The people. (Barnwell C.H., S.C.) 1877-1884, April 26, 1883, Image 4
O. M. D.
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•• Oat money hon««tlr 1( yow e»n, bnt gat
money.” wm a foolish rathar’a a<lvlce to hit
aaa. Get money, if you oan hontttly, mekoa
bat a alight alteration la^ the order of «ht
worda, bat Ttriet (he eentiment eonrder
ably. There It no harm la raekine money.
It aotwereth all tbinaa U>ad rightly it it a
owtr far good, and there it m ney enoufh
the world to form a lever by whiob the
t of humanity eoul lbe lifted, to aee-v
tain extant, oat of itt deptba cf torrow aad
datpalr. Money we mu*t have for money
mtlbsa the mare go. Some oan make money
who hare no ficnlty for earing. Would eou
aare you mutt know how to deny tboae who
would borrow and never repay, a3 well at
tboae who beg limply bectute they are too
laty to work. There are men who never
want to aee you except to aak the favor of a
loan, They will aak for Joat oae word with
yoa. and that one word ia *ure to be mokby.
An laipaenniona fellow met a rich arqnaln'
tance, aed not lik’nv to aak dlrect'v for a
loan, eaid, “Friend Smith, if yon bad ten
dollara in your pocket and I waa to aak yon
for the loan of five, how many would remain
in yonr pocket?“ Ten dolla’ra, to be aura,'’
replied the rich man, without a moment'*
heaitation. He had gumption, and knew too
much to part with hit money by any tuck
rule of aabtraotlon.
OI aee, eaid the impecnnion* men tbna
rebuffed. He waa able io owe. He waaone
of the Mjcawber tort—alwaye waiting for
eomething to turn nn, How like aomo peo
ple who are aiek. They think to get well
nv letting di«ea-e taka care of itasif. But
d]«e»<iea do not heal them^elvea, and too
late their viotima full often find (hit out to
their aorrow aa death arixea upon them.
Had they been wi«e in time they mi.rht
have added many yean to their lease of life.
The cure was nigh them, as it it nigh to all
who read thla medley. These parrgrapha
tell the atory, m a patient peniaal will prove
Thoae who have keam inftgbt aml can read
between the line’ may aolve the oonimdrum
the aooner for it, bnt upon all, light will
dawn ere they read the final word 0/ oar
■tory.
L ght will dtwn, we eaid, and so It will,
light, of hope and help. L'ght it what a
certain Individual wanted. Mr. Jones we
will call him. He was veiy tick. Con-
snmption had fastened its fangs upon him.
•He had long nerlectcd catarrh, and laughed
at the ilea of taking auvthing for it when
adviied to do ao, and eo went from bad to
worse. His lungs became di^ca'.ed, a hack
rchvi
pieces, and he
mere ehad iw of his former Belt, he ica-cely
alept at ail at night, or elept only to dream
borribie dreams, lalk of nightmare I a
whole cirena trnnpe, borsei and all, seethed
0 to mske hie bed the arena of their wild pets
forroancea. In thie caee money did not
imke the mere fto, for lie apeutadealof
money on doctors anti physios and wns noth
ing bettered, lie ate little, mid was feat go
ing down to an unt'ni'dy grave leaving hie
wife a widow and hie four briebt chd hen
orphana, wharvlnl onaaaeven'fal night he
dreamed for onoen h/ight end happy dtetun,
wh'ch our next pangraph will relate.
Heath, the black visage 1 monster, had
>ptil then etsred him in the fao?, but tlie
dreepi brooghtlh m hope. He save bright,
whiteiwhite robed angel in hia dream, "ho
aaid, “1 come tolbrin r von good news. Here
i» yonr cure-^wire, asfe, harmlesa and relia
ble. Get well and seek to take health there
by to othere. Behold the cure I” With
theerWords the angtl was gone. hut ere the
trail of light which foliowt'd' him bad van
ished the dreamer saw glittering ip the light
three go'den letters—(i. il. D. “ What can
it mean T" he said to bimoetf, as he awoke
from his slamber. “I have had a Good Manv
l)r*am< before, hut uever inch as tbii."
M artled and »arprie»d he rtroused his wife
and to her relsted his vision. Alas, she
could not aolve the problem. Remember,
ingall the medical ad*ice, nud tin physio
end the expense involved s noe her husband
lucerne sick, she expreued a hope Hat the
letters were not intended to ruggest theta
Good Many Doctor* must vet br consulted
in a idtt on to ail that had been interviewed.
He groaned in reply and remarked thst tt
he had to consult any more there would
have to be a Gosi Jdiue D.ecovered in order
to pay them. , .
Fv»ty dsy for a week he and hlifalthfu
apouie kbarched for a key to the problem.
In the dietiouarv, in auch news’papers aa
thev happened to have, In books, on pla
cards on the walls—every whera they eono-ht
—hoping to find a doe. letters stand for
Words, apl they hopcfljfcto light u on the
words that should suggest the cure. They
Grieved M’ry Davs over their lack < f rood
luck, se thev said, and the Good Man
Dreamed again end arain, bnt saw no moftr,
anvel*. H *pe deferred m.k 'th the heart
aic*. “Oh, that the angel bnd Gnided Me
Deflnltely and Given More Direction!,” he
ezelainied again, aad sgiio.
Nearly two weeks had eiapeed since the
night of the Great Mysterious Dresm, when
(here came to the house a pamphlet Tired
with hia exhausting office work, which he
atlll pnraned, de'emining if possible to die
i« the hameee, Jonea waa about to throw (he
pamphlet In the fire v hen ! something
prompted him to ex*miue it, h'urely.
thought he. here cm he nothing that will
PlKKCR this Gloom Moat Diat'ess.ug, or
Give Me, Dish ear ten cd, any rel cf. Poor
man he had worked letiera over ip hit rnied
and made ao many oombinatious wiib OtCfti,
that they occurred in almost every sentence
ha uttered. Tney entered even into hie
prayers. Heaven Grant Mo Deliverance,
he would say, nor let disease Grind Me
Dowfi, and ao forth, ad infinitum, and a
mde or two beyond.
Mentally tortured and.anlcripg in every
now of bis body, what wonder that he read
JIT-K* of the pamphlet. It was a
work oa diseasea, and in the morbid state of
hie mind its contents teemed to suit him. It
spoke of almost e v*ry disease fl^sh is heir
tc.batahicyi a Glimpse Meat Diiighrful
of light atoie in upon him. “Eureka! Eo**
rekal ” he cried, “Wile, I have it. I have it."
Evcrybtdy in the house heard him cry
eureka, and ru'btd to the rvora to hecr
what he hrfd found. All expected to see
tome Great Miracle Done, and then cams
the explanation. Simple of course, but why
had he not thought of it before? Ouhata
ravelaiicn! Here was hope for him a^d for
a I consumptives. Here, hope for suffer ing
znendi and haighbora. That nighthe scare e
could sleep, but when he did, He again saw
a bright vision of golden letters, in fact, a
Guttering Monogram Deciphered resdilv,
«md reading O. M. D.: and again P. P. P.
and yetagain F. P., and one hnge P, aronnd
Sr*Sr others were entwined, and then
M. A, All the letter* blended, yet
each wm distinct. All he had seen in the
book, all be again saw in fcfa vision. -7
Prewi Moat Glorious. D. M. G.—G. M. D.
--Again be rang the chargee; backward,
tTT? rd A "ST "*!• Gold Medal Deacrvt*i
M. G. D--Misery's Great Deliverer.—till
time would fail to tell tbsm ull. P. p. p.
**°®d for Perfect Peace Prcralaed to aufferr
!7?* t r ^* ue from Prostrating Par-
5* tor ** 1 Polna- And again F. P. was Free-
dom PromUed, and backward. P. F. it b«,
eim Pain Flea*. Now be conld get well,
d . 01l -2? F*f** would ba a missionary, a
M if 4oi, "F Booted to the work of
telling others hew they might get deliver-
•MO* lit wtat through the li&t of diiouieu
*f owa acqu’intanoe, from
John Boblnson, whose torpid liver gave him
oonxtaat headsohe and severe bilious attacks
t list qf the. e enfie'ing from
j wonk aad diaeaaed langt, to
— Janeral B , who was at
nw Uu grave m be. And for all these, aa
w«n for blmMlf, the Grave May Diaap-
mm from piMnt vision, and each maybe
Given More Decades of life than they bad
hoped to have years. Against the milder
MBMhe marked P.P P. Against the serious
o-aM he marked G. ML D , not the Griaaly
Hanator Dantb, which he ao long had dreM-
M, bnt aomathing—oh, something ao much
batter, at wo shah presently M e.
It» abort while oar bar* wm watt, and
wont everywhere among Ida friends and
•f hie good fort ue and
■ftd snCoriag how they
’ “ rd and eon-
aery, Dom Its doty perfect-
r j to mjtj^health’a rndy
CrylBf M > n» Ait.
Every woman, no matter how obtuse,
who knows the value of beauty, seeks to
rnnka the moot of her ohftrma by aecrot-
lav* VMa/.aa v^rawA*F f cva.’.vaaaavs ~
nff-suspendora, ikirt-aup-
reb-belts to keep the hips
no ml/rht fancy her in
toJUow that longs,
tbs Grand Maohla
tyla one*, body; ,
mark on the cheeks. Ah, this la Good Moat
Decidedly. Thla wm oar hero's oast, aad
thousands ean tail the tame atory. The good
eng*l has come to them. They have aeon
the letters Gleam Moat Distinctly before
their eyaa, and Going Moat D.inltoly to
work in pursuing the Instrumloas given,
hey have recovered that great bleesiaf—
Heiiltb. 0. M D. boa been to them a ohaa-
net of good, Good Mysterioaaty Doue,and
they havb bid their ticVt friends do what all
the alck should do, namely, put themselvM
In eoramunication with the W. D. hi. A.,
Which Done Most A’anredly will pat them
in the Way Desired Moet Anxiously.
Alas, that human natnre is ao alow to be>
Have—ala*, that men and women are bowed
down with the burden of complaints, of
• hich they might be rid,—eonanmpllon,
broucfilila, dyvpcpaia, heart dia«Me, kidney
diieaie, malarial complaints, sorofulons
diseases, skin diseases, temora, nioera, and
many more. It yroald Mew as though aome
ill deity bad given every leiter of the al
phabet as m*ny diaeaa*a aa it oould possi
bly d« air*, tbnqfnrtnlng an alphabat of Bor
row, sufterlrg and woe. Happy they who
ih* O eat Mystery D t'erning, bars escaped
th • dn eh- a qf sed dia -ese.
Lor king back upon hia peat experience,
Mr. Jonea feala Grateful Moat Docidrdlv,
and coniinuea telling the old atory of bis
sickness, hia vision and hia restoration to
iiealth ; for ail the sick are not wall yet.
But he has had the pleasure of seeing, a« he
aaya^Good Ml eonionslv Done to hundreds
uj on hia personal recommendation.
Dear reader, bear with u« awhile If light
has not yet dawned on your mind. The
mystery will soon he tevealed. if the key
be not on yonr Rian r hand it it at least on
your J.Srr, in letters elear aa daylight. A
Good Many Delirbted have di.covered it
and oncued the portal to a long life and a
narfi-1 one.
Initials of words that aland for all that li
acirowtul and aad, letiers. the keif asms let'
tars, ara ollau the initials of words that
breaths hope and benediction -
Bearch but awhile and you will flud the
bom, the binsing end the btnrflt. The
mystery of the three P's, of the F. I’., of the
G If D , and of the W. D. M. A., Will Dawn
Most Auspiciously upon you.
Columbus discovered. America and won
h'gh honor ard immortal lame, and they
wiio have learned the !ecreta of the wonder
before your eyes, good reader. Give Moat
Delightfol trulimoniaia of ihcir gratitude.
Of rill tad words of torgue and pen, the
widdest are thene—It might have been—so
snyrth the poet. When we think of the
miriads Dial might have been save*! from
vSwId*^^^ rtuliatolmm. tl^cornors oil he eyaS**
fad. Yet we cannot bnt rejoice at the Great i-bc-siiulrejo-light-latigh.
Many D»llvered from death's door by G. M
itlon I
nod pencil. Every movement, attitude
and expression is done according to
prescribed method for performing that
operation. Her voice is modulated to a
melodious pitch, and In company she la
never without her good manners.
She la strapped up with bands of
steel, whalebone, oable-oords, shoulder*
braces, atookln;
porters and we
down, until one might fancy
armor. If her hips are low and her
back hollow, she has to load her fragile
form with a wire bustle and a pair of
hip pads that never allow nature to for-
E et her hoed loss ness in leaving those
totalizing depressions. False hair,
false teeth, false eyes, false eyebrows
andJashes, false blushes, false dimples,
false voices, false'doughs, even false
tears are manufa^red, and nothing
that study and ariTcan devise for en
hancing beauty Is permitted to go un
recognized. In spite of all the witty
and satirical allndons to woman's make
up, she is perfectly Justified in having
recourse to any and every method con
ducive to personal attraction. Beauty
of face and form especially, if offset by
the charms of moral and mental beauty,-
has other values besides that of msthetiC
pleasures. It is equivalent to so nVa'ny Selwyn could not rontrain himself any
D., ami that Paiu’tt Positive Pvreerution has
bevn escaped again snd again by P. P.P.
Virtues unnumbered have served to make
0. M. D. the Greatfst Mercy Daigned by
favoring providences for tha relisf of auf-
ferers, and its discoverer feels P. P. P.—Per
fectly Pardonable Pilde id telling of the
Growing Multitude Delivered from the
Grasp Moat Dreadful of Greedy Monrnful
De*ih.
- Every sick person is lntere«te 1 In tha
subj-ot before us, and every well person too,
for who dork not know kome oae who ii
sick and nee la. therefore, (be good news of
health that ia Given Maov Daily.
Reader, mvstified reader, we will detain
vou no longer. Perhaps you have Goetaed
Most D*My the hidden meanings P. P. P.,
vou know, kfendjj 'fwr I’leairnt Purgative-*.
P-lleta cu-ihg con tipa'i >n, torp dity of the
liver, headache, ami nuny other eomplainti.
K P , of cour e, is Dr. Pierce’s Favorita
Prescription, that has proved such a P. F.,
Prime Favo.i'e and Prcciom Friaad to la-
di*k; safe, ciigy to lake, worklue like a
cnarin—curing the pem'iar waakaektes in
cident totbeirsex. The ietter* W. D. M. A
simid for the Wo-1 t’s D : spen*ary Medical
Aaurciatlcn, at BufTiio, N. Y , with ita ia-
pofing structure*, its armv of medical ajan.
»t»f ci ilista nil of them, end its preaid •nt7l)r.
R. V. Pierce (the large and central P of Mr
Jones' second v tion). all at the e’rvice of
the sick and mffering, everywhere; while
G. M. I), ig—well read the initials of the
)vira?raidr« of this ait'.o'* cad vou will see
bat O M. D. is Golden Medical D scovery,
ne boon of the riise sed. This wonderful
medicine cure* all humors, from the worst
scrofula to a common blotch, pimple oreruf*
•ion. Erykicelas. Salt-rheum, fever-aorer,
s aiy or r ngb ».k : u, in »h'rt, all ditessra
ause+by had bloc d, are conq iered by this
powerful, purifying, and invigorating mad-
icne. ' Greet 1 aitrig—ulcers rapidly heal
under it* benign iuflueacca. K-oeoialv ke*
it manifested its poteacy in curing tatter,
boil*, carbuncles, -ifrofuroua sores and iwel-
lings white swell n is. yoitra or think naak
AaA-enWeed-xbttttla. Gnnsumption, which
is kcrofoion* di-eaa*' i f tlie lung*, is prompt
ly ai d positively arrested and anred by this
!overeign and God given remedy, if taken
refore tha la4 stagi g i.re reached. For
'"‘cak lungs, spittinir of blood, conaumptiya
nigb’-s'eats, and kindred afleotime, it Is a
sovereign remedy. For indigestion, dvspep-
'ia, cn-Uornid Uver. or ‘ biiiousue a/' Go]
d-n Meiicil D's’ivery his equal, as it
vffeett perfect ami rad : CHl rnrre,
I on wid do well i'nffCcted withany ohroa-
ic disease ho write to the A-soc aiiou for ad
vice, describing your malady a* well as you
can. Many cases are sncctaafuliT treated
through corr. ai-ow .’eaec end no fees ere
eha ged for coiuuliaton. For one dollar
mi a bnlf sou can eecure a copy of the
‘ Piopie’s Common Sen e Medical Adviser.”
sent post-paid to vour addreaa. Da par-
chase will repay you. In this la Given More
Desirable informstion than you o-n find la
i-Hy other work of a similar nature.
dollars aud contj—in husbands, homes,
social standing ami Influence. It is
hateful for women to acknowled^q thi-c,
but, nevertheless, auolt U the slato of
affairs in modern society.
Unfortunately^ women do not always
make the most of their charm n Gray
hairs, those first flakes of hary storms,
and the nomine of crows’feet arc too
often hastened by anticipating them.
Those plunderers of beauty should never
be looked for, and (ho less one seeks,
the fewer they will find, for thinking
brings them on. If they miwt come,
they will oomo, and there’s an end.
Truly they do mar a pair of pretty
bright eyes, but very little artistic skill is
necessary to tone thorn down with
chalk, Egyptian black, or the end of a
burnt match. The fashioij^ln yogue a
cw years ago of laughing with, the eye
has proved disastrous, and not a few
ladies charge tlie cluster of creases that
Truiued Memory,
memory can
blitKlfoid
The extent to which the
bo trained is shown by the
Raines that Bteinitz lias boon playing in
Die rooms of the ManhattanOieas Clu\
His ability to piny against half a dozen
opponefttsiit the samo time without see
ing the boards is a mere matter of mem
ory - , aud is distinct from his ability-to
win, which is a matter of skill. It is
probable tlint almost any person of aver
age meritul endowments could acquire
the power to play several garnet! simul
taneously without looking at the pieces,
and there are many brilliant chess play*
rs who assort that such playing is a
mere trick, unworthy of experts in the
game, and who will never themselves re
sort 1o it.
Nevertheless, as a kind of acrobatic
performance with the members, It pos
sesses features of interest. And yet it
can hardly be said that blindfold chess
playing, eve., when it is os remarkable
as that of Steiniiz, equals the feats per
formed with the memory by some of the
young persons who have been palmed
off upon the public by alleged magicians
fts possessors of the gift of second-sight.
Boudin, in his memoirs, tells of training
bis son’s memory to such extraordinary
purpose that if the boy passed rapidly
by a shop window full of numerous smail
wares, one momentary glance would
enable him to give a minute description
of every article that his eye had flashed
over. Bnt it has never been demon
strated that such a highly trained mem
ory can be of much value for any really
useful purpose.—AT. K Sun.
Another cause for wrinkled faces is
the habit of making faoos or grimacos
during laughter. If the habit is too
well set, beautifiers give up the cafe,
and center their attention on children
who get it by imitation. “A laugh,”
rays tiie poet, “is the ripple of the
heart,'* and of such importance is it
that dozens of ladies in this very city
take lessons in art. T his ambition
is gained by noffkty people who are too
often jealous of the accomplishment as
displayed on the staga. To be aurc, a
woman Is not giddy enough to app’y for
lessons In laughing. If the instruction
is required from one of those professors
of the art of pleasing she has no hesi
tancy in divulging her crudetie but
these artists are as scarce ai blue-bot
tles in January, and fifty dollars is not
an unfreqnent f-um to invest In merry
ripples. So the sly maiden taikes elocu
tion lessons, and selects for study only
such poems aud recitations as require a
great amount of laughter. Such prac
tice, if asstdttouv wen produces very
charming result**, but fnoh study is not
recommended for young children, lest
art destroy the spontaneity of natnre.
A voice must bo a medley of s veet
sounds to be loud. If produced with
open mouth tlmcoral and pearls must
be superior to criticism. It is consider
able of an arttodaugh audibly, merrily,
sweetly, and not open the' niouth wider,
than is necessary to utter the word
“doh.”
Many Indies who are compelled to
laugh behind their handkerchief nntjther
the vocal sound. If only tlie upper lip
is covered the result will be much-more
agreeable, and a long mouth, ulcerated
gums or defective dentals be concealed.
Although a woman’s greatest power
is her tears, few know how to shed them.
Aside from adding to the mute eloquence
of the eyes, tears enhance a woman’-*
beauty and overpower the giants whom
pugilists can only piaster with difficulty,
t hey should be brief, not too wet, and
by no means bitter. They must rush tr
he eyelids, linger like dew drops, and
when they do fall the precipitation must
be speedy. To be effective they must
00 premeditated. A whiff of the tearful
onion, a fresh inhalation of pungent
melling salts, a few grains of pepper 01
a slight irritation of the outer corners of
the eyes with a match or toothpick will
suffice for a oppious flow, and If the
lover, husband or father can bo cornered
t he shower will have the desired effect.
But avoid a frown or scowl. Manufac
ture a feelimj^oK. sadness, hold tlie
bfisath to getmp oojor, pout judiciously,
one ride, droop tlie
but not the, shoulders, nse a small,
soft finish cambric handkerchief with
both hands, taking care to rub the eye
ball down and otH* The object in rub
bing out is to havA thft tears roll nvCr
the cheek. There Is too much of the
deer sentiment when they course down
the Innocent nose in piteous chase.
It has boon observed that only those
women who are prettiest when they are
the coldest can* cry with advantage.
Such ladies get deep rosy cheeks and
lips, while their nose and ears blanch
like the lily. They truly are blest, and
can wrench diamonds by the peck, seal
skin sacques, drosses, bonnets, bonbons,
in fact, anything tangible, from the sus
ceptible husbands, with their tears, Bnt
when, as ordinarily, a flood-tide of salt
tears makes the eyelids, nose and lips
incline the
BeaurkaMe Dmratlmi to • Utile Girl.
named
good introduction,
me first society. She was great ! v ad
mired by the wits and men of fiumion,
and, .after a time, went bock to her own
oountxy. in due course of time she paid
other visits, but, by-and-by, it became a
subject of remark that her little girl,
who bore the -pet name of “ Mie-mie,”
and not her mamma, was the object of
devotion of two celebrated mtn about
town, the old Duke of Qtioeusbury, “Old
Q,” and Mr. Geo. Selwyn. The proceed
ings of the latter became, in course of
time, ao extravagant aud even ridiculous
aa to excite the concern of his rational
friends. He adored this little.creature;
he wished to adopt or buy her at a great
price; he waa wretched, almost to the
verge of melancholy madness, in her ab
sence, making vaiu appeals, and-taking
every one into his confidence. Ail ni-
fectod to sympathize and—laughed 'at
him. He was, however, fortunate, enough
to secure as his agent one of the liveliest,
wittiest and, peri.ajm, most disreputable
of the free clergymen who then “ hung
loose npon society ’’—Parson Warner, a
rollicking, Ixusterous person, at the’ser
vice of any gentleman of oomlition. This
worthy agent wns dispatched to Paris to
try and arrange matters, and, no doubt,
to tempt the Fagniauis with more hand
some offers. They began to waver. SImo.
Fugninni had now another child, w hich
nasao the affair easier, The delighted
Anecdofes of Shipwrecked Men.
Ifird did not find the Gallipngos
islands so much to his mihd iis dkl an
Irishman, who IcTliis ship depart With
out him. and set up his rest on -cne of
those volcanic isiotiC dwelling there for
seven years in a hovel of his own budd
ing, living ujK>n tortoises, seals and fish,
washed down with rum obtained from
ships-an exchange for the potatoes and
pumpkins he busied hifaiteit in raiding.
Ja4G18, an AhAginan sailof was taken
off n desolate rock in the South seas by
laint’s crew belonging to U. M. H.
Queen Charlotte, whose attention lnv<l
been drayva to the spot by the smoko of
a seaweed fire. He had three yeSrs be
fore been left there with three com
panions, all of whom hail quickly suc
cumbed, while he had lived on, sustain-,
ing life by feedingou the flesh of birds and
drinking their blood.
The find of the Queen Charlotte’s merr
wqs not eo surprising as that of tlie
Flemish BokJliatn Pi ,- ki*ian, when, in
1816, Lis ship grounded near a small'
island rock between Scotland andHbt—-
lund. Some of his men, going in search
of eggs, came upon a block hairy creat-
ure, who by fflgns entreated them to
come tocIoBo acquaintance, and, finding
the strange object to be really a piun
they took him on hoard with them to
tell the skipper liis story.' It was a
melancholy one. He and two others,
occupants of the passage boatTJetween
England ohd Ireland, hudl*een captured
di " ‘
Mm of Ye Olden Time U TTnahlngfon
CMj. 4
Be pleased to take seats gentlemen.
I am going to tell some true stories. I'
promise not to bore you.
Lemonoski came to this country many
years ago, and succeeded iotobtaming a
clerkship in the Poatoflice Department
According to hia account of liimw-lf he
bod been a soldier under the great Na
poleon. Nothing pleased him better
than to moet with au opportunity of re
citing his military exploits. It is hardly
necessary to say that some of them were,,
marvelous and always excited a smile of
ineredulity. At length a fellow-clerk
said to him:
“Lemonoski, I have often heard you
fight over your old battles, now let me
give you my sad military experience. I
was a soldier in the Black Hawk war. In
the vary first engagement I saw three
stalwart Indians coming in full speed
after my te-alp. I was urm -d w ith an
old-fashioned double-barreled shot-gun.
I let her loose upon the two that were in
the lead, and killed them as dead as Jul
ius Caesar. The third came rushing
upon me with bis bloody tomahawk
raised alxwc his head, aud what do you
sjtppose happened then?”
" You killed him, of course.”
“Not exactly,” quietly replied the
Black Hawk warrior; “lie killed me.”
A mar of laughter was raised among
the bj-stauders and poor Li'inonoski’s
yarns yrete knocked clear out of him.
Gvn. Jackson, about tlie year 1832,
gave Jimmie Maher the appointment of
public gardener in Washington. Salary
jfl.WK) a year and trimmings. The trim
mings, i>erha]>8, amounted to a much
larger sum. To keep the public grounds,
in proper order were the duties to ho
performed. Jimmie, when-1 made his
acquaintance, knew every body from
Henry Clay down to Ephraim Frost, tlie
colored hack-driver lie was a warm
hearted, liberal Irishman. He never
took a drink, save when ho was thirsty,
and then he invited nil the bystanders
to join,him.’ He prided him*,-If on his
adherence to what ho called “dimocratic"
principles. Borne hungry Whigs, in 1811
wanted his place, amt Jimmie, ter n
while, was very uneasy. Gna htorhiiig
he ini t f Jen. * Harrison in the public
longer, and rushed over to Paris, really
hoping to conclude matters. But, after
tantalizing hopes and delays, the haplots
wit found that ho w as-as far off as ever
from the accomplishment of his hojies.
The parents would not consent. Mr.
Selwyn remained lingering in Paris, liis
woes and his mournful late attracting
the attention of even the French. His
English friends, kept informed of all the
stages of the affair, affeejed to l>e indig
nant. Tlie miserable man was wusting
away—had lost his appetite ; and the
well-known English physician at Paris,
Dr. Genu, assured him that, if ho gave
way any further to tliis infatuation, his
reason would go. The family, dreading
some outrageous step,' at last /thought il
better to come to tems. YV/uhin n few , • , . . . „ - t , „
days, strange to’ relate, all was happtfT g ’ ^ ^
settled and in a fortnight tjiis wonderful ^ uin ’
child was carried off in triumph to Mat-
son, her floating admirer's place in En
gland. J f here she wns insfitlted-n* queen ^
of the phwe, undcr-care xif MiRs B^Iwyn;
Every whim of hers was gratified. She
was'taken to Tunbridge, where she was
exhibited in a oo?juetUsh Spanish Lut
and la~e. The rollicking Warner was
often bidden there ocfibdelighted liis pat
ron by his devotion to the little thing.
In every letter was a postscript ad
dressed to his “little queen” and signed
“Yonr Snail.” There she remained un
til .gout and dropsy and old age begun
to overtake Mr. Selwyn,- who died
A the year - 171*1. Mie-mie inherited
.£33,000.
“ I presume this is Ginertil Harrison,
Prizideut of the United States.”
rnii
and afterward cast off by a Fr^ndi pri
vateer;'Having fiothlfig eatable have tt
little sugar with them, one of the three
soon died of starvation, the others lived
to be driven^ju the island, where they
built a but out of what w as left of tlie
boat, and for six weeks y liVcd on sea-
mews, sea-dogs, eggs, aud fitter. Then
the partners in misforlnne parted ,t?om-
>any, one of them disapjieaiing, Iciiuug
iis forlorn friend in utter iguonmoe of
hia fate ; he could only surmise that ho
had fallen into the sea while searching
for eggs. Months passed, and the pour
fellow lost all hope of deliverance. Win- ,
ter came, and fqupd him olwthesloss.
Compelled to keepwrithiu th«) hut for
davs together, he only kept starvation
utliay by catching sea-mews, as hungry
as himself, by baited sticks rtlmi.it
tiirough the openings of the hovel’s
walls. ~ So ho kept himself aiivo until
the accidental advent of the London-
Ixmnd Fleifiish timlxr ship relrased him
from Ids dreary durance.—Chamber*'.
Journal. ' ~ ' -
i, mug au ..I'jrniiitiv.; a;..'w. : r 1
ivintimieil- “My lianm la ilamr.— I 01
pooblic gardaer."’ , .
“ Well, Mr. Maher, I like tho appeal*
ance-of these grounds; they look in much
bettor ooudiUon thou they did M hen 1
was a S* imtor.” . ,• ..
*' Ocln ita me trade; was fotehed up ti.
it; but, may it jslaze your -Honor, it?
rumored about here that I'm to lie di*
jnissod.” ^ . :
“ Dismissed for whnt?”i
“ Because I waa a friend to Mr. Van
Buren.”'
“No, Mr. Maher, nobody, isi author
ized to say that you will i>e tmndsst d mi
that account.” - . ——^ . r
“ A tlifiiisainil thanks to your Ex yh
tettey. You see 1 "us aojn ii- ‘ 1 witli
Mr. Van Burm. He always t^eaU . .
like a gentleman, hud T W’asfor hii.t; i*ut
I have no doubt aft* r we get a little Wt
ter iu-<pi:unted_I shall Ih? for you. ’’
Harrison'snnjed, and uss’u.'d him tin.!
he hod no idea of’ turning him out
Whereupon Jimmie broke dow n to the
place where lie had solne hands at work
and gave them a report of Ids i uteri-tew. _
He close*! it with this grand cjlehuuali.i!.
“By Jove, btiys, PiL iduit Harrison
is a rale Giuerol Jai-kaon of a felluw!”
About three weeks after the iaauguru
tion of TTeTj. Ilarrisou a wdl-.iress'tT
young man of somo thirty ymniitej
wdk-ol intM one of tiie liotehs of this cit;
witii a fiddle ou his arm and stud:
“Gentlemen (ail eyis were at one*-
turned ujion him). I have colu.- Ihr
like thonsriuds of others to see whaLi,
could sec and gnttriiat I could get; lint
I have Iteen disappointed in * y< rvthing
I g*'t no otiiee, got Otit of luon.-'X. end
got ninnv miles to retrace; 1 ain U*** leei_
csTf*> steal, too pround to lyg,. art4-b
conehvhal to..come in lei'e to-day anm
make i little in an honest way v ”.
Hulling theumti*>n to the word,. lie* bo
gSti to ylaV tlie fiddle, ’ibis comical
silene ufforJcd c*ai6idorable Amusement
to the jiersons there assembled. They
asked him how much money it wouhi
take to carry him home.'"fie said$lto
In toss than tea minutes that amount wa*j
rubed for him.—Sitting down and coiyit
Tng oYcr lua inam y, ho found that flTey
bad given him SbL
“ l.yGeorg** 1 ’’ npnd hc, “litre's a sur
plus of $3. Como in, gentlemen, all of
you, and take something to drink.”
I never saw nor heard of. him* after
ward. 1 have regretted that I did not
learn liis name and keep the hang of him.
Tlie chances,are that he has since filled
some high political position.— Washing
ton Lrlt‘ r.
swell, pickles the dimples and gives the
arance of '
The Difference.
There tro some differences observable
•s we journey through life which we
ennnot help remarking upon. We find £.
The difference between a man and his
fashionable young man and s dummy in
front of * clcthifig-itore is that 'the
dummy docs not swear snd swagger and
tmke mgorettes aud put on more sty le
taun t", o would be able to carrr.
_ t
have made S3,000 by Monday, and would
have received bock his margin less the
broker’s commission. This would be a
reasonable profit for a day’s work at
doing nothing. If he, held on till Tues
day $2,000 of his profit would hare been
wiped out. ond-probably by to-morrow
he would nave lost hismargin and every-
How fo Get Jtich.
Everybody wants to got rich. Almost
anybody can become rich if ho likes to
apply liimself to the matter. The
trouble is that every oae wants to <ret
® -rl ^ nnJ Beck to do tlm h 7 speculation. If ‘a
onlr^nnlntnrAOimr hut no ItlVelv hid person had obtinned control of 100,00*)
y bushels of wheat ou Saturday last, which
I eoald have been done by pitting up a
such a deluge conies on, and every margin of one cent per Imbhel, ko wouid
woman knows when to expect it, she
can do herself a gracious favor by Im
mediately hiding herself.
Women cry because their lovers
neglect them; cry because they are too
ardent: erv because tbeir dress doesn’t
fit; tbeir bonnet is being dupticatedT
cry when their gloves tear, or their
shoes don’t squeak, cry with vexation at
the triumphs of their friends, cry be
cause their diamonds are waning, cry
because their armi get tired before they
can make their hair stay up, ory at the
taunts of big brothers, and little Brothers,
too, cry when they get the toothache,
cry when the;
they donTi
cry because w
simpering set of mortals, and if they had
the fainteet idea that these incessant
showers not only spoil the face bnt pro
duce a peevish temper and petulantdis-
poskion, therwoold shutoff the fountain
tors. Aa
feotively used la
pply, is the un
questionable tact that tears Injure the
sight. Tears are romantic enough on
B ex. or In the eyes of the poet’s tdetl,
every day women should be tatde of
itarner stuff. —CAtoofO Esradi.
thing else beaide. Still' people oniy
look on the gaining side of tho matter,,
and thousands are striving to get rich in
this way. One out of every k thousand
will probably succeed. A gentleman of
Detroit^ who is worth over $100,000,
'ea his experience in getting rich, and
beauty of bis plan is that 999 out of
1,000 can, hy fair management, get rea
sonably “well off,” while many will be
come rich. He says: “Young man, save
•one-third of your eamingta li you get
$6 a week, pretend that vou get only $i
sod put away the other $2. On no ac-
cotrattpuchthat reserve fund to spei
a cent of it, bnt when it gets big enough
pat it in a lO-per-oent mortgage Ten-
per-cent mortgage*?, with firet-claas
security, are not ao hard to finjl as a per
son might think. Add the interest to
the reserve fund aud keep on putting it
out on mortgages. This method is ucv
but it is sure, —Deteotf /Vw Fi-ctt.
Shakspoare and the Bililc.
There is a way that suiam-tii right , to
miili, but the enil th.-r.-of arc tho w/.y,-.
of death.—Wot’, xvi,, 2A.
* There la no Tice *o efwp'.e bat aesumes
pome mack of virtue-in its cuter p.irt*.
—Sttrckaniof Ycnict, lit., X
How can ye, being evil, speak, good
tliitigs. (Seeming virtues proceeding
from an evil source are not genuine).—
Mut.xii., 'd4u
Where an unclean mind carries virtn-
ous qualities, their commendations go
with pitv—they are virtues sml traitors,
too,—vlft’A Well That M/id* IIW/,.i., 1.
Another law in my nwmbers waning
against the law of my mind.—Ilont.
viL, 23. -- - T —
The fiend is at mine elbow ami tempt,
me, saying: “Use your legs; tike tlie
start; run away.”. Aly conscience says :
“ No ; do hot run ; scorn running with
thy heels.” “Budge,” says the fiend.
“ Budge not,” says my conscience.—
Merchant of Venice, ii., 2.
He that ip^reaseth knowledge, u>-
crcaseth sorrow,—Ecclesiastes 18.
1 had rather have a fool to make me
merry, than experience to make me sad.
—As You Like It, iv., 1. ;
I, yet noth—G'aL ii., 22.
, T hive * kind of *elf resMo* with jem,
But aa uuklnd M*:f, tbut lUe’f «iii le*\a
To be kuotber’* foot ,
—Tr*tl. mtU e>eMk r ta, T Ik—r- —
But whosoever shall keep the whole
law and yet offend, in one point, he is
guilty of all.—Jarnfyii,, 10.
1 hit Umm tmn
Carrying lbe utamfi, 1 nv, of one defect,
Shall, lu tbe geueral ceuai.ro, t*k* ‘ OrruptlOD
From Uuit partlcuur fault, lb* draru cl IC
Doth *11 tbe oobl* *ab*taoc* ofleu doubt.
—UafKltl f., 4. j —
Whosoever hatetk his brother
murderer. —John UL, 5.
Hates any man the thing he would not
is a
kill 7-
-Mcrchant of Venice, tv.
—A little balloon filled with hydrogen
was recently sent up fr'xh Paris by a
lesmtn, who attached to D his card
with hit name and address. The other
day he was surprised to hear tidings of
tha balloon all the way from Rusaia. M.
Jaroohswltoh, a prieat at Tohigi, in the
government of Gredno and aistrict of
Bielsk, picked it up in that remote region
only three days after it had been
launch*} from Puis.
Bone ThferM of India.;
Tbe Khvber Fasa is the chief gateway
into Cal nil. Sixteen miles from it is the
city qf Pesliawur. Two miles from th#
city is the English cantonment, contain
ing nine or ten regiments. The adjoin
ing rollrv sad hills are full of profes
sional robbers; The objects which they
love to steal are arms, money, and'
horses. In soenring these they show
skill and daring. A writer in Cham
ber's Journal tells several anecdotes of
these thieves, which exhibit their skill
in horse stealing:, .
The most popular plan of horse steal
ing requires at least three men to cany
it out comfortably and successfully. One
of them quietly steals his way into the
staJJe, and lays hold of a cord which has
l>eeu pushed through one of the air-
holcs in jhe wall by one of his friends
outride. <—t—--—‘ ' ' .
Xhe two nse the string as a saw, while
the third pours iqion it a plentiful supply
of water. The cord silently and speedily
cuts its way down the mud wall.
lu a wonderfully short time tha three
craftsmen manage to saw around a por-
tion of the wall, w hich, when pushed
outwards, leaves a space sufficient to
allow a horse to pass out
Tbisdone, the remaining work presents
no difficulty. The ropes whirtr hind the
horse are cut. and in a short time he is
cantering to the hills, with generally two
and sometimes his throe new masters on
liis back.
A somewhat bold and impudent ex
ploit in tho horse-stealing hue was the
amusement and the talk of the station
for some days. Tho cantonment is liter
ally a camp.
At sundown a chain of sentries com
municating with each other is posted
right around it. This demands a gicat
number of men, and all regiments, cav
alry mid, iufatry, European and tiative,
nightly give their proportions.
A native trooper on the occasion to
which I refer, fastened his horse to tho
peg fixed about tlie miihUe-of his “heat;”
aud to keep up his courage' and himself
warm—tlie night was very dark pud bit
terly cold—walked pretty smartly back
wards nud forw ards ou his “l>* at”
/ The rattent'of this walk was not more
than thirty yards, aud thus at no time
could he have been more than fifteen
yards from his chargor. Ho was armed
in tlie usual way, with a short rifle ahiT
tulwar, or sword. .
, -.4 ,\Vlyh* iLus^dumg. duty, a -hill , man
~ni*wtged to crawl quite dose to Mm
withont exciting notice; and waiting
quietly until the sentry was near the
end of his walk, and, of course, with his
bark to the horse, the robhrqj cut the
chnrger’s rope, mounted him, and in a
moment was , gWloping away from the
station.
The-fceifijxfired hi.** rifle in (he direc
tion in which lyLs ste*'d had gone: gii irds.
turned out, mid a groat noise was raised:
Init the outwitted soldier nt ver aaw hi.s
horse again. %
To liim the loss was a serious one. r?
tho Kurtea ot the native cavalry regi-
■“menttf do not Irilong to the (Toveifiuient,
, but to tho4roopi rs tbomselves.
Tbe Upper and Lower Eyes,
“Tii re iu - * - two pairs of eyes in imin,
toid it is requisite tiiiit^tho jmir whieli
ar< 1m i.eath should l*e eloseil when the
paij‘ that are alieve UieuL perceive., aud
that when tlie jmir abbve are closed,
too.se whieli are Irinentll are ojh ucd.
Tlie lower eyes see only the surfaces and
effects, tlie npywr cvcft behold cause*
and the connection of things. And, w hen
ae go alone or coin’- into the house of
tbi.!i>hf ".dnyi werdiqi, we eeine with pur
pose to be disabused *if aj)|»earnnees, to
s realities, thu grrat lines of our dec—
tiiiy, (*♦ s* .* that life has no en'price or
fortim*, is no hopping squib; but n
growth after immutable laws, und/r
bonei'n'ent inllucuees tfie most imuienM>.
Th,* eliiiveh ia open to grea( -and sniiill
r in *JI nation**, and now TiTre kud loft-,
ii >w unnttiiinalde, are the aims iThtte
to set before men! We come to edit
come fo isolate, to be abMruetionist-;
in line, to <q,en tli** upper, eyes Jo tin
de *p mystery of cause i(nd effect, to
know that, though ministers of justice
TaEJjtowcr fail, Justice and Power fn.l
nsver. The ojicn secret <1 the world h
(lie art of suWimiug a_priynte_Koul wild
inspiredioUH from the gient and public
ami divihe Soul from which we live.—
Emerson. . *
An Item for Young Girls.
There is tv multitude of young girls
in tlie country ancTsmaH towAis who arc
anxitmV trr on ter what, they
para dice of New Y’ork lift^-aaeU «up|H**f
they will be nil right if they can manage
to eecure a place there as copyist or
book-kecjM-r. To such, Shirley Dare ad
dresees prose wise, words: “Do tin y
know what copying and book-koe*pi!i;:
means in town? They fancy a book
keeper is a young person in tasteful dress, ~
w earing law n cuffs, aud having c nriy
hours with easy work on a 'salary <■;
perhaps $900 or 81,500 a year. The
average pay of good women book-keepers
iteNew York is$8 a week, ai.d not o\* 1--
j?* for the best, unless by f.ivor, wide)
implies no improvement to a girl’s repu
tation. A lK*vk-kec{x*r can board for .^1
a week, her washing cost 50 cents, and
car fare from‘50 to 70 ognts more, and
she works in a dimly lighted tofliixto.witli
gas burning half the time over her page,
till tho bloom dies from her check and
from her spirits.” •
Iirnvsr Ilolno*.
Mr. J. A. MeBeth, Pacific JExpres:
Office,-Denver, Colo., was cured by St
Jacob’s Oil of an excruciating pain in
tlie neck, and also tooth-ache. One ap
plication did tho work.
Ladi*s A children** boo's A shoes esn’t ran
over if Lyoa's Pat. Heel Rtifleners are uted
Correct speech is snch an indisputa
bio mark of a lady or gentleman tillt it
cannot be too often repeated that the
true standard of pronunciation is one in
wliicb all marks of a particular place p!
birth and residence- - arc lost, and in
which nothing appears to indicate any
habits of intercourse other than with the
well-bred and well-informed wherever
they may lie found.
Chaffed hands, ftc«, pimples aad :
skin enred by nsinj^ Juniper Tar Boap i
The flrst’real skin cure ever discovered wn.*
!>r. Benson’s Skin Ourg. lt cures all rout I,
anl scaly skin diseoi*^ and makes the skin
moo+h and henkfiy. It is an oniadftnt tc
a ny lady’s toilet.
“DryJ&ntoii's Celery ami Chamomile Pill
cored my wife immediately of severe neural
ffa.—U. M. Cookliu. Shepiierdtown, Pa. COc.
Pubs eod-Hver oil, from selected liver*
on the sea shore by Caswell, Hssard A Co.,
N. T. Absolutely pare and sweat. Patients
who bavo oneo taken it prefer it to all otta
era. Physicians declare it superior to all
other oils. — ' •
Dora L. Y. Ricmtairp, tho sjfiritua]
clairvoyant, explains that tbe spit it after
death ia not clothed in external garments,
fashioned aa earthly garments are, but
affectionate friends, spirits who are in
sympathy, gather around and adjust tbe
raiment. Garments are woven of atmos
pheric conditions and apiritaal substan
ces surrounding the inairiduftL
A
The Tokdmeey of a Pbjslo
ismes Bwehfr, M W|burn*r, l9«*v
“ret severtl ye»rs 1 b,<iv# osea uiiu*
**« csllid Dr- Wm. Had sJislsam tor Urn tnni
*n4 to almwt •rerr cas tbrooah«u» mr
tic* I bav* ntd *vtlr* accent 1 bar* a*M »a
pruenbKt butdodf of roitl** * rer alt 0) tb# days
of my anny pnet’ee fiscs), wh*e i wb* surgeia ot
Hospital Mo. 7, touUvlll^. Ky."
* Melhere, Aftvntion ! . ,
Ct*’- Jonrf, of E.isibcth, S^w-ccr ooaoty. foil,
rays: “l b*v« d**U >n meflUclne» e»uiber ot jc*i*
led «m >»y ttift Dr Kos«r*» V***'**' 1 "
fynip 1* lh« rao t valu^bl* Kodclne I-ver wlo.
M? caftonoH’t are we I %l r h it* <'ii ciR*
tfenr W.'iot One To nber* of tbe Profo»«fei
Te»litie* lie tnrdlli i ihi-Mrieutliio I’repar
a* ion of a Broltier .tleiiilirr.
Mr. Pawlby ha< teen in tiiw dmj? b’wlurgri in the
city of rrovidonco twf!it*--fiv ts i’. rk un i pro
prtotor in, good itiTidfng, n i l hi
nflinm.—Ki>*j 1 ^
Dr. D. weyfi: "Tor many \ oar. - ? I ha v Q^uiT* phi. m»
tensely at timo*. ^ith what i* genorallv callcdjHica^
roatigm* When Oral attacked l ww coutoni Vtnny boJ
Sid could n-.t Wnlk * triers leoutil dottn tho
Wvtight of the bo.U’lotlioH, mo esem wad the
kjDuy I endured. I nlwiye noticed that before those
artit.-l.' f v;u’'ia- hldac s wefe a 1 ' •' ^ T ’
there 1 would bo anv ph::i in m nMb« «*r .m KWPJ PI
of Juiati*4>r liinba, tho color of fho ncclvtiotifi frpin the
ki ln*’} h wtVuldteVory dark and tho odor atronj, and
fevorltih. The la«t attach waa very acvorY. about five
year* ago, and! wauTonrtnciT to the li»»u*tc sovor.a^
weckA, and waa unable to attend to bus nortH in three
month*. Durinjj tfcotiuw i waa condued at home
and the time of my conYaIt4*c<nft« I cmHio cd foaf
of tho best doctor* that I coun obta^ but hoc * cl.
thorn gave me i^rminent h lief, for they dhl not go
to work at the cauno of tiie troubl. ..Having bcou ac*
QUAintcd with' the proj'rintor of Hunt'd iTomody w
tim^ l was induoed bv hl^adS g i vu ^
hojnngthat it miglit r taoh tho of tho dineado ;
and after taking one bottle! found myweU very mueli
improved, aud after taking the second I vvan.feeling—
better than I had after any ' pro »iouit attacks.
During many months previous to taking
tho Uemedy ,my hands and ilniT'r* woiud
bo very iuu?h swollen and etilT every xnonr
my—left irtdr, dir th^ renrnn cf stomach
and spleen, was very lam* an d a^n^rftive ; at ttm^s I
would be taken with aover;? cranipi over the spleen*
and bo obliged to apply mu<tart or eayenuo for tom
ixirary relief; I was very nervous' n ghtn and could
not h1«m»p ; I was obliged to lie very particular i * 4117
diet and my physical system was sadly demoralized.
Since Ihavo taken II u\t's U iu ’d * HystenuticaUy all
those things have chan/e l; I hum no swollen
•hands or iiiubs, u j pains orcrainps in. t l lio Hide,* cat
at all kin of food. s!*^p sound}v and g< t thor*
onghlv r**HUfd. an l inv kidneys ar ar live an 1 j*er.
lonn th“ir rnn -tions pr-cnptlv, dhi’.^ ta .m ^ ou. of
Ire 1 h*stf mall the j>ois »houa secretions wiindi < ou-
f.unixiUelne wholes; su*iu where th» kidneys do no*
i.’t ejiicieufflv. Mv friend - ', wlut HuntV J*.'iu’'U
.as do11t r lor me it wi 1 d«» ior al! »•! v *u. 1 1 ' deve H
to b tire iAiL» sure cure f »r :i!l diiuH^** ol tue Ki'd*
ueyS. Ltvcrand I'rtr.JfnroTTriiia.- *
1 . li. 1 >%v » 1 v. 4 4 I’r »a l Street.}
THE GREAT GERMAN
REMEDY
FOR PAIN.
r.Wrt'v. ..mwl < in** . ;
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I Neuralgia,
Sciatica, Lumbago,
istrtucnr.
HElDACilE.TOT* 1
SORE HtROflT.
tiy IKSV, sWKtJ.lNliH.
KPtt«l>«l.
Soreness. •CutSj.Gruisct.
Fito-*nuri*>*.
Bl'KXN, S« AI.I»S.
And all ojlier bodily aches
and pnins. ”
FIFTY CEitTS ft.BOTTLE.
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^ $i2ftday at hoineshasiijniadft. Dostb
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Speculation in Gotten.
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Ijtrge receipts, dull trade and tifht m
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MARTHA’S VINEYARD
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THE SUN
is THE PEOPLE'S
NEWSPAPER.
There Is noroyMery about IM Iov.s oui hale*. Il I.
.for tbe bnueat liian agitin-t Yhe royue* er,-ry lime. H
m for the1ier.li* I'em ernt aa ih.- <l*.*Kme.t He-
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th* Auboiesl Ileraitia*. n: Iuii r II
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Foe Illuatrated Clrcqiar, -'ti. vc«r
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HiorTti^nal rwfi.nbloftfine Mftktter.itnrer
fur r*ofs outride wall* of btjldiiWii^nd inii'hia
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Termft und <-» outttt
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^00 fret. Addret H. liALUTT A 4)0., Portland, Me
Strong's Sanative Pills
re* ^.g*.... .
LIVER.
euria forliasreomplaiat, re*ql«»'n, *he bow*
purifyine thp hha.d, cleansing from m l iri t I -ir.t
perfer; cur* for sick neadache, eonatjp*l.o;.«ni ily-jiej
aia. Soldbyalit jadie, dniggi-t*. Fot*lm*na< Atfb (u_
p*rticnlara* fJ .dre*aO,K. Hli.l AOo.,B,.i iiw*. New York.
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