The weekly ledger. (Gaffney City, S.C.) 1894-1896, October 15, 1896, Image 3
THE LEDGER: GAFFNEF, S. C., OCTOBER 15, 1896.
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. ON OLD ROCKY.
Tho Poop^i Aro Natural and tho
Poop^p Aro Human.
A “Variegated fool’’ in Love with •
Young America 1 Woman—Kanaj on
the Hainan lAaln—In tho Val
ley and thK Shadow*.
If it wafit from tha
«ly murried, and if I
, tliat I am al-
diA’thnve what
seenS^o me like
the hestiV^nmin
in the world,
what you reck
on I would do
this beautiful
Sunday morn-
in? I w o ul d
wneh my love
ly countenance,
climb ri#tot up
into my Sun-
dny-go-to-meet-
in clothe*,
sprinkle a few cinnamon drape on my
wayward, wanderin locks ami pitch out
and /fo n courtin over to the old Pollard
place. For why? There is a youn/r
lady over there which coukl chnn/fc her
name syid administer on the Sanders
estate before tho sun went down if she
wanted to. Miss Susie Bell Pollard is
her name, and you moug-ht ride three
days and nights before you could And
more good, pure womanhood done yo
in one bundle of dry goods. ^
One Fool on Her String,
IVhitoj>eoitk\ did you ever take any
pnrtlclar notice of a natural-born
blame fool in love with a rale handsome
woman? If you never did there is
yet a whole possle for you to learn in
regards to the ways ami moons of the
human race.
It never was no trouble for Miss
Susie Bell Pollard to catch a beau. All
she ever had to do was to put on the
halt and fling out her hook and pull cm
in, eomin and a gwlno. Blamed If I
haven’t seen her out at picnics and par
ties and candy pullins nnd protracted
meetins and the like of that, with the
boys so thick around her till she put
me in mind of the band wagon on ft cir
cus day.
Understand me now, I couldn’t blame
the boys for that. Xo doubt if I had
lieen a boy myself about that time I
would have been the lend dog of the
pack. But along in the fall of last, year
Miss Rnsie Bell caught a natural-born
fool on her string—which, of course,
if want her fault, nnd nobody eoukln't
blame her for that. Cialx* Rankins is
the cnlycat son of old man Bum
Hankins ami his wife, nnd they are
tremendins well fixed in the way of
this world’s goods. The old man has
got land on top of land oil the way from
Murder Creek to Caney Branch, ami
the general talk around amongst the
people is to the extent that he is like
wise also plum lousy with cash money.
L\nd ns to the old Rankins stock of
lepple, they have nil got sense enough
fo eat wh< n they are hungry, nnd go
to lad when they get tired, nnd save
money. But Andy I.ucns was wobblin
around |>owerful dost to the hull’s eye
when he g!va it out over at the cross
roads one day that the youngmnn Cnbe
was way out on a back sentwhen they
handed round the brains. Well, you
rnh.y couldn’t blame Gabo for that.
And neither could you blame the old
folks for linvln a fool In the family. He
couldn't hi Ip It, nnd they coujdn’t hdp
jt. You couldn't blame nobody. There
wxts nobody to-hlame.
The big break come in w hen old man
Bum took up a notion that he could
run his hand dow n into his flank pocket
and take his money and do what the
good Bord, In His own good time and
way, didn’t do—make n few brains and
put cm In Gabo’s head. The human
brn'n, fellow citizens nnd friends, is
n powerful skccrcc and pccurlous thing.
Tin* world don't give it, money won’t
buy it and colleges can’t make It. Pdcss
Hod for that. Old man Bum has l»cot
k" clean out of sight in regards to
Mh .money on general lines. But It
Kvould of l>ccn money In his flanks If
he had only come over to see me nlxiut
that college business.
But tho old man had tlie money, nnd
Gal>e he want to college. When the
money was gome and Gabo come lock
home he had a few fancy eollcge clothes
ntvd yet no brains to sj>enk of. If any
thing he was a bigger fool—or more dif
ferent sorts of a fool—w hen lie got back
than when he went nwuy. I never will
forge' the little piece of good advice
which Blev Scroggins give him the flr^t
time they met up together after Gnbe’s
return back from college:
“Been off to college, have you, Gnbe?”
“Yes.”
“Didn’t git lost, gw Inc or eoniiii’?''
“No.”
*‘0ot back safe and sound ooest
jnore ?"
“Yes.’’
“Bully for you, Gain*. Go ami ellmbn
tree, row, ond fall out nnd break ymir
n<vk,”
nomcthlnr Unit to "DTOfv'’
The next Sunday, it would secin.Gnbc
crawled into his fine college clothes and
put out and went over the creek to see
Miss Susie Bell Pollard. Anti r.nturj'ly,
of com we, he feel luols over appetite In
love with Miss Susie Bell. Well I
couldn’t blame him for tint. 1 think
a whole passlcof tlKitglrl myself—J'.st
as much as the law allows. But Gnlie, he
didhnvcutremejKllusbadcnse of It. The
more he sow of Mias Suale Bell the more
he wanted to hco. The more l** went
over to the old Pollard place, the more
he w onted to go. It wn* ever} Himdny
for n time, and then one night in the
week for pood mcnnire. Finally, at last,
it was every Sunday the Bord sent nnd
two or three nights in th* week till
(»<vl)c Rankins was stickin more closer
to <h“ old Pollard place than n sick
kitten t:> a hot Brick. He wn;‘ there so
rcglnr and f > frequent nnd so eoiMtant,
and cut such a furious high dash with
fUIs college clothes on till fiveol hur hoys
\Jold ilow ii their hands gradually by dc-
gracu and quit the game.
In tho main time anybody could hoc,
with one eye shot, tluit Miss Susie Bell
—kind-hearted and patient nnd long-
sufferin as she waa—was weary of life
nnd tired to death. All along for the
last six months I have been lookin for
somethin to git. ripe and drap. It come
to pass on Friday night before the last
third Sunday—over at the old Pollard
place. Gabe Rankins was there. 1
was not there. But two or three days
J after that Miss Susie Bell was over to
| our house. I could tell that somethin
had come to pass the minnit she lifted
| the latch and eomo In the front gate—
I she dkl look so freah nnd happy nnd
brigllt and rested like. She put me In
mind of a yofteg colt which had slipped
the bridle nnd turned herself loose In
a big pastor. And she didn’t tarry
around there long before she up nnd
told me nnd mother the latest news—
which was to the general extent that
everything wn« over ns between her
and Gnbe Rankins.
ARP ON AARON BURR.
Patriarch Carnochan Makoo tho
Philosopher Rotroopoctivo.
Write* of Hu mil ton's Sluycr—Son of I’rlnce-
ton’* First I'rcHldcnt Denounced
ClirlHtlanity — Father Was
a Great Preacher,
The Same Old Etory.
“If he had told me he. loved me otiest,
I reckon he had told me the same thing
40,000 times,” says she. "But to save
my life I never conltl respond back to
him accordin. He had went oft' to col
lege ami wore flue clothes, hut he was
such a mortal, monstrous fool. The
Ranklnscs have got plenty of money,
and I can tsee w herein money would be
a mighty nice thing to have In the fam
ily, But Gabe he is such a variegated
fool. He told me I was an angel on the
earth—w hich, of course, anybody ought
to know better than that—and it
showed to me Hint lie was either a fool
for the want of sense, or couldn’t tell
tho truth with a rest. I uint nobody's
angel so far na I know. I don’t even
make out like I am sproutin any wings
ns yets I am nothin more and nothin
less than a young American womn.n in
tho plain and rcglar w ay. If I ever do
git to be an angel—which 1 ho/x; nnd
trust I may in tho future hereafter—
bless goodness I won’t need any of these
mutton-headed youngsters in my busi
ness. I give out my private opinions
‘along that line to Gabo, but it was like
sayin your Sunday school lesson to a
lazy mule,
“By-and-by he told me how It would
Jest naturally kill him to give me up—
that he would die a slow and terrible
death If I didn’t marry him. To be
certainly, of course, I didn’t want to
break over tho ten commandments nnd
kill anybody. Yet still at the same time
I felt like it would bodneiously kill mo
if I had to mix clothes through good and
bad reports with such a unanimous fool
ns Gnbe. Bless gracious, a man that
didn’t have no better sense than to turn
loose and die for an;, - livin human wom
an on top side of the green earth—w ell,
Susie Bell Pollard never w as cut out to
flt into a weddin match with that sort
of a man. So at last I told him I w ns
mighty sorry, but the deed would have
to be did. I had one consolation, any
how—I lowed if 1 killed him in a cir
cumstantial way they never could
prove it on me in the county court.
“But bless your sw eet I He, honey,
Gnbe didn’t keel over and die. He poked
oft home and come back the next.night.
He come in sighin and cryinnnd blub
berin and gain on pow erful. I w as good
and tired by this time, but 1 had to stand
and take it as best I could. I stood
everything till the idiot ft il down on
his knees and went to beggin me. That
was really more than my sad and weary
ligart could bear, I hauled off once to
spit on him, and I did nt last tell him if
he didn’t git up nnd goon home I would
sick the dogs on him. And he went.
“They tell me that for a common
thing women arc better than men. I
don’t know so much about that. But
one thing I do know-1 ain’t a blessed
bit better than the common run of
women, nnd I don’t reckon I nm so
nw ful much better than the right sort
of men. Anyhow, I don’t w ant no grown
man cryln and sighin nnd kueelin and
proyln around me. If I ever do git mar
rlod—which I hope and trust I will in
the fullness of time —give me a man
a* good ns I am, nnd one that could tell
the difference between a plain young
American ’woman and a snow-white
angel.”
In the Volley nnd Ehnclovra.
But the very nextdny after Miss Susie
Bell came over to our house and talked
a little bit and said a whole lot we got
some pad nnd suddent news fnom the
old Bollard place. From general up-
pennnenta It would seem like Gabe had
made out like he was goincrazy—which
cvcryliody says he wouldn’t have no
king journey to make. But he didn’t
Jay down and die accordin to tho prom
ise he hud made Miss Susie Bell. In-
stid of that he had brought the old man
Bum down into the valleys and shadows
of death, whihrt the old Indy Rnnkinq
was fluttcrln around on the outer edge*
of despair.
Right here I will have to switch off
long enough to tell you that when the
good Bord made Gnbe Rankins—sense
or no senoe-—lie made him long for
this world. Some jicopio, you under
stand. jest naturally run to brains
whilst others run to legs, nnd Gabe
Rankins he is one of the others.
Nobody was there to tell the story
straight, and ns to Gabe he never did
know- anything for certain. But at any
rates that night he had a bad dream or
a flt, or a nightmare rid him in his
sleep, and unbeknowunce to everybody
he straightened out them long legs too
quick and suddent nnd kicked the bed
down. The general noise and smash-
up woke old man Bum, nnd he didn’t
know but what his own and onlyest
.son Gabe IiikI blowrd things up witli a
kag of powder. Conaequentiaily he
went tenrin in there to see what was
•what and w ho was who. In his big hur
ry. and in the dark nnd terrible confu-
sionmenf, he run headforemost into the
door jam and fractured his skull. They
now think he will pull through by the
hair of his head and the skin of his
teeth, ns it were, but hi* had a scnndloua
clout call.
ntTpra banders.
—The letter F, while old, is obscure
In origin and history.
I fhu) that my old friend, Sam Car
nochan, of Rome, hn.s recently celebrat
ed his 8Gth .birthday. He is still hale
nnd hearty and loves to talk to his
friends about the good old times. lie is
a harness maker by trade, and perches
on his stool and btlks while he works
and feels tho feeling of an honest, In
dustrious mau. Apprenticed to the
trade when ho w aa 14 years old, he Imvs
continuously pursued his calling for 70
years, and in all that time I do not sup
jKise that he ever defrauded any man.
I have never heard him complain of his
lot or of hard times. I never heard
him abuse anybody more than to say:
“He sliould not have done that. It Is
wrong. What a pity; what a pity.”
And yet he is n man of opinions and
convictions nnd does not hesitate to
express them.
How came old Father Carnochan to
be so Industrious and work so hard and
live so long and enjoy life and have good
health? He says lie reckons it just hap
pened so, but my opinion is that his
curly habits had much to do w-ith it.
For seven years he was "bound out,”
; as wo used to call it. Bound to a sad-
i dler and harness maker in New York
| city to learn (be trade. That used to
lie common at the north, nnd I liave
known some cases In the south in the
long ago, but not many. My father had
nn orphan boy bound to him for seven
years, and the covenant was board and
clothing nnd two months’ schooling
every year and $200 in money at. the end
of his time. He was smart, handsome
nnd willing, ami made a good merchant
and married well.
Mr. Carnochan says he had to work
diligently, nnd by the time his term
was out, the habit of work was fixed
upon him nnd kept him out of mischief.
There is the secret. But few of our
boys have formed a habit of work. If
they do any at all, they look upon it as
a hardship.
Tiie old man say* that Aaron Burr
traded at their shop, and ho remembers
him well, a handsome, courtly old gen
tleman dressed in tip-top fashion and
with manners like Bord Chesterfield.
Years lie fore lie had l>oen forced to
leave the country and lived in exile,but
he came back when the storm blew over
nnd he was such n great lawyer that he
soon got lots of practice and made lots
of money. He drove fine horses nnd
was a high-born aristocrat and never
lost a minute's sleep aboutkilling Ham
ilton.
I wnc: reininoting about that, for
there Is no story like it in American
biography. Tho young people ought to
rend it. Hie father’s name was Aaron
Burr ami he waa a very learned and
pious prenc-h *r and teacher. He was
founder and Irst president of Prince
ton college, nnd is buried there, nnd six
ether presidents are buried near him.
He married Fsther, the only daughter
of Jonathan Edw ards, the great preach
er and profound thinker. A man whose
sermons made the people tremble and
cry out and beg for mercy. The
younger Aaron hud a sister named
Esther, and these two were left or
phans at an early age. They had a
good estate nnd the best of guardians,
nnd received a good education. Aaron
was sent to Princeton, where he grad
uate! with distinction. It was cx-
peeted that he, too, would lx* a preach
er, but he suddenly astounded his
friends by denouncing Christianity as
a humbug, and declared his admiration
for Bord Chesterfield, whom, he said,
was the finest gentleman in the world.
Then ho studied law, nnd soon became
the top of the profession. When the
revolutionary war was Impending he
was given a high position, and became
an inmate of Gen. Washington’s fam
ily; but he did not like Washington’s
steady habits ami religions principles,
and left him. At the close of the war
he married a wealthy widow—a Mrs.
Provost, an accomplished and pious
Christian woman. She became the
motluer of Theodosia, celebrated in her
day for her beauty and her graces of
mind and heart, and universally la
mented for her sod and mysterious fate.
The only child, n son, died when he was
13 years old, and she herself wit* lost
nt sea but a few weeks after; no one
ever heard of the vessel after it sailed
from Charleston. There are many
stories about it liming been poized by
pirates and Theodosia with other pas
sengers being made to walk the fatal
plank that dropped them into tbc Fx*a.
Not long before th/s wid event Burr
had forced Hamilton tofiqht a duel with
him, and killed him, not only w ithout
regret, but w ith unfeigned satisfaction.
This put him under the ban, nnd he
had to fly to avoid arrest. He fled to
Carolina, where hisdnughtcr lived. She
had married Joseph Alston, one of South
Carolina’s best citizens, and w ho after
wards became governor of the stute.
Burr was the vice president of the
United States when ho killed Hamilton.
After this he conceived a great political
scheme to found n limited monarchy
in the southwest, with New Orleans
ns the seat of government, nnd he was
to be the monarch. Ills treasonable de
signs were d is covered, and he was ar
rested nnd tried, and barely escaped
conviction. Theodosia saved him
through her pleadings, her devotion
and her fnecinating beauty. But bucIi
was the public temper that he had to
exile himself nnd escape to Paris, w here
he lived for several years under the
assumed mine of Aritot. When he
dart'd to return he resinned the prac
tice of law in New York, and soon be
came entangled in many smiulals and
intrigu.is. When ho was 70 years old
he was still l.cindsqme nnd engaging,
and ro beguiled u French couutcitH of
great wealth that she married him.
Uc wasted her money no lavishly that
she separated from him in a short time
and he was left penniless. Ills few'
friends abandoned him and he died
ilegraded and disgraced at the uge of
four score years. In his last days lie
lend the Bible anew—mul and pou-
dertd, and with sadness and contrition
raid: “There is the most perfect sys
tem of truth the world has ever seen.”
WhAt a life, what a record, what a
wreck of great talents, nnd nil because
he forsook tho teachings of his noblo-
Christian ancestors and became a
rcoffer, nn infidel, o Cbcsterfh Id. What
bitter memories—what anguish he
must have felt in his Inst daye—his last-
hours. when he begged to be buried at
Princeton by the grave of his father.
Verily it seems like Providence followed
him w ith an avenging hand and heaped
misery upon him nil his life.
And my old friend Carnochan mw
that man and heard him talk and felt
magnetized by his presence—and ho
wws old enough to vote for Jaclcron for
proa 1 dent and since then hn« voted for
17 presidents. What a world of mem
ories the old man has. You can’t alarm
him with fears of the nation going to
ruin through the currency question.
Ho has heard the cry of ruin too long
and too often. It makes him smile to
h«*ar the boys talk ruin now. It Is the
same, old tocsin that pealed the alarm
In Jackson’s day, when the United
States bank was demonetized, and he
remembers tl®t. It was a bigger fuss
than this, he says, though there wasn’t
so many people nor so many newspapers
to make. It. The old man came south in
his early manhood and rode on t he first
nnd only railroad of any length that
had then been built. He is a concord
ance, a chronology, an antiquity. Thero
are some older men, but not many
who are. ns bright, as genial, as •on-
tented. His long life of industry is an
object lesson to the rising generation,
and I hope they will see It and think
of it. He has done no big thing to givo
him fame or fortune, but he has fought
a good fight and set a good example.
Pence to you, my old friend. May you
keep on living until you are tired and
then depart in pence.—Bill Arp, In At
lanta Constitution.
LIVED UNDER THE GROUND.
THE RISING GENERATION
SamJonos Draws a Picture of tho
Children of America.
Kentucky Bachelor Once Crossed In Lore
Took Revenge on Illm*elf.
He was a Kentuckian, stopping at an
uptown hotel. At the same time ho
was not six feet toil, he was not chew
ing tobacco, he was not twirling a cork
screw in hij fingers and he was for
sound money.
“You know,” he was raying, “that in
many parts of Kentucky there are won
derful caves. Of course we ail know of
Mammoth cave, and yet there are some
quite as remarkable as that, and possi
bly ns deep, if, indeed, they are not
ports of It, and one can go from one
end of tho otate to the other under tho
ground. Several towns have caves un
der them, and in Bowling Green the
sewerage of one section of the town
in simply the eaves beneoth, and if the
householder wants a sink or pool for
receiving the waste water from his
bouse he simply drills a hole into the
ground until he breaks through the
rock into the cavity below, and he has
what he wants.
“In Mammoth cave are houses where
consumptives lived in hopes of cure,
ami so on, with a list of cave curios,
hut the oddest one I know of is an old
bachelor who has made his home In
one of these caves near a thrifty in
terior town. He is a man of CO odd
now and for more years than I can re
member he has lived in this hole in the
ground. The romance is that when he
was a young man he was in love with a
girl who refused to marry him because
there was Consumption In his family
and her re-fufial crazed him and drove
lihn clear to the ground, so to speak.
“Whether she refused him on that
ground I do not know, but It is true
that lie was threatened with consump
tion and began to try his life under
ground, there being a fine cave on his
father’s farm. Here he fixed himself
a dwelling-place, which wns to all in
tents and purposes a house, for it was
built of wood and celled throughout.
The cave was perfectly dry, and so the
house wns, and tho temperature being
always the same, It was not such a bad
place, to live In, When the young man
first took to tlie cave he had learned the
trade of shoe-making and this he has
kept tip all these j’cars, having a shop
near hio house.
“Since the introduction of electric
lighting he has had things much better
down his way, ami, being a studious
man, he has found plenty of time to im
prove his mind. He isn’t a brfc of a
crank, ami whenever the weather is
pleasant ho comes out and goes around
town attending to whatever busineos
he may have on hand nnd making calls
on his friends. A colored man does
Ids cooking for him and takes core of
hi* house, does his marketing, calls for
and delivers his cobbling and shoe
work. He Is a beautiful workman,
nnd makes quite a comfortable little
sum out of It to odd to what ho gets
In rent for his farm, for he is the only
survivor of the family. It is a rare
tiling to sec him on tho streets In win
ter, and t hen only on the balmiest days,
and he never comes out in the summer
time.”—St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
A Bad Mistake.
A former minister to the United
States from Argentine found great difli-
culty in learning tho English language.
“I make often many meestake,” bo
said, “when I speak Americano. I
make a bad blunder the last time I a.’n
received nt the white house. A beat.-
t.iful ladoo tell me something which
happened In your civil war. She say
she set* It. Now, I think to myself, I
will be polite and make the senora a
grand compliment.
“ ‘It is impossible that you see It,
madam,’ I Buy. ‘You must have been
born many, many years before the war.’
“All the. time,” ho added, “I meant
after the war. But I made a meestake.
I say before. No, Ih© ladee was not
pleased. She felt much oontempt. H —
Washington Post.
The tipper and Lower ClH**rs of Society—
Effort* of Alleged Culture — How
American Clvtllxatlon I* to
B« Perpetuated.
Civilization ns history shows it is like
a road In the hill country, np and down.
Ixirn in poverty and ignorance, and
dying in affluence nnd pleasure; thus the
history of the past is but the history of
the rise and fall of nations. However
from the high tide of each nation some
thing has been preserved to add to our
permanent progress. The question often
arise*, will our mngniiicient civilization
go on to jierfection or rot at tho top,
like other civilizations. The hope of a
. country is in her succeeding genern-
I tions. The boys and girls of to-dny are
the men nnd women of the next genera
tion. We may read In our children the
future of our nation. As my children
begin to take position as citizens, this
question becomes more interesting to
me.
TIIE CHILDREN OF AMERICA!
When I liegin at New Orleans on the
gulf, 1 find the steps-, of the foreign part
of the city crowded with French nnd
Italian children, ns distinctly foreign in
looks, language and habits, ns if born
in France and Italy. When 1 come np
Into the cities nnd towns of Alabama.
Georgia nnd Mississippi, and find the
cabins in the negro quarters jammed
together nnd ns full of negro children ns
n cheese is of fdcippers; and when 1
find the old farm residences of ante-bel
lum days deserted by the whites, who
have moved into the towns and cities,
nnd literally full of negro children, all
of whom are growing up almost ns
ignorant as if in the heart of Africa;
when 1 go to the northern nnd eastern
cities, nnd find the crowded jxirtions of
the cities made up of foreign popula
tion, with foreign languages and habits,
and almost every home crowded with
children; when I add to this the fact
that the saloon get* its heaviest jiatron-
sge from these classes and consequently
these children are born into the world
part drunkards by heredity; nnd when
I add the other fact that these children
are without homes, with no religious
training, turned loose in streets and
alleys as scavengers of all the impure
things about them, drinking, stealing,
gambling, cursing nnd lewd ness, on
every hand, I confess the picture is not
encouraging to me.
In the face of tiliis picture i« another
fact, that in the homes of the more cul
tured Americans there are few chil
dren to be found, and to wliat is called
high society, child-bearing is becoming
a reproach, nnd children are nn acci
dent and a nuisance, guarded against
by infernal medical skill. I ask you ns
a thoughtful citizen to get into your
buggy, and drive down lihe leading
street* of your city, tlhon in the Ixick
streets, and count the children. Turn
look forward 20 j’enrs and count citi
zens and voters. Hut ns dark as this
picture looks., I am candid to -ay I have
as much hope in the lower classes ns I
have in what is called the highest class
of society. I have very little hope in
either. My hope is in the middle elans.
So far as making useful citizens is con
cerned, I had about as soon risk the ig
norance and neglect of the slums ns i Ik*
card table, wine (nipper, dance and thea
ter of the upper aleuss.,
The United States is taking some inter
est in stock raising ami in amusements.
We are raising well-bred horses, cows,
hogi and dogs. Wo have journals on
horee breeding, journals on dog breed
ing, nnd on cattle breeding. I think
it would be well to have some
more good literature on the breeding of
children. I do not think our ancestors
came from tho monkey, but I do think
w© hod better block up the road that
leade to the razor-back hog. The coun
try seems to be headed that way.
I notice from the papers that oil our
schools and colleges are fuller this
juar than usual. This is a good Indi
cation, but the boys ami girls arc lo-
6ated in college boarding houses nnd
private families, away from the kind
and salutary Influences of tho mother.
The bad our children get away from
homo at school, mixed with the good
they get, makes in many cases a doubt
ful compound. The higher colleges arc
going to “seed” in amusement “clubs”
nnd “teams” and secret societies. “Col
lege yells” are becoming more prom
inent than college honors. The average
eollcge boy who can wear toothpick
shoes, part his hair in the middle, set
his hat on the back of Ids head, belong
to a “team” and give tho college “yeli”
seems to be satisfied with himself, pro
vided his daddy foots the bills. In many
eases the daddy had better foot the
boy. Thank God there are many schools
where girls nnd boys may secure the
very best training of head and heart.
It seems that every fad and new inven
tion is bidding for our boys ami girls.
The ballroom and the bicycle bid for
our modesty. Moonlight bolls and
moonlight bicycle parties bid for our
purity. Sunday bicycle excursions,
street ears, parks, lake* and pavilions
bid for our Sunday-school boys nnd
girls. Social clubs, dances and cards
take our boys from home at night. The
various tricks of trade bidding for the
honesty of our boys, the cigarette, the
saloon, the card table, the bicycle clubs
and ball 'teams bid for their health nnd
morals, nnd tlie boy who runs the gaunt
let to-day nnd makes a clean, boneat
business or professional man is the rare
exception. Tlie hope of tho country
lies In tho few homes where, by the
family altar and proper restrictions
nnd care the boya nnd girls are raised
for God, the church and a successful
businesa life.
Has our civilization reached Its ze
nith? With our eyes turned backward
in all ages nnd in all nations, the hand*
writing has appeared upon tho wall.
Not only nt the feast of Belshazzer,
but at the downfall of Home, the min
of Jerusalem and the decay of Greece;
when Imagination takes the field and*
wo look at tho rapid strides in tho
last half century, of science and art, of
mechanism nnd mind, we frequently
ask ourselves tihe question: "What
vantage ground the Nineteenth century
will have for it* rapid strides and de
velopment towards perfection?” Men
only are the masters of the situation, as
men only are tho authors of the ad
vancements we have already made. Al
ready there is a dearth of statesmen;
a dearth of great preachers; u dearth
of philosophers. Already one is forced
to ask the question: Jins manhood,
nnd ehnrnrte.r kept pace with the times?
1 would Feorn the pessimistic view,
which snj’s: America has reached her
zenith, nnd soon will begin to decline;
but it is a fact, nevertheless, that tho
rising generation seems to be illy
equipped to gather the world in hand
and carry it on to manly contest nnd
nobler achievements.
We hn ve too many dudes nnd dudinee;
too many bums nnd thugs; too many
idle boys and giddy girls; too many
millionaires nnd too few men, to con
template the future without concern
for its welfare. When right rhall mlo
nnd character shall outrank everything,
nnd God shall reign above gold, and we
shall make the ndvaneeir.er.t of our
race, the manhood of our boys nnd the
nobility of our girls the chief aim. and
then mnke ever} - thing else secondary
to this, we can Fay that the American
civilization is but at its dawn, and tho
noontide of its day shall lx* more glori
ous than the dreams of her old men
nnd the poetry of our nation can paint
it.
Bet us, then, pay nttcntYm to the
things that lie nt. the very basis of all
that is good end true and noble in cliar-
netcr. for the perpetuating of noble
character in the generations which
shall follow ns forms the very basis of
immortality hero and hereafter.
SAM P. JONES.
CARISBROOKE’S DONKEY.
Ho HoUtfl Water from the Well of the
CatUlo o:i the Isle of Wight.
A little knot of people slowly gath
ered outside tho wooden door of the
tiny stone hut, patiently awaiting their
turn to enter. Despite rain and the
discomfort of standing in a puddle un
der dripping umbrellas, we were eager
ns Dotty to see “the wheels go round.*’
Presently we heard a bolt draw back,
the solid old door creaked open on ita
hinges, and we walked into a one-
roomed cabin. Almost at the back, in
the middle, was the old well. In ap
pearance it resembled most other wells,
being merely a dark hole surrounded by
a stone guard, around which had been
placed a two-stepped wooden platform.
Over the well was the usual arrange
ment of ropes and n bucket. When tho
keeper, or showman, rather, had care
fully locked the door again, lie mounted
the steps, and began in a slow, monoto
nous voice:
“This well is 700 years old. It is al
most 200 feet deep—175 feet down, and
25 feet of water. It has never been
known to go dry. It would take a man
too long to wind the bucket tip, :x> wo
have it (Ioik* this way. t ome, 'Jacob!’ ”
l\e turned in the direction in which
the showman had called, and saw that
a huge wooden wheel, about 25 feet in
diameter, had been put alongside the
well, and arranged in such a manner
that its axle formed the lienm around
which the buokct-rojic was coiled. The
wheel ami a tiny space to the left was
partitioned oft by a low railing, and
in this inclosurc stood a small but
wise-looking donkey. He had a very
laa-gc* head, enormous ears, and a fat,
round little body. While keeping one
eye on the shew man, he playfully
thrust his head over the rail, and with
his teeth seized an, apple from the hand
of an unwary countryman who waa
gazing at the hanging rope. However,
on hearing the words “Come, Jacob!”
his donkeyship immediately dropped
the apple, assumed a business-like air,
and entering the w heel, began to trot.
The wheel revolved fairly rapidly, and
looked much like that in a Equirrel’s
cage, on a large, scale. When Jacob
thought it about time for the bucket to
come up, he stopped, and glanced round
to see how much rope hud been wouud
up, and then continued his trotting.
After doing this tw o or three times, he
finally gave an extra spurt, and upon
seeing the bucket appear, jumped out
of the wheel before tho man had time
to call to him.
Jacob stood quietly by, panting a lit
tle, and gazing with interest at us toseo
if we properly appreciated his feat.
We each were offered a glas* of tho
clear, sparkling water, and then a
lighted candle placed in a stand was
lowered to enable us, by looking over
the curb, to judge the depth of tho well.
—Edith V. B. Matthews, in SL Nicholas.
HI* Llttlo JoRo.
An English comedian was traveling
some few years ago from Ipswich to
Cambridge. The train w as a slow one>
and the journey In consequence very
tedious. When Bury St. Edmund's
wns reached the comedian wn* thor
oughly worn out at the length of time
the train wa* delayed at the station.
Calling a porter, he asked in a very
bland manner for the station-master,
who, all ]K)litencss, bustled up in a
very busy manner to the door of the
carriage in which sat the actor, look
ing ns solemn a* a Judge.
“What is it, Bir?” asked the official.
“At whnt time is the funeral to take
place?” inquired the comedian.
“Funeral, sir! whese funeral?”
asked the wondering station-master.
"WhoHe funeral!” continued tho
actor. "Why, have we not, come to
Bury St. Edmund’s?”
Exit stntion-muster in a huff.—Chica
go News.
Not Ncrdcd nt ’I lino*.
“Do you find it necessary to drink
coffee at night tokeepyourself awake?”
he usked for no particular reason ex
cept that the conversation seemed to bo
lagging. “It depends oa who’* coming
to call,” she replied w ilh n yawn. And
for two days he scow led every time timt
remark recurred to him.—Chicago Post.