The Horry herald. (Conway, S.C.) 1886-1923, June 07, 1906, Image 4

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f 1 SELLS BAD MEAT. Upton Sinclair Bares New Atrocities of Beef Trust. CONDEMNED STOCK I Of Five Million Farms Poured Into the Publfc Maiket for People to Eat I By the Big Packing Houses of The Armours and x" Other Packers. The Heef Trust Is about to be called to account for selling diseased and rotten meats. Upton Sinclair, who has been Instrumental Id showing up the methods of the Heef Trust In "The J ungle,'' a book he wrote, writes as follows to the New York American: For decades there has been developing In Chicago, entirely unrestricted and unheeded, a system whereby the public was made to buy and consume all the diseased and tainted meat that could be gathered from the live million farms of this oountry. When I first went to Packlngtown I found that the system nad reached a stage where the public had been educated to ignorance?not merely as to the practices that existed, but even to the laws concerning them. I wrote a book to tell the truth about it. The packers tried to bribe me, and to Intimidate mr; they set detectives after me, and tried to in iluence my publishers not to bring out the book. They filled the press with lies about me, and even sent to newspapers to prevent the book's beiug reviewed. And then the President read it; and when he began an investigation they started the story that he wps investigating me, to get material to attack me. And for months they were able to make the country believe this grotesque yam. DK1VKN TO STOP "DOCTOKINQ." And meantime tney were cleaning up in front of bis commission. 1 got information from a superintendent at Armour's as to the precise room in which they "doctored" Bpolled hams; but they had stopped "doctoring" spoiled hams! A night watchman for uiiu ui me mg niree," wno is gi /ing me Information, writes as follows: "They knew just when the two new pemmissioners were to be out, and yXtra men were working half the slight getting ready." to In the Armour plant I saw with toy own eyes the doctoring of hams \t were bo putritied that I could force myself to remain near them. \ hams were on a working table, by l a man with a foot-pump which not ked on the principle of a gigantic the edermic needle rilled them with euro (trtical which killed the odor, stitut.w skinned h&ms taken from causetso old that nobody could eat the the mi Without the skins there is a Tube, r them. Then the skins were you luand ground in a big mortar and perfects head cheese. Not a can of entireJd or tinned meat that goes out result.se packing houses Is free from can bqjal preservation which must eat restoAnd corrode the lining of the hearaach. nine.tkd iiams made of stale iiukf. JL UO illUIUUl 1U1 |iVJUUCU iiALUQ infiverified by two former superlnten sy^nts, Id to take the nubs of mouldy smoked beef and grind It In great 'hoppers with rlnd trimmings. ^ I know a man who was high up In the councils of Armour & Co., at the ) time of the Spanish-American War, and who is well known to President n \ ft Roosevelt, who says, upon his personal knowledge, that one chemist got $70 000 for testifying that the process did not destroy the nutriment In the beef. /This man said that Armour alone Upent $1,000,000 getting out of the 'scandal. This company contributed -- '* 950,000 to the Republican oampalgn fund in 1896. While 1 am not prepared to say of my own observations and knowledge that such horrible conditions exist In iT^ew York and other large cities, I tcfcm morally convinced that they do ^xiBt in a degree only second to those [lc. Chicago. [ r i That the Chios go packers arealarmA11 and desperate in their determlna m(ton to have the Neill-Reynolds re*l.,lc)rt suppressed is shown by the fact ylc??t,they sent a man to try and In-2fiuencfc *Jbis commission, composed of .Ames B. Reynolds, former seoretary . wt Mayor Low, and United States / ^omissionor of Labor Charles P. Q / jL. I violate no confidence In say q' / ^H|.muoh, for I have it in a let>t J /fa a man who learned of it / ^ Trust representative ) Avf And now that all these tricks have failed, they put the screws on the poor cattle raisers and set them to telegraphing: Much cause the cattle raiser has to love the Beef Trust, and to pull its ohestnuts out of the tire. For years the packers have been beating down the price of beef on the hoof, ruining the industry in whole States. They ?" oaused forty banks to fall in a single t0 month. It has been their regular practice to raise prices to Induce big shipments, and then lower them, and soocp in all the cattle in sight. And /it is these same cattlemen who have Vy often been stuck in Chicago without ^money to get home by freight, who T' now set to telegraphing the President in behalf of the condemned meat >' Industry! J ust a few facts to show how the packers treat these cattlemen. Dr. William K. Jaques, of Cnloago, who was for two years at the head of the olty Inspection In that olty, writes me as follows: 1 Quarantined meat Is that which has been suspected of disease on the hoof, hut *fter slaughter has beon found to be g od. The law provides that this Is to be sold at auotion. The chief meat Inspector was employed by one of the packers to buy this meat A ring was made and the bids were In writing and the meat was always obtained at a small tigure. The chief meat inspector could ride through the yards, pick out the finest beef and quarantine It, and after It was killed ?et It at his own price for the packers. When It was stated that I would make these bids open, it was Intlmat td that I might come into the ,rlDg.'M "1 suggest that it Is time for the cattle n en to open their eyes, and not believe all they read in Reef Trust telegrams! Let them send on to Chicago and lf-arn a little about the Standard Slaughtering Company, winch kills these quarantined cattle, and which Is owned by the commission men, who are supposed to h? looking out for the Interests of their patrons, but are in reality Felling them out?liaving good meat quarantined and sola to their company at half its vaiue. "Newspaper report says that twc cattle experts called on the President and told him that everything In Packingtown was all right. If they did that, they said what they knew was false, for there Is not a cattleman In the United States who does not know that what I have charged about the Condemned-Meat Industry Is true. The President knows It too, for he ha* the report of his Commissioners. 1 It Is a business that has grown up with the trust system of large scale slaughtering and refrigerator car riis tributton; so that now all the old, drled-up, diseased and crippled cattle, which formerly were burled in the farmer's back lot, are gathered up and shipped to the nearest trust fao tory to be converted Into some kind of food. "There Is no seorecf at all about this. You can go there to Packingtown and see them; you can't go there and fall to see them, If you know what a sick cow is, and are honest enough to admit. It. Among the hun dreds of letters I have received about these matters Is one from a farmer in Minn sota, who writes: ' One day a hog buyer came to my p'ace and said: 'llave you any sick hogstosellV 1 answered, 'Yes, nearly all my hogs are down with the chol era.' He said: "If thev live till 1 can get them on the cars I will pay you a good price for them.' Aud so he did. Some time after this I met the hog-buyer, and asked him how he 1 came out on the deal. He said: 'Two of them died on the way to Chioago, but I came out all riirht.' " MEAT PRODUCTS A HE POISON. I wonder If there la any connection between that story and the one published in the San Francisco Examluer of March 23, last, telling how all the inmates of an orphan asylum in Valhjo were poisoned by a can of Swift & Co.'s "Jewel" brand oflard. Eight years ago the United States Government made a practical test of the products of the condemned meat industry. It took many thousand of able-bodied men and isolated them lu Cuba, and forced them to eat packing house tinned meat. And the death rale that followed caused a national scandal. Everybody who is on the "inside" in Chicago knows that the Beef Trust spent literally millions of dollars to hush up the facts, and that it was the worry incidental to the process which killed old man P. D. Armour. They are making the same kind of luua louay?some sweaty minions or pounds of boiled-out meat pulp ki own as "Canned Roast Beef" goes out from Armour & Oo.'s alone every year, and into the tins go the very same disin feotants and dyes, the same gristle and tallow and potato fljur, the same pulverized gullets and oows' udders and heads and skins of hogs. A newspaper dispatch says that the demand for meat Is falling c IT as a result of my agitatloi, and tnat this is the reason the stock raising Interests are sending telegrams. That is true, and it is the first true statement the Beef Trust has sent out in its war on me. MAKKKTING UNDKK ASSUMED NAMES Miss Alice Lakey, of tne National Consumers' League, writes me that, the oanned meat trade has fallen eff 17 per cent; and one of the assistants who is now at work In PacklDgtown states upon the authority of a superintendent that Armour & Go's, business has fallen (ft 30 or 40 per oeut ana tnat tne Dig nrms are do longer marketing their goods under their own names, but are sending them out under false labels. Naturally Mr. Armour is vexed at seeing his criminal profits disappear log, but I do not think that it will help him to send telegrams to Presl dent Roosevelt, begging him to suppress the truth. If Mr. Armour wants the American people to continue eating his products, the thing for him to do is to let them see a complete threshing out of the charges whioh have been brought against him, spec fically and in detail. 1 have publioly accused Mr. Armour of briber) and corruption, and with criminal negligence or worse, In the preparation of the food of an entire nation; and Mr. Armour has not sued me, though I ^ave dared him again and again to do It. Is It becaasc Mr. Armour's shrewd detectives have found out the names of the men who have promised to go on the stand and back me up in case it comes to a fight. Iloayfn tor Old Maid*. Is there really "no room in heaven | for an old maid," as a prominent minister in a Northern city recently declared? Coming with the seriousness and solemnity of a pulpit utterance, the assertion, which might serve as a passable, though ancient, joke, becomes grotesque. Marriage is broadening in its tendencies and in its elficts disciplining; but can it entirely reform or change the nature of either man or woman? Women certainly do not always stay single from choice. Singleness is not always a deliberate sin. As society is at present, the meetings which result in marriage are pureiy accidental, and if the right man does not present himself, is a woman to be blamed for not taking one of whom she does rot ap prove and for whom she does not care? When we speak slightingly of the "old maid" we allude not so much to the fact that she lias passed her youth without marrying as to thecharacteristicsof the narrow life, such as timidity, coldness, loquaciousness or tinickiness which prevent comradship. Hut these characteristics also apply to many men and to many married women. By nature woman is much better than man. Angels are likened to her, that heaven may he brought down to the level of man's comprehens on. Thousands of old male s who, t hrough devOt ion t.O narnnte unni-IH/iA for others or applicat ion to work, have permitted opportunities for marriage to pass them by, are of spotless souls, whose unselfish lives bring much of heaven down to earth. Only the wings are lacking to carry them to Paradise. The preacher who would shut tnem out of heaven either knows little alnjut what heaven is for, or is incapable of appreciating what qualities fit people for a home in that blessed place. It is astonishing what rot is uttered from the pulpit sometimes. Uood For Iho Houl. The Wall Street "News, which is a reputable financial journal of NewYork, and which did all it could to defeat Mr. Bryan in 18%, makes this candid confession: "However desirable it was to defeat the free silver agitation in 18%. did the end justify the means employed to accomplish that defeat? It is not too much to say that the money spent in 18% to prevent the election of Bryan resulted in political debauchery, suoh as was never before experienced in tlie United States, and from which thepol I itics and ousinessor this country have not even yet recovered. It is not far f rom t he fcrut h to sav that the country | lias suffered more by reason of the political corruption of the 1896campaign than it would have suffered from the triumph of free silver, lamentable as that would have been, Bryan's triumph of free silver would have given t he markets a terrible shock, but Bryan could not have really done much harm in a practical way, and the country would have made a speedy recovery from the disaster, but it will take many years to recover from the (. llccts of the political debaucherv which has been brought about by the abuse of millions of dollars in political campaigns." Those who were in a position to know say that old Mark Ilanna had a corruption fund in 1896 of $16,000,000 to defeat the people's choice in the election of that year, much of which was contributed by so-called Democrats of the Grover Cleveland ?triiw Is it any wonder that the country is still feeling the elTeets of the debauchery brought about by the use of such a corruption fund? An honest open coi fession, like the one made by the News, ought to humilate the so-called Democratic newspapers in the South who helped Mark llanna with his sixteen million dollars in corrupt ion money d? feat the honest and fearless Democrat, William Jennings Bryan. Chickens will come home to joost. (Jor?(l by a null A dispatch from GreenvUie says MaJ. John Ferguson, aged 65 years, a large plantei and a prominent oitlzon of that section of the state, was gored to death Thursday by a bull at hit home near the Pickens court house Thursday morning. At one time hi was the leading merchant of that city Major Ferguson of late years had retired to the old family homestead, where ho occupied his declining years in raising tine stock. The bull which killed him had been ari especial pet and he had been aocusL- med to go out in ine neia to reed lb with h's owe hands every morniDg. This morning! tie pursued his usual custom, but the usually d clle animal was enrag ed at somofcbing and gored him t< death before assistanoe could be prooured, Senatoh Bulkeley, of Connecticut, who defended his subscriptions from trust funds tQs the Republican campaign fund, is president of a life insurance company and not a tire company as has been stated. So it was the money of widows and orphans that this stand pat Republican stole to help debauch the voters. It is just as true today ps it ever was that the safest and most, honorable way for a man to secure a competence is to do it little by little, taking a life time for the work. The haste to be rich and make money fast is the economic curse of America today. Every man wants to draw a prize in the business lottery and it is seldom that he is content with small savings and safe Investments. % BREAD SUPERSTITIONS. Obm ?(111 PhtthII la Rml Frame*. There nre some curious superstitions about buklug bread iu the course of religious Reasons which seem so easy to prove fallacious that one hug ililticulty la understanding why they are still be* lieved. One would think that some day a tnlstuko would occur und the discovery be made that there wus no force In them. Probably, owing to the constitution of the believers, the failure of the expected result would be ascribed to some supernatural cause rather than the real one, and the belief would bo continued. Most of these superstitions ore found In France, the greatest bread eating country on the globe. For Instance, In upper Brittany bread baked on Good Friday, It Is do C la red, becomes black. In Charante It Is held that he who eats of bread baked on All Souls' day will become diseased. The flumes will burst out of the oven In one's face If bread 1? baked on the feast of St Nicholas, say the good people at Aube, so It Is not done. In Burgundy the people believe that if bread Is baked iu the course of Rogation week all bread bakod during the remainder of the year will turn moldy. The Inhabitants of the Black mountains believe the same thing. The Sicilians refuse to bake on Good Friday, because they fear that In some manner they will burn the Saviour. The beliefs which other Kuroiieans used to have In early times demonstrate how Illogical Is all this superstition. These used to think that bread baked on Good Friday would not grow moldy, nnd the hot cross buu was Included In this belief. Some one lias shrewdly suggested that the spice preserved them. A piece of bread baked on this holy day, perhaps because of Its holy character, was supposed to have miraculous powers If preserved. The house contalulug It would not catch fire. It was useful for preventing whooping cough and If fed to cattle 111 of certain diseases would cure tliem. The natural deduction from nil tills Is that In one country bread baked on a ccrtnln day will work 111 and that baked In another on tho bhiuo day will work good, which menus that bread baked on that day Is alxmt the same as bread baked on any other.?New York Tribune. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. Every mother Is n trained nurse, wlfli the two unimportant exceptions of the uniform and tho wages. Tliere Isn't any greater waste of time than that spent In worrying because others are not doing their duty. A man may think he is Ixiks of Ills own home, but after his wife lias l>een sick once or twice he tlnds it Is the doctor. There are a great many ways of be coming unpopular, but 0110 of the surest Is to rush in where angels fear to tread. When a man comes home and nsks if "mother is home" what lie really wants to know is if she is in the kitchen cooking. If there la whipped cream on any old thing on the table a girl la apt to think that the requirements for a "dainty" luncheon have all been mot?Atchison Globe. Fill In p: n Fall nottle. At n race course the other day a sharper wagered ?5 he could put more water Into a black bottle than any person present. An Individual present at once filled the bottle with water and passed It to the sharper, Baying: "There; I think she's as full as she can get If you can crowd any more water into her, mister, go ahead." Without saying a word tho sharper corked the bottle tightly. Then he turned It upside down, and In the large hollow which Is found at the bottom of most bottles ho poured about a gill of water. "I'll trouble you to hand over tho money," he said to the stakebolder when he had done the trick. lie received the stakes and coolly walked off.?London Mall. JncknlN nnd Crocodile Eitri, Jackals and hyenas nre very fond of crocodile eggs. The former Is the more successful poacher of the two. Natives of central Africa say that the Jackal has sixteen eyes, with one of which he watches the eggs and with the fifteen others he looks out for the crocodile. The hyena, on the other hand, being very greedy, has all his eyes on the eggs nnd so often falls a victim to the watchful crocodile in motionless hiding. The natives say, too, that the crocodile sometimes knocks Its prey off the bank or off the canoe with Its tall nnd then seizes It with its wide open Jaws. According to the Book. Miles?By the way, old man, do you believe in dreams? Giles?You bet 1 do! One night about a month ago I dreamed that on angel appeared at my bedside nnd said, "Prepare for the WrtlNt " Uion r1<*a t? iuvu v4toup|/caicu? iJXllUV Well? Giles?The very next day onr cook left, nnd my wife has been doing the cooking ever since.?Chicago News. A Iloy'a View. "Mamma," asked the little boy, "what does this story mean by talking about a groat-grandmother? Ain't all grandmothers great?" Time la Money. Those who are five minutes late do more to upset the order of the world than all the anarchists. ? Saturday Evening Tost Men are so constituted that everybody undertakes what he sees another successful in, whether he has aptitude for It or not?Goethe. I A SILLY TOY. Tk? War tka To?(hbniih Wan at Ptrat Hegarded. Colonial diaries and letters make It plain that our unfortunate ancestors uttered much from Jumping toothaches, swelled faces and the early loss or forcible extraction of teeth which at a later period might have been saved t* render their owners many years of further service. No wonder, smce the care of tire teeth was little understood, ami that Uttio often but negligently practiced. Toothpicks were known: the tootle brush was not, although rough substitutes were employed, made of flattened sticks, spilt and pounded at one end to a stiff, fibrous fringe. Toothbrushes when first introduced were regarded as by no means important accessories to the toilet, but rather as minor luxuries and suitable for women only. The diary of a London merchant tra<ling to the colonics lias this entry: "Bought a Toothbrush for my wife, whch, used together with salte water, very strong, and a waxshe of Herbs, she is told will keep her Teethe from falling out or getting hollowe. The salte and Ilerlies may well prove strengthening to her Gummes wch. are tender, but for tlie brush it seemes but a silly Toy, hardly like to ware the worth of Its price and scarce cleauley save when new. But she must have It, being a new thing late from France." In the famous collection of the letters of the Verney family, as well, the toothbrush Is referred to as "an elegant trifle, now used by the ladies of Paris." But when Sally Annis, a colonial belle, wrote of It to her sister she had, like the London merchant's wife, good hopes of Its proving of more than trifling value. Her seafaring father had just brought her one, along with other gifts. "Besides these, nnd ye smalle coml>e, lie brt. me n new mouth-brush made of eyvory," she wrote, "the back parte lnlayed very pretty with silver: ami ye brlsslcs long nnd stifTe and sett very urme: wen ne is assureu will neip me of my Tooth Akes: well, you will guess deer Judy I do pray It may."? Youth's Companion. FOR THE HOUSEWIFE. Melted butter will not make a good cake. Veal should be white, dry and close grained. The colder eggs are the quicker they will froth. To make good pastry the Ingredients must be ice cold. Nutmegs should be grated at the blossom end first A brush dipped In salt water should be used In cleaning bamboo furniture. Good macaroni is of a yellowish tint, does not break readily in cooking and swells to two or three times its bulk. A simple and very efficient disinfectant to pour down a sink la a small quantity of charcoal mixed with water. Warm bread and cake should be cut with a knife the blade of which has been heated by standing it in boiling wuter. Mica Minlnff. Mica mining Is one of the greatest Industries In North Carolina. Mica is found in all sorts of blocks of various thicknesses and shapes and can he split and respllt almost ad Infinitum or until It becomes the thin, tlexlble wafer of commerce. The material is by nature Imbedded or scattered through the feldspar In masses large or small, close together or far apart, and Is blasted from J the rocks by means of dynamite, the purer veins being found between walls of slate. From the mines It Is taken to the shops, where It is split Into thin sheets, trimmed into regular forms and made ready for the market, the price varying with the size and color of the sheets. The average slz.e Is about 4 by 0, though rare sheets of 24 by 18 Inches ore sometimes found. Nnpoleon'n Bail Handwrltlnjr. m. uoussaye attributes the muddle over orders at Waterloo to Napoleon's execrable handwriting. This was the opinion of the writing master of-Alexandre Dumas: "The emperor never lost a battle except by his bad writing. Ills ofllcers could never make out what he meant. Remember this, Alexandre, and make your down strokes heavy and your up strokes light." Grouchy declares that during the battle of Waterloo he could not make out whether Napoleon wrote "bataille gagnee" or "batallle engagee," and he conjecturally read "battle gained."?Andrew Lang In London Post. The Frenka of F?te. Here Is a unique memorial notice from a Georgia exchange: "Once he was nearly swallowed by an earthquake and shortly afterward was mown nearly a quarter of a mile by a hurricane, but he triumphed over all these afflictions, only to be kicked out of life by a mule that had a mortgage on It and was blind In one eye.**? Atlanta Constitution. Other Objection*. "Gladly would 1 die for your* Her look of hauteur was maintained despite this plea. "You are In error,** she replied coldly, "If you think the color of your hair constitutes my chief objection to you.** The good night was brief and soon.? Philadelphia Ledger. A Dtfr Difference, ; Bhe?How much do you earn a year? He?About $2,000, "But we can't live on thatP "You asked me how much I earnest 1 make about $20.000.**?Life. ?? . i ? I A PUZZLING FEAT. The Wonderful Corn Grnrrlnv Magi* f of tbe Zunl Indian*. I The medicine meu among tho Zuul ' Indians perform a feat at the annual "corn festival" which surpasses the famous mango growing trick of the Hindoo. Many scientists have been present to witness this strange ceremony, hut have never beeu able to fathom the mystery of it. In front of the southern opening of the medicine lodge a largo square of clean yellow sand, carefully smoothed and packed, Is spread. With a ceremonial arrow figures 'representing the Great Spirit, the earth, sun, sky and rain are drawn. There are also the symbols of the corn and a bountiful harvest. The indentations made by the arrow are then tilled in with pigments, blue for the sky and clouds, black for the earth and chrome yellow for the harvest. The middle of the square Is left vacant. This picture in sand painting is a most pleasing specimen of barbaric art. The hour for the ceremony arrives, and at the right moment the medicine* ^ man comes forth from his lodge and takes a seat in the opening of the lodge, facing the sand square. The warriors and chiefs arrange themselves around the square according to rank. The ceremonial pipe Is then tilled and lighted, and the medicine man blows one puff In each direction of the compass and two to the heavens. lie then makes an address, going over the past history of the tribe and the kindness of the Great Spirit and his care, llo concludes with a prayer for the continuance of this favor. Tho great moment bus arrived. With Impressive solemnity the medicine man thrusts the sacred arrow into the sand, withdraws it and places a grain of corn into the hole thus made. Carefully ^ smoothing the sand over it, he resumes his seat, while the assembled chiefs smoke their pipes in stolid silence. If the Great Spirit condescends to answer the prayer of the medicine man?and he generally does?the eorn will sprout and send up a shoot. After an interval of fifteen or twenty minutes the sand seems disturbed at the spot where the grain of corn was planted, and soon the slender green blades of the sprouting corn are seen above the surface. The plant continues to grow rapidly and naturally during the day, and by the next sunrise the silk and tassels appear. By noon the stalk and ear have reached full maturity and the ripening begins. Finally the blades and husks turn yellow ami rattle when the wind shakes them. All this, Ave must bear in mind, has been done in thirty-six hours. On the morning of the second day the corn growing is complete. The medicine man now addresses the watchers who in company with him have watched the plant groAV, for It is never left alone. With appropriate ceremonies he sytnboli/.es the harvest by stripping the ear from the husks and placing the corn in his bag for,future use. The stalk is pulled up by the roots and hung over the door of the lodge.?Xcav York Herald. No Holiday. Teople have different ideas as to what constitutes a holiday?or a vacation. Mrs. Pettis had her own firmly fixed opinions on the subject. "I don't count Thanksgiving or Christmas or Washington's birthday or any of those holidays," she said frankly to an old friend one day. "What I count a holiday is when Ezra and Jim and Bob ami Llplilet go off up to tho wood lot with their dinner and I know they won't be back till night. "I'm not one to deny that men folks have their good points, but how a woman can call it a holiday when they're in the house calling for food by looks when they aren't by words is beyond me!"?Youth's Companion. FoimI For S?|uirroln. Most people who feed the gray squirrels In the big parks fall to realize that it is no kindness to give these pretty little animals such soft shell nuts asalmonds, peanuts and chestnuts. Human beings who do not have to actually forage for food naturally enough feel * that it is thought fulness itself to savethe squirrels work. The fact is, however, that a squirrel's teeth grow so rapidly that, deprived of their normal ? use, they might even through their very uselessness become long enough to put this charming rodent of the trees in danger of starvation. Illckory, pecan and hazel nuts are the proper food to throw to the squirrels.?Brooklyn Life. Where Wn? (lie JokeT Mabel?Such a jok'e with Mr. Gayboy. Wo were out on the balcony between the dances, and he got the sleeve of his dress coat all over red paint from one of the posts that were just painted. Maud?And did you go near/ ^ the post? Mabel?No. Why? Maud? Oh, nothing; only you have red paint all over the back of your waist. i Tenrf til. The conversation turned on the effect produced on the emotions by pictorial art, when a man remarked, "I remember one picture that brought tears to my eyes." "A pathetic subject, I presume." "No, sir; It was a fruit painting. I was sitting close under it when It dropped on my head." M9j ? Ruiiiuieni h. Youth?What do I have to pay for a marriage license? Clerk?Well, yon get It on the Installment plnn. Youth ?How's that? Clerk?One dollar down and your entire salary each month for the rest of your life.?Cleveland Leader. Work Is not a man's punishment; It Is his reward and hla strength.?George Sand.