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YOL. vn. NO. 23. BARNWELL, C. H., S. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1884.
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EARL Y MORNING SCENE.
Ton m»y Ulk of moonlight ic«ne*,
fmr Lnni’i mallow boftm.
B»th« with .oft, tmulaoent splendor. vak
and hill;
•at, if on .ome antamn morn,
When the day i. newly born,
Yon will look, you’ll see a light more lore.
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On fair Mimimippi’i bank,
Where the gram lay dark, and dank,
At the early morn I lately took my way;
AD around was hushed and .tin,
Heavy fragrance seemed to All
The soft air, and usher in approachin
diy.
In,deep silence vast, profound.
All things earthly seemed then bound.
And I shnd’ring, held my breath in drea
and fear;
Ghostly figures gray, and slow,
Seemed to hither, thither, go,
Drawing every instant nearer, and moi
near.
But in scarce a moment’s time,
Aye, before the church bell's chime
Could have struck the hour of day that no
had come;
There arose a mnrm’ring breeze,
And a rustling in the trees,
That sounded like a tiny muffled drum.
And far in the east was seen
A shade of roseate gleam.
And the ghostly sliadows vanished froi
my sight;
And another moment's space,
And such wondrous change took place,
As the greatest poet’s pen could nev.
For, behold ! the scene so gray,
Had by magic passed awav,
And the earth in all its pristine glory fhon
As it never shone before,
8inoe those old, old days of yore,
When in Eden's vale sin ne'er had cause
a moan.
Upon hillside, vale and dell.
The bright sun god’s radiancsnfeli, w. ,
Clothing every thing it touched with beaut
rare;
Till dame Nature's brilliant dress,
Seemed embodied loveliness
That no power in all the earth could mak
more fair.
Every leaf, and blade of grass,
» tli is great magician’s glass,
m most quickly mkde to shine with dia
ds bright;
ight:
's hi:
the foliage's hue
umn painted, hung
could ne'er beue'
with dew,
(vs had known th
And the folia
Autumn i
One com
•hades of night.
Then talk not of moonlight fair,
For more lovely far, and rare,
Is the moment when the Day God cornea t
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Fairy fingers paint the scene
With rich colors, wondrous sheen,
And each morning is transformed b
beauties new.
Stella M. N.
THE HAUNTED POOL.
BT DAVID KBB.
The mo wee setting over the Q&nget
one bright summer evening in 1871.
Tto day had been a hot one even foi
Indie, and it wee an unspeakable relie
to everyone when the soorohing son be
gaa to decline at last, and the lengthen
ing shadows of the tall palms along tbt
Ivor-bank told that night waa at hand.
And now the Hindu ubabitante-of-ttw- -
neighboring village, who had been lying
mottonleas all afternoon under the shade
of their reed'- thatched roofs, or of the
vast overarching banyan tree* around
them, came trooping down to the water
in abody.
Instantly the whole bank of the greet
river—so lovely and silent all through
the long, burning day—became all alive
with noise and bustle. Children pad-
died in the toped, still pools, or chased
eaeh other in and out of the tall, feath
ery bamboo clump that grew along the
bank. Women filled their earthen
pitchers from the stream, or washed
their threadbare clothes. Men began
to seoor their brass lotahs (drinking
vessels), or to kindle fires for the cook
ing of their evening meals; while a little
farther down the stream, a group of
young girls, wading out into the shallow
water, fell to splashing each other with
might and main, amid shouts of merry
laughter, t \
To any one accustomed to the ways oi
India, it would have seemed strange
enough to see, upon, the wrists and
ankles of nearly all the girls, and many
of their mothers likewise, heavy bangles
of solid silver, which any western, lady
might have been proud to weer. But
the Hindu peasants, to whom savings
banks are utterly unknown, have no way
ot keeping their money safe except by
carrying it about with them in this
fashion—a somewhat hasardous plan, it
most be owned, in a country swarming
with the aroet expert and daring thieves
in the wsrld.
Suddenly, one of the girls, who had
ventured a little farther out into the
stream than the rest, disappeared under
water with a piercing shriek, as it
dragged down hy same overpowering
fores. A few babbles that rose sud
denly to the surface were the only token
to tor fate, while, her terrified com
panions turned and rushed beck to the
shore as fast as possible, screaming :
" A crocodile! a crocodile!"
Several days had passed before any
to the village women dared to approach
the aeene to this terrible mischance. At
length, one bolder than the rest,
tured in again, and the others,
*het no harm came to her daring, began
to follow tor' example. More than a
weak passed without any sodden^ and
everything was beginning to go on
usual, whan, cos evesung, a second
disappeared in preetoaty the i
as the tat V vI
aow universal, and AH
if tto village sat them-
selvas ^ith one feeordtojMr rU to this
crocodile. ‘Jmita were laid,
set, sen postod along the bank
tor tto
monster; but, look for him as they
might, nothing was to be seen of him.
Several days later the wife of one of
the villagers was washing her white
wrapper on the bank of the river, when
it slipped from her hands and floated
slowly out into the wide, still pool
formed by the bend of tto stream. Tto
woman at once waded after it, and had
just sucoeeded in clutching it, when she
waa seen by those on the bank to give
a sadden start, throw her arms convul
sively into the air and disappear under
water just at the other two had done be
fore. _ ~
• * * * •’ * *-
About three days after this last catas
trophe, Mr. Henry Sparks, the British
Oommissioner for the District of Jang
ler wallah, was at work in his office amid
a perfect mound of papers, halting every
now and then to wipe his streaming
face (which, despite the numeroos
punkah, or swinging-fan, worked by his
native servant outside with a cord
passed through a hole in the wall, looked
very much like a half-melted snowball),
when he was suddenly disturbed by a
knock at the door.
"Come in I” cried he snappishly, ex
isting the entrance of some Hindu
farmer or peasant with a complaint as
long and unintelligent as an Assyrian
inscription. Bat at the first gKmpae of
the person who entered his face cleared
at once. •
The visitor was a tail native, with the
handsome features and stately bearing to
a Mahratta. His figure, nearly six feet
in height, was so gaunt and sinewy that
it seemed to be made of pin-wire, and
his piercing black eyes looked out from
beneath the folda of his white turban
with the quick, keen, watchful glance of
a praotical hunter.
In truth, Ismail, the Mahratta, was
well used to tracking other game beside
deer or tigers. Over and above his oc
cupations as scout, hunter and govern
ment courier, he waa in constant re
quest as a detective, and, for tracking
down either a wild beast or a criminal,
he had no eqnal in Bengal
Gliding into the room as noiselessly as
n shadow, he made a low Balaam, and
ssid in his own language :
‘‘May the humblest of his servants
speak to the Sahib ?” (master).
There was nothing particularly hum
ble, it must be admitted, in tto apeak-
<t’s bearing; on the contrary, he held
himself erect, and looked the Commis
sioner full in the face * ith the air of a
man who knew his own volne, and had
something to tell which he felt to be
worth hearing; but Mr. Sparks, with
whom Ismail was an old acquaintance,
appeared to understand these signs per
fectly, and said :
"What bae Ismail to tell? I am lis-
at_
nod tori
i manner
"I have been ai the village of Ram-
ganj,” answered the Mahratta, laying a
•trees upon the last word.
"Ramganj?” echoed Mr. Sparks.
"Ah, to -be sure; the place where that
crocodile’s been eating np so many peo
ple.”
"Areyou quite sure, Sahib?” asked
the Hindu, keenly watching the effect of
Ala words, "that it was a crocodile that
aw nr - *, —
The Englishman started, and looked
fixedly at Ismail’s immovable face.
"That’s how I heard the story told,”
rejoined he. "if it wasn’t a crocodile,
what was it?”
"Did the Oommissioner, Sahib,” in
quired Ismail, "ever hear of a crocodile
being so nice in his eating as to devour
none but women, and only such women
as had plenty of silver bangles on?”
Again Mr. Sparks gave a slight start,
and tne sparkle of his eye showed that
he was beginning to guess the riddle,
but he took care to make no interrup
tion, seeing that Ismail wished to have
the pleasure of telling the whole story
himself. ’
"I went to the village,” continued
Ismail ; "and talked with the people.
Then 1 dived into the river (my lord
knows that I can' find my way through
water as well as through thickets), and
at the bottom I came upon a noosed
rope. J
The Commissioner nodded with the
air to A man who understood the whole
affair perfectly, but still he said nothing.
\"The Sahib understands how it waa
done,” proceeded the Hindu. "When
any Aoman worth robbing went into the
water, the noose tangled her feet, and
the robber, hidden among the bushes
on the opposite bank, dragged her down
and drowned her, and then plundered
the corpse at his leisure.”
"I see,” said Mr. Sparks. "Well,
Ismail, you know there’s a Government
reward to a thousand rupees ($600) for
every murderer brought to justice; see
what you can make of the cose. ”
The Mahratta’a black eyes flashed
fire, for five bandied dollan is more to
a Hindu than five thoosand to a white
■urn, and such a chance did not come
to him every day. He went out without
% word, bat Mr. Sparks felt satisfied
that ttora woald to news to the erimfiial
before tone.
lam ail plunged at onoe into the sor-
rounding jungle, and traversed it at a
pace whieh tew men aoald have kept up
arm such ground aad la eaeh a climate,
till to eame in rightto Bamganj, but in
stead to entering tto village to struck
down a by-path la fla
had his rsarons for what he did. Then
placing the stone in the shallow water
with the sharp aide uppermost, and the
rope lying right across it, he vanished
into the thicket
An hour hsd passed since his disap
pearance, and night had already act . in
when a dark figure came creeping up to
the same spot, and pulled at the half-
severed cord, which instantly parted in
his hand.
The man atarted, and held np the
broken ends to tto light to the rising
moon, but finding them rough and
frayed as li by constant rubbing, and
feeling the sharp-edged stone lying just
beneath, he appeared satisfied that it
must have been an accident and knelt
down to knot the cord together.
So engrossed was the villian with his
treacherous work that he never lifted
hie head to look around him, but even
had he been leas preoccupied he would
scarcely have heard the noiseless footfall
of one who had been tracking the tiger
and the antelope through their native
jungles ever since he was ten years old.
The rogue was still quite unsuspicious
of htrm, when a tall, shadowy figure
rose behind him as ruddenly ns if it had
started np throagh the earth, and a
tremendous blow from a heavy bamboo
club falling upon his bowed head like a
^ lg " 1 . V.-A... ,,
thunderbolt, felled him senseless to the
earth.
That very night the crestfallen robber
waa sent off to the nearest British sta
tion, escorted by a strong guard to na
tive policemen, to be tried and executed,
as he deserved, while Ismail received
from the hands of the Commissioner
himself, together with a warm commen
dation of his shrewdness, the thousand
rupees which he had so well earned.—
Our Continent.
The Oouutry Editor. #
THE LIMM1LN CLUB.
WORDS or WISDOM FROM PARA DISK
■ALL.
[From the Atlanta Constitution.]
The country editor has a hard time of it.
He is the reporter, bookkeeper, mechan
ical-superintendent, business manager,
collector, mailing-machine, and solicit
ing agent of the establishment - His
work is hard, his receipts small and his
creditors numerous. In a small town an
editor has to steer his course so as to
avoid giving offence to different circles
of society, the religioui 4 denominations,
the business community, and the rural
population. If an InffnentlM old farm
er wants a three-column notice to his new
barn, it must appear or the editor may
lose a hundred subscribers. Patchwork
quilts, big beets and phenomenal eggs
also clamor for space in the columns to
the country paper. In the course of
time the rural scribe becomes either jo
cose or morose, but in either frame to
mind he continues to make friends who
demand free advertising, and enemies
who work against him.
The country editor is always getting
ready to abandon journalism for some
thing else, bat he rarely carries oat his
threat. He generally dies in harness.
In some wild communities editors occa
sionally meet with rough treatment
Sometimes they are driven out of the
county, and when other methods of get
ting rid to them fail, they Are sent to
the Legislature. The city editor gets
a good dead to fun out of the country
editor's work, but the man who bears
the burden regards it as a serious busi
ness. And in the best sense it is seri
ous. The little local weeklies scattered
all over the country are in their way po
tential factors of civilization. They de
velop their localities, bring their re-
•ouroes"before the public, and in a Plan
ner educate their readers. They are al-
ways on the side to the churches, the
schools, progress and reform. Men who
live and die working for snob objects
are public benefactors and deserve a
substantial reward. <
TransplaatlRg Trees.
A writer in Earm and Fireside, in his
directions respecting the treatment of
trees before their removal, states ss fol
lows :
"A tree in foil leaf may be compared
to a powerful pump, the roots absorbing
water from the soil, which is earried up
ward through the stem and exhaled
from the leaves in the form to vapor.
This exhalation from the leaves is really
the primary operation, however, being
simply a process of evaporation. If,
now, the principal portions of the roots
be cut away, and especially the fine
rootlets which are farthest from the
stem and through whose extremities
nearly all the water is absorbed, the
leaves, if allowed to grow, will exhaust
the water from the atom and roots more
rapidly than it can be supplied by the
remnant of the latter, and the conse
quence will be tint destruction to the
tree. Henoe, in transplanting trees the
leaf-bearing twigs should be out away in
proportion to the lorn to roots, and it
face is generally equal to that to the
twigs; consequently the safest rule is to
remove nearly all the branches, trim
ming to bare poles. It is hard todothte,
but the after growth to the tree will be
enough more rapid to compensate the
apparent loss. In moving large trees it
is an axeaDant plan M dig down and eat
off a large portion to the roots a year
before transplanting, ram nring a portion
to the top at the ami toms. This win
the formation to new rootlets near
which may be preserved in the
It is eontended that node in art ten
grant educator, but the nude in bb is
fined $2 for taMaf ff swim off th* doeka.
Tha
[From the Detroit Free PreCS.1
During the part week the club hae re
ceived, at the bends to s prominent
Booth Carolina scientist, a part to the
vertebra of a mastodon—one to the play
ful animals which lived, roamed and
died in this country about fifty yews be
fore Susan B. Anthony waa born. It so
happened that Judge Congo and Walk
Around Green were the first two mem-
ben to arrive at the hall at the oaual
Saturday night meeting, and the relic
at onoe engaged their attention. Judge
Congo squinted np his left eye, puckered
his mouth end declared that the masto
don who lost this piece of beok-boue
must have been twenty-four feet long,
sixteen feet high, and heavy enough to
jar the City Hall by rubbing against a
corner. Walk Around Green is heavy
on poultry atatiatioa and light on mas
todons, and it therefore eame about that
when Windy White, Samuel Shin and
Sir William Tompkins arrived it waa to
find a terrible struggle going on between
the two men, and the back-bone kicking
around under the benches. The com
batants were separated, but had not got
the blood wiped off before Brother
Gardner arrived and opened the meet
ing. When the triangle had Bounded
and Waydown Beebe had finished his
lonesome coughing fit, the President
arose and said;
"Gemlen, human natnr’ am a mighty
curus thing. De aiverage man will git
mad quicker an’ fight harder ober what
he doan’ know an’ has no chanoe to fin’
out dan for .untilin' he am posted about.
What Judge Congo doan’ know 'bout
mastodons would make e book aa big as
a one-hoes wagin. What Walk Around
Groan doan’ know ’bout de same anamile
would weigh two tone an’ a half. I>ar’-
fore dey were de weny two men to git
up a fight wid ignorance for de basis.
"It baa bin ao from de beginnin', an’
it will be so to de eand. Men who know
de least ’bout de Bible have de moes’ dis
putes ober it. De biggest ignoramusaes
on astronomy so’ philosophy hold to
deir opinyuns de strongest an’ de long
est. Prejudice will beat faoka nine
times outer tea, «•* Bigotry am' de elub
which knocks down sense an’ argyment.
Judge Congo wouldn’t take an inch nor
an ounce off de size An* weight of dat
mastodon, though he neber saw one
nor come widin 3,000 y’ans to it Walk
Around Green wouldn't believe one aide
of no sioh story bekase a mastodon
wmn’t chained npJiLde doah whar’ he
he could measure him wid a two-foot
rule. Neither would accept nateral
history an’ adentifle research.
"While dar’ am some mitigatin’ sar-
oumatancea an’ excuses fur dia quarrel
de sentence to dte Cha’r am to de effect
dat both offenders shall pay a fine to
$3,500 an’ coats.”
This being the first time that either to
the derelicts had been called to the
chalk-mark it was expected that they
would be dismissed with a reprimand.
The aentenoe, therefore, fell like a heavy
weight. Judge Congo rolled hte eyes
from north to south for a moment and
then fell back in a faint, while Brother
Green gasped for breath, made an awfu
effort to smile, and leaned over on the
wood-box and cried like a weary child
until the current to his thoughts was
changed by some one dropping a cold
sidewalk spike down behind his ooat-
eoltar.
Sir Isaac Walpole desired to state, be
fore passing the bean-box, that he per
fectly agreed with the President in his
remarks. There was a time when he
himself held that the world was exactly
75,284,324 years and 3 months tod and
he would have knocked a man down for
adding or subtracting two hours to or
from these figures. He had got six
months’ sickness, • a broken jaw and
thirty days in the ootoer for disputing
on matters to which be was entirely
ignorant but firmly "sot,” and had now
cessed the practice. He then went bis
round and the folloaring candidates were
elected : Hard Times Smith, Sarsaparil
la Taylor, Standard Jones, Abraham
Scott, Prof. Therefore Black, Trustee
Bullock, Caravan Johnson and Old Man
Hnnt.
A BriAegeom’s Rase.
A few years ago a man living within
half a dozen miles of Lewiston, Me
was about to be married, but the state
of bis finances'precluded the purchase of
a new suit of clothes for the occasion, so
be resorted to a diplomacy, in its way
equal to a Binrarok or a Webster. He
went to a clothing store and selected an
appropriate and well-fitting suit, with
out intimating the subject that was ao
near his heart. He told the proprietor
that he would like to take them homo,
and if his family liked them he would
keep them and pay for them. The pro
prietor agreed to this proposal, made up
a nice Imudle sod handed it to the pros
pective bridegroom with a smiling face,
feeling sure, as he did so, that be had
made a sure sale and a large profit. The
umn re turned the next morning radiant
and bland, saying that hte folks did not
like the clothes, and thought hshad brt-
-ter uoA keep them, but if the truth must
be told, the groom uus the best-dr—cd
st the wadding/ —^
Ho&lajtd, ta the last three centuries,
has recovered from the — at least $0,
000 Acres,
WEALTH IS YOURS, TQUNQ.1AI.
Aem* GeeA Aerie* ea is* OetD Tree
«# Wealth aaA llapriaee*.
YE1Y OLD BUT YEHY WOOD.
Mr. Wi
Igaat Whe Waa
A young man was recently heard to
remark, "If I only had a thousand dto-
ars, I’d make it five thousand inside to
a year, fie then went on to draw a
oompanaon between himself aad another
young man about hte own age who had
icooma, through the death to hte father,
in pomeseton to a large fortune. The
comparison, to be sure, waa rather un
complimentary to the fortunate young
man’s abilities, yet it demonstrated two
things, viz.: 7
The lack to a contented spirit, the
•weetn— to existence; and the conceit
of one who lacks energy and vim to roll
up his sieevea and do the vary beat he
can with the means provided him by
providence. Young man, did you ever
atop to consider the value to a dime?
You know how much easier it is to part
with a dollar given you than with a
quarter you have worked hard to get
There is no real reason for a young man to
complain of his lot in this world. Every
wrong, every drawback, so-called, is in
nine oases out to ten imaginary, and
when not, is the result of carelessness or
lack of judgment in taking advantage to
circumstances. ,
It would be well for every young man
to understand first that he has got to
work for all he gets in this world.
Without work he cannot succeed while
with it he stands an equal chance with
the best to gain wealth and influence,
which combined with health is all that
man can wish for in this world. It is
not wrong to wish tor riches, but you
con rest assured that you will never
realize that wish unless you work hard
and practice economy. You will never
realise it on a salary to ten doUaca a
week while your expenses are fifteen or
twenty. You must learn to keep what
you have and the only way to keep
money is to earn it fairly and honestly.
Money thus obtained is pretty certain to
remain with its possessor. But money
Inherited, or that in any way eon— in
without a fair and just equivalent, is
almost certain to go aa it came. There
are, however, exceptions to the latter
rule, but it holds good in a general ap
plication.
The young man who begins by saving
• few dunes a montn au4 uuiiuiy in
creases his store, every cent a represen
tative of honeat work performed, stands
a far better chance to spend his old age
in affluence than he who, in haste to
become rich, obtains money by dashing
speculation or the devious means which
abound in foggy Regions which lie be
tween fair dealing and fraud. Every
young man oil A salary can save some
thing. It may not be much, but every
little helps, it is Kke the falling to the
snow flakes. Each flakate small in and
to itself and as they fall have no weight,
hat taken as a whole after an hours
storm they become weighty and power
ful It is not the one flake, but the
combination to and the unity to many
that accomplishes the result. Bo it is
in saving. It is not tbs single dims or
dollar that makes the wealth, but the
continual adding to them into a grand
unite that makes the fortune.
Young man, don’t waste yeuz time in
wishing for wealth, bnt do the best yon
can to accumulate it Then will yon en
joy it The very best thing for you to
do is to do the very best you know how.
It is a hard rule to follow, may be, but
it is • safe (me in all things. Follow it
and yon will not only enjoy life aa you
go through the world, but your desire
will be realised and the world and espec
ially yourself will be the better for It—
Peck't Sun.
A Philadelphia book agent impor
tuned James Wateoa, • risk and dose
New York man, living out at Elisabeth,
ontil ha bought a book, th« "Early
Christian Martyr* ” Mr. Wateon didn’t
want the book, but he bought it to get
rid to tbs agent; then taking it under
his arm he atarted for the train, which
takes him*> hte New York office.
Mr. Watson hadn’t been gone long
before Mrs. Watson cams home from a
neighbor’s. The book agent saw her,
and went in and persuaded the wife to
buy another copy of the.same book.
She waa ignorant to the fart that her
husband had bought the mine book in
the morning. When Mr. Watson eame
back from New York at night Mrs.
Watson showed him the book.
"I don’t want to sea it/’ ssid Wat
son, frowning terribly.
"Why, husband ?” asked his wife.
"Because that rascally book agent
■old ms the same book this morning.
Now we’ve got two copies to the sam^
book—two copies of the ’Early Chris
tian Martyrs’ and—”
"But, husband, we can—”
"No we can’t, either I” interrupted
Hr. Wateoa •'This man te off on the
train before this. Confound it! I could
kill the fellow. I-”
"Why, there he goes to the depot
THE HUMOROUS PAPERS
WMAT W* MNR IN TRBM *R AMILR
•▼ML I " „
now,” said Mrs. Watson, pointing out to
the windows! the retreating form to tbs
book agent making for the train.
"But it’s too late to catch him, and
I’m not dressed. "I’ve taken off my
boots, and—”
Just then Mr. Stevens, a neighbor to
Mr. Watson, drove by, when Mr. Wat
son pounded on the window-pane in a
frantic mpnner, almost frightening the
bone. ., '
"Here, Stevens I” he shouted, "you
are hitched up I Won’t you run your
hone down to the train and hold that
book agent till I come ? Bun ! Catch
BoraiAenl
How ill draodPol dissoialHS
How Ha direful tootiags
Flood of most aasMmly seead
In lb* ear. of oweot Asrara,
Ao tiw riom vttb a bound.
Driven by a aiebtaure’.
On the wreck
At the boyawLfwakf the horror, that so dole
fully or. boru.
In th. ehaabere of the bora,
In the dark ^ddimtimvmaof tboborat
Hear the boottag of Dm bora.
Wretched bora I
How He honh, dtioordant aote awahao — bate
and worn!
How its dreary ■
Turns the softest
Wore, than aaypsrrrt’s 1
Wore# than any Chteoao gong,
Drawing coraee from
Drawing prayers fr
As they lietea, efl samssd, —
Nearly eraseA
Ruthleeely and roughly from their
•lumber. 1
By the toot—of the bora,
Horn, born, horn—
Horn,
By the hooting end thet ootlng of the born!
Hear the eereeehlag of the I
Endleae bora!
How e happy^hoMoy era
Every ear at ^
ne all forlorn ’
/net a chanoe to de 1
And to stop Its <
Evermore t
How the doings of I
1- Young.ter. hourly drive we frantte,
Bending ua to seek relief la fstee of grape or
corn *
From the eoreeahteg of tbs bora
Horn, horn, horn—
Ftam the eudlem .inisrisg of the
bora 1
AN AOOOMTUHBD
; "Ah, old fellow,” said aa Austin 1
’im now I"
"All right,” said Mr. Stevens, whip
ping np hte hone sod tearing down the
road.
Mr. Stevens neobed the train jurt ae
the conductor shouted “all aboerd I"
1" he yelled, ae the book
agent stopped on t*tho train. "Book
agent t hold on! Ml Wateost wants to
see you.”
"Wateon? Watson wants to sea
le?” repeated the seemingly puzzled
book agent. "Oh, I know trite! he
wants; he wente to buy one to tty books;
but I can’t miss the train to sell it to
him.”
"If that te all he wanfta,! can pay for
it and take it beck to him. How much
isitr
"Two d tolars for the 1 Early Ohrktian
Martyr*,’ ” said fie book agset, as tee
reached for the money and peMted the
book out through the eer window.
» Just then Mr. Wateoa arrived, puffing
and blowing, in hte shirt eleevea. As he
taw the train pall out he was too full far
iterance.
"Well, I got it for you,” said
Stevens; "jnet got it and that’s all*
"Got what?" yelled Wateoa
"Why, I got the book—’Early Chris
tian Martyrs,’ and—”
"By—the greet—guns P moaned
Watson, as he placed hte hand to hte
brow and swooned right in the middle
of the street
Comets aad Sunsets.
Dr. Lewis Swift, to Rochester, N. Y.,
in an interview, stated that he had a
specially fine opportunity to observe
Pon’a comet to 1812 throagh the largest
telescope to the Warner Observatory a
few days ago. He found that it had two
tails; the larger one seven, sad the
smaller one three degrees in length.
When seen in 1812, there was only one
tail, and that not prominent It te
growing brighter as it nears the son,
and can be readily seen by tile naked
eye in the early evening.
"Dp yon think it has any influence on
the red sunsets and sunrises ?”
' "Not the least they are occasioned
by very different causes.”
"What te your theory concerning
them?”
"Thdy are the result to certain ex
traneous matter in the atmosphere that
refracts the rad rays to the sun.”
“And this matter is not oometary T
"No; for I have distinctly assn stars
throagh the tail to a odnset 160,000 miles
thick, and they showed no trace to red
ness. Hanes oometary matter doss not
refract redness. It te impossible to say
what this mysterious nutter te; but it
osrtaialy te sxtra-tsrrsstrial, and has ap
parently soma to main.**
"May it not be the result to the gnat
earthquakes and volcanoes, as certain
•toeuttets have suggested?”
“Yss,” said young Mr. Tawmua, ’*1
shall leave town. I think Ml Seaw-
eham te going to eat me oc
and if I leave town 1*11 make it
thet she only took np with him
I had gooa. I know how to taka
to my reputation,”--ffiortmi Foot.
"so you see married at lest,
to eoogntulate vou, for I ‘
m excellent and soooraptt
"I bare, indead ” waa tha reply;
te so accomplished Whyftte, A
perfectly at house la litsratun
in muaie; at hdina in art; at
acieooe—in abort, at horaa
i whatr
"Except at home.”-
"I would not believe
oath,” said a witness, sieitsffiy,
"Do you know him wsttf* was
"No; I never spoke to him.”
"Do you know that ha sum
oath?”
"Wall, no."
"Then why do you betters that
testimony is nnrsltehk?”
hate ta
to
Up ta Bowery.
The Bowery, in New York city, te a
street, and nothing more, bnt what a
street t Shops, saloons, restaurants,
concert halls, theatres, museums, pawn
brokers, pistol galleries, dives and dent,
all to cheapest shoddy, like the toothing
displayed far sale by tha Hebrew dealers
there; galvanised, like the flashy jewelry
seen in the windows and on the people.
It te the Broadway to the rough toe-
meets to the city; the Oh amps Elysese
to the poor and criminal classes; the
Boulevard dea Common place for ta
"low down” to all nations. An hour's
walk will carry one through it, and the
faeesand costumes met will represent
every dime and country—landsman and
seaman, hoodlum and Chinaman, Indian,
African, Turk and Norseman, bunko-
man, roustabout and tramp. They all
fall into the miscellaneous and eongloaa-
crate society, ta temisnsy to which fa
aver downward. la early times it waa
salted Bowsry lane, bnt the dingy lamp
posts now bear the single word by whioh
it te known and spoken in every tongue
—"Bowery.” It te sleepiest whan the
light to day te brightest, aad rises to a
wilder wakefulness as midnight ap
proaches. It has ite daily abbs aad
flows, sad the tide to sin te highest when
the sacred Sabbath is nearest. Than the
to earth tesue into dim view
under the shadow to night, in this
waato-baakrt to ta human family.
A PaoMmsoNT Non.—Tha Yenaigo
a efafor says: Andrew Jaskson, a
eoa Indian, who oould write a Utile
sod only a little, borrowed $2.60 from
John Hal frown, aad gave him hte note
tor tha money with interest It ran like
this: "Me, Andrew Jaekson, day after
to-morrow six months, will pay to Jtom
Halftown, maybe .three or four fayu, H
xr ft doUarm, ao fetch paper ao
r
Bp:
1 Ort-Kou jq
"Ta*/
told am to pams
"WsU,
"I didn’t
»r —rr-
big aail aear
there two ttttte ones. Tore head fr
turned again. Pram it back ageiast ta
support There, that is batter. I aa
all ready aow. Karp perfectly
and sssume a 1
to
for
A well-known etefaun to Detroit
walking ap Woodward
last weak when he saw an old
man in advance to him who
did shores in hte family,
services the gen
s voiee
that ta old
trim; so thegnutlsmsa sat
"George Washington 1"
Not a gBrnmar to
knew ha waa fi^ht in ta
m to ta
ha would