The Barnwell people-sentinel. (Barnwell, S.C.) 1925-current, August 15, 1929, Image 8

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4 >♦♦♦411 H MM 1 By G«e McOe. The poodle population of Holly wood is 9,876. * The baby population is 2,645. There are 876 pet monkeys and bahboor.a and chimpanzees in that community. If babies could be sub stituted for poodles and monkeys and baboons and chimpansees ard other jungle pets, there would in all proba bility be a fallirg off in divorces of something like 75 per cent. Those high-stepping right riders don’t con sider matrimony any more sacred than passing the buck. New York, Aug. 12.—Spots declin ed 19 points on the opening in sympa thy with mustard seed, but as the sar dine market seemed stronger near noon|, Deqqmber .perrhiitted> snore straddling while March was sold short. The farm relief board announc ed that its members would demand that the buttons on their BVDs be sewed on with cotton thread in the future, therefore and thereby’bangs a probable demand 1 for the months, consequently—it is I find that the hew currency is just as hard to get as the old, and while we are aware of the fact that money talks, none of the larger bills have seen fit to speak to me so far. The farm board will hold its first meeting in a few days. If it can get the full co-operation* of the corn borer and bad weather and the boll weevil ar.d the potato bug and the fruit fly and the sharp-shooter, it will succeed admirably in helping the nearby farmer get a better price for his pro in or- duct. A rank communist who gets his orders from the Third Ir.tematmal and practices the policies of bolste- vism and thinks sovietism is the ideal form of government and expects to make America his home, is as much out of place as a mad-dog at an or phanage. fc- ’ *■ There is ar. automobile to every 6 ions in the United States and the said 5 persons apparently are out rid- der for me to advise holding. Boll weevil infestation has punctured the commercial credit conipanies in some sections, though it is apparent that 4-wheel brakes are here to stay, but The government of the Baleric Is lands has decreed that men and women shall not go ir. bathing together at the beaches and swimming holes. That _ th® g° v ernmer.t is not requiring the { glmpjy means that there won’t be very ing every Sabbath evening about the 8pecu ^ atora we f r ^ em * the dis-1 much more public bathing in that time I try to back my lizzie out into| coun t rate remains around the point ■ country. One-piece bathing suits for tile street preparatory to taking my usur y« | womerj has done more to encourage the swimming of men in the past few 5 to church. A Massachusetts manufacturer has The young man possibly sits at the P r<x * u ,e( * a tyP* cloth that is big mahogany desk in the offic mark-1 delicate that 83 yeards of it are re ed “Private,” but the old man owns’ < l u * re d to weigh a pound. The flap- Mr. Legge, (Gosh, what a name), chairman of the farm relief board, seems to think that cotton is already too high and that no relief is needed in that field of agriculture. That’s ex actly what the South migh expect to reap for being democratic. It wouldn't surprise me at all to see that entire 500 million, dollars sugar-titted over the country where sugar-tits pay, po litically speaking. But mebbe such partiality will teach us to grow uor own wheat and corn and not have to pay “pork barrel” prices for our needs. Horses For Sale or Trade jo t offer my friends and customers the fol lowing for sale at bargain prices or will trade 3 Timber Mules. 1 Nice Sorrel Mare Mule. 1 Extra Fine Driving Mare. 1 Sorrel Horse, gentle and good worker. Call at my stables and see these NOW! CHARLIE BROWN Barnwell, - - So. Car. tJ»t desk and nearly all of the prefer red stock. deer mr. lavarre: Bat rock, s. C. august the 9, 1929. if you need a good witness in yore' case versus hall and the paper trust, just rite or f<am me at orce and let me know just what you wart me to* ansoforth. pers are looking forward with much eagerness to the time when they can buy a dress made of that stuff. The garments they are now wearirg are not only heavy and stuffy, they are bunglesome and hot., (This ircludes everything.) The surest way ir. the world to break i believe Ui*t that 8 drou * ht i! — s P rea<i a ni<:e P i<;nic din - bunch is trying to beat you out of the 2,500,000$ they promised to pay you for buying that string of newspapers, aa i have had a grate deal of exper- ients in law ar.d inquests, no doubt, i can be worth more to you than a good lawyer might be, and my fee for awaring is 2$ a day and bored and a plare to sleep, .i have hope bigger mer than you out of trouble, so see me befoar you compromise with them, and send me my first week’s wedges by return mail. yores trulie, mike Clark, rfd. ner out on a lorg table in the grove the said picnic dinrer to be composed of fried chicken (yum-yum) and boil ed ham (yum-yum) and egg custard (yum-yum) and cucumbeis (ouch!) frrd iced tea and pound cake (yum- yum-yum-yum.) Ard if it doesn’t rain before you get half through stuf fing yourself, you might as well ask your pastor to arrange special Vices to pray for rain. Aa soon as Uncle Sam ftrishes his 24 cruisers and Great Britain com ber present warship-bombing program and Japan launches 19 ftoatirg forts of the Ishite model, the Kellogg Peace Treaty will become operative. Times have char tf©d since the 5- dollar-a-week grocery clerk econo mised to the extent of 50 cents and investee] the same in a buggy ride with bis fiancee. The clerk has become the old mar whose son is so thrifty that he oaves 20 dollars a week or. a 15-dol- lar-a-week salary and sends it to De troit. ser- I belonged to the near rich once, but I loaned all my money on lard. Now I belor g to the near poor and tax collector. Our colleges are all teaching 98 per cent pf their students how to qualify for a school teacher’s job. There are only about 2,000.000 more school teachers ir the United States than there are positions. We need a little less Shakespeare and a little more twice 2, ard a tiny bit of spelling (could be exchanged for parley voo Franca is to advartage, and where we get our tin, rubber, coffee, and cay enne pepper might be substituted for who was Ghergis Kan. Too much “what has been” is beir.f taught and not enough of “what is now” and “what might be later.” The world is getting ready for practical, everyday, sersible citizenship, ard bunk and flat tery and “Oh, do please pardon my apparent lack of knowledge of Don I Quixote,” is slipping. The reasor lots of folks don’t pay their honest debts is—they wouldn’t have anything left with which to buy gas and go to the talkies. The man who owes me 14 dollars for groceries that were consumed in 19 ard 24 offered a reward of 25 dol lars for the return of “one lost, stray ed or stolen hound dog with spot on left side ard tail bobbed at one end Which The average tourist hotel of the expensive type is usually a place minus children and religior, plus poodles and golf balls. A man is borderirg onto old age when a short dress fully sun-backed answers to the rame of Bess.” i doesn’t mear anw more to him than a If I had known that he thought that fire hydrant, much of a houn<C he would have paid cash for my stuff. The department of agriculture an nounces that food products have de- dired ore-half of 1 per cent since its | sensibility. last report, so, folks, just go ahead ^ perplexing question has been settled. Tha professor of bugology ir Har vard says that the purpose of the little pirk snout or the aristojuvis of Siam is to tickle its pr>y into in- Well, I am glad that that I h » HI 9HI Back from the ^ Northern Markets «XK**X*<**X*<K**S**X**>*>*>, Important Announcement to the Motoring Public 6* STAN DARD Improved GASOLINE A* IT IS with considerable pride and pleasure that we announce to our friends and customers that we are now selling “Standard” “ and Oils \ and honestly believe that we are in a better position than ever to give the motoring public honest values for their money. New and accurate pumps have been installed at our service station and we can supply you with either “Esso,’ the Giant Power Fuel, or “Stand ard’’ Improved Gasoline, known as the Champion. / “Standard” Motor Oil, the oilier oil, is the standard of comparison and no where can you find a better lubricant for your motor. And don’t forget that you will' con tinue to find here the same “Service with a Smile’’ that has won so many $ friends for us in the past. * i £ / / Drive around today—let us fill your tank with “Esso” or “Standard” Improved Gasoline and drain and re fill your crankcase with “Standard” If: like a 1930 model. run fer, I take pleasure in announcing to my many friends and customers that I have just returned from the ^Northern markets, where I purchased fall and winter . 2 l (stocks of seasonable merchandise at the right prices, f j<> . . ft ! Watch thU space from week to week for quotations on high grade merchan dise at prices that can’t be beat. ANTOPOLSKY * * * Barnwell, S. C. rtuec < GIANT / * . \ i / . - Barnwell Filling Station Lloyd A. PlexicOj Barnwell,