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Columbia, February 10. 1880. )
Gentlemen of the Geoetai Assembly:
Shortly after the adjournment of the
General Assembly on the 24th of De
cember last, 1|L mas discovered that
the act eatl«l«*d 1 “an aet to raise sup
plier aBtfureffh approprtattoha'f or W6
t-
Aikea
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4m W
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;rwUh :Train fof
(Thi* trAln deiw iioVi<^Trmeci
, f Columbia at lirauukirinc.^
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“ Urobam’s
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m Midway
“ I’.ranchTiUe
Arrirs Charleston
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irfCharleMen.- . m ■
Arrive Charleston
IVowti L»»ve Dlackvtile
p hfiavj; Black villa
8 l y’* m
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v.2o » m
0.41 am
1>U)1 am
10.U8 a m
10. -’l a m
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10.46* m
10.58 a m
1 It) 5am
11. SO a m
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10.40 p ui
'•■>,40 p m
5/18.* m
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Leave li»at lesion
Arriv suguste
Leave Augusta
Arrive Chravdestoii
l*.>wu Leave Blackville^
7.10 a m
0.45 pm
4 .1(1 a in
6.20H m
8,:!4 a ■
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I’p J.cuve Blackvitle •e«»c y ru
Connects at Branchrille with Treln for
Cul * rtibia. »
Down day passenger connects trt Black-,
vtlte with''oltimbiaaccotnniodetioh train.
Wasnolia Fasseii^er Rouie.
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PORT BOYAL HAlLftOAl*. \
Ai'qista,Ua^ June 24, 1879. 1
The Ml-'Wing pvsseneer schedule will be
nperated ou and after Inis’date I
R-hlr-o 7 " It 32 Down
lfaia..« - 1 ‘ ‘ 4 1 t. L’p
Allendale 10 00 Down
^VHendele 3 45 l’j>
,.3 DAier e vexiyCse m At a.
Going 8euth.
T.eave August*
Arrive at Ventar»ee
1 Osve Vetnassee
Arrive .Savimuh
Leave Snvanosk
Arrive Jacksonville
Arrive t^iarlestd*'
Leave Leina.aee
A rrl ve Be*ufort
Ar> - i*e Port Royal
Arrive Augusta
Lesve Vemesiee
Arrive 1 emassee
Lesve Savaunali
Arrive Savannah
l.eave Jacksonville
l^are Charleston
l.yave Beaufort
Leave Port Loyal
t. 1
p CUp m
1 50 a m
2 SO a m
6 05 a m
4 10 am
7 ,15 a in
fiscal year oommenclog 1st November.
1880,’’ as ratified approved aud with
the Great Sea) of the State attached,
differed io several important particu
lars from the bill which had actually
passed the General Assembly, tad
which had bee# ordered to be enrolled,
and,, ratified as the act to raise sup-
pries for sold fiscal year.
la the first section at the act which
ttafsfil the. General Assembly a levy
eirRmr*mm one-tatf mills had been
mrected for State purposes, to the
enrolled act the words “four and one-
half’’ bsd been stricken out and tbe
words “four atari three-fourthe” had
been inserted, and In the second sec
tion-4 levy iof-three thrxisaed dollars
for the benefit of the Fourth Brigade
In Charleston had been Inserted after
the passage qf the bill these errors
occurred, no doubt, by mistake in tbe
engrossing, and, not being discovered
at the time, the title of the bill was
changed to that of an act and it was
ratified with these mistakes incorpo
rated. “
Upon thij discovery being made
grave doubts were raised and expres
sed in many quartets os to the valldi-
Ayuf this-aet, oslosiated to embarrass
the eellection of the taxes aud impede
the regular operations of the fiscal de
partment. On this account, after con*
saltation between the comptroller-
general, the attonjpy-geuorsj.aqd my
self, It wns concluded that the beat in
terest of tho State demanded that the
validity of the act should be tested io
the courts before any effort was made
by the comptroller to enforce its pro
visions. In accordance with this con-
ciusloo, and for the purpose of ho-ving
this question seiticd at an eaily mo-
•oem -by judicial authority, proceed
ings w^re instituted on the 15th day
of January, I860, in the Supreme
Court by tbe attorney-general against
the comptroller, by mandamus, to
compel the comptroller to carry the
act into . freer, the comptrolhr having
declined to do so aud having notidpd
me of that fact. This form o f pro*
this time. And there is one subject
especially which It seems to Ole should
demand" attention—a subjetf; which,
in some point of view, in my judgment^
rises even higher la importance than
the supply bill Itself—I allude to a
proper registration law. Section 3 Ar
ticle fill, of the Cbhstftutlonioqulree
that the Legislature sbair from time
to time provide for the- registrattefr of
electors. Heretofore this tfuty^. no
doubt for good and sufficient reasons,
_ ■ Camdkh, January 29, 1880.
To tin Editor •/ Tkt Fttci fstf Cottfilf!
Your Columbia correspondent referred
to the incident narfated here, telling
the story as it ttas told to him, and
Inviting corrections. As such a deed
shouid'he recorded Io tho rigid slmpllc-
Ity of actttal traitr, I tak» ates-tiborty
"of sending you for publication an
accurate account of a transactlom
every feature of which is iodeliibly
have resulted a posterity to enjoy his
fame and bless hfs floiihtfy; kuth#
has bequeathed tfl the American
youth; jetl to the wbrld, an example
whirii dignifies our ootmnqn humanity.
1 f la wfUf*g te till* *«e« mi httis
#ey* give yew# name a«4 Pewt Otic* *4dr«w.
1. Btulne** iHtef* slid eMnsmeMlfiea*W
He phbllahe.1 sbould be writtei 0* teparata
•heet*. and lie oluoet of mw! deafly ia.li-
c*ted vj neeefwir; not* wben reqeiNi.
i. XrtlelM f«*r nprliietina «keal> ii 4rt44>
ten in * eW, leJSellatlti, tad oh ealy eae
side eiF fie p*((e.
4. All chMigtt fit SdleftllMhetHi thttat
reach us oa Friday. ’7
bM l,.,n pMwnlmd by. ibe a, 0 .r.l |mpwwl u poi oT "viry
AsRembly. It .pp™r. to ho.e.er. j „ Kkmhaw .
th»t If this provision of tho Coratltu- Klrkl-tod *». tl,o .00 o!
tkja '• n<>t 10l *“ OT<Kl n' '’gvther. oo John H|r|(|(iiJ a0 atl „ D of
mor, fatorablo opportoo ,y Oounijr. . pl.lo ,»fc«t.oil.l
be preeenteJ for conplylog »ltb »» ,, lrmrf ot i be 0 , a , n t |p„. Io , 861 h ,
terp. by « o»lm eod ^liberate prep.. , nt( , red „ „„„ Ca j D K . n ,
ration of suitable laws on this subject
than now. The general election is
near at hand, and, ir. addition to this,
a government like ours," resting an It
does upon the great doctrine of the
right of self-governmsntf the exercise
of tbs elective franchiae { 4»blle being
otia of the highest individual privi
leges which a citizen can enjoy. Is, at
the same time, one of the moat Im
portant duties with reference to others
which he can perform, and there can
be no doubt that It should be sacredly
nedy’s company (E) of (he Second
South Carolina Volunteers, In which
company he was a sergeant in Decom-
ber, 1804.
Tbe day after tbe sangflfnary bat-
tlegf Fredrlfcksburg, Kershaw^ Htig-
ade aooupled the road at tk* foot of
Marye’s Hffl and the grounds about
MaryTs Eouse, the scepe of thek
desperate detencs of the day before
One hundred and fifty yards In front
of the tdad, tbe stone fading of which
constituted tbe famous stone-waii, lay
Syke’s Division of Regulars, U. 8. A.,
ear troops a
odfcopled the
whole day, fatal to many who heed-
[ leesly exposed themselves, even for a
moittenh The^roand- between the
Hoes was bridged with the wounded,
dead and dying Feder&1f,.>ictlms of
guarded and protected by all necessary
legislation f brnished eVery facility for I ^tween whotfi and
its uninterrupted exercise and freeing | mur . leron8 ^- |gh
it from every Influence jbut such as
maj be wholesome and wbe. In View,
then, of these considerations, wuile
not feComniendfog- that you should
embark in the field of general legisla
tion at this session, yet I would re
spectfully suggest that In addition to | of that cohlin of 30 000 brave men
the supply bill, you take up the aub- L^^ vainirHKatDBnhtttnmpfegna-
j6Ct of regTsrratloU and pass such laws | b | e nosltioo
3 45 a m
L
4 00 a m
C 30 a in
8 20* m
6 K> a in
H -BO p -b
11 23 p tu
"J1 IK) p tu
Tnin^ run lUruttgli 1>*I ween Angusta *ud
KiTAnnkh wlthou’ ck^nge. nfaking cl««s* con*
nre.innat C'Artnwah with A. AG. U.K. train
tor all points in, Florida
lUfgaxe ehlwked tWrnttgh. ‘
WJ- jiuou^h Df kat> tor sals M*llj>tj^e>
p»l ticketo$aes. j il \j « 'X
UoBKBT G. Fl-KMIVO.
General Si^perinteudent.
JL 8. Daxakl.
General I**v«ng«r Agent.
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i ll rloltr, Columliia & Au^usu R P.
CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.
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Cn tM.oTTit, Colimbta A Ac<fi;*TA R. R. t
Gkmrral PAM«»nui DsPAarMcitT. V
Colcmbia, B. June l, 1879. J
The following pa*»enger ichedule will be
#]>erated on and after tkia 4at*: *
No. 1—Kiyht ExprrM) South.
I eavV h rlotte,. .12:45 a m
A11 i ve o. urnbia Dt30 a m
l,.'ave ol umbla 5:35 a m
A rritV Augusta. J.. .v 9:25 a m
No. 2—Night Ntprr**, North.
leave Augusta.,14,-..... ,...,5:15 pm
Arrive olumbja.il,,'1:30 a m
Leave olumbla ........ f y,. 210 a m
Arr ive h arlotte s ^ Ia:l0 a m
No. 3—Day Pawngrr, South.
Le'ave hai-lfltta.r..
as may insure permanent protection
to this great, right of suffrage. And
without going Into the details of a
complete scheme, 1 recommend in gon
eral terms that the commissioners of
election in each county be aUthorlBed
to establish in the respective counties
as many products as they may deetp
proper, the territorial limits of each
precinct to be clearly defluedj the resi
dent electors, or such as may become
so, in each precinct, before any elec
tion, be a Uowe<l to register therein at
least —^ days before such electioni
All that day those wouQdqd .Raeu
real the air with their groan* aord thdr
agonizing cries bf “Water 1” In the
afternoon the General sat in the north
room, up stairs, of Mrs. Steveu’s
hous«, in front of the road,- surveying
the field, when Kirkland came up.
With hr expressioo of indignant re
monstrance pervading his person, bis
manner, add the tones of bis Voice,
he said. “General I I can’t stand this.”
“What is tbe matter, Sergeantf’
asked the General.
He replied, “All night and all day I
hare heard these poor people crying
tljte Cured Uli
—fMilwaukee’ Bud.}
There is a man up In the Seventh
spoken to'iirwifeTa
over a week. He Is so mad that he
other day jjis wife went to his oflJce
to get 86 to pay for some shoes, and
he told tho clerk to pay her off and let
her go. He grates his teeth when he
goes home nights, and comes out of
the bouCe every morning swearing.
She came a joke on him, that was all.
lie bus for years been telling her that
he was sure he had got heart dissave,
and that ho should go off suddenly
some time in- tbe night. She has got
sick of such talk, after bearing it for
thirteen years, when she knew he was
as healthy ns a yearling. Why, he
didn’t even know where his heart was,
and couldn’t point out the location of
aey particular portion of his Internal
Improvements. But he kept talking
4bout deiUh every little while, and
she said she woold break up that game
as seou as she could think of any way
to do so.
A spell ago she bovlg'ht oflo Of these
India rubbet water bags, for keeping
hot water at the feet, instead of using
bottles. It would bold about three
quarts, and her husband didn’t know
srr-- : ■
fTtorn tt»* Lanra*t«r ttevlMr] .
Which may Dot bo all a dream; *al
thus related; The dreamer Sad' fwo of
his friends die,, and afterwards sNw ifiem
seeking admission into I*afad(*>. Knock*
Hig. at the gme was asked bis
name, his occupation in life, artd wbul
ed satisfactorily. ’ To tbs question had
he been a #ub40riber to the Review?
go home to his etedlo. and the ‘ Abw! bp,’ —id%», { I sponged my read-
TAftiBP Advastagb or Lear Yea*.— 1
A Detroiter who was out in me oonn-
ttf tbe Other dmy to look
poultry got Otuck la a t
though having a light
at^og horse; he got eut.
off tbefeBOe, and
vehicle out.
anyltbiog about it. One night, alter
the mwpy desperately gutfwnt assauffB'- hm) tiro-water bag to her feet a
couple of hours, until they were about
as warm sr a pteW^T iffnc, and her
husbaud wae snoring away by note,
Arrive olumbla.,,,. , r ,.
Ad 2:12 p m
...12:00 a m
Leave ohimbU...,,.. 1:00 a m
Arriva Augusta. 0:10am.
No. 4—Day Passenger, North.
Leave Augusta. 6:50 am
Arrive olum bia..,., 10:45 am
I ,<‘a v« olumbla. .10:56 a m
Arrive htiriqttA.- 4 0:00 pm
^rtese trains stop only fit foA MUl
Rock Hll], CbesterjWlnpsborq, Bidge-
•wsy. Xiees^lle,'’ Batfifiburp, -Ridge
spring, Johnston, Tlenton and Gran-
iteville. All 6ther statlofis will be re-
vxTgBiMd as. flag etaUuna. ■* l ,.1
!L*D. KLLNE, Sup’t.
>. Gen. Fba. Agent.
John R MAcufOllbo
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Savannah and Chajleston Railroad Go.
5
The following Sph^duls i* in thi*
date:
-L- in h* Fast Mail, Daily, -li.i <■ p*7T
Leave Charleston 7 16 *. ni.
Arrive a RewSesKh 'iU. h/. 1-30p. m.
Arrive Port Royal, - - ■ 4 17 p. m.
Arrirv Jmclsoh^iHe - * <L ;• § B-V*. m
Arrtreat Augusta ^ . U* ' 6 aop.mi
Leave Savannah - r - ; 1 ifT»•
Arrive Chsrke^ofi 4. i.- O* 00 p. nr
!•> lJ/sW^ 0 ’M#^RHJl"4! •'
Leave dwrleetea •• > w t lOp. p.
AmraUnvanoah ' a Nqi. I - <5 40*. ■.
Leave davaMah a - • OOt*, m.
ArriveChorlearea • -r* * -kOO*. m.
- PpUmoMuareoaall NightTraiat- 'dfi \
< .8 GAl>r«DKN. iw<gT. Midfia^t,; ,
*• Qi •fWoK- ft- L *odT. Ageatf
8 U) a re 1
2 20 a m eeedlng woe adopted so as to raise tbe
precise question desired to be settled,
re-aft: the validity of the act, and it
2 #0 a m | w * 18 carried before the Supreme Court
1 20 a m ’ tb?s iu session, so that the judgment,
‘J 00.p. m whatever it might be, should be flual
and conclusive.
The case wus promptly heard by the
| Supreme Court, and after full argu
ment, a mejoilty of the court—Asso
elate Justice McGowan dissenting—
having reached the conclusion, that
the etror iu lbs first ssetion was fatal
to the validity of that section, and
havtug unanimously determined that
so much of the second section as made
provision for the Charleston military
organisation was without force of
law, refused the motion for mandam
us, Under these circumstances the
tax department found itself powerless
to raise the necessary supplies for
State purposes for the present fiscal
year without ftirtherlegUlutlon.
fiuch being the fact, au extraordi
nary oecason, aud one demanding the
assembling of the legislative depart
ment as tbe only power competent to
meet the emergency, In my opinion,
was present; and belleviog this, by
♦virtue of authority veeted tin me by
Section 16, Article III, of the Cousti-
tutlon, I Issued my proclamation con-
vinlng tbe General Assembly at 12, m.
Under this proclamation, gentiemen t
you have assembled.
And now permit me to invite your
earnest attention to tbe mfittere here
in suggested, and to recommend tbs
adoption on your part of such meas
ures as in your wisdom may be neces*
sary iu the premises.
I do not know that you *111 go be
yond tbe matter above suggested, and
which has necessitated fihe call for the
'extra session. This is for you to de
termine. There is certainly nothing
in jhs Constitution, at least in express
terijus, to prevent; and I suppose that,
having assembled, you will calmly de
liberate upon tbe necessities of the
situation and will adopt such course
upon this subject as, io your judg
ment, may be wise aud proper without
and they be required to vote In such
precinct as they have thus registered, j f 0 f water, and I can stand it so longer.
ThU schema, with suit Ale details, U ooffle to ask permission to go-and
would furnish to every voter possess- give them Water.*
lug the constitutional qualifications Tho General regarded him fof a
full opportunity to exercise his right moment with feelings of profound
to vote. It would exclude those who admiration, and sxldi
di-l not possess those qualifications, “Kirkland, don’t you know that you
would prevent repeating, and would would get a bullet thfough your bead
throw around the billot-box every | the momebt you stepped over the
safeguard which the law could furnish
aud I respectfully recommend It to |
your consideration.
W. D. Simmon, Governor.
Why and W r hen l.nmpa Explode.
All explosions of coal oil lamps are
caused by the vapor of gas which col
lects above the oil. When full of oil
of course a lump contains no gas, but
immediately on lighting the lamp, con
sumption of oil begins, soon leaving a
space for gas, which commences to
form as the lamp warms up, and,
after burning a short, time, sufficient
gas will accumulate to make an ex
plosion. Tbs gas lamp will explode
only when Ignited. In this respect it
is like gunpowder. Cheap or inferior
oil is always tbs most dangerous.
The following shows that many things
may occur to cause the flame to pass
down the wick and explede tbe lamp:
1. A lamp may be standing on a
table or mantel, and a slight puff of
air from the open window, or sudden
opening of a door may cause au ex
plosion.
2. It may be taken up quickly from
a table or mantel and lustantly ex
plode.
3. If taken Into any entry where
wall?’’
“Yes, sir,” he efald, “I know thfit) but
If you will let me, I am willing to try
It.” ^ _
After a pause, the General said,
Kirkland, I ought not to allow you to
run such a risk, but the sentiment
which actuates you Is so noble, that I
will not refuse your request, trusting
that God may protect you. You may
go"
■ The Sergeant’s eyes lighted up with
pleasure. He said: “Thank you sir,”
and ran rapidly down stairs. The
General heard him pause for a moment
and then return, bounding two stepe
at a time. He tnoeght the Sergeant’s
heart had failed him. He was mis
taken. The Sergeant stopped at the
door and said: “General, can I show
a white h&ndkerschieff” The Gene
ral slowly shook bis head, saying
emphatically, “No, Kirkland, you
can’t do that.” “All right sir,” he
said, “I’ll take the chances,” and ran
down with a bright smile on his hand
some countenance.
With profound anxiety be was
watched as he stepped over tbe wall on
bis errand of mercy-Cbriot-like mercy.
Unharmed be reacted the nerest
sufferer. He knelt beside him, ten
derly raised the dropping head, reeled
she thought what a good joke it would
be io put it on his sleitlach and wake
him up. She burst right out laughing,
at midnight, thinking of it. So she
took up the rubber bag of hot water
and placed It on his stomach. The
bag was about as big as a cow’s liver,
aud as warm as a piece of shingle on a
boy. It hado’t been on his chest and
other baggage over two minutes be
fore he slowly opened his eyes. She
stuffed tbe upper works of her night
gown in her mouth to keep from
laughing. He raised up his head, aod
said: “Harriet, my endhas come!”
“Which end, Josiab?” said shs, as
"she foiled over, “your bead or your
feat?” And then Shs put s pillow In
her mouth, aud reached over to him
and unscrewed the nozzle that holds
tbs water la the bag,
“I am dying, Egypt, dying,” said
hs. “My heart is solaged to three
times its natural size, and oh, I am
bleeding to death.” She had opened
the noBnle, and three quarts of hot
water was potirlng over him, saturat
ing him from bead to heeta She had
not meant to let out more than half a
pint of watst 00 hind, but wben it got
to flowing she couldn’t stop Iff so she
got out of bed and told him to s ve
himself. Attempted to stop the flew
of blood, and shs struck a light and
asked him if his life preserver bad
not sprung a leak, and then be looked
at the rubber bag, and went and run
himself through a clothes wringer,
and he slept oa tbs lounge tbe rest of
tbs night, and he says his wife Is the
meanest woman that ever drawed the
breath of life. She tells her friends
that Jostah has been miraculously
cured of heart disease.
fng.’ ‘Did you ever help tbe editor by
giving him fin advCrstisenleut ?’ ‘Never.’
‘ Wbat, never.’ ‘No, never, will hardly
ever.’ ‘Alas then; thou muMrablo sin*
•er you cant niter,' wfis thr "solemd re
ply. Tho ot^lel , was pot ^through tlifi
same interrogatories, had lived iu peace
and quite, belonged to the church, never
foHbcd aityone, or committed arson, and
.had been a lubscfibdf to hi* Codnty
paper, but never paid for it, find hnd
ouce advertised for ft small tniotiut; He
too rightly was refused admission, and
the two ,were soot howling where, the
lion roareth and the whaugidoodle
aiourueth, Sad Cite, and conqlume
proof that th« primer must be nourished
tod cherished irt this life* TrtkU warn
ing, oh ye ddUnduenta fttui settle Vouf
bills! '*
' •*** ibb « % 'l ■’
4 . a DyiMK War4fi.
It Is probably natural that at the last
the rCenex which have made the strong*'
est imprejsons in lilt! should be recalled
by memory. The oM mountaineer,
when ho comex to dio, filth his last
whiiper says his snowshoes arc idst;
with the stage driver he is “on the
down -grade and nonot reach the
brake; ’ tbe mmer cannot get to the Sir
pipe; the sailor mp “eight bells hatfi
sounded;” and the gambler plays his last
trump. A little girl died httre a few
years ago. and. as l^r mother held her
wrist and noted the fainting and flicber-
ing pulse, a smile came to the wane face,
Xou stand by the horse while f
heave on the rail, and don’t be afraid
of getting tnud oat jroor hands aBd ;
Thvlr United efforts felensed thfi
vehicle, and tbs returned
thanks and naked her to get In tad
ride, tthe hesitated, looked dp tad
down tbe road, and finally said:
Bern tiger, Fin biufit spoken. Whd •
are you? . , . • v . >
tie gave bis rifirffk tad residence;
and the coutiniiedf
I’m over 29, worth $500 In onsh;
kpow uh about housework, and this I# -
ifs, 1 kno$, btit for heaven's sake
don't ask me t*> marry you t he replied
as he saw tbe drift.
See here, she continued, looking
him square in the eye, I’m a straight’ 1
girl; wear a No. 7 shoe, nod 1 Uke tbfi
looks of you. , .
Yes, bnt don’t—don't tafk tbit fist
to niello * ' ’ii • " *
Stfanger. It'* leap year;.tad I’m go
ing to pop ! Will you have me or no ?
I—I’tn already married! he faltered;
Honest Injun f ‘
Well, that settles the ahd t won’6
tike A cht fieross tbs field
. He’s/
ettles
Hde. fn
over to old Spooner’s.
i.irot four
sons and a fool nephew; Son I’ll begin
on the old man and pop ‘Ifts ftofid
clear down to the Idiot, for I’ve-tlbtn-
mlxed around this world just as long
as I’m going to I Good by. filt—nd
hafth TJonS.—Detrolt Free IVeS*.'
a * WSS
and tho child whispered : “There’s nd
more desert hero, mamma, but all the
world is full of beautiful flowers." A
moment liter the smile boefime trans
fixed. In an Eastern oitt, sot long ago,
a Sister of Charity was dying, and at
last from a stupor shs opened her eyes
and said : “It is strange; every kisd
word that I have spoken in life, every
tear '.hat I have abed, has become a
living flower around me, and they bring
to my senses an incense ineffable.
Virginia (Nev.) Enterprise.
; .ataw v
•Few «• IBe^pae KIcB.
You can probably be rich, my son^
if you will be. __ If you will male u
‘'l
there la a strong draught from the itg eQ t]y upon his own nobte breast,
doors, an explosion is likely to ensue
4. If taken up a flight of Stairs, or
raised quickly to place it on the
mantel. It is likely to explode.
In all these cases the mischief Is
and poured tbe precious, llfergivicq;
fluid down the fever-scorobsd throat.
This done, be laid him tenderly down,
placed bis knapsack under his head,
straightened out hla broken limb.
red
slv
regard to preconceived opinions or
outside Influences, If these be any. In
any event you will necessarily be In
session-for a period of five days in
per J ed log and passing tbs net to raise
supplim.fracauoe under the provisions
of tbs Conctltution regulating the
forms of legislation no set can bs
passed k» * shorter time than five
fin^s. Tlie supply bill, however, will
not engage nil of your attention dur
ing this period, and, such being the
rh«t,,the^«ta^ bs bo reason why other
matters of Unportance, In no way in
terfering with the prompt passsge of
said bill, should* not he considered at
done by the air movement—either by spread his overcoat over him, replaced
sudden checking the draught or fore- hta empty canteen with a full one, and
iug the air down the chimney against turned fo ’another suffer. By ’this
the flame. t j me hi 8 purpose was well understood
8. Blowing down the chimney to *x* on both sides, and all danger was over,
tioguish the light, is a frequent cause From all parts of the field arose fresh
of explosion. cr i eg 0 f "Water, water; for God’s sake,
6. Lamp explosion have been caused waterl » More pUloU8 stlllf ^ Qlute
by using a chimney broken at the top, ft pp efl ] 0 f gome who could only feebly
or one that has a piece broken out, „ ft a hftod ^ ^ her#> ^ to 1!ft and
whereby the draught is variable and 8U ff 0 rlDgr * ^ ‘ i
the flames unsteady. . ' For as hfiur and a half did this mfn-
7. Sometimes a thoughtless person ,ottering angel pursue his labor of
puts a small size wick in a large merC y f nor cea8ed ^ go ^ reUro
burner, thus leaving considerable unt jj jj e re j e j V ed all the wounded on
space along the edge of the wick. ^at p ar t 0 f fleij, n 9 returned to
8. An old burner, which by right his post wholly unhurt. Whs shall
should be thrown away, U sometimes aay ho# <w#et hla raat tbat w i oUr * g
continued In use: the final result Is ex- eight beneath the cold stones!
plosion. LUUe remains to be told. Sergt.
Kirkland distinguished himself la
A Maine man who didn’t care two batt i #a | Gettysburg, aod| wae pro
shakes of a lamb’s tall about tbe news- mot#d Lieutenant At Obickamauga
papers, rode fourteen mllee through a hofelloDthe fleld of battlei jn tbe
fierce snow-storm to get a copy of a hour of victory. He was but a youth
weekly tbat spoke of him ae M a promt- wb en called awny r -«ad bad never
nant citizen.”—(Boston Post > formed those ties from which might
The rvoent banging of Swift Run
ner, an Indian mutderer, at Fort
Saskatchewan, Canada, wax In a tom
perature of 40 degrees below sero. A
gallows bad been buil( out doors, so
tbat the Indians could see the exe
cution, but when the officer aud
prisoner arrived at the spot It was
found that most of tbe scaffold had
been used for firewood by tbe half
frozen crowd. Swift Runner com
placently warmed himself at the fire
while the gallows was being repaired.
When everything was ready the
nervous hangman said he had forgot
ten to bring a strap to fasten tbe
prisoner’s arms and legs. He offered
to save further troubie»by killing him
self with a tomahawk, but his proposl
tlen was rejec>d, and be ate a hearty
meal of pemmican with the noose
areund his neck, while a messenger
was fetching a strap. A clergyman
attempted to give him spiritual conso
atlon, but be said tbat the white >
mao’s Whiskey had ruined him, aod
so hs couldn’t bsleivs In tbs whits
man’s God. Hs. preferred a death
dance by his two people, and while
they were performing it, hs was
hanged.
*e BB«ta ta -
Traveler—"Here, waiter, take this
stake aWajf, and give it to tbe poor.
It’s as tough as—” Walter (blandly)
—“We never ’ad no complaints, air.”
Traveler—“No; because that wretched
old cow had ’em all.”
If every tree is known by Its fruit,
what kind of fruit does the boottrees
bear?—[Boston Transcript. If boot-
trees are not singletrees, they ought
te bear pairs. — [Chicago Journal-
Then do you sisks out that pear-trees
are doubletrees?
yctlr mind now that you will bo a ricli
man, find slick to It, there is very Iktle
doubt that ydd will be very wealthy,
tolerably mean; toted a hale, hated a
great deal, have fi big iuneral, be bteM-
ed by the roalatives to whoa yon leave
the moet, reviled by those you leave less,
and vilified by those to whom you leave
nothing. But you must pay it, my son ;
wealth is an expensive thing. It costs
all its worth. If you want te be worth
a milliou dollars, it will cost you just a
million dollars to get it. Broken^riend-
■hip. intellectual »tarvrttimi, loss 0f social
employment, deprivation of genfiroua
impulses, the smothering c! manly
aspirations, a limited wardrobe and
sCfinty table, a lonely home, because yotl
fear a lovely wife and fi beautiful borne
would be expensive, a hatred of heath
cos, a dread of the Contrlbiition-boi, 1
haunting fefir ef the Woman’s Aid
Hociety; fi fretful dislike of poor people,
because they woil't|kecp their misery out
of your sight, fi little sham benovolenoe
that is worse than none. O t you can be
rich, young mfis, if you are willing to
pay the price. Ah)* mfin can get rich
who doseu’t think il is too expensive.
True, you may be rich and be • mat
among men, noble, and Christies, aod
grand, and true, serving God sad bless
ing humanity, but that will be in
of your wealth, and not as a result of it
It will be because you always were that
kind of a man. But if you want to bfi
rich merely to be rich, if that is the
breadth and height of your ambition, you
can be rich if you pay the price. Ant
when you are rich, my son, call are urn
at this office aud pay for this advice
Wo will let the iotorett compound from
this date 1—Burlington Hawk Eye.
She Took Hut At His Wotth.—A
capital story Is told of a
girl who had agreed to elope with s
lover whom her parents had refused
to admit to the house. She descended
tbe ladder In the night tad started
with him on horseback.
“Now you are sure ho# much I love,”
she said, “you will always bs a true 1
and kind husband, won’t youf' -
He gruffly answered, “Perhaps I
may and perhaps not.” ^ . ,
“She rode In silence fof a few min
utes, wben she suddenly exclaimed,
•Gh; what Ohall we de? 1 hate loft
my money behind me in my room.”
“Then/’ sold he; “we must go back
and fetch It.” ' iJfr
Thvy were soon again at the house,
tbe ladder was replaced, tbs lady re
mounted, while the Ill-natured lover
remained below. But she delayed to
come and be gently called out “Are
you coming?” when she looked out of
tbe window and said; “Ferhrpe I may
and perhaps not,” and then shut down
tbs window.
■e — * -
New York shakes a hen the fiind
blows at the rats ef fifty miles sa
hour.
A Nevada mao. who bta
says bn would rather be picked with fit
bowle knife than stung by s bee.
A man who expects fiU softs of game
to sit stilt until be Is ready to shoot
will never eat rabbit of his own kill-
og.
Tbe organ of tbs New York News
paper Union advise newspaper meb to
elub together tad own and run pap*r *
mills.
X \ iu . i ii
Before Harvey discovered tbe dr*
culaton of blood, tbe man who was bit
ou the nose snpposed that organ held
a pint of “claret” all the time.
A Neotoeklan has Interned I Hashing
machine which dofien't hanker after
ChtcfcMM, and ha 4*)U *p«*l ttW pabttd
o help him make It a success.
A bale of cotton donated to the
Hood orphan fund bos bees sold and
resold until tbe fund bSs received
from It over two thousand dollars. M
111
in lilionietbat
tbs person wbs seconds a motion in s
convention is lust as big a gun as tbfi
HftBfliBH
person #ho offers an amendment.
This being leap-year, any wife Is
privileged to go down town after id
o’clock sod hunt up hat husband sod
read him s lecture on larks and other
birds.
A play Is advertised id a fk Loots
papers as an ‘‘w porta as Itieoeas.” A
play which eaded to s free fight all
over tbe boose Would bs *a oporto os
sucCesi. . *
The reason why wa object to woman
seffrafle It because they would votfi
Indiscriminately. They would join
neither party; all they want is plenty
of candidates.
Voting n ring to thi hsbdsoffiest
girl In town Is ahtsys OH enjoyable
affair, without tbs least lU-foellng or
jealousy, aud tbe homely girls never 1
say a wordt
Wendell Phillips' wife has been s
room-confined IhValid si&os her girt*
hood. That probably explalas why
Wendell Is so good a lecturer.—
Rochester Chronicle.
Tbs rise in print paper is producing
fruit. Tbe Bandusky Dally Tribuafi
suspended lest Suodaj, and several
small Country papers are banging out
signals of distress.—[Baglahw Herald.
What part of a wheel makes tbfi
most noise? Why, tbe spokes, mao*
of cou rs*.— [ Detroit Free frees. No*
the bub, bub.—[Boston Host. Hold
on, felloes, you must bs tlred.->
Chicago Inter Ocean. • J, “ -
Down In Ohio when n young man
nos taken a girt to a spelling-school
sixteen times tbs law considers them
engaged bo be married; and shs bos a
good otafi of breech of premise if be
doesn’t walk up. .
Yeung men get so much gratultou#
advice, that it Is fifi Wonder they da
not value U. Nobody values anything
Is very cbepp; But there is onfi
tbat all tbe rising generation,
remember; and that is, that a
sure way to Incur on old man’s Miplt?
is to jolb issue with him upon the
probable stats of the weather to-ifior-
rew.—(Baltimore News. ^ - >' n '
A scholar In a country eehoo! wa»
Baked, How do you parse Mary mfHra
a cow? The last word Was dis
posed of as follows f Cow* a ttonn,
feminine gender, third person, and
stands fat Mary. 8 too da for Mary I
How do yob maim that oot) Because,
added the hi tell leant pupil, if the 00#
didn’t stand for Mary, how svald sbfi
milk ner ?
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