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A RESOLVE.
As the dead year is clasped by a dead Decom?
bcr,
So let your dead sins with -your dead days
lie. '
A now life in yours, and a new hope ? Rom ember
We build our own ladders to climb to tho
sky.
Stand out in the sunlight of promise, forgetting
Whatever vour mst linlil of snrmw or
wrong;
We waste half our strength in a usolesa regretting;
Wo Bit by old tombs in the dark too long.
Havo yon missed in your aim ? well, tho mark
is still shining;.
Did you faint in tho race ? well, take breath
for the next.
Did the clouds drive you back? but Bee yonder
their linlug.
? Wtfro yoii tempted and fell? let it servo for
a text.
Ab each year hurries by 1st it join that procession
Of skeleton shapes that march down to the
past,
While you tako your place in tho line of progression,
With your oyea ou tho lieavcnB, your face to
tho blast.
I toll you the future can hold no terrors
For any sad bohI while the stars revolve,
If he -rvill but stand firm on the grave of his
errors
And instead or regretting, resolve, resoloe!
It is never too late to begin rebuilding,
Though all into ruiiiB your life Beoms hurled.
For look ! how tho light of the new year is
gilding
Tho worn, wan face of the bruised old
world !
Ella Wheeler Wilcox,
GRANDMA DREW
BY M. AKTJIUU.
"Grandma Drew, besides being a
grandmother to many by relationship,
was, from her widespread kindness to
everybody and everything, also by
courtesy grandma to many more. Grandma,
as was her custom, was sitting by
her window carly this spring morning,.
watching the sun climb high enough to
peep into the chambers of later risers to
make them uneasy in their sleep, and
finally rouse them to the fact that a new
da)r was beginning to break on them.
She was noticing the dew-ladened leaves
?wet, so wet?waiting for their share of
warmth and light from the sun. She
noted a poor family opposite waking to
life and labor. She wished she was
strong and active once more, so that she
might help the poor, sickly little woman
with her two big babies and cnoug'.
work to make a strong man wilt under
the load.
"I have grown so helpless, so useless,
that I wonder the Lord leaves me here
iu bumuui me cm ui itiiy muru," inougnt
Grandma Drew, with a sigh; 4,I only
need attention and care, for which I can
make no return. I wish the time had
come to take such a useless person to
rest."
Then she suddenly sat up with a smile
on her sweet old face and looked more
cheerful, for she knew some one was
coming in, and if she could do nothing
to help in this great, busy world, she
would, at any rate, cast no cloud over
those who might.
As the day went on, and the family
became active, many heads peeped in
the door with a greeting, "Good-morning,
Grandma," aud the hearty, cheerful
response she gave sent away the comers
with some reilcetcd sunshine from the
dear, bright old face and the kindly
voice, which had helped them through
many tasks that might else have proved
wearisome and long.
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i uuii urauuum settled to lier knitting.
"Thank the good Lord, T can still use
ray hands. 1 must try to make something
pretty for Clare's new home." And at
that minute there was Clare herself at
the door?not the blithe, happy, smiling
girl of yesterday, but one upon whose
young shoulders a world of woe seemed
to be fastened.
"Grandma," said Clare, in alow, desponding
voice, "may I come in?"
"Of course 3*011 may conie in, my
dearie, and just as welcome will you be
as birds in spring time."
"But?but?I don't like, to bring
trouble to you, Grandma, dear but I can t
keep it all to myself."
"My darling, what is the matter?"
said Grandma, in a low, soothing voice;
and she took Clare's hand.
"O Grandma! I am just the most unhappy
girl in all the world," sighed
Clare.
"Why, you dear child! and only
yesterday you told me that this part of
the earth did not contain one half so
happy as yourself."
"But that was yesterday," says Clare,
wearily; "then I felt so sure Tom
loved me, but ho don't: he is tired of
me--he is very tired of me."
"To be trill with." sav? fimnilmn vnrv
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quietly, but positively, "I feel sure that
"is a great mistake."
"I wish I was ns sure," says Clare,
sobbing as if her heart would break;
"but it is no mistake, Grandma; it is
j\ist a hard, ugly, stubborn fact."
'Now, lookup at me, Clare; let me
see your ftice; j*ou thought all was right
when you and Tom were up here yesterday
afternoon?''
"Oh! yes, I did then, and I_was so?
so happy," sighs Clare.
"Then tell me, dear, clearly, where
did you find the 'little rift' that is spoiling
all your music?"
"I will!" says Clare, bracing herself
Tin to tell ihe un^nm'oitiiblfi fnotn
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see, I w?s very anxiovsto go to Minnie's
last niijht?not that I '7a.< ho eager to
seo Minnie, but it is such 1 nice, long
-walk tn her house, and I wa? thinking
what a delicious chance it w?s for u
good chat with Tom. Well! I proposed
. it, never thinking he would not be delighted
to go, and?and do you ki^ow,
Tom wouldn't go?just wouldn't?"
Did he say I xoonH?" asked Grandma.
"No," said Clare, "worse than that ?
much, much woise."
"Well, let me judge, dear, for it will
take a great deal to make me change my
opinion of your good Tom."
"He ia not mine, and I don't believe
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he is so very good, either," sobbed Clare.
"This is what he did: first ho was going
to say something, nnd then ho got red
and stopped; then lie said he thought it
might ram, and then in a minute he added
that he hadn't time."
"And what did you do, Clare?"
"Do? Grandma. What could I do
but get angry?ever so angry? No time!
What a reason to give me! and as for
rain, it irasnt going to rain!"
"And Tom, dear, what did he say?"
'He tried to make it smooth, and
said he had something to tell me, but I
was too proud to listen to any more
miserable excuses. I said, 'if he had no
time to go with me, I had none to listen
to stupid stories.' I said stupid, Grandma,
and I meant it, and I left the room
and banged the door, to hide how very
wretched I was, for don't you see plainly,
clearly, he is getting tired of me, if lie
has learned to make so mueli better use
of his evenings?"
"No, I don't quite sec it," said Grandma,
nnd she smiled.
"Oh! don't laugh at my sorrow," said
Clare, indignantly; "I did hot believe
that of you, Grandma."
Grandma smiled again and said:
"Shall I tell you what I am smiling
about?"
"Yes," answered Clare, "but it won't
make me smile. I think I shall never
smile again."
"Oh! yes, you will," says Grandma,
"and just as soon as you hear what I
have to tell you."
dure looked incredulous. "But go
on," she said.
"I)o you know where Tom spent last
evening? Come here, and I will show
you," said Grandma, pointing to the
little house opposite; "he spent it there,
rocking one baby in the cradle and
amusing the other with a picture-book.
I saw him as I sat here, and I wondered
at his pat cncc and goodness; don't you
suppose it was something of a sacrifice
to him?"
"O Grandma!" savs Clare, los*" in as- ,
tonisliment. "you don't mean i* ?"
"Yes, I do; and he went ?"j re to let
the poor, sick little mother get a breath
of fresh air with her husband while he
played the nurse."
Tears glistened in Clare's eyes as she
exclaimed: "Why didn't that angel tell
me where he was going?"
"Because," said Grandma, "you
wouldn't let him; yesterday afternoon
he said something about necessary charity,
and you replied in some remarks
about 'mawkish hypocrisy' that evideixly
hurt him, and when he tried to
speak again last night some one banged
the door."
Clara buries her sunny head in Grandma's
lap and murmurs:
"If it had not been for my wicked,
unfeeling behavior, I believe I would
die of happiness."
Grandma Drew smiled often to herself
that day when she heard Clare singing;
it seemed so good to be able to turn tears
into songs?if she eonhl do little else.
She was just turning the heel in her
stocking when Willy thrust his curly
head in at the door.
"0 Grandma! I have something I must
tell some one. I shall die if I don't."
"Well, come in, my boy,"said Grandma
cheerfully, "and tell it to me."
"But it's something so bad, and I did
it," says doleful Willie.
"Very, ecn/ bad?" asks Grandma.
"Yes, it was," said Willie, coining in
softly and closing the door, 'Some of
the worst boys in tlie school got up the
plan, and I knew they were bad boys,
too; mother had told me not to make
companions of them; yet I let them
draw me in; they said it was niicft j'itii!"
"Come closer to me; tell me all about
it," said Grandma Drew.
"The boys called it 'hazing,' and said
that young men in colleges always did
it, and when 1 iirst heard it I thought it
mm funny, but I don't now. I am sure
it was cruel."
"But I don't know-?" said Grandma.
"Oh! no. It was Max Holstene. They
said 'He is just a Dutch fellow, and we
will duel' liim in A innrin.ni luolnro *
naturalize him,' ami tliey laughed so."
"Did you do it, dear?" asked Grandma.
4'Yes, we caught him and ran him
down to the pond, and said we would
keep him in the water till he asked for
mercy; and lie was too pfloud and wouldnot,
till we got scared to see how white he
was and how he shivered, and Grandma,
he is too sick to be in school to day. and
oh! suppose he should die'" and Willie
looked pale and troubled.
"It in sad, my boy; I did not think
my "Willie could do such a thing;" and
the sweet old face had a look of grief
which Willie long remcmoercd. "But
you arc sorry enough now, I am sure,
ana you can only do all in your power
to mnke atonement. I hope he is not
so very ill. You must go to his house
and bcc if there is no way to do something
for him. Beg his pardon and his
mother's, and ask them to let you show
how sorry you are; perhaps he may need
some companionship while he is not able
to play as usual. I know thev are poor
and not able to command much service,
so he may bo left quite alone, or you
may be able to do some errands that
Max is used to do on Sundays."
"O Grandma! if I only can T will be
so glad," said Willie; "I will go at
once;" and he did.
Max was able to sit up and be amused;
and all that long, bright holiday Willie
spent waring on the boy he had injured;
and in days that came after they were
friends and forgot the trouble that
brought them first together.
But at the end of this day Willie ran
up, bright and glad, to say:
"Max is so much better, and you are
just a brick. I never would have gone
there but for you. Grandma, what
would we all do without you!"
Again a step caine on the stairs, and
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wiaiiuuia o . aim y j uppuurciij
tired and ??d.
"I have come up, m*ther, to try to
get a minute's rest, for I am just worn
out, mind and body."
"Why, what is the matter, Mary?"
"Oh! men are* such dreadful selfish,
inconsiderate creatures," burst out Mary,
without any preamble.
' All but Robert," smiles Grandma.
"It was just Robert I was thinking
of," tired Mary says; "you see, mo.thcr,
he knowa it's washing day, or he ought
to?I tell him often enough?and he
knows I was up with baby last night
and am so worn out, and he knows
cook's temper, too; and, in spite of all,
he has sent a cheerful note (chcerful,
mother) to say he will bring homo two
friends to supper. What am I to do?
all fast week's stockings were in my lap
when that cheerful note came." ,
"I am glad that is all," says Grandma,
softly. "Why, Mary, don't fret away
your strength; keep it to welcome
Robert's friends; he lias so few and he
works so hard, my dear."
4,I know it; but O mother I lie might
have selected a better time; cook will
be in such a state at extra work on
Monday afternoon."
"Why need cook have so much extra 1
work?" asks Grandma. 1
"Why, I can't treat Robert's friends
to our usual Monday supper. I am a
better wife than that.'''' I 1
"But Robert would prefer a smiling i
hostess to a tuble loaded with dainties,
I am quite sure."
After a pause Mary said:
"I will try to give him both, but I am 1
tired, mother."
'Let me see if I can help to mend
matters; to begin, I can darn the stock- 1
ings while you take a little nap."
"Oh! but I haven't time for it." 1
"Listen, and let. us see if we can't 1
manage it. Ask Clare to set the table '
with the best china you have: with her 1
taste and a few flowers it will look like | 1
a holiday feast. Let Willie pick strawberries
from the garden, and with <;ood 1
cream these friends of Robert's will for- '
get to be critical. I can make some
salad dressing here, and after you have
had that nap you can give your whole '
mind to preparing one nice, hot, delicate
dish. Cook will be so pleased at her
small portion, she will be sure to have
the rolls and coffee as perfect as she can."
"O mother! thank you; what would I
do without you?" exclaimed Mary, as ,
she rose to go, comfortcd. !
As .Grand ma Drew was thinking of
"drawing the drapery of her couch"
about her that night, Willie rushed in
with "Grandma 1 do love you," and a .
hearty kiss. A little later Clare stopped
in, hat and cloak on, to take that walk
with Tom. She drew the old facedown,
and whispered, softlv. "Indeed. I am a
happy girl, and it ia all your doing.
Grandma." (Juitc late Mary cnmc, her
face all radiant. "Just one minute, t
mother, to tell you how delighted
Robert was. lie said the supper was
delicious, and my smiling face as young
as Clare's. You good mother?to make
me look so."
And Grandma Drew, as sho closed
her eyes, prayed a silent prayer to the
Lord to let her live yet a little longer,
for she had found out that all her work
was not yet finished.?Arthur's Home
Magazine.
RUSSIAN COURTSHIP.
A Wife Hind If Hop llunbaml Docs Not
Whip Her.
Mine. "Ilenri Greville," now visiting
this country, thus describes courtship
and marriage among Russian villagers :
"For the first two or three days after
the wedding in Russia things co on
very well; that is, while the families are
exchanging their visits. After that the
husband beats his wife; and if lie does
not beat her, she thinks it is because he
does not love her. Heating is the mark
of a proper jealousy. Among the
wealthier Russians the mothers on
Trinity Pay dress their marriageable
aaugntcrs very handsomely, and take
them to a city garden, something like
Boston Common. The silk dresses of
the girls are unlike anything you ever
saw here. They are pink, yellow, or
sky-blue, with huge flowers of contrast
ing colors. The girls are as still as
sugar loaves in them. The mothers and
daughters seat themselves on benches in
the gardens, and all the young men who
want wives parade before them. The
girls never look at the men. They sit
until live o'clock without saying a word.
Then they go home and wait. In two
or three days, or perhaps a week, an old
woman appears. She asks for the
mother, and begins to talk to her about
everything in the world except the marriageable
daughter. She is the matchmaker.
It would be highly improper
for the young man or his family to appear
in the matter. At "length she
says : 'You have a turtle dove, and I
also have a turtle dove." After a little
parrying she comes to the point. "Why
should not my pigeon marry your u
pigeon V The mother demurs, and
says her daughter is too young.
"Why did you take her to
market, then It is soon arranged
after this. The match-maker sets forth
the present and propective ad vantages of
the match. The girl is summoned and
informed that in two or three weeks she
will marry the young man. She must
not look very much pleased if she likes
the match, and she must look somewhat
as if she did not like it. She can
not refuse. The yonng man comes to a
family tea party; perhaps to two. Then
his friends return the civility. They
see nothing of each other beyond this."
A Russian Story.
Society at St. Petersburg is just now
much occupied with the revival of a
very curious story. About three years
ago there* was a spiritualistic seance at
the Officers' Club in that city, at which
the spirit of a famous departed general
was called up, and prophesied among
other things that there would be a
great war in 1880, in which Russia
would take the leading part. As the
ghost of the deceased warrior mentioned
among the names of officers
who would gr?atly distinguish themselves
in the war those of some men who
did not even figure in the army list, the
affair was looked upon as a joke and
nothing more was thought of it. But,
by a strange coincidence, among recent
appointments to the ranks of commissioned
officers the very names apSear
which the spirit had foretold, the
carers being men of no family, who
nave risen from the ranks. As there is
no country in the world where superstition
is carried to sucli an extent as in
Ru&sia, the incident has caused quite a
sensation.
Mad.?A musty old bachelor met a
woman on a bad crossing the other day
and she crowded him oft into the mud. >
He writes saying: "Is it any reason because
a man is a man that a woman
should bo hog ?" We refuse to answer
this ungallant question and refer him to
the woman herself.
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THE JOKERS' BUDGET.
ODDS AND ENDS <2 ATIIF.KRO FOR ^
AN HOUR'S AMUSEMENT. |
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A PiKKiiNti'd Soldier?An Old AilnKf-Hnliy )j
Mine?A liiinliicnN Hint?On the Wrong;
Scent?Ouin and I)iinIkii< Etr. H
ON Til 10 WRONG SCENT. ^
Thcv were gradually working toward :
n copartnership on the usual arrangement
the woman to look after the ; I'
olliee and the man to do the outdoor | 11
work. He was going to take Iter to the |
theatre. She was decked out most j (
handsomely, and her lovely scent bottle t
lay tempting a young brother, who was | S;1
loosing nooiit lor misclnet. lie picked
it up and disappeared with it. Then he
carefully poured out the fragrant perfume
and filled it with whisky. Then ^
the happy couple departed, and Meph- n
isto Junior chuckled to himself with
fiendish glee. They sat entranced in
one another, fondly believing they were p
enjoying the ballet. He, in a kind of *
dream, reached over and took her
scent-bottle. She let it go. lie un- j,
screwed the to]) and took a long snilT.
Ilis dream was dispelled. lie did not n
say a word. The love died from hi*
Byes, from his heart, and she did not j,
find out till she had gone to her room,
tearful and sad, what had caused the t<
change. She has told him since of her C(
young brother's joke. He smiles sadly,
He believes her. Uut the smell of that S|
whisky forever comes between him and
her. ? Cfirixti'tn I nion.
A DISGUSTED SOI.DIRK.
An Irishman serving in the United
States army in Texas, and belonging to
the infantry, was in the habit of stand- j
ing with his toes pointed inward, to j
remedy which the sergeant continually j
[iddressed him while on parade with, ! j.
''Stick out your toes, Patrick." It took ' ^
Patrick years to acquire the habit of1 jj
sticking his toes out. .Inst about the
time he had succeeded he was transferred
to the cavalry, where his habit of
sticking out his toes interfered much
with his usefulness as a horseman. The e:
sergeant was continually calling to him:
''Stick in those toe =, Patrick," much to Si
his disgust, and h3 exclaimed with
some emphasis : "Divil take such a sar- f,
vice. For live years it was nothing but! ii
'stick out your toes, Patrick,' and now j
it's 'stick in your toes, Patrick.' There '
is no plazin the blackguards."? 2cu'<rx j
Sij'tintjx. d
obliging the l'hkaciieil.
Ki
The Rev. Dr. S., who is a prominent
divine in a city not far from New York, p
had been spending a few days?not in
this weather on an isl.uui on the _
Maine coast, and. intending to depart
on a certain morning, he started for the
boat in company with a friend. A porter
followed with the doctor's valise.
Arriving at the wharf, they found that
to take advantage of the wind or tide
the boat had gone before the advertised
time. Not aware of the clerical char- >
acter of the company, the porter swore
several shocking oaths in quick succession.
"What do you thinks- of that, doctor
?" asked his friend.
"Well," said the doctor slowly and
impressively, "there are times when the
services of a layman are indispensable."
?Boston liecord.
a ntT.sinf.ss ciiance.
The son of a prominent divine went Q
out to Dakota with the intention of i j
going into business, but returned in t
very low circumstances financially, havlng
walked about half the distance.
"Why, I am surprised, my son,"said J,
his father; "1 thought there were great
opportunities for making money in the
Territories. Didn't you strike a
chance ?" j h
"Well, yes, in a measure; but the t
fact is, father, I didn't hold the right
kind of a hand. It was good enough, a
so I bet all I had on it; but the other
fellow's was better and he laked in the
pot.'"
The next Sunday the minister j v
preached on "The Crying Need of Missonaries
in the West."?Independent. j,
a i'ai.pahtje mistake. 1'
Mrs. Smith?I am very sorry, Mrs.
Hendricks, but I consider it my duty to 1
inform you that I saw your husband v
coming out of a saloon last evening. <1
Mrs. Hendricks?What time was it,
Mrs. Smith ? t
Mrs. Smith?About 8 o'clock. v
Mrs. Hendricks?Did you say lie was j|
coming out or goinir in i
Mrs. Smith?Coming out. -r
Mrs. Hendricks < positively) ? You ^
have mistaken him for some one else.
John never comes out of a saloon as ^
euriy as o o ciock..
GENEKOSITY EXPLAINED.
Charley (to ( lara, who has already c
eaten two dishes of ice cream)?Wiil 0
you have another dish, dear ? ' h
Cliira?Thanks, Charley, no more. o
Charley-Just one more, for my ji
sake ? ],
Clara?Well, for your sake, I will e
take just one more. ^
To explain the apparent impossibility
of Charley's conduct it is necessary to v
add that the conversation did not take 0
place at a restaurant, but at an evening
party. ?
NOT ALWAYS SUCCESSFUL. n
Deacon Dexvgood (retrospectively)?I n
remember so well, Mr. Goodman, the 4
day that you were installed as minister o
of our little church. 'What a pleasant
and successful affair it was.
Minister ? Ah, yes, deacon, much
plensnnter ana more successful than
some other installments I can recall.
Deacon?You refer to your previous ?
charges, I suppose. *
Minister?No; I refer to my sidary
installments. Many of them have tfeen r
far from pleasant or successful.?If. Y. ?
Sun. J
TUB PLIonT OF TIME. f
Visitor (to convict)?I suppose, my
poor fellow, that in your narrow quarters
the days pass by on leaden wings, a
Convict?No. sir. 1
Visitor?No ? But the nights, the t
long dreary nights must deal out doublo c
porti ons o time ?
Convict?Oh, no. The nights fly
faster than the days. c
Visitor (astounded)?Is it possible ? t
Convict?Yes. You see, I am to be g
hanged next month. 1
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TIIE PREACHER CORRECTED.
"Well, Mr. Talmage is certainly i
rrong for once," said Mrs. Snaggs. |
mking up from reading that gentlclan's
last Sunday's sermon.
"How so, my dear ?" asked her liusand.
"Why he says there are no perfect
icn."
"Aud you think you found one when
ou married me, 1 suppose," beamed
Ir. Snaggs.
"Indeed I don't," was the <juick rely.
"But I know there was a perfect
tan once, and his n&me was Mark."
"Mark," repeated Mr. Snaggs in asmishinent.
"Yes, Mark, for the Iiible distinctly
leaks of 'Mark, the perfect man.'" ?
'ittxbury Chronicle.
KOHCINO IJUSINE88.
I
"Did you sell nny peanuts?" inuired
the experienced truiu boy of the
e\v recruit.
"No,'' was the reply.
"Go through the car an' give each
assenger a peanut.
The new recruit did so.
"Now try 'em agin," said the train
oy of experience.
Presently the new recruit came after
lore peanuts.
"You want to keep your eyes open
1 this business, young feller," admon- |
ihed the expert, refilling the basket. !
Anybocly'll eat a peanut what don't 1
3st him notliin', an' when he once gits i
ic tiavor he's gone. You've got to
tudy human nature."
A llOl'EIiESS CASE.
Mother?I think. Clara, that young ;
Ir. Sampson is fond of you.
Clara (hopefully)?Why, mamma?
Mother?Because he was such a long
.me buttoning your glove last night.
Clara (hopelessly)?Oh, yes, mamma;
lit they are six-button gloves, you
now, and when he had buttoned the
fth one he asked me if that wouldn't
e enough.
DISPERSING A CROWD.
A large crowd had gathered on
iroadway, and seven policemen were
ndeavoring to disperse it.
"I kin make them fellers move on,"
aid a small boy.
Tlw.n J in J
x awu liv Sliviuicu xiHWl uuj;: uuu
r>ur of the seven policemen were badly
ljurctl in the rout that followed.
an oi<d adage imi'iiovkd.
"All, me!" said a husband, as he laid
o\yn his book and gazed thoughtfully
ito the tire, -'how true it is, 'Tis better
;> have loved and lost than?than??'
"N'ever to have loved at all ?" suplied
his wife softly.
"No; than to have loved and won."
-X. V. Times. 1
i1aby mine.
There is no joy in the world like you,
No uiufic sweet as your "goo *>'-goo,"
No skies so cli ar an your eyes ox olue?
Baby, oh my baby.
But when you ground on the Bccret pin
And opeu your valve and howl like sin,
No goug can equal your little din,
Baby, oh my baby.
My heart in glad when your face I see,
My joy iri full when you come to me,
I laugh with you in romping glee,
B ?tiv, oh my baby.
And oftentiin-s my midnight Bnore
Is broken by your act'earnim; roar,
And till morning dawna we walk the floor.
Baby, oh my baby.
-^-Bukdette.
a gkeat 8uccess.
"Wife (reading the paper)?I sec that
nly four little Newark boys started for
'aris, but 011 the return of the party
he number was swelled to Jive.
Husband?Is that so ? And yet some
icople will not believe that thenewdisovery
amounts to anything.
easy marketing.
Servant (to head of the house)?The
mtcher boy, Sorr, is at the door wid
he bill. What shall I tell him, Sorr ?
Head of the House?Tell him to send
ten-pound sirloin roast for dinner.
dots axi) dashes.
People who "went South for the
rintor" this year have found it.
It is said, "He laughs best who
nug'is last." It may be so; but he has
ess time to enjoy himself.
"What is a fashionable hotel ?"
'One where you get what you don't
k'ant, and have to pay for what you
lon't get."
It is a Southern negro superstition
hat if a twig or bush gets caught in a
foman'.i dress and is dragged after her
t is a sign that she has a sweetheart.
"Now, Sin, you arc better," said a
Joston faith doctor to a patient he had
icen treating; "tell me just how you
eel." "Well," renlicd the victim, "I
eel like a darncu fool; how much is
our bill ?"
It is the custom in Milwaukee
ach of the 18 breweries to send a
f beer to each newspaper office ev
loliday. The struggle of the li
tlice to carry its load of beer as wel
ts stronger-headed neighbor .ftometim
eads to a dizzy newspaper next day,
mbellished with tremendously swelled
leads.
When Dick Thompson, of Indiana,
ras made Secretary of the Navy some
ne called upon Mrs. Thompson to con;ratulate
her upon her husband's elevaion
to the head of the Navy Departaent.
She could hardly believe that the
iews was true, and said to her visitor:
'Why, Richard isn't fit to be Secretary
f the Navy?he can't even swim."
The Florida Calamity.
The Atlanta Constitution says:-- A
;cnt!emen lately from Florida said, "the
ree/.e gave Florida a black eye. It desroycd
the labor of years. I know a
nan who has spent $20,000 in getting a*
;rove, and it was just coming in when
he freeze killed every tree. He must
iow start over again and wait six years
or results."
"Are the trees really killed?"
"Undoubtedly. It will be denied for
i while, but the truth will eome out at
ast. Ten million dollars wouldn't put
he peninsula where it was a month
igo."
A Question.?One of the Maine lycums
recently wrestled with the ques,ion
whether a sardine factory or 200
ummer boarders would be of most
K'nefit to the town.
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LOST IN THE GREAT STORM.
ifonrcb l?r tlio Drnd on tlio 1'liiinn?A Had
Htory.
A letter from Syracuse, Iva., says.?
Although there have been many colder
days in Kansas than those experienced
during the recent blizzard, there never
was a fiercer wind nor a more blinding
and cutting snow. For days it seemed
as though the earth was wrapped in
vapor, and objects not fifty feet away
were not distinguishable.
When the storm subsided and the intense
cold had moderated sutlicicntly
to make it s:ife for men to venture Out,
reports were received of many fatalities,
and since that time men have boon busily
at work scouring the plains in search of
nncuiMn ?i... i,u..t i t?
J/W.WMHV * Wi lllU l/IUDt) UUVl 1UI H1U
purpose of visiting remote habitations
and relieving distress. Hiding yesterday
in the face of a keen northwest wind
that scoured the prairies bare in some
places, and in others polished tho heaped
up masses of snow until thev looked like
brightest silver, a rescuing party came
upon a little plain board shanty about
twenty miles west of here that told
plainly enough that death was within.
On one side of the building the hard
eatth was swept clean, while on tho
other side the glittering and hard-crusted
snow was piled from five to ten feet
high. Against the door of the shanty
the snow had beaten until it could scarely
be distinguished from the side of tho
house, while all about the place were
evidences of recent settlement and the
hard beginnings of a pioneer life in the
wilderness
One of the horsemen dismounted at
the cabin door, and kicking the ice and
snow away, finally forced his way into
the wretched abode. Not a sticl-y of
furnaturc remained. The one stove was
cold, and the tloors and sides of the
house were covered with frost. In somo
places on the north and west exposures,
where little cracks were to be seen,
some of them partly ,stulTed with rags,
the snow had drifted in. A glance at
the furthest corner revealed a mass of
bedding, and under it, still in death,
with frost on their hair, but eyes closed
as in sleep, were the bodies of a young
WOIlian and two 111*.InhilHrnn Or?n r?f
the latter was wrapped tightly in the
mother's arms, and the other was clinging
tightly to her back. No one spoke,
but a further scrutiny sufficed to show
how bitter had been the struggle, and
how to the very last the woman had
fought against the inevitable. The
handle of the axe with which she had
demolished the furniture had been burned,
the blade itself being fished from
the cheerless hearth, and so close had
been the economy of fuel that, though
everything that could be split had been
used not a splinter was to be found anywhere.
Pinned against the door was a
scrap of paper, on which the woman
had written:
We are goinp: to bed. [ have used everything
that I could tlnd. and the fire is almost
gone. We have had nothing to eat to-day. If
vou wou'd only come. Little Mary cried for
you to-night, and before we went to bod we alt
prayed for von and for us. I'm afraid about
you the s'orm is dreadful?b ?t I also fear
that if you come you will be too late.
"Where is the man?" some one
asked.
"Lost of course." was the reply of
nearly all the others in concert.
One by one the men filed out into tho
bright sunshine and swept the horizon
with their hand-shaded eyes. Everywhere
snow and bleak, bare spots .
stretching away for miles and touching
at last the blue above. Slowly the men
mounted and by common consent began
a search of the country within a mile of
the claim. After a half hour or more
spent in this way one of the riders
spied an object which had been partly
uncovered by a preceding horsemen and
a moment later the body of a man was
brought to view. A little to one side
where the snow had been blown away
were discovered the footprints of the
wanderer and, without much difficulty,
though they were lost sight of frequently,
they were traced in one instance to a
poiut not more than fifty rods from his
own home. As he was empty handed it
was evident that he had never got more
than half a mile away on his search for
relief, itnd that perhaps at the very time ,
when his faithful wife and little onc9
were lying down to their last sleep he
may have been plodding aimlessly but
painfully in the dreary circle almost
within sight of his own door.
The man's remains were conveyed to
the house, and the men returned here to
make arrangements for the burial of the
unfortunates, whose names are at present
linlf.nnwn ATnnv rttlifip onpli s?na?>a nr?
reported from the frontier counties,
and it is hardly probable that a full list
of the casualties can be had before tho
end of the week. ' j!
A Western Case.
The discovery of a case of'-Irish Landlordism"
in Illinois, Kansas, and Nebraska
all carried on by one man, a certain
Scully, of "Celtic birth," which is reported
in the morning papers, is very
startling, and shows what an insidious
thing this 4'Irish landlordism" is. It
appears tha: Scully lives in London, and
yet he builds up his system in any State
of the Union he pleases. "His rule," it
appears, "has reduced two hundred and J
fifty (250) tenants," in one county in
Illinois, nnrl "flmir fnmilips tn a statfi of
serfdom. His process is to make them
sign agreements to pay rent and taxes,
and sell their grain always in the fall,
ho matter what the state of the market
may be, and he notifies the grain-dealers . . '
not to bay of the tenants till his rent is
paid. How the dealers are kept from
buying, or how they are ail notified, the
report does not sav, but presumably with
bloodhounds, Nor does the report set v!
out why Scully's serfs do not fun away, , . ^
but presumably he chains them to the |
soil, mediocval fashion. If he would only
live here, he night be shot, but the cunning
Celtic rascal keeps himself in London,
and collects his rents in the regular
Irish fashioh, through an agent who . :
probably transmits the money to him in ;-%j$
gold. The affair is very startling and :jM
calls for some action on the part ofsomobody.?N.
T. Eve. Post.
Hra Bn,ii.?Editor Morgan," of the
Chase County (KanO Lptder, having reccived
a note from an irate subscriber ':$jk
saying, "Stop your paper, and send reasonable
bill, and I will pay it," sent a bill
for $5,000, saying that he could nob
afford to suspend publication for less. >$tp|