THE LUTHERAN VISITOR COLUMBIA, S. G, JUNE 13, 1873. Poetry. Sleeping is Church. The following parody to “Charge of tho light Brigade, 44 la baaed upon the statement mad* by Dr. Gnthrie. that at.a large religious meeting ha owce attended, he actually eon Bird MO people aaleep t , O’er their devoted heads. While the law thunder'd, Snugly and heedlamly Snored the six hundred. Grnat waa the preacher's theme; Screw’d on waa all the steam ; Neither with abont nor scream Could he disturb the dream Of the six hundred. Terror* to the right of them. Terror* to the left of them. Terrors in front of them— Hell itself plundered Of its most awful things. Weak-minded preacher dings At the dumbfounded. Boldly he spoke sad well» All on deaf ears it fell; Vain was bis loudest yell Volley'd and thunder'd; Fog caring—the truth to tell— Neither for hearen nor bell, Snored the six hundred. Still, with redoubled seal, Still he spoke onward, A uuld it be wondered 1 that will not more i of the aneient groove > which they have flounder’d, ley would lag behind, must expect to find t of such a kind the six hundred. m’s Department lived was J man; he li of al God h called For the Lutheran Visitor. Jonah. days of Jeroboam, the non the king of Israel, there prophet of Qpd whose name »»h. This Jouah was a good it, like some other good meu, to have his tnen trap instead iys following the path that directed. There wss a city I Nineveh. The people that lived in it were wicked and given up to the worship of idols, so God said it mast be destroyed, and told Joaab to go to Nineveh and go through ike streets of it and cry alond : “Yet forty days and Nineveh shall be , overthrown.” Jonah said to himself, “I don’t do any each thing. If 1 shall go there and say that, the peo ple would all repent, and God wouldn't do what be bad said, and then what would become of me t I’ll go to Tarahisb.* 8o he went to Joppa and found a ship about to sail for Tarahisb. “Where was that, mother F said Sasie. j “Spain is said to be the ancient Tarahisb, my dear. Jonah paid for bis passage and started for a voyage over tho Mediterranean sea. Be waa so easy in his own mind that he went fast asleep. While he slept a terri ble storm came from God, and the sailors cried to their Idol gods for help, and began to throw the freight overboard. The shipmaster came to Jonah and said, ‘Why do you sleep f Arise and call upon tkp God, per haps he will hear us, or else we shall all go to the bottom of this sea r The sailors said, ‘This storm is not an ordinary one. God sent it. Now let as cast lots aud see who the evil person is, so that we may know for what cause it has come upon os.’ Then the lot fell upon Jonahp “I think that he must have felt very badly, mother, at that.” “Yes, the sailors stood around him with threatening looks and roughly demanded, 'Where did you come from, And what is your occupation f What have you been doing to bring this evil from God upon us V Jonah said, ‘I am a Hebrew, and fear the Lord God which made the sea and the laud/and then he told them why he ran away. The sailors said, 'Why did yon do this, and what shall we do to make the sea calm f Jonah said, Take me up and throw me into the sea.’ The men did not want to kill him, and tried hard to bring the ship to land; but God made the waves to rise up very high and the wind to blow terribly. Then the sailors cried out, ‘O Lord, let os not perish on aoeoont of this man’s life, and lay no innocent blood upon us, for thou, oh Lord, hast done it’ Then they took up Jonah and tossed him into the foaming sea, aad direct ly the wind ceased, the waves sank to rest, and the sea waa calm. Then the sailors knew that their idol gods were nothing, and they feared the true God and offered a sacrifice to Him.” “Where did poor Jonah go, moth er, did be get drowned F “Oh ae, hr God saaaad a great whale to come oat of tho deep water, aad Just ae Joaah weal late the wavsa, the trig flak spaaed his aud ate him up. 1 * “Then he dM die after all.” “No, yea will hear in a two. The whale swallowed Joaah whole, and God eaassd him to live inside of this greet fish. Jonah thee repeated of his sin la fieeing tt* r«ifnn*unrtniiiiiit at (,... I ..H prayed to God aad mourned htttsrtj. God let him etay three day* aad three night* ia the whale. ***** is tin* didn't to get oetof that horrible prison hones < God then spoke to the fish, aad it opened its asoeth and vomited Jouah out on dry land again. I thlak that Mm wk®l® look Uo kook lo motIj ^ ||jiv ftjiHlf | * I .h4 ‘4A thdt! k# 0®HI' fe£ ft rtt f when he ran off to Joppa. Then God said, ‘Now Jouah, go In Nine veh, aad say Just what I told yea to speak.’ • “He waa willing to go then, I guess, mAl Kar ** flhmisf Skmmmm rsas^easwri, aat'i scfofefefeF* He went any Why* sad I think m he tredged along over i and climbed ever hHIa, the streams, tbwt he wlehed that he had obeyed God at tret. Finally ho reached Nlasveh, and as tho ally waa a large one, It took him three days to pees through Its atresia} cried aloud, ‘Yet forty days, Nineveh people soup a crowd collected and followed him, aad tome said, *lt«n and tel) the kiss's household that a ctmI earthquake la going to daatroy am' Ho the people believed the word of God, and the king throne and put ia ashen, and ordered a solemn Amt, and that every i'' t ii *h«>uld ory mightily to Ood, aad torn from (Mr evil ways, and hag God to spare them, and to have merey spoo their city.” “Did God liatoo to them, mother F “Oh yen, for had he not proriasuir'd himself to Moses as ‘the Lord, long ■ken mh.I #L-iit t ae m* mhi purjif* lug sins aad ink|uitles f Yea, God heard from heaven the ory that ruse up feom the people of Nlasvoh, aad he said, ‘I will forgive them that they perish sot'* ItvIrlsuM a.h* >,11 u. me^mes . , s -A _ ft sv HcM* LaMy wlftmjf WmMm Hvi aaffufe? svr’jrirwa^ what did Jonah any, mother F “He didn't like H, aad he Mid, I mud I knew its ] *ml was irnsciouo ami alow to an m and so I ran off to go to Tarahisb. These people now wilt think ase a liar and kill me, therefore, oh Lord, take my life away now, 1 don’t want to live aay logger.* * “Wes he sorry God spared the eity, mother F “Yea, be would rather have seen it destroyed entirely Jonah was so angry that ho wont out and Ml under a booth that he made, on tattle of the city, till he would see what might become of the city. God caused a gourd vine to spring np to the night, and make a nice shade over Jonah; then he was thank All hr the shads from the hot ana, But the next night God sent a worm to eat the root of tho vino, and it with ered away; that made Jonah still i more angry, and God sold, "Why are you so angry t yon pity the gonrd vine which came up to a night and unshed in another night, bet yen are not sorry for this great city, where there are so many little dbll dreo, even six score thousand-' * “How many children were there, mother T “One hundred and twenty thou •and, so young that they dji dMP® IH ^ H ft f fj yy ®®kkk^Kk^k4Mki ^Pki^® tuau hutl a asal knew i gy. He tried uti«il„t binastf a# Sh# aaphtt WW *** ’J TWW g W'^^Pw Vt of the gold, and then, with afl the i had wr ueoftd hawww, ha ft Attsd la for that wish a I of the ham tail and ft have It an to then la to the first ooufederation i a hand attraefeve. No ■heafea turns* ft.. ums ft Mi a* ma Nragi EFQW Jf q Qw aad uaeftmpdly, if It la clean tots it iff soda in theca day ss turn IIa “took” was Of a (diMf'C lift The tots Jeusph Doom wool not la India, end while he waa still a jousg Ha npphsd htssafef he the mm ONHNl On I turned the hns •u most prodtahto areunnt. On whea all the had foiled the British army, he to of the MftMfii _ When he returned to Kngtoad, ha wMh so mash shditi aad for a asat to the Ksn In din Ihrerinrate. that ha mtfhft carry oat hto scheme of rsferas, that, though ha fold to get the rote of a of stash, ha t, and sends rings to. sftor all, the “tachtast tot ef lark.” when It to all It Minukl he Thors to, then, to truth, on “tosh.” There are tnrniag points hto; ms amnia, critical mamsat% that are worth mors thaw years; acvsrthehsa a great orcssion to only worth to a > ’, V,! ia asaka at M - .J to life to lo _ > derision of the instant. Whatever of troth to vailed eh Since to, rightly enafederad, an to esative to the hootosl industry, not an excuse for Added hnnde sod Idto Tie Bict Curs.—Dr, Hall says that “it ought to be exteosivrij kaowa that ordinary boded rice, oaten with boiled milk, to one of the boat ran* wwo^^ras ^wssmy wsssr ura woomr swvpee’tr t UPSohIWf dies known for any form of loess bowels. Its efficaoy to iocrraeed if H to browned tike coffee, aad then boiled aad oaten at intervals of four hours, taking no other food or liquid whatever; its ruram* virtu# m to tombed if no milk Is taksa with it, MM! UM M(MOt will kfifl finiflil in a warm bed: then it becomes sa al cluftswiuil asm aewa jatksauaa^a -mrt w sa x^maa» sm a S uaron mvaasons kw a song time pm- Hi i* t® jwmbi ® m, gh » k. ^ g »tWi ktor ■|ftf«rT 11 fHIHI M|UIBVN IBII t|pr aJu^elcooraged, adda, “Yon had bettor bo getting down bora tu i'hfftkfehJk (waf k rsihs fts rs awa mri bMndoawua I psw^PS^S^hu^B^nua J y vl np tissse and give yon moms- thsag you’ll fool.* This so startlco tho ywnog man that he immedtoto|y to sleep agate. And the ofjera tton tom to he repeated several times. A father knows nothing shoot the He merely opens hie mouth sauidi'liftm m s ft mi asxn m> ^m^MM uPfaPsAJA 1 ft-B wife sNlPf fog raHAI llfedt r% ** | liai S’lftiwa f mm I loot siawv uwspsam am aims s j s uat awowroa e wet t-mraT air of that stairway gora tutu that hoy like atontririty, and ptorraa the on of hto aatma, Aad ha paya oat of that had and iota hto aad down the stairs, with a that ia oomasaadahle. It to rarely a bay allows himself to dto ard the paternal mmasooa. About • a ywar Is baBasai to tor as oOra to ronfestrat with the rales of hoalth. Ho mum hto fsthsr a great Otattv Snfi^ahwfe bow* l^sftm R It 'rvL I fU Iflvxbaa swji xwpx wy ois lomignt mium*.— JTiors. drodlh lisso sf dMwhsg Of too,* I: If s from ha* an to' to a ws ooa now thftoh of, to a ®dM ly ta a ftt is srtth B IBs is of a nollfo a J j! Itf ** ft AW Tertoe of Joly 90th, HITS, ran ||, A tuAS^Ojfto -j. 1 g, , ^ Jm. — ^ MB# rfPWIT OriBW IW M> B sod to the oumbsr for No feUh a cwrreopondewt aaya § *44...ft is .jm,atuid was i#s hr Irwfl rl ••Hi Wfe-B ffeiral Ip BIX It to as foAnws: ‘Pwsst or owsot milk, the richer the , oos os oBoa ir^t os^tttp^safttta^l, any horalag or scar sen sation at the feamadi appears, driuk half a plot of sweet cream or milk, and refttof to trident. Make Awe use of II at meals. Total alMtinmor to. Ooffso to the I Mi I ri“ , or whiting, ft os) acqoa soh, I o«} 3 os; mix well together, aad allow I '■ V Vf REGULATOR ror over FORTY YEARS Uds PURELY VSOSTABLE UVER MEDICINE has proved to be the GREAT DNFAILING IPECIFIC SmedU*. Riiioos attacks, SICK HEAD- ACHE, doHe, Depression of Spirits Boor StornsrH. Hrartbirn. CHTLl!NAN6 FE VER, ha, he. After yrars of careful experiments, to bmv< s sreat aad nrjreut demand, we now from oar ortjcmal Genum* Pow THE PREPABED. mi fun, of SIMMONS' LIVES LATOR, containing all its woo- sad valuable properties, sad oiler on DOUJR BOTTLES. The Powders (price a* before) ft 1.00 1.00 it in * • * w« *•♦#*••« or CAUTION ! A) Buy no Powders or PREPARED 8(M- M0N>r LIVER REG I* LATOR nolern in our nuqraved wrapper, with Trade mark. Stamp and K*jnumm unbrokea. None other Is ippuoitM. J. H ZEILIN A 00 .; Msssu,, Ox., aad Philadelphia. SOLD BT ALL DRUGGISTS Oct 1J ——11 BIS dry DR. M’LANE’S Celebrated American Worm Specific, VERMIFUGE. SYMPTOMS OF WORMS. T HE cwttatcaaace is pole sad leaden- colored, with occasional fiiukcs, or s circumscribed spot on oat or both checks j the eyes beeome foil; the pupils dilate; sa some semicircle ram along the lower eye- bloods j s raelfttog of the upper lipi with humming or 1} as naosusl secretion of aaitvt i slimy or furred tongue; breath vary Soul, partrculsriy fta the morrnqt appetite ramble, sometimes voracious, with s gnawing scamuoa of the stomach, at others, entirely gone; fleeting pains to the stomach ; orcsi.onsl nausea and vomit- tog j violent psins throughout the abdo- sacs i bowels irregular, at umes costive; stools altanr j sot unfrequently tinged with 1; belly swollen and hard ; urine tar- occmsionallv difficult, and hy hiccough; cough tome- convulsive ; uneasy and db- wiih grinding of the teeth; temper variable, but generally irritable,Ac. Whenever the above symptoms arc found to exist, DR. M’LANE S VERMIFUGE Will certainty effect a cure. The uni venal success which has at tended the administration of this prepa ration has bcca such ss to warrant os in pledging ourselves to the public to RETURN THE MONEY in every instance where it should prove ineffectual: “ providing the symptoms at- tessAmg the sickness of the child or adult should warrant the supposition of worms being the cause.* In sill cases the Medi cine to be given in enter accoxoajics wm rut ntaacrtosrs. We pledge ourselves to the public, that Dr. M’Lane's Vermifuge DOES NOT CONTAIN MERCURY to any form; and that it is an ianocent preparation, mu c*p*kh tf iftmg tbt itigbt- ttt apery t$ tit mut tender wtfsmt. Address all orders to FLEMING BROS., Pittssoscn. Pa. Ohm rv—»S Bms..wOsTanTssavSn tSMlraaSmOih UpaOr. aal tmihr m> tmt /V. IT/ mmf*. hy /W. To tine wi#iia( t. frrt i par asaS, aoat-f«M,to aaqr muU TJ* tew* /smsusi-vs ftUSgf SBtra #»Mpa, A *rtaa A very—* - v man. THI best aad most effective Trass A known lot the core and relief of Hernia sir Rnpttnv. This Tnnw has re ceived the maw tmt i ef the moot eminent phyaidtona of this country, who do not hesitate to rrcommeml it to thoec afflicted with Hernia m being superior to all others. It to tbe only True* that will retain the in its ofieratiooft. Of this we guarantee entire satisfaction to all who may come ander our treatment. Ladies' Milk elastic alMlouminl In Its for falling of the womb, and as a support to the lock and altdoinina] # maacres. AnhleSa, knee caps and stock— lags for varicose veins, aiders aad weak Hats Mtottlder hraee* for todies, grots and fthttdfrra. for the cure of atoopuiK of the shoulders and as a chest expander. Pito Instruments, the most superior attftric ia use—light, easily adjusted and effectu* 1 Instruments for all physical deformities, curvature of the spine, bow legs, dub feet, flto. Agent for Clement's Celebrated Artift- Ageot for GmadalVs Patent Uuhlwi Hymed Crutdies. Agent for I>r. Babcock's Silver Uterine Supporter. Agent for Dr. Wadsworth's Stem Per- t dtos' Apartment with a conijieUiut lady in st tendsocs Orders per mail promptly attended to 8. MARSH, 02 W. Baltimore St.. Baltimore, Md. ■ "'l Revs. i Snrtog MtcWiCvS! ^fwlBg Xickto | "SCXZ SH77TLZ” SewixglUfoa Ho. I, only $25. Ha. ft, ft*. Tlua to a Shuttle Machu Feed, and makes the “lock stitdTi on both sides. It to a standard first-! Machine, nod the only low-prissi stitch’* Machine in the United 8_ 1*1Lao. — «*i i-L i m f mu ■ i‘ ^ ll , »t * -. T — _. ^ _ i I I feoff wraflFfeFfeff TnTirffl ffeff J ffMoiM ffiffl "Fair of the tew Gorolsaoa" an Os p^ CKoriotte, X. C-, ta 1871 and 187X tAT The above machine is for ire years. Agents Wanted —S uperior in menu given. Libera, deduct ios i to ministers of the gospel, (to for circulars aud samples of __ Address Rev. C. II. BERKHEIR.W eral Agent, Concord, N. C. Jan 3 -4 Change of Schedule, i Soith Cakouxa R. R. C< Columbia, 8. U. Change of schedule, to go into dfcetsl and after Sunday. 20th instant: Moil ami Panengtr Train. Leave Colombia t fetal Arrive at Charleston 4fefi| Leave Charleston tail] Arrive at Columbia I *yi| Sight Expmt r Freight and At Hon Train (Sunday* excepted*. Leave Columbia ,...7 ftp] Arrive at Charleston ft feu Leave Charleston T fegfe] Arrive at Columbia.. 1 1 ff«a| Camden Accommodation Trail d| continue to run to Columbia as —Mondays, Wednesdays aud Sat T «ave Camden 7B**| Arrive at Columbia U »*■[ Irave t'olumbia.. I Ufa] Arrive Caanfoa • *1*1 A. L. TYLER, Vice Piesidw* 8. B. Pickins, Gen Ticket Aft Charlotte, Columbia RAoftto] Railroad. General Snjierintendemft Of# Coli ubia, September 22, HR a N and after this date the folhfel| srhednle will be run on this rssi: Train No. 1. Twnsfol Ixavt Charlotte, 7 1,1 s m “ Columbia, 2 29pm I86*r Arrive st Au^rusta, 7 43 pm ft**’I r.ore» north. Train No. 1. TraiaftftM Ix-ave Augusta, 4 15 a iu - Columbia. 0 45 a ni tt»M Arrive at Ch'lotte, 4 40 p in **•**! Standard time 10 minutes Blower fej Washington ; six minute* ahead Cafe hut' Train No. 1 daily; train No. J A* j Sundays excepted. A Both trains make close con»gft’| all imints North, South Through tickets sold nndbafi to .11 principal Oial. Sop E. R. Dorskv, G«j. F. and T. Agent G. & C. Railroad. D AILY, Sunday* cxccptoA With Night Trains on So»rt* <3 linn Railroad” np and down; trains going North and South <*-PSl lottc, Columbia and Augusta and Wilmington, CcdnmWa aad A««- | Ra il rood. Leave Columbia at I ail I Ixwve Alston IsSg] Ix*ave Nowberty Ta*»l Ix'ave Cokealmn' * Ixmre Belton *JjL| Arrive at Greenville * T>ovrx. " Leave Gri>envtHe. JS.fl “ Belton “ Cokesbury So I 44 Abbeville 5JJ: f 44 Newberry J Sto] 44 Alston... JSJ, Arrive at Columbia A ndemonBraneh and Bine Hlfel rtotoa. down. Leave Walhalla 5 45 a m ArrivjTH|J Leave Perryville 625 s m IaivJjSh I, ' ^ordered, tbe 33.1 vaacc trite® a boat 11 ^ breast. He f< from b» honse Wl from the fainting fit wwben at tost I u Then depart not Not long after he tlwfcf® 0 * •Do with me Lord gut the hand of deal big memory. A bu* fffiwffencv meaus ; •What God does to u«. <*No, no,” said the < > sot know anything; ter. O, it comfort- ooly I do not remein It vm the hymn, -Do with me, Lord, I Help me now in my gr Hear my cry, do not d< When my aoul to to d< Becrive it then, Lard All is well if life Tbe King bimefef dying General. Whet tbs Chaplain of the- set long before his marked: “I am wea bat I know you hi*' * trouble me. A bean m at ooce. But this knew that God has i aoaer; but this I al be ia gracious to me, h M Aoeo,” said the nothing to add. May all ia such faith. Iu i aad die through Chris ral passed away a f ifraods. Hi* wife, « r* lK I?-.. 14 K; For tlte Imi Sixty-Six Ye TRANSLATED FROM Tl On Maonday Tim Elders and Deacons Protestant Pastorate District, 8. C-, met with the resolution o adopted at the mw*tirh r tbe residence of Mr. J Tbe following chur present: 1. From Zion’s chur Kaufman, Johannes Heitor, George Iieits Bachman. A From St. Peter' Met*, Michael Krebs, nan, Jacob Rauch. A From 8t. Paul's r n«r Oswald, George Hall. C From Bethel e Baakoecbt, George Tilli, George Lohruia The following sub caused, and nuanimo l- The elders of <*>»plained that tb hoi had no services on account of fu| ^oration was asked, should have the pi apixnftteil H was unanimous hitherto establi>. 18 to also tfie ns America, which gtv< to fonerals should t ^to proviso, that > *** the distanoe bet 400 great, then th serrioe shou aiHl this would m the relatives oottfied- the i>reiieh« »»d that this Whenever feasible. 1 are w a - A member ol “ttf'ch Council lovl Z? among our c d * ve n among on open w * c| W the great offence and the in of chrtfeian^ ft was Qnanimou ;r- a " ,,,ww <■ *** PWiWrate wl and net? theism wbich « Other ouL ^ of 4nt * n - °Peuand ^4 Iv