The people. (Barnwell C.H., S.C.) 1877-1884, May 12, 1881, Image 1

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1. lu writing to thia riffle* on traiii alw«y« giya your name mud Poat office ■ddim. ?. Businest iettvn *n<f cimmunlcr- tiona to bs published should be writlen on raparat) aheeta, and the o> j ?ct o' each iy iadicated by necessary note when clear! required. • * ' ^" 3. Articles for publication should be written in a o'ear, legible iiand, and on only one side of the p»g<\ 4 All changes in adveitiremenlis must reach at on Friday. i There lived, in days not very long ghne.by— I oould not tell yon where, Jf I should try— K lady, who was worthy, kind and good. And all domestic arts well understood; Her cooking, always tempting to the Uste, Hie took great'prtde In doing, free from waste; Bhe’d set a dinner fit for any King, ' ' x ‘ From ham and egg^, oraonm auch simple thing; She had a way, peculiarly -tier own, » Of always doing well whatVer she done; Bhe took great pride in always being neat, Aa well as spreading toothsome viands to eat. Her favorite hobny^all tlirough life, bad been TOkSip'JiafBoUMJU ihlfilftg U tJtUL' *- • “ A very model,’" she at length was termed, And alT her ways were patterned, taught learned .. — „» “• “ A place for everything," she’d say with grace, “And avery thing exactly in its place.” and Hut all in rain her systematic’ piao, Hiuoe she was welded to a careless man; He’d tell his wife, *itn blandly smiling face That he for everything had special place, 'l The only trouUe being, that he forgot And ne’er again could recollect the spot. Hep scatter helter-skelter, here and then, And leave hia traps a lying avery where. At 'rngth she hit upon a happy plan Uy which ahe though", to cure a carries# man; Bhe kept a bag of moat capacious site, a > Hung in a certain spot, bukfrom hia eyes, j And in it dropped hia littleLdds and ends, A^be would tors them to tue careless winds. And thought, foraooth, St-amne euavamant time, Hhc’d empty opt, end ahaina h'm of his crinex Hut he, more running than at a d ever thought, Had watched the woman well, till ha found oat When she, aa stealthily as ahy ret. Had earned off and hidden thia or tint “ AUaV said be, “ this system suits me well; I'M not he bothered any more to tall Where any thing mar bs I cham'e to r|neat, For here 1 had my lady a hi ldru inaR 1” And any articl# he chanced to lack, Ife'd go and g> id.is It fn >u out the w k. The upshot <4 her system, wo %re hdd, Was, bring left »t*b just the lag to hold. cut for n long time, but the troiihle was, the only orchard on the old miui’a place whs a wild gooseberry bush, and there were no apples In the old man’d collar. He raised some potatoes and a little buckwheat and managed to fatten a pig every fall, but how they could give an apple-e:it on Such product!|_of the soil ■ sv Al s a w% « A T« . . s£ A 1 a^ 1 1 - . was something that neithef Sal nor the old folks oould wrestle with aud get the upper holt. But one lucky day KitlV lad was ovet/To tbcT trills, and who should be there but some Jersey man who had s bag of apples that he was willing to trade off for buckwheat. If Bobby Layton didn’t freeze to that ba&, then a snapping turtle won’t snap. He took it home aud put it in his side-hill cellar, and the invitations were given for the apple-cut. As I remarked, Sid and myself got- the grand go-by. But we kept mum. " About three mfles from Sal’s then lived a couple of girls that Sid and I used to go and set onoe in a while. Aliont a week before Sal’s dad got the apples these girls had a quilting bee, and didn’t invite Sal. So Sal got back at them Ivy slighting them in the apple- cut Sul and I went up to see the girls one night, and we made it up to have a little apple-cut of our own. Their old man didn't have any apples, either. Ap ples were scarcer that winter than scahw on a catfish, anyhow. Bo we fallows agreed to skirmish around and get the fruit for our rind festivity. We ou>- ol tided to bars our party on thsssm* night that Sal had hen, and, the night l>cfore the apple-cut, Sid and I hitched SAL LA rTON’S APPLE-CUT. up to a aled and took a ride. We didn’t I have much trouble in getting all the ap- " They don’t hare a|>ple-ente nowa days, like they did twenty yean or ao ago, * said the Sheriff, aa ho peeled a tag greening with hia jack-knife and threw the fowling on the stove. ** Apple-euU,' said Coeie Lra. •• They don't have apple-ewte a<ir anything else aa-iunMc them- day a If the young fel lows that runs things now can only nock a fur cap <* Uieir boats sad got s suit t>f plaid elothevk, th«-y re happy, and <loa*t care for such thing* as a|>p)c •-uU. I'nlese it’s the juioe uf the apple," <*«• tinned I'ln’le Lra, slier a pauw. *' And that cute souk* of ’em up prvtty bad, wfu-nar than sgood for '(lu.** ** We uaiy bee Ually good tames to them apple-cuts, Hhentf," said the Old Nfuite. “ftsrep «H utgfrt. eure, untf lialf Ute nest day if tfie thIdler held out" *• I gut-aa I never told you about Hal Isiyton’a app'e-cut, did If" aak< .1 die Hh. nff, dropping the core of ha apple in the sleepy dog Cossr’a ear. '* Humph I" grunted Daole lra. '* Hoard you tell it more'n a hundred times, and you've tuhl it so much that I’m blamed if I don't tluak you believe it yourself, g "That story'a a cast-iruo IWi,” aaul the Sheriff, "and too good to be lust 1’il tell it again. “ If there wsau’t snap in the boys of twenty-five years ago, this court d«ai't know itself,” the Sheriff went on. •• Wc never calculated to get left wheu there was any fun going on, and M wo did yon can make no your mind that on tliat day the thermometer was very low. We were always ready for a fight or a dance or a singing school, and came out particular strong on protracted meet ings. There was a dance about every night from the time cold weather set in until the canal opened in the spring and we used to make the Pike county woods just bowk There waa a family named Layton lived up in the bills lack o’ Lackawaek. The old man bad pried s piece of ground out from under the atones that protected the soil in that garden Bitot of the township, and stuck a shanty in one corner of it. The house was founded on a rock. That rock, I believe as much as - can be. fiad an out cropping in China. Owing to this rock, Layton had to bnihl his cellar a!tout forty rods away, by scooping a bole in a side hill and putting a door of hemlock slalts to it. •*8al Layton was a nice girl She "wna the old man’s only daughter, and could cook a slapjack or butcher a pig with skill and grace. Sal had a big plea we wanted, and we had a roaring util time at our apple-ouk "The uest day I met out of the fal lows who had been to SaTa party. "'WaU,' aaya I, 'bow’d you enjoy yourselves last night f* "' Wa boated up u a fight,’ be aaya " • Fight r 1 aaya. * • How a thatf* "' Well,’ says be, ‘ afn t we all got to H.tTa and bad m4 there a s|**Il, talkin’ an' laughin', Hal says to the old man ; " ' "Pap.” aaysal*% “I guraa ye better go an' fetch in the applea ao’ we'd git to lituiiMMa. Oh, wait till ye see them pip- ptus,” any* ahe. " They‘m good ’ana, an* they’a plenty ou ’em,” says ahe. ” * So Hubby gone out aa’ fetobea ia the t<eg. Hal had got a big tab an* wd it m tint rnnhlle o' the flutw to put the nppKw m. Bobby come a luggin' the b.<g m on hia shoulder, aa' we all juled around the tab to see the }U|iptaa. The old man on lied the t«g an’ dumpal her. Way I hope to die ef Botdty dwln’t dump fh»t t ih full o tuniqa ! Two tnnUtcL o' tbuiMl>-nu‘ big fist turnips, aa' not the vmi'll «<f a pipiun I* “ I bail lo Uy ilowu in the road and l.oi-;li,” said tile Shi-riff. 'Turnipe,' 1 say#, after a apt It. ’ N ’t turnip* ?' "' Y-a-a-s, turn11wt!’ snorted the fel low. ‘An that wau't Uie fun o’ the thing. Y*>u know Stub Wagner wm there, nn' it’s only a umaih ago that h« sum k> U'hctl coinin' out c* Decker's ptuv- h’r with one o’ fJeckcr's sheep. Well, when the turni|vs was tumbled in the tub, Hal lookt*l at her old man, an’ the old man looked at Hal. If an earth quake had a fell in that plane they couldn’t a looked scarcter. Nobody said a word for about a minute. Tlicu i’.jbliy woke up. '* *" 1 kin lick the hide out’n any aheep at# ■ »— 1 tlncf as has gone an’ busted thia apple- rut ! ” he hollered. " * The old,man didn’t have no more reference fo Stub \\ agner than he did to the man in the moon, but Htub peeled h use If an’ howled : " *“1 wouldn’t let my own father call mo a aheep thiefhe yelled. "An no bushwhacker as tries to put turnips oil on me for pippins kin do it an’ not fight 1” “ ‘He swep’ the old man around that kitchen like a house-lire Indore wo oould git him loose. Kube Calkins chucked Stub out through a winder, and I got out o’ the back door au’ clum on the fence. In less’n two minutes the party was filin’ out o’ that shanty an’ makin’ fur hum. Sal’s apple-cut were Imsted, , . , „ -v r w —r— an’ if I ever find out who done it I’ll gawk of a fellowvty tlie name of Kube i , , . ,, rvn.;^ tt« » mHke 0111 BWeat! “ Well, sir,’’ said the Sheriff, “ do you Calkins. He was terrible mussy—pne of these lick-mv-weight-in-wildcata sort of fellows who always want to clean out bar-rooms whenever they get outside of three drinks of court-week whisky. I had a side partner named Reeves—Sid Reeves. Ee was a team. He never walked his shoes off to get where there w as a fight, bat if he thought one would be likely to come his way he’d wait all day for it “There was a ball at the Narrows one night Sid was there with Rulx', and Hid and I had our girls. Robe primed himself with the beet the bar afforded, and, as tunal, swore ha-would never be happy until he bod ‘ cleaned oat’ every man in the bar-room. • Well, ilia upshot of it waa that Hid bad to drop him out of the window. This mad* a titda hard l^fitug batwaaa Baba and Hid, and whoa Hal made op bar mind to fire dymg tagtre aa know that Sal always kind o’ tnoug that Sid and I played that on her ? But nobody ever found out who did take thq apples, and I believe my mother is won- dering to this day who in the world ever carried off that bag of nioa white tur nips aha had out in the woodshed. DORKIlftr JOKE. "Tva got another, my dear," said Hi Dorkins, as ha harried into the house. "If you were on the top of Trinity Charch spire on the back of a gooae, bow would you gat down f " Mrs. Dor kina thought she'd jump down, slide down the lightning-rod, fly down on the gooae, fall down, and thaa gave It “ Why, if you wanted to oould park h off the gooou," aid Ms Dark’aa. “The greatest diarmtif ttsmgUration should be its pointed simplicity,” said the carpenter as ho started a mortise. “ True,” suitl, the apprentice, sowing into a nni^’“so gimtofcus lutyo apitw0.T “You rip-saw the dangers-of -republi can simplicity on the minds of the peo ple,” remarked the journeyman, “and, the effete -monarchies framed their coronations with imposiug ceremonies.” “ A gotitT (Teal ol it,” assented the boss earpontei^ “ and I opine it is knot-plane, or at least it is knot a first clear, why the same formalities should be dried in our Go vertiment. ” “Sea, son?" the journeyman asked the apprHftfeJB’C , • And the apprentice said, "Ob, yes, I19 saw.” “ You must, wat chisel lustrations very sliarply,” said the journeyman, "or you can’t at hatchets proper to each one.” " It axes my screw tiny very keenly, in- leed,” said the apprentice, “to follow the thread of his keel mafks. ” “ Your mind wanders,” said the boea, “the rolling grindstone catctarno worm*,” “All Wnrk-lvetxh and no play,”swid the apprentice apologetically, "make* Jackplane a doll boy.” “But," spoke the journeyman, “Jack- plane Is always a playin'." 'x “Not when its aye dull,” persisted t lie suprentice, sawing half way through an old hinge. ' “I advoe you to brace np e bit," said the carpenter, "and when I say that, remember that a wink a as good aa a kick to e blind saw horse." “ Somethin’ nails me to-day,” the ap prentice said, ea be pounded lua thumb with a lathing hatchet, and he turned nte to utter malletdirtioua ou the hatchet ami the man who mad* H “I d hoid you so," aatd the journey- man, conanlingly, a* ha showed the ap prentice how to gnep the hatchet, “ aud I’d hammer Uua way,” and he showed hue how strike. But the apprentice said the hot part ■ •f the leeeon was entirely Tbia do our loKwtag the current political rvaota n-1 (actual y Tht TVrtn B»|m Crawling #rd walking, Jahlttrlng and talking. Hiding and peeping, Running and leaping, Rtumbling and fatUng, > Crjlng and aqualllng, Fighting and (uaaing. Hugging and bnaalngt Sulking and pouting, laughing and Hhouting, Coming and going, Ringing and orewlag; Flajing the men a 1th papa’s old Riding the dt*(* and teaeltg the' Then alu-ulifg ai'Jd wtlh^ • 1 mSnniaand |Afik|isnni# T he nmlhaft alive to all their j'.jra. Quickly nw|v>ndi to her darling W>>a i trial p. pen Now jnpa, won't you lay down And ake a look at your tittle men Why, mother, are tbeaa out IMa That ate the candy and broke tbs toyaT Hut now I am them riding their hnrsss, Acting the men and playing tba boaaaa. ir “vaidrtf^ ^ ^- r Thr*|t*ua41«nj<t Ifi wustaiaohiathea — That bring ao much Joy aa wail aa ears I lint ao the Lord d-'th wisely ordain , lu mingle pleasure along with pain. 1 lien let ua | raj that our noisy bnya May lighten our rare#, halghtsa our Joys, May pro'» our rtaf and comfort thn-ugh Ufa, Then amoolh our |itUnwa In death, dear wife. And w»a^ [(I Sion/ejy’a Urrmi Tli* great journey of Mr. Henry M. Si.ail 'T, in which he rnjna^d the c mti- acat of Africa, was tnath the longest and the must iiii|M>rtant journey that nay African traveler baa mmbv Both Dr. Livingat<«* ami Commander Cameron had kln-ady crosaed Airie*, but they •roeaed it by a more nuiheriy and much •hortwr path than that taken by (he Amcrirea travrk r. Thtf ssfierii a KT.-st deal from (ever and pearinaM ami Die teniiil* beat; but Mt. Stanley, ia ilditam to three minify wm oous- |n lied to fiffat his way throwgb tribe after triLi* of blood-thirety and to fnllow the cunrus of a river, full of rapid*, ia a ftaai bool M a ahmit a nureeil that ha ever bred la , reach the ctrtluod world, and. had h# not been mm jwmlewt sad skfittnf m he Then they gwarmed around him, ycll- pg and flourishing their dpba and jsiK'ars. Many of them took aim at startley with tbelr hrrows; 1>ul he told his men to speak gonfly to them, and to convince them tliat they were friends. : They demanded calico and beads, and Stanley gave them ail they asked. Then they seized'the boat’s oars, and earried them off; hut still the traveler made no resistance. The crowd constantly w# creased nntil there were at least 800 of the savages, all armed and painted for tattle. They abused Stanley and his men, telling them they were cowards, fkflil 111 Fit fJljkV tajssrua tsoiitre 1st Iftli #}»*>*«* <»ij<u w»re% y wv-ir» wy Rill llirili, and twenty tlmaa Mr. Stanley thought his last moment had come. Finally he told one of his men to go a little distance away from the boat, and to engage the attention of the savages, wtulr the rret of them should take hold of the boat on each side, and, at the word of command, try to launch it They did so; but the savage* saw the 1x41 moving, and rushed to tbe water* edge just aa ah* glided into the lake. The man who bed tried to attract the atten tion of the wretches while the boat wm launched sprang into the water after her, and a savage wm just on ths point ef spearing him, when Stanley fired and saved his follower's Uf« by shooting the spearman. Hi* men now climbed into Uve boat, and, tearing up the bottom byagri*. toed to fiaAU* with them ftrefi U* *0fifi HUfti* ftireatondl the aarefus with hia gun, and tor a few at a distance. They "'MOTHKM Off* »CBTl Three yean ago Detroit, says the /Vet IVrM, had about fifty amateur werkli** ut lull bleak On* by pus they have succumbed to Hi* chicken-po*. wbonjung cough and bard the nnmher yet alive can now he count ed on the fiagen ef the left hand. Tba lateet fail a re occurred yesterday just after the belle had struck 19 o'clock. An amUtinoa, persevering boy of 13 had sstaMiahed the TVrlfqjAf in a little eeo- ood-floor back room beyond the parks on Woodward avenue. In hie oeue of twenty-three oopiee in the forenoon oc curred the following item: "Notmu—tHhera ie A Reed-heded WOman in IbiH Sitty who LickS her t'hihlern witH the atOvu handel. LRt her beWair or We SHaU pnBlaH Her naim.” Tli* editor of the TtrUigitf wax seatail in his sanctum at the hour named, when a female entered. She hadn’t come to sutteeribe. She wasn’t there to have a funeral notice published. She didn’t look like the President of a female sew ing society. No one could read her errand nntil she had locked the door. Then she kicked tbe prees over, npeet the standing-galley, knocked the legs from nnder the editorial table, and laid hands on the editor. Being taken by surprise, he did not realize what was going.on nntil he hod been shaken out of his lioots and jammed into the wood; lxix head first, and ere he had regained his editorial composure the assailant hail fled. Ruin and deeolation brooded there. Havoc and disaster sailed around the room. The red-headed woman who ef /term, ire-arc more, than 43,000 poetoAcca n Uio'Tfinled Stab s, and the whimsi calities of the American people are nowhere more strongly illnstrated than in their selection of names therefor. The Southern and Western States especially furnish many ridiculous inutances of ah- miisvI •#> ovv4## 1 faMMalrm-Jua fijkasi mktaMMfitaft-. .JCftkA. flit Tii intmTm irmnrt in in in i xnv following names, taken from ttie United Htab's Ofltrial Postal Guide for January, 1881, display at boat a remarkable variety of taate In Alaliama we find Blowhorn, Buck- NDurt, Gi, Gnatville, Lubbub, Quid Nunc, Rawhide and Sliinl*onc. In Ari- spnngiug into their after the Lady Alice, ZdT and Mr. from hia nlM would have finished his journey. Mr. Ml an try alerted from town nn tbe reet raamt of Africa—in Ifo- vemlre, TWT4. with dire* ywepf Eagfidi ( mrs and Jj8 uaUvw Afrireuk Only a tew uf these were armed with rifies, ft* most of them wore povtaca. Ia Africa •alien and bead| are used luff |apowy, I A»1 fiaitaM* Ml* jtata the** with him be hM to employ a great many pnrtcra. You will aak why he dor* hot have horeea or oxen to carry 1 his gixxla. The rraaoo ia that the** ie an t—ert in Africa, called the bite of which kills all anunala of it that traveler* have In hire natives to earry all tbsu proprety ou Hair head*. Stanley marched first to Lake 7*40- ria—a lake discovered by Oapt ftpeke in 1888, and which is ou* of ths souresn of Uie Nil*. After sailing all around the lake in a boat which was made for hioq in Bnglaad, wd wnnbaiHaethnliteoukl be taken apart and carried by the port ers, he went to another great lake, dia- ttfi, and Lady AHoe. o^fiff 4> *%* mi Airtfig a taaey ftas afi ths uuut day utal all the next night, in imminent peril of •inking, brought he# exhausted crew to an MiuhaNtad Ulan.I aeventy-mx hnu** after the fight. Inetoad of showing a to fire on Um 7a>ua, BttmLtle Bee, Snow Low, Tip Top and Tombstone. In Arkansas, Oil Trough, Sub Bosa and Tomahawk. In California, Bogus, Unci* Bam, Yankee Jim’s nod Zem Kem. Colorado boasts of Gveeo- tiorn, O. Z., You Bet and Troubleeom*. Baby Mine and TendorfocA are in Da kota. Florida rejoice* in Padlock, Scrub and Bopchoppy, Georgia has in her bordrea Alligator, Cheap, flianh— Crackling, Crane Eater, Dark Comer, Dirt Town, Doboy, Hot House, Iceberg, Pureiminou, Pistol, Rock Pile sad Ty Ty. Illinois turns out with Fish Hook, Half Day, Pre-emotim, School and Zif. Indiana adorns the list with litoneom, Bigfix.t, Bookakm, Dios, Nogo, Polk Patch, Packer Brush, and Zulu. Odd, Unique, What Yankee end Zero are in Iowa. < furnishes Free Will, Haphaxard. Off. Rattlesnake, Terrapin and Zenith. Ken tucky prodaora Eighty eight. Seventy- tax, Backlxme, Marrowbone, Devtkkaad, Headquarters, Humpy, Jambnrsa, No bob, Pig, Hcrabbla, away and Tiptop. Happy Jack and Jump ia ia Main*. T. B. and Gun powder in Dab be, Forty aighfi U IKDUBTMlAh MROBEtB. , ,, , Car ancestors bad litU* faith, ia pat ent laws to protoot their rights in iqrsn- . tiona. What they diacorered or invent ed, they concealed. Workmen werl* put upon in oath •over to reveal tbe prooehl used by their 1 employer*, uoofi were Kepi cioiwa, artisans going out were searched, visit- ’ on were rigoroualy excluded from ad- ami Ldxa operations hliadnd Um workmen tUemaalvea. The myatories of every craft were lu-dged in by thick-set fence* of em- pyrical pretensions and judicial affirm- ” atioh. The rbjyal manufactories of per- cclsin, for example, wftre carried on fit Europe with a spirit of jealous suin- - Hiveuess. .. v. ,a- -a • ? J ,■ A,<J His Majesty of Saxony wm especially I’ircumapeci. Not content with the r oath of secrecy imposed upon his work- |xx>plt>, he would not abate his kingly snxpicion in favor of -admAber monarch. Neither King nor King's delegates might enter the tabooed walls of Msinssn. i What ia erroneously called the Dres den porcelain —that exquiait* pottery ef which tbs world has never seen its like— , wm produeed for 200 yean by a proessi ao secret tliat neither the bribery of, prince* nor the garrulity of the opera- ' Uve# revealed it " * *- l “— Other diacoveriM ' bare been Ism sue- iwfrtfly guarded, fortunately for «h* of tinware ia J-B licks her children with the stove-handls had played smash and left nothing to begin anew or*. No insurance and n< more Twilight. DUTIES or A LEGISLATOR. The following humorous sketch of the duties of a legislator points out several .evils which would sol exist if all legiela- tors were conscientious: The I limekiln Club Committee on Ju diciary, who had been asked to investi gate and report on the query from To ledo, " What is the duty of a member of the State Legislature ? ” reported aa fol- lov 1. To taka a free peas from ebery rail road in de State. Dis puts him in a po> sishun to wot* agin railroad monopolies an’ subsidies. 2. To be absent often an’ as much ashs kin, an’ to draw hia salary with prompt- *a’ dispatch. * 3. To push (row bills favorin' de inter its of himself an' frismta. 4. To spin out d* asahnm m kmg m to ' ft. To asLfeasttarr&ir circumnavigated in hia boat, and discov ered that it had no onUek West of Lake Tanganyika Dr. Livingston* had discovered a great river, which he thought might be the Conga Com mander Cameron had also seen this river, and both of them wanted to de scend it to its mouth, but they thought it would be impossible to make their way through the fierce savages who live on its banks When Stanley reached thia great riv er, two of the young Englishmen that had started with him, Fred Barton and Edward Pocock, had already died of the deadly African fever, and ao many of his other men had died, or deserted, or been killed, that he had only one white man, Frank Pocock, and 149 natives—some of whom were women—who were willing to join him in a voyage down the river. He bought a number of canoes, and with these and his English boat, the Lady Alice, began his voyage. He had to fight almost oonstpet Amttles with (he natives, am the ^reat river, with Its swift current, that swept many of hie canoes over the rapids, wn almost as j a dangerous as the savages. In one of these rapids poor Frank Pocock was drowned, and when, after suffering the most terrible hardships, Stanley reached the Portuguese settlement near the mouth of the Congo, he had only 115 followers left, end these, like himself, were nearly deed from starvation, dis ease and hardship. One day Mr. Stanley waa tailing on Lake Victoria in the Lady Alice, with nnhven, and, being out of pro- end very hungry, they rowed to- tWbla.SU.lry tal aeff enntrel, • lien h* ha<l to rhooa* Ivtwcrai tiring kilbtl, to—th»e with hU ia«a, and firing u* in* brutal fuse. Tli. greater jort <4 Manley's tmltlre vsxr longht yrtak descending the CW- ■ta Btaariofi-1 tfv native* cunw* out in '(mass 1 rod totaAud tifci •« the nver, and time-tunes they attacked I urn while he wm ramping on the atewe. Onou hflyrtto -am-, taafcfttg »l hvol A.U0U mm, were aurora*!'illy beafc« rif in a sharp little. At night the camp had to bs iwotnAcd t>y a atockib- ma-te of (•nath-W'x>d, and <4ten tin- tired attai’ks of the •■neiuj. Honirtinir#, wheu tliey were dragging tl*e conoia through (he forest rtrtoad I lua, raffia, tfi«raati|h ahiihl andilenly be alive with oanuilwla nrhA had hem Mhn ta sabuah. An** <i with chilis and spean and iwiioceil snows, they would noli on Stanley and his handful of-men, shouting tliat they would eat the atrangerx tor dinner, But whether there were 100 or 1,000 of them Stanley always managed to drive them beck. It was his cool courage, quite h# much m the rifies of bis men, whish gave him the victory. Hod he not boon a man Ixirn to command, he could never have insjiired his men with cour age to face such swarms of srvsgcs; bad ha not been aa brave a man aa eVt* five«i, he conlunbvcr haVSTonght hand to ifaml with a score of hungry oannibala all at once and driven them back to terror of the dauntless white man. Mr. Stanley haa fumialied. * splendid example of what putiepee, perseverance and courage can accomplish io the Sbe of tli* most formidable obstacles, and he wiRalwayH la celebrated as one of the greatest explorers the world has .ever known.—Harjier's Yovnu People. .tmJmimi Trap. AntiquMytata Olita; flhoo VlyH In Iowa, also to North Carotin*; fllispy Eye ia to Miansrota, mi WWta Awukn in No*|>oh. H. to Mtoto gan. Mix to A late ran, lint ta Nortii haaes to Iowa. to b* I Un ware is * imply Uua iron plated with Un l»y bsiag dipped into mt* till I« theory, it is au aeev matter to i tbe auafta's nf linn, ito Atoto hi Hmostoped wean * sit vary el W> s ptaes Is* enUfron. In istannf the ran* difitonU to tfcs l_ ^ gereded hhre fhkfiHA7- ihntf Ui ◄ 1 -to. r» MtoweAsKU Ltje to he promptly saluted by a from Manitou county, Kick county, Mian., boesta of its (Asm Grit, white Bay oovaty, Mitot, show* n White Feather. Blue Eye, Cteppu Protem, Tribulation and Zig aouri. Fair Chance ia to Peongylvauta. Fair Dsaliag ia in Ksntnoky, but aha finally pknda guilty to a Triektnn, and ao does Georgia, Now York and Indi an* each have a Big Indian, white Ne vada has nothing bottes than a Bhoep- bend. North (terolina bra a Day Book, i Hanging Dog, a Meat Camp, Old Hun- ired. Bandy, Mush, Shoo Heel, Short A MAINE SBAKR BTORT. towT in U4m» : astariato farmers went oat haying with them a jog of oider, put in the shadoof a tree. totendbf to tend About 200 rev some and carried which they While they were at work a snake swallowed a toad, which swelled him greatly. He then crawled near to the jug, which waa tipped over on the ground, end espied another toad on the other side. Seeing the quickest way, the snake stuck his bead through the handle of the jog and quietly swallowed the poor toad. Now, to the snake’s amazement, h* couldn’t MV# tithe/ way, aa bo had swallowed . tend ou either tods ef the handle. In that peculiar position he was captured TTfR CITY ON BOSTON. B<>«U>n waa the fiisi solid bit of ground in the universe. The more in telligent and highly organized animals of the Miocene and Pliocene peruxl* lived at Boston. Here the Pterodactyl ■muted over the past, aud the Mega- Therinm pondered the future. The first man wa# a Boston man. He was developed from spore* out of BoHton mud. He took oat a patent for himself w> that he could not be imitatod. Bos ton was vaguely known to the Greeks. It is the real site of the fabled Atlantis Moses would have got to Boeton had not the Israelites been so stupid and obsti nate. King Solomon always had an as piration to get to Boston. Plato died longing to visit the neighboring groves of Concord, and hold sweet communion with the Cotteotdiftnz. Galileo involun- of ktores, Ft* got Oh, grvw ms track my tarily turned the first telescope in the direction of Boston. The Egyptians built ths' Fyramids, hoping to see Bos ton from their summits. Diogenes w rolling his tub toward Boeton when death overtook him.—Aiftc York Graphic. Dr. Hardiho says : "The assertion that American women are fpebler than foreign women ia known to be false by any who has employed foreigners as domestics. The foreign 'helps’ are putted up by watery vegetables and roan* bread, and look strong, but they have headache*, bad teeth, son eyes, tad they ucw teatea I went you to turn over b* hi rh# ni >n>tng to Ware my pupaff I was* you to f*mmbrr that R (a to be aboSud oprauag in the aUW I hare IcA word at ths offia* shout fifty hot you instot o* throwing ihau the front ktepR, H 3jM psrttat to this IH mske hash of you sonw » • • There # sncUisr trifle 1 ’ to. Why on earth cant ydU < her* without trying to rake the dead? Yoa are not hirejl J^o slsm gates, stoo# igs, sheas cate or whitete. louprvwt lisp; >y nnteae you wuke up half pour petosM, but Pta a patron w/km stood it any longer. The ' yon com* along here with that infernal Hally Water*,’ or whatever bar cog nomen is, I’m going to jump out of bed and take after you, and five minutes af ter I have got hold of your hair you’ll take rank with the baldest bald-head America. ■■ «: ■ y -cS* tntfv "And, by the way, how oftao ere you going to skip me tbia year ? Your ex cuses are altogether too thin. Don't try that on me thia year I I’m kind- - hearted and long-suffering, but there ia a limit to all things. The very first time I miss my daily I’m going to hire a field-piece, load it to the mnxxle with powder, nails, glsaa and broken atones, and tie yon where you will get the foil force of the discharge right bcttaW jfci eyeei < -4 yours at home. ^Tm laying for that cur 1 When you can’t set him ou our cat you manage to meet some carrier with another canine end get np e fight and raise a neighborhood hnbbuk Ok I I’ve had my eye* on you, young man, and you’xs got to step high tor to# next S65 day* t Tee, I know it’s oold, ad you have to get up early, and it’* a long and loneaare* route, but yon must afro respect my feeling*. Here’s |1 far yen, and I want you to brace up and drop your mean It Ute tricks. No ra—ou why you shouldn’t aaa* day be Pii ilat if you begin right. That’s all, you want a new" pair i tan rauremy ktart tree's hate* ■ year, of war *Am 1 rad yet I hep* "Oafi Mare tot toe rnffteoteta f> baft in %