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AIKEN, S. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1878.
$2.00 per Annum, in Advance.
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^ tireless boy
?K^?drT hear,
"Springs with joy
;b an echo to his cheer !
8 **» W ^ en th y t“ce I saw.
sv&rl'bat moved my spirit like a breeze.
*' Responsive to the primal law
Of yonth.s entrancing harmonies 7
Ah! little maid—so sweet and shy—
Building each day thy fair romance—
Thoa didst not dream a youth passed by,
When I returned thee glance for glance !
For all my youth is still my own,
Bound in the volume of my age,
Aud breath from thee ha h only blown
The leaves back to the golden page !
—January Scribner's
THE TWO VALENTINES.
My sister aad I have known poverty;
not born nor bred to it, we were yet
«carcgj|r^cjf|fn grown, when we found
ourselves alone^ 11 the world with pov
erty for our inheritance, and I, indeed,
with nothing ckd we<,n me and starvation
save Ellinor’s cPiroge, energy and pa
tience. I am nobgpingto write a record
of our lives in thtatf days, it would only
s of others, as wel
nurtured as ourselves
cident that grew out
that was destined to
curious link to the
be'that of
born, as
—no, onl;
of our pove:
bind thf 1 *;."
ones that were to ooi
We had tried mana^nethods by which
to earn daily bread and clothes to cover
u a ^twhat one of the many women who
^•"je had to labor for the same but can
recall *he dreary catalyse ? v-^-lr
began in hope to end in disappointment,
the supply ever exceeding the demand)
and dark and bitter February found us
endeavoring to keep the wolf from the
door by the manufacture of the pretty,
fanciful, foolish trifles which it is the
fashion of the rich and happy to dis
pense on the day of St. Valentine.
Ellinor had a fine taste, and drew very
prettily, and between us wo had man
aged to please highly the kind-hearted
shopkeeper who first offered to employ
us in making valentines; but, alas ! the
demand was exhausted sooner than our
taste and invention, and when our last
order was executed wo had so much ma
terial remaining that we resolved to ex
ercise our taste and skill to the utter
most in the manufacture of some real
chef*-<Voeuvre, a sight of which should
gain us orders elsewhere, or at least
command a sale for themselves.
How well I can recall, to this day, the
making of those half-dozen valentines.
We had really made money by our pre
vious ventures in this line, and were
young and hopeful enough to be easily
elated by a little good fortune. We
laughed and talked over our work; as if
Pjoverty had bade us farewell forever,
once a gleam of pale sunshine
p,king through the wintry grey sky,
little linnet stirred nimbly in its
i and uttered a shrill twitter. Ellinor
r up to it with a wistful kind of
Lpn her face.
’ said she. “ J dare say
sunshine is making it
' time and a downy nest
reeu hedge. Poor little
such things are not for
^bitterly cold morning, with
?wers of sleety rain, when
[forth, our valentines care-
jn a box, to try and dis-
' ate wares, in such
pmed likely to invest in
[ fere hopeful as we entered '
utterly damped as we de- j
[• jcessful, and by the time I
&£unk, the sixth, despair- !
£jh?«jr 1 nct to give in while a J
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^3^nable West-end shop, !
(Efc and the warm mellow
entered, penetrated
Aments with a grateful
3tnfort Two gentlemen
jjsrWiudsome counter, inspect-
? 'lentings that the swartly-
youug lady behind it
-O them, the younger of
' with a curious kind of dissatis-
jigerness in his boyish face, the
rith a good-natured assumption of
: in what his friend had at heart.
Sorted all this while Ellinor was
ring our little wares to the other
lady, equally well dressed, but
i milinsr, who came forward
• ’ e; d, and T -^as still
* mg, an - ; ■ stiu
ed (he counter,wmic the young Indy ha .
departed to ask instructions as to
buying, from the master of the shop,
when the elder of the two gentlemen
turned suddenly round and saw the con-
leuts of our box, spread out.
“ Hallo l” said he, “ why here are a
more. Tom, come, I think yon will ba
hard to please, if some of these are not
r.p to the mark,”—and he pulled them
all towards him, before Ellinor or the
young Indy behind the counter could
interfere if they wished.
“Why, these ‘forget-me-nots’ and
silver Cupids are the most killing things
v o have seen yet; perfectly irresistible,
by Jove ! And this pretty wreath of
holly berries that lifts up, and shows a
tiny looking-glass underneath,' there’s a
neat compliment for you l perfections of
every kind set forth in the verses, you
know, ‘ Look in the glass and you be
hold them all. ’ Why, Tom, yon couldn’t
hope to beat that!”
He ended with a laugh that matched
his kind, frank face, and which, like
that, seemed to draw one towards him as
it were, and then glanced at Ellinor,
who was coloring a little.
“ Did you make these pretty things ?”
he said speaking very gently. * ‘ By
George ! what taste you must have: you
must let me have this one of the holly
berries. I have never seen anything so
pretty.”
He dropped his voice and looked again
at Ellinor. I was the youngest, yet I
saw the compliment, which she never
dreamed of appreciating.
“ The thing is for sale, sir,” she said,
simply, and putting it into it > cover laid
it on the counter before him. With
some awkwardness, and a rising color in
his own face now,he took out a sovereign
and handed it to her. We wanted
money, yes, sorely, Heaven knows, and
yet a sudden impulse which I could
scarcely resist, made me almost dash
forward and snatch the money from her
hand. Not noticing that, or my face,
into which a burning color had flown,
Ellinor turned towards the young lady
and asked her to oblige her with change
in silver.
“No, indeed,” the gentleman called
out hastily, “ there is no need of change.
The valentine is worth more than that
trifle—yes—indeed I insist—” and he
would not hear an., thing to the contrary,
though Ellinor looked distressed and
even haughty. He took up the other
valentines, praised and admired them,
and there was something so winning in
his face and manner, that Ellinor,though
always somewhat shy and reserved,
talked and even smiled in answer to him.
Meanwhile the well-dressed young lady
behind the counter looked on with much
loftiness, not to say disdain, which was
not abated when the otuer young gentle
man finally fixed upon the forget-me-
nots and Cupids, which his friend had
pronounced so killing, and the price of
which Ellinor said was five shillings. I
don’t know whether the elder one by
this time had become aware of the ir
regular nature of the proceedings, or
whether he was enlightened as to the
same by the aspect of the young huly,
but_ certainly, with a smile and bow to
wards Ellinor, he turned away, and, af
ter purchasing some trifle or other, he
and his friend left the shop.
Very short indeed was the young
lady’s tone, when she said “ that they
hail no intention at present of increasing
their stock of valentines,” and very sup
ercilious the look with which she eyed
Ellinor’s fair, delicate face, as my sister
was restoring the unsold valentines to
their box once more.
She sighed a kind of relieved sigh,
when we were once more in the street.
. “There, Tibbie, we have done almost
a day’s work in the last ten minutes,'and
seem to have earned the right to go
home and warm ourselves. You are vory
wet, my child ; come, we can afford te
do no more to-day. ”
“ Oh ! Ellinor, I wish you had not
taken his money,” I burst out. “ I
would rather have beou cold and wet.”
She locked at me wondering.
“Not take whose money ?—what, the
gentleman’s who bought the valentine?
My dear child, and why ?”
“ Oh, Nell! we are ladies; yes, as
much as he is a gentleman. Nell, U was
different selling our things to the shop
keeper.”
“ You foolish child! it was different
certainly, inasmuch as we were three
times as well paid by the one as the
Other,” answered Ellen, calmly; “and
as for not liking to take his money, let
us hope he has plenty to spare, and will
always bestow the superfluity where it is
as much needed as he did to-day. ”
We said no more, for I was a little
ashamed of my involuntary outburst;
and our liberal customer was never
named again between us. Indeed we
had other thu.gs to think of; for, taking
cold on tins very day, I shortly after
wards fell into a lingering fever, and my
poor sister’s powers were taxed to the
utmost to keep us both from starving.
Some months before this, Ellinor had
written to onr sole relative in the world
—an uncle in Australia; and about this
time we had fallen into the habit of
watching for the postman when he
entered onr street, in the faintest, for
lorn hope possible that there might come
an answer to it. On this morning, when
Nell had given me my scanty breakfast,
and made me ns comfortable as the
miserable circumstances permitted, she
sat down near the window to take her
own poor meal, and watch as usual for
the postman. The watercress woman,
the boy with the rolls, the organ that
always came at nine o’clock, all made
their usual appearance and departed;
but no postman caused the narrow little
street to resound with his thunderous
raps; and at last Ellinor rose.
“He must have passed before I sat
down, I suppose,” she said cheerfully;
“never mind, Tibbie darling, we still
have the letter to hope for. What, Mrs.
Smith! really a letter for us at last !”
she called out, darting towards our land
lady, who opened the door at the in
stant, with a letter held in her apron, to
prevent its contact with her soapy finger
and thumb. * ‘ Why, how could 1 have
missed seeing the postman ?”
1 ‘ Lor, Miss ! posty won’t be here for
ever so long yet: always is an hour late
on this foolish Valentine’s day, a-keep-
ing people out o’ their lawful letters,
all along o’ that tomfoolery as I calls it.
However, p’raps this letter, which
didn't come by post, may be a valentine,
and then you won’t be obliged to me for
calling it tomfoolery.”
“ Not come by post?” said Ellinor, in
a very disappointed voice, as she took
the letter and looked at the superscrip
tion and the seal, as people will do, to
discover what they could come at so
much more readily by opening the en
velope.
“Open it, Nell dear,” said 1, with
the fretfulness of fever and weakness
and she came and sat down on the bed
beside me as she did so. A thin bit of
paper fluttered out of the envelope, and
lay unheeded by us both, as Ellinor un
folded the enclosure and revealed a val
entine-yes, a real valentine, glistening
with frosted silver snowdrops and blue
forget-me-nots.
“ Oh, Nell ! a real valentine !—and
for yon ! Who could have sent it ?”
“ It must be a mistake,” said Eflinor,
turning to the superscription on the en
velope. “ But no; name and addx-ess in
full, and perfectly cerrect.”
“ Who could have sent it?” repeated I.
“ Who, indeed ?” replied Ellinor, so
berly. “ What a pity that snow-drops
and forget-me-nots are not good for eat
ing. Stay! here is something else—
roses now, I suppose. ”
And she took up the folded piece of
paper that lay unheeded on the bed. In
an instant the color flashed into her face,
the tears into her patient eyes.
“ Oh, Tibbie ! my darling, my child !
Five pounds!—a bank-note for five
pounds.”
“ Five pounds, Ellinor !—nonsense !”
“Yes, yes; a real note!—look!” she
cried. “ Oh, my darling, you will get
well, now! f 'u shall have all I have
never been able to give you. Oh, may
God bless the sender of such a precious
valentine!”
you
The dawn of another day of St. Val
entine—dark, raw and gloomy. Out of
doors the scene is wretched enough.
The trees, in the London square oppo
site, are dripping with dank moisture;
and the London street is slippery with
the same. Inside it is different. A cosy
breakfast-room, luxuriantly appointed,
the fire dancing brightly in the polished
grate, and the whole atmosphere scented
by the breath of the exotics, that comes
floating in from the open conservatory
adjacent. Two ladies are its occupants,
one of whom is busy at the breakfast-
table, whUe the other stands at a win
dow, looking out.
“ Why, Nell, one would think
expected a valentine.”
My sister did not answer; and looking
merrily towards her, I saw so vivid a
color stealing into her fair, pale face, as
made me instantly silent in wonder.
“ What were you and Captain Mild-
may talking about so long in the dark
yesterday evening ?” I asked presently.
“About valentines,” answered El
linor, quietly. “ Yes, Tibbie, I was
telling him of the time we earned our
bread by making them. ”
“ Oh, Nell!” I called out, aghast.
But my sister's noble face rebuked my
paltry pride into silence.
‘ * It seemed to me only right, ” she
went on.
“And did he—do yon think he had
ever recognized us for the poor girls he
bought the valentines of that day ?” I
faltered.
“ I don’t know—if so, he did not con
fess it; but I think it very unlikely. It
was natural we should recollect him;
noi unlikely that he should associate the
idea of two forlorn-looking creatures
with the nieces of the rich Australian
mei'chant, whom he saw living in luxury.
No; I dax-e say he has long forgotten us
as he first saw us; though I have always
thought, Tibbie, in my own soul, that
! ho sent that precious valentine that
j saved you, my darling, after the fever.”
“ Oh, Nell !—and you never told me
I before! Well, and what did he say ?”
“Last night?—very little. I thought
1 it only honest to tell him; it seemed to
i me right; but, perhaps, it has lost us a
! friend, Tibbie; I don’t know.”
Her voice shook a little, and she
turned her face so that I could not see
i it. Just then the postman’s knock mode
I the house resound; and, as if the noise
I had galvanized her into motion, Ellinor
darted out into the hall. I don’t know
, what she expected, or what I did; but I
| followed her, and leant over her shoul-
; der as she opened the box, with her
1 little hands trembling, so that the let-
ters as she lifted them fluttered in her
i
: grasp. There were several—I don’t in
j the least remember what the others
were, all my attention was concentrated
1 on the one that Ellinor selected as if by
s instinct—a valentine, yes, her own
wreath of holly berries, whose ruddy
glow seemed somehow to be reflected in
the color flushing my sister’s happy face.
As I looked at it, I presumed that the
token carried its message, in words not
exactly patent to my understanding ;
and I know that, though Ellinor has
been years married to Fred Mildmay,
she still keeps her two valentines among
her most sacred treasures. The silver
snowdrops and the bright holly berries
i must be tarnished now ; but to Ellinor
| they will always be fresh in the remem-
f branoo of the faithful love which has
i blessed her life and made it beautiful.
“Nell was my fate, yon see,” said
1 Fred, as we all stood together in the
i happy firelight on the evening of that
; day of St. Valentine. “Icould not for-
get her face after I had once seen it;
and when I found out where you lived,
and sent that—that first valentine, you
know, I was thinking how to follow it
up, when, behold ! I was introduced to
; my fate one night, ns the niece of the
Australian millionaire. And so you
; didn’t think I remembered yon, Nell ?
' Well, I’ll own I was too flabbergasted
to be quite sure, till you spoke. As to
the holly wreath, I always meant to keep
i it till I was in earnest, you know, and I
told Ellinor so last night.”
Plymo’ilh Church Pews.
The recent annual sale of pews in
Plymouth Church is described in a New
York paper: The sale of Plymouth
Church pews has been for many years
an event of great interest in this part of
the country, and the prices realized have
often been enormously large. E|ince
Mr. Beecher’s troubles began the re
ceipts have gradually decreased, partly
because of the scandal, perhaps, but
largely because of the hard times. The
sale to-night was no exception. A de
crease was expected, and it came. Mr.
Beecher made a few remarks before the
sale. The highest premium offered was
8505, by H. W. Sage. The highest
premium last year was $000, paid by H.
B. Claflin, who only bid $300 to-night.
In 1875 Charles Dennis, who to-night
bid $500 for second choice, paid the
highest premium, $750. The amount
of premiums offered to-night is $24,171,
which added to the pew rents aggregat
ing $12,758, makes a total of $36,929,
$10,593 less than last year’s total of
$47,522. In 1875 the premiums alone
amounted to $58,320, making the total
of the revenues $71,165. Mr. Claflin
obtained third choice to-night for $300.
Nobody seemed to bo surprised at the
comparatively small amount obtained
by the sale. “It’s larger than I ex
pected it to be this year,” said one mem
ber, and Mr. Beecher said, after the
sale, “If anybody’s going to grumble,
it’s no4 I. ” Mr. Beecher, by the way,
bought a pew himself for a premium of
two dollars. It was the last pew, and
nobody else bid for it. As the name ef
of the buyer was announced a rumble of
applause was heard in the sanctuary.
The lowest premium paid was fifty cents.
The following are the names of the pur
chasers of the principal pews, the pre
miums and the rental :
An Arctic Scene. A Chicago Romance.
The following is an extract from the Some four years ago there came^to
diary of the professor of zoology who Chicago from Germany Baron \ on
accompanied the Swedish polar expedi- Daren, a young, handsome man of good
tion of 1875: The month of July opened education, and, as his name shows, noble
with the fairest of weather, which we . family. At twenty-four he had spent
qaed advantageously in sailing north, ; three fortunes, and was so heavily in
passing the port of Karmakula, where debt that he was obliged to leave Father-
we dredged for a short time, and made | land and seek fame and filthy lucre in a
explorations, which have only a scienti- ! foreign land America, of course He
fic interest. The 2d of July the Proven came, ho saw and he well nigh starved.
Henry W. Sage.. ..
Premium.
$505
Rant.
$110
Charles Dennis. .. .
500
110
Horace B. Claflin
300
120
Haratio C. King. . .
280
110
J. D. Hutchinson. .
275
120
Moses I. Beach....
250
100
S. Y. While
250
90
R. Cornell White. .
255
90
O. A. Gager
250
100
Augustus Storrs. . .
225
100
Anecdotes of an Artist.
A writer in the Baltimore Bulletin
says : The Swiss home of Courbet, the
lately deceased painter, was a cottage
in such a tumble-down condition that it
was hardly considered safe. Here he
lived entirely alone, and his housekeep
ing was primitive enough. When his
bed was made he made it himself just
before getting into it. A friend relates
that his bedroom was festooned with
cobwebs and that one day he attempted
to take some down with his umbrella,
when Courbet, greatly excited, seizing
his arm, exclaimed : “Mon cherami,
what are you doing ? They catch the
flies !”
Another friend says of him : “ The
last time I saw him he was in a great
state of excitement, attempted to sweep
and scour down with his own hands his
floor, deal tables and benches, as'the
Queen of Sweden had asked to be al
lowed to visit his studio. His attempts
did not seem to me to be likely to suc
ceed, but his intentions were good. Tie
was a vexy big man with a peculiarly
gentle expression of countenance. His
dress was careless in the extreme. It
seems to me that the two words which
best describe him are naivete and
bonhomie."
I was told by an old friend of his that
lie has never got over the sorrow caxxsed
him by the death of his wife and only
son at the age of about twenty. He
made many students about the cantons
of Wallais and Vaud. He used to bring
home his big wet canvases on his back,
looking like a hale sandwich man. He
painted very rapidly, never using a
brush, but laying on his colors thickly
with a palette knife. When he told me
this I suppose I looked surprised, for he
very kindly volunteered to show me
how he did it. It was wonderful to see
what delicate effects a few touches he
made in this way produced.
Abernctliy Outwitted.
A very talkative lady, who had
wearied the temper of Mr. Abernethy,
who at all times was impatient of babble,
was told by him, the first moment he
could get a chance of speaking, to be
good enough to put out her tongue.
“ Now pray, Madame,” said he play
fully, “keep it out.” The hint was
taken. He rarely met with his match,
but on one occasion he fairly owned that
he had. He was sent for by an inn
keeper, who had had a quarrel with his
wife, who had scored his face with her
nails, so that the poor man was bleeding
and much disfigured. Mr. Abernethy
considered this an opportunity not to be
lost for admonishing the offender, and
said, “ Madame, are you not ashamed of
yourself to treat your husband thus—
the husband, who is the head of all—
‘your’ head, madam, in fact?” “Well,
doctor,” fiercely retorted the virago,
“ and may I not scratch my own head ?”
Upon this her friendly adviser, alter
giving directions for the benefit of the
patient, turned upon his heel and con
fessed himself beaten for once.
anchored about four o’clock in the morn
ing, and a short distance from ns we ob
served four magnificent reindeers brows
ing quietly on the shore. Accompanied
by four of our brave men, I threw my
self into a canoe and pulled for the shore.
A heavy mist concealed our approach
from the enemy, but, as at the beat of a
drum, it suddenly disappeared, reveal
ing one of the strangest spectacles that I
had ever witnessed. Very near the
Proven, which we nad just left, and on
both sides of it, two shining mountains
rising abruptly from the sea were seen,
the even projections of which were liter
ally covered and hidden by myriads of
birds. From their plumage, black as
ebony on the back and white below; from
their width from wing to wing when fly
ing, and from their vertical position when
in repose, we recognized the guillemot.
They clung to the sides of these moun
tains, grave, impassible, pressed one
against the other, each covering her
egg. Countless numbers were whirling
in lines across the sky, and seen from
onr little bark, they looked like immense
pearls floating in space and gleaming in
the rays of the sun, which they inter
cepted from us. I estimated that there
must have been millions of birds congre
gated there, so sandwiched together that
a hand could scarcely be inserted be
tween them. Other guillemots were
being rocked upon the cradle of the deep,
rising and falling in unison with each
dash of the billows, and occasionally dip
ping their beaks under water in search
•of food, while still others, inflamed with
( anger, were fighting with the greatest
hostility, ordinarily terminated by the
[intervention of a peaceful neighbor, who
'would boldly force the belligerents to
conclude a peace. The winged tribe
united in forming a strange medley of
sounds; we could almost believe that we
heard the frantic barking of a pack of
hounds or the deep mutterings of thun
der reverberating from the mountains.
Further on before us was a shoal of
white dolphins, who, to the number of
many hundreds, agitated the waters with
the violence of a tempest. We passed
quietly among them, when they defiled
away without any appearance of fear. I
sent a ball among them without effect,
these mammals being, as is well known,
invulnerable* in only one place—the eye,
which is remarkably small in proportion
to the size of their bodies. The profes
sor and a companion afterward succeed
ed in shooting two of the four reindeer.
He could not speak English. He had
been brought up in the lap of luxury,
which has a disagreeable way of setting
its pets down on the floox-. He could
not dig, to beg he was ashamed, and
’twas only when the fox of hunger
gnawed that he thankfully accepted the
position of coachman in a well-to-do
family on Calumet avenue, and there he
has remained with Micawber expecta
tions, the mystification of the male ser
vants and a puzzle to the daughter of
the family, a pretty blonde, with a fond
ness for the language. She had been to
school in Germany; she loved the peo
ple of that land; she knew their ways
and customs; could speak their tongue,
and knew she could keep in practice by
talking to Carl. Carl was willing and
not averse to display his knowledge of
something and aid his charming young
mistress, who wondered at the care with
which he kept his hands white, and the
courtly bow with which he received her
orders, and made up her mind he was
somebody! Finally, as time went on,
her heart already gone, his confidence
followed, and he revealed his history,
but said nothing about his love; he was
too honorable. But the love of Carl
was not unreturned, though the fair
haired heroine worked away until she
had proved the truth of his story, and
after that many a dangerous convex sa
tion was carried on between “ coachee ”
and the young lady in silk and seal-skin,
who occupied the carriage. But recently
came a letter from Germany. Exit a
spinster aunt and entree Baron Carl Von
Daren into a fortune of 300,000 thalers.
And the end is to be a pretty quiet wed
ding and a tour to the old country, to
live, as the fairy stories say, “happy
ever afterward.’ ’
Many a poor woman thinks she can do
nothing without a husband, and when
she gets one finds that she can do noth
ing with him.
Wild Geese.
A Belfast (Maine) housewife who in
cautiously made use of a rotten line to
dry her week’s washing during the
furious wind of Monday, realized a sad
disaster. All the nameless and inde
scribable garments tugged furiously at
the line. The shirts seemed to belong
to giants, and the drawers were filled
with a preternatural plumpness, until
the line broke, and the whole laixndry
wealth of the household took a flight
upward and onward. A farmer living in
the southeastern part of the city saw
their approach, led by a pair of gray
flannel drawers, and ran for his gun,
shouting “ Wild geese !” Further par
ticulars are nwaited with interest.
He Was Strictly Honest.
A citizen of John ft. street not only
keeps a score or more of hex s, but the
family take pride in them, and the
slightest noise in the backyard at mid
night arouses every inmate of the house.
A morning or two since a weary-lookiug
old chap called at the side door with a
•lead hen in his hand, and, when the
servant girl had summoned the lady of
the house, he said:
“ Madam, as I was walking down the
alley just now a boy jumped over your
fence with this dead hen in his hand. I
am poor and hungry, but I am honest,
madam. This hen belongs to you. She
will make you a beautiful dinner. I ask
for no reward, madam, thoxxgh the smell
of coffee almost makes me crazy with
delight.”
“ Those bad boys—they ought to be
shut up !” exclaimedtlxe indignant lady.
“So they had, madam. It is a sin to
murder a young and healthy hen in this
sudden manner. I could have taken the
body and sold it, but I would not do so
base a thing. No, madam ; I am as
hungry os a wolf, but I am honest.
There is your hen, lady, and though I
need food I will not ”
He laid the hen beside the door and
was going away when she asked him to
come in and get breakfast. He accepted
the invitation, cleared the table, and had
been gone about five minxxtes when the
girl called to her mistress :
“ Why, this hen is frozen as solid as
a lock, and only about half of it is
here !”
The lady investigated, saw that it was
a “corpse” which had been kicking
around for days, and as she rushed for
the front gate there was a bright red
spot on each cheek, but the man was
out of sight.—Detroit Free Press.
Ail Impatient Traveler.
The Pittsburgh (Pa.) Dispatch says:
A story is told of a well-known routh
side merchant having been observed
placing a nickel in [a letter-box on a
lamp-post, on Smithfield street, a few
nights since. Having paid hi* fare he
sat down on the curb-stone, and after j
waiting patiently for about ten minutes |
xose to his feet and demanded in very i
emphatic language, to know if that car
was ever going to start. Receiving no
answer he, after waiting a few minutes
longer, started home on foot, leaving
his fare in the box.
The Overcrowded Cities,
An exchange says: A member of
Congress lately asserted that there were
four hundred thousand unemployed
people in and about the city of New York,
compelled to live by begging or plun
dering. The assertion was a gross ex
aggeration of a lamentable fact. Prob
ably there is not one-fourth of that,
number. Nevertheless, it is true that
not only New York, but all cities are
overcrowded.
The tendency is to crowd them still
more. Thousands of young men in the
country are looking forward to the time
when they can go to some large city,
and there find employment. They do
not know that the chances for success
in life are far greater in the country
than in the city. One out of a hundred
in a city may be able to lay up a little
money, and one out of two thousand
may become wealthy ; a small portion
will live in comparatively comfortable
ciicumstanceg ; the rest, even if they
get and keep constant employment, are
drudges, who work hard, get poor pay,
besides being condemned to unwhole
some diet, and to breathe foul air. In
the country very few men have an ex
cuse for being wretchedly poor.
The nation would be richer, happier,
better, if the excess of population in the
cities would remove to fertile farms,
and engage in tilling the soil. It is an
occupation quite as honorable as selling
dry goods, and far more desirable than
the drudgery of confinement of city life
that wears out the body before old age
comes, and no adequate wages to sus
tain life in return.
Compressed Tea.
A late number of the F.uropean Mail,
London (Eng.), in an account of the
“Exhibition of Sanitary Appliances,”
recently held in Manchester, in connec
tion with the forty-fifth annual congress
of the British Medical Association,
among other things, describes a patent
process for compressing or consolidating
tea, on exhibition. The process con
sists in applying to loose tea an enor
mous pressure which compresses it to
within one-third of its original bulk,
forming it into a bar or block, marked ' mashed,
with notches or depressions into divi
sions of half an ounce each. The effect
of this pressure is to thoroughly break
up the fibre of the leaves, and to open
the small cells which have been closed by
the process of drying abroad, and which
are not thoroughly opened by the action
of boiling water, after the ordinary
method of infusion. The practical re
sult is that the consolidated or com
pressed tea will give, after ordinary ip-
fusion, a liquor from forty to fifty per
cent, stronger than loose or uncompressd
tea.
J FARM, GARDEN AND HOUSEHOLD.
Receipts.
Corn Bread.—Take two and half
pints of corn meal, three eggs, well
beaten, one tablespoonful of- melted
butter, two tablespoonfuls of sugar, and
one quart of sweet milk, mix thoroughly
and then add one pint of wheat fiour, in
which one large tablespoonful of soda
and two of cream of tartar, with salt,
have been mixed. Bake in pans, and in
any thickness required.
Farmer’s Fruit Cake.—Soak two
cups of dried apples over night in luke
warm water. In the morning drain the
apples and chop them fine. Simmer
them for two hours in two cups of mo
lasses; when cool add a cup of brown
sugar, half a tablespoonful of cloves, one
of cinnamon, half a grated nutmeg and
a pinch of salt. Stir in a cup of butter,
two beaten eggs, half a cup of sour milk
and three cups of flour. Add a heaping
teaspoonful of soda, dissolved in two
tablespoonful of hot water, and last of
all put in a cupful or more of stoned
raisins dredged lightly with flour. Stir
well and bake immediately in pans with
buttered paper in the bottom of each.
This cake can be made in larger quan
tity, and if well wrapped and put in a
close box or jar will keep fresh and good
for months.
Potato Salad.—This is an excellent
recipe: Take eight large Irish potatoes
when cold and slice them in a flat dish
with one or two onions and a sprinkling
of celery and salt; over each layer of
potato and onion pour the following
dressing: Beat two eggs with a table-
spoonful of sweet oil, add a small tea
spoonful each of sugar, peper, mustard
and salt; when well mixed pour on two
cupfuls of boiling vinegar; put back on
the fire and stir till it is as thick as
custard. Let it cool before putting it on
the potatoes: sprinkle with cayenne on
the top; make this in the dish in which
it is to come to the table, and, if possi
ble, twenty-four hours before it is used.
Welsh Rare-Bit.—Two teacups of
grated or finely chopped cheese, one tea
cup of sweet cream, one and a half tea
cups of grated cracker or very stale
bread, three eggs lightly beaten ; mix
crumbs, eggs and cream in a pan, then
stir in cheese. Add two “shakes” of
red pepper,’one and a half tablespoonfuls
of mustard and a little salt. Put a lump
of butter, size of an egg, in the bake
dish; set in the oven until melted. Turn
in the ingredients and stir until all are
dissolved. Let it brown on the top, and
serve from the same dish for tea.
Roots for Cows. •
Succulent food in the winter season
(together with warm stables and good^
care) is one of the moat necessary agen
cies in keeping up a good flow oJ milk ;
and in no way can this food be so suc
cessfully and economically furnished as
by roots, fed raw—sliced or chopped.
Meal or shorts made into a thin mush
would furnish the moisture needed in
connection with the dry forage of winter,
and would no doubt give a richer milk
—but it would be more costly, and not
furnish so healthy a focal as early cut
hay fed in connection with roots. More
over, it is evident that cows will con
tinue their milking qualities for a series
of years better with this food, than when
fed with the more stimulating corn meal.
Without doubt, some meal in connec
tion with the roots should be of advan
tage, if the highest results were to be
| reached, as the laxative nature of the
; roots would counteract the heating ten-
dercy of the meal, while the meal would
l serve to keep the cow in good cash.
iHnklna Butler In Hrnxll.
There are four native modes of making
butter in the Empire of Brazil. The
| first is by putting the milk in a common
; bowl and beating it with a spoon, as you
would an egg. The second, by pouring
the milk into a bottle and shaking it till
the butter appears, when it is removed
| by breaking off the top of the bottle,
i The third, where the dairy is more ex
tensive, is performed by filling a hide
with milk, which is lustily shaken by
; an athletic native at each end until
| butter is produced. The fourth, which
is considered to indicate vast progress
over any of the preceding methods, con
j siets in dragging the hide or leather
vessel, filled with milk, on the ground
after a galloping horse until it is sup
posed the butter is formed. The milk
is never strained and the butter never
Three Old i,
If the world seems o
Kindle fires to ww
Let their comfort uF*
Winters that deformv
Hearts as frozen as yonf Swn
To that radiance gather ;
Yon will soon forget to moan
“Ah! the cheeriossweather!”
If the world’s a wilderness,
do, build houses in it!
Will it help your loneliness
On the winds to dim it?
Raise a hut, however slight;
Weeds and brambles smother ;
And to roof and meal invite
Some forlomer brother.
If the world’s a vale of tears,
Smile, till rainbows span it!
Breathe the love that life endear*.
Clear of clouds to fan it.
Of your gladness lend a gleam
Unto souls that shiver;
Show them how dark Sorrow s stream
Blends with Hope’s bright river.
Stanley’s Early Life.
Henry M. Stanley (for he has a good
right so to call himself, although his !
original name was John Bowlauds), was i
born near Denbigh, in Wales, in 1840, j
and of parentage so lowly that at the i
age of three years he was placed in the |
poorhousc of St. Asaft, where lie re- |
mained for ten years, and received an !
Itenia of Interest.
Hen’s slang—“ I’ll lay for you.’
Riches that have wings—Gold eagles.
How to make a Maltese enws?
Tread on her tail.
Cross-ties—Married couples who do
not agree well together.
Young men . should pattern after
pianos —be square, upright, grand.
Victor Emmanuel and Napoleon III.
died ou the 9th of January, precisely
five years apart.
On the whole, it is believed that the
Indian race is increasing, by contact
with the whites, rather than diminish
ing.
The United States utilizes in agricul
ture ten per cent, of its area ; Great
Britain, fifty-eight per cent., and Hol
land seventy.
The Japanese department »f educa
tion is collecting all the journals and
periodicals in Japan to send to the
Paris Exhibition.
It requires from 8,000 to 10,000 arti
ficial eyes to supply the annual demand
in New York. Glass eyes for horses are
also in great request.
Variety may be the spice of life, but
advertising is the pepper and salt of a
newspaper, and the bread and butter of
the advertiser. The customer gets the
cream.—Breakfast Table.
“I meant to have told you of that
hole,” said a gentleman to his friend,
who, walking in 1 is garden, stumbled
into a pit of water. “ No mAlter,
said the friend. “ I have found it.”
They have dreadfully severe judges
in Brooklyn. One of them recently
sent a man to jail for six months for
getting fat. He was getting it out of a
butter store, when a policeman an eated
him.
Insects, says Prof. J. Plateau, are
often attracted from a distance by arti
ficial flowers; but never alight on
them. They must, there.'orr.
thinks, be guided by some other sense
beside that of sight.
So certain is the crime of listening to
carry its own punishment, that there is
no pointed prohibition against it; we
are commanded not to commit other
sins, but this one draws down its own
correction and woe to him who infringes
it.
If there’s a type of character
That indicates or shows "
Our follies, faults andwjtfkfiessee.
— Ye-i* OTr j pr6e'Tc5U8~no8e.
■Whether Roman, png or Grecian.
Whether large or whether small.
It is infinitely better
Than to have none at all.
The New York candy factory disaster
is attributed by the Scientific American
to the explosion of a very finely powder
ed substance that had become diffused
in the air of the candy factory. Among
the substances that will, under certain
conditions, explode with terrific force,
the wTiter mentions cork. “This ma
terial,” he says, “ which burns in bulk
with a very slow combustion, becomes
highly explosive when reduced to an
impalpable powder, and in this state
distributed in an atmosphere.”
Burlington Hatckeye: We do not
suppose that lecturers are, as a class
particularly renowned for personal
courage, but we have yet to meet one
who would not rather see one of his aud
iences pull a revolver on him than a
watch. When a man in the audience
pulls out a watch as big ns a tin basiu,
then fixes a glare cf stony, inexpressible
amazement and outraged patience ou the
man who talks—brethren, you want to
look around for a clean place in which to
lie down and die.
A gentleman relates, after leaving the
paper of which he was the editor, and
returning on a visit, he wrote a leader
for the new editor, and lie really thought
it good—better than he had written for
months. Next day he met an old ac
quaintance with a paper in his hand.
“Ah,” said he, “this paper is but a
miserable thing now—nothing like what
it was when you had it!”—and pointing
to the article he had written, he con
tinued, “Look, for instance, at that
thing ! Why didn’t that fool kt you
write the article ? ’
The late king of Italy was a good
judge of men. His father. Carlo Al
berto, was snspicious of Garibaldi, and
would only give him a subordinate posi
tion in the army ; but as soon as Victor
Emmanuel was crowned he sought out
Garibaldi and made him general, with
large powers—a step that he never hail
to regret. He knew also that, in choos-
iug Cavour, he would have frequently
to yield his o\ui opinions to that dis-
oducation which gained for him a place
as teacher in a school at Mold, in Flint- tinguished statesman and that he would
shire. Wlien fifteen years old he shipped i have a cabinet of his own choice. To
A
Old Maxims in New Suits,
perambulating mineral boulder
generates no vegetation.
A reposing female fowl never accumu
lates avoirdupois.
Defvnct humanity relates not serial
ranatives.
Do not ejaculate before the forest’s
nurgiu bursts upon your enraptured
vision.
The world’s medium of exchange en-
nbhfc: the fei^ST^feequine animal to per-
A Music-Loving Spider.
This is fi’om the Georgetown (Cal.)
Miner: At the Catholic church, ou a
Sunday morning, before the service, an
unassuming little spider can be seen
curled up in his gauzy bower—probably
wrapped up in his morning prayer. Let
the lady organist but touch the keys,
and with eager feet he will creep a cou
ple of feet down the wall, and there his
artistic sonl will revel in the musical
sounds produced by choir and in tru-
ments. When the serviee is over, the
dying echoes lingering in his predatory
soul, he retires, it is hoped, with regen
erate heart. The fact that the lady or- ;
as cabin boy on board a vessel bound
for New Orleans. Here ho found em
ployment witli a merchant named Stan
ley, who soon adopted the lad, and
bestowed upon him his own name. But
his patron died, leaving no will. The
civil war broke out, and young Stanley
entered the confederate army. He was
taken prisoner, and soon after volun
teered in the service of the Union, be
coming an ensign on the iron-clad
Ticonderoga. After the close of the
war he entered upon the
journalism, and traveled as a newspaper
correspondent in Turkey and Asia
Minor, paying a visit to his native land,
Wales, and to the poorhouse where his
childhood had been passed, and of which
Cavour and Garibaldi is due a large
share of the honor of accomplishing the
unification of Italy.
A Sonuiftnilnilist’s Adventure
nesponaent writes from Cli+HTrir*”
ork : A singular eus6of somnara-
oecurred in this village a lew
ago. Miss Mahala Rose, a
maiden lady of quite advanced acre, de
liberately jumped from a second story
window in her night-clothes and bare-
professiou of j footed, struck on her feet “right side up
gauist had a faithful and cherished amli- he entertained a grateful recollection.
xulate.
tor of this kind three consecutive years,
who would crawl ou to the piano, shows
that this is no isolated case. And what
ever may be the opinion of the unfeeling
world, to the choir of the church he is
endeared by months of associaticr
To the good education he received there,
he said that he owed all that he was,
and all that he hoped to be. In 1867 he
returned to America, and was sent by
the New York Herald as military cor
respondent with the British army in the
musical i
X
-f&bysainnian war.—Appleton’s Journal,
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DEFECTS WHICH MAY APPEAR ON THE FILM
with care,” and never awoke. She
walked about the yard, and finally stop
ped into some water, which was too cold
for old Morpheus, and he let up. The
lady,upon finding herself in such a plight,
began to call for admission to the house,
and the sound of his daughter’s voice in
the middle of the night, out of doors,
filled her aged father with such fear as
he has not experienced during his even t
fnl life. Her midnight escapade and
door-yard ramble was attended by no
ttrieus consequences.