Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Hae Youa Bad Back? Whenever you use your back, does a p~ eaia hit you? Does your back ace'ceonldy. feel sore and lame? E s a sign of silmys especially ir c._idney adtion is disordered too, pas Is sacanty or too requent or off color. I neglect there is danger of dropsy, .,e or Bright's disease. Use Doan's * -:eyPihwhichhavecuredthou .s niMane Case -it eMrs,. . Den 'tlsabf nett. Fountain St.. Gardiner, Me.. says: "=ras In bed -K". four months with kid trouble. Mir b Ifet as thoughL it. was broken. My body bloated and 1 ould hardly eve. Eive docemw ta-tied e help vao. Whten I b3nd gfeen up hoe Kbetan .taldng Dooam. Kidney P1s Swas eured and now Sweigh much more am trenil healthy." Set etAm StSe.60e a Bm JOAN'S RIDNET 4 PILLS A9LBURN Co.,.BUFFALO. N.Y. ..rUGHT HIM A "BIT OFF" E. msiasm of Great Naturalist En. direiy tMlsunderstood by Well Meaning Cabman. ..,rd De Tabley; poet and naturalist, : * to delight In telling the following - : of himself He was an enthusi at botanist, andone day, saintering 4' Piccadilly, met a friend who told ,z Where a specimen of a rare plant -=d been found. De- Tabley beckoned to a cabman --td bde:him drive to Chelsea. Chel *;ea was at that time a quiet old sub zrh. - De Tabley ordered the driver to eoss a meadow and stop by i ditch. jumped out, plunged ankle-deep in te mud, searched for a few moments, ead the tiny treasure; pocketed It. s~i getting Into the cab, called out, "Ho1me!" But the cabman looked at him tl.oughtfufly a moment, and then, with - of comprehension, drove rapid- 1 iaack to Piccadilly and 'Into the I .-oryard of a private madhouse. Har he Is!" he cried to the porter. I T-e got him! 1 .7as with difficulty that the porter .conviaced him that Lord De Tabley 'Wi not an-escaped lunatic.-Sunday M:azaine. -.c anybody about it - Hanford's P.sa. Adv. When Years Come All In a Heap. The leading woman in "Wilestones" ages - wenty-seven years in twelve min u-s. 'I know how to sympathize with her,- says Mrs. Pozozzle. "I did the mni" thing the afternoon of my re -r ion, when the caterer who was to 1 serve the refreshments did not arrive :roptly." t The way to write a satisfactory love Ntw.r Is to forget that you have any S:nmnon 'sense.'E ,1 Warning to Womn Do not neglect' Nature's Warn in Sig'nals. Fy 'ou suffer from headache, ner vorzess, sick stomach, constipa ..on, palpitation,hysterics,or a dull -zeavy feeling in the head, TAKE E Dfor nature is saying to you s p'y as if the rwords were spcha,I NEED HELP." The issues, muscles and mem, bran~es supporting your womanly organs need strengthening-need a :onic, need FOOD. 8TE2.A-VITAE will supply 'what ia t neec&1. will supply It in the form that will b-g padckest and most lasding' results. Sy LLA-VITAE, tested and approved I by ecialists, has been PROVEN TO BE , ture aGreat Restorer of strength to the emaa-~ly organs. For THIRTY YEARS :' been helping suffering women. = '-atter how many remedies you have -no matter how many doctors have J *- tobelpyou-youow.IT.TO.YOUR- c 2' 3to try this great medicine for the xee~-tsof women. '"hi ErRIAiWIL COST YQU NOTH.- 1 :NC- -:nless you are benefited. -a We. -ave authorized YOUR dealer to oeM I ' 5NE bottle on our positive, binding 3 * - -RANTEE of "money back if NOT 1' '- .-ED." AFTER YOU are satisfied e 1e a eR you as bottles for $5.00. t Go-rsend thia very day, this very hour, t :d et that ONE bottle and be convinced I .~ .m u have at last set your feet firmly 1 :'s the road to perfect health and strength. Thacher Medicine Company a 2'-:,nooga Tenn ' 5Neuralgia sufferers fmdi instant i~ief In SSloan's Liniment. It pene. trhates to the painful part Ssoothes and quiets the nerves- a SNo rubbing-merely lay it on. t DLNIMENT Kills Pain For Neurasia ' it "I Woald not be without your Lini inment and prieit to all who suffer 'with neuaiior rheumatisu, or Pain All Cane "I1 suffered with quite asevere neu ralgic hedahe for 4 months without any relief. I used your Liniment for two or three nihsand I haven'tsuf- t myrheadsin-e.-Mr. ..R. S Tsa- for Cold and Creup 'Mfy'little girl. twelve years old, caught a severe cold, and Il gave her threedropsofSloan'S Linimenton sugarI ont goiugbed. and she got no in ther withno ign ofa cd.A lit tie boy next door had croup and!I gave Uute mother the~iniment. Shegavehimn gedosoi ng to bed, and he got t: aeDea.... ' 28,0.eamI EL0 --se.s1--r-. etfree, SENTINEL OF EUROPE Gibraltat an imposing Sight to the Visitor. Great Rock It Mystet-lous, W.ndefudi, Beautiful) abfibei-, Adeodilig as One Sees it-=-Gieatniesi iA its 6igificafit, N'ot Ifs iei. London.-No matter at what hour 4 one approaches Gibraltar, it is a mem orable occasion. The gpeat rock is mysterious, wonderful, beautifi, som ber, according as onie Bes it in the early mfrbiht haze0 at inda at sunset, &t iinnigh. It WEB nOt y.t kfeaifshi tiiBe on Deceinbet a treh *6 fii.Bt si that great mia 8t jIUassio limestone and realized th't we were at the most im portant gateway in the world. Directly east opened the blue Mediterranean, gilded in morning sunshine, a few far off boats stranded in the golden path. The southern mountains stretched away in uneven masses of rose and lilac; across the channel, gloomy Gib raltar, formidable eAd gte*Bplie in the early shadows, bristling With #a seen portholes, pie-mrcd the kioude at the 'height of & Fqaftet 6 it hile. These, the Pillai-s at Arietules, beyond whith the boldest on6 feared to sail! Monbiments left by the Phoenician god when he tore the continents asunder Mount Abyla, on the right; Mount Calpe (Gebel-al-Tarike), on the left the mountain of God and of Tarik, the Moor! . Tarik ibn Zijad, at the command of Musa, the African viceroy of the ca liph of Damascus, headed an expedi tion of Moors and built the first fort ress on the rock early in the sev.en teenth century. Today the tower of the castle he commenced in 1713 may still be seen In a prominent position back of the town. Before the anchor dropped boats were heading toward us laden with oranges and tangerines; others freight ed with nothing but olives. A steam launch brought Cook's men, labele4 and uniformed; and a swarthy com plexioned flower man with little nose gays of violets and bunches of red roses. Conspicuous among the new arrivals was a big man with bright, restless eyes, wearing a broad som brero. Someone whispered; "Mark Twain's guide." Nearing the wharf we spied a group of Arabs, in blue burnouses,. brightened by crimson sashes and fezzes and yellow slippers. Summit of Famed Gibraltar. Their pointed hoods flapping in the wind, they looked weird and haggard as Vedder's Cumean sibyl. But the thing that impresses one most is the rock, which has been called more names than any other rock in the world-"the rock of the Mediterranean," "the formidable dead sentinel of Europe," "the crouching lion," "England's insurance sign," "the watchdog of the Mediterranean," "the bolt to Europe's front door," "a rock-bound city of cannon and wild flowers." As one approaches it from the Atlantic It looks like a great, crouching lion ready to pounce upon Spain, its tall toward the sea. It Is from one-fourth to three-fourths of a mile wide and some three miles long. Its greatness is in its significance, not Its size. WOODEN LEG FOR HEAVY MAN Locomotive Engineer on Northern Pacific Had Lost His Limb in an Accident. Spokane.-A. D. Bull claims to have recently made a. wooden leg for the heaviest man on the American conti tent wearing such a limb. Mr. Bull said: "This leg was made for B. A. Ken nedy, living at the Pedicord hotel. He weighs 348 pounds. He was formerly a Northern Pacific engineer and his leg was taken off In an accident. I had to send to California -for the big gest piece of special wood in our Oak land place with which to make the leg." Mr. Bull also made a leg recently for W. E. Jerman, aged seventy-six, of Post Falls, Idaho, and is now mak ing one for A. C. Flanders, a construc tion engineer, for the Granby Smelt ing company of Granby, B. C. Mr. Flanders has been located at Valdez, Alaska, recently and came from there to Spokane to get the leg made. Court for Boy Offenders. Chicago.-A boys' court, where youths between the ages of seven teen and twenty-one will be tried for lawbreaking, will be established in Chicago In .a few weeks. It will be the only court In the world exclu sively for boy offenders. irish Raise Protest. Chicago.-Fifty thousand Irish resi dents of Chicago have joined in a cru sade to oppose the sale of green snakes, green lizzards and green pigs as St, Patrick's day) emblems. Citizens Dance Tango on Street. Galveston, Tex.-While 15 'bands played, citizens' danced the tango on Broadway, a nev street 300 feet wide and 2%/ miles' lng. They were cele brating Texas ~dependence day. An sibiity. Officer-The ~ agistrate will give all of you a he ng In the morning. Prisoner-He Gan't give a hearing to Bill Jones. Officer--Why ~'t he? Prisoner-Bece Bill's been'Stone deaf for the lasen years. Softened, "Why didn't you whip your dog?" "Because when I started in to whip 1im he licked me." For any sore use l4anford's Ba am. Adv. Mixed LangagO. *Wbat's 14eniry's walk in life?" "He ti-ns a news stand."-Baltimore ametan. RUB-MY-TISM Vill cure your Rheumatism and all cinds of aches and painis-Neut-algia, 3ramps, Colic, Sprains, Bruaet, tute. )ld Sores, Burns, tt. Antiseptic knodyne,, Pdce '5c.-Adv. Mounted. Hvwell-He's usually on the high iorse. Powell-Yes, he's a sort of a eques rian statue of himself. ACHY FEELINGS. PAMlf IN LINtBS md all Malarlous indleations rein'oved )y Elixir Babek, that well kE*h iem dy for all such disea have take up the ft bottles of rour 'Elixir BabekW *#h ve not felt o well and entitelY free from pain in imbs for five YarS."-Mrs. E Higgins. racksonvillm. FIa. |ixftr babek 50 cents. all drugmists or yParels Post prepaid from Klooew ki& Co.. Washin~gton. D. a. A Long Way. "Those Immigrants certainly make heir money go a long way." "Yes, most of -it goes away to Eu ope. Important to Mothere Examine carefully every rbttle of 1ASTORIA, a safe ?nd Barb remedy for nfants and children, and see that It Bears the ignature of a Use For Over 30 Years. hildren Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Undoubtedly. "Did your vaccination take?" "Yes--ny last dollar."-Baltimore Kmerican.. "ACE COVERED WITH PIMPLES 214 Brevard St., Tampa, Fla. 'Some three years ago I commenced o suffer from a rash on my face and oack. Before the pimples came on my ace there were a lot of blackheads. It ooked as if the blackheads toirned ato pimples because after a little hile aft of them were gone and my ace was covered with pimples. They vere small at first but gradually ;ew and right at the' end of each >imple it was all white. I carelessly oicked them with my finger nails, rhich made them spread, and I soon scovered them on my back. My ack was covered with pimples and ay face the same way. At night I ould hardly sleep on account of the urning and itching sensation they aused. I did not like to go out be ause the pimples caused disfigure lent. "Seeing the advertisement of Cuti ura Soap and Ointment in one of he magazines I sent for a sample. I ought some Cuticura Soap and Oint ient, and I am glad to be, able to ay that I am entirely cured of pim les." (Signed) Jno. 0. Darlington, an. 25, 1913.-. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold froughout the world. Sample of each -ee with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post mrd "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston."-Adv. . Rushing Business. "Well," said the business manager athe new salesman, "how many or ers did you get yesterday?" "I got two orders in one place." "That's the stuff! What were they?" "One was to get out and the other ras to stay out." Hudson Bay Wireless. The Canadian minister of marine las announced at Ottawa that his de lartment is making active prepara Ions to improve the aids to naviga kidn on the Hudson bay route this sea on. Twelve, new lighthouses will be stablished from the South Straits/to 'ort Nelson, and a wireless station rill be established somewhere on the traits. - Napoleon's Day of Gloom. One hundred years ago the Empress laria Louisa and her son; the king f Rome, fled from Paris to Blois. The ight was contrary to their own wishes nd the advice of the council of state, ut was deemed necessary In compli nce with Napoleon's expressed com land that under no circumstances rere his wife and daughter to be al >wed to fall Into thle hands of, the nemy. The carriages were not called ntil it was found that the armies of Lie allies were almost at the gates of 'aris. Even then the young king of ~ome refused to get Into the carriage, linging to the curtains of the pal ce which he was about to leave for' ver.. The long- train of Imperial car [ages was escorted from the city by 00 soldiers of Napoleon's old guard, those hearts were filled with genuine orrow. 'AKE SALTS TO FLUSH KIDNEYS IF BACK HURTS ays Too Much Meat Forms Uric Acid Which Clogs the Kidneys and Irritates the Bladder. Most folks forget that the kidneys, ke the bowels, get sluggish and clog ed and need a flushing occasionally, Ise we have backache and dull misery r the kidney region, severe head ches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, ::id stomach, sleeplessness and all arts of bladder disorders. You simply must keep your kidneys etive and clean; and the moment you sel an ache or pain in the kidney egion, get about four ounces of Jad alts from any good drug store here, ike a tablespoonful in a glass of 'ater before breakfast for a few days nd your kidneys will then act fine. 'his famous satts is made from the cid of grapes and lemon juice, com mned with lithia, and Is harmless to ush clogged kidneys and stimulate bem to normal activity. It also nen ralizes the acids in the urine so it o longer irritates, thus ending blad er disorders.. Jad 3alts is harmless; inexpensive; iakes a delightful effervescent lithia ;ater drink which everybody should ike now and then to keep their kid eys clean, thus avoiding serious com lications. A well-known local druggist says he ells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be eve in overc' ing kidney trouble rhile it is only ouble.-Adv. No $ immer. Edna-Did she ink in the social ea? "Winifred-Yes; e went beyond er depth--Judge. With .nOr justice a less desire IWO WOMEN AVOID OPERATIONS 5y Taldng Lyda E Pink. ham's Vegetable t Compound. Chicto ll-Imust thank ou with1 i MY heart for Lydia B. Pinkha's VegetbIe, Corn pound. I tsedibga to ingydueOforiills and remedi6s an d 'I hadheadacnhednd - i couldnoteat,andthe doctor claimed I had female trouble and' must have an oper tion. I read ii the paper about Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege ble Compound and I have takenitand el lne- A Iady said -one iday, 'Oh, I el so tired all thie thiue and have head he:' i said, 'rake Lydia 2. Pbik m s egetab1e Cormpouid and she i and feels fizne iw."-- ' - IL AwScNck, 1438 N. Pauix St'eet, ficago, Illinois. The Other Case. Dayton, Ohio.-" LydiaE. Pinkham's getable Compound relieved me of ins in my side that I had for years C id which doctors' medicines failed to lieve. It has certainly saved me from t operation. I will be glad to assist t au by a personal letter to any woman r the same condition."- Mrs. J. W. s IERSR, 120 Cass St., Dayton, Ohio. If you want s pecial advice rite to Lydia E. Pinkham Med line Co. (confidential) Lynn, [ass. Your letter wlU be opened, ad and answered by a woman, ad held in strict confidence. Once in a while you will see a girl io carries as. much special scenery a big theater production. Source of Modern Styles. The attendant led the visitor Into e violent ward. "For heaven's sake!" exclaimed the I eanger, "what are those lunatics 9 ing with that straw, leaves, flowers, I thers and ribbons?" "Our millinery department," ex a.ned the attendant. "This is where e hat styles. originate." Putnam Fadeless Dyes 'will last un the goods wear out. Adv. New Telescope Gun. A new sighting arrangement called' e fococamic telescope is to be a ture of the French heavy artillery. ie new telescope is attached to the n, and enables the whole of the rizontal to be seen by the gunners. Deferring to Expert Opinion. Represntative Richmond P. Hob n, who was the hero of the big boat aking in Santiago harbor during the >anish-American war, and who later ad his reward in being kissed by the ngest and loveliest line of girls town to history, was cross-examining iss Minnie Bronson, an. anti-suffra st, at a hearing before a congres nal committee. ~So you don't think women would as well as men ln-politics?" asked r. Hobson. "I emphatically do not," replied Miss -onson. "Well, tell us why. We would like hear more of that." "For one thing, women are much ore emotional than men?" "Certainly." "Can that be possible?" "Nobody should know that better an you, in view of your experience rectly after the Spanish-American ar."-The Popular Magazine. Gentleman or Churl? Be a gentleman, young man, for It 1I pay you a golden rate of interest.. >u will never get anywhere by re ring, surly answers. You might be rprised to:know that if you should eet the president of a railroad and k him a civil question that you luld get a most courteous reply. alk into the biggest concern in any ty and ask for the manager. Hie will eet you with a smile and return the andest answer to your query. It Is .e ignorant cub in the country depot -the window washer in a big offie ho hand back the discourteous an vers. That's why they always re ain cubs and window washers. The llows who reach the presidency of .ilroads and the managemerit of large ncerns do so because they are gen emen and always return the -soft re y. It costs nothing to be a gentle an and besides you will find that ich a route leads down beside still aters and up through green valleys. he churl plows through the mud of ~rfdom and breathes the dust of sla ry. You choose the path-gentle an or churl.-Kansas City Star. UPWARD START. fter Changing from Coffee to Postum. Many a. talented person Is kept back caue of the interference of coffee ith the nourishmezit of the body. This is especially so with those hose nerves are very sensitive, as is ten the case with talented persons. here is a simple, easy way to get d of coffee troubles and a Tenn dy's experience along these lines Is orth considering. She says: "Almost from the beginning of the e of cofiee it hurt my stomach. By o time~ I was flfteenl I was almost nervous wreck, nerves all Unstrung, strength to endure the most trli'ial ing, either work or fun. "There was scarcely anything I >uld eat that would agree with me. he little I did eat seemed to give .e more trouble than It was worth. I as lierally starving; was so weak I >uld not sit up long at a time. "It was then a friend brought me a t cup of Postum. I drank part of-'It rd after -an hour I felt as though I ad had something to eat - felt :rengthened. That was about five ears ago, and after continuing Post m in place of coffee and gradually etting stronger, today I can eat and gest anything I want, walk as mucb s I want. M~y nerves are steady. "I- believe the first thing that diG te any good, pnd gave me an upward tart, was P'oktum, and I use it alto ether now inst'ead of coffee." Name given by the Postum Co., attle Creek, Mich. Postum noir comes In two forms: Regular- Postum - must be well iled. 15c and 35c packages. Instant Postum-is a soluble pow er. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly Sa cup of hot water anld, with cream ad sugar, makes a delicians beY ge Instantly. 300 and 50c tIns. The cost per cup of both kinds I Rubbing wears 4lothes out-wears vou out-wastes time -wastes work. RUB N[0-MORE WASH ING POWDER saves ;iothe -sawves you iaves time; because t loosens dirt witha >ut rubbing. NcamO 0 isa biess dirt u niover for lothe. It leins odi dishes, ;siaki; toires and cleaM and sweetens yoar milkcrocs. It kills germs. It does : not need liot water. UB-NO-MORE RUB-NO-MORE arbo Naptha Soap Washinr Powder Five Cents-All Grocers - ta [he Rub-No-More CosFtWayne, nd. fte ha O.l 6eP$ IisN a Sest Quality Largest Variew V4 DRESSJNG R g Tre re "fw inl G1LT EDlGE the only ladi'shoe dresina that pad ~ -'- OIL Blacks and polih- ladies' an r 's bots and shoes, shines without rub ping. 25e, "French Gloss," 1Oc. X, STAR combination for cleanin and p -1Ushingali f ruet or tanshoes IOc. "Dandy" sze 25c. " -QICK WHITE" (in liquid form with aPont*) =c=ean= and whitens diry canvas sh, BABY ELITE c~nMbnai for sentlemee who ta as ide iMhin their shoe look AI. Restoca color aad as tr = alsh Polh with a h6h or oth. IOt. Elite"sixe25c. if yer dealer does not keep the kind.wa, send ERE CO' &8h M6 Albany St Cambridge. Mama, The O0961dareienfcfmo S ___ st] o W.L.DOUGLAS' SHOES I Men's : S - Misses,BdysChld ren $LBO1 S.IS2.50 an business h -- w w T1 1870; - aw t Iute kind of .Dr hosh . at esoi $ 1006,279 fe Nni REe SS T)ugAM ses iUB2T3TTEm11. h Ths is the rea o w ML o a d 44ontland % Grad Faw. Onis stMdards C rot h#An Iowered and the ic rv ind opt Sen f ho ieLit unesat exo~UMabe manreo 'Sic rish Boy, n SorelPr dicamen e taindtot Full Hs Ntiver FrancisJ. Kil e a Chiant bdoeof thes orgaie 1 r1t'. oftershd ng steyaout hisary ostrmugles i he nativelpeat all clingin o: hise md was determinedstao get ongo i ;he new country , W.1.PUGA, g r ad mae ahous-tohse raves >hneighbor ordet gihen bje-t >fftig antonm. Prce ronaple hree promapi ed for oric anisn riendh Bo, bSresln lcikaent preu tielaed tou thul ith hstive Counry'sWit The stoy abouedi earlyutrfuggesapn1 >arredca He asg bagreenceo, witht n wafotrminero to getl aon its o r odHotly pused bougth agrw ow-g :randh made a oue-t ohe canae, s y alf he haypl fovr workh hi ant W m nelae ou tse at hung ithertie jfC nenes. r The bady ofe t oueSpen :ot half the ayover cauldnt hispaess t L laugh at the sorry spectacle the P ittle fellow made. Ir ".Why, hello!" she exclaimed, "when 8E lid you get over?" "Begorry, madam," replied the im. paled one, "by the looks iv me, sure, s :m not over yet."v Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up 10 years ao. They regulate and invigorate stomach, lyer and bowels. Sugar-coated A iny granules. Adv. issuing a Form., h "Say," exclaimed the excited young W an with the discolored optics, "1 ant you to strike me off .a few thou and cards."T "All right, sir," responded the print- ri r. "What shall I put on them?'' 1a "Just print 'None of your business' w~ n big type. Then when the next per on asks me how I got this black eye, ni :can just hand him a card and save t a ords."n To cool a burn apply Hanford's Bal- t iam. Adv. c Lloyd-George Smiles. n The caustic tongue of David Lloyd- w 3eorge recently caused Sir John Ran- c< les to move in the house of commons: That this house contemplates with h regret the repeated inaccuracies of thea 3hancellor of the exchequer and his, ross and unfounded attacks on y lividuals." When the motion was de bated Lloyd-George responded with g what T. P. O'Connor declares was the d most brilliant speech of .his car'eer. a lhe motion was not carried. Double Misfortune. "Dear, the coal is all out."g "That's bad, for I am all in."*-Balti- B more American. ADVICE TO TiHE AGED b Age brings infirmities, -such as slaggish d bowels, weak kidneys andad liver* F Tuifts Pillsa a~~sG.s nu nteeaes VATER PRECIOUS IN EGYPT lust Be Brought From River Nile Goatskin Bottle Takes Place of Water Main and Hydrant. Lotidon.-lt the land where it rarely ' ins, all water must be brought from te river Nile, whose sources of sup ly lie a thousand miles distant, says 'opular Mechanics. The goatskin 9 ottle and the earthen jar here take he place of water mains and hy- in rants. The camel and the ox slowly of i-n the crude wooden gears which C9 It water from the sluggish river in eE uckets lashed to a rude water wheel. w '-enches distribiite the precious fluid is al a] 1~ tp i ,alro Water Vender Selling Drinking ti Water From Earthen Jar. ti o fields where cotton, sugar cane and ice are grown In the black alluvial oil. True,-steam pumps are seen in - creasing numbers and irrigation pro ts of vast importance have been ullt, but Egypt is essentially the land 'f the sikias (water wheels worked iy oxen) and shadufs (water lifts vorked by hand). NAS NEWS TO KING ALFONSO panlsh Monarch Learned from a Pic ture the Manner of Henry IV's Death. Lonaon.-A curious little story Is old about King Alfonso of Spain. He 'ecently visited Bayonne and in pected the local museum, which con ained; among otfier treasures, a real stic picture of the death of Henry IV >f France. After looking intently at the plc ;ure, King , Alfonso suddenly ex- b :laimed: "But Henry is not dying a natural leath!" "Of course," reriarked one of his French guides, diplomatically, "your d ajesty remembers that Henry was E ssassinated." % But King Alfonso did not remem ber. "By whom was he killed, then?" e asked. ] "He was killed by a monk named Ravaillac," said the guide. e h Then the king appeared to compre end, for he exclaimed: "A king killed-by a monk! Now I uderstand why the story was never told me." SPANKING NINE IS'LARGE'JOB olored Mother Says .It -Takes Her Breath, But She Deems it Her Duty. F Spokane.-While investigating In tl the home of women who receive aid nder the mothers', pension .act As istant Probation Officer Miss Lillie Breese found a colored 'woman who t leclared she was so Interested In the f welfare of her children that she often ~ spanked all nine of them, beginning g :n the olaest and going down the line. C "Well, lan' sakes, Miss Breese, Ah a slio does try to raise dem chilluns 1 properly," said the mother. "Some- a imes the chilluns all do wrong an' Ah begins on the oldest and spanks all the way down. Ah know it Is my duty, but befo' Ahi is done Ah a Is nearly out ob breaf. If dem chil- D luns does wrong whose fault am It? "Ahi say, If dem chilluns go .Into 1i dat street who am to blame?" She 'l then pointed to herself, adding, "Ah d s to blame, Miss Breese." , 1 The woman receives $35 to aid herd in caring for her nine children and 1: an invalid husband.C SUCKED FINQER; GETS $300 First- Aid to Dog-Bitten Woman Re-. membered In Will After Many Years. Dedham, Mass.-The -gallantry of William J. Courtney in sucking the finger of Mrs. Mary V. E. Hill after she had been bitten by a dog, seven years ago, will net him $300 through her will, filed for probate here. The bequest was designzated by the testa tor' "as a small remembrance of a 1 courageous act" in her behalf. Mrs. Hill was riding in a railroad train with a dog In her lap, when the animal suddenly showed symptoms of hydrophobia, and bit her finger. Court ney, who was in the next seat, at once 1 seized the Injured member and drew out the Infection. He had forgotten the incident until Informed of the be quest. Girl Lectured on Hair Dressing. Chicago.-An official lecturer for a big department store told an audience of salesgirls. that the loops of hair they wear over the ears make them less efficient because they can't hear everything the patrons say. Lack of Union Label Causes Trouble. Peoria, 11.-The 400 delegates to the convention of the 'United Mine Work ers of Illinois refused to attend a theater performance because the tick ets given them gratis bore no union Couple Hold-Up Lawyer. Chicago.-While a man held a revol ver to the head of Herman S. Wald man, a wealthy lawyer, a woman com panion of the hold-up man :-earched him and took $50. Makes Students Shovel Snow. Bayonne, N. J.-Principal Preston H. Smith had male stuaents of the high school who were In arrears for dues remove snow from in front of the school. So Much Simpler.. "Smith Is making a brave fight of his failure. He declares he is going tp ~work hard 'until he can pay his crditors 100 cents on the dollar." "ut James, deai-,'why does be want to ~Iethemg o. many, pennies? Why. Aust~1themthe dollar?"~ - '-'' - - ."'S''~'-.'' ,. .'ood Cheer Diges pspeptcs Can Make the Rest o the Family Happy by Usr a Laxative-Tonic. The temper of the family and the od cheer around the-table depend40o uch on the good digestion of each dividual present that the experiences some former dyspeptics who over ,me their trouble should be of Inter t to those now suffering- In, jthis ayR The best advice one can give-b'4t it advice that is seldom heeded-is to Lt slowly and masticate each mouth L carefully. However, if slow eating id careful mastication fail the next d is one close to nature, Dr. Cald ell's Syrup Pepsin. This remedy Is i eicellent digestant, and-In addition. P helping in the digestion of the food, o ts gently on the liver, and bowels, tb dding them of the .accumilation of: h aste thet should long ago have been a 3,ssed off.-. It is safe, reliable, pleas atasting, and results are guaran Mij. S. Martin, of Joplin, Mo., now t r, thinks-Dr. CaIdwell's Syrup Pepsin p as helped him to a longer and hap- 1J er life. ,He has not felt so good In i1 sars as he has since taking this ex- t lent medicnle, and In spite of his C r years he sayehe feels like a-boy.. t It is the ideal resmedy for lndiges on. no matter how bevere constipa I on, no matter how c4ronit'biIn 4 ess, headaches, gas on the'stomach, I rowsiness after eating d similar anoyances. . GOOD SOIL, GOOD CLIVAI to live with. The best all roI Write for free booklet; tells a secretary Board of Tz The Limit. "Darling, I would die for you." "Well, don't dye your hair green. et."-Baltimore American. ave Hanford's Balsam-~on band flo ccidents. Adv. Misplaced Affection. When a man was fined .at North ,ondon recently. for being drunkf and isorderlL it was stated that about ne o'clock in the morning he was inging at the top: of his vobe,'4ith is arms round a lamp-post., Magistrate-What was he singing? Constable-You made me love you. Kill: the Files Now and Prevent sease. A DAISY FLY KILLER wlld6i.T ills thousands. Lasts all season. Aldealers r six sent express paid for $1. . SOMER8t 30 Do Kalb Ave., Brooklyn, N.Y. Ar. There Withs the "Blarnef." An Irishman who was begging In ie street was asked by a lady how ; ias that such a -fine, stron'g man as. e should be asking for alms. 'With ative blarney, he replied: "Lady,'begging is the only profes-1 ion. I know in which a gentlemanlI an address a beautiful woman-with ut having an Introduction." The remark was quite profitable. No SIX-IXTY-SIX This is a presdription prepared. es-j ecially for Malaria or Chili. andI 'ever. Five or six doses 3w111 break ny case, and If taken then. as a tonic ie fever will not return. 25c.-Adv. Not Always. WIlliam J. Burns, -the eminent detet [e,. had just captured a forger who, ,rmery clean-shaven, now had -his+' ontenance disguised under a huge rowth of brown dundrearles. "Ha, ha," laughed Mr. Burns, "his sguse didn't go with me. It Isn't ways true, you see, that the best ray to get out of a scrape is to raise beard." Unflattering. Charles F. Murphy, apropos of Rich rd Crocker's famous letter, said good aturedly at Good Ground:. "Mr. Crocker's letter m'akes me feel Ie the lady at the Norristown liotel 'his lady was plainly dressed, but. she id not think that she looked out of ilace at the hotel's 75-cent table 'hote. Yet her waiter, -having set efore her a plate of soup and a plate if sh simultaneously,'bent down and rhispered In her ear: "'Eat yer soup first'" lOW TO CLEAR AWAY THOSE UGLY PIMPLES It Is so easy to get rid of pimples d blackheads with Resinol, and it osts so little, too, that anyone whose ace Is disfigured by these pests is oolish to keep on .with useless cos necs,'or complicated "beauty treat nents." See how simply it Is done: Bathe your face for several minutes sith Resinol Soap and hot water, then L~pply a little Resinol Ointment very gently. Let this stay on ten minutes, Lnd wash off with Resinol Soap anld nore hot water, finishing with a dash >f cold water to close the pores. Do :huis once or twice a day, and you will e astonished to find how. quickly the iealing, antiseptic Resinol medica :ion soothes and cleanses the pores. eaving the complexion clear and vel rety. Sold by all druggists, Resinol )intment, 50 cents and $1, Resinol soap, 25 cents.-AdV Practical Appication. "Pearls men tears." "Then buy 'em for her, and she'll: ;top crying for 'em." its Kind. "Was her new waist cut V-shaped?' "No, but the bill was."-Baltimore i~merican. Perhaps poets may be born, but liars-r tre self-made. :Wives! *DaughtersJ * A woman's organism Isa :gets, out of orerjst like a * requmres more than ordnary care * Thirearenfanysignswhiebpointto *able pains in various parts of the body; * -nies faintness,hbacache loss of a a hasbeenthemeansof restoringthousa aand strength. For more than forty yes S-thisgrawr.Today itis known thro ld.Women everywhero look upon a ~seuin naue aMt formto 5 . 'you fr tcstenrmDr. Piem Dr.Pgerce'P~atdtr~ , S MAJ. M You caL,ohtain 3r epeslatanydmiri r on#. dollar, the latte ought, .heads o famileS sula wis~ inelts ways guaranteed or moner afuded * When-yo usyrti2 981 ae the fallacy of chewing Lblets. or of taking cathartic Ills and similar'drastlC inedicn# ke these, Syrup Pepsin does s good. effect,. and by autoin raining the stomadh an beI le to- do- their worZ o be -Organs: to tt.ioicn Thlt whgtotrWafr a i otte a obtain itipsla; M ard with your mamen inF~< Bgood. A.. We make - these varia drive. .Wi.a C A tANO 1 ThectOldeim't *_* *1n ca ORLIE&I 0 LIVER& IDNN-TE t Al desiers Sample ma waes amllil hetpfl tiat veSaleu Lb wa~eufl at. weeks~ al. weaezswhileean; e ERODE SLAND BEDSlad CA NE a O -. r1 RLOTTE-~ ............EY ImI BadorHd .y elcae er delcat pece snabiery,~~' iwasofsuf~ .eringion to W.ja .U. 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