The people. (Barnwell C.H., S.C.) 1877-1884, August 14, 1879, Image 1

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>1 Advertising. Oneinch.one inwrUon . J1 00 ‘ e»ch insertion. 50 cents Quarterly, semi-annual ar yearly contracts ma lt',,* liberal terms. Contractedrertimmgls payable 30 Java af- Fter first insertion unlws.aUierwi.se RtipulateJ. No communication will be publisheJ un- l«s* accompanied by the nameenJ ad.lre*. of the writer, not neoeawnly for publioatien, but as e guaranty of geo J faith. ' Address, V. , TSl; PEOPhR, Barnwell C. II., S. C. --- - — ■ ' ta HpecUl Rcqifats. i. T*» writing fe this office on bsmiaem el- ways give four name and Post Office address t. Business let ten and commuaicationa t o be published showlH be written on separate sheets and the aljeet of each dearly indi cated by necessary note when required. 4Hfalff lir m&MfljLt) sltonld bn writ ten in a dear, legible hand, and on only one side of the page. 4 All changes In advertlremeafs tnfiil reach us on Fridhy. ■ ’• South Carolina Railroad. CHANGE OF SCHEDULE. ■— 5P PM*enger». (This Train does not connect with Train for Columbia at Branchvillc.) r 4 * Leave Charisat'r* “ iirancbvil “ Midway “ Baas berg “ Graham’s Lee's Blackville Elko 1 Williston Windsor JJ M A . »• u it a O.lo a in 9. '>6 a m iO.‘JO a m 10. -Ha in 10.4d a m Id.57 a m 11.03 a m 11.17 a m 11.36 a m 11.48 a ni 12.08 pm 12.21 p ni 1.25 pm CiOU IT ALL.. reooss|)f thy spjrii’s chamber len iprlef thou may’et Monfmorenci - Aiken Arrive Augusta * Down Day Passengers. (This Train does not connect with Train for ^Cplutnbi&at Branchvillo.j Leave Augusta —-Si—Aiken “ Montmorcnci r Windsor “ WlMiston Elko Blackvijle Lee’s Graham’s “ - Bamberg “ Midway “ Brancliville Arrive Charleston «< 8.30 pm 4.40 p m 4.53 p m 5.13 pm 5.34 p ni 5.42 p m 6.50 p m 6107 p ni ti.21 p in 6.37 pm 6 45 p m 7.25 p in lO.lOp ra G • m NK.IIT **ritBS». LAave Charleston — Arrive Augusta. J.cav8 Augusta - Arrive Charle.ston Down Leave Blackville Up Leave Blackville ., Connects wltL drains at Branchvilie for' Columbia. 10.15 p m 8.20 ant 7.30 p ni 0.00 a ni 11.25 pm ' "0 a m In tbe dim Is there some notii‘U ? i Let not thy heart forsake thee, but remem ber His pitying eye, who sees and knows it well— • . , < . God knows it all! ^ ; And art thou tossed on billows of tempta tion, —> And would’st do good, but qvil still pre vails? / Oh I think amid the wives of tribulation. When earthly hope, when eartnly refuge fails— God knows it all 1 And dost thou sin! thy deeds of shame * concealing, In some dark spot no human eye can see? Then walk-4a pride, without one sign re vealing The deep remorse that should disquiet thee ? God knows it alt! Art and poor, and heavy- theo In thick clouds rsKinur rso accommodatiox. Leave Charleston Arrive Augusta. Leave Augusta Arrive Charleston Down Leave Blackville Up Leave Blackville t’onnects at Brancliville with Columbia. 7.40 a m 9.55 p m (i.< K 1 am 6.15 p ni 10.24 am 4.56 p m Train for thou opprest, .^i “art oil, • The Hewn above arrayed. And well-nigh crushed, earthly strength imparted. No ft iendly voice to say, •• i’e not afraid?" God knows it ail! Art thou a mourner. Are thy tear-drops (lowing For one so early lost to earth and thee ? The depth of grief no human spirit know- m Ing; Which moans in seerpt like the moaning sea— God knows It all! Dost thou look back upon a life-oUsinning? Forwifid and tremble for thy future lot ? Theto’s one who sees the eud from the be- giaulng; J Thy tear of penitence is not forgot. God knows it all! out your heart be- cannot Then tfo to God ! Pour fore Him, There is no grief your Father feel 1—•— — —— . And let your grateful songs of praise above Hun— To sav<\ forgive, and every wound to heal! - - „> God knows it all! Musniilia Passei^er Koute. POUT ROYAL R\IT,ROAD, 1 Ai ccsta, G*., Jftn. 4, 1879. / The following p ivnenser echeJule will be opernted on Hud utter mis date : BuMoe 12 07 Down Hal Joe 3 30 Up AllenJftle 12 30 Down AllenJala 3 Dd Up IIAILT PA18RNOF.R TlAlX. Going Soulh. "Leave VuguTta » Arrive at Yeniassee Leave Yciuasxoc Arrive Sttvaunah Leave Sahr.nnnah A rri vo .lacksouvillo Arrive Charleston Leave Yeuiasseo Arrive Beaufort jAri-ito Port Royal Arrive Augusia Leave Yemassee Arrive 1 emasses Leave Savannah Arrive Savannah Leave Jackaotivillo l.oave ‘.’harlentnn Arrive Yemassee Leave Beaufnrt J.eave Port l.oval Id 06 a hi f 2 05 p in 2 10 p iu 4 u» p m 4 46 p m 8 00 a in 9 <K> p ni 2 45 p iu 4 02 p m 4 17pm 6 30 p m I 30 p m 1 20 p m 10 25 a in 10 15 a m 0 50 p ui 7 15 a in 1 00 p ji 11 23 a m II (HI a in <iioo«l Advice to a Toua* Alan—A (■rnduatc IV)r Insiance, » * -Hf ‘ And then remember, eon, that the world is older than you are, by several years ; that for thousands of years it has been so full of smarter and better young men than yourself that their feet stuck out of tho dormer windows; that when they died the old globe went whirling on, and not one man in ten million went t© the funeral or even heard of tho death. Be as smart as you can of course. Know as much as you can. without blowing the packing out of your cylinder heads ; shed the '••v. ■ t.nviii II \r\i a in Truin'* run through hot ween August* aud Savannah without ch.ingt 1 . making close con nection at Savannah with A. & G. It. it. train lor all points in Florida Baggage checked through, tear Through tickets for .sale si al! priuci pal ticket offices. Roiikut G. Fi.kmino. General Superintendent. J. S. Davant, General Passenger Agent. niarlotlc, Columbia & Augusta K P. CHANGE OF SCHEDULE. Ub V’TOTTK, Coi.tm m v & ArnrsTA H. R. I GuMiKAi. Pa-sknokr Dkpaktsiknt. V Colfhbia, S- C., Dec. 27,1878. ) The following passenger schedule will be Operated on and after this date: Ao. 1 —Nijht Exprtri, South. Leave Charlotte, 1:00 a m Arrive Columbia 6:00 a in Leave Columbia. 6:05 a in Arrive Augusta. 10:00 a m No 2—Night KxprcM, North. L“ave Augusta 5:55 p m Arrive Columbia 10:00 p m Lonve Columbia 10:10 p m Arrive Charlotte 3:10 am No. 3—Dai/ Passenger, fionlk. Ijcave Charlotte.) 11:27 a m A rrive Columbia, 4:10 pm I.OHvo Columbia.!4 4:15 pm At rive Augusta 8:30 p m No. 4—Dai/ ihtstrngfT, North. 1 icave Augusta 9:03 a in Arrive Columitla.i l:2(Tp m 1 d'Hvo Columbia *. p m Arrive Charlotte 6:30 pm These trains stop only at Fort Mill, Hock Hill, Chester, Wlnnsbofo, Ridge way, LeeevMof ‘Bateeburp, Ridge Spring, ^tihustoo, Tieuton and (Tran- itevllle. All other stations will be re- i-ognljsed as flag stations. ‘ T. D.'KLINE, Sup’t. John R. MaCmurdA, Gen. Pas. Agent. Savannah and Charleston Railroad Co. CHANGE OF SCHEDULE. .Jamah y 1, 1S79. The following Schwlule is in effect at this date: Fast Maili Daily. light of your wisdom abroad in the world, but don’t dazzle people with it. And don’t imagine a thing Is so simple" because you say It is. Don’t be too sorry for your father because he knows so much less than you do ; remember the reply of Dr. Wayland to the stu dent of Brown U liversity, who said It was au easy enough thing to make pro verbs such as Solomon wrote. n Make a few," tersbly replied the old man. And we never heard that the young man made any. Not more than two or three any how. The world has great need of young men, but no greater need than the young men have of it. Your clothes tit you better than your father’s fit him ; they cost more money, they are more stylish, your mustache is neater, the cut of your hair Is better, and you aro prettier, oh, far prettier, then “pa.” But, young man, the old gentleman gets the biggest salary, and his homely, scrambling signature on the business eud of a check will drain more money out of the bank in five rniauteh than you could get out with a ream of paper and a copper-plate sig nature In six months. Young men are useful, son, and they are ^fnamental, and we all love them, and we couldn’t engineer a picnic successfully without them. But they are not novelties, son. Oh, no, nothing of tho kind. They have been here before. Don’t be so modest as tQ shut yourself clear out; but don’t be so fresh, you will have to be put away in tho cool to keep from spoiling. Don't be afraid‘that .your merit will not be discovered. People all over tho world are hunting for you, and if you are worth finding they will find you. A diamond isn’t so easily found as a quartz pebble, but people search for it all the more intently. A Sheriff" Who Hjaew W hilt to • do and Hovr to do It- A Dr. Gray, in Forest Ctty. Ark., was arrested and placed In Jail on the 9th ult, charged with an aggravated assaul on a little girl. The same night a mob, numbering about forty men, went to the jail for the purpose of lynching Gray. The Hherlff, some time the evening before, heard of the intended attack on the Jail, so he re mained on guard all night.. During tbe night the mob sent him the fol lowing letter: —^ Forest City, Ark , July 9,1879. Capt. John pAhHAM :'-'Wr, a part of tho citizens of St. Francis county, and your staunch supporters, believe and are fully convinced that Dr. Gray has perpetrated a crime equalled by none in the country. Now we, your friends, ask you to deliver peaceably the said Dr. Gray Into our hands, as we feel that to .rid the country of such a nui sance would be beneficial. We do not wish to use any violence, but must have Dr. Gray. We do this as friends of yours, In order that we do not get hurt, or hurt you, our friend. We number about forty, and are determin ed to hate him at all hazard. We would be grieved to swap blood with you, but, if compelled, will do It. ~ Wk, The Mob. This was tho brave Sheriff’s an swer: -—_ At the Jail, July 9,1879. Sirs ; In reply to your note duty ladmlts of but one reply. I hare sworn to support the law. If I must die In Its support, I styill do so. You, If I am to believe your note, have elected me to do what I am doing. I cannot fal ter In my duty. I shall die at my post. Before- you commit the rash act you contemplate, I usk that you give Mrs. Lancaster time to take her family to a securer place. I shall resist to the last, and with all the means in my pow er. I am deteimined to Bland by tbe law. I believe that Gray is guilty, but call upon you as sensible men to let tho law taka, its course. You would have a contempt for me if I should quail before forty times as many. I do hope that you will reconsider, and that my sense of duty will not force me to swap blood with any one, but when Hie Issue hTdeath, orTEie abandonment of a sworn duty, I prefer death. I shall not permit any one to molest Dr. Gray, as long as I have breath In my body. I write this not as a boast, but with all sincerity. I leave tho conse quences with you. Mrs. Lancaster will remain here until I hear from you. Roping your better Judgment, will pre vail, leave the matter with you. John Parham, Shetiff of St. Francis County. Tbe Sheriff, with his deputy and the jailer, then calmly awaited the attack. But the mob wisely concluded that his life would be too great a sacrifice to pay for the body of Gray, and they quietly dispersed. The Florida 4'anal Mchcme. She Was I>i»uppolntctl. A large, finely-developed girl, of the blonde type, about 20 year* old, visited ’Squire Monahan’s office and gave him quite a business idea. Shs was accom panied by her mother, who tacitly ac quiesced In what occurred. The young lady beckoned the Justice out into tbe hall, and entered at once into the pur pose of her call. She said that she frequently read in the papers how he frequently married Macoupin county people, and she wanted to know what he could do for her. Ho asked her • ' \5 ‘ what she meant. She said she meant bualoetw. She Wanted & hifstrand, and she supposed he always knew of a lot of fellows that a girl might have her pick from. She said she flldn’t want any of these city chaps, no matter how rich they might bo, or how good look ing, for she understood they had a way of always fooling girls. She had been all her life on a farm, and she would like to marry nome man that was a farmer. Of couA#, she said, if he owned a farm, it would bs preferable, but she wouldn’t Insist on that. She just wanted a good steady farmer, and she’d make him a first-rate wife. The ’Squire told her It was true that he frequently married people from her county of Macoupin, but they always date her, but Just at the present time he was out of odd farmers. She ex pressed regret at this Information, and said again that she supposed eh have no trouble In finding one of those city chaps, but she wasn’t going to al low herself to be fooled If she knew It. So since tbe ’Squire couldn’t provide her with a husband Just now, she’d just go back home and wait awhile. Her name she said was Mary Kauf- raann. Hiio spoke very clear English, although her mother seemed to be German, and It was very evident that she was sincere in her application. ’Squire Monahan is now busily figur ing on a branch business which shall make the office of Justice of thfc ffeace remunerative. He desires all young farmers who desire to get married and have no selection made to send him their applications. He makes the same The Prefits of" Farming. It is now estimated that the wheat crop of Indiana for this year will be from 40,000,000 to 50.000,000 bushels, and will bring Into tbe State and add to Its Invested wealth from $35,000,000 to $40,000,000. No such sum has ever been added to the wealth of a State with as little risk or as great profit upon the capital and labor Invested. It Is not an unusual or exceptional thing for the product to be equal to one-half tho value of the soil that pro duced wheat equal in value to tbe fhnd prod uclng it. Tbe product of corn has been very little behind that of wheat in point of profit. This, of course, is not a common or even an average re sult, taking one year with another. The past three have been favored years with the farmers, and the farm er who has not done well during that period may reasonably conclude that there Is something wrong lir bis case demanding investigation. We make no reference here to Indebtedness and embarrassment from that cause, under which thousands of farmers are labor ing In common with all other classes. Such indebtedness. In nine cases out of ten, Is tho result of some other cause than following their agricultural pur suit. Considering, therefore, the prof it of the business as it Is pursued by came in pairs, and he had no odd ones on hand. He would like to accommo- average Western farmer, what may It be made when, by diligent research and experience It Is brought to that degree of perfection which has been attained in England and in some of the New England Suites ?—Indianapolis Journal. r—» ' ■ ■ ' — - The Way to Expostulate. Kindness Is a fine thing, but It can be misplaced. There are situations In this life where politeness and suavity are not so useful and effective as a good club. The New York papers are busily engaged In discussing what Is the proper thing to do when a burglar enters a house In the still watches of the night. It must be admitted that a vast majority are In favor of getting under tte bed or behind the door. There Is also an Immense preponder- ancs of public sentiment in favor of lying still and pretending that a sound Why a Bridal Trip was hot Takes. —Quito a sensation occurred In Craw ford county, not far from Fort Valley, rcquasLxtl-young ladies, and but loess i. sleep makes us- oblivious- to burglars. week.. A young gentleman was t.p ^ --— -*» —or other doings. It is almost unanl- *’“®* K “*'" **“ - -a-'- maKOe tn ® roman in the Morgan street court will proba bly be booming In a few days.—St. Louis Republican. ^ ^ - Leftve Charleston - - w t 15 a. m. Arrive at Savannah 4 - - 1 00 p. m. Arrive Fort Boyal - - ■ 4 17 p. tn. Arrive Jacksonville •* * 6 35 a. m Arrive at Augusta - • - . 6 30 p. m. Leave Savannah - - t 15 p. n. Arrive Charleston - - • ) _ H 9 00 p. at- Night Train, Daily. Leave Charleston •o - 8 lOp. m. Arrive Savannah - • 40 a. m. Leave Savannah - 9 00 p. in. Arrive Charleston - - ’ . 8 00 a. TO Pullnwn ears on all Night Trains. C. 8. GADSDEN, Engr. and Supt. 8. C. DviUton. O. F. and! Agent. - 0 ' *■. - • »- «V v ! 'Where lie dot Ills Sermon. _____ ' >—•— ' r The Watchman tells this sermon stealing story of a young man who stood before a t’resbytory in SooUaod asking ordination. Frinclpal Robinson was Moderator. The young man was rigidly eiamlned, and asked to preach. The examination and the sermon were both satisfactory. The candidate re tired, and the Moderator said : “ I feel compelled to say that the sermon which the young man has preached is not bis own. It is taken from an old volume of sermons, long out of prink Where he found it I don’t know. I supposed the only copy of the volume to be found was in my libfary and tbe candidate has no access to that.” The youne man was called In and asked if the sermon he had preached was hie own. "No,” he frankly said; "I was pressed for time. The sermon I preached was one which I had hoard Principal Robinson preach some time ago. 1 took notes of it, and liked It so well that I wrote It out from mem ory and have preached it to-day.” No thing was said j there was nothing to be said! Washington, Augusts.—The Florida Canal project flourishes apace. Lloyd Aspinwall has been here for a-day or two In consultation with Senator Jones, of Florida, but left last night for New York. He says be has made arrange ments with French capital for building a ship canal across the Isthmus of Florida from Cedar Key to the mouth of Ht. Johns River, which will make a saving of about one thousand miles in the water-route from New Orleans to New York. All that is now required Is the right of way through Florida and a law of the Florida Legislature granting exemption from taxation for a period of twenty-five years. This will require a special charter of the Legislature, and strong Influences are at work to get this through at a called session of the Legislature. The Brench capitalists sent an agent herfc to In vestigate the matter, and It Is under stood that upon his recommendation the money will be paid. A full corps of engineers Is to begin at once to make surveys to ascertain tho best route. Henator Jones says It is a great enterprise, and will benefit Southern commerce beyond exprea- gtbff. The Emperor of Germany neither smokes nor snuffs, but is very fond of flowers and fresh air. He drinks but very little wlue, but has a good appe tite for solid nutriment. He Is an early riser. He sleeps on a very hard bed under the lightest of covering, and his first meal is a cup of coffee and a bis cuit His midday meal is taken as If he had suddenly dismounted at a way- side Inn, and desired to snatch a morsel of nourishment before pressing on to engage tbe enemy. On tho ledge of a book-case, bearing tbe Inscription Krlegsgechltchte, the Emperor’s frugal lunch is placed, which he always takes alone, not even sitting down tbe while, but wandering about tbe room open ing a volume or examining the various objects of art and beauty stored in perplexing profusion around. Tbe property left to Mr. Jefferson Davis by the late Mrs, Barak A. Dorsey Is valued at 1250,OQO. " r An Flopement Fra«trated. An English girl, near Manchester, tied a string to her toe and let It—the string, not the toe—hang out the win dow for a gentleman friend to pull In order that she might not miss her mu sic lesson. The rector of the church, It is further stated, hearing of the ar rangement, refused tbe couple tbe sac rament And this reminds us of a lit tle story. Once upon,a tithe a young lady who desired to get up with the lark in order to go on an eloping tour, adopted the English girl’s plan, and the lover was to be on hand at day break to give the signal. The string used for tho pedal was a stout cord, and one end was dropped out a third- story window into the back yard and the other end attached to the damsel’s great toe. And the legend runs that a healthy goat of the William persuas ion arose early the next morning to look for the early worm, as it were, and wandered lato the yard ; after eat ing up all the tomato cans, barrel staves, and broaen crockery ware, he found the string and took that In as desert. As soon as the string was drawn taut the goat stood upon his hind legs and gave the string an im pulsive jerk. The girl awoke. The goat gave another sudden pull, and the maidenjumped out of bed with a smoth ered cry of pain. Then she stooped down to detach the cord Just as th$ ridiculous beast gave another violent jerk, and she lost her equilibrium— and her toe, too, almost—the cord out ing into the tender flesh. She sprang to the window and called in a hoarse whisper, “stop pulling, Charles, I’ll be down in a minute.” Then she made another effort to untie the cord, but that diabolical goat gave bis head sev eral angry bobs, and each time the girl gave a cry of pain. Again she softly called out in the darkness: ‘‘Charlie, If you don’t stop Jerking that way I’ll not come down at all.” She was answered by another savage pull, and the cry of anguish that es caped from her lips brought her mo ther In with a look of affright and a lighted lamp. The young lady fainted, the elopement was nipped in the bud, and the disappointed maiden’s big toe was sore for two weeks. The goat es- caped. . _ There appears to be small likelihood that Mrs. Dorsey’s will, bequeathing Jefferson Davis her fortune of a quar ter of a million, will be successfully contested. Tbe heirs at last advices were endeavoring to And some lawyer who would take the case on a contin gent fee, but so far the evidence of fib- due Influence appears to be too flimsy to make it probable that any lawyer will take up the contest. —. " 1 • ~ •^e- l r mously agrbed by the New York press that ibe line, “deal gently with the ear ing,” does not apply to tbe catffl of a burglar. It does not do to accost the burglar as If be bad entered tbe wrong house. Mr. Biyant, of Harlem, did that the other night, and received a blow over tho head from a jimmy for his pains. Mrs. Hull expostulated with the burglar who entered her room and lost her life in consequence. The gen CUT Till* our. Table of Wciffbiaand Jlcaearcu. Wheat Shelled Corn Corn In Ear..... Peas... 70 Rye Oats.-.....: Barley. Irish Potatoes.. Sweet Potatoes. White Beans.... Castor Beans... •••••• tilj • « 4:1 • • » A •• 55 •»•••••••*••«» 58 Clover Seed..... Timothy Seed.. Flax Seed Hemp Seed Blue Grass Seed. Buckwheat *•«••••••»*••( 60 •"f ^6 • ••••••••••a**, 41 .A•.*.«« • sins Dried Peaches aft Dried Apples... Onions. Salt Turnips........... 65 Plastering Hair.:". 8 Unalackel Lime 80 Coro Meal. . 48 Fine Balt 54 Ground Peas. N5 CottonSeed 80 NEW* AVin OTHERWIMF. - The Rev. Dr. Talmage is paid $130 a letter by a New Yo’rR Stofy paper fof which he scribbles. An editor In Memphis thinks that there Is but one eye for the yellotf favor, and thdt isfllgnt. vigorously ap- plied. ■ 1 *- * ■ ■ < ■ ■■ i hi ^. i An rlght-year-oM girl at Lower Ter- robone, La., has “a full beard of ex quisite fineness” and “a voice coarse and Arm.” Young housewife: " What rhisorabie little eggs again I You really mus£ tell them, Jane, to let the hena sit oa them a little longer 1” Yes,” said a Tekas lawyer, who was defending a murderer, “the prisoner at the bar will prove an alibi. Centle- mefi, we shall prove that the murdered man wasn’t there.” It Is little wonder that Memphis peo- )le flee ffbm the yellow fever. That terrible scourge has killed 21,000 peo ple In this country within tbe past ten years. Of thta number 14,000 died last year. Strange as it may appear It is said that many tramps are moving on Mem- )bl> to share free food and possible S "under. If there Is any thing human at tbe yeHow fever Is afraid of It must be a thoroughly filthy tramp. PATHWAt TO THE PbLB.—A dispatch from Berlin to tbe London Standard confirms the report received at Stock holm that Prof. Nordenskjold, having ■low to Take Fife. Take life like a man. Take It lust as though It was—as It Is—au earnest, vital, essential affRr. Take It just as though you were personally born to the task of performing a merry part In It, as though tbs world waited for your coming. Take It as though It was a grand opportunity to do and to achieve to carry forward grsat ^and good schemes ; to help to ©beer a suffering, got clear of thaloe.has passed Behring’s weary, It may be, broken hearted brother. The fact Is, life Is underval ued by a great majority of mankind. It Is not made half as much of as should be the Case. Where Is the man or wo man that accomplishes one tithe cf what might be done? Who cannot look upon opportunities lost, plans un achieved, thoughts crushed, aspira tions unfulfilled, and all caused from the lack of the necessary and possible effort? If we knew better bow to take and make the most of life, It would be better than It Is. Strait, thus accomplishing the North east passage. The wife of tbe sheriff of Horrid county, 111., la small, delicate, and hab- * tually screams at mice, but when a stalwart prisoner escaped from his cell and ran through her room, with a re-' volver In his band, she tripped bios, threw herself upon bis prostrate body, and held him down until her hueband came. , ... Tbe Hudson may be a very beautiful river, but along Its backs there are places where it Is rather dangerous to reside. Malarial fever has made its appearance along its banks and is al most as deadly as yellow fever. This, with the minor misery of musqultoes, have been married to a very estimable young lady. The Invited guests had assembled; the clergyman was present, rekdy to perform bis part; the table was prepared with the Usual dainties which so pleasantly assist Iu making merry such occasions; the brids was adorned for her hueband in all her bluthlng beauty and angelic loveliness, with a throbbing heart, anxiously awaiting the arrival of her betrothed. At a tardy hour he arrived. His ap- oral verdict Is, that as soon as a burg-, pearanco told too well that he bad lar enters tbe house'he should be first riddled with bullets and expostulated with afterwards. A burglar Is always more amenable to reason when he has from two to five ounces of load in him. He then begins to see the error of his ways, and any remarks that the house holder may eee fit to bestow upon him will make a greater Impression than at any other time. If any one attempts to burglarize your bouse, shoot him on the spot.—Detroit Free Press. A Quaker I’rintcr’s I’rovcrbs Never send an article for publication without giving the editor thy name, for thy name oftentimes secures publi cation to worthless articles. Thou shouldst not rap at the door of a printing office, for he that an- ewereth the rap sneoreth In hla sleeve and loseth time. Never do thou loaf about, nor knock down type, or the boys will lore thee as they do the shade trees—when thou leaves t. Thou shouldst never tead the copy on the printers’ cases or the sharp and hooked container thereof, or he may knock thee down. Never Inquire of the editor for news, for behold it is his business to give It to thee at the appointed time without asking for It. It is not right that thou shouldst ask him tVho Is the author of an article, for It is his duty to keep such things unto himself. When thou dest enter his office, take heed unto thyself that thou dost not look at what concerns thee not, for that Is not meet in the sight of good breeding. Neither eiamlne thou the proof-sheet for it is not ready to meet thine eye that thou mayst understand. Thou shouldst not delude thyself with the thought that thou saved a few cents when thou hast secured a dead head copy of his paper, for while tbe printer may smile and say it It’s al right, he’ll never ferget thy meanness broken his pledge, so sacredly given, to drink no more. The resolute young maid rose to her feet and with a de termination spoke in words too plain to be misunderstood, "f will never marry you, sir.” Friends Interceded and earnestly besobght the young he roine to retract her words; ths young bridegroom pleaded with all the ve hemence and eloquence of a lover, but still'the maid would have her way, and say nay. She boarded the train n a day or two for Southwest Georgia, and took tho bridal tour without tbe would-be bridegroom. A patty of newly-arrived Icelanders now are In New York, and although It Is the hottest part of our hot summer, they have refused hitherto to lay of’ their national dress. Heavy jackets, flannels add fun that must produce the moat sweltering discomfort ueem to them more attractive than the light est and most seasonable costume. The Wrath to Come.—The colored people of both the town and country have been for tbe past two weeks deeply stirred up In matters of relig Ion. The excitement at the colored Methodist and Baptist Churches in town has been going on lor days, and tbe fervor that prevails has never been precedented. Hell and damna tlon have been portrayed to the Im-i mense congregations In such black anc hideous terms that some are even crazed in their efforts to "flee from the wrath to come.” The mourners swoon at the altar, and remain motionless and seemingly lifeless for hours at a time. Two poor, unfortunate crea tures are raving crazy. One of these has been adjudged a lunatic and now conflijcd in jail. The church has been kept open the whob night long, and the doors were only closed when daylight drove the crowd aWay. The. excitement has at present somewhat subsided, but the theme of religion is the first thing in the morning and the last thing at night.—Chester Bulletin. Charles Lamb said that a laugh was worth a thousand groans in any state of the market. Hume said he would rather possess a cheerful disposition than with a gloomy mind to be the master of an estate ef £10,000 a year. Cheerful teachers make cheerful schol ars, and both not only do more and better work, but do It with less friction and lees strain to physical or m,ental powers. Cheerf ulness In a school-room is worth more than costly furniture and liberal appointments. A grumb ling, whining, fault-finding teacher, for ever couplainieg of the natural dis position of youth, is out of place In a room which should be Ailed with tbe sunshine of eheerful faces and hap py hearts. as a summer resort It is repotted that k fatal epidemic Is taging In the neighbor!]bed of Ho boken, Oa., on the Brunswtek and Al bany Railroad, about forty-live miles from Brunswick. The disease la said' to be very much like diphtheria, and seems to have completely baffled the skill of the physicians. Several deaths have already occurred, and tbs disease Is still spreading. » Tbs Philadelphia Record charges that of two hundred and one bodies reported as burled by the coroner In the Potters Field only eighty-one reached tbe grounds, the remainder having boon sold a» subjects for the dissecting room. The coroner receives a tee of eight dollars for burying an adult and five for a child, and If thS Record’s statement^ are correcf, tbe city has paid the coroner nearly one the usand dollars for Interments that have never been made. Senator Bayard was interviewed just before leaving for Europe. He IS abundantiy satisfied with what the Democrats have gained by the extra session, thinks Hayes has been cap tured by tbe stalwarts, points od: that the Executive has claimed dangerous powers, aud finally considers ths re sults of the extra session to have been favbrable to the good government of the country, and creditable to the Democratic majorities, by whose ex ertions these valuable reforms hays been achieved, despite the obstruotlve- ness of a Republican Executive. Thomas Routledge, a leading paper manufacturer of England, Is endeavor ing to Induce capitalists to utilize the jungles of bamboo In India and Brit ish Burmab. The young shoots of the jungle grass yield a fibre excellently adapted to paper making, and at a coat compared with Esparto grass, In the proportion of $7 50 to $60 a ton. The latter grass comas principally from Algeria and other Barbary States! and. In addition to being unsatisfac tory In quality, a sufficient quantity cannot be obtained. English paper makers are, therefore, often driven to manufacture with wood fibre and china clay. ‘ Said a young lady to the editor a few evenings since, “ M^ sweetheart is a farmer and has great, large eoroe In the palms of both bands. Bat though his hands are hard, rough and tanned, ho has a kind and noble heart.” Wo asked If tbe young swain had onn hun dred acres and a mule of his own. The reply was that be bad two hundred acres and two muiea We pronounced him a bonanza king, and told our fair friend to catch him If she oou}d. We advise all our lady raadeca to be on the lookout for all sueh Chance*. These hardy ploughmen are the Independent sovereigns ef the land* and tbe salt of the earth. Would 1 were more of them* <3