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"-EAT KI $ THE BEST 'MACARONI E-MYJIONIATI C "!"S"t4MAi.A{1ri1 7 ATTACK OF KNITTING NERVES Many Women Suffering From Trouble and an Epidemic Feared, Declares Physical Director. N.w 1t's "ktti' ' I: g i nere., eni usted I b~y conculentratlloi1 III n1abil 1111ndlt Ont the needi'les. 'lThoutnIs 1f wonen I' in Ne'wt' York ar'e Hlliete I'd. ae t'nliig to 1)r. Louis. It. W1elzmlleltr, ilyleac~l dli rector 4)1 th' West Sith. 1. .\I.l'. A., who addsll that hl. o1nly Ipatienrts' sh1w leg MyI ljall11(IS III ht' ne'wV w lr- tilli' Conilpliilint haveI bi,'Ill wollleIlt 1)ucuor We'fzinil't'r .siys i liti It It-re s liable to b1 n idne ofi'i' III' "knittig nerves" ulnless; litter's enrn tI) knit p ropetrly. lit' fIrt's e foll initg I iiudvice ats a remiedy: "lhan'I t u .h ve you lot tini' 111h g ;Sit ui'lglhl in l whe yttrl3'II mit' olii l ItIlls youti you hi k' iitt1eti 0i enouhgh3. luit. ''hert' a' 415 iay :nI i a y r, drnll yon11 ('nnt't finish ai swventer In a daiy, 11 m1ut1teri hows imi'h you love a t silo'r or ii gal or." 1)r. (f. I'. ('hu'rste'n14'lsnl o' it' I', ,y3hl logi~llen t 'IUnre .1("11'y concluirrell iin ti' lredtllrn1fs ofl I)lt'ot' Wt'lz33ilIt'r. lie. attrib l ', slt tin ''1 ne rve sconn to (t' faliiure'. 1f warnen1 11olk: ( t'conipr.'. lii' 113 1u11e. : '''11' N 1111'11 br.1 1ve' r klr1i1: l111011 selves. Kuitllting ha:1 hl ne11 a 1 rnzet Nervesyl' enanoslt standl iD h i.Irnlll." BOSCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP Why ulse' 01 diimry con I::Ib Irmedies, wvhen l(tI'hee''S ( h'rilIn 1.yrup) hasi beetn usd1 SI) sos 'u'e'.ssfllyIii ' ti' ''Iy-one ''arl's In 111 parts ttl' I the UJnitted States fur ('oughis, Ir11'hill , o(1115 81elttld in the ltront, sp clly, lung troubles. It gives the )ltilent n good night's res'l, free 1ru1 comughing, with E'lsy ('xpeCtorntiont In the morning, gives nature i chance to soothe the inflamied parts, throw off the diisense, helping the patient to regain his health. Sold in lil civlized countries. 80 and 90 cent bottles.-Adv. Put to Work by Women. 'iTe resourcefulness of wumten cnn teen wVorkelrs in the French fold is II ustrnted by a recent nchievement re ported from 1'ris healdqunrters of the Amerlenn Red Cross. Seven of these workers were op)eraII ng a rest stillon -at Onte of the nylititon ('1111)8 a)ron(d. Having an Insufficient 3nmbe' of tin cups for the uesi of' the cnnteen, the head( worke' discovered (ha3t tlere weI'' severl'ti ilm 1 b11hers atioug the Ger 1333331 [1r'istners wto'king about the camp. She gethered a quantlty Of empty hi ('3ns and set the plunbelr 1)rsione to wtork fashioning drinking Cuips. The14 (enn3teenI wasl. qickly sup pilediv wih len 3ty of well-ma~de Itin CUps., with nen3'3t haru31lles 1made1 from3 till cover's. May Soon Call on Women. WVo3en 3a11n 31dhlren "f1or the pres . ent" will not)1 bel. nude1 subljt to3 COm pu3lsory3 mun~litionl work ini (h'ermany13. ser3vi('e raised'( obl)t(lionls to aI iprl1ooed projec't to make1(1 women1l and( even' youthIls ht ween lifteen and1( 5eventeenl subjectl' Ilo comulsoryh) muni11tion1 work. rTe war ll' c then0 113 staited thait "for the pr'esen'"lIt will not1 he4 n1'(eessary to enll up the0 womlen and( childreni. Bermuda's Imports. BermeudgI's 191(1 1mports aggregated $,575S,831 inlv luel ; *exj)ports, $2,821, 733. The Rich Favor Grajie-Nuts Is due to the blend-~ indofmalted barley wit whlewheat flouc Wheat alone does not possess this rich flavoi: The wonderfully es digestion ofr barley contains a digestive which wheat' Iacks. "'There's a Reasorr Gkrape Mufs I"a,'m me.... KEALTH OF STATE NOT JEOPARDIZED LAWS REGULATE TRANSPORTA. TION OF BODIES-EMBALMERS STRICT-LAWS ENFORCED. DISPATCHES FROM COLUMBIA Doings and Happenings That Mark the Progress of South Carolina People, Gathered Around the State Capital. Columbia. In response to inquiry as to the pos sibility of contagion from a corpse, where death was incidont to menin gitis, investigation shows that every possible precaution is observed by em balmers in preparing bodies to be tak en to other parts of the state or to other states. Specific instructions are provided in the state laws and these are rigidly observed by embalmers and insisted upon by hoards of health. Only one death las occurred in Coltmbia and the body was taken to Newberry. In this instance, the same strict. observance of regulations was r.equ ired as in the removal of bodies of soldiers, who die' from the disease at (amiii Ja ckson. The section of the sante law governing this case reads: "Rule 2. The bodies of those who have died of diphtheria (membranous eroup), scarlet fever (scarlatina, scar let rash ), glanders, anthrax or lep rosy shall not be accepted for trans portation unless prepared for ship meat by being thoroughly disinfected by (a) arterial and cavity injection with an approved disinfectant. fluid, (b) disinfecting and stopping of all oriflces with absorbent cotton; and (c) washing the body with the disin fectant, all of which must be done by a licensed embalmer, holding a cer tifIcate as such, approved by the state board of health. After being dlisin fected as above such body shall be en v'eloped in a layer of cotton not less than one inch thick, completely wrap pod in a sheet and bandaged, and en eased in an air tight, zinc, tin, copper, or load-lined coffin or iron casket, all joints and seams remetically soldered and all inclosed in a strong, tight wooden box. Or the body being pre pared for shipment by disinfecting and wrapping as above, may 1)e placed in a strong coffin or casket and said coffin or casket encased in an air tight zinc, copper or tin case, all joints and seams hermetically soldered and all inclosed in a strong outside wooden box." The undertaker, handling the body, had the corpse wrappetl in a specially prepared antiseptic sheet. Other wind ing sheets were also used before be ing placed in the casket. The casket was then set i na metal lined box, the lid of which was hermetically seal ed by heavy rubber borders. Instruc tions wvent out from the city board of health to the Coluimbia embalmer, and transferred by him to the Newberry undertaker, .that the air-tight box was not to be opened. It was also ompha sized that, while there would be no possible (danger of contagion by taking the corpse into a home, it was best to go directly to the cemetery from the train. Taxable Values Are More. Increase in taxable values for the past year wvas $8,267,682, raecording to a statement given out by Carlton W. Sawyer, comptroller seneral. The total taxable property in the several counties of South Carolina for this year is $319,637,972 compared with $311,370,290 for 1916. All of the coun ties showv a substantial increase with the exception of two, Ilerkeley and York, which show a slight dlecrease. Charleston has the greatest amount of taxable property for the state, $29,215,450. Tc, show how South Carolina has grown In the past 20 years, Mr. Sawyer- has given out the following interesting figures: 1897-...................-$173,871,181 1902. .. .. .. . ......... ... .195,776,316 1907 ... .... ............ ..267438,037 1912 .....................291,531,003 1917-.....................319,637,972 Much Work for Assembly. The house of representatives will begin Its wvork on January 8 with a calendar of 31 pages. Many of the bills are of local importance. In some instances conditions sought to be remedliedl by the bills htavo changed and the lulls will dloubtless be0 with drawn. In other cases identical house bills have been passed by the senate, and the senate bills have not yet been withdrawn from the house calendar. Fire Crackers Start Blaze, Columbia-Fremen from No. 1 sta tion were called to the Montgomery Grocery at 1108 Hampton street about noon to extinguish a blaze which had started in the rear of the store. It is thought that sparks from exploding firecrackers ignited some loose hay that lay around the rear door. City ordinances forbid the shootinag of fireworks within the fire limits. The forbidden terrItory is from Rice street to Elmwood avenue from south to north, and east and west from Assem bly to Sumer streets Many Univereity Mere la Servioe. , 'rom the ranks of Carolina men 266 have entered the various branchee of service in the United States army and navy. Seven students and oighi alumni are in the regular army; 11 students and eight alumni in the am bulance corps; six students and 1E alumni with the engineers; three stu. dents and two alumni in the United States navy; 14 students and four alumni; in the South Carolina Ng tional Guard, 13 students and 10 alumni; in the National Army, 37 stu dents and 121 alumni. The rank of the different men in the various branches follows: United States Army. Students. First lieutenants, one; sergeants, one; privates, five. Alumni: Colonels, four; captains, one; first lieutenants, one; second lieutenants, one; privates, one. Ambulance Corps. Students: Privates, 11. Alumni: Lieutenants. two; privates, six. Engineers. Students: Privates, six. Alumni: Majors, one; captains, one; first lieu tenants, one; second lieutenants, two; sergeants, five; corporals, four; pri. vates, two. Aviation Corps. Students, three; alumni, two. United States Navy. Students: Privates, 14. Alumni: Admirals, one ;majors, one; privates, two. National Guards. Students: First lieutenants, one; sergeants, three; corporals; one; pri vates, eight. Alumni: Majors, two; captains, two; second lieutenants. three; sergeants, one; corporals, one; privates, one. National Army. Students: First lieutenants, five; second lieutenants. 29; privates, three. Alumni: Catains, 19; first lieutenants, 32; second lieutenants, 70. Winthrop Girls Get Another Week. Winthrop College will not resume its winter studies until January 9. The institution was scheduled to open on January 2, but another week was added to the holiday vacation to safe. guard the fuel supply at the college and at the same time serve the public President D. B. Johnson came to Co lumbia to consult Governor Manning, who is the ex-officia chairman of the board, in regard to the matter of ex tending the holiday vacation. The situation was discussed and the corn clusion was reached that the best intreests of the college and ublic would be best served by extending the holiday vacation. The students will be expected to report at the college or January 8, so as to be ready for the opening the next day. "The college has a supply of fue on hand and could possibly get thri the season, according to Presideni Johnson, but it was deemed best to take additional steps to safeguard the suply and assist the pubic. The institution is equipped with t large power plant which furnishes heat for every building and supplies power for driving the machinery. The kitchen requires a large amount o1 steam and the laundry and water works are heavy drains upon the plant. Dr. Johnson said if the college wai in session and a coal shortage occur 'red the institution would have t< close down immediately. There arn 1,003 girls at Winthrop and they rep resent every community in the state The fuel administration is advocatinj precaution on the part of schools ant colleges. New Enterprises Authorized. Several charters and commission: were issued by W. Blanks Dove, sec rotary of state, of Statewide interest A commission was issued for th< Wesberry-Brooker Paper Company o: Columbia. The new enterprise pro poses to manufacture and sell paper The capital stock is $10,000. Peti tioners are: S. T. Wesberry and W T. Brooker, Jr. The Sumter County Duroc Farm wai also commissioned at a capital stoci of $50,000. A general live stock busi ness is contlemplated. Petitioners are L1. D. Jennings, 1. C. Straus, 0. HI. Fol ler and Neill O'Donnell. The Greenville Soap Company wai commissionedl with a capital stock o $500. Petitioners are: J. Robert Mar tin, RI. G. McCarter and John C. Henry The City Real Estate Company o: Florence was chartered, the capita stock being $5,000. E. M. Matthews presidlent; A. M. McCall. vice-preai 'dent; M. A. Wannectryand treasurer. Wsat ertr Governor Manning is Speaker. Governor Manning, William Howard Taft, former president, and Secretary of War Baker will be the three prin cipal speakers at the annual meeting of the National Security League to be hold in Chicago early in February The invitation wae received and ac cepted yesterday by the governor. Tht invitation comes as a distinct honor to Governor Manning and to Soutil Game Warden Fees increased. The amount of' money collected by W. H. Gibbes as chief game warder for the state and turned over to the state treasurer for the months of Au gust, September, October and Nov em ber of this year shows a groat increase over the like period of last year. Jr1 1916, for the four months ending <vi November 1, the amount was $3,48 ' as *ompared witht $11,307.915 as the amount of fees and fines accounted for in .1917. Trho annual reort will be mrade on Jnuary . MUST YOUPAY TAX ON YOUR INCOME? +i Matter That Every American i is Called On to Determine Without Delay. d i= MARCH 1 LIMIT FOR RETURNS 0 9 Failure to File Them involves Severe e Penaities-Taxpayers Will Be As. silted by Treasury Officials in Every County. Washington,.-The time has arrive d for every American subject to the Ji come tax division of the war revemu act to figure up his income and file , his return. If lie is unmarried and : has a net income of $1,000 or more, or - if he is married or the head of a fam r fly and his net laconic is $2,000 o0 r more, he must pay the tax. His re r turn must be in 'the hands of . the col d lector of internal revenue in the dis L triet in which the taxpayer lifes of y has his principal place of business be . fore March 1, 1918. s The man who thinks to evade thb . tax is making a serious error. RevenuE officials will be in every county tc o check returns. Failure to make a cor . rect return within the time specifled g involves heavy penalties. "Net income" means gross income I less certain deductions provided for by the act. The law defines income aE profit, gain, wmges, salary, commis sions, money or its equivalent from professions, vocations, commerce, e trade, rents, sales and dealings in prop erty, real and personal, and interest from investments except interest from government bonds, or state, municipal n township or county bonds. Incomem d from service as guardian, trustee ot executor ; from dividends, pensions, e royalties, or patents, or oil and gam wells, coal land, etc., are taxable. Normal Rate I. 2 Per Cent. s,I The normal rate of tax is 2 per cent [c on net incomes above the amount of r. exemptions, which is $2,000 in the case to of a married person or head of a fan . ily and $1,000 In the case of a single d person. A married person or head of . a family is allowed an additional ex b- emption of $200 for each dependant is child if under eighteen years of agt or incapable of self-support because n defective. The taxpayer is considered to be the head of a family if he h rn actually supporting one or more per n sons, closely connected with him by rt blood relationship or relationship by marriage, or if his duty to supporl - such person is based on some moral or legal obligation. n- Debts ascertained to be worthles er and charged off within the year and to taxes paid except income taxes and those assessed against local benefiti r are deductible. These and other points at of the income tax section of the war p' revenue act will be fully explained by revenue oflicers who will visit every county in the United States betweer ar JTanuiary 2 and March 1 to assist tax 3d payers in making out their r'eturns. o' Officers to Visit Every Locality. ot Nottee of their arrIval in each local ig Ity wuill lbe given ini adlvance througli at the press, banks and post oftices. Thiey n- will be supplied with Income tax forum copies of which may b~e obtained alsc n-' from collectors of internal revenue. sThe bureau of internal revenue is le seeking to impress upon persons sub ad ject to the tax the fact that faIlure tc see this official in no way relievem them of the duity imposed by lawv tc file their returns within the time speed *s fled. a- The penalty for failure to make the of return on time is a fine of not less st than $20 noi' more than $1,000, and id In addition 50 per cent of the amount of the tax dueW. For making a false 1.or fraudulent return, the penalty is a fine not to exceed $2,000 or not ex .ceedling one year's imprisoanent, oi both. in the discretIon of thme court, and i. n nddition 100 per' cent of the tai evndtled. a, As to the Farmer. The number of farmer's wuho wvIli pay *- income taixes has not beeni estImated b~y the government officials, but it ia in certain they will form a large percen tage of thei 6,000,000 persons assessed wuho never beforme hav'e paid an Income tax. The nyerage farnm'r dot's not keep 'books( but if he avails himself of B- the serv'ices of government expert. who will he sent to aId him, It will not >r be diffliult for hltm to ascertain the wn amount of hIs net Income. 0The farmer Is manking out his return nmy deduct depreciation in the value e of property and machinery uisedl In the ec conduct of his farm, and loss by fire, stormi or other casualty, or by theft if 4 not covered b~y insurance. Expenses at actually incurred in farm operatIon I- may be deducted. hut not family or lIv O' ing expense. Produce raIsed on the *a farm and tradled for grocerIes, wuearing apparel, etc., ia counted as living ex It pendiltures and (-annot be deducted. r Pilgrim Got By. r A, seven-year-old waus naked by hIs o teacher at the primary school to pro r- duce-ni composition upon the subject of I- hIs favorie llter'ary wvork. The young *a ster wuent into executive session with f~ hImself and turned out the following succinct eritilesm of a well-known and n popular ('lassie: ."The Ilook I like best is called Pil. . grim's P'rogr'ess. My mot her rends this I ''nk to miie every' NIght before I go to lBed. f love to hear ablout the Pilgrim. IHe had a hard time. but he got byl" Daturdas E~venhmrg P'ost PLAYHOUSES MAY BE CLOSE Coal Shortage Stl'essed and Instru tions Are Issued By the State Fuel Administrator. Anderson.--B. B. Gossett, state fu administrator, has sent to the variou fuel committees throughout tho stat a letter in which ho directs that info mation bo secured from owners al managers of theatres, public hall clubs, billiard and pool rooms and otl or places of public amusements as I the hours their places are kept opel and the amount of coal they consumi daily, with the view of ordering ti places closed entirely or for part tini if the committees think such step necessary in view of the coal shortag< The letter of Mr. Gossett follows: "Your earnest- attention is direete to the following information and il structions: "Under date of December 19, 191 Dr. H. A. Garfield, United States tui administrator, transmitted to this o flee authorify to divert coal howeve consigned, except railroad fuel, f< use to domestic consumers wheneve in my judgment such diversion shoul become necessary to prevent actut suffering. He further gave authorit temporarily to close industries, they ters, public halls and similar place if necessary in order to meet the di mestic need. "I desire to call your attention I the fact that the situation througi out the state is still acute and owin to the general shortage of cos throughout the United States, and may say throughout the world, it : going to be necessary to put forth e: traordinary efforts to meet the site ation and unless consumers generall co-operate to the utmost degree in ti conservation of coal it is going to b come necessary to exercise the a thority given. Persons who have c hand large supplies of coal for the own use must be given to understar that it is necessary that they redut their consumption of coal to a mir mum. I am advised that it is in minently necessary that certain the ters, public halls, clubs, pool room and other places of social and publ recreation be. closed. Before orde Ing this done, however, I desire have in hand a report from your con mittee. You are therefore authorize at once to summons b3fore you ow ers and managers of the theaters, pu lic halls, clubs, billiard and pool roots and other places of public amue ments and recreation and to obta from them full information as to ti hours during which they remain opi and amount of coal being daily co I. sumed by them. If in your judgme they or any of them should close e I, tirely or for part of the time, plea I so report at once. It would be well suggest immediately to all persons i terested in places of the charact above mentioned that it is advisal that they voluntarily keep closed f a part of the time at least, and th they greatly reduce their consun tion of coal. f Early Closing for Stores. I"In this connection, I would futsth suggest that merchants be request Ito voluntarily close their places Ibusiness, beginning on January 1, n later than 6 o'clock in the evenil -nad to fire their stoves or heaters n earlier than 8 o'clock in the mom ing. '"It would be well also again to el phasize the importance of church having union services through ti cold weather as far as possible al to disense with night services. Bull AssociatIon In State. South Carolina leads all the Stat in the organization of these associ tions, according to the information the daily division. The following 11 with the number of bulls purchas< by each is given: W~ountain Inn Jersey Bull Associ tion, nine bulls. Laurens County Jersey [lull Asso< ation, five bulls. Oconee County Jersey Bull Asso< ation, three bulls. Campobollo Jersey Bull Associatic three bulls. Darlington County Breeders Asso< ation (Guernsey), five bulls. Lee County Livestock Associath( (Guernsey), eight bulls. Orangeburg County Bull Associ tion (Guernsey), four bulls. SOUTH4 CAROLINA NEWS ITEM A parole was granted by Governi Manning to Eugene Dingle, who wi sentenced to the reformatory on t! charge of malicious mischief. TI sentence was imposed by the judi of probate of Dillon county. The State Board of Charities ar Corrections, in its annual repo stresses the need of a separate bul lag for women at the State penite tiary. It recommends plans for il construction. An unknown donor Saturday sei $100 to the editor of one of the Lau ens newspapers, and in the note a companying the contribution the giv4 requested that the money be sent i the proper authorities for the "suffe lag Armenians." The letter was ma ed at the local postoffice, and them was nothing to indicate the name the sender of the handsome gift. William Claude Todd of Bolton, a orderly attached to division hieadqua *ers at Camp Sevier, was' almost 11 stantly killed Christmas eve nigl when the motorcycle he was ridin struck an automohbie Compounded'of vegetable drugs in a perfectly appointed laboratory by skilled chemists, after the prescription of a suc cessful physician of wide ex perience, and approved ly the experience of tens of thous ands in the last forty-five years. Peruna's Success rests strictly on its merit as a truly scientific treatment for all diseases of catarrhal symp toms. It has come to be the recognized standby of the American home because it has deserved to be, and it stands today as firm as the eternal hills in the confidence of an enormous number. What Helped Them May Help You Get our free booklet, "Health and How to Have It," of your drug gist, or write direct to us, The Peru'na Company .Columbus, Ohio Distemper Can De Controlled by using DR. DAVID ROIJEnTS' FEVER PASTE Oil.* and WrITE LINIMENT '&* Read the Practical Home Veterinsrian Send for free booklet on AnOwnc r I Cows. u no dealer liiour town, write Or. David Roberts' Vet C., 100 Grand Aqene, Waukesha, WI,. "IF YOU OWlA LITTE FIED fORTHEIANDOSSAKE DRAINITWELTO RAKEiTYIE e : . DROPSY TREATMENT. Givoesquickrelie bet.Never beard of ltd eq!alforndropey. breath. Ne e move Swellin ad ehorl Try it. Trial treatment ent FRE. by malt, Write to DR. THOMAS E. CREEN eat Ads,. Goa 2O. . OHATeWORTN, QS, 200,000 War Marriages. Sir Bernard Mallet, registrar genl eral, addressing the ltoyal Statistical society recently, said that in E0ngland and Vales 200,000 people had married between August, 1011, mnd June, 1917, while in -ungary, the only other bel ligerent country for which complete figures were available, the figure was 000.000. By the end1( of June, 1918, the United Kingdom would have lost by the fall in hirths over 500,000 potential lives, 10,000 per million of the popula tion. For somec tmexplained reason England was remarkable for the low excess of male over female births, not only as compared with continental countries but also with the other parts of the United Kingdom. A decline in, the numbeflhr of suIilce was ani inter esting minor feature of the war pi'lod. PROVEN SWAMP-ROOT AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS -The symptoms of kidney and bladder troubles are often very distressing and leave the system in a run-down condition. The kidneys seem to suffer most, as al most every yictim complains of lame b)ack and urinary troubles which should not be neglected, as these danger signals often lead to more dangerous kidney troubles. Dr. Kilnmer's Swamp-Root which, so many people say, soon heals and strength ens the kidneys, is a splendid kidney, liver and bladder medicine, andl, bein an herbal compound, has a gentle hoa ing effect on the kidneys, which is al most immediately noticed in most cases by those who use it. A trial will convince anyone who may be in need of it. Botter get a bottle from your nearest drug store, and start treat ment at once. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation sencd ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, ,for a sample bottle. When writing be sutre and mention thts paper.--Adv. Easy Money. Secretary Latnsng at a luncheon talked about the German corruption. "Germa ny gave ov'er 10,000,000 marks to Bolo," he said. "She gave over 5,000,000 to Lenoir. She handed to ' Count Blernstorff for his various prop agandla at least 100,000,000. "This proves to us that there are lots of easy marks in Gormany" Detroit Free Press. Soothe Itching Scalps. On retiring gently rub spots of dan druff and itching wvith Cutieura Oint- r ment. Next morning shampoo with Cuticura Soap and hiot water. For free stuinples address, "Cuticura, Dept. X, Boston." At druggists and by mall. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.-Adv. Fools are not the only ones whio get a quick divorce fromu threr money dur ing thehoda. tAt torpid liver prevents proper food emsta Ilan ne abpuyp tr iver with Wright' Many a man's thirst has separattl hir'm fronm his last quarter, When Your Eyes Need Care Try Murine Eye Remedy s' Ra'tin-Jit"MCamgoet.60 t MUJZD arnaMMDY 00,, OHICAGO