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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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By Otbora*
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I WON'T NEED THESE
BOOTS—WHERE'S THE
OLD SPIKED SHOES
OF MIME 2
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POP— With Mint Sauce
SO IF THE LITTLE LAMB
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AWAY THE WOLF WOOLDNT
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Good Business
The children were on their way
back from schooL and were dis
cussing the jobs which their respec
tive parents did.
“My father's a butcher.” said the
first proudly.
“And mine's s leweier,” replied
the second haughtily.
They turned to the third.
“What do your people do?” they
asked.
“They're in the iron and steel
trade.” came the answer. “Mother
Irons and father steals."—Answers
Magazine.
BED TOYS
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Reasonable
“Have you anything to say before
1 pass sentence on you?”
“Yes. your honor, 1 should like
you tc have your lunch first”—
Farm & Ranch.
Gonrmaad
Miss Sweet—But Tom. be says 1
look good enough to eat
Tom—You lust ought to seo the
things be eats at the lunch counters.
—Philadelphia Bulletin.
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TF YOU’RE a bit behind in the
A thrilling game of Sew-Your-
Own, Milady, why not take ad*
vantage of the holiday season and
catch up? Today’s trio if especial
ly right for “vacation sewing” be
cause it consists of simple prac
tical pieces that require little time
and trouble. Make all three and
you’ll have gone a long way
toward putting the old punch back
in the game.
Streamlined Styling.
The slip at the left is all you
could wish for from the standpoint
of styling. It offers superb lines
from the moderately low cut V
neck, through the dart-fitted waist
right down to the very hem. The
clever overlapping back is light
proof and provides an action pleat
so necessary for complete satis
faction. Important, too, is the
fact that you may choose the ma
terial you wish in your own color.
Better make it in duplicate for
many meticulous months ahead.
Pretty in Sheer Wool.
The two-piece in the center is,
like the slip, heavy on style. The
defined waist is effectively young
as is the flowing skirt and little
round collar. It ia just the frock
to give one lots of git-up-and-git
for the second semester, or “to
break the ice” whenever one is
anxious about one’s appearance.
It can be the height of chic in sheer
wool—very pretty in flat crepe.
Modern Home Dress.
When it’s home you’re thinking
of you naturally turn to a frock
like the third member of the trio
at the right. This button-aU-the-
way model ia different enough to
delight you and simple enough to
set you sewing at sight. It is cut
for comfort but with an ever
watchful eye on that elusive little
thing called chic. Crisp contrast
may be had in the collar and cuffs
and in that trim row of buttons
that march down the line—and
then back again. Look fresh in
your version in pretty percale.
The Patterns.
Pattern 1946 is designed for
sizes 14 to 20 (32 to 44 bust). Size
16 requires S% yards of 81 inch
fabric. One yard of ribbon in
required for shoulder straps.
Pattern 1404 is designed for
sizes 12 to 80 (30 to 88 bust). Six*
14 requires 4^ yards of SB inch
material.
Pattern 1390 is designed for
sizes 34 to 48. Sim 86 requirss 4% •
yards of 39 inch material. Tte.
collar and cuffs in contrast in
quire l Vi yards materiaL
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept., Room 1080,
211 W. Wacker Dr., Chicago, HL
Price of patterns, 18 cents (la
coins) each. *
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ILtcle Phil
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Respect Due Precedent
Respect for precedent has i
solid basis. Don’t be contemptu
ous of precedent, but study its
claims to authority.
Gossip thrives less among men
particularly because it means
black eye if not worse.
It is nonsense to say that no
one is interested in the troubles e'
others. We’re not an i«»inm»i«,
Men have had but one burst o'
extravagance in clothing in the
last 30 years. It was when they
paid $8 for a silk shirt.
But Is H«?
By his reason a man endeavors
to prove that he ia rid of some
of his primitive instincts.
There is always a welcome
place in the world for the young
woman who Is determined to be
a lady.
Women often say it is hard to
please men by the way they dress;
but let a man pick out a woman’s
sartorial outfit and she’d be
fright.
Or Lacks So in Curiosity?
A phone won’t bother you if you
calmly go on writing and let i
ring; but who has a seraphic tem
per like that? •
If yon want to enjoy retrospec
tion, recall your happiness, not
your sorrows.
It is hard to conceal contempt.
Something besides words gives you
away.
Human conscience began to
function thousands of years ago
There is a lot of it in the Bible.
"Quotations'
Men sra act free la lave
fallow man when they an
by lava af sain.—Dr. Elmtr
worth Brown.
Men aeldam, ar rath
length af time aUl
rebel against
deserve rebelling
There is aa grm
to be eoasdaas af
Premiss is
least is
Light
heavy.—Bar kart
Happiness cannot bn I
soaking it—Dr. PkiUipo
Osgood.
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