The Abbeville messenger. (Abbeville, S.C.) 1884-1887, June 29, 1886, Image 7
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. < "What if, while I sit here a'one,
A voice I have not heard for years
Should gr et me in the low swuet tono
That once was mu&io to my ears;
And I should stark from memory's sway,
And, turning, ilud you sitting there
"Unchanged, as though 'twere yesterday
Your feet went tripping down the sta r.
Or if, upon some summer day.
'Mid song of birds and hum of bees,
I should go down the wuodland way
To our old tryst beneath the trees;
And, starti 'g back in glad surprise,
I should bohold you waiting th re,
The o'd light shining in your eyes?
The sunlight taugled in your hair.
In vain I shall not fog the glow
Of wine-brown eyes or catch the smilo
"Of ruby lips; but yet I know
That you are near mo all tho while.
For I so loved you in that ran;e
Of sunny years that my poor heart
"Would bleed afresh and count it ft range
To think God hold us far apart
And so, when evening shadows creep
And night falls softly o'er tho lea.
"You toutfh my oyelids and I sleop,
And sleeping, dream o 'leaven and thee.
And when some summer morn shall break ;
That flnds mo chilled by death's cold dew, j
You need but kiss me, I shall wake,
And waking be in heaven with you.
?Jean Inglcsido. j
THE ASTROLOGER'S DUPE!
A little old woman, gray-haired and |
trembling, sat a little while ago in the j
back ollice of a Wall-street stock broker, i
Her gaze was fixed on a wide blackboard,
where chalk figures showed tho drift of
stock market quotations; there was no
lustre in lier eve; her whole aspect was
thato f one dumbfounded, brokenhearted, j
She had a sad story to tell were there !
-only spirit enough left to her for a recital.
A year ago she came to this same j
brokerage office. Her purse was fat with
iiank bills and she gave an order for the
purchase of 500 shares of a stock which
had been active a long time. The broker
advised her against the purchase, and
told her plainly that he had what he believed
excellent reasons for expecting a
hi...vy decline in the particular stock she
had selected to buy. But she persisted
in her determination, declaring that she i
had information which could not be j
wrong that the stock was bound to go j
, -up a good deal very soon. She had lier 1
way, despite the counsels that plainly j
predicted the loss of her money. She j
left ?5,000 in cash as a 10 per cent, margin
to protect her interest and went her
way with a calm confidence shown on
her countenance. "I shall make a good i
-deal of money," she said as she left, "for
the information I have comes from the
very highest authority." The stock per- j
perversely declined forthwith, and eacA I
day saw some fraction clipped off of the
preceding day's quotation. Within a
mouth the original $5,000 margin had [
dwindled down to $1,000, and the broker
was obliged to call for another deposit
from his customer to protect her interest,
she came down town with the same selfsatisfied
smile, and with the same expres- j
\ sions of confidence produced her rounded I
purse again. Four thousand dollars she j
left in the broker's hands this time.
"The advance, I am told, has been unavoidably
delayed a little while," she said,
with a tone full of assurance and faith,
"but it is bound to come soon now, and
I feel as sure that my money is safe as if
I had it all in bank awaiting my orders."
This was in response to further grave predictions
from the broker, who, by much
argument tried to convmcc her that she
was being misled. Another short period
elapsed; and another enforced call was
made upon the sunny faced old lady.
Just a bare suspicion of disquiet was be.
ginning to show itself, but there was no
backdown in her action. Out came
more money. Aud so a little later did
more still follow. Then not long ago
she came yet again; now she brought her
hank book. She showed to the broker j
that a year ago it credited her with de- j
posits of $18,000, of which but $2,500 j
remained; and that $2,500?every penny '
of it, every penny she possessed in the ;
world?she handed over. She was not !
yet utterly downcast. "But yesterday," |
sue averreu. "i nati my lnlormation re- j
peatcd again and the rise which I've
waited for so long is to come now right
away." Down went the market, lower
and lower dropped the price of the'ex- 1
pcctant woman's 500 shares of stock, till I
that day a little while ago when for the !
last time she came into Wall-street again, j
dropped into an armchair before the quo- |
tation board and gazed long and listless- j
ly, as one in a deep dream, confronting
the white figures that glared out at her j
there like the eyes of so many demons.
All of her $18,000 was gone; she had j
only poverty left. But she was brave |
st.il 1 nrwl wVinn V*I
MMiv? iimuu nvi wivivci a|jp UUtllUU
her slio rose with the grace of a woman
young and queenly and thanked him for
all his courtesies and the good advice he
had waisted on her.
"Now, Madam, will you do me the
great favor of telling me from what
source you received the false information
on which you relied so implicitly and
/ risked so much money?" This was the
broker's question.
"Upon an astrologer. This was her
Amazing answer, and she named a man
whose "card" is flaunted publicly in the
metropolis. There was a stupefied broker,
a broker who got mad. He didn't say
"Fooll" but he looked it. The old lady
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talked then freely. It was no new thing,
she said, for her to seek the advice oi
thiB "astrologer," her husband had done
the satno before her and a score of hei
friends, she said, had iihplicit confidence
in the revelations of the seer.
"I'll give you $1,000," said +lic broker
hotly, "if you'll promise me one thing."
The old lady's lightening countenanct
showed that he need have no doubt oi
the promise. "Never come into Wall
street again and have no more to do with
this blanked scoundrel whose lies havo
cost you so dearly."
The promise was gladly exchanged for
the money, and^ihe old lady went lier
way. But this was not the only sequel
to this speculation. Three or four days
ago a dapper little fellow with a face
weazened around a pair of twinkling adder
eyes thrust himself into this same
brokerage office. He sought the manager
and said he wanted to buy some stock
on a margin, lie had brought a onethousand-dollar
note along to put up as the
necessary deposit, lie was just ready to
band over his money when of a sudden
he looked into the broker's face and ejaculated,
"You've got a bright ejTe; may 1
draw this bank note across them just for
a second?" The broker was astonished,
but to humor a customer, whom he supposed
to be only in a jovial mood, he
consented, and the bill blindfolded him
momentarily. The customer closed his
own eyes, withdrew the bill, and ejaculated
as if to himself alone, "Correct;
perfectly correct!" He deposited his
money, and was about to leave when suddenly
the broker, urged by a strange suspicion,
called him and said: "Will you
tell me why you went through that performance
of putting that bill over my
eyes?" "Certainly, certainly!" ejaculated
the sallow fellow. ' 'Certainly; I was
testing the information I had. I am an
astrologer, and?"
' 'Are you the man that sent Mrs. 3
here to buy stock?"
"Yes, oh yes!" and the adder-eyed
customer rubbed his hands ecstatically.
"Yes. oh yes! I told her to come here."
"You swindled her, you scoundrel."
The broker's voice wasn't sweet to
listen to, anQ the astrologer looked more
than a little seared.
"Why, I believe in the powers myself,"
he whined, "or, of course, I wouldn't be
putting up my own money." It was
011I3' because there is a Police Court in
this town that the follow was not summarily
kicked into the street. As it was
the broker contented himself with saying:
"Your account will be closed in this
office to-night. If there is anything due
you you can have it at 3 o'clock. Get
out of here now, quick." At 3 o'clock
when the gentleman called he fouud thai
something had run afoul of the markel
during the day and his 200 shares ol
stock had fallen enough in a couple ol
hours to wipe out every cent of his $1,00C
margin. And I betray only a little bil
of confidence in saying that the fellow
wouldn't have been far wrong if he had
suspected that his own broker was responsible
himself for the sudden dcclinc,
having hammered the market and pacified
his conscience anmrwli.it. in rcmnm.
branco of the duped old lady wlios<
fortune had gone at the idle dictation ol
the arrant humbug who now to some ex
tent was doing pcnance for her sorrow.?
New York Times.
Washington and Banker IIMU
It was on the 15tn day of June, 1775,
that George "Washington was choser
Commander-in-Chief of the American
army. The next day he made his answci
to Congress, in which he declared thai
he accepted the oftiee, but that ho woulc
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uiiic iiu ]>u^- nt' icn jriiuaacipma 01
his way to Boston June 21, escorted by i
troop of horsemen, and accompanied bj
Schuyler and Lee, who had just beei
made major-generals by Congress. Thej
had gone about twenty miles when thej
saw a man on horseback coming rapidlj
down the road. It was a messenger ri
ding post haste to Philadelphia, anc
carrying to Congress news of the batth
of Bunker Hill. Everybody was stirrec
by the news and wanted to know th<
particulars.
"Why were the Provincials compelled
to retreat?" he was asked.
"It was for want of ammunition," h<
replied.
"Did they staud the fire of th<
regular troops?" asked Washington anxi
ously.
"That they did, and held their owi
fire reserve until the enemy was withii
eight rods."
"Then the liberties of the country an
safe!" exclaimed Washington. lie re
membered well the scenes under Brad
dock, and ho knew what a sight it mus
have been to those New England farm
ers when a compact body of uniforme(
soldiers came marching up from th(
boats at Charlestown. If they coulc
stand fearlessly, there* was stuff in then
for soldiers.?St. Nicholas.
Room to Rent.
"Had a terrible shock this mawnin',
Awthaw. Met a low fellow who askee
mo if I had rooms to rent; actually tool
mo for a beggarly landlord."
"Oh, no, Percy. I daresay ho onb
meant to insinuate that you had ai
empty head." ,
"Do you think so? Quite a relief, las
I suah you. So awful to suspect that
I looked like a*low landloard."?Call.
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1 THE COMORO ISLES."
Picturesque Scenes in a Remote
Region or This Earth.
The Islands, Their Inhabitants andTliei]
Ruler Desoribed.
A correspondent of the NewYork Tribune
writing from Jo' r?nn s Comoro Islands.
s:\vs! Tim Comoro Islands arc
four in number, lying in the Mozambique
Channel, between Africa and the
northern end of Madagascar. The foui
islands are the Angazlya, or Green Comoro;
Arijonau, or Johanna; Mayotte,
and Moliilla. Mayotte was ceded tc
France in 1843. The other islands be
long to Arabia. The inhabitants, about
80,000, arc principally Mohametans, bul
fetichism prevails to some extent. Th<
pcoplo of Johanna find their principa
employment in connection with the ship;
calling for provisions. The trade ol
Comoro and Mohilla is cr the same character,
but the islands are not so much
frequented as in former years.
Upon entering the harbor of Moosa
noodo, the principal settlement of Joliana,
one is struck with the picturesque
beauty of the hills. From the anchorage
the town is also picturcsquc, witl
its tall minarets and its two forts?one
perched on a commanding hill and tin
other upon the beach among the sliori
houses. But the illusion is readily dispelled
upon reaching the shore. Th<
landing is upon a beach of roclcs ant
shells and through a considerable surf ii
the calmest of weather. Along the short
are strewn the washed clothes of th<
ship's officers and crews; and a set o
va^abond-lookin^ natives of all colors
o o
save that of the Caucasian, are loungim
about looking carelessly on, and present
ing a repulsive contrast to the Arabs
The costumes of the letter arc decided^
attractive; white robes with loose jack
ets, and silken girdles about their waist
supporting cimeters, the scabbards anc
i bilts elaborately finished with gold anc
i silver. These cimeters arc purchased ai
! Muscat, and costs from $."50 to $25Q^?ach
, The men's feet are encased in sandals
and large white turbans adorn thei
i heads. Many of them speak Englisl
with fluency, and French as well.
The town is dilapidated and squalic
i to the last degree; the houses of rougl
stone, cemcntcd and thatched; tin
I streets not more than five feet wide anc
; exceedingly crooked. The town is en
circled by a stone wall, twenty feet ii
i height, with an entrance at each come
; I of the inclosure through a gatcwa;
: scarcely wide enough for two person
I to pass at the same time. This wall wa
t built as a sort of defence against the pi
; rates, who were in the habit of visitinj
? tho island and stealing everything frou
I the people, even to the slaves. Slaver
[ exists to a large extent, and the Sultar
r of Johanna owns 700 beings, whom h<
keeps principally to till his lands on the
. east side of the island. The other Arabi
( also own plantations and slaves.
The inhabitants of the islands, a mix
, turc of Arabs and negroes in great part
, are intelligent and sprightly. Before the
I Civil War in the United States they pur
. chased many cotton goods from th
. American whalers, but their opportuni
ties were disastrously interrupted by th
Confederate Cruiser Alabama. Sine
then they have not fared so well unde
xae oppressions 01 rue Jtiiignsli, wno
1 they assert, "are strong enough to in
1 terfere in everybody's affairs, and t
f threaten us with the exercise of thci
t power if we biing over any more slave
I from the main."
1 The highest parts of the islands an
1 densely wooded, and the mountain side
r are so steep in some places that the top
1 of some of the trees touch the trunk* am
r roots of others. The language of thi
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' iaitiiiii, a {Hjcuimr ^vrauic uiaicct, is soi
r and pleasing to the oar. Prince Abdal
lah is perhaps one of the best educate*
I men in the Arabic territory, and I wa
3 struck with the novelty of the home, an<
1 the extreme beauty of face and physica
2 build of this full-blooded Arab. He is i
tall, soldierly-looking man, with squar
I shoulder-?, well-proportioned limbs, olivi
complexion, finely cut features, and i
5 black moustache and black hair. I wa
also surprised at the beauty of one o
3 his three wives, whom I chanced to sei
- with her mask raised. The walls of hi
house arc filled with small niches, recep
i tacles for cofTce cups, ornaments, otc
1 Couches are ranged about the reccptioi
and dining rooms, and floors are coverc<
2 with rich and heavy Turkish carpets an<
rugs. A black houri was set to fan me
- and a crowd of children gathered abou
t me, but the harem kept in the back
- ground. If any of the harem have occa
i sion to go in the street or appear in pub
l- lie it must be with her face behind
1 lhr/>rt.f>ftpnppMl must wit.1i Tior oiroa m>pti
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a ing over it. After "refreshments?con
fcctions nncl rose syrup?I walked int
tlio Prince's garden, a beautiful wildw
ness of betelnuts and cocoanuts, manda
' rin oranges and mango trees, with hetor
ogcncous patches of rice, sweet potatoc
? and beans, and here and tliero a cotto:
plant. On my departure the Princ
^ treated me with royal honors. A ban
11 of music?two drums and a. clariom-fcplaycd
for me, each of the musician
l* using his instrument regardless of th
* others. Their music reminded me c
what a home for fovndlings might be o
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Christmas morning after drums i*nd
trumpets liad been liberally distributed.
, The body-guard, about twenty native
soldiers, was drawn up, the the men
holding their arms in the most awkward
. position. But their dress was a feature
?white trousers, red coats and red caps,
co.idcmincd uniforms purchased from
the English soldiers. Scarcely one of
them had a button on his coat, so it
was fastened together with pieces of
5 string. The honors, however, were the
best the island afforded.
r Bird-Housekeeping,
From John Burroucrhs's paper on Birds'
Eggs-, in tlic Century, we quote us fol?
lows: "The bluebirds early took posses
sion, and in June their first brood had
; flown. The wrens had been hanging
; around, evidently with an eye on the
3 place (such little comedies may be witl
nessed anywhere), and now very jiatural3
ly thought it was their turn. A day or
f two after the young bluebirds had flown,
I noticed some line, dry grars clinging to
l the entrance to the cavity; a circumstance
which I understood a few moments later,
- when the wren rushed by me into the
cover of a small Norway spruce, hotly
i pursued by the male bluebird. It was a
- brown streak and a blue streak pretty
1 close together. The wrens had gone to
j house-cleaning, and the bluebird had re)
turned to find his bed and bedding being
2 pitched out-of-doors, and had thereupon
- given the wrens to understand in the
c most emphatic manner that he had no in1
tention of vacating the premises so early
i in the season. Day after day, for more
e than two weeks, the male bluebird had
c to clear his premises of these intruders,
f It occupied much of his time and not a
, little of mine, as I sat with a book in a
5 summer-house near by, laughing at his
- pretty fury and spiteful onset. On two
. occasions the wren rushed under the
r chair in which I sat, and a streak of the
- blue lightning almost flashed in my very
9 face. One day, just as I had passed the
I tree in which the cavity was placed, I
I heard the wren scream desperately; turnt
ing, I saw the little vagabond fall into ,
the grass with the wrathful bluebird
, fairly upon him; the latter had returned
r just in time to catch him, and was cvii
dently bent on punishing him well. But
in the squabble in the grass, the wren
1 escaped and took refuge in the friend- i
i Iv evergreen. The bluebird paused for J
c a moment with outstretched wings look- |
I ing for the fugitive, then flew away. A
- score of times during the month of June
i did I see the wren taxing every energy
r to get away from the bluebird. lie would
y dart into the stone wall, under the floor
s of the summer-house, into the weeds?
s anywhere to hide his diminished head.
- | The bluebird with his bright coat looked
t liKc a policeman in uniform in pursuit of
ii some wicked, ru?ty little street gamin,
y Generally the favorite house of refuge of
i the wrens was the little spruce, into
b which their pursuer made no attempt to
3 follow them. The female would sit con3
cealcd amid the branches, chattering in
a scolding, fretful way, while the male,
- with his eye upon his tormcnter, would
, perch on the topmost shoot and sing,
i Why he sang at such times, whether in
- triumph and derision, or to keep his
e courage up and reassure his mate, I conld ,
- not make out. When his song was sudc
denly cut short and I glanced to see :
d him dart down into the spruce, my eye j
r usually caught a twinkle of blue wings
, hovering near. The wrens finally gave
- up the fight, and their enemies reared .
o their second brood in peace."
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3 Vegetation in Mexico. ;
Somebody, writes a correspondent of I
e the Boston Transcript, has aptly described j
3 the scenery between Vera Cruz and j
s Cardova as "an ocean of verdure which
1 in the rainy season becomes an ocean of
q flowers." Plantations of coffee, banant
as, pineapples, tobacco and sugar cane
- stretch away on every side. Gardens
1 are hedged with giant magnolias and tall
s yuccas, or bordered by mango trees laden
1 with odorous fruit, interspersed by cit^
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i rous. liijo, miicy, uiangus, puim-granares,
a olives, papaws and a liundred strange
e and luscious varieties never seen at the
B north. Far as the eye can reach are enda
less fields of heliotrope, mignonette,
9 ageratum, nasturtiums and other dainty
f favorites that arc the pride of our greenb
houses?here springing up spontaneously
s and attaining their perfection. Anon we
- pass impenetrable thickets of wild bam.
boo," towering, like Jack's fabled beana
italk; or grooves of enormous live oaks,
1 whosf gnarled arms are burdened by
1 floating bunches of air plants. Gigantic
, cypresses look like venerable druids,
t with their long gray beards of Spanish
- moss; and forests India rubber, mahogony,
rose, tulip and cedar trees are
- twined with innumerable creepers,
a Every lichen-covered limb is gay with
t- flor de oro?golden blossoms spotted
- with black, smelling like musk; or with
n nnrnlft r>;iMsir>n vines, flor de r.hnrnlntp
- "all saints' flowers" and innummcrnble
i- others whose twisted stems flaunt their
- blossoms at the top of the tallest trees,
is Here are miles and miles of fuchsias,
a geraniums and oleanders, grown into
e trees with good sized trunks; vegetable
d patches fenced with gorgeous roses; con
vulvuli in every imaginable color, mimis
oaal guava trees, the precious mafafa
e and alcatraz, and the zarra jmrra, from
>f whose myriad water cups tho traveler
n may quench his thirst.
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CLIPPINGS FOR THE CURIOUS. T~
Before lying down to oat the ancient
Roman took oil his shoes. $
Evil spirits, it was bclievod in old
times often took the form of a fly, and
the term "fly" was once a popular syuo- j ^
nym for a familiar spirit.
Curious in the statistics of births is
the fact that there is always a larger |
number of boys born than girls. The *
proportion varies from 102 [to 106 hoys
to 100 girls.
Of the 23,000 acres in the town of 1
Newtown, L, I., 18*18 are occupied by
cemeteries. A million bodies are now
buried in tlicsc places, and the annual interments
amount to 28,000. E
A Chicago writer speaking of the Chinese
in that city, says that while the men
appear to have a great deal of hair, cx- I
in ination of the jrg-tails reveals that
nearly two-thirds of that appendage is
plaited silk thread.
To obtain money to carry on a war
against the Indians, Gov. West of South
Carolina, in 1080, offered a price for 1
every Indian captive, and then sold all
who were brought in to West-Indian j
slave dealers, who again disposed of
them profitably to West-Indian planters.
Nothing disgraced the humanity of the ^
past like the neglect and cruelty practiced
towards the wounded in war.
Under modern law, the ambulances and ^
military hospitals for the wounded arc
held to be neutral property, and arc respected
and protected by the belligerents '
It is gravely related in an Illinois newspaper
that after a peach tree on the farm
of James M. Baker of Palmyra, had
blown down, the broken trunk was stuck
in the fire under a soap kettle. Not a
blossom was on the tree, but when the
heat of the fire penetrated the bniuchcs
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the tree burst into full bloom.
The great reforms in modern interna- |
tional law, due especially to the spirit of
Christianity, begun in great part with
the eminent Dutch publicist, Grotius,
early in the seventeenth centurj'. He
taught humanity towards women, clerks,
farmers, merchants and to all in battle
who cried quarter or offered to yield.
Making tlie Alligator Useful.
S:iys a Florida letter to the Chicago
Turns-. A heathen stranger would certainly
say that the alligator was the
totum of the tribe and the presiding genius
of the place, for it is 110 exaggeration
to say that one may sec that reptile here
in a thousand appearances?dried or
stuffed in the shops, highly ornamented
in the stores, alive in tanks, big alligators
in pens, imitation wooden alligators
011"the streets, little alligators in tubs,
alligators of assorted sizes in the museums,
skeletons of alligators in the drug
stores, alligator skins tanned in the leather
stores and hundreds of different articles
of jewelry of alligator teeth mounted
on gold, silver or nickel. You can bu^ i
a live alligator from six inches to two
feet long or a dead, dried and stuffed
one fourteen feet long.
A favorite device is thus manufactured:
Take an alligator two feet long, the tail
as much longer, split it down the front
and take out the entrails; then bend the
tail i|p so the creature can be put in a
sitting posture, sew up the front and
color it to concsal the opening, and dry
tllfi tllinor tn snliilitw TMinn witVi /-?->??
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mouth and glistening teeth, the cadaver
is set upon a stand at the door and smiles
a saurian welcome on the customers.
The forelegs arc often bent around a cardbasket
or Japan saucer; and if for sale, a
placard held in its mouth announces, "I
want to go North," or "I smile to see a
customer," or the like. One is surprised
to find the ugly reptile the source of so
much art and wit. When the basket is
made of some sea creature's carapace and
is filled with assorted shells, the richness
of the design is complete.
Man Eaters.
Conscious cannibalism is by no means
confined to the Feejce islands. The Rio
Virgen tribes of the Arancanos In lians.
on the northern const of Chili, do not
hesitate, in hard winter, to keep the pot
boiling by slicing up a few of their superfluous
relatives; and Dr. Nachtigal is
positive that the country north and cast
of the Congo is swarming with twolegged
man-eaters. The Dvak3 of Borneo,
who gather skulls as our red men '
used to gather scalps, now and then eat a 1
personal enemy as a matter of hygienic 1
precaut.on, on the theory that tho wizard '
spells of the dead man's relatives can
thus be rendered ineffectual. Sparodic I
cases of cannibalism occur in every East
Indian famine. Tho nations of Europo 1
alone are in that respect total abstainers, 1
at present at least, for Roman traditions '
date hack to a time when the Leestrygoncs
of southern Italy kept special stock
yaras lor fattening tneir prisoners of |
war.?Dr. Oncald.
The Rabbit as a Speculator.
A sagacious rabbit once bought a
young woif for a trifling sum, and determined
to raise him; but when the
wolf became big and strong he waited
till'Thanksgiving Day and then killed
the rabbit and dined on the carcas?.
Moral.?This fable teaches the insecurity
of foreign investments, and intimates
that the hen that hatches out a
strange egg is liable to obtain an unnatural
child.?Life.
Parted.
The silver brook will mis? tlico;
Tho breezo tbat used to kiss theo,
lihI rulllo with a soft caress tby curls of
sunny liuir;
When the early dewdrops glisten
On tho roses, they will liston
'or thy step upon tho garden walk,thy laughter
iu the air.
Tho meadows gay with flowers,
The summer's leaf3' bowers,
Vill know thy joyous smilo no more; tho
woodlands stand forlorn;
I hear tho soft complaining
Of birds, from mirth refraining,
Mat greeted with their carols sweet thy
waking every morn.
Poor mother! hush thy weeping,
Above thy darling sleeping,
for fret with aught of earthly grief the stillness
whore ho lies,
Flowers In his littlo lingers,
"Where tho rosy flush still lingers,
Tov the angels are his pla3'niaios on tho plains
of Paradise.
HUMOROUS.
' Upside down?A feather bed.
Always pronounced wrong, even by the
jest scholars?Wrong.
Glaziers take pleasure in tlic though!
hat this is a world of pane.
"What is the latest?" was asked of %
;vit. "Twelve P. M.," was the curt
ply.
The unfortunate head of a family wlKP
"ell into a vat of hot water is said to ha*9
jecn pa boiled.
People hire lawyers in certain casc3 f<*r
two reasons. One is for the settlement
}f disputes and the other 'to dispute sal?
t[ements.
"Shrouds!" exclaimed an old lady
who was listening to an old sea-captain^
story, "what do you have them at se?
For?" "To bury dead calms in."
An original way of answering two
questions at a time: "Here, Bid'iy,
what's the time o' night, and where'a
the portaty pudding?" "It's eight sir."
fiinifVi /'norm 11 c?1 vA A rn TT/Mi
? VUTIJf J JUU SU1U
there are no toadstools among these
mushrooms?" Mary (guiltlessly(?"They
wuz bought for the missus' table, but she
toltl me to try 'em first on the boarders.
"Arc you going to make a flower-bed
here?" said the Brooklyn girl, to her
father's gardener. "Yes, miss, them'a
the orders." "Why, it'll spoil our tennis
grounds!" "Can't help it mis?. Your
pa says he's bound to have this plot laid
out for horticulture, not husbandry."
lira 11 din? Cattle.
The subject of branding cattle at the
West can but interest all readers. It is
a matter of importance, for it is the only
method of establishing title to fourfooted
property. Every stock-owner has *
his brand, which is regularly recorded
and is well known. It is an immense
a(T*.ir, as large as a fiying-pan, and ia
burned into the shoulder of the animal.
>vncn tne latter changes owners tne seller's
brand is rented, i. e.f turned upside
down and burned on the hip, and the
purchaser puts his own brand on the
shoulder. Consequently, if an animal
is so unlucky as to pass through many
hands he begins to look like a newspaper
war map.
Every frontiersman always notes the
brands upon all the stock that he meets,
If you should ask one of them if he had
seen a red steer with a whith patch on his
right eye, branded wiih a dot in a
circle and two notches in his left ear, he
would tell yon he saw him yesterday forenoon
with three other cattle of so-andso's
herd, near such and such a place,and
you would probably find him there.
"We discovered, however, that there are
wavs that are dark on the Drairie. as well
as in citics. It seems to be generally understood
that a promising steer or horse
that might find its way into the herd of
a ranchman, other than the owner, would
be apt to be found to have acquired a new
brand in some mysterious manner. It
was asserted that a hot frying pan, placed
over an old brand, would obliterate it so
as to render identification impossible.
Croton oil, we were told, was also sometimes
used for the same purpose by some
catt'emen who did not s"Lrink from stealing
another's property.?American Agriculturist.
Jags.
The origin of jugs dates back to antiuqity.
Yet we have all discovered
that the jug, whose appearance is the
most antiquated, does not always belong
to that rather enigmatic period. The
history of "The Little Brown Jug" is
quite as ancient us most people care to
50 back to investigate. Lately there has
been a great breeze raised over a jug
called "The Peachblow Vase." In artistic
circles, its sale for eighteen thousand
dollars will mark an era. Yet to most
people in this world - there are many
things better, "by a jugful." The jug
is a most singular utensil. A pail, gob*
let, or a jar may be rinsed, and you can
satisfy yourself by optical proof that th?
thing is clean; but a jug has a little hole
iu the top and the interior is all darkness.
No eye penetrates it, no eye can
move over its surface. You can clean
it only by putting water into it, shaking
it up, and pouring it out. If the water
comes out clean, you judge you ha^d
succeeded in purifying the jug. In this
the jug is like the human heart; to
mortal eye can look into the recesaea, -' jkV
and you can only judge of its purit^^J ^
what cornea out of it.