The Abbeville messenger. (Abbeville, S.C.) 1884-1887, June 22, 1886, Image 2

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; : . ' v' v>" FOR THE FARM AND 110ME. Food for Calves. Many fanners have suffered losses kunong their calves by putting them too early upon a non-milk diet of an unsuitable nature. The stomach of a calf but jbl fow weeks old is very tender and delicate, and will not stand irritation such as is produced by many feeding stuffs that are readily digested at a more advanced age. It is necessary to remove from such foods all particles of husk and fibre, and whatever may bo tlio materials used iu the mixture, whether bean meal, pea meal, wheat, linseed, or a variety of other?, it is important not merely to grind finely, but to carefully separate * through a silk or fine cloth sieve all particles of liusk. If these arc not removed they are, however finely ground, likely to cause serious irritation. The judicious use of gruel made from properly prepared foods, at first in partial and finally in total substitution for milk, from an early age, effects a considerable economy on a largo dairy farm. How to Grow & Good Potato Crop. Edmund Horsey, Hingliam, Mass.,who Iius had large experience, said at a meeting of the Massachusetts State Board of Agriciflturc that ho got the most, tlio largest and the best quality of potatoes from small tubers, cut two eyes to a piece. Ho believes: 1. The shape of a potato cannot be changed by tlie continued selection of any particular form of the seed planted. 2. The crop may be increased by the selecting of healthy, well-kept tubers, and diminished by selecting for seed diseased and poorly kept v potatoes. 3. Hard potatoes that have prouted but little are better for sted than those that are soft, or have any long sprouts. 4. Long continued planting of any variety gradually changes its characteristics. 5. Large crops are only obtained on rich soils, well prepared by being thoroughly pulverized. 0. In ordinary field culture the size of the tubers planted should be sufficient to give the young plants a vigorous start. 7. Neither the size or form of the seed tuber is of half as much consequence as is its healthy condition or its vital powers. 8. No rule can be laid down in regard to the quantity of seed per acre, the amount of manure to be applied, or the particular method of cultivation. 9. One or half a dozen experiments are not suffices* to establish any particular facts, and each one mu?t experiment for himself on bis own farm. TAret?8tory Barn*. For ordinary farm uses where hay and grain arc the staple crops a one-story barn with a basement is the most desirable shape. And in the bay the open space should extend from the roof to the bottom of the basement. The entire weight of grain or hay will press downward, making the mass at the bottom very solid. But for other uses more flooring is often desirable. Seed growers and those who handle tobacco require a succession of floors with plenty of ventilation. The difficulty is in driving in ?n the upper floors, but this is accomplished by building on a side hill am! grading up. In a three-story barn lon^ enough for two floors, one wagon passagy may be run on the first floor and the pro-, duct be pitched upon the second. The other may be built *ip to the second floor, and this will enable products to be drawn by team nearly to the roof. These high buildings require only the ame roofing as lower ones, and afford better ventilation. But one great drawback to this form of building is danger from fire. In country placcs it is difficult to throw streams of water to the lops of high buildings, and when a fire under such circumstances gets under headway it is nearly impossible to save anything. Even the basement barn is objected to by owners of valuable stock, for the cellar under a barn when the latter is in flames is a death trap, which no one who values his life dare ?ntp.r? Cultivator. Telling Kffgs. All eggs should bo tested by some means. Eggs that are unfertile will be easily distinguished from the fertile ones In three or four days after setting; in fact an expert may detect them on the econd day. In France it is the practice to examine er test the eggs after the hen has been on them two days, and if they prove unfertile they are used on the table. In this country almost every one feeds the young chicks boiled eggs the first two or three days of their existence, and for thi? purpose eggs that have been set on six x. .... or eignt (lays aro equally as valuable as fresh ones. Now for a cheap tester, take a heavy piece of brown paper, wrap it around a tick, paste it fast all along, draw the tick out and you have one that will distinguish between fertile and unfertile eggs When set upon five or six days. To uso the tester, we have but to hold It to the eye and hold an egg to the othei end of it, looking through the egg toi ward the sun or a lamp. Every stage of incubation may bo noted in this way, and the egg saved by this process and nsed as food for chicks will abundantly pay for all the trouble. A still mort valutfblo consideration is the fact thai ' when a half dozen hens are set at once, the fertile eggs may be put into a ie? if ' >' Vvv'V /' - - '' v ... - -v.., v ;?j :.V \ * *4'"" ' t pMHBMiMHnHBHHHMHaMMMMMMMM number of nests and other fresh eggs may be placed under the hens rendered idle by the removal of the unfertile eggs and the consolidation of the fertile ones.? Journal of Agriculture. Ensilage 111 Stacks. Strong support to the stack system of ensilage has been given by the committee 1 appointed by the Royal Agricultural society to inspect the silos and stacks of the country as judges in the competition for prizes recently awarded. Prof. Long, i one of the members, in giving evidence the other day before the ensilage commission, stated that he and his colleagues i were very favorably impressed with the stdeks they saw. He further remarked that, where the stack system was successfully carried out, the loss on the outsides was very small, and not moro than the average loss in silos. The committee estimated the loss on the prize stack belonging to Mr. Johnson, of Oakwood Croft, near Darlington, at only 2 per cent. The concluding sittings of the ensilage commission did not bring to light much else of importance, unless it was the evidence of several witnesses as to the value of maizs as an ensilage crop, and the best method cf cultivating it in this country. Sif John Lawes appears to be as skeptical hs ever in respect of the advantages of ensilage, though he is almost alone among those who have tried the system. Dr. Voelcker, from his experience, has come to quite a contrary opinion, having been convinced that there are very great advantages to be derived from ensilage, one of which is the growing of two fodder crops, such as tares and maize, for the silo or the stack, in the same season. When Sir John Lawes compares mangolds with ensilage crops, he does not appear to consider the great expense of the former, especially on thfe clays, and the serious injury done to heavy land by carting heavy root crops off the land in a wet autumn. The final report of the commissioners may be expected shortly, and there is no doubt that it will be strongly in favor of ensilage. Deep PloualiiniC. In farming, as well as in dairying or grazing, everything depends on the condition of the soil. Here is tt foundation, and unless this is in proper condition the superstructure is bound to fall. A great deal has been said and written as to the proper depth to plough, and there is such a difference of opinion held among farmers in regard to it that the question is still as far from being settled as ever. We think, however, that the leading cause for such difference of opinion may be found in the difference in the land itself. That good crops ?$e and can be grown on shallow-ploughed land that : is good, no one will deny, provided the 1 seasoa be neither too wet nor too dry; i. , e., with Moderate rains the whole season. In such a season anyone can grow good ' crops. But such seasons are rare, and, in fact, every season is likely to be attended with either a long drought or a long wet spell. Now what the farmer wants is to guard against both, and the only way to do it is to break up his lam! j as deeply as possible, say not less tlia ! from seven to ten inches. But how i j this to mend the matter? "We answer, very easily. In case of a heavy rain, a large portion of the water, instead ol running off, will be absorbed by the deeply disintegrated land, where it is held as if by a sponge for the use of the plants, and if a drought should intervene, there is a supply of water just where the plants want it, and when exYioiiof All lfa nlftrtA in ?? 1 J _-3 xVJ piabC 13 Ub UliUU bU]|])llUU I)Y | capillary attraction from below. It will j thus be seen that by deep ploughing tin- 1 farmer provides against drought by having a supply of water in reserve or a place ready to receive and hold it whenever it comes. The better to insure this, liowevor, as well aA to facilitate the es : cape of too much water, it is better to j use a sub-soil plough and an additional j team, running the same immediately after the breaking plough, and the ripping up the sub-soil the desired depth. This need not be done for every crop raised on tho land, but only once in every three or four years. - At nas Dcen wen said that it is better to have two acres of good land, one on top of the other, than as many acres alongside of each other, as it costs only half as much to tend them. The way to do this is by deep ploughing, and thus double the depth of the soil, as well as the crops grown thereon.?Tribune and Farmer. Household Hint*. % A piece of zinc put on live coals in tbe stove will clean out the stovepipe. To remove paint splashes on window glass, moisten the spots with a strong solution of soda, then rub hard. Oil stains may bo removed from paper by applying pipe clay powdered and mixed with water to the thickness of cream; leave on for four hours. If one ounce of powdered gum traga, canth.be mixed in the white of six eggs, well beaten and applied to a window, it prevent the rays of the sun from pen[ etrating. 1 Curtains of swiss or lace are placed ; next to the window in front of the shade* t with pretty effect. They only reach t , the sUI, and are looped back with whii i ribboa or a piece of goods embroideMd. '.v . SHBHHHHI " ' ? ,;' V- v.- y%.; *\,vY r?w'Y? -W *r ?. ' ? ''". All high-backed rocker3 must havo head-rests or be old-fashioned. These rests are little oblong alluirs in the shape of a small log, and made out of rich material beautifully embroidered or simple cretonue. Some of the prettiest are chrochetted out of variegated worsted. They have a filling of feathers or cottou and fastened to the chair by ribbons. Iteclples. Cinnamon Rolls.?Take a picco of pie crust, roll it out, cut it in narrow strips, sprinkle with cinnamon, roll it up tight, placc in a buttered pan and bake until brown. Omelet with Spinach.?Pick, wash anu chop a handful of spinach, put in an omelet pan an ounce of good Ibutterr j when it is hot add the spinach with a | little salt and pepper. Then beat up ! three eggs with a tablespoonful of sweet ] cream and a soupcon of salt. Add to j the spinach and finish as a plain omelet, j Nice Oriddle CaTccs.?Two cupfulscold boiled rice, one pint Hour, one teaspoonful sugar, one-half tcaspoonful salt, one and one-half tcaspoonfuls bilking powder, one egg, little more than one-half pint milk. Sift together flour, sugar, salt and powder; add rice free from lumps,diluted with beaten egg and milk; mix into smooth batter. Have griddle well heated, make cakes large, bake nicely brown, serve with maple syrup. French Loaf Cake.?Beat one pound of sugar with half pound of butter until very light and stir in one cup of cream, then beat in one quarter of a pound of flour. Boat seven eggs until they are very light and add by degrees to the mixture; then add three-quarters of a pound of flour, half of it at a time alternately with the juice and grated rind of one lemon. After beating fill wnll to 0 ? I gctlier, add one tcaspoonful of salcratus and beat a, few minutes longer. Have j the pans buttered and lined with white I paper, pour the mixture into them and j bake in a moderate oven. Something About Chinese. Chinese is a queer language. All its ! words arc only one syllable long. But j the sounds in the Chinese language arc j not very many, some four hundred and sixty-five at most, and their written language contains about eighty thousand pictures, each picture representing a thing or idea. And these pictures must be committed to memory. This is hard work, and not even the wisest Chinese professor can learn them all. But now comes a difficulty. For, of course, where there are so many words and so few sounds, many different words have to bo called by the same sound. How then are they to tell, when several different things have exactly the same name, which of them is meant? "We have such words. For instance, there is Bill, the name of a boy; and bill the beak of a bird; there is bill, an old weapon, and bill, a piece of money; there is bill, an article over which legislatures debate, and bill, a claim for payment of money; besides bills of exchange, bills of lading, and so forth. But Chinese is full of such words of a single syllable, yen, for instance, which, like bill, means many very different things. So they chose a number of little pictures, and agreed that these should be used aa "keys." Each "key" meant that the sign or signs near which it stood belonged to so me large general set of things, like things of the vegetable, mineral, 01 animal kingdom, forests, m ines, or seas, air, or ^ater, or of persons, like gods 01 men. It w&s like the game called Throwing Light, in which you guess the article by narrowing down the field until certain wliat it is. But there Chinese writing stopped short, thousands of years ago. Thereat is to-day. There are now two hundred and fourteen of these "keys," and, by intense application, Chinamen learn to use their method with surprising quickness and success.?St. Nicholas. Russia's Peat Deposits. There is an excellent chance for the inventor of a simple peat cutting machine, for Russia, which can be worked by a team of horses, and would take the place between the ordinary hand-cutting machine and those worked by steam, the latter of which cost about $4,500. Large deposits of peat exist in the country, which it is intended to use instead | of coal as soon as they can be worked cheaper than coal. In fact, on the Northern Railroad of Russia the locomotives hitherto burning wood or coal arc being adapted ior peat-burning, as a considerable saving is expected to be realized. The hand-machines, by the way, have the drawback that the poat can not be worked below eight feet, while the steam-cutting machines penetrate twenty feet, and reach a superior kind of peau? Chicago Times. K Ball's Golden Teeth. A Nevada City, (Nev.,) butcher recently killed a steer whose teeth wers completely incrustod with gold and silver bullion. The animal came_ from a ranch on Carson River. It is supposed that the precious metai J on its teeth was collected whilo drinking I the water of the river, which is impregi nated with the tailings of the mills re I ducing Comstock ores. It is said that most of the cattle along this river have gold and silver cn their teeth.?Chicago ' Herald. /.' ' v v-; ->. ; ; " \ ? ' A FEDERAL SPY. Obtaining Shelter in an Atlanta Bomb-Proof. riio Two Scars which Revealed His Identity Yoars Afterward. During the session or an important religious body in our city I made the acquaintance of the Rev. Mr. Dubuque, n delegate from one of the northwestern states, says a writer in the Atlanta Conilitution. What attracted me to the man ivas his amiability and meekness. Mr. Dubuque came up to my ideal of a preacher, and I found his companionship very pleasant. One afternoon my western friend asked me if I thought that any af the bomb-proofs dug by the citizens during the siege of Atlanta were still in existence. He desired to see one, as lie had been requested by his friends at home to sketch it. "I know of one that we can reach in a ten-minutes' walk," I ?aid. Mr. Dubuque was delighted, and wc were soon on our way to the placc. I had a slight acquaintance with the old lady upon whoso premises the bombproof was situated, and when we reached the place and stated the object of our visit permission was readily given to examine the queer-looking hole in the ground which had served as a refuge from Sherman's shells. The bomb-proof fortunately was in a line state of preservation, and the old lady pointed it out to us with a good deal of pride. At first wc saw only a huge mound of earth covered with grass, but at one end we found an opening to a crooked underground chamber, about G feet deep, 10 feet long, and 5 in width. No falling shell had sufficient force to penetrate that mound, composed of red clay, timber, and scrapiron. When we scrambled out of the gloomy place the old lady remarked that when she occupied it the walls were lined with Did carpets, and the floor was covered with rugs. With a few chairs and some blankets her family had found a night in the dug-out, as she called it, very endurable. "Those were stirring times," said Mr. Dubuque. "They were indeed, replied our hostess. "I can never forgive Gen. Sherman for shelling a city full of women and children." "One of the necessities of war," said the preacher in an undertone. "By the way, did any of your soldiers ever seek shelter in this snug little hole?" "Only one," replied the lady, "and lie turned out to be a Yankee spy:" "Is it possible!" lier two listeners exclaimed. "Yes, I was never so surprised in my life. One day the shelling was unusually hot. Two spent shells struck the house. A soldier who was passing ran into our yard and made for the bombproof. lie requested our permission to remain for a few minutes, and of course we had no objection. lie was a fine looking young man and made himself very agreeable. When he left he expressed a wish for something to read, and I let him have 'The Aid-de- Camp,' a confoderato novel. He promised to return it, but I did not expect to see it again." "And did he return it?" I asked. "Yes, and I wish he hadn't. Why, what do you think? Two weeks later, after Sherman had occupied the city, I was out in my front yard one morning looking after my plants, when who should ride up to the fence but a young officer in a spick-spank new uniform. I wouldn't look at him until he saluted me, and said: "Madam, I have called to return your book. I enjoyed it very much.' I took the book. It was "The Aid-dcCamp.' Then I looked tho officer full in the face. 'So you were a spy?' I said. inais wnat incy can it,' replica tlie young rascal, with a laugh. He bowed, waved his hand, aud galloped off. 1 never saw him again, but I would know him anywhere by the two scars on his right temple." "A very interesting incident," said Mr. Dubuque. "It is to be hoped that youi spy abandoned the tricks of his business and settled down into a good citizen after the war." "I don't believe a word of it," responded the old lady. "If I had know what he was at first I would have had him turned over to Gen. Hood and shot." By this time we had seen all thero was to bo seen and were ready to take our departure. As he turned to go, aftei thanking the mistress of the house foi her courtesy, Mr. Dubuque, before replacing his hat, brushed away his curlj locks from his right temple, revealing two little scars, and gazed at the good lady, who was smiling upon him. "My goodness!" exclaimed the excited woman. "Why, you are the spy; the very man himself 1" One Little Thinir that Told. Bageley?You may talk all you like of the great enterprises, the fact remains, however, that all of them had small beginnings. No, sir, I tell you it is the little things that tell. ? Bailey?You're right. If that little snip of a Bertie Howland hadn't told that I kissed his sister, old Howland Would still have in me a great admirer. But its all over now.? TidBit*. / : -v Supplying Scoils to Congressmen. Tho business of supplying seeds to Congretstnen is growing, and lias already ^ attained pretty largo proportions. Ac- I j cording to the Washington Star, thirty- : ^ two men and 140 women are busy in tho i annex of the Agricultural Department j building supplying thr Congressional <le- j mand for seed. Six thousand paper pack- 1 ages of vegetable seed, 500 of flower j' seed, 300 of tobacco, 20 quarts of sorghum, 20 of-corn, 50 of grass, 28 quarts i of sugar beet and 32 quarts of cotton j seed. That is the allowance of each Senator and Representative in Congress. If j put up in one order, each member's al- j 01 lowancc would All eight large mail sacks, i As there are 409 Senators and Itcprcscn- ; tatives, the seed division of the Agricul- ; tural Department is a very busy institu- h tion at ccrtain seasons of the year. The seeds distributed through members of 7' Congress comprise about two-thirds of si the whole amount disposed of by the Ag- ^ n. i i Tiv _ u ui/uituiiii x^upaitniuut. 1 iiu remaining | 11 third goes to persons in various parts of h the country who net us agents of the dc- j d partment, but receive no compensation, j f> Members furnish to the department the ' a names of those to whom they desire to j have the seeds sent, though sometimes j A they have the whole or a part of their al- j I* lowanccs sent to them, aud attend to the c distribution themselves. 2 The force of the seed division is requir- 2 cd to receive, assort, pack, label and pre- y paro the packages for the mail sacks in g which they arc hauled away from the dc- 0 purtmcnt. The little paper bags or pock- \ cts arc cut and made in one end of the r large room where the seeds arc packed. The printing upon them is executed in ^ the printing office in the department. At one long table is a company of young j. women, pasting the bags or pockets, which arc arranged in boxes and sent at _ ? C at once to the printer. Upon their return they go to other tables, where they arc ? filled with the seed intended for them. The labor is divided and subdivided so j as to facilitate the work as much as pos- | j sible. One lady who has a pan of seed before her and a tiny measure liills the bag or pocket; her neighbor pastes down the flap on the bag. At another table the ^ department frank is put on, and so on until tne package is finally placed' in the mail sack. All of this work is carried on ^ with little noise and no confusion.?jtfeu) York Sun. s What the B!in<1 Can Do. 1 A shining example of what the blind 1 who have courage and determination can 1 do could be witnessed in the late lament- 1 cd Henry Fawcctt. He refused to allow his infirmity to interfere materially with his career and habits, though of course it modified and altered their channels. It is well known that he was an admirable I horseman and fisherman, and if ho was undeterred by the drawbacks of his condition when they were suddenly thrust upon him in early manhood, surely children who have never known the blessing of sight can be brought up to regard blindness as nothing that need prevent their taking their place comparatively on a par with the rest of the citizens. Henry Fawcett is not alone. Other blind men have, to all intents and purposes, lived their lives as thoroughly as thousands with their eyes have done. We have heard of sightless travelers .and , writers innumerable. There were Milton, Prescott, the historian; Huber, the naturalist, and Braille himself, t"> quote only a few that occur to me. Dr. Armitage, again, has traveled far and wide, frequently visiting most of the European centres, where he could acquire information and, so to speak, see for himself how the blind are eduoated and cared for. Two years ago he made a prolonged journey through the States of America with tlio same object, though he did not fail to enjoy the pleasures of travel for its own sake. Only in very rare instances in the future need there bo any occasion for allowing a sightless person to become a ! burden to his family or the charity of the benevolent?"the night cometh when i no man can work." Then, of course, the blind, if they have not acquired resources of their own, must be provided for. a A f flm onmo f !mn if nonnrkf Ka I AJLU WUV IJUUtU AV WttUllWU UU ^iUUSUlU i that they do not require immense assist- j anee throughout. It is on account of this assistance not having been hitherto ^ always rendered upon a wise and logical ( system that so many mistaken ideas have ( prevailed as to what arc the real capabil1 ities of the blind.?Fortnightly Review ^ The Largest Cotton Planter. 1 Since the death of Col. Edward Rich- ^ ardson of Missisippi, Mr. C. M. Neil of j . Pine Bluff, Ark., is, perhaps, the largest f r cotton planter in the South. He was born ; in Alabama and is only thirty-eight years ^ [ of age. In 1860 he went to Arkansas penniless and went to work on a farm, j [ He is now president of the First National I Bank of Pine Bluff and has 12,000 acres of cotton in cultivation. He owns three largo stores nna a railroad twenty-six L miles in length, all of which runs through * one of his plantations. He is now build- 8 ing another road forty-two miles in length 8 ' through his plantations. Mr. Neil's > wealth is estimated at $8,000,000. Re- * cently he advanced to one person $06,000. > The moment he heard of the Hot Springs * . fire he forwarded 800 barrels of flour, 200 I barrels of cornmeal, 20,000 pounds of 1 beef, besides clothing, Ac., for the bene- r fit of the sufferers.?Baltimore Sun. 1 ' ' '' _ 1 II SCIENTIFIC SCHAPa. Vaseline has been found by Dr. Duns to exert no harmful effects upon; >gs, although its use for butter in food1 eparations was lately condemned by a rench hygienic commission. Very singular eyes have been found in new crustacean, taken by the Norwcan North Atlantic dredging expedition, heso organs have concave outer surfaces, icy are attached close together, and icy have no specific coloring matter. An clcctric-liglit dynamo in London is riven by a steam engine which is said to iakc twelve thousand revolutions per linutc, and is claimed to be the first mo>r ever made to work at the actual veicity of the steam as it cscapes from the oiler. Most toads end frogs producc tlicir oung from the egg, but in several induces the progeny brought forth live. "When the period of incubation as passed the young toad breaks out of is shell in the same manner that a chickcn oes. The special distinction between rogs and toads is the excessive developicnt of the hinder legs in frogs. Endurance of Climatic Variations.? l scientific Frenchman, Marquis de tadaillac, estimates that Europeans can ndure temperatures as widely apart as 35 degrees at least. Thus, on Janimrv 5, 1683, two vessels in the lvala sea /ere exposed to a cold of eighty-live deuces below zero, while in the country f the Touaregs, in Central Africa, Ducyrier has known the tlierinometer to isc as high as 153 degrees. An English physiologist, Mr. F. "NT. E. Jreen, remarks that the function of ncmory has not been decisively localized, >ut there are reasons for hoping that its >articular place in the brain may some lay be quite exactly known. To culti'atc the memory Mr. Green recommends: 'Concentrate your attention, classify and :ondcnse, make associations, substitute etters for figures, and localize your dcas." The moisture of the atmosphere will )crmeate the pores of wood much more apidly the way the tree grew than it vould in the opposite direction. Mi:roscopical examination proves that the v lores invite the ascent of moisture while hey repel its decent. T-iko the familiar :asc of a wooden bucket. Some of the itaves appear to be entirely saturated vliile others aje apparently dry. The eason is that the dry staves are in the losition the tree grew, while the saturated ones are reversed. A Ilolfc of the Middle Ages. "Andorra" is an independent state in ho Pyrenees, adjoining the Spanish irovince of Lercdo. It is not dependenf ipon cither France or Spain and has been elf-governing since the time of Charlenagne. The great monarch recognized he Andorrans" because they helped him igains^ the Moors. This little state has in area of about GOO square miles and a*, istimated population of 7000. Those vho indulge in dreams as to what the uture may bring forth believe that it ia he fate of modern Europe to break u\ nto small communities which will be elf-governing locally while acknowltding a central authority, which vould dominate the "Western "World. ine most p?rtect lorrn of democracy :nown to ancicnt or modern times waS he New England town meeting. The leighbors in the local cities met and nanaged their own affairs. This seems o be impossible in densely populated sities. But the dream of all consistent Democrats is that the authority of the :entral power should not interfere with he self-government of the different ocalitics. These pigmy governments, ike Andorra and Monaco, which have iomo down from the Middle Ages, are ypes of the decentralized governments if fhn fiifnrn Whawi r* AUVU&V, A' / Wl/lr X/(///((// C0& 0* rablo of the Calkcr and tho Shark. A Ship Calkcr who was at Work on i staging had the Misfortune to fall into he Sea, and he had scarcely Struck the UVatcr when a Shark put in an Appcarinco and said: "It was very Kind of you Indeed, but ^ou arc such a Small Chap, you know." "I'll go Aboard and Ask the Cook, vho weighs Two Hundred Pounds, to >orac down in my Place," Answered thu talker. "Thanks, and He Needn't be at all Paricular to Remove his Tobacco-box or 3oots." When the Calker was safely Aboard he Hocked at the Shark, and a Turtle on a Jock Pulled down his Vest and Soliloquized : Moral: "When I Step over a Dime to jook behind it for a Quarter T ahull T5* >cct to Dine on Wind."?Detroit 1Tree ?ree?. ' A Tonng Musical Critic. f Littlo Mamio was returning with her nother and father from a "piano racial" by a celebrated virtuso who had created considerable musical enthusiasm imong his audience. "Didn't ho play the piano exquisitelyI" he mother. "Ho did indeed," answered Mamie's 9 \ ather. "Play it I" exclaimed Mamie, "why, namma, ho looked to me a good de^ fioro as if he was working it and rea lard, too."?Merchant Traveler. i ' v