw hoys feuigny and devilish
tVIih new spr nz hoards In their kMls;
An i iii>' girls they look so Uuiplln
\ a moii ht hut one on the spoUr
V- h m th mo Is iu I of mush:
And the turkey's In the pot.
\\ i !i th' n idlln and the dnncln
A u Im leaslin every w heie,
i li"i '*' 'as *' ">r el ri ho .y,
j i i a pie di aus hi *i> ire.
A 'ii < i ok ah oit “il m m »tjey”
i h lid I .ue*'' I- J t try tvi-y
\, 1 1. • air is ml o iilti't"
.to . t... inikey's hi tne pot.
T" 'l • old in m It si"' s hurl In
Not i i • w ■ i to* idul t i.a* hreeze,
(' I- .<| e.s oi d idluini InliesoiM
V. I'u Hi" ,i lillchi's ;n li|- k'luus,
I! .|i n ■ ; I I . e; giio ;* all I sh'h'IkP
an o I all - oil In a tiot—
Wl.i'li Hie • I is full of music
And lac turkey’s In the pot.
Bcrut Saxdem.
ARP AND HIS WIFE
The Only Ones That Are Now
the Old Homestead.
at
Children Are Sexttemt—Arp Tnkee
Wife to the tierinwn Opera—.V
Talk With Ur. Kerris About
Kugene Held.
His
Half a chicken—half a doz^n bison Us,
a little hominy and butter and a small
pot of coffee. It has been about forty
years since yifo and I sat down to as
little as that. Of courso it is enough
for us, and more than enough, hut it
looks so stingy; only two of us now, ex
cept when wo sMid off and borrow a
grandchild--our home daughters and the
littlo orphan have gone to Florida for
tbo winter. My wife says she hears
tho rats galloping in their rooms up
stairs every night. They have found
out that iho girls havo gone. My wifo
wasn’t sure that rats mado tho racket,
and so about midnight, when deep sleep
falluth upon a man but not upon a
woman, she aroused me and asked what
it was. B-ing prematurely deaf on
rats I couldn’t hear anything, but to
satisfy her I took the candle and went
upstairs in my nocturnal garments and
bunted all over the rooms and closets
and under the beds, and found nothing,
of course. I didn’t expect to find any
thing. She is just loncsomo and sad,
that’s all, and she didn’t like to hear
me snoring while sho was ruminating
about tho scattered children. All of
tbo ten havo left us at last, and by and
by old Father Timo will separate us
too. Of course wo could go and live
with some of tho married children, and
they would bo glad to have us; but 1
never saw an old couple that liked to
givo up their own homo and fireside.
Tbo habits of forty years are hard to
bo broken. Half a chicken is enough,
but even that is a sign that wo are
alone—wo two. J didn’t feel like say
ing grace over such a stingy meal.
“Why didn’t you cook it all, Aunt
Ann?” said I. Cos it’ll ho hotter for
supper, sir,” she said. But wo send for
a grandchild now every day or two and
swap tb**m around, and they are always
glad to come. My wif ’s greatest pleas
ure now is potting tbo grandchildren.
Sho says sho is nearly bl.nd, hut I see
her sewing op something oyery day—
fixing up something for tueir Christmas
gifts. A child without a grandmother
do' S not havo its sharo of happiness.
Every grandmother is a Eugene Fiold,
though they can't make poems of their
feelings. I was talking about Field
the other day to my friend Ferris In
George Adair's office, and ho sa.d bo
used to set typo with Field for Tho St.
Louis Times, and the boys always had
a good timo in jeffiug with him.
“What’s that,” said i. “Well,” said
ho, “wo didn't throw dice for the cigars,
but wo threwem qua ls.” “What's that? - ’
said I. “Well,” said he, “type-setting
is counted by the oms. It is a quad
piece, and there are three little nicks
on tbo shank, and jelling was played
by taking up a handful of quads at ran
dom and throwing them down upon tbo
table, and the one who showed up the
fewest n.cks lost tbo wager. 1 remend-
bor that F old was gonorally tho un
lucky boy, and had to pay the cigars.
There were seven of us who g nerally
spent our leisure titpo together after
our night’s work was dope. There was
Heiny liuQuod Fatty Smith and Dummy
Eiwards and the Monk and Betsy Ueyd
and Gene and myself. Betsy was a hoy.
None of us were bad or wild, and Gene
was as amiable as ho was unlucky.
There was more in Inin than wo knew
then, and 1 always full a prldo in having
been ono of b scompanions. You know
that Charley L< wis was another type
setter and took his pen name of ‘M
Quad* while on Tho Detroit Froo Press.
Setting type is a good sc ool for a boy.
lie is oblig'*il to )earn literature whether
ho wants to or not, and tlp-re is many a
ono who has made his mark besides ffen
Franklin and Eugene Field.”
*‘But what about tho ‘quad?’” said I.
“Oh, that is a Latin word and means
how many. We were paid not. by tho
number of ems hut by the pleasure of
them. It look two o's or three i’s to
make an em.”
“Angelina,” said I (when I feel very
loving I call my wife A'»g llna, like the
hermit did). “Angelina, my dear,
wouldn’t you liko to go to Atlanta and
hoar Dimrosch opera? You haven’t heard
an opora since I took you lo bear Son tag
and StefTanonl and Max Mare lack
in New York in I8.*>3. Just think of it
—that was forty-two ,ioars ago.”
“Ob, it costs too much money,” said
she.
“Only fit,” said I. “’I wu -ipl jars for
a good seat in tbo balcony. Suppose wo
go and bear 'Siegfried.”’
"Jessie ought logo,” sa d she. “Jessie
Understands fine music and never has
beard an opera op the at tgo.’'
That settled it. 1 had ho ii"4 it hjnted
around that my wifo would Lke to go,
but wouldn't ask mu—so 1 bad to ssk
bur. We bnv<* boep, Venl, vidi, midl
and 1 am ifttsfled. Four hours on u
bard wood seat will satisfy any veteran
—even it the angels w< r • making music,
It was all German tome. I heard Jenny
Lind sing once and that was music. (
understand that and I was charmed. It
thrilled ni'* and filled inn with unutter
able rapture and all 1 could do was to
weep with emotion. But this German
business lin'd rao awfully and I slept
flgjit good at limes. I can sleep holt
Upright never move. Wh *n tho
music was soft an^ sweet f onjoyd it,
but 1 couldn't sae anyth riir hafdlv.
Hiepfrl'd was mending an old limk n
sword and 1 1 k"d that old lime Mack-
? iniill shop, hut them was a tail woman
n front iff f>>,° with a Idg black ostrich
feather in tier hat up l sho hobhed it
around ao I didn’t oven sec ih ■ anvil
cut in two. It's an outrage. T|j" i*<fy
behind me had no auch obstacle. Them
are no foatbers op my bo.id. The • 1 nk
of tho hammer and tbo screech of ths
file were good and the music chimed
| with both delightfully. Siegfried is a
good blacksmith and ou^ht to follow
the trade in my opinion. 1 wish they
would sing in English. I’ll bet there
were not ten in a hundred of that audi
ence who understo> d a word that was
sung. They go there because it is con
sidered the thing to do. It is fashion
able. Of course thoro was some swoot
mi s >* and so ttiero is in a church or in
the pudor or in a minstrel show and it
don’t drag along for hours. Siegfried
had lo kill a dragon and it took him a
half an hour, it was a drag on sure
enough. 1 could have killed him in a
minute with that mugiesword. But tho
birds did s ng in st sweetly and that
lady that was fa ddeii up in tho trees—
ah, that was d> iicious. I liked that.
The drums and horns all hushed for
that. Sometimes whon iho whole or
chestra was in full blast fiddling and
blowing and drum beating for dear life
and stopped all of a sudden it scared
DIVORCES DENOUNCED.
Plain, Straightforward Words from
tho Peu of Sam Jonoa.
Scripture Give* Dot €»ne Ground for Divorce
—The (/'ommon Cause* of Legal Sc;>a-
ratlon*—Club Life a fruitful Source
of Matrimonial Troubles.
COPYRIGHT ISas
The press of the middle, western nnd
eastern states the hist few days I :i«
been teeming with seundul nnd un-
nouneements of suits for divorce. Mil
lionaires and hums alike are parties to
the suits. Divorce proceedings in u
court furnish food for seundul. I'key
are scandalous in themselves. In tli.s
free country of intelligent beings whei e
a man has a world of women to chose
from, and he finally makes his choice
and under solemn vow and public
pledge he takes the woman to be his
wedded wife and they both promise to
mo. I thought something had bursted lo'c and cherish each other so long
or the boiler had collapsod or tbo air
brako como uncoupled. The sudden
ness always awaked mo and onco I
jumped so my wifo noticed it and asked
wbat was the matter. I told her 1 had
a sligh t palpit ition and was Yiruat* n -d
with heart failure, which f am. At
times it seem d t> mo tho musicians
wore trying to drown the voice of that
woman that Siegfried found asleep or
dead in tho woods and sang her to life
again, hut they couldn’t do it. I never
beard such a voice in my l.f >, hut I was
sorry that she was lame. She couldn’t
walk at ail huidly. My wife siys sho
was just langb d up in her shroud or
may ho she had heen dead so long sho
had lost the use of h r extivui't.os. Sho
was the star—one of the great singciS
of the world they say, but sho couldn’t
do justice to herself with all those
horns a blowing. S.egfrkd had found
ber asleep in the woods reclining on a
mossy bank, and a* bo h id never be
fore soon a woman lie thou , r ht she was
an angel and wanted to wake her but
was afraid. For a long time he tiptoed
and circled and at last ventured to touch
her and his plaint.y ■ voice seemed to
plead with ber to awake, but site didn’t.
By and hy he got holder and leaning
pyer pressed his lips to iu-rs and drew
back as if be had comm t d the u:i-
pardon ible sin. Weil, of eours;*, that
waked her—of course it d .1; and after
She bad com" lo le t's if she look d
lovingly toward hiin and h"gan to ■> n , r
—and ob, such noios. 1 don’t kii '-v
what she said and 1 don’t car -, out t > r
n -
h'-l*
It
0 p,
• if 1*
was love in it—lots of lov* and
caught the malady an l sang baokut
just such melody 1 nev -r heard,
took him too long to wirko h r
though, I think 1 won . nuvo wait, d
in half the time.
But all operas havo an end somewher ",
and this one fin ill v closed, just in tim *
for us to lose our train and we had to
wait nearly three hours for the next
one. This vexed me and I consider'd
myself tbo injured p-rson, but 1 dlin’t
complain—no 1 never complain. My
wifo and daughter say that it was gr ind.
and as 1 went tnere to pleas • them il is
all right with me. It was graud, gloomy
and peculiar. They h id r ’ad the opera
before and knew wnat tho singing was
about, and they told nr* how Tann-
bauser and L diengrin were compos d
nearly fifty years ago and were intro-
du-cd iq Baris and Vienna and nobody
liked them, and they w nt dead and
slept fpr thirty years until Liszt took
hold qf them and rev.vi-d Ilium out oj[
his grmtt regard for Wagner. Ho edit:
cat' d the masie«l wo.'!J up to Wagper ! s
standard and now tn-y are pi ay a l by
tho wok in Biireuth, the greatest
mus c il center in th" world By the
Week is meant that it takes a whole
week*t» go through one opera, for it il
not cut or uhrid r.-d liko it is over h"re.
The compitiy will play ail the morning
and have a recess for dinner and con
tinue in tho afternoon and agiin at
night and tho next day and so on until
the whole thing is finished. Merciful
fathers—what would become of mo if I
had to « nJuro the liko of that.—Bill
Arp in Atlanta Const)tutiop.
ANIMAL MECHANICS.
The first wearer of armor was the
erali.
The first shovel was the pose pf tho
shovel fh h.
The human eye is a perfect camera
oboe ura,
The first mlobe bouses were built by
the sw til lows.
The first tunnel ever made wus exca»
vatrd by the mole.
The iinmtdillo was the fim wearer of
plate armor.
The turn and its muscles form tho
most approved style of lever.
A bird which builds a banging nest
never selects a dead or insecure twig.
The spring trap is constructed pn thp
principle of the jaws of a shark or dol.-
pbtn.
The water Mmi| has n gelatinous ropo
which |ie enn lengthen or shorten at
pleasure.
The ball and socket joint is seen to
perfection in the upper extremity of tfio
thigh bona,
Crab pots find eel pots are exact mod
els, on un enlarged scale, of the cocoon
of the emperor moth.
The famous savage clubs of Borneo
were modeled after a thorny fruit
which grows wild in that island.
The bones of flying birds are hollow
end fillM with air, by this means com
bining strength nnd lightness.
It is tiie smile >dil story nnd yet
con'd ii nt I v recurring llmi Sinini'iis
I.iv* ? Jit g iliif "I' is t be best fmii y
imdic'tie. ' We bn vs pstil il In our
f Hi»iilv for light yenrs tin I find il the
l e t medicine we ever used. We think
there is no sit'di medicine ns Sim-
inons Liver Ifeculstor.”—Mrs. M. E
S. Adington, Kia k'in, N. <’. "Each
member of our family uses' it ns oc
casion requitos.”—W. B. Smith, Mt,
i Vernon, Ky,
as they both shall live, then in a few
short weeks or months, or perchance
years, they rush into the courts with
an open scandal and disgrace to bo tli and
a slur and blight upon the children, if
there be any. is an outrage that demon
strates that public sentiment is de
bauched. The grass widowers and
grass widows and dog-fennel widows
have multiplied and are mnltij lying
at a fearful rate, until I fear sometimes
lor the very foundation of the home
life and society.
When a thing becomes common it gets
to be customary, ai d whatever is cus
tomary seems to go. The Scripture
gives us one ground for divorce, ai.d
one only. And this rushing into court
suing for divorces on the grounds of
ineompatihility of temperament, far
cruel treatment, or desertion, and all
such stuiT. is an outrage upon a com
munity and a disgrace to the parties
interested. I never had but one wife.
I never want but one. She is all the
world to me. That wife and 1 should
some day rush into a courthouse clam
oring for a divorce is the tucs? unthink
able thing in (iod’s world to me. I
know not what may be in her mind al
ways, but 1 am sure as far as 1 «im eon-
< erned that if I should ever do such a
thing my friends ought to put me in an
asylum or I ought to be sent to the
penitentiary forthwith. We have bad
incompatibility of temperament. Beul-
ly the most excellent Units of her char
acter is •'here she frequently dltTcrs
from me. I would lay my bind on a
steel rail nnd let an erg'ue cut it o'.T
before I would be enu I to my wife in
word or deed. I am not an angel. Bite
s.jys she is not. We have had little
storms Borne times, lint a cyclone is un
known in Ibis neck of the woods. I am
like Bnt when lie said: “Faitli. I hope I
will never live to bcc my wife married
again.”
There are millions of good husbands
and wives in America who feel just us
i do about this. There are many others
who will not like th s article at all.
Beally. n sore hack Inure thinks the
i iirryeomb is the coarsest tiling that
•ver eame bis way. But if lie is sound
all over he l-tir.s up agaiirst the curry-
• omb. and thinks it is idee and good.
When the dev.I has been ridingn fellow
Mil his back is sore he frequently talks
>f the coarseness when you begin to
uli him: but it is not bo much the cur
s'comb us it is the fellow’s sore back
that causes the kicking.
I am opposed to the multiplied di-
iree laws in most of our states. If
.en and women could see that the bar-
ain was for life, and (but they had
> stick to it, they could better regulate
iat incompatibility of temperamenf
il soon learn tq behave themselves
oni sheer despair. I know that it is
ue that there are thousands of good
ties with drunken, vagabond liusr
*uds. but stay by your bargain.sister,
here are some men who have typhoons
>r their wnes. but stay by your bar-
tin. brother. Keep your illstoyour-
elf. Try to make a better woman of
our wife, instead of precipitating an
>;ien scandal from which neither of you
an ever recover again.
Sometimes the divorced pair marry
tguin. I would hate very much to walk
•town the street with Iny wife and meet
i gentleman and after we pass him she
should remark: “That was my first
iiisband we met.” I should fee) like
..iking to the woods. | believe that
• pon the indissolubility of the pmr-
. uige contract rest the stability and
urity of citizenship. Hence, again 1
ly ( am everlastingly againsf these
li.ulttp 1 eel divorce laws. .They mean
wreck »o home. nf«n to character
iisruption to society itself.
But there are causes which lend to
ihiH very thing. There is no more
fruit fid cause of divorce than the
things fostered in high society. What
ever young people may do. and where-
ever they may go for social entertain
ment. when u man marries u woman
whom he professes to love, then their
highest enjoyment ought to Is* in each
other s company and their place »!ioul.|
lie at home. ( Bib life has been u large
I'nntrihptor to divorce spits. Nearly
rvery prominent man who bus been
nroiighf before fhe court either |o d*~
le|U| or prosecute n divorce suit is n
Hub piuu: nud ll married man has got
no more Iqisiness in n clqbroom away
tro|n his family at night than be has
in perdition. The ciubroop). at l»st.
is but an uute-rooro to perdition-
Another fruitful source of di
vorces is gossip. This has been the
beginningol the end in many n divorce
1 suit, fhe long tongued gorsi|»erH of u
community. I despise tho long-
tongued woman who can sit in the
Imrloi and lick the st.ill.t in tin*
kitchen. I despise a siTimnU n oeger.
Another fruitful soiuei* of d'uuee pr:.-
eeediup* is the inletteit'iue of pim n's
of one oi* tin* other ol the n.ui r.d
Vbiiple. Interfering, oiggestmg. pin
I destine, here uiut tlirre. Ii» nue i 1 "
-THE (MOST remarkable cures on
1 record have t
flinther-in-Inw does not stand well in
every eommunity. Anotbi r fruitful
source of divorce pro dings !s the
I'epleet ol tho wife on the pnit of the
iiishand. It is tl; no st of pnm to
love and not tie lined again. A woman
who pours out the love of her heart
like the gush of a river on In i husband
who is cold ai.d phlcgiaatic. careles*
and uniespot: ,\e to the tender love
of ais wife. | hus liis own actions
produce a renib ion in his v .fe's heart,
nnd she becomes as cruel as he is cold,
nnd learns to hate him as sironglv as
she lias loird liim. I.ovc, like merev,
know s i he apj ointcrl !.'<,ii!:<!s. and turn i
to \<'i:"vancc (here. Another fruitfn!
source ol diiorce pi-oerei’ingx is on the
part ol snr:;* man or woman figuring
between hu hanl and wife. They call
it in the courtroom the alienation of
th(* afreeta ns of husband or wife. A
crawling vip-T, a frnthing-mouthed
mad dog—the (' vil himself—is a bet
ter friend to home than a scoundrel
or a Hcoundreless l:! c this. And yet
there are more of this bind than man\
have any idea of. The go-betweens.
Gentlemen, make your choice in this
matter. I have spoken my sentiments.
Like Pat, lam agin the government
on these (piest ions. Sam I*. Jones.
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