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THE WEEKLY LEDGER:"GAPFXET, S. 0., OCTOBER 3, 1895.
PsQUIRE RUFUS SANDERS
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And His Story of tho “Burn Dic
tionary Document.”
Some ItocUv Creek Logic On the Money
Quefttion—•*Yimi Cnii’t iiik«‘ Your limn*
per ItMskct ntul (.o an I <«it some*
thin for Nothin"—A Land I r.nlo
With Confederate Aiouey.
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(Copyright, 1R05.)
Money is a mighty good thing in
its place, and I reckon no doubts I
know as much as tho average man
about tho right
and proper placo
for it. Hero
lately I have
seen and heard
a whole tremen-
dious big sight
from the papers
and politicians
in regards totho
great question
of money. Some
folks say there
ain't enough money floatin around in
the country. Of course not. There
never was enough, and there n ver will
bo enough for everybody. Wo never
will como to that pass where the com
mon run of penpl* will not want jest a
few more, if you please, dome people
will got rich and stay rich, whilst oth
ers will start poor, or git poor, and stay
poor. For thus it was written down.
llocky Cr« ck Logic.
Itraloy looks to me like if there was
a gracious plenty of money in the coun
try, and it runnin loose and free so
every man could go and help himself,
you understand, the general machinery
would soon run down and stop. Accord in
to my doxology, it ain't money, hut the
general hankerin after it that holds this
old government down and keeps up a
constant hummin and hustlin all along
the line.
I have likewise also took notice in my
bruisin around that uhensomever a
man goes forth to raise a mighty muss
with the government for more money,
or some particular sort of mom y. you
can most in generally bet your Sunday
boots that man never made any money,
never had any money, and never will
have any to speak of. If yojp could
manage so as to work up a few bets o
that lino it would pay you better than
a thousand stump speeches on the ques
tion of money.
So far as 1 know there ain’t but three
or four ways to git money. You monght
bo born into it, you moutrbt git some
thin in tho way of boot when you
marry, you can work f^r it and earn it,
or you can steal it. Hut git out your
little note hook now and set this down:
You can’t take your hamper basket
and go ami git somethin for nothin.
When 1 \\as a boy wo use to sing a
little song that start' d oil - as follows:
"Where greenbacks grow <m uliite oak trees,
And the liviis II >w ivnti bran iv.
Where Hie Mr i ts are paved ivuh edickeii pie.
And the girls aie sweet as eaud> .'’
Hut as yet I never have bceii able to
round myself up in that pleasant coun
try. Tho general combination is quite
altogether too gorgeous l.ke and rich
for a plain and common old plug like
me.
So long as a dollar will buy a dollar's
worth of dry goods and grow r es. with
a bottle of vegetable matter thrown in
for good measure, you understand, and
so long as 1 can keep a few of the docu
ments put away in my old sock, I am
not the man to go out and kick up a big
dust with the general government in
regards to money matters. And it don’t
make a continentiul bit of diilereuco
with mo whether my share comes in
gold, or silver or paper. At our house
money is money every day in the year.
old n an Hilly String i s h >rse was tied
up t the rack at our front gate before
bre k fast, and the old man come right
down to business a» soon as be could.
“I have come over this m >rnin to
take up ray note. Rufus.” says he.
‘•Well, I am tbunderin glad to see
you. Uncle Hilly.” says I.
“Hut I aint got nothin but Confed
erate money,” bo wont on. “I didn’t
como to force it on you, but I will only
say I have got it hero in my wallet for
you if you want it.”
‘T am still bettin on tho gray jackets
of the South as agin the bluo coats of
the N n th,” says I, “and what is money
with you. Uncle Hilly, is also money
with me. Countit out and take your
note.”
>o ho counted out the stuff, put tho
note in his pocket and rodo of toward
homo
Now it so como to pass that old man
Jeremiah Jernigan was over to my
house that day when old man Hilly
come for a settlement. Old man Jere
miah was way yonder tho most richest
man in tho county, and had loss of
money loam d out on short time and
long interest. lie was already feelin
tolerable skittish about Confederate
money, though ho couldn’t keep from
takin it as long as it went with every
body else. Hut be was powerful anxious
for somebody to refuse it, so bo could
follow suit and call for nothin but gold
and silver when people ho had loaned
to como to take up their notes. He
looked at mo with a nervious, dont-you-
take-it sort of a look that day when
Uncle Hilly showed down with his Con
federate money. Hut I could see some
further ahead than the < n 1 of my nose,
and so the w nk didn’t work worth a
cent with me. I didn't go and forget
that Tobe Crittenden was holdin my
note for and I wanted to bring
that note homo with me and put it
away good before tho whole country
broke away from Confederate money.
You can see how it was that 1 couldn’t
make the first break and save myself.
When Money Mas I’lenty.
But I have seen the times, fellow
citizens, when there wasmonoy a plenty
and to spare in this great and growin
country. And some of these old stagers
that have now' got the snow and hay
seed in their hair never can live long
enough todisremember that time.
When tho bottom dropped out of the
Confederate government naturally of
course our money went up tho spout.
Wo then had more money than most
anything else. You could g t your hat
full of money for a barlow knife ora
plug of sorry tobacco. You could sell
one square meal for 8">0 spot cash.
There was dead oodles of money in
them days, you understand, but It took
a heap of pushin to make it g >, and it
wouldn't fetch much when it went. It
must of been somewhat like the old
man up in tho hill country said about
tho State bank money—“too darn new,
and too much of a kind.” It was sorter
like tho man that went to town after
nothin and took along his ox cart to
haul it horn i in. Right along Chore
buforoitpa 8 sout of my mind I want
to say that another old-fashion sbootin,
Ugh tin, klllin war would bo a good
thing to make some m'-n out of simlin-
headed dudes and put a stop to tho
general howl about “bard times” and
"skoerce money.”
In them dark and tryin days when
money was so tr mendius plenty and
times so almighty hard to upend I made
one trade that put mn ahead of the
hounds, ns it were, with time to spam
and no fences to climb. 1 so'd a pim y
'veedu f.irm over in tho hills for $2,5U<)
and bought a plantation d' wn on I)i or
Creek for $2,303. I sold out to old man
Hilly (Stringer and took hi* note for tho
money. Then I bought from Tobe
Crittenden and give him my note—eo
wavorly note, no mortgage and no lo n
you nnderstand, but Jest n plain, I m-
ust, everyday. Hard-hell Baptist noto.
When rnr II.if (Mm*.
All of the papers In the two trades
fell due along in the fall, and that whs
the last jvmruf the war. The govern
ment was now ruther shaky at tho
k flee a and money w .«« e .•«? and plenti
ful aw pig Wauiuk Wk* waM
h n , ‘ don’t you go and putnothln In that
paper which I can’t understand.”
‘J wi II r< ad it out. when I git through,”
says I to Tub©, “and mak« every word
as plain as a p lint d horse ruck.”
But at the same time I saw right
where To he’s weak pint come in, and
after that I would write a few words
and then pull the d.ctionary on him.
I He was walkin around in bis nervio is,
fretful way, and every time I picked up
the book he would shako his list and
foam at tho mouth and tell me not to
put, nothin in tho paper that he couldn’t
understand. I told him over and over
to hold on till I got through and then I
would read it out loud to him and make
everything clear as a bell and plum r.at-
isfactional. But Tube ho was dar.cin
around by this time like a man with
the seven years itch. Presently he
brought himself up quick and suddent
in front of me and s aid, says he:
“Hold on right there, Rufe Sanders!
Blamed if I wouldn’t ruther take your
durn Confederate money than your durn
dictionary document.”
Henceforward* fiom that time on I
have told mother that she hadn't ought
to tako on so about my bad spellin. It
is a weak pint 1 know, but you can see
whero it saved usS2,30u with that “durn
die: ionary document.”
Now then, to cut the story short, when
I went to sleep that night the note
which Tube Crittenden had been holdin
on mo was safe at the bottom of tho
family chest, whilst old man Joi nig in’s
mare* mule Kit was lookin to mo for her
corn and fodder. Rri t s Sanders.
DEBTS.
Sam Jd-'Ot Give's Adv’o^ as to
What to Do With Thom.
BIRD COLONICS.
Off Alter That IIiirdHtirll Noto.
The very next day my noto to Tobe
Crittenden fell due, so bright and early
that tnornin I saddled up and mounted
my nag and started off after it. The
road to Tube's place took me right by old
man Jeremiah Jern gan’s, and when I
g< t along there tho old man come out
and hailed me and wintod to know
where 1 was bound for. I told him
whero I was goin and what 1 was goin
after.
“You would better lot your horse
swap ends for home right here,” says
tho old man. “Tube CTitt'*nd n aint
goin to tako your Confederate money.”
“Well, if ho don't take it,” says I, “it
will b© because you have been down
there and put him up to rofusin, and if
you want a heap older than me I would
give you my plain, personal opinions of
n man Hi it. would play a game like that
amongst his friends and neighbors. I
am on my way to Tube Crittenden's,
and 1 am goin after that note.”
“And I’ll jest bet my mare mule Kit
agin the sorriest steer calf on your
place that you don’t git it,” says old
man Jeremiah. •
“1T1 take that hot If I loose,” says I,
sliakin hands with him to clinch it.
“(»>>ol tnornin, Uncle Jerry.”
When I bovo in sight of tho Critten
den place Tube he was walkin fast up
and down his front pi.iza, and smokin
and puilin with his pipe like a steam eu-
ginc.
“Good mornin, Tobe," says I.
“Good mornin, sir,” says he.
“You needn’t too make out like you
don't know me,” says I, “cause I was
warmin up at his cold and highferlutin
talk.”
“Yes, I do know you,” says ho. “That
is Rufus Sanders. Light and git down
and come in.”
I went in and let him know from tho
jtimp that I. had come after that note.
‘ You can git it,” siyshe, “providln
if you have como heeled with tie' right
sort of rocks, but let me tell you now, I
am not goin to take any of your durn
Coined' rate money."
“\\ hat was old man Joremiah Jerni
gan (loin down here yesterday?” says 1.
“He was down hereon business,” stys
Tob", “but that aint got nothin to do
with your durn Confederate mutiny. 1
wouldn't touch it with a furty-foot
pole."
“W<11 and good, .Mister Crittenden,”
sins I, “but yon have got to sign a
|. iper rofusin to tak" it. A m in that
talks as big as you do ought to be
willin to nut it in black and white."
Tobe lowed ho was nillin to sign his
name, and wo went in the house to fix
up tho paper.
Timt "Dnrn Diction iry Document.”
Sorry spellin lias always been on*
of my mainest weak pints. I al
ways would spell a word acoordin to tho
i way it Rounds. My spollin is dono
! mostly by ear, as it were, and if tho
I letters don’t run along with tho sound
| of the word I am more than probable to
mako a mess of it
Now Toho Crittenden was good and
lcind-hcart"d, but at tho sum') time ho
wan one of those nervious, restless, sus
picious sort of men. Ho wouldn't bo-
liovo his own dear daddy on a Bible
jath, an I bo wouldn’t trust his best
friend us far as you could throw a camp-
incellii by the tall. And bo8!'!‘ , s that,
Toho was monstrous dull In ho iks. Tb»
ichool teachers us© to say that the
snl.^eJ. way toputany learn In In Tube's
head was to split tho thing open, put
the book In It and sow the whole busi
ness up.
It was my Job to writ© tho paper, and
l didn't go ho t' ry far before l struck a
knot and called for a dlctioNtrj. Toho
oent and got tho book and then wanted
, to know what I w.iS goin to Jo with It.
“I have struck a hard word to spell,”
tays I, “hfjd I need tho lunik to pull me
i through.”
9 ”l»wk a hero, Rule dundone” s*|«
Great CTltTs Within tiio Arctic Clrcl*
Where Millions Nest.
Within the arctic circles are tho
great, bird colonies. The largest and
tno.jL remarkable is that of Svaorholt
Klubbcn.
Every inch of this wonderful clifT,
which rises about one thousand feet
from the water’s edge and is of consid
erably greater breadth, says the Den
ver Times, may be said to be used by
the birds. The discharge of a small
cannon in the immedrate neighborhood
will darken the air with millions of
birds, but even then a field glass will
reveal the innumerable ledges white
with the undisturbed millions.
These consist almost entirely of the
small gull (Rissia tridactylai. and they
are a source of considerable income to
the owner of the colony, who lives at
tho little fishing station close by
About the middle of May each year, by
means of a long ladder placed against
the foot of the cliff, he proceeds to col
lect the eggs. Of these there arc at
most three to each nest, and the num
ber taken averages from six thousand
to ten thousand annually, or the prod
uct of, say. three thousand pairs of
birds
Ropes are not used for this purpose
at Svaerholt, as they arc in the Faroe
isles, so that the highest of the above
figures represent only a very small per
centage of the yearly production of the
colony, as by far the greater portion of
the clifT face, where the nest.', are
packed as closely as they can be. re
mains absolutely untouched.
A PULLMAN PORTER'S REASON.
Why Wc Should Sleep with Our (Ic-adii
Toward tho Eugluc.
“In riding on a Pullman ear,” said a
colored porter more than usually ob
servant, according to the Chicago Trib
une, “sleep with your head to tlie en
gine. There are not so many head-on
collisions on the railroads, experience
has shown, and besides the danger is
less from a rear-end collision The
reason for this is that every passenger
train has its own right-of-way and runs
regularly, and is looked for by the train
ahead of it. The greatest danger is
from a train behind which doesn't
know when we have stopped or bi i.' n
something and been forced to stop.
This is the chief reason for sleeping
this way, but there are others.
“You get tho draught in the right
placo,” the porter continued, “with
your head toward the engine Your
head feels cool without being exposed
to tho flood of air you would get if you
were pointing the other wav. Hut t lie
most important reason for traveling
this way is the matter of the cir -ala-
tion of your blood. The inotii n of lira
train is so strong and sle.’.dy that it
sends all the blood toward the cud lh.it
is farthest from the engine Put your
feet to tho engine and tin* blood goes
away from your head, leaving it ■ i
and easy, so you can rest like u e: Id
When you have got yourself fixed this
way, and, moreover, have got i:i '.he
middle of the car, because it is l!ic
safest, then you arc ready for a good
night’s sleep."
TENEMENT HOUSE DOOR HELLS.
There la the Very licit of ttmaaous 1 ur
Placing Them Hl jh on the Door 1’oata.
Strangers in this city often noli c
that door bells are almost iiivarinbly
placed one or two feet higher on the
door posts of hour,es in the tenement
districts than Is usual in mine pr" r-
ous neighborhoods, nnd the dr ovn-y
is always provocative of Inqulr,• An-
poor folks taller than the rich and v i ll
to do, that they should be obliged lo
lift their hands five feet nr more to
grasp the bell? Oris this merely a ei ;•
tom among tenement hon.ue builder
and is there no particular reason fnr it?
There Is n reason and a very (.-( •-1
(me, too, says tho Now York llcn.ld.
Tenement neighborhoods literally
swarm with children, and ehildiYii.
whether well burn or Hi, im: c"i.iiii«>n-
ly possessed of the “Old Nl- li." There
Is qoUling in tlio world Hut u:i umc-
geuernto youngster ho Jove to do a to
pull a door bdl and run round lira r
ner to obserro from u wife vantage,
with fiendish glee, the dbvomflt im.’ of
the woman who luir’cs her hiking or
dishwashing to answer thu smnmons
and find—noliody.
In well-to-do nelgliborhiMids the sup
ply of mlsehlevona nrehlns Is limited
Among the tenements they swnnu.
lienee the high door bell h* tire re a no-
Mrastty and u uwfcu«o.
Hotter Pay Pp. Ho Siys-Try to negln
the New Year on n Cash navis—
Debts us a Sign of
Prosperity.
copvnicHT. 1803.
I suppose no problem is causing more
thought just at this time than debts
and bow to collect them; debts and how
to pay them. Many creditors are lying
awake at night thinking and studying
how they can collect the amounts due
them. Some debtors are lying awake
at night thinking and studying bow
they can pay their debts. Many of
them are letting the other fellow stay
awake and do the walking. How the
debtor got in debt sometimes settles
the question us to whether he will pay
his debts. A man who goes in debt
recklessly and carelessly may pay bis
debts, but largely the arrearages upon
the books and notes of the creditor s of
thin country year after year are due
largely by the class who are reckless in
their expenditures and prodigal in their
life. Pat said he got rich by doing
without the things he was compelled
to have. I am sure that caution and
economy will enable a man, at the end
of lira year, to discharge, if not all.
most of his obligations. The creditor
who has the hardest time collecting bis
money is the creditor who has been ex
tortionate with the debtor—the credit
merchant who acids fifty per cent, to
the bill of the unfortunate debtor be
cause he is not able to pay cash.
I am * ure ’f cash customers cannot
pay the extortionate price for goods
tai debtor class cannot do it. It is
much easier to pay high prices for oasis
than it is to go on a credit and pay
them later on. When the cash is paid
the debt is discharged, but when goods
are bought on credit the debt still
hangs over the fellow. The banks—
and many of our banks do this—charge
extortionate rates. Any bank ought
to make a good dividend on eight per
cent, interest. Any bank that charges
over eight per cent, per annum ought
to lose it ■. capital. A solid, sound, safe
line of discounts, 1 verily believe, can
not be made anywhere in this country
above an eight per cent, interest.
Whenever the banks get over eight per
cent, interest they imperil the princi
pal of the debt to do it. A man who
pays that sort of interest long will not
be able t » pay the principal, and the
farmer who buys go > 1, on a credit at
the extortionate per cent., the merchant
puts upon them will soon be found rob
bing the merchant or pauperizing his
family.
1 don't believe that the debtor class
ar multiplying as rapidly ns they did
a few years ago. In tho first place
their credit is not so good, and in the
se-ond place tlie times and seasons in
the buxine: ; world have been such that
men have, in a sense, taken their bear
ings and determined to stay nearer the
shore. This is true largely of the indi
vidual, but cities and municipalities
are not reducing their indebtedness.
Every now and then we see where this
city and that city has sold bonds; and
a bond in a city i( a great blanket
thrown over the whole city from cor
poration Hue to corporation line and an
evidence that somebody has gut that
c ty by the leg.
We are now discussing another bond
issue by the national government. May
be it is better to have less gold and
fewer bonds than to have more gold
and more bonds. They tell me that
debt is evidence of prosperity. If that
be true wc are the moot prosperous
people under the shining sun. ling-
land is a creditor nation, and I suppose
she is in debt. Long time bonds is
what the creditor wants and is what
the debtor is willing to give, but there
must be a reckoning 1 some day. and I
suppose wc can let our chil Iren and
their children settle the debts in the
future.
But lira purpose of this 1 ■I ter was t >
call attention lo the fact that lira holi
days will soon be here, the first of .Ian-
nary in a few more weeks will dawn
upon us. Very few deb,:; on the part
of t he debtor class are set!led afior tlie
first of January. It is the duty cf
every honest man t o labor and to save
and pay, if not the who! ' debt, a , large
a per cent, of it as possible. Common
honesty demands tins, and it is the
duty of cveiy debtor to help in all ways
that ho can to settle with the ercdiP r
on the most equitable basis. The cry
of the debtor is—I made thisdc hi when
money was not half so valuable as it is
now. The cry of the creditor i ;-if I
had kept my money that I lent to you
it would have been as good money to
day as the money I demand of yon. It
is bad to go in debt when you are com
pelled to do it; it is almost criminal to
go in debt if you are not compelled to
doit, ft U criminal to recklessly take
the goods or money of another without
the honest purpose and lira indefatiga
ble effort followin' it. to return it
again with Interest. Some creditors
love to be lenient; some are merciless.
Home debtors love to pay; some only
wait to find a legal loop-hole out of
which they may go with no compunc
tions of conscience and no pride of
character. From the plain colored man
who is still In debt for the half bushel
of meal and ten pouudn of meat, to lhe
corporation that owes Its millions nnd
would Ijorruw more and know not how
It Hhall be paid, wo need to overhaul
the purpose and the principle of both
colored man ond ©.>rp<»r:ii l.»n. folle t
your debt, Mr. Creditor. If you can do
It ns a man. but don't do It liken hyena
Pay your debts, Mr Debtor, If It lake
the shirt off your baBay mnr debts
Ifymi can. I Hk* lo have set Id, pay
them whether you can or not.
Ham P. Jonek.
CANAL LOCK OPERATION.
Electricity Preferred Because It Will Not
Freese Up.
The gates and gate valves of tho
great loch in the new Canadian canal
at Sault St. Marie, connecting Lakes
Superior and Huron, are operated by
electric power. The lock is built of
masonry, is nine hundred feet long,
sixty feet wide, and has a depth of
water of over twenty feet. General
electric apparatus is used, nnd the
power generators and lighting dynamos
are driven by turbines. The reasons
which led to the adoption of electric
power on the Canadian lock are stated
by J. B. Spence, chief draftsman of the
department of railways and canals, in
the Canadian Electrical News as fol
lows:
“As regards economy, I think the
difference between electric and hy
draulic power will be very trifling, and
here the point of economy was not
taken into consideration. One of the
main objects of using electricity was to
overcome the great trouble caused by
frost when hydraulic machinery is
used. During the closing weeks of
navigation the cold is so great that oil
has to be used in the hydraulic engines
placed on the lock walls, and even then
the cold causes the oil to thicken and
makes the action of the engines slow
and tedious. Of course, frost would
not have interfered with hydraulic
valve engines placed at the bottom of
the lock, but in this case eight engines
have been required, while only four
screw power machines are needed with
the machinery as designed. These
considerations seemed to make it ad
visable to use electric power through
out, ami I have every reason to think
that everything will operate success
fully when wo open for navigation."
RED CROSS IN JAPAN.
Hint Government Ila* S cned the Geneva
Cotnpact But ( hlna Never Ha*.
re
REBUILT DY THE DOCTORS.
Very Little of tho Original Left of n
Minnesota Man.
An odd character of Winona, Minn.,
is George Burns, who lias good reason
for his eccentricity. Ho has papers,
says the Minneapolis Tribune, which
show that he was head engineer on
the steamer City of Savannah, which
was wrecked oif the coast of Massa
chusetts on January 18, 1SS4, while en
route from Boston to Florida. He was
reversing the levels when the steamer I
struck the rocks, and he was thrown
into the machinery, receiving injuries
which crippled him for life. There
were one hundred and eighteen lives
lost in the accident, and Burns is one
of the thirty-seven survivors. For a
long while he lay on a cot in the death j
row of Bellevue hospital, New York, j
Dr. Hayes Agncw attended his case and
removed live ribs from his left side and
trephined his skull, using six ounces of
silver sheeting for this purpose. lie
was compelled to wear a plaster paris
jacket for four years after the accident.
A portion of the lower end of his spine
nnd both elbow joints are gone. One
knee cap is on the back of the log, and
his heart i.s on the extreme right side
of his body. He is now sixty-four years
of age and walks very well and has a
cheerful disposition. He is a member
of tbe Grand Army of the Republic and
served during the war on the gunboat
Essex, which was stationed at Cairo
during the early days of the rebellion.
DON’T WRAP UP THE LAMP.
Home forty governm nts in
bound together by the compact llnown
bn the red cross or the international
convention of Geneva of 1804.
r l he ore word neutral signifies the
I'diole essence of this treaty; it defines
the condition of all sick and wounded
soldiers, all surgeons, nurses and at
tendants, all hospitals, ambulances,
and othra- appliances, while they dis-
p ay the red cross arm badge or flag
duty authorized and inscribed by the
ir. litarj- oower of the army to which
tl -‘y an' attached; and furthermore, all
inaabitanfs of a country in the vicinity
of'where the battle is raging, as well as
tin ir buddings, are sacredly regarded
as ueutial while they are administer
ing to the wants of the wounded and
(list bled, or being employed for hos-
pit;:-' purposes.
V> lunded soldiers falling into the
cnetoy's hands are neutral, and must
be m nt to the frontier for delivery to
theit own army as soon as possible,
provided, of course, that the country
to wlTrah they belong i.s an adherent to
the ro'l cross treaty.
Hy applying the foregoing principles
OIu: vv -1 >' adily grasp the idea why
Japan V doin;; such elTective and com
mendable work as a humanitarian na
tion She is carrying out to the letter,
accenting to Harper’s Weekly, the
spirit and the obligations of the Geneva
red cross treaty, to which she gave her
adhesion in lS>i, while her emperor
stands at the head of her civil red cross
society.
In six great wars tlie red cross has
been conspicuous. Written history re
cords the beneficent work it has done,
but only unwritten history can relate
the prevention of untold misery and
suffering on every field.
In the present war Japan, as a red
cross nation, meets difficulties and dan
gers unknown in any former war where
the red cross has worked, from the fact
that her enemy, China, is not a nation
signatory to the treaty of Geneva,
hence humanity is shown on one side
in the treatment of siek and wounded,
while inhumanity runs riot on the
PARENTS IN JAPAN.
That lindcil It,
Tipple—I see that Mum I and Ned have
broken ©IT their enjrag, ?nent.
Sibyl How perfectly dreadful! How
did It happen?
Tipple—They guV rurvrriod. —N. Y.
World-
DisuntrouH Attempt to Ucgulate an In-
cnmlcu-ent L imp.
Several hotel men were standing in a
group in an uptown hotel recently,
chatting. Tito conversation turned
upon the eccentricities of guests. The
many odd ways in which dilt’erent peo
ple handle electric lights on mo up, says
tho New York Tribune, and one hotel
man .said:
“Nearly everyone now knows how
tho incandescent lamp i.s operated, but
still wo meet with some funny in
stall cos of Ignorance. Last week we
nearly bad our hotel set on fire on ac
count of a piece of stupidity on the
part of a guest. The building being
fireproof alone prevented a conflagra
tion. A woman came to the house who
was in the habit of .sleeping with a dim
light in the room, and the electric
lam,) Sot tiered her.
She either had tolet it burn brightly
or else t urn it ol? altogether. Finally
she hit upon the Idea of wrapping a
towel around it. Then she began to
quedion whether tho towel would
•a! 'i lire. Then she adopted tho happy
expedient of wetting the towel. That
was the worst thing that she could do.
She soon dropped asleep, and, of
course, the towt^l soon began to burn.
A blazing piece dropped on the cur
tain:'. and soon the whole room was
afire. She was badly seared, and, of
coarse, the contents of the room were
ruincl.
Too r.iuch All nt Once.
Whatever may be the truth or the
falsity of the stories Hint ure told of
the s nrcity of the funds in n country
editor's pocket or the scarcity of food In
JiU stomach, the stories arc al ways told,
nnd neither tiio progre v; of education
nor the growth and development of tho
press seems to hare any efl'»‘ I upon the
crop. One of the latest comes from
Ken!itchy, where the mountain editor,
at least, rarely develops into n Croesus
or an Apiclus. And this one is concern
ing a mountain editor. A subscriber
bud r , 'mcmbovc(1 h!n very kindly and
a day or two later a visitor called at
bln oiflee. “tan 1 sfc the editor?" ho
Inquired of the grimy little "devil”
roosting on n high stool. “No, idr;’’ re*
piled the youth on the stool, "11^
hick," ‘‘\Vlint’s the natter with him?”
“Pun’no," Wild the hoy. ’Tine of our
siib'erlbtrs gite him a bag of (lour nnd
a biislml of noyffitei’s t'other dny, and i
reckon he's hmndofed."
A Mmlrl \ niax-e.
This place In Raid to exist nt New
fllhtvsVLv. Me., which enjoys an creep-
llcmal freedom from the small tiers
which often nourish with great vigor
|n small ploivs. None of Its oiliciala
drink, swear, use tobtieeo or break the
Ha! hath, and at tbe railway Million for
two years only two tkkcih for Monday
excursions were sold lu ouch year, and
In two Inter years but four sitnUitr lUk-
vts • jrwsr wst* yrthnwri.
Tln-y Arc D-lovod Tar Above Husband or
Wife
The moral and social law of Japan ts:
“Thou shall love thy father and mother
with all thy heart, mind and strength."
The Japanese wife loves her own par
ents more than she does her husband,
and a Japanese husband loves his wife
with an affection far weaker than that
which he bestows on his own father
and mother. Mr. Hearn, in "Glimpses
of Unfamiliar Japan." quotes this con
versation. in a schoolroom, between
the English teacher and a Japanese
pupil:
"Teacher, I have been told that if t.
European and his father and his wife
were all to fall into the sea together,
and that he only could swim, lie would
try to save his wife first. Would he,
really?"
“Probable," replied the teacher.
"But why?”
"One reason is that Europeans con
sider it a man's duty to help the weak
er first—especially women and chil
dren."
“And does a European love his wife
more than his father and mother?”
"Not always—hut generally, pef
haps, lie does."
"Why teacher, according to our idea
that is very immoral.’’
A lad of sixteen wrote a composition
on “European 'ind Japanese Customs,”
in which he gave expression to his
ideasabout the relation of husband and
wife as held In Europe:
"What we think very strange is that
in Europe every wife loves her husband
more than her parents. In Nippon
there Is no wife who more loves not
her parents than her husband. And
Europeans walk out in the road with
their wives, which we utterly refuse
lo, except at the festival of Ilaehiman.
“The Japanese woman is treated by
man as a servant, while the European
woman i.s respected as a master. I
think these customs are both bad. We
think it i.s very much trouble to treat
European ladies; and we do not know
why ladies are so much respected by
Europeans."
WHAT DARWIN OVERLOOKED.
Helf-Sarr'.llrc Mvl-I lo lit- n I actor In tlie
I'vo'miloa of I'lant Life.
Some objection has l>cen made, and
apparently with some weight, that the
modern doctrine of the evolution of
plants, based on selfishness, is not by
any means the rule prevailing in vege
tation- flowers, ns well ns members of
the animal world, seem to be governed
in quite us great a part by self-saerillcc
ns by selfishness, says Meehan's Month
ly. Though the struggle for life, as it
is called, nnd the "si. rvival of the fittest"
must have something to do with the
evolution of form, and must be neces-
aary to the existence of plants individ-
uully, yet it is evidently not so to all.
Inhuman nature selfishness is a trait
which cannot be left uncultivated. At
the »,ame time a large part of human
nature finds just as much pleasure in
little deeds which must come under the
class of self-sacrifice as in the pursuit
of anything that may have relation to
the struggle for existence. As an il
lustration of this point in plants, tho
production of turpentine by the south
ern pine trees comes in. If the pino
trees are left alone the production of
turpentine is comparatively small, but
when tapped and made to produce the
turpentine for the In. neilt of man it
goes on producing without the tree in
llic li’ust suffering The annual prod
uct of turpentine by the nouthern pine
(mu is Home ten million dollnm, which
It seems to hand over to the uses of
man without the •lightest Injury to IV
self. In no way onn It be shown that
the productimi of turpentine Uabcneflt
to tin' nine tree.
ftRKAT
Vi uully im
BATTLES are contin
ually going on in the human sys
tem. Hood's Huntupurilln drives out
dbuw* ami Restores Heal lit*