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HER PICTURE. '
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I *m bar now—tiw falreit thing
That erer niocked man'a piotnrtng,
I ptotore her m one who drew
Aaide Hfe’i enrtain and looked through
The mhU of all life’i myetery,
Aa from a wood to open sea.
The aoft, wide eye* of wonderment
That, trnating, looked yon through
through;
The aweet, arched month, a bow new bent,
- That aent lore’* arrow aw 1ft and true.
fhat aweet, arched month 1 The Orient
Hath not each pearls in all her atoree
Not all her storied, spioe-eet ahorea
Have fragrance inch as it hath spent.
I picture her aa one who knew
How rare la truth to Jm untrue—
Aa one who knew the awful sign
Of death, of life, of the divine,
Sweet ptty Of all lovefe, all hates,
Beneath the iron-footed fates.
I picture her as seeking peace.
And olive-leevM and vine-net lana ■,
While strife stood by on either hand.
And w«ug her team like roeariee.
I picture her In passing rhyme
As of, yet not a part of, these—
A woman bon above her time;
A woman waiting in her place,
With petient pity on her face.
-Herface, her earnest, baby face;
Her young face, so uncommon wise—
The tender love-light in her eyes—
T*9 stars of heaven out of place.
Two stars that atng aa stars of old
Their silent eloquence of song,
From skies of glory and of gold,
Where God in purple passed along—
1 That patient, baby-face of hers
That won a thousand worshipers 1
That silent, pleading face ; among
Ten thousand faces just the one
I still shall love when all la done,
And life lies by, a harp unstrung.
That face, like shining sheaves among ;
That face, half hid ’mid sheaves of gold; ’
That face that never can grow old ;
And yet has never been quite young.
JoAQcm Miujck.
Yours Truly.
BT
M. U HATWa.
• " Amiiin Grace,” said Mm. PiJabnry,
M she sat with her daughter at their
afternoon sewing, “ be jew goin’ to piece
a quilt r
“ What fur, mother?”
“Why, ain’t Mr. Van Vleet been to
•eo yon twioe’t runnin’ lately? He’s
axed ye, I a’poae, to hev him ?”
“ An’ I guv him the mitten.”
“ Bho I Ton wouldn’t be half eo silly !
Why, he’s wuth a dozen orniray men.
Yon might go flther^pd fare wuss ”
“Jest what Tm goin’ to dew.” >
“ Did yew tell him so ?”
“ No, I writ; now, mother, let me be; I
ain’t a goin’ to many no man thet thinks
I’m jumpin' «t the chance. I’d a heap
rather he an old maid.”
There wee nothing said for some time;
y-then the widow asked:
“ When did yew write, ’Marin?"
“ A flay or eo paet”
“ When did you git a pen ?"
“ I borrered one. Mebbe you’d like
to know what I said tew him.”
“Yoo’to guessed rite,” said the widow,
eegerly.
“ It ain’t nathin’ to nobody bat ns,
mother, along ee I didn’t hareirim,”
said the girl, cortly, and no more waa
said, bat the widow sighed heayily and
held her hand to her left aide.
- Amarin knew that it meant her heart,
for she had been bronght op to respect
that organ as an intimidating power.
Thin th»e she did not relent, bat won-
desed why she could not like that big.
good-looking Van Vleet well enough to
marry him, lor they were pear, poor as
that historic church moose, and he was
watt off.
But-they were not mercenary. People
called them Simple folks; perhaps be
cause they lacked education, and be
lieved everything that waa told them.
But they wen good as gold. ^The widow’s
face and form, lank and ungainly, were
familiar in svmr sick room. They ren»
dered hitkfdBUr the things that wee
though "they worked early and late to ac
complish it. They were good to every
body and everything; MfeAmazin Grace
VOL. VII. NO. 29.
Shirt, Mint she had song it all her Hfe.
It was her bread and batter.
“Thera’s Van Vleet I” aha exclaimed,
looking op from her lap-board. _ “Wall,
I declare! What brings him here ?"
“P'raps he’s cornin’ to ask yew to hev
him, mother," said Amasin Grace, laiagh-
ing, while a sweet flash of pink stained
her round cheeks.
“I wish he should!” said the widow,
devoutly; “I should consider it was
flyin’ in the face of Providence not to
marry each a man—if he asked me.”
Bat Mr. Van Vleet stalked in with a
brief “good-day,” threw an armful of
blossoms into the lap of Amarin Grace,
and said:
“I’m ready for a weddin’.”
“Did yon get my letter?” asked the
girl.
“Yep! It warn’t. to say, lovin’, bat
I took yer mean in’. I’ve fenced in the
* hull north lot, and fnrbushed the house
up, so yer wouldn’t know it, an’ I kalen-
Inte ef we kin get married next week, It
won’t interfere with my spring work
hey ?”
Amazin Grace sat back and looked the
pioture of surpriae. The widow thought
she heard the cat in the pantry and dis
creetly withdrew. A* the door closed
Farmer Van Vleet took two little red
hands in bis, and handing forward gave
Amazin Grace an awfufimaek. -
“That seals the bargain,"he said^but
the indignant girl jumped up and
ordered him out of the boose. To her
astonishment he didn’t budge a step.
“Not mutch! I reckin I’ve a right to
kiss yer now,” he said boldly—then he
stepped to the door and called londly :
‘Mother ! knm here I”
The widow must have been conven
iently near, for she almost fell into the
room at his first word, and he bestowed
another sounding smack on her.
“It’s all rite,” be said, “mean’ Amazin *
Grace is goin’ to be married, and you
kin dance at the weddin’.”
“But—but the letter,” gasped the
girl. “You ain’t understood a word of
it," . j
"The fact is,” said Farmer Van Vleet,
“I ain’t had no eddication to speak of;
been too busy grnbbin’ land all my life.
I didn’t r&ly read the letter to sense it,
hut when I see how you signed it that
was enuff for me. I knowed you
wouldn’t hev writ that way'to a feller ye
weren’t goin’ to D&any. I don’t know
■mchgiboilUlto frntiUmmi Ml" < <.
When it was all settle'! that they were
to be marrritd next week. Bun day,
Farmer Van Vleef rode off, and the two
women put away the lap-board and re
signed the universal shirt-making busi
ness forever.
*Td give the world to know what
writ to him,” said Amarin Grace.
"The world ain’t ynnra tew give,” OOT
reeled her mother, piously.
BARNWELL. C. H., S. C., THURSDAY, MARCH 20.1884.
12 a Year.
T’m sartin sure I told him no,” said
hymn Beginning, “Amazing Uraoe, how
sweet the edtod"—Was really pretty. Bo
thought big, hoiking, shame-faced Van
ViHW. xshen he came a-courting her,
with his trousers* tacked into cowhide
boots slid a coon-skin cep tied down over
hie cars. She was the only girl he was
afraid of,
come At
He iNra
a fiat Iften sledge hammer and a heart,
like ahLd's, He wanted Amarin Grass,
and bfefpnldn’t imagine any meson why
heriupld not have her. .Wham hf got
hot riippie little letter of refusal, written
oat with infinite difficulty and spell ad on
a new plan of phonetics, be rend tt over
and oter, smoked hie cob pipe, reed the
letter again, grinned a good bit than
folded it revarentiy, and pat It tn the
poeket nearest hk heart. ' '
"That’s all rite, my girl,” he chuckled.
A couple of months passed sway.
One peculiarity of tfane fa that it treats
all people alike. It dbee not fly from
sUl with often. It
spring at tiqsVml Vleet fara t wfaieh
■mat apple end ft my bins-
it wee spring at the Widow
Pflftftyh mile’
the girl, “but I reckon be was bound to
hev me, an’ I duuno ex I’m half scary,
cither, now.” i
When they were married and Amarin
Grace and her mother had gone oht to
the new home in the smart new spring-
wagon, the bride returned to the subject
of the letter.
“1 hev .a bnrnin’ cur’oeity to know
what I writ,” she said, “cause (blushing
prettily) I thought I riffmed you.”
“O bo, I gam not,’’said the triumph
ant ftnr. “Loft n hen
Vleet, here’s the letter. ’JBein’t bat
few words. There ain’t no ’tioulsr
in’ in them, but ith the signing of them.
Do you see that? Them two words
would stand in law to mean pl&in yes;
there’s no giltin’ around them 1”
Amarin Grace and bar mother both
rfml at neme—r- —
"Mr. Van Vleet: ^
“deer siv—I am sory to Inform you
that yoor attenshuns ate in nowise Be-
oipperkated. ^
“Yores trewly,
"Amazin Gbace Ptlsbctet.”
“That fetched me,” said Mr. Van
Vleet, looking admiringly f at his new
possession. “I doan’t know much, but
I reckon I kin tell what a gflrl means
when she writes to a feller and signs bet
self 'Yuree trewlyr’ ^—Detroit Friz
Preta.
TRADITION OF El MAHDI.
flKNBKAI, HTONB»B l.K<'Tt’RK ON THB
FALMR PKOFHKT OP THB HO (JOAN.
A t'Brtau AraMaa LacaMI-
tS« Ro4 at tka WariS a>4 ChrtoC’s Trt-
■msb—A Wlaka4 Caaaaarar.
Lieutenant General C. P..Stone lec
tured in New York for the benefit of
the Bartholdi Pedestal Fund on “El
Mahdi in the Bond an.” In his lecture
General Stone said:—
It is probable that ten year* ago
Mohammed Ahmed, the poor »nA un
known Koran reader, far up on the
White Nile, little dreamed that his deeds
would be discussed to-day in every part
of the civilized world. The Soudan
was firmly held by a hand of steel,
though gloved in velvet—that ef the
Khedive IsmaO. Mohammed Ahmed
must have been well aware of another
Soudan Koran reader who shortly be
fore assumed the same title bat was
quickly conquered. Mohammed Ahmed
proclaimed himself under more favora
ble oircuniataneea. In the place of
Ismail, who had been driven from
Egypt by ftetwo gnat Powers repre
senting Ms bondholders, there reigned
his eon, Mohammed Tewfik, whose
hands were held by England whenever
he desired to act vigorously. The
weakness of the government favored
the appearance of a strong man who,
appealing to the Arabic and Islamic
sentiment, could unite the people. He
came in the presence of Mohammed
Ahmed—El Mahdi. What is meant by
that name?
“Sitting one day in my office in the
War . Apartment in Cairo," said the
General, “a confidential secretary of the
Prime Minister hurriedly entered ynd
informed me that a rebellion had broken
oat in the Island of Abo, and that a
man was calling himself the Mahdi. As
military measures became at once nec
essary I desired to know the meaning of
the word. After consulting a transla
tion of the Koran without attaining my
object I appljedjo an intelligent Mus
sulman, and from him learned that
there was nothing in the Koran regard
ing this personage, but that tradition
maintained that during the last days of
this world an Arab false prophet would
rise up who would conquer—first, the
country occupied by the Arabs, then
1 Aria Minor, and then the rest of the
world; then once in possession of power
his ruling would be bad: bat short, inss-
much as Jesus Christ would then appear
on earth, near Jerusalem, and call from
their graves the great and good war
riors of all times; that on reaching the
grave of one such be would salute the
ancient with the Islamic salutation, “Sa
laam Aleickoom,” whereupon the old
ariae^ folly equipped, and
join his forces;, that with this invincible
army constantly increasing, Christ
would march on Mecca, occupy that city
and there proclaim the truth of the Is
lamic doctrine, with peace and good will
to all men.
Such being the belief of the Arabs, it
is easy to see how dangerous it is to the
peace of the world when Mussulmans in
all countries bfcoome persuaded that
Mohammed Ahmed is really the Mahdi
of their traditions. Had he been de
feated at the outset he might have been
proclaimed a vulgar impostor, far he
was unknown outside of the Soudan;
bat circninstances favored him- First
he obtained a local prestige. Then fol
lowed the troubles in Cairo—England
end France each striving to create Eu-
1 NEW BANKRUPTCY BILL.
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THE LIME-mN CLUB.
WAflVAN’ft INPLOKNCB AND CONN 190
TION WITH L1BKKTY AND PUL.IT1CH.
The Committee on Bankruptcy ap
pointed by the Chamber of Commerce
of New York in November have agreed
on a report It ia accompanied by the
draft of a bankruptcy bill which incorpo
rates the moot zeosnt feataum oi Britiah
legislation with the Lowell bill ae
adopted by the House lari session. The
proposed pvooednre differs chiefly in
that it enables an honsst debtor to ob
tain the protection and relief of the
court without being adjudicated a bank
rupt.
On the presentation of a petition
either by the debtor or by a creditor the
Court makes a receiving order, ao aa to
protect the eftate, and a general meeting
of creditors is held, at which the oil rial
referee presides. The debtor presents
his accounts, and makes an offer. If the
creditors by special resolution accept
the proposal the matter is adjourned in
to court, where any creditor has a right
to be heard in opposition. If the offer
is reasonable, and no offence under the
act can be proved against the debtor,
the Coart approves the arrangement,
and affixes its seel to the proposal, which
thereupon becomes binding on all cred
itors. if the requisite majority do not ae
oept the offer, or if, on the examination
of tbs debtor, it appears that his failure
has been brought about by excessive
peaaonal expenditure, or by gambling
in stocks or produce, or if he has pre
ferred his relatives or friends, or any
creditor fraudulently, within the mean
ing of the act, an adjudication takes
place, and ordinary bankruptcy ensues.
This procedure, although taken imme
diately from the English act of last ses
sion, is in great part a reproduction of
the French law. There is one important
difference; under the French law, every
failing debtor is arrested.
The proposed law ia restricted to
traders only. All agricultural pursuits
which begin and end in "the cultivation
of the soil and the preparation and vend
ing of the produce thereof,’’ are excluded.
This restriction, according to the report,
is requisite, because “we cannot, as in
Great Britain, limit the operation of the
law to special or commercial communi
ties,” but are compelled by the terms of
the Constitution to adopt one uniform
law for the whole country. The oom-
mittee do not propose to interfere with'
the homestead laws, because they
consider that “these are, in fact, a con
tract between the State and the settlers
which the central authority has no right
to impeach,” and they add: "We can
not consider on what principle of equity
a creditor can seize under a flat in bank
ruptcy what he cannot touch under an
execution at law."
The Romance of a Bank Note.
The Mmaker* al tke Clak K
Opiates la a BeU **d Opea War.
Iketr
CHECK-KAISERS.
Tm k™, an*,
good was the reputati<C of tea
So
in x—r-'j
jtoam ago, to increase the ounaumptioo
of il The prnftrod extra allowance of
ten was aa compensation for a reduced
alkflmnoe of grog, and little favor did it
find from Jacfc, however graciously it
may Juris been regarded by Jus masters.
These waa to bn no forcing of ihi adop
tion, but unlimited p4£n*slon Wan to be
used in order that it might be voluntar
ily aooepted. One oepiain fold me that
ropean domination. Folio tring these * une<L He laid the matter before the
was the open rebellion of Arabi Pacha,
when, from April, 1882, to October, no
one either in Egypt or Europe thought
of Mohammed Ahmed. The shrewd
Availing himself of the
enoes by which he was surrounded,
the manifest weakness of the EhgHah
guTermneot, or the inability of the Khe-
In the year 1740 one of the directors
of the Bank of England, a man of unim
peachable honor, lost a bank note for
£30,000, under peculiar ciroumstanoea.
It seems that he had bought an estate
for that sum of money, and for con
venience sake obtained a note for that
amount As he waa aboat to pat it
under lock and key, after he reached
home, he was called oat of the room,
whereupon, as he thought, he placed it
upon the mantle. Upon returning * few
minutes later, the note, had disap
peared. It could not have been stolen,
for no one had entered the room, where
upon he concluded that it had been
blown into the fire Mid bad bean eon-
officers of the bank, and they
note for the same amount, he
bonds to reimburse the baft if the note
should ever be prsesoisd for payment
chief took advantage of the situatf^ Thirty yeare after, when hs had long been
and hk estate distributed among
them, a* eloquently m
refuse the evfl, and to
choose the good
(Aft it Was thq *.»■>.</*w to 'V>n*it1nr
it> When ha bad aaid hk say, knowing
that Jack’s first feeling wtmid he one of
indignation, he said be would not ask
tor ia answer then, bat would rpspive it
three days after, by which time they
would have been aMe to think calmly
over the proposal. At the end of three
days the ship’s company, nhonring peo-
posely to mhahdoTstand the offer, in-
timatad, dhroagh a denotation,
gratitudefortheohoteewhfah bid
dive, he ooeoentraled his foroas, made
an ostflsught, aroused hie meases and is
now in a commanding position.
The Khedive and hk minis ten were
prompt in the recognition of the perilous
situation, and requested the chief of the
army staff to adopt measures to avert
the danger, but it waa impossible. Brit
ish bondholders were pressing for the
ahead thirty payment of their semi-annual coupons
and the British government itself was
exacting in its desMtndf for -the mepey to
Bey the expenses of tire 10,000 British
troops constituting the army of occupa
tion. It .was a moment when a little re
laxation of the pmae strings, the taking
on of n tittle more pecuniary responsi
bility without aotuntiy expending e
penny would hare made the Khedive;
hk government and the wisest of the
EgypUans the grateful friends of Eng
land. The British government allowed
(lie opportunity to slip, and it will hard
ly return.
In oowehnrion General Stone paid a
handsome tribute to General Gordon aa
n soldier and a man, bat strongly depre
cated the act of the English government
in compelling him to submit to the dan-
of hk mission in going single
sad alone to Khartoum.
he knew how, to
good pasture of e
can’t somehow give to
idea of the lying going
counter for pay
ment As the bank could not afford to
dishonor the obligation, the money was
paid oat and the heirs of the deed man
were asked to make good the lorn; this
they refused to ip, nor could the baft
employ any legal machinery to force
them to do sa The person who profited
by the matter waa supposed to be a
builder, employed to poll down the dead
man’s - boose and Mild another
on its site, lie. found the
thirty-thousand pound note *ia a
crevice in the chimney, in which it
somehow got lodged after being laid fO
the mantelpiece. It must have been
kept many yeats, and its presentation
to the baft was so arranged that the
bnildowbareme axeok sean by n sodden
stroke of blind l<&m*.+-I><xnori4?
Monthly.
fTTom the Detroit Vres Frees. ] •
*1 hold hash a letter,” said the Presi
dent as the meeting opened, “axin' dis
club to report its observenhuns on ds in-
flooenoe of do female sex on liberty,
poUytieks, art, progress and bisness.
Brother Bebee, what do yon know of the
inflooence of females on de matter of lib-
xstpt 1 *
Brother Bebee replied that he had of
late years observed a deposition on the
part of the female 'sex to do u they
pleased, go where they pleased and cany
a bundle of liberty tinder each arm day
and night. One hundred years ago lib
erty waa a persimmon on the highest
limb of a tall tree. To-day it was s
pumpkin which anybody could roll along
the ground. Everybody breathed it, ate
it and walked arm-in-arm with it, and
the masses could no more be deprived
of liberty than bobtailed cows could
take the first premium at the State
Fair.
“Brudder Pickles Smith, what do you
know of the inflooence of de female sex
on poUytieks?” asked the President.
Brother Smith replied that ho knew
of several wives in his neighborhood
who bossed their husband’s votes. He
could also recall three or four oases
wherein women had exercised a power
ful influence after their husbands got
home from a convention.
“Brudder Penstock, has yoa noticed
any pertiokler inflooence of de female
sex on de matter of art?" asked the
President.
Brother Penstock had. Such a thing
as making an old, yellow, fonr-gallon jug
a thing of beauty and a parlor ornament
would never havs been thought of but
for the gentler sex. A man would pass
on old tomato can in the back yard a
hundred times a day without a second
look. A woman would seize upon it at
the first opportunity and transform it
into a Grecian vase of exquisite beauty.
Twenty years ago an omnibus with a
landscape on the side would be followed
around the street by a crowd. To-day
a six-gallon crock, to be need aa an
umbrella-holder, with a view of the
Yosemite painted all around it in nine
different colors, could be drawn all over
the city on a handsled without exciting
remark. Art had become part of our
every day lives. A- stout upman
couldn’t even fall down on an icy sorner
without displaying more or less genuine
talent for the artistic.
“Brudder Pullback, has you noticed
any par tickler inflooence of women on
de matter of progress T' inquired
Brother Gardner.
Pullback thought he had. Women
bad discovered moat of the comets, pro
jected the grandest bridges, engineered
the greatest tunnels and wrested the
most secrets from soirnoe. If it hadn’t
been for the progressive ideas of women,
stage coaches would yet be running be
tween New York and Chicago.
Judge Cadaver was asked what in
fluence women had on business, and he
drew a long breath and replied that if
it wasn’t for the female sex the business
of the world would drop one-half; one
dry goods store in a city could supply all
the men, bat the women supported two
or three hundred of them. Women’not
only maintained business, but estab
lished new manufactures. For instance
the decoration of female hosiery gave
employment to 6,000 persona the jeer
round. It was all out of sight and utterly
but it circulated milltona of dob
lift. Pads, bustles, paints, cosmetic
and false hair were of no real service,
convenience or ornament, and yet
$50,000,000 and the labor of 200,000 peo
ple were the annual results. Woman
was straight bnsteess. When a wife
whose husband earns only $25 per week
can keep a carriage, wear $100 bracelets
a nd put on a $250 seaJsk In aSOqoe, the man
who contended that the female sex bat
no financial abilities had better hang up.
Pwrtoo* Uted/»r Krmnutny Ink «n4 Oowwl-
f*S Fifnm.
"Check-raising is getting to be one of
the loot arts,” said an old detective,
"and as cheeks are prepared pow-a-
days they are pretty safe. There are
some of the crooked men, however, who
know all the tricks of removing ink.
I was once curious enough to learn
bow it was that they coaid so auccesa-
futiy alter a check. Different forgers
ate different methods. One successful
stock-forger used equal* quantities of
lapis cahuninaris, common Bait and
rock alum, which he boiled for half
an boar m white wine in a new pip
kin, or he used a fine sponge ahaped
like a pencil, which he dipped in equal
quantities of nitre and vitriol distilled.
As he passed this point over the ink it
came right out Sometimes equal quan
tities of sulphur and powdered saltpe
ter, both distilled, were used. For a
long time the police did not understand
what use was made of a little ball
that now and then waa found in the
possession oi a prisoner. This tamed
oat to be made of alkali and auiphrn,
and was used for removing ink. It is
hard to find an ink that will not dis
appear under one plan of treatment or
another. I knew a check-raiser who
had a small laboratory. He kept bot
tles of acids of all sorts and a case of
oamel’s-hair brushes. With a small
quantity of oxalic or muriatic acid,
somewhat diluted, and a camel's-hair
pencil he could paint ont any number
of ink spots. One or two applications,
followed by the use of a blotting-pad,
would restore the paper to primitive
purity. It requires skill and an ac
curate' knowledge of chemicals to use
any of these plans so ss not to injure
the texture of the paper or discolor it
-If the paper is injured it is not so
easy to write upon it again, bat, by
the use of finely-powdered pounce,
rubbed in lightly with the finger and
burnished with an ivory folder, the pa-
per can be repaired. Common writing
ink,..however, ia bast removed by the
use of oxygenated muriatic t soul
“ But the new styles of check, with
the amount cat through the paper with
a die, are hard to alter. Here ia a check
with a revenue stamp in old-gold color
in the center, and broad lines of red ink
are djpwn close up to the aaaoant writ
ten in. There is another broad line of
red ink after the name of the pays. Up
in the left-hand earner, where the
amount is in figure*, yoa wfll reslEat
the figures are also cut through the
paper. On ft* reverse aide of the check,
just over there figures, is parted a pink
■trip whift brings the oat figure ont ia
such reliffi that they cannot be altered
without detection. The only way to
alter that check fa to taka ont the first
written word in th* amount ia the body
of the check and the amoontin tire
corner, and, after replacing than with
the raised anm, to inlay a piece of oheek
paper in the place of the eat figure.
This inlaying process requires great
cue, and only one or two men in this
oouatry are able to do it The cot fig-
area mart be carefully ont oat by*
sharp raaor-like tool, and cat in soft a
way that the edges of the opening will
be be voted. Than a fresh bit of check-
paper must be ahaped to the aim of the
opening and fitted in, with its edges also
beveled. The edges moat be held to
gether with a peels made of flour and
rtrained potin aftd carefully pressed.
Borne pounce rubbed over the lines will
conceal the patch, unless there is a
strong light, and then, with the same die
that the bankers use, raised figures can
be inserted. The work is dslteate, and
is not often attempted, as it involves the
risk of raining the oheek for the amount
for which it ia good.—New York 8m.
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THE HUMOROUS PAPERS.
vrsuT w*
“What yew need, madams,"
tinguiahed physician to ai
invalid, “is outdoor air and
particularly walking.”
“I know it,” was the aad reply; “bat
my husband won’t fha me any
to go ftopping.”
nnrosAxas msuas, wra
“Ain’t yoa tehtared of yourself to
fight with * boy so much —titer than
yourself? I really can’t understand H,”
said a clerical looking gentleman to a
big boy who was imposing an a small
one.
“So yoa can’t understand it?" re
torted the young ruffian, impudently.
“No, I can’t”
“Well, then, why do you meddle
with things you don’t understand T—
Auatin St/tinffM.
a umai. q—snow,
*1 notice in tha papers,” said tbs wife
of a well-known judge, “that some law
yers are adjroeating that judges shoold
be clothed In silk gowns."
“Yes,” be replied, straightening him
self up. “How do yoa think 1 weald
look in anew silk gown f”
“I hardly know,” said the lady. “Yon
ipigbt look well and yoa might not, bat
it is about tires that somebody in tha
family had a new silk gowa’i^vPAtta-
delphia Call
KB KJTSW TUB
“Yes,” said th* doctor, “yoa
prepare yourself for the worst. Yoa
cannot live many days. Yoa had batter
make your will at onee.”
‘(Make my will f* gasped the stek
lawyer.
“ Yea,” replied the doctor, gently. “ It
Would be wall, I thiqk.”
“ No,” the legal man said, shaking bis
end. “J will uerer mft* * will. My
| family needs what little property I h»e
got Philadelphia Evening Call
Those Little lUrfis.
The Wheat Crop,
The Oinoinnati Price
made a special examination of the wheat
■looks in the country and publishes the
result. nThe report rfhowa the total
supply of wheat ft be 175,000,000 bash-
el8; to this is added $5,000^)00 brehate
in flour in the hoods of dealers, making
a total of 210,000,000 bushels for the re
maining half of jhe crop year. The esti
mated requirements for that tow are :
For domestic food, eft, 128,000^000
bushels; for export, including floor,
57,000,000 bUaheh, leaving a surplus of
27.000,000 bushels. This is calculated
upon the basis of exports of l$fl 000,00(H
bushels this * year, agaiftt 108,000,000
boahek teat year. -
Mr. Tslmage. in his sermon recently,
illustrated some of his remarks with the
following picturesque anecdote: “I
have been told that the Cathedral of
Mark’s stands in a square in the oen
of the City of Venice, and that
the clock strikes 12 at noon, all the
birds from the city and the regions
around aboat the otty fly to the square
Mid settle down. It came aboat in thfa
wise: A large-hearted woman, passing
one noonday across the square, saw
some birds shivering in the eold, and
■he scattered some crumbs of bread
among than, and so on from year to
year, until toe day of her death. In
ber will she bequeathed a certain
amount of money to keep qp the same
pmetier; and now, at toe flint stroke of
the bell at noon, the birds begin to
oobm there, and when toe clock has jart
■track 12 tha square is covered with
not learn to ptey well in a weft, be
swapped the fastrsment for a cow, bat
th* tetter not giving milk enough to suit
hire he killed it far bort. The beef was
kept too long before he got a cost oner
and has spotted on his hands. Morel:
pou t bay a metodsoo.—-PMft CUL
1 Lake Prying Up.
The rapid drying np of Tolars Lake,
in California, is one of the most re
markable geographical changes of this
country within historical times. A few
years ago the lake was thirty-three miles
long by twenty-one miles wide, and now
it is bat fifteen miles long pod has an
average width of lam than eight miles.
This result is attributed largely to human
agency. The cutting of timber on the
mountains, and more especially the tap
ping of the water oooraes by which the
lake is replenished, by the boring of
artesian wells and appropriating the
waters of rivets lor irrigation, make it
impoaribte that the lake shoold supply
the loss inenrred by evaporation and
maintain its former level Two or three
dry *omona have doubtless made toe
program in this direotibo^ more rapid
than it would otherwise hare been, and
one or two rainy winters might cause the
lake to rise again temporarily.—Alta
Cali/omUm.
It Might Havs Bssh.—Poor Mr.
Villard ! If he had even the empty bot
tles that his distinguished gas _
emptied test summer on the trip to j Mff** - ***
ho ooald sell them to a juft
—Peck'a&m.
, Cuba . owes $80,000,000, and oo
friendly bankrupt law there for fc* to
FLAirr AXIOM
A little minA. in er i
lift a boy Ubin’ alone in er |_
Dar’s two men what yer kain argy wid
’boat wimmin. One what’s Axin’ ter git
msqded an’ on* wbui’a booh married for
some time.
When I sees a man dal alios wants ter
pray I somehow kata’ he*p thinktn* flat
befa done solhin’ < ‘
ter wipe out.
had a ’aodse far bate’ proud, for ef h*
wfll only tom tar de riapkai ia aator’It
oon’t take five mines’ rtody ter ’Tteer
him dot he’s er fool
Good clothes — *H right, young—,
f alius — ’speoted, bat
fool yer. It ain’t de ghttes
de knits oat, far a
oetimas has do kooaert edg*.-Ar-
kemeenp Traveler. TT T
Tamm) m
older
An old hte— Attached tool
ash-wagon was teft standing ha ]
#h«et Wert, yesterday,
ing of a load of eoal
tke run. When the
the spot where he had teft hisi
informed him of what had <
“Ban away? Do
ran away?”
“Yea, sir.”
“ Did he strike Into a gallop f"
“He did.”
“ And people were exerted f
“ Yea, sir. There was quite a crowd
around."
“ And‘after he toraad the ootnerha
Jbrfte the wagon, yea say r
“Smashed it all to pieces, sir.”
“ Well, by George! I was off trying
to find some one wbo*d ghrs mo too dol
lars for that hors*, but now I won’! taka
a cent km than twenty-five doUsoal
rar
Actually struck a gallop and mu aesy,
eh? I behere I won’t seO abort of thirty
dollars V—Detroit Free Preee.
a Muaoama Axonoox.
dna day three or foar wafts ago a re
tail grocer over fat Jersey oat dawn with
his eterk a— oveniag, andsrtd t
“James, I owe Now York houses over
$8,000."
"Yes, rir.”
“We have $2,000 ia cash in tha mfe,
the stock is all run down, sad thfa would
be the time to fail in
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