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jJlS cruel—yos, I say it
w is—to send a boy to
bed
When be feels like
turning som-
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ing: on his head.
1 never was so wide awake in all my life
before,
And mother thinks I'm going to sleep a
dozen hours or more.
I want to sit up to-night to get a little
peep
At Santa Claus. Why does he come when
boys are all asleep?
1 want to see the reindeer, and I'd really
like to know
How they can ever stand it to have so far
to go.
And then I’d like to ask him—for 1 can’t
make It out at ail—
How he scrambles down the chimneys,
when they are all so small.
With his great big bag of picture books
and sugar plums and toys,
When he comes to fill the stockings up for
little girls and boys.
1 wonder if he’ll bring me Just what I want
—a sled—
A lightning patent coaster: and 1 want it
painted red.
How does he know what boys want? He al
ways guesses right.
How can he get to everyone in just a single
night?
Well, I am getting tired here, it will be
fine
To lie awake all night. There! It’s strik
ing nine!
Yes, mother will be sorry in the morning, I
should think.
When 1 tell her how I haven’t slept a single
blessed wink.
I shall listen every minute, and when I
hear him creep
Very softly down the chimney, when he
thinks we’re all asleep,
I'll watch, and then I’ll see the fun without
a speck of noise.
Ho! IIo! The jolly fellow cannot always
dodge the boys!
Hello! I hear a jingle. Have the reindeer
come at last?
I must got up and see them, for they prance
away so fast.
I was just getting sleepy—hey! Time to
dress, you say?
And the breakfast bell is ringing? Hurrah!
’tis Christmas day!
—Sidney Dayre, in Golden Days.
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F any one man was •better
known than another for
miles around the Nillage of
CoTiway it was Deacon Harding, the pil
lar of the Methodist church and the
strictest selectman the New Hampshire
village had ever known. He had never
married, and some folks said he was too
mean, and that all he thought about
was putting up a goodly share of this
world’s goods to hiseredit in order that
he might make better provision for the
commodities of the next. Hut, then,
people will talk.
It was, therefore, a matter of consid
erable sjieculation among his neighbors
when the deaeon was seergto stop oc
casionally# at the Widow Martin’s cot
tage, and many and varied were the con
jectures about the outcome. The widow
was plump, rosy cheeked, and good na-
1ured,and her dear departed having left
her more than two years before she
was, as she believed herself, fully quali
fied to Ik* considered among thceligihlcs
of the little world in which she lived.
She had heard (what women does not?)
of her neighbors’ talk about her, hut
being of that happy disposition which
docs not heed the stories Dame Kumor
occasionally circulates, she kept on her
way regardless of all the gossips said.
The widow’s cottage was an inviting
spot when the snow lay piled up in
great masses in the roadways and on
the mountain sides and the mercury
was away below zero. A bright light
always shone from the windows v bile
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the hickory logs crack led and sputtered
in the wide, often fireplace. Everything
alMiut the place was s<t neat, clean and
wholesome looking that one felt at
home the moment he crossed thethresh-
old. At least that is what Deacon Hard
ing thought <ui New Year's eve a* he
came in sight of tin* cozy home of the
widow while on his way ton meeting of
the town hoard. The deacon was feel
ing cold and out of sorts generally, and
somehow his ideas had been traveling
for weeks past in a direction decidedly
singular for such a confirmed bachelor
as he. All he appeared to lead up to one
object and that was the Widow Martin.
The deacon was getting on dangerous
ground, hut he didn’t seem to know it.
He had always said there wasn't a wom
an who could catch him. lie had lived
so long without onetl.it he was not go
ing to betaken in by any of them at this
time of life. Not he; and he grew sev-
<* 1 inches higher every time he hugged
th t consolation to his breast. Hut this
pai cular New Year’s eve he was un-
ace,) ntably lonely and dispirited.
I’- erybody who was anybody in Con-
v , was full of rest and cheer and just
briii ful of happiness. The spirit of
ti e holidays was everywhere, hut the
deacon w as alone. There was no one to
welcome him. no one to greet him w ith
“A Happy New Year!” at his home. < x-
sides and across the* valley the willow
had tin* door often and was waiting tor
her \ isitor.
”1 just thought I’d stop a minute,
I M rs. Mart in, to warm up, lor it’s power-
I ful cold out this afternoon," said the
deacon, stamping his feet to shake tin-
snow from his boots In forcenterhig.
“I'm real glad to see you. thaeon;
conic right in and sit down by tin fire."
In a few moments Deacon Harding
had removed his heavy coal ami thick
gloves and was comfortably seatid on
one side oft he broad fireplace, w bile 11n
widow was rocking herself gently to
and fro at t he ot her.
As his good temper increased the dea
con kept looking over at the widow.
What a nice, pleasant little woman sh«*
was, to be sure, and she was pretty, too
—there was no mistake about that! He
sat there enjoying his novel sensations
without speaking fora longtime. Sure
ly there was somet hing t he matter with
him this New Year’scvc. He was usual-
“Do tell, deacon,” replied the widow,
shuddering, “tint don't you think you'll
gel chilled if you sit so far from the fire?
Do draw up closerml get w arm; you've
^ot quite a way lo go to tow n and you
in'isf take care of \ onrselfin such tei ri-
i>!e \\ eat her."
"Yes, ma’am; it be chilly, that’s a
f::et. i think I’ll move upa piece tothc
fire.”
“Ilow kind she is!” the deacon kept
:• pi ai mg to himself ns he edged nearer
toward the blazing logs and at t in* same
time drew closer to the rocker, where
tin* w idow still sat sewing.
“I saw you at church last Sunday,
Mrs. Mai tin. The minister preached a
powerful fine sermon, didn’t he?” re
marked the deacon, after another long
interval.
"Yes. dem on; and it did me a power
of good, (oo.”
“I'm real glad to hear you say that,
Mrs. Martin,” exclaimed the deacon.
His face fairly beamed with delight.
The chairs touched now. The <h aeon
w as absent from the tow u meet ing that
New Year’s eve.
When the villagers assembled at
church next day they saw a little wom
an sitting beside Deacon Harding. It
was the Widow Martin. Stic was wedded
to the deacon New Year's morning, for
tin* parson had said it wasn't good for
man to be alone.—H. A. MacDonald, in
Chicago Mail.
Timely ITcruutlon.
"Have you thought about doing any
Christmas (shopping yet?” asked Mr.
H iinnimune.
"No, dear," was the reply. “It is a
| little early for such preparations, isn't
it?”
“M'yes. Hut it is w ell to take time by
the forelock, you know. Have you a
memorandum lx>ok handy?”
“Yes.”
“Well, you might jot dow n these lit
tle points. Here’s the brand of cigars
that 1 prefer. They eumiot by acypos-
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Glaiiacoiihlgi tit;
1 i Of courso I pulled it
^ down again, and
now* I must re-
* grot It,
For if I’m to be Santa Claus, and that’s of
course expected, «
I’m soi ry that I cannot claim the note was
misdirected.
She wants a rr< at big doll, she says, with
wavy, tpilden tresses.
Some hat- to put upon the doll, and lots
of handsome dresses;
A bureau and a trundle bed, a set of little
dishes,
A table and a trunk as well, besides some
’’real gold fishes.’’
She wants a •■led, of course, I learn, and
likewise lots of randy.
She also adds, <piite calmly: ”A piano
would be handy.”
She wants a watch and lots of books, and
games as well, in plenty;
Of minor toys, it seems to me, she asks
for fully twenty.
She writes that she would like to have a
little stove for cooking,
And for a necklace, I’m informed, most
anxiously she's looking;
She wants a desk'that’s ’’all her own,’’
on which to do her writing,
i And altogether, 1 confess, the outlook’s
not inviting.
The things that she would like to have, I
find by calculation.
Would cost a thousand dollars at the low
est valuation.
And <?o I say regretfully, with spirits most
dejected,
I’m sorry that Ycapnot claim her note was
misdirected.
ccpt, perhaps, his old housekeeper, who
was deaf and ill-tempered enough to
sour the biggest cask of eider in his cel
lar.
It was no wonder, then, that ns he
reached the Widow Martin’s cottage he
determined to stop just, for a chat with
her and to warni himself before going
to the meeting. That was all. If he
bad been told there was anything else
on his mind lie would have thought the
suggest ion ridiculous. The widow
heard the deaeon’s buekhonnl stop—in
fact she had seen him coming up the
road—and there had been a hasty glance
over tin* room, and just a peep in the
looking-glass on the mantel to see if
everything was in order, long before
the deaeon’s voice was heard on the
frosty air and the wheels had censed to
| revolve in front of the cottage. By the
| time he had blanketed and covered his
burse and led him to the shed out of the
! <old blasts that swept down the hill-
ly able to talk about’something wher
ever he was, but now In* couldn’t say a
word if his life bad depended on it,
though he tried desperately several
times to start a conversation. And the
widow just sat there, apparently en
tirely unconscious, with her mind seem
ingly fixed upon sonic trifle she was
s-nving. Did she have an idea of what
was passing in her visitor’s mind? Of
j course not; women are such dear, inno
cent creatures, especially widow s. The
deacon grew very restlessasthe minutes
passed sw iftly by and finally, as if the
heat was too great, he got up and moved
away from the fire. Somehow when he
settled down again his chair was much
nearer the widow, but she didn’t seem
to notice the change and kept on sew
ing.
“It’s powerful cold to-day, Mrs. Mar
tin. There’ll Ik* a heavy frost to-night,
I reckon,” remarked the deacon, finding
his speech at lust.
while if the truth must be told he abso
lutely chuckled aloud and rubbed bis
hands on his knees as if something had
happened with which he was immense
ly delighted. “Do you recall what the
parson preached about?”
It must have been the heat from the
burning logs that caused the widow’s
cheeks to blush so. She couldn't even
look up from her sewingasshcreplied:
“Well, come to think of it, deacon, I
think it was about weddings and such
things. Hut I ain't quite sure, for I
didn't pay much attention. I’m afraid,
tot hat part of t he discourse.”
The chairs were getting very close.
“That’s it. that’s it,” cried the deacon,
bringing bis hands down upon his
knees with a slap that startled the ca
nary from his i»erch and set t he widow’s
heart beating furiously. “That’s it.
And don’t you remember w icre he said
it wasn’t good for ninfl to live alone?
I think he told the truth, don’t you?”
-ability be purchased ut a bargain. Here
is the number of slipper that I wear,
and you might make a note of the fact
that my preference in neckties is dark
red, with small black figure, also that 1
do not need any suspei tiers.”
Ami .‘he thanked him and wrote it all
down, thereby saving no small shau* of
future regrets- ami embarmssnicnts,—
Washington Star.
A liiiitdiiy Mockery.
He held a handsome Kussian leather
pocketIxiok up for the inspection of his-
friends.
"lU'diitiful!” they exclaimed.
“A mockery,” In replied, turning it
upside dow n and shaking it.
“A most useful present,” they p« r-
sisted.
“A holiday mockery,” he repeated.
"Of w hat use is a fine pocketbook to a
man who has gone broke on Christmas
presents for the very girl who gave it
to him?"—Chicago Post
■vc-Chicago Post.
The Day After
Oh dear, it’s so far to next rhrlfcimas!
Heems long as forever and mo
I’ve boon counting the days ovcr’n’oY
Three hundred and sixty-four!
That’s a dreadful lot to be waiting
To hang up your stockings, you see;
Put to-morrow that’s sometiiing—there’s
only three hundred and sixty-three!
—Harper’s Yeung People.
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Chhnmy McGovern — Great Scott!
Mickey, get on ter dat. 1 wouldn’t
want dor job of darnin’ dat feller’s
sock.
Mickey MeSwatt—But say, but just
t’ink wot a eineh dat sock would be at
Chris’mas time ter knock ole Santy
Cluss silly.—N. Y. Truth.
A TYotuan’s Mlstsike.
A well-dressed woman in search of a
Christines present for her son walked
up and tlow n the aisles of a Ixiok store,
elosely s< inning the titles of the books.
At last she picked up a volume and
handed it to the clerk. “I- thisagood
hook?” she asked. “An excellent book,
madame,” replied the elerk, as he
wrapped it up, “and the only eopy we
have left.” “How fortunate I am to
have secured it, then,” the delighted
woman exclaimed. “My son is just
crazy over the game, and 1 wanted to
get a good authority on it so that he
could learn to play it properly.” The
clerk looked dazed as he handed his
customer the copy of Charles Dickens*
"(Ticket on the Hearth.” and she had
been gone some time before it dawned
upon him what a mistake she had made.
No one knows what the boy said.-—•
Golden Days.
Not Necessary.
Dora^—Here’s some mistletoe for your
Christmas.
Cora—(’an yon spare it?
Dora—Oh, I don’t need it.—N. Y.
Truth.
IlcMn Again.
Turn the soiled leaves with one more look.
And drop one more repenting tear;
And then begin in God’s own Hook
The story of another year.
—Frank W. Hutt, In P.am’s Horn.
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Tommy—How main presents did yer*
get?
Jackie—Twenty-one. How many
d’yer get?
Tommy Nineteen. But I'll bet yer I
can make more t>oise with mine than
yer can with yours. N. Y. Truth.
A* liMuat.
i Rngga—Well, obi man, what did you
I get in your stocking thi* morning?
\Vagg8—My foot.—Brooklyn Life.