The weekly ledger. (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1894-1896, November 19, 1896, Image 3
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DOWN ON ROCKY.
Rufus Sandora Among tho Living
and tho Dead.
ptorson I.c-fer ai.d Abner Hnntor Hare
•• Gather* fI t'p .he’.rX'cet, As It Were”
—Only Ono ••Wiinmln Flnt”—
Good Time to (Jolt.
Here lately in the past few days two
of the most widest known men In all
this scope of
country have
gathered u p
their feet, as it
were, like Ja
cob of old, and
fell In line with
the great and
silent majority
—old Paraon
David Lester
and Abner
Hunter. Every
body will miss
Parson Lester from his familiar place
amongst the scenes and things of this
fieetin old world. lie was a plain, open-
and-shet, llint-nnd-stecl good man—no
side shows or lly wheels or fancy trim-
nins to speak of, but true as steel and
honest ns the sunshine itself.
lie Met ‘•Hell-Koarln Hill."
But whilst old Parson lister was
kind and gentle and patient with
ail mankind—never lookin for a mens
and never givin any grounds foronc'—
if n man was out lookin for a fight, but
not partiolar anxious to find one, I
would advise him to take the other fork
of the rood before he got to the Lester
place. They tell me tlitit oncst upon a
time in his .young and wayward days
the parson was bad medicine and tre-
inendius big doses—hot stuff and a
whole passlc of It. And in the primin
of his life even in his oid age—if
trouble coiao in spite of all he could do
and say to rtave it off—if some flghtfn
had to he done in a ease of pushency
and he was the onlyest man on the
ground- rlw old parson want gone no-
wheres. IV was right there every clat
ter—stnr.din six f» -t in his socks—full
weight and hone d measure—10 ounces
to the i:< in, 1 and three feet to the yard.
Before now everybody in the regions
around Itoeky Creek have heard tell of
the time v. hen oid Parson Lester and
“Hell Boarin Bill,” from Oeorgy.metup
together at the Panther creek bridge
on the old adage road. Hell Boarin had
took up a fool notion in tho maintime
that he wr , r, destinated to be a great
fighter, and to lu-ar him tell it he had
sde.rtt (1 a little private graveyard of his
own bnek there in Georgy, where ho
come from. Anyhow, with his heavy
drinkin and hard c asein, ho was a holy
terror to the surroundin country. So
when he met m> with the old parson
that mon in he put on all the general
npyoarnvnf f n man out huntin for a
fight. Don't und rstand me to sey that
Hell Bonrin n wanted to git Into a
fight with an.vVidy, hut yet he was
lookin for . furious engagement
of that sort. He had to do that
so ns to maintain the name and
tamo which in* Built up in the land.
I reckon r !»• he v.as sorter like Jule
Nabors, you : >-e<>lleet, that time when
he walked t.'i n lies on a hot summer
day lookin for work, lint prayin the
good Tyfird eve; . lej) not to let him find
It.
1 To or Jo Die."
horse, old Saddlebags,
a f.-w Mops for mo,” rays
u with a loud voice as him
ir n Belh rid up and met
“Light
and danec
Hell Beni
and the j
together i-igl tin re at the bridge.
“Beckon \ . n u t lie mistaken in the
man,” a 1 , tn j rjion. “I am a preach
er, and 1 can’t dance.”
“This i illcll Boarin Bill from Georgy,
and you ’ ill onsequentlally have to
dance,” says ihe holy terror.
“It don't luako a eontinentnl bit of
difference v.hr» you arc or where you
conic* from,*’ rays the. parson in his
slow, steady w ay of tnlkin. “My name
is T.est' r David lye'der—a minister of
the (!o: j I, a servant nl the livin’ God
—free, whit**, and full grown. I tell
you I can’t cfanoc.”
With that Hell Bonrhi he. whipped
out his six : luKrt r; which he always
toted weapons like any other coward—
covered the oid par on an<l tol<l him to
take his choice- to dance or to die.
“Spusin you git dow n and show me
hor\v till 1 can catch the lick," says the
parson as he rolled out of his saddle
and tied his 'mrse dost by.
It n < i. V ' i t ! < kl-d Hell Boarin
powerful. So he got down, he did, and
sceln how bumble lilce and gentle the
parson wi -, he laid his weapons down
whilat he w. nt to Id tel) his horse.
Whereas, when he woke up, the other
man hud the shooters.
“Now, by the grace of God—ns a
’meek and humble follower of theCross,"
says the old parson, "I call upon you,
Hell Boarin Bill, of Georgy, to take- one
of the*!' v eapoiiH ami save your life."
But rah-v, Hell Boarin want such
a wundul ue knd man us you mought
thinlc, and when ‘.he. ]>arson got him.
down on the d< :e| levwl he wouldn’t
come across.
“Then, by the twelve epist4(«,” miys
tlw old parson, “!, David Ixwter, n
chOM*ti sej', nt in the Mnst(»r’M v!n«*-
vard, do eonimand yon, Hell Bonrin Bill
from Georgy, to walk up them on the
Bridge and do your own dnnein—to
dance or t‘» jlie.“
There vr. somethin in the parnon’s
gray eyes and steady hand and his
mild and gentle voice which told Hell
Boorin more plainer than the. strongest
I’nitcd Slates Inngiiiigfe that It was
alsmt the i glit tlm of year to do ns ho
wax told.
It Wi.u dance or die, and In lesa time
than it tuke i me to tell it Hell Boarin
was on the bridge daneln to Itesi six
hits, uhiLt tin- | arson Mood by with
jfe weiip< i. on ui d belt him down to
I ■ illm. Id- called out the \urious
Ll mu |>s till he had put Hell
Ib/Writi through all the motions aiul
run pie him cut all Urn Hggers from Uit
pigeon win;; to the lm//.urd loj»«.
THE LEDGER: GAFFNEY, S. C., NOVEMBER 19, 1896.
In tho maintlrae old man Tommy
Pickens and two of his boys had driv
up to the bridge on one side, whilst
Bunk Weatherford and Lige Buimels
rid up on the other side, and all stopped
to see the show outs
"Has the gentleman from Georgy
been to breakfast thus morn in ?” says
the parson.
Hell Bcxirin owned up to it that he
was behind on kitchen physic.
‘‘Well, then-,” the parson went on,
“know all men by these presents that
I, David Lester—called and sent forth
and predestinated from the foundations
to preach the Gospel to a lost and mint
world—do now command Hell Boarin
Bill from Georgy to humble himself
in the presence of mortal man and eat
dirt.”
Naturally of course Hell Boarin didn’t
want any dirt for breakfast. But it
was dirt or die, so he took the dirt.
“And now finally at Inst,” says the
parson, “as a plain American citizen. I
would remind Hell Boarin Bill of
Georgy that the day and hour have
come for him to move his wash in out
of this peaceful and pleasant country
henccforwards and forever.”
Ami then Hell Boarin he moved. As
to whether he returned back to Georgy
or went on out west to build fresh
graves in a new country, the witness
could not say for certain.
But old Parson Lester—always good
and kind and gentle, but tnkin no drag-
gin from any mortal man—lived his life
out right around in the settlement
whore he was Ixirn and bred and brung
up. Now his works do follow him—
particlar that famous dancin lesson
which he taught unto Hell Bonrin Bill
from Georgy down there at Murder
Creek bridge—and everybody will miss
him from his familiar walks amongst
the scenes and things of this green and
fieetin world.
ARP ON ELECTIONS.
FASHION AND FANCY.
WANT AND LUXURY.
Sorry Bryan Was Defeated and
Now Demands Prosperity.
He Is Tired of Elections—Says They Upset
the People and Hrlng on Mental
Worry—Wants Term* Made
Longer.
Only One “Wlnnln Pint.”
For somethin better than a week—
since the golden Indian summer day
when Abner Hunter died—1 have been
tryin to think of somethin good to
say in regards to his name and memory.
Well, Abner Hunter was a mighty
good man to have around the sick or
the dead. If he was worth a continen-
tial for anything else in this round
created world 1 don’t know what it
was. But for r.ursin the sick, or settin
up with t he dead, he was the most willin
and handyest man I ever have saw. In
times of trials and troubles and tribu
lations, if they wanted somebody to go
after the doctor, or nurse the sick, or
ret up with the dead, Abner Hun ter was
right there—always ready and willin.
It was never too soon or too late, too
hot or too cold, for him to nurse t he sick
and set up with the dead.
And now since Abner Hunter is dead
and gone the common way of all human
flesh, I am glad that I cun look back
and find one winnin pint in his general
character.
A Hood Time Jo ytilt.
Here lately 1 have been thinkln a
right smart in regards to the best time
of year to quit.
The licst time to quit ensslu and
drfnkin sperils-of-cats-u-figlitin is jest
liefore you start.
Tho best time to quit eatln is when
you git enough.
The best time to quit work is Ix fore
you git too tins!.
And tho best time to quit srnokinyour
pipe is liefore you set somethin on fire.
Old man Berry BingstafT fell out with
his ])i|>e and quit it one day last week.
But he was a few minutes too late.
It was a clear and gusty day, you
understand, and the old man had
started to town with a hale of cotton
on his ox wagon. The wind took and
hlowed the fire outen his pipe onto the
cotton, and the whole tiling was in a
light blaze quicker than you could say
sent with your mouth open. The oxen
they rooehed their backs and run rvwny.
They run over a big bluff and into the
creek, smashed the wagon into kindlin
wood and broke the old man’s onlyeat,
l°g—" hich he had left the other one nt
Malvern Hill, or somewhere* in Hint
neighborhood—and o forth and so on.
What n gracious pity It is that the
old man didn’t fall out with his pipe and
quit it at the right time—Jest before It
was evcrlnstlnly too late.
The Good Book t»dls us that there Is a
time for everything. And blc. sed is the
man that knows a good time to quit.
_ ItUFUB BANDERS.
A Little Nnrprlsc ut Home.
Von Bhimcr—I had 1 lie most singular
thing hnp|>en p> me the ot her day. Did
you ever go Into a man’s place to pay
a hill you owed him and find him out?
Plunkington (emphatically)—No, sir.
Did that hajijn-n to you?
“It did. I had a notion, or rntlior, I
nerved myself up to it, to settle up
some bills that I owed. Soon my way
up from the* office I dropped in to see
my fishmonger.”
“And he was out?”
“Correot. Then I tried my gfooer.”
‘‘He waa out.”
“Bight. Plenty of rhopmen, hut no
proprietor. Of course I left word that
I culled in to settle up, hut wanted to
see the proprietor first. Disputealioiit
bills. See?”
“Oh, yea; that strengthens your
credit.”
“Exactly. Then I cal led to see my
butcher, and I’ll Is*, hanged If he wasn’t
out nlso!”
“By Jove! But you were In luck!”
“No, I wasn’t.”
“Why not?”
“When I got home l found all of them
waiting for n*e.” Western Figaro.
.lew* LI vs Longer Thsn Hentlle*.
The vital s'citisticH of Ixmdon arc the
authority for the statement that on
an average the life of a Jew In that city
Is twice that of a Gentile, Dr. 11. "W.
, Itichardsun says that the Jews of that
j city arc exceptionally free from dls-
( en*e, and Virchow xnys that the race
i ’’lias nt all times liecn distinguished by
great tenacity of life. Consumption is
scarcely known among the Jews and
suicide Is thrce-fourtiui Jess frequent
among thou than It isumongf^^^^^^
It Is a good time to write some more
“meditations among the tombs,” or
“an ode to melancholy,” or a few verses
like: “This world is all a fleeting show.”
The election is over, and the bad news
keeps coming and the heavens are weed
ing and everything is going wrong.
Very early this morning I was sweet
ly dreaming, when there was a gentle
rap at the door, and I thought that pos
sibly some friend or neighbor had come
lo tell me that Bryan was elected, but
the voice spake and said: “Mammy say
she can’t come dis mornin’—she sick.”
Oh, my poor, bleeding country. No
cook, and the rain just pouring down.
Mrs. Arp made no sign, so I slipped out
of bed and dressed and tiptoed out to
the culinary department. I fired up the
stove and put on the hominy and coffee
and fed the cow and brought in some
wootl, and get everything ready for fem
inine hands before I awakened them.
Tn course of time they came and made
the biscuit Jind fried the sausage and
scrambled some eggs, and wo had a No.
1 breakfast and I felt better. Sor-
row endurcth for a night, hut joy eom-
eth in the morning after breakfast
time. I felt cnim and serene, and did
like Obediah Oldbuck always did when
bal luck overtook him. I put on a
clean shirt and went down town to re
joice with those who were rejoicing
and to weep with those w ho wept.
Several days ago I had prepared my
mind for defeat, I had hedged so that
the disappointing shock would not be
so shocking when it came, but still I
secretly indulged in a hope that, there
might be a landslide, an avalanche, an
interposition of providence in Bryan’s
fav ir. A man may think he is prepared
for the worst., but he can’t cheat him
self out of his wishes. My comfort
row is in sympathizing wit h our hero,
in admiring the grandeur of the. man
who can now, like Paul, exclaim: “I
have fought a good fight: I have kept
'Hie faith.” The coming historian will
do him justice, and he will rank with
the great men of t he nation.
One thing I rejoice nt, and that is the
election of n republican congress to co
operate with McKinley. Let there be no
excuse for Hie winning side, and if they
do not revive the industries and pros
perity of the country within the next
four years then they must step down
and out or they will be hurled from
power ns Jupiter hurled Vulcan from
the Olympian heights. Vulcan was nine
days falling and broke his leg, and is
lame yet.
Now let. u« have peace and rest. I
sincerely w ish that McKinley could stay
in office for a term of ten years and then
have to retire for good. The presiden•
Hal term is too short. It takes all of
one year to grease the machinery and
get it in running order, and then two
years for work, and the last year is de
voted to mending fences and fixing up
for another election. It is Hie same
way with our governor’s election. The
term is too short; and it. looks like
some folks wnntto make it shorter still.
The jieoplo Jire tired of elections—we
get excited and get mad with one an
other, and by the time wo get over It
here comes another election, and we
get mad again. We men folks could
stand it fairly well, hut our women
folks get excited too, and make some re
marks that become a circulating me
dium and cause unhealthy agitation of
the female mind.—Bill Arp, in Atlanta
Constitution.
NOT INCLUDED.
H« Wanted No Inferences Drawn from
III* Courtesy.
The hom'st farmer had ut tended Hie
political merling in order, if possible,
to get some light on the disputed ques
tion of what honest money Is. The
arguments of the candidate had failed
to convince him, and when, after the
speech was over, an informal reception
was arranged, lie turned to go away
without availing himself of the chance
to pcrnoimlly meet the principal man
of the occasion.
“Aren't you going to shake hands
I w ith him?” asked one ot the managers
| of the meeting.
“Nope,” was the reply. “I guess I’ll
move on home.”
“But you might not to miss this op
portunity to get acquainted wit h a man
of no much prominence.”
“I guess he won’t lay awake nights
grlevin over lief I go right along about
my business.”
“On tho contrary, lie told me that It
was his sincere w ish to meet every man
hero and grasp him hy the hand.”
“Wal, I don’t agree with what he
wiys. But 1 ain’t got nothin’ agin him
personally, un' I wouldn’t have him go
away feel in’ hurt fur the world. He
don’t talk much different from lots o’
fellers thet’x come around promisin'
ter do wonders fur us fannern ef we’d
only vote fur him. But 1 don't cherish
no spite. I'll go meet him, hut there's
got ter lie a pervlso. I’ll extend my
hand to him an’ I’ll let ’im grasp it.
But he might ez well understun’ fust
ez hist thet my leg don’t go along with
H.”—Washington Htur.
A Costly (.usury.
The complexion specialist had found
an opportunity to say u word to the
Mtinunor girl.
“I cun remove that tan,” she said,
with a slight show of profe. sionu'
pride.
“Remove it!”
The Hummer girl showed her azton*
Ishmeut.
“Why, yes,” replied the complexion
spccia'Ut. "I assure you it can he
done.”
“But think of what it eo?;t me to get
It,” protested the summer girl. “Doyou
I can uffor J lo throw it away so
Host.
Ladles' Wrap* for the Coming Cold
Season.
The coming season will be marked
by a lavish use of exceedingly bright
colors. Military scarlet will be one of
the prominent features of tho cold-
weather costumes. Bed hats, red
cloaks, red dresses, red trimmings of all
sorts, are In the ascendant. Conserva
tive taste modifies red with black or
clouds it with white. A red an tin
dress literally smothered in white lace
was a recent order. A cloak of ml
broadcloth, lined with satin and
trimmed with a lattice pattern of b!*»ck
satin ribbon, is one of the most stylish
garments of the season.
The interest of womankind is Just
now turned toward outside garments,
and everybody is wondering what is
coming next. Among the styles shown
are square-cut box coats that extend 10
to 14 inches below the waist-dire.
These are made with perfectly square
fronts and backs, cither plain or with a
box-plait pressed closolj’ down, wnf-
teau fashion, from the shoulders. Other
styles have the plait running up to the
collar. Another idea is three heavy
plaits in the back, but these are not for
autumn, being almost too heavy and
cumbersome. They weight the shoul
ders, and are not pleasant to wear.
A garment modeled somewhat after
the fashion of the old-time redingote
is shown among the best importations.
One model is of moderately heavy
cloth, and is lined with irldescentsalin.
The edges are finished with a wide band
of black velvet, and similar bands of
black velvet outline the seams and fin
ish the cuffs, collars and lapels.
A novelty is a long coat of broad
cloth In two colors. The body of the
garment is of ton color, the trimmings
of black. The collar, deep cuffs and
lapels are of black, and black bands are
stitched down over all the seams, and a
wide trimiinng of the broadcloth turns
back from the front on either side. The
garment in donble-breasted, and closes
over a vest-shaped section that extends
about half way down the skirt from the
belt. This vest portion is embroidered
and braided in the most elaltornte fash
ion. The rest, of the garment is without
garnit u re other than t he black cloth men-
tioned. The sleeves are in the modified
leg-o’-mutton shape that has l>een in
troduced to let us dow n by easy grada
tions from the enormous sleeves to the
almost tight-fitting styles.
The ulster is to be the general all-
around useful clonk of the season. A
few ulsters with capes are shown, others
are merely the fitted garment. Many of
them are lined throughout the waist
and the upjier half of the skirt |>ortion.
This is done for warmth, ami cloaks of
this pattern, with double-breasted
fronts, are adapted for extremely cold
weather and driving. The latter cloak
is a garment which is very popular, as
many women are extremely ford of
driving, and must l>e so arranged as to
be easy and comfortable, and, at the
same time, sufficiently well fitted to be
trim and stylish, which combination Is
by no meniks easy to secure. A cold-
wentber garment of this sort i« made of
ioffre-browu cloth, of a material some
what like Irish frieze. The front laps
over rather farther than the average
double-breasted garment, giving an ad
ditional warmth. The sleeves are very
loose at the tops, and quite full nt the
elbows, then narrow to cuffs of the
usual shape. A cape, which Is lang
enough to cover the arms to the w rists.
Is furnished with the cloak. A new
[>o!nt in this cape is a button and but
tonhole nt the extreme points of the
front. In windy weather the front cor
ners of the cape are cross<*d and but
ton and buttonhole are fastened at Hie
back of the waist. This makes what is
equivalent to big sleeves over those of
the regularly fitted garment.
Another cape, which is much longer,
him n buttonhole made nl>out 12 inches
bnek on either side of the front.
Through these holes stni|)« attached to
the edges of the cloak puss and fasP-n
nt the back. This arrangement permits
the enpe to fall below the waist line *ird
is a much greater protection than could
be imagined unless one has tried It.
Circular capes will he quite ns much
worn as heretofore and differ »ery
slightly In shape from those of last sea
son. A fancy of the moment is Hie
round cape made of West-of-England
broadcloth. The trimming may be
either the elaborate braiding hereto
fore described in the Ledger, or, what
is just as much liked by many, IntHee-
Work either of the material itself, made
Into narrow strips and stitched on. or
satin, velvet or ribbon. One cape is
trimmed with ft ribbon of satin and
moire. This describes curves, right
angles and arabesques, and makes a
most effective garment.
Fur collars and wide lapels are also
used on these Wcst-of-Englnnd broad
cloth capes, and short capes of liroe.ide
or velvet an* lined with ermine and
trimmed witih rose ruchlngs of silk or
velvet,—N. Y. Ledger.
A Psat Heard.
Three brothers bearing a remarkable
resemblance to one another are in the
habit of shaving nt Hie same barber’s
shop. Not long since one of Hie
brothers entered the shop early In Hie
morning, and was shaved by a German
who hud been at work In the shop only
n fc.w days. About noon another
brother cainc In and underwent a sim
ilar operation at the hands of Hie same
barber. In the evening the third brother
mad*: Liu appearance, when the Ger
man, dropping his razor In astonish
ment, exclaimed:
"Veil, iijKm my vord! dnt man hash
do fashtest lienrd I ever saw. I shaves
him dis morning, shaves him at din
ner-times, and he gome* back now. mlt
his Ward so long ns it never vii>ii!”—
Ixmdon Tit-Bits.
CrMpr .Inin.
Tho common wild grape la l)4*st. far
this. Boil soft and strain the grnp/e
through n sieve, n pound of sugar to s
pound of pulp. Boll SO minute*, stir
ring often.—Ladle*’ World.
Sam Jonos Philosophizes on tho
Two Statos of Ma i kind.
Nslthrr Conduce* to Ilappines* or Misery-
Urecd and Avarice Dctipoll Character—
Indigence and Prodigality Equally
Harmful—The Uoldou Mean.
These are relative terms, and the dif
ference between the two is very small
w hen projieriy estimated. A man feels
os uncomfortable who has eaten too
much iu> the fellow who is hungry. I
had rather go ragged than overdressed.
J had rather have no money than to have
a barrel of money on top of me mashing
the life out of me. I had rather live In a
cabin than to live in a mansion w here
cares were thicker than comforts. God
has made humanity so Hint it is very un
comfortable to want, so Hrat it is very
miserable when it is surfeited. The
ricli deserve us much sympathy ns the
jioor. The laws of compensation are as
unerring in human experience in a mut
ter of dollars and cents as in any other
phase of life.
There is nothing in poverty or riches
which of itself conduces to the happi
ness of man, and not much in poverty or
riches to make us miserable. Happi
ness consists in what w e are and what
we do for others. Misery is the result
of selfishness, and a trump can be as
selfish as a millionaire, or both can be
generous and good. All the poor would
like to be rich. Many of the rich envy
the poor the happiness, the appetite
and the power to sleep which is Hie her
itage of the poor man. If a man is go
ing to raise a family of children I don't
know of anything bettor Hum poverty
to raise them on. The lap of luxury
and wealth has cradled but few grand
men into existence from Adam down to
this present hour. The homes of want
and poverty have produced a large ma
jority of the greatest and the liest of
both men and women. Every boy in
America between the ages of Ifi and 2*>
needs a very poor father, n father who
cannot help him at all, but n father
whom h- must help. Then you put the
pressure on the boy and develop him
into a grand man.
It Is the nature of man to lie down
and take it easy when j - ou pension him.
Ver}’ few men have enjoyed their
wealth. A very wealthy man once re
plied to a neighbor who told him that
his son would spend his money faster
than lie had made it: “Well,” said the
wealthy man, “if my son en
joys spending it as much as I enjoy
making it lie will have a good time
while it lasts.” But very few men can
really ray that they enjoyed the
drudgery. Hie toil and the application
which produce a fortune. Making
money, saving money and giving mon
ey are throe fine arts. The two first are
of eartli earthy. The third, giving
money, is of Heaven. Heavenly. Tho
poor would give much if they could.
The rich could give much if they would.
The rich do not understand the contin
ued poverty of the poor. The poor do
not see how tho rich could have gath
ered what they have without the Login
their nature predominating. I have
been as poor as a dog and scarcely had
nn3’thing I wanted. I have been where
if I had a want that mone3' could bu3'
I did not know what it was. I was ns
happy wanting everything ns I have
been having nil I wanted.
What a man has or has not has about
ns little to do with his happiness ns the
dog star has to do with the tide. I
know many very poor people who are
very happy. I know some rich people
who are happy. I know some of l»oth
classes who are everlastingly misera
ble. Anybody can he rich if the3’ will
meet the conditions on which riches
are gathered. Pat said that he got
rich by doing without the things he was
Just obliged to have. Anybody can be
poor If they will meet the conditions of
poverty. If you want to get rich pay ns
you go and save ns yon go. If you want
to be poor go in debt, and stay in debt
until you get to where It is against 3'our
Interest to pay the principal, and final
ly get to where It is against your princi
ple to pay Hie Interest. Then move out
to the poorbouse und die.
Greed and avarice will despoil any
character and ruin any soul. In
digence and prodigality are equally os
harmful. Industry, frugality and lib
erality are three twin brothers, which,
whoQ born into a human life, arc the,
very foundation, upon which human
happiness is built, and without them
no man can be happy long. A negro or
poor white man enjo3's his corn bread
und fat meat on his old pine table with
tin plates and tin cu|m ns much ns any
millionaire ever enjoyed the luxuries
of his French cook and silver service
table. A |»oor white man will sleep ns
soundly on his shuck mattress ns the
millionaire ever slept upon his downy
bed. If a man has nothing, nobody
bothers him. It is harder for n rich
man to keep what he has than It was
for him to make it, A millionaire could
give away Ilia fortune in a day, if ever3’
appeal was liberally rmponded to. If
the |Kior had to carry the burdens of
the rich they would throw down their
riches with their burdens and sn3':
“Give me my first estate. The gain is
not wort h.n candle.”
Good health, a good oonsclence and
an upright life arc worth n thousand
times more than the weulth gained at;
(ho sacrifice, of honor, by the ruin of!
health and the sullying of conscience.!
When I look back ov"r the past quar
ter of a century I can sec where, pinched
by poverty and oppressed by want, no
luxury ever came to me. Since then I;
have seen the. time when I had all the!
money I wanted; and If 1 were naked
which is the liest estate, upon my honor
1 would say I had a thousand times less
cures when > 1 hud leiutt. Poverty i
Is like Josh Billings sold tight boot*
were. lie said they were a luxury; they
make a man forget nil about tibo rest of
his troubles. When a man is poor bo
has all his troubles in one, as a rule.
Poor people, don’t have to g»t off to the
springs and health resorts swry sum-
* ■ 1 '
mrr for Hieir health. Poor people are
not troubled with their rich kin vloit-
ing them und worrying them. Poor
IHtople have to move often, hut they
don’t have much to move. Poor people
ore never burglarized nor robbed. No-
bod3’ wants what they have. They can
go to sleep at night with evo^’ door
open and every window up. The sun
does not slight them by d:i3' nor Hie.
moon by night. Poor people don’t have
nervous troubles, sleepless nights, and
weary da3 - s. Poor people are not
troubled with bank accounts and
bills pa3 , able and bills receivable.
Beally, they seem to be troubled
with onl3’ one thing, and that is
their poverty. St. James was truly
wise when lie said: “They that will be
rich fall into temptation and snares
and pierce themselves through ‘with
man3’ sorrows.” Ihe nervous strains,
the watchful anxiety. Hie rise and fall
In values, the leakage and shrinkage,
the rust and moths and thieves all pkty
upon the rich. lienee the Bible says:
“Lay not up for \ - ourselves riches in
earth where moth and rust dot!) corrupt
and where thieves break through and
steal.” And there is not a piececf prop
erty under the sun that one of these
three things is not constantly at work
tipon. Everything that a man has in
this world is subject either to the rav
ages of moth or rust, ortho onslaught of
thieves.
The rich and the poor ought to be in
deeper sympathy with one another.
The fellow w ho eats too much ought to
divide more liberally with him who
has had nothing to cat. The woman of
good fortune had better give her last
winter’s cloak to tlw* shivering widow
than have the moths cal it up. In our
debating societies when I was a 1)03'
we used t<- get up the question of which
affords the greatest happiness, pursuit
or possession. Some dogs had rather
run a rabbit than to cjit him after they
catch him.
With t-he gout on the one side and
starvation on the other; w itli luxuries
for some and wants for others; with
wrecked health and ruined nervous si’s-
lems for the rich, and the power to en
joy all things without possessing the
things you would enjoy with the poor,
I 8.13' It is a question a philosopher
might well hesitate to answer, which is
the worst, wealth or want? I would
rather strike the golden mean and lie-
long to the middle class, not pinched l>3 r
want nor surfeited with wealth, where
manhood has its higher play and char
acter and conseicnee have the field.
GAM P. JONES.
WINGED GEEDC.
Tho Wind Plays nn Important Part In Hie
Spreading of Plants.
The usual wa3' for seeds to he eairied
Is 1)3' the w ind. Sometimes they are so
small and light as to Le easily wifltd
by the breezes. This is the case with
Hie seed of the moccasin llowcia and
meadow pinks, and the other heauiiftil
plants of our woods and bogs called
orchids. And the tiny bodies, like
atoms of dust, termed “spores,” that
answer to seed in ferns and monies and
toadstools, arc borne away hy the light
est breath of air. But most seeds aro
themselves too heavy^ for this. So they
are often provided with thin, b:ond
w ings that carry them Ix-fore the w*nd
as a sail carries a boat. The pairs of
“keys” that hang in clusters from the
maple trees in spring are such winged
fruits. When rijic H)P3’ float slowly to>
the ground, or if a high wind is blow
ing, thc3' arc carried farther from Hu>
tree. The ash has thick bunche* of
winged fruit much like these, but sin
gle. The elm has a thin, papery bor
der all around its small seeds, which
makes them quite conspicuous as they
hang on the branchlets before tho
leaves have come out.
Numbers of plants have about tho
seeds delicate hairs or bristles that
take the place of wings. A dandelion-
"clock," or a head of thistle-down, *e n
bunch of seeds, each with a circle of
fine bristles on the summit. When tho
seeds are ripe, along comes a breeze,
and puff! awn3 - go the seeds, hangiiig-
from their tufts of bristles, ns the bas
ket hangs from a balloon. The bunches
of long .silk3 - hairs that come from a
bursting ]>od of milkweed, und fill the
nir around, have each their precious,
cargo in the shape of a small, brow n
seed. The seeds that ripen in heads on
the clematis, after the handsome pur
ple flower leaves have fallen, have long-
feathered tails, like slender binl-
plumes, that do the same work that in
given to the silk of the milkweed. The
“cotton" around the seeds of the wil
lows at the riverside and of the poplars
along city streets serve the same useful
purpose. Cotton itself is only a bunch
of fine white hair around the seed.
Ages before men thought of spinning
It, and weaving It into cloth, it was
making itself useful to the cotton plant
by helping to scatter its seeds.—Thom
as II. Kearney, Jr., In St. Nicholaj.
Evolution of the Pin.
Thorns were originally used In fast
ening garments together, says the New
York Commercial Advertiser. Pins did
not i mined lately succeed thorns usfast-
enera, but different appliances were
used, such ns hooks, buckles and laces.
It was tho latter half of the fifteenth
century before pins were used in Great
Brintin. When first manufactured In
England the ironwire, of proper lengt h,
was filed to a point, and the other ex
tremity twisted into a head. This was
slow process and 400 or 500 pins wns a
good day’s work for an expert.
Hrltiah Sun Dial*.
A sun dial made for London would lo
useless for either Puiris or Edinburgh.
The altitude of the polestar varies with
♦ he latitude, und hence la greater at
Edinburgh and less at Paris than at
I/ondon, and ns tho stylus must always
point to the polar star, the angle it
makes with the dial plute must vary
with the latitude.—Chicago Chronicle.
Pavorlte Oriental DDhe*.
In India tho flesh of the elephant is
* favorite dKb, while In Arabia tho
horse and in Egypt the camel are eaUn
with relish.