The Abbeville messenger. (Abbeville, S.C.) 1884-1887, December 15, 1885, Image 3
v" ? ' Christmas Chimes.
Jf . "The meadows are brown, the hillff are all bare,
*-v And up through the valley tho olear, orisp air
v- Is singing a Christmas song.
Like the song of tho sett in the purple shell,
v-v If we list to its notes it will sweetly tell
The Bcurel it's kept so long.
It tells of a time so sunny ami fair
Whou wo watched tho clouds of tho snowy air
For the reincloers' tiny form.
And saw in our dreams such pictures of light,
As we lny through tho hours of the long, dark
night, v
Away lrom the clouds and storm.
' ~*_i ..i r. *_i
ouvju piuiuiw 115 giuw iu miry cuius
Whan told at tho hour that daylight pales
And tho crimson west growa gray,
When we Hat for the chitno of tiny bolls
'.That nro hung iu tho shudo of haunted dells
And am rune by goblin and fay.
It rings on tho lionrt a tearful chango
? . . . .
uia darkened time, so Had, so strange,
When our dreams had lost thoir light.
* It whispers and siu<;s to the leafless trees
"Our secret that sighs in evory' breeze
Till tho day wears into the night.
O, Christmas chimes! Ye are merry und sad,
Ye wound the heart and ye make it glad
Wiih the music your ringing makes;
And the weaiy heart tiiat litis dreamed so long
Takes up tho thread of tho broken song
Aud sings till it, quivering, breaks.
THE RED LIGHT.'
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A CHRISTMAS STORY.
It was Christmas Eve.
"
XT rvf Ann nf V% a {>4 auI rv* r? L^rnn
XI VV V/Ut VL tlic Al&UCll VIUADbUiaO JJ T CO
of poets and romance writers, wherein
the moon is always at the full, the
snow always a-sparkle like pulverized
diamonds, and the air always still and
cold and clear, but a stormy twilight,
with the snow driving steadily from
the east, the wind raw and biting, and
the sky?what you could see of it? '
black as ink.
But it was Christmas Eve, all the
same, and Bertha Hoopar's cheeks
were as red as the bitter-sweet berries
:in the woods as she sat, all wrapped
up, in the train that was steaming
northward, on her way to spend
Christmas with her Aunt Almira
Hiaririns.
Christmas in th6 country! To Beri
, tha, who had lived all her life in the
t * brick walls and stone pavements of a
city, the very words seemed to convey
somewhat of cheer and joyousness.
And Bertha, as she sat with her eyes
closed and her little gloved hands
safely nestled into a gray squirrel
muff, beheld in her mind's eyes great
ifires of logs roaring up wide-throated
I chimneys, walls festooned with hemlock
boughs and black green tufts of
* mistletoe; and she had half composed
4 -a poem on Christmas and its cherished
associations when the ruthless conduc.
tor came along for her ticket.
"How far are we from Montcourt
station ?" she inquired, as she gave up
h- tne me or pasteboard.
M "Next but one, Miss," said the man,
H -as he hurried on, with his lantern
. under his arm. "Half an hour yet."
F She had never been so far from
B .New York in all her life before. The
mdriving rain in which she had left her
S^r>j-Chome had changed as they progressed
Mkr' northward into the steady fall of snow,
which fluttered around them like a
white waving shroud. But Bertha
j?>v\ Hooper cared little for this. Had not
Aunt Aiinira promised to send Zeber
' <lee, her youngest son, to the station
with the pony to meet her on the
arrival of the six-forty train from
New York? And was not Zebedee
to have a lantern with a red glass
i -door to it, so she could identify him at
- once?
She was very pretty as she sat in
littie black velvet toque, with its curl^
ing pi ume of ,curdinal red and the
I wine-red ribbon bow at her throat?
pretty with the bloom and freshness
of eighteen. She was dark, with large
ii,'. hazel eyes, almond-shaped and long;
; lashed, a clear, rosy bloom on either
y^ -cheek, and wavy dark hair hanging
< i \ in silken fringe over her broad, low
[ -v forehead.
^ : "Mont ? Court ? station !" bawled
L the break man, putting in a snow9
powdered fur cap, and withdrawing it
j. again as quickly as if he had been a
W1.- ' -magnilied edition of the Jack-in-the-box,
which children much rejoice at in
holiday time. And Bertha Hooper
V- knew that bhehad reached herdestin^L^'aliari.
llvy Stiff and cramped from the length
p | of time in which she had been sitting
V?M- in one position, she rose up, with a
steel-clasped traveling-bag in one
hand and a dainty silk umbrella in the
BS&R' ^it.hi>r linil mo/la ha* J
..... wmv U?1 . r? a J uu VIIO uwr.
M All she could see when she stepped
f M- *out upon the wet and slippery plat;
^ ' form was a blur of driving snow,
[ yf through which the lights of the soli
tary little country depot gleamed fltffivV.^fully;
but the next instant something
I * flaatioil u ? ..i_i?
' uwvnvu ?vm noiu nor V131UU 11KB ft
friendly red eye?and beneath the rekftrtec-or
over the station door she saw a
| tali fine-looking young man, in a fnrtrimmed
overcoatr, a aeal-skia cap,bet
f ' jauntily on one side of a crop of chestnut
curia, and a red-lighted lantern
swinging from hit left hand, as he
stood straining his eyes in the storn
darkness, as if to catch sight of sod
familiar face in the little crowd.
'Cousin Zebedee 1" cried Berth
aloud, and she made one spring in
the arms of this blonde-whisker*
young giant. For had not she ar
Zebedee played dominoes and fox-am
geeso together, in the days when si
wore blue ribbon sashes, and his ha
was a closely-shorn mat of carroty-rec
"Oh ! Cousin Zebedee, I'm so git
to see you; and I hadn't any idea yc
had grown half so handsome !"
And she gave him a great hug, j
the same time holding up her roseht
lips for a kiss.
But, to her infinite amazement, tl
hero of the sealskin cap seemed a li
tie backward in responding to h<
cousinly advances.
"I?1 beg your pardon," said h
slightly receding, "but I'm afra:
there is some mistake. My name
not Zebedee and the lady for whom
am looking is some years older tha
you."
Bertha Hooper started back colorin
nnd confused, and as she did so, a fa
comfortable-looking old lady can
trundling along the platform in a
India shawl and a boa of Russia sab
worth its weight in greenbacks.
"Charlie!" she cried, "I thought
never should find you, Is the carria?
here?"
"All here and waiting, Aunt Eftie,
responded the young man; but he sti
hesitated a second as Bertha Hoop<
stood with averted face and motionle:
figure in the shudow of the buildinj
"Can 1 be of any service to you'i
he asked. /'If .you are expectin
friends who have failed to meet yc
?? "
"Anybody here by the name of Be
tha Hoo-ooper?"' shouted a atentoria
voice, and a tall, raw-looking lad wit
a lantern?also lighted with red gla:
?rushed shuffling around thq corner
Zebedee himself! red-haired an
shambling and awkward as he ha
been in the old fox-and-geese days.
"Oh!" said he, catchiDg up his lai
tern so that the scarlet bird's winj
flashed out like a spit of flame?scarc<
ly more scarlet, alas, than Bertha
own face. "Here you bet I'm
little late, for the roads is so all-flr?
bad, and I couldn't start the pony ov
of a walk. Come on. How de dc
Be you very cold?"
"Zebedee," said Bertha, clingin
almost hysterically to her cousin
arm, "who's that young gentlema
with?with the other lantern?"
"Eh!" said Zebedee. "That felli
with the old lady in a patchwoi
shawl V"
-Yes."
"It's Charley Harcourt, the squire
son," said Zebedee. "'Just come froi
furrin parts!"
"Zebedee," said Bertha, with a cui
ous little sound between a laugh ai
a sob, "put me into the cutter, quid
and drive me somewhere. I don
care where! Because?"
"Eh!" said Zebedee, staring hard t
his cousin, as he packed the bulla
robe around her before touching u
the laggard old pony.
"Because/' added Bertha, in a sp<
cies of desperation, "I took Mr. Ha
court for you; and I hugged him an
kissed him."
"Is that all?" said philosophic
Zebedee. "He won't care."
"No!" said Bertha, "but I shalL"
"You ain't crvinc. be vou?"
Zebedee, noting the quiver in h
cousin's voice.
"How can I help it?" wailed po<
Ber tha.
"Twarn't no fault o'yourn," sa
Zebedee, consolingly.
"Of course it warn't," said Berth
*
impatiently. "How was I to kno
that every lantern at Montcourt hi
a red glas3 door to it?"
And poor little Bertha cried herse
to sleep that night.
The next morning?Christmas Da;
all snowed up into gl6rious drifts e'
erywhere?Mr. Harcourt drove ov
to the Higgins farm-house. T1
young lady had dropped a fur glo^
on the platform, and Mr. Harcou
relt it his-duty to rjstore it to hi
And, moreover?here Mr. Charl<
Harcourt hesitated a little?he hop<
Miss Hooper would excuse him for b
ing so stupid as to allow her to fane
him her cousin.
"I ought to have explained sooner
said he.
"No, you ought not," said Berth
"The fa'ilt was all mine.
"I don't recognize a fault an
where/' said he. And if I am pa
doned?"
"Of course you are 1" said Berth
rosier and prettier than ever.
"In that case I am commissioned 1
my mother to ask your aunt*s perm:
sion to take you over to heip us flnl
j deessing the church in time for mor
ing service. My horse is waiting."
"May I go, Aunt AlmiraV" s&
Bertha with sparkling eyes.
'k- V: * )
/ '* *., *
;V y" > V '
?y "Of course you may go," said Aun1
le Almira.
What was the end of it all? There
a, is but one sequel to stories like thii
to when youth and bright eyes and hu3d
man hearts are concerned. The next
id Christmas eve Bertha Hooper and
d- Charley Harcourt were married. But
ie the bridegroom porsists in declaring
,ir that Bertha did the first of the loveL?
making.
id And Bertha only laughs.?Amy Ran>u
dolph.
The Mouso-Tower on the Khine.
tit
^ This tower is situated on an island
in the Bhine, and is supposed to have
been erected during the middle acres
le ? ?
by some of the robber-knights that
then infested Germany. The ruins
ar have been covered with stucco and
converted into a watch-tower. Ita
e' name is popularly derived from the
^ legend of the cruel Archbishop JIatto
*s of Mayence. According to the story,
1 as told In the well-known ballad of
in Southey, the crops of tho district had |
failed one year, and all tho poor people 1
l8 were starving. But the rich bishop
^ had granaries filled to overllowing, J
10 which he was holding in order to profit
lQ by the advanced price of the grain.
le Tho 1 ~ 1 ?- *
AUU niDKViisu pcupio ueauugut LIIU
bishop to give them food from his
I abundant stores. To rid himself of
their importunities, the bishop appointed
a day for all the poor to come
> to his barn and receive a portion of
II grain. When they had all gathered in
-T the building, the cruel prelate ordered
33 his servants to fasten the doors and
? set Are to it, thus burning the wretch'*
ed beings alive. The next day a
l8 whole army of rats were seen coming
toward the bishop's palace. lie lied
foi safety to this tower on the Rhine,
r_ but they pursued him, swimming the
^ river and scaling the walls of thetowh
er; and making their way into the
33 room where the terrified bishop was
trying to conceal himself, they deid
voured him alive. This was in the
id year 970. A different story concerning
the mouse-tower, however, is given
a- j in Murray's Iland-book of- Germany.
53 This asserts that the tower was not
b- built until the thirteenth century,
'a moro than 20Q years after the death of
a Bishop Hatto. "It was intended,
k1 with the opposite castle of Ehrenfels
it erected at about the same time, as a
>? watch-tower and toll-house for collecting
duties upon all goods which
g passed the spot. The word vianns is
's probably an older form of mauth,
n meaning duty or toll, and this name,
together with the very unpopular ob3r
ject for which the tower was erected,
k perhaps gave rise to the dolorous
story of Bishop Hatto and the rats/'
?Inter-Ocean.
's "
Q1 Fast Railroad Time.
"It's a foolish statement," said Assistant
Superintendent Howland, of
id the C., B. & Q.t pointing to a paragraph
cut from a railroad paper pub t
lished in Chicago. "I refer to this
paragraph, which somebody has
mailed me with a big interrogation
lu mark on the margin: 'A train on the
West Shore run eighty miles an hour
not long ago. The fast mail train on
0_ the C., B. & Q. regularly makes sixty
r_ miles an hour on certain portions of
l(j its run.' I am astonished that such a
statement as this should appear in a
aj railway paper. No train in America
was ever run eighty miles an hour,
nor no engine without a train. Of
iri course our fast mail train doesn't make
I3 sixty miles an hour any portion of its
run, regularly or irregularly. A mile
)r or two here and thereon a down-grade
may be covered at sixty seconds to theitj
mile, but that's all. I have run a
train for twenty-two years and I tell
you I don't want to ride eighty miles
^ an hour or anywhere near it on the
best track the Chicago, Burlington &
Quincy has, and we have just as good
If roadway as there is in the United
States. Eighty miles in an hour is
practically an impossibility with our
' present locomotives and track. For
0r years I tried to beat the record beae
tween Mendota and Galesburg, an
hour and forty-six minutes for the
T ?
rt eighty miles, with two stops, but we
couldn't do it. When they talk of
their sixty miles an hour you tell
^ them they lie. Beats all the fast-rune
ning stories that go around. The
other day I read that a train in England
regularly ran ninety miles an
,, hour for 470 miles."?Chicago Herald.
Very Like a Tornado.
,a* what is a tornado"" a
youthful seeker after information.
Glancing nervously aroilnd the
iT~ room to see if the coast was clear he
said:
"You-have often heard your mother
blowing me up for bringing company
by home without previously notifying
is- her?"
sh "Yes sir."
n- "Well, that is as much like a tornado
as anything I know of. But you
id needn't tell your mother that I said so,
however."?Neva York Journal.
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' 'JY"';- V-\ "V V-y-rV *' ^;
EXPLORERS IN A PLIGHT.
Unexpected. Adventures in
Little-known Regions.
Dilemmas, Some of them Eiclioulous and
Others Dangerous.
It often happens, says the New York
Sun, that explorers find themselves in
lome unexpected dilemma, and, unless
:hey are quick enough to immediately
extricate themselves, the results are
lometimes serious. Lieut. Cheyne's
idventure with a polar bear in the
irctic regions shows the advantage of
teepicg one's wits about him in an
jmergency.
Lieut. Cheyne was an English oflicer
in one of the Franklin search expeditions.
Early one spring he was sent
with a couple of sledgemen to examine
the condition of some provision depots
that had been laid down the previous
fall. They took nothing with them
I uuu u ittiii ana sleeping bags, rations
I af pemmican and hard tack, and a
jraall supply of tallow to be used a3
fuel in thawing their pemmican and
boiling their tea. One morning, alter
they had traveled about 150 miles
from the ship, Lieut. Cheyne was
awakened by something pulling at the
corner of the tent. He lifted the tent
flap just in time to frighten a big
white bear, and the animal was in full
retreat over the ice before Cheyne had
extricated himself from his sleeping
basr. The Dartv had mor? sf?Hnn?? wr?rir
an hand than bear hunting, and they I
would have let the animal go if it had
not been suddenly discovered that his
bearship had torn open the tallow bag
and eaten every ounce of fuel. Here
was a predicament. The men were
iive days' journey from the Bhlp, the
weather was terribly cold, and they
could not eat the solidly frozen pemmican.
It was necessary to get that tallow
back, and so Cheyne, shouting to
liis comrades to follow, set out after
Ihe bear. The chase was an exciting
and anxious one, but the animal was
at last overhauled and killed. No time
was lost in opening the creature's
stomach, and the men returned to
camp in triumph with all the tallow
Df which the unfortunate brute had
robbed them.
! TV..-J I 41 ' "
AjunuK Inst winter me jam63 brothers
succeeded in exploring a part of
Somauli, in East Africa, where several
explorers had been killed. The region
has remained almost wholly unknown
on account of the hostility of
the natives. The bravery of the
Messrs. James's escort rapidly oozed
Dut as they advanced into the hostile
country. They refused once or twice
to go any further, and finally the
brothers hit upon this expedient for
infusing them with a little couraga
A great noise in their own camp generally
has an inspiring effect on the
natives of Africa. The Jameses had
their sentinels fire their guns at frequent
intervals during the night.
They report that this practice greatly
pleased and inspired their people, who
always felt more secure when firing.
The young explorer, Thompson, two
years ago, was considerably nonplussed
by a lot of smart and suspicious
natives whom he encountered near
Mount Kenia in East Africa. He had
a few tricks which he very impressivelv
riprfnrmpil whan tlio
Y t* uvu vuu luuaunauvo
were unfriendly, and it was necessary
to exhibit his great power as a wizard
to induce-them to sell him food* He
had two artificial teeth on a plate, and
the feat that usually overcame all opposition
when everything else failed
was to extract these teeth. These
Mount Kenia natives were very much
pleased with this feat, but they said
that if he could take out two teeth he
could remove the others also, and they
insisted unon seeinc tho pfiMpa show
Finally they not only refused to sell
hiin food, but threatened to attack
him unless he took his teeth out, and
he thought best to make a forced
march one night to escape his too exacting
acquaintances.
Mr. Thompson's white comrade,
Martin, had a more serious experience
with some suspicious natives, and perhaps
it served him right. He was
telling a crowd of Wakwaft girls that
h<? could do even more wonderful
things than the leader had shown
them. Holding out his hand he said
he could cut his fingers off and put
| them on again. One of the girls sudj
denly sprang forward, seized one of
j the extended lingers and cut it to the
I bone with a native knife. She had
| taken Martin at his word, and was determined
to see the feat performed.
Dr. Hayes stole a march on the
Esquimaux who refused to take him
and his comrades back to Dr. Kane in
9mith sound after the failure of
Hayes's attempt to return to Upernavik
in small boats. Hayes and his men fully
expected to die.of starvation unless the
Esquimaux, with their dog sledges,
assisted them to retnrn north. The
Esquimaux declined to make the long
ourney in the growing darkness of the
winter. One day two natives drove
up to Dr. Hayes's hut with a sledge
load of walrus xneat. They were on
their way home after a long journey,
and th?y accepted the doctor's invitation
to tarry a while. Everybody ate
heartily of the walrus meat, and then
the natives, overcome with fatigue,
laid down for a nap. Hayes and his
men stole to the hut, barric.'ided the
entrance, and then drove oil with the
dogs and walrus meat. They had gone
several miles befoie they saw the Esquimaux
in full pursuit. The party waited
for the thoroughly angry natives to
come up, and then told them Dlainlv
that they would never see their dogs
and sledge again unless they agreed to
go with them to Kane's ship. Finally
a bargain was made, good feeling reestablished,
and the poor fellows, together
with some of thoir friends from
a neighboring village, never rested until
Hayes was back on the ship again.
The "Thirteen" Superstition.
In Paris there are streets where 12
does duty instead of 13; and the householders
who thus ingeniously sought
tn nirnnn.on-1 " * " *' -
vv VIIV/UIIMCUII Ltttu WUU1U IlUb ior IQO
world let the proper number be painted
upon their doors. Some years ago
Prince Napoleon tried to laugh his
countrymen out of the superstition;
but his efforts did not benefit his cause,
for, with characteristic perversity, he
used to invite twelve friends to carouse
with him on Good Friday,
whereby he gravely scandalized rightfeeling
people, whatever their theological
views.
In Americ ; similar but less aggresive
attempts have been made to correct
popular superstition, and numerous
Thirteen clubs have been established,
the members pledging themselves to
dine thirteen at table on every opportunity.
In France, too, there is a
Thirteen club, the headquarters of
which are at Senlis; and even in Eng- |
land there is a little coterie of thirteen I
men who dine monthly at a house
numbered thirteen, and pay thirteen
shillings each for their dinner and 13
pence each to the waiters. Yet still
the superstition is as lively as of yore
all over Europe and America, and
probably it will continue to flourish
and to make people uncomfortable until
the end of time. There are, in all
likelihood, men and women who are
even now undergoing vague uneasi
ness because 1885 happened to he a
multiple of thirteen.?Philadelphia
Call.
A Machine that Calculates.
The calculating machine invente
by Prof. Thomson appears to excel, in
its ingenious adaptation to a variety
of results, even Babbage's wonderful
apparatus. By means of the mere
friction of a disk, a cylinder and a
ball, the machine is capable of effecting
numerous complicated calculations
which occur in the highest application
of mathematics to physical problems,
and I* its aid an unskilled person
may, in a given time, perform the
work of ten expert mathematicians.
The machine Is applicable alike to the
calculating of tidal, magnetic, meteorological
and other periodic phenomena;
it will solve differential equations
of the second, or even higher powers
or orders; and through this same won-;
derful arrangement of mechanical
parts, the problem of finding the three
motions of any number of mutually
attracting particles, unrestricted by
any of the approximate suppositions
required in the treatment of the lunar
and planetary theories, is done by simply
turning a handle.?New York
Sun.
Books for the Indians.
The only written language of the
American.Indians was in the form of
hieroglyphics, but this plan of picturewriting
was not much used among the
tribes of North America. As the spoken
languages of the tribes, however,
have such a complete dialectic structure
it was not difficult to give this a
written form by means of the Homan
alphabet. This has been done in many
instances, and a number of grammars
and dictionaries have been printed in
different Indian dialects, besides many
other books. Several newspapers are
at this time printed among the civilized
Indians of the West, and at misI.
AW- T ? .1* 1
3iuu nvauuiia, m me jliiuiiui milguage.
The Aztecs and Toltecs kept their historical
and other records by means of
hieroglyphics in a very systematic
manner.
An Odd Public House.
A curious public house is among the
latest attractions in Paris. It is called
La Taverne da Bagne. The walls are
hung with paintings representing the
horrors of convict life, interspersed
: with portraits of notorious Communists.
All the waiters are dressed in
i conviot uniform and wear the chains
and boulels of the regular forcat The
landloid is Citoyen Maxune Lisbonne,
one of the leaders of the insurrection
i of 1871.?London,Truth,
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Gentians.
Shiv'ring liko children with thoir garments
torn,
All tho comely leaves of their roundness
shorn,
Crouchod in the bleached nnd sbudd'ring gross
I iiud them to-day as I idly pass,
Blue gentians.
Children ot frost?of winds snow-kissed,
Nurtured in travail?in sleet und mist,
Budding und blowing in the chilling ruiu,
With little of glndnessinnd much of pain,
Poor gontians !
In pity I bend and guthor each one,
Anil hold them up to tho pitying sun,
To give them a glimpse of a fairer day,
Before they shall droop in their quick way,
Sad gentians.
And I hold them closo to my eager face,
And the tender lines of their being trace,
And 1 count thoir goodnoss to come so late,
When no flower is loft to bo their mute,
Lorn gentians.
Though tho year of my life wane droar and
cold,
May this kindness bo left, its hands to hold,
Tlint. anmn 41 r\******* of 1 na ? *" >'!
VM M .> kO.IUVt O.ft"
May bloom as a tokun of summer time,
Swoot gentians.
?S. R. AIcAIanus in the Current,
HUMOROUS.
All the rage?A mad dog.
As a general thing, what a man
sews he rips.
The thermometer gains notoriety by
degrees, so to speak.
The man who is opposed to vaccination
is probably to be pitted.
Even the most inveterate toper ob- f
jects to taking a horn with a bull.
A young lady asks . "How can I
remove superfluous hair?" Comb the
butter.
The man who said, "There is a garden
in her face," was evidently using
flowery language.
The telephone is an arrangement by
which two men can lin to each other
without becoming confused.
The king of Sweden and Norway is
a poet. The dictum that the king can
i ao no wrong appears to do exploded.
"Round again ?" he asked, as the
dun put his head in at the door.
"Yes, and I'll stay 'round until I get
square."
"Using tobacco in one form," says
a hater of the weed, "usually leads to
thfe use of it in another." This is
doubtless true, for when a man first
takes snuff he must et-chew ! ,
"Why Johnny," exclaimed mamma,
"aren't you ashamed of yourself, going
about with such a dirty face ?" "No,
1 ain't," replied Johnny, with a conscious
pride in the integrity of his intentions;
"you'd like to have me taken
for a dude, wouldn't you ?"
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Shying Ilorses Near-Sighted.
"Why it is that shying in horses
should be set down to an ugly disposition
I don't know," said a prominent
veterinary surgeon to a New York
Sun reporter: "It roust be because
horsemen don't know what else to lay
it to. The fact is that it seldom is
met with unless the horse ia nearsighted.
I have tested scores of shying
horses for near-sightedness, and in
nearly all cases found what I expected.
And now, when I am asked to give
points on buying horses, 1 give this as
one of the requisites: Never buy a
horse which is near-sighted. There
are, however, two exceptions to this
rule. If the horse is to have a mate,
then it doesn't make any difference
about the sight. One horse can go
blind if the Other is clear-sighted. If
the horse is to be used for riding to
HHuuie ue careiui mat no is nop nearsighted,
for he will throw you sooner
or later.
"The reason why a near-sighted
horse shies is very simple," the surgeon
continued. "Of all animals the
horse is the most gentle and even timid.
- He sees a strange object and his
susceptible mind magnifies it into a
monster that is going to destroy him.
A piece of white paper at the roadside
in the night is a ghost and an old
wagon in the ditch is a dragon. Every
horseman knows that if you drive
the animal close to the dreadful object,
the horse cools down at once. It is
supposed that it is because the horse
makes a closer acquaintance with the
object. That is true, but not in the
sen8& in which it is generally understood.
The animal has not been able
to see it from a distance. He is nearsighted."
Tlie Biter Bit,
"Oh, ho I" exclaimed a suburban
passenger to his milkman; "gqt a box
of chalk under your arm, haven't you?
Bought it in the city and taking it out .
to the dairy, eh ? Now, Will you be
kiud enough to tell me what you are
going to do with it ?"
"Certainly, sir, certainly," replied
the milkman; "your wife tells my
driver to chalk It down so ofteu that
he has run out of crayon*, and I'm
laying in a new supply. If you'll
'comeout to the farm I'!! show you
your statement of account on the side
I of the new barn.?Chicago Her aid.