The Barnwell people-sentinel. (Barnwell, S.C.) 1925-current, March 31, 1932, Image 2
The Barnwell People-Sentinel
JOHN W. HOLMES
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THE BARNWELL PEOPLE-SENTINEL, BARNWELL, SOUTH CAROLINA
THURSDAY, MARCH 31, .1932.
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THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 1932.
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% Here’s something else to worry
^ibout: Babe Ruth, king: of swat, has
been forced to accept a salary cut of
$5,000 a year—from $H0,000 all the
uay down to only $75,000. .
Nobody’s Business
By Gee McGee.
How to Get a Job Under Uncle Sanl.
1 helped ah ex-service man make
out an application for a position in
the government * service the [other
day, and to the best of my recollec
tion—here are about 3 percent of the
questions he had to answer:
1. Give ycur name, agre, height,
width and diameter, and last address.
2. Were you killed in France, Bel
gium, Europe,‘Asia or Germany?
3. If you were not killed, state
when, how and by whom you were
wounded.
cr woman, as for that matter, in this 11
community — that has cheWed 2
chaw s less, puffed 3 puff.- less,' or
missed a single picture--show f that
they wanted to see—for the past 12
months.
There’S plenty money for every
thing in the world, except meat and
bread and paying debts. About two-
thirds of cur charity could be dis
pensed with-if^our State and federal
,
governments would reduce the tax
demands on our manufacturing enter
prises so’s they could use that money
to put folks back, to work with. In
stead of-the government putting out
a dole, let them give that money to
industry and the workers could work
for their dole—and that’s what they
want to do.
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We are in a mess, it’y true, but
if we can stand it till we wear it
out- it’s going to be good for us.
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FOR.* YOUR
Bank of Western Carolina
This thing had to happen. Our poli
ticians w'er e wonderful just so long
as they could borrow and spend, but
they have struck a snag. Individuals
were likewise keen guys till they
ov#r-instalmented themselves, and
they simply cut their own incomes
off by over-doing the- matter. Pre-
Give the name* of every man,' diction No. 88,654,432: Prosperity
Dr. T. II. Dreher, editor of The
Calhoun Times, who lambastes the
■“plutes," the general a-semhly, high
taxes, wasteful extravagance and
what have you through the columns
of his newspaper, ha* been urged to
run for the State senate. The good
dorter very wisely declined, probably woman, child, firm or corporation that | will sneak,partly from around the
realizing it is much easier to criticise
than it is to accomplish.
4. If you get the job you want, do
you think you could leave home?
5. Why do you think you are capa
ble of holding any kind of govern
ment job?
ever employed you or offered you em-i corner in about 10 months. Times
ployment. Alsd dates
for being turned off.
and reasons
7. How long did you attend high
school, college, seminary, gymnastics?
R.
Have you ever been married,
or otherwise engaged in
We understand that the annual re
port of the American Tobacco Com
pany for -1931 shows an increase in
net earnings of nearly $3,000,000 as j
romps red withe 1930. The company divorced,
not only maintained its high wage war?
Mrhedule but also gave enrpTiiymTnVTol
additional workers. This should be 9. Have you ever had any exper-
go**l new* to the tfi^Arwi* sif tohac- ienre that you think would fit you for
ro farmers who were forced to accept work in the Philippines
runious prices for their crop in order ton?
that other* might enjoy the fruits of
are nearly O.
aint.
K. nbw, but the folks
This is Station R. O. T. T.
....Folks, have you noticed the many
interesting radio pregrams that are
being broadcasted these cool nights?
Ain’t they simply wonderful? FUR-
RINSTANCE:
their labors.
Kyea That Open Slowly.
It ha* taken some time for the
rspapers, generally, to help open
the eyes of the public to the injus-
10. What i« the lowest salary you
would be* w.llfng to accept in govern
ment work ?
Take the 7:30 program of Jfc*
“Nerer-fail” Wart care. It is com-
r Washing-^ poseT of a fine 10 minute speech - ' on
warts, wart-hogs and ether wart«,
ami then follows some lovely music
by two babies beating on a tin pan.
Why. friends, arn’t you just thrilled
into throwing youf radio out of the
window?
For a limited lime and in limited amounts,
40cts.
1 will pay
on
Dollar
11. Have you ever been treater! for
lunacy, diabetes, talking back, fallen
arches, halitosis, bow-legs? If go.
of the raid of the public trucks state, w here, a hen, why and by whom,
on the railroada. Besides that, we - — ■
have railed attention to the lots of 12. Give date, minute, second,
taxes paid by the rail-carriers, which place and week of your discharge
will b«- saddled upon the people. j from the army, and state 8 different
The Spartanburg Journal gives fig- reasons why you were discharged,
lone on the cotton hauled by
are, a
Ihc trucks. They are surprising. Says
The Journal: “Until there is some
readjustment by regulatory statutes
to make rate* more nearly equal, it is
weless to look forward to the time
that things will become normal with
the railroads.’’ The Journal quotes
from the Alabama Survey: “Trucks
certainly are not paying their fair
e in th,, building and maintenance
13. Do you know how to fly, run,
play bridge, smoke, chew, cuss, whis
tle?
14 Have you ever suffered the
amputation of your income, if so
how ? '
15. Have you ever fought a duel,
or attended', more than 5 fishfries.
«f roads they use. They do great
aisraajee although the taxe* they pay
aw* on’y slightly more than those a
farmer pays who own* a truck in a
genend way. The extra 5 or 10
points a bile the farmer receives
<supposed to receive) for his cottftn,
is scant reward for what th
farmer and other* pay to maintain ' in the f. rm of cash or a check or an
16. Why do you think you are
eligible to a position in the ranks of
the*Tederal Government.?
IT. Have you offered *ny >um of
money for the job ypu are seeking?-
e same If so, how much, and whether it was
the roads, pounded, worn, and rut-
tod by heavy trucks, not bearing their
■Maintenance share.” And the old
fanner will realize it when the extra
raslrnad taxes are saddled upon him.
II* human mind is a slow machine.
It took or*e hundred and fifty years
to stop lame-duck legislation. Nearly
na long to get income and inheritance
taxes, and various other reforms.
This rank truck injustice may be re
medied when the railroads are all
dead, syid the reform useless,-^The
Calhoun Times.
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The Obligation.
have the
e world, the
South Carolina .should
best school system in th
beat system of hospitals, the largest
and best police force, the largest and
beat corps of public health officers,
doctors and nurses, the greatest col
leges and universities, a system of
•stale parks, public swimming pools
and golf links, and South Carolina
should give a public salary to every
'citizen who can’t obtain a private one
*nd one that he likes. But South
Carolina should pay its debt s first.
It should balance its budget. It
should establish its credit whether
the children go to school or not,
whether the teacher* be employed or
not. South Carolina should deliber-
:etee>y return to the crude and simple
MV 1860 rather than “go broke,’’
nfher than drive its people from
their land and homes, rather than
omke the land uninhabitable to pro
perty holders, rather than make it
onaafe to live in. A bankrupt Stats
direct and intimate relationship be-
*ero the crimes now so common in
Carolina, eapeetaHy the larcen-
crime, and the demoralized -ccn-
m of the pablic mind about the
of the obligation jo pay
ti.—News an Cciirier.
18. Are you deaf? Blind? Knock-
kneed, bald-headed or *quint-eyed?
Answer yes or no giving all possible
data on each deformity, if any.
19. Give name or names of all per
sons whomsoever, regardless of color,
race, religion, habits, politics, or dis
tinction who attempted to help you
make this report.
Another 15 minutes of music, art
ami oratory come with the “To*-Itch-
Cream” quartet. This quartet is
evidently compo«ed of a couple of
ditch-diggers and a pig caller. After
the man gets half through telling
about the merits of hif wonderful
remedy, aint you glad you can switch
to another station.
for Bank of Western Carolina deposits
assigned to me. Cash paid for assigned deposits.
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Frampton W. Toole, Atty.
Aiken,
Hafers Building ;■
South Carolina
And find the M Famcus Green Sla
ters’’ gassing about a most remark
able e*capade they had when the bull
pup barked at the moon. This pro
gram ia made more interesting by
Dr. Bunghole who tells many admir
ing friends about “Tub-Rub,” a most
miraculous puwder that will remove
zy-specks from slop jars.
About 8:00 p. m., the "Merry-go-
jound Entertainers” come along
They *ay a few awfully funny things
—that we heard when we were little
babies—and then we are informed of
the many virtues of “Ping Wax,” fine
for re-touching water-color paintings
bought at the 10-cent store—by Dr.
Punch Board. Some folks get so
happy they knock from 5 to 10 tubes
out of their radios—while trying to
stay in agood humor.
20. Can you
If so, sign hee .
write your name?
Get in Line Folks.
We keep hearing about the pros
pect of the “dole” being installed in
the United States. That’s a ridicu
lous thought of course. Some,parts of
our country -might need it but down
here in South Carolina—where we
have alway s been fairly poor and
g’ood livi'rs, we want to say how we
wish our “dole” doled out to us—if
we must submit to it at all.
Instead o giving us a piece of
meat and a hunk of bread, w e think
the following items should be sub
stituted:
10 gallon s gas.
1 quart of oil
5 pounds of flour.
10 picture show tickets.
25 prize-fight tickets.
2 pounds of beef.
25 bcttles of Coca-Cola.
1 inner tube.' —
10 boxes of cigarettes.
12 boxes snuff.
When a man or a woman gets ^
the xtage where tKey-wiU ha,v« to do
without any of the aforementioned
get hurt. I have not heard of
Personally and confidentially, I
like the Bird Seed program and the
Intestinal Tract lecture by Dr.
Prune better than I do the Four Act
play by the Grubbins Boys in the
interest of the sald^&nd use of Peter-
kins celebrated goober oil for delin
quent tad-poles.. Yep, these interest
ing talks and musical (?) programs
will sooner or later make the radio
famous for not being turned on. I’d
rather have one line of good news
paper advertising than all of the bull
and fuss that some stations spout out
in 2 weeks. Many of the programs
are fine of course, but the others are
only stimulating .the sale of Smelling
Salts and making folk's mad.
SENATOR E. D. SMITH
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reportedUmproved
Florence, March 28.—Senator Elli
son D. Smith, of South Carolina, ill
of influenza at hi s home at Lynch
burg, was reported tonight to be re
covering. *
He contracted a mild case of influ
enza after he had been called- home
from Washington, because of the seri
ous illness of his son, Ellison D.
Smith, Jr.
His son, who has pneumonia, is
said to be showing some improve
ment.
Importart Pythian Meeting.
An important meeting of the local
Knights of Pythias lodge will be
eight o’clock. All members of tjrte
necessities then somebody’s going to’ lodge a^e urged fa attend. Refresh
single man, woman Or a married man ing.
menfa .will b e served during the even-
Doings of Past Week
in General A»#embly
Appropriatiioa Bill Returned to Free
Conference Committee After
Rejection by House.
Appropriations bill returned to
free conference committee after house
rejected it by overwhelming vote.
Senate had adopted it by one vote
margin.
House approved senate amendment
to congressional re-disirifrting bill, as
suring enactment of such a measure
at this session.
House bill regulating power com
panies approved on second reading.
Both houses approved conference
.report on bill providing new miiy-
mum capital stock requirements for
opening banks, designed to aid com
munities now without banking facili
ties.
Bill authorizing issuance of notes
to pay counties $216,000 for school
building aid sent to senate by house.
House approved senate bill design
ed to relieve mortgagors in deficiency
judgments.
Bill placing tax on gross revenue of
motor vehicle contract carriers de
feated by house.
Opposition to bill to permit Sunday
movies for unemployed benefit in
Charleston and Columbia drew fire
froth ministers at senate judiciary
committe e hearing. Bill not brought
out during week.
Bill providing for State budget con
trol killed by senate.
House approved senate joint reso
lution authorizing investigation of
“stretch-out” system in textile mill?,
but measure did not reach governor.
The Way We Fe«J About It.
_(By Tom Kahoa, Springdale* Ark.)_
Now I realize that we farmers have
caused an over-production. . For
years we listened with doubt to the
■claims of the agfricultura) collages
that if us old mossbaeks < would go
g-awld-roaka twJM
grass grow wher e the Almighty only
had one in mind.
_ WfilL, we finally got organisa&. got
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ourselves a county agent, agricultural
teacher, couple extra hired hands,
enough machinery on time to put on
our fifty-year pfegram, and we grew
the extra blade. '
Now along come these same mod
ernists and tell us to plow up every
third row, pull out each seventh hill,
cut down every third tree, and dis
pense with half our vines. Now I
ain’t much on mathematics but 'pears
to me^ that we are practically back
where we started except, of course,
the tractor folks attached our car,
the banker got the South 40, and the
milking machine folks have already
arranged for the cream checks for
some time to come. One of the la>t
things we heard before they come and
took the radio* was that we were in
the midst of e depression.
But of course that’s all right. Un
derstand, we ain’t kickin’ or nothin’/
and now that we are raising too much
we weren’t surprised in the least to
hear bur betters’ opinion that the way
cut off the depression was for most of
the city fclks to take up farming.
We-all read 'quite an article the
other day entitled “Driven Back to
Paradise.” And we looked with pride
on the old coon dog; she’s got four
pups, bright a? can be, and folks,
there ain’t a dollar agin her. She’s
all ours, and her title is clear.
Lsee down in Argentine that they
arp rather successful with large scale
farming. Of course, as the article
points out, the owners are very pros
perous, but that centralized fanning
low standard of living that the farm
laborers have; I should say not! Why
about all those poor peon s have is a
home, food, clothes, a little money—
and they can’t buy a thing on credit.
Peer, devils!
. Well, gue?s I better get out and
start givin’ that third row fits. Also
got to cut that nice peach tree down
by the chicken house. Hate to, was
good shade but that was the only tree
designated by the secretary of the
Pulling, Cutting, Grubbing, Demolish
ing, Uprooting League of this coun
try—Southern Farmer.
W r ould Extend lime.
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Another effort to extend the time
for payment of State and county
property taxes until June 1st without
by the -House' of Representatives on—
Tuesday. Unless an extension is
granted, the penalty effect
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