The Marlboro democrat. (Bennettsville, S.C.) 1882-1908, February 07, 1908, Image 5
NEW LABOR LAW
As lt Passed the House on Last
Thursday Morning
IN PLACE OF OLD LAW
Which lins Deon Declared Unconstitu
tional By Doth F?deral mid State
Courts-It Has Been Designed to
Stand tho Test of tho Courts and
to Regulato tho Labor on the
Farms.
Besides killing thc prohibition hill
the House Thursday acted OU another
vory niportiint measure, passing to
third reading without debato tho hill '
prepared hy tho judiciary committee
providng a labor contract system to
take tho place of tho law declare \
unconstitutional hy both F?deral and
Stato courts. The full text of tin?
bill as it passed thc House as fol
lows:
Section 1. That any person who
shall hereafter contract with another
to render him personal service of any
kind, and shall thereafter fraudulent
ly, or with malicious Intent to Injure
bis employer, fail or refuse lo rea
der such service? as agreed upon, shall
bo doomed guilty of a misdemeanor.
Section 2. That any person who
Khali hereafter contract lo secure
from nnoth?r personal service of any
kind and io compensate him there
for. ami shall thereafter fraudulent
ly, or willi malicious luton! to in
jure his employee, fall or refuse to
Yscure such service or to make com
pensation ns agreed upon shall he
Seemed gull:y of a misdemeanor,
Section 3. That the failure of
either party lo such cont rael lo per
form the oh)?calions assumed l>y him
hereunder, without sufllclcni causo
and to tho Injury o? tho other, shall
bo prima face evidence, in prosecu
tions under sections 1 and ~ thal ho
violated such contract frauden M'y and
With malicious intent lo injure tho
other party.
Section 4. That any person who
Shall horoafter contract with another
to render personal service of any
BOrvlCO agreed upon, snail ne uuuui
od guilty of a misdemeanor. Proof
of the fact that the employed enter
ed into tho contract, without silfll
Cient causo to the injury of tho em
ployer, shall be prima lacie evidence
Of tho offence herein described and
declared a misdemeanor
Section 6. That any person who
Khali horoafter contract with anoth
er to receive from him personal ser
vico of any kind, to compensate him
therefor and to make advances to
bim and shall thereafter fraudulent
ly and with intent to injure the
employee secure the 1)0110flt of such
Borvieo in whole or in part, and with
like intent fall or refuse to make
tho compensation or advances agreed
upon, shall he deemed guilty of n
misdemeanor. Proof of tho fact that
the employer entered Into the con
tract, received the benefit of the
employee's service, in whole or iii
pari, ami failed to make the compen
sation or advances agreed upon, with
out sufficient cause, lo the injury of
the employer, shall be prima lacie evi
dence of the offense herein described
and declared a misdemeanor.
Section ti. Tin? contrails referred
to in this act. may bo either verbal
or In writing; if in writing they must
be OXOClltod With the formalities re
quired by section 355 of the ?od?,
A. I)., I !H>L': if verbal, they must he
.witnessed by at least two disinler
?'-'ed wp tte .-?".: ami tho Corms of
the .servie?' ct i il i I acted foi' miisl liol
exceed one year.
Section 7. That lipon conviction
in a (aunt of com pet cut jurisdiction
of any person charged with any vio
lation of this act, tho person SO con
victed shall be punished by a fine
not exceeding $100, or by imprison
ment not exceed in;-. 30 days for Oneil
offense.
Section x. Thal (his act is not in
tended and shall liol be construed to
protect any of tho parlies lo, or pim
isn the violator of, any contract or
mailor connected therewith, where
the inducement or consid?ration of
Bindi ?'ont rael, ls money or other
thin,"; of value advanced to the em
ployee prior lo the actual commence
ment of service thereunder All mich
contracts ure horoby prohibited and
declared null and void.
Section 0. That all acts and parts
of acts inconsistent with this act be
mid tho same aro hereby repealed.
Section 10. That this act ahall go
into effect Immediately upon ap
proval hy tho governor. 1
CONGKKSSMAN Tawney, chairman
of the committee on appropriations,
warna his etd legues they must face a
peficit of $1 lH.OOO.OOO in tho revenues
.f the government. Where! oh
where! n is Republican prosperity
gone?
CARE OF THE TEETH.
How to Bruah Them Properly and Save
Dentists' Bills.
To havo pretty, strong teeth ls, or
should bo, an important matter to all
women, amt if through DOglOCt as s
child discolorations and filling P.re In
evidence tho problem ls n dil".cn i nw\
Of .ni tin; rulen .? ?d iogr.?.iiio.! .? ?
down by oxperb? and uti tho po.vdent
nud wnwhes on tho market or to ho
mudo ut homo nono is no important ns
regular car?. If a child has beon
brought up to brush her teeth regular
ly and often and continues to do so.
she would need nothing hut clear wa
ter to have "pearls" ol' which novelists
dis? ant. Hut acids more or less harm
less and bleaches are expected in lat
er years to make up for lack of at
tention In the past and often in thc
present.
Astonishingly few persons know how
to brush their tooth. This may seem
n remarkable statemeid, hut one tuny
demonstrate lt tho next time a brush
ls used. It ls rubbed across tin' tooth
Instead of up and down, and a ino
incut's thought will show that rubbing
across will clear the middle or Hat sur
face, but the edges or curves are left
absolutely untouched, runs an article
In the Now York Telegram. Tho ino
tlon should always Ix? from the ginns
clown to tho lips on the upper jaw and
from thc gums up on Hie lower. I n
this way, and this way only, are parti
cles removed from between Hie teeth
and the whole surface gone over. Add
ed to this denial lloss should be used
soft coarse silk thal is drawn ba? k ami
forth between th?' teeth at th.- base,
bringing out obstructions loo M..all or
too far in for any brush lo reach. Floss
should I"" used aller euell meal and al
ways at night. Many a dentist's bill
would be saved In this way.
How to Buy Good Bnnr lac.
When you aro buj in:; hannans uoVer
pur? hie ? thc lon:; Ililli ohos unless you
waul fruit which will pucker your
mouth. No mailor how well ripened
thoo thin b.inaiias ari", they will ;.i
ways be found Ind li sour and acrid
rills ls because the bunch containing
them was packed too soon. Tho ba
nana grows faster nt lirsl in length.
When il has reached Its fullest devel
opinent In that direction lt suddenly
begins lo swell and in a few days wi''
double lis girth, ll ls at the ? ml of
Ibis timo that the banana is ripened
naturally, ami the effort of tile banana
importer ls to have the fruit picked
ut the last moment and yoi before Ibo
last ripening has progressed even
enough t?> lingo ibo bright green of
Hie Hull willi yellow. A difference of
1 wonly-four hours on Hie trees at lill?
Him- will make a difference ?II the
Weigh I of the fruit, perhaps LT. per
cent, and nil Hie difference In Its final
. '.<.. jipd ibo
or gasoline will keep them clean. .>......
the Washington Star. Evening slip
pers in pastel shade- of kid or in silk
or sn tin muy be readily cleaned with
an erasure known ?is art gum that ls
used by illustrator;. Of course, either
naphtha or gasoline will clean these
soiled slippers. Those made of bronze
leather, gilt >>r gold cloth must be care
fully handled to prevent tarnishing
lind should be painted with a liquid
bronze or gobi ns soon as they begin
to look ?lull. W hen touched with this
brightener lt ls best to have the Blip
pera flliod over trees; then the cloth
or kid will not only keep free from
wrinkles, but the correct shape will
bo retained.
How to Roncw Smelling Salts.
Smell i uti salts can be made to last
for years If frosh spirits aro poured
over (he balls of salt from time to
time, so as to keep up the original
strength of tho mixture, Many peo
ple use spirits of ammonia la this
connect lon, but a still mote powerful
Speciiic may be found In a coin 1)1 tmtlon
of this spirit with ?di of luvender, In
the proportion of two paris of Hu- for
llior to one ol' (he hiller, says Woman's
Lifo. In procuring the ammonia, how
ever, care must be taken to avoid
choosing aromatic spirits ol' ammonia
In error, the witter which it contains
preventing lt from amalgamating with
Hie oil.
How to VVcifjll Wobei.t Oca'CS.
To WOigll without scales remember
that ten eggs weigh! one pound; soft
butter the size of au egg weighs one
ounce; one oint A sugar weighs twelve
ounces; OHO qua ri Hour weighs one
pound; one phil brown sugar weighs
thirteen ounces; two teacups (level)
granulated sugar weigh one pound;
two teacups (wadi heaped) A sugar
weigh one p?.lind; two teac ups soft bub
ter weigh one pound; one pint liquid
Weigh om- pound; one i>ini chopped
meat Weighs one pound.
How to M a ko Icing.
When making boiled hing for cake,
lifter beating the whites ?d' the eggs
and bolling Hu? sugar and waler to
what you think ls (he looper coiisisl
ency, or until lt forms a hair when
dropped from n spoon, pour (he sirup,
lillie by little, Into the beulen whiles,
beatlug thoroughly. Thon place (he
Btewpan back on the stove, repealing
this process nulli all of tho sirup lins
boon used.
How to MaUo fHinwborry Meringue
Cook one quart of nt ra wherries In rt
cupful of water, wash will and strain
through coarse cheesecloth; add a cup
ful of HUgnr mid boll again until lt ls
almost ready to turn to Jelly; then put
n layer of bread In a bowl, pour on
tho hot sirup ?nd servo Ice cold with
sweetened whipped cream.
vf?PANESE FINE ARMY SURGERY.
Effective Discipline Better Maintained
When Surgeon la An Officer.
Major Seaman Bald that tho Sur
geon (Jouerai of tho army should bo
at le:*Kt a major gen mat. Without
ra??k -nd prestige he said tho medical
;.. -. -, o...in/ .. ml.I ho r.i"...-v
.J uiuuico lite iM^i.e^v aud dti.v.piiu,
necessary for oi?eetlvo sorvlco. A
lack of auch rank and prestige was
tho curso of tho British medical sor
vico, which, In his opinion, ls aa fur
behind thc Juponose lu tho Amur
ic. n.
Major Seaman relates his observa
tions of tho medical sorvlco of the
.?ap??ese army darin.'1; tho Manchurian
campaign, lie sahl: -
"Wo are mit to he compared with
ib" Japaneso hi medical and sanitary
Organisation. 'They havo a medical
director ol their army who ranks us
i lieutenant general. They havo six
oilicers who rank as major generals.
Pl i y have une who ranks as a brig
ad ?or general with every 20,000 nun
il) ibo lino, and they have the power
lo mi force their orders. I was ut
hiroshima last summer when l),,S(??i
'nen wore brought from tho front. Ul
ilia! number only 34 died. Tho vast
majority of (beni got well and were
returned to the front.
There were 1,106 brought to Tokio
i great many stretcher cases and of
(hal number not a single man (Pod,
although they were shot in almost
every possible way. Six of them had
bullets through tho brain in diffe; nit
directions. Nine had bullets through
lh"ir..chests. Six had bullets through
their abdomen, tho point of e.it and
entrance being discernible In rill
cases. And He y all got well. That
was because tin y were fed on h ration
?hat ls a rational ration, and thoy
di i not have their systems loaded
with mic acid and oilier clements
l.ll?il excite in Jammal ion after injury
and ea list; deal h.
"It is much too early to suiilbll
statistical proof, but from careful ob
servation I veuturo to predict the
records of tho Japanese hospitals will
show a larc," reduction in the per
centage of mortality from casualties,
especially in penetrating wounds of
Ibo skull, Chest and abdomen, and in
juries to oss??llS structures; indeed,
of evi ry variety of wounds except per
haps those Of the spinal cord, when
coi n pa rod wMth the statistics of former
wars - New York Herald.
Oricjin of the Dindly Yellow Peril.
The discovery of yellow fever, ac
lording io a student ol the disease
in this city, dales back to tho first
years of the discovery of America,
when I no dlsi i :?. broke out among tho
::;]< rS of Columbus in San Domingo,
tu: Ut--1 authentic account is of
.courge, which attacked 4S.O0O out ol
57,000, 8,000 dying in a few months.
One of tim worst epidemics Which
has ever ravaged tho United State
occurred in 185:5 and extended adorn
the A Haut ic coant through all the
Southern states and QS far north a
Rhode Island. Ono hundred and
twenty-five thousand persons wore
stvuken. mon? (bau 20,00u ?lying o'
th? disease.
A peculiarity of tho germ of yellow
fever is tba' il may be carried lon:'
distances and preserve its vitality foi
months. During the epidemic of ls
m ('adi/, there was an Instance ol' tb
A native fleeing from tho Infected
eily went to his villa in Medina. S,
tlOnln, .and there died of the disoasi
on his arrival. Th?! bouse was Imme
li ll dy closed and the following yen
tho articles of clothing and furn I tim
were sold to a dealer in jun h. lb
. Heil nf yellow fever in a fow day:
ind lae epidemic which followed wa.
directly triicod to Ibis case.
The Infected trunk of a man who
had died in lin? Harbados of the dis
ease was tho beginning of th?; oui
bleak in Philadelphia in 171!.
The effei ls of this man. a Mr. Hine,
ham, were anni out from the place
where ho ?lied and Hie germs lind
enoiigh vilnliiy in thom tynon 'lc
trunk was unpacked lo lead lo a <'i.
asl rous Outbreak. Individu ils of ai:
? en l rac ; are attacked, ll w
s immun", but. this is found to b . u
mista! " 'The negro ls not as susccp
lible as the while man. but be is by
rio un sus ONOhipt. <>ne attack, as a
lalle, seems to render the victim
Ithhnine for life, though tho lin
rilimlty may he lost hy a prolong - I
Blay in a nert horn ?l?mate Yolio?
fever i.i ;t h..i weather disease, boin j:
mn?I prevalent In June. July and
August. One or two frosts may ai
re: i nh .'P'd hile, though it may re
appear' on the return of warm
weat her.
A workman on the Siberian rall Wa)
was aceidoninily locked in a refriger
ator Oni' and waa afterward fe.uni
dead imagining that ho was hoing
slowly fro'/.en m death, ho had record
ed his sufferings witt? "S piece of chalk
on tho floor, TV yiornluro In tho
car had not fal . w?low 50 degrees
Fa li rea h ol I throughout the join ney.
There in au establishment In Prim
ants where prnve digging ls taught,
and it has been decided thal nil Sox
tons In Belgium must br graduates
of thia academy,
Banana skins aro In demand in
lOngland, particularly nt hotels, for
tho cleaning of boots.
A man who la satiation with his Job
novor roaches thc lop of tho ln?lder.
Tho Kurl Wants Money.
A few days ugo another rich
American woman gave herself to an
impoverished prince of Hungary in
exchange for his effete title.J ust
before the new bride sailed for her
foreign home, Miss Alice Thaw,
another rich woman, who had given
) . rf If "eil. I-", titi Yoo ? ul?, in
txciiungv.- lui iilb Lille a iew years
ago, caine back to this country
thoroughly disgusted with the bad
bargain she had made in trusting
herself and money in the keeping of
a fortune hunting nobleman of the
old world. This once deluded wo
man has gone back to her girlhood
home with all the romance? knocked
out of her by thc brutality of the
man she sold herself to, and she is
seeking a divorce.
Now comes the news that the
Thaws have been notified by attor
neys for the Karl of Yarmouth that
the latter will demand a settlement
financially before submitting to a
divorce, as he holds a paper signed
by his wife before her marriage
which will give him the right to col
lect heav ?ly of her fortune. The
paper is an agreement that all her
fortune ..-hail pass to the house of
the Karl in the event of her dying
childless.
The Earl seeks to recover the
modest sum from h\a wife's family
of one million dollars for having
marrie d their daughter and giving
her the chance of bceaming his
hanker. The story goes thal on the
occasion of the Karl's marriage to
Miss Thaw that her brother Harry,
on finding that the Earl had sont
his sister, as a wedding present a
loving cup of gold hurled (he cup
through the window and threatened
(?i kill a servant who would have re
turned it to the house. Then Mrs.
Thaw brought peace by thr< at? nit g
to have Harry's income cut off for
five years if he n ade another < (Tort
to interfere with preparations,
which the family had made to mar
ry a real live Karl into tlie family.
Tillman Scored Them,
Senator Tillman sci nd a good
point against the administratif n and
thc administration leaders recently
when he called attention to the
slavery that exists in thc Philippines
rieht under the noi-e (f United
States officials. Mr. Tillman went
on to say H at tia Republican party
had dc ri\t<! pri?t gloi'j and power
fri m the al olition i ? i.a\i i v in this
country, 1 ut in the Phili) i :T.? ;
where nothing is to l e gained 1 y a
similar policy the adn inistratit n al
lows a c< nd it ion of inv< luntary ser
vitude to go <-n fri ni dav to day un
certain ruler over lhere a stated
salary each year.
The Sinne Ohl Trick.
Former Senator Chandler has ad
vised the negroes lo join i ri send
ing uninstructed delegations to the
Republican national convention that
cannot be manipulated by the Ad
ministration. When ('handler help
ed to count out Tilden hy manipulat
ing the darkeys of thirty two yi ara
ago he showed himself adept at tho
business and the modern negroes
nitty follow his advice, if there is
"anything in it." It is said that
Ihc colored delegates from the South
are easily bought, but the great
trouble is to keep them bought, as
they have thc tricky way of selling
out over and over again.
l'utile Trust [lusting,
The snit in thc federal four's to
annul the charter of the Standard
Oil Ti ust, goes over thc same ground
that resulted in that big line. Trust
I Histing conducted by such gentle
means will see most of us quite old
before anything practical n< accom
plished. Whynot I ry to prosecute
liock?feller ?nul thu other Trust
magnates under the Criminal section
of thc anti trvtat law? One dose of
that kind of trust busting would be
more effectual than all the talk and
hhister of a (hon. and U?OSOVClts.
Rut it is a safe bet that the Republi
can President Aili nevei lry it.
Tun National Hoard of Trade is
evidently controlled by the Repub
licans, for at the annual banquet at
Washington only Republicans were
invited to make speeches and those
were of the standpat order.
IN Chicago last week Mrs. Oswald
Walsh, while walking along the
street, one evening, was caught by
two negro men and dragged through
an alley and robbed of $100. She
was left unconscious and gagged
with a dirty hankerchief on thc
street where she lay in a mound of
snow until seen by a neighbor. Of
course these were vicious, bad no
groo sand they are good object les
sons of that ciao? of negroes in the
South. _
IT is said the Aldrich currency bill
will pass the Senate with but little
amendment and in the House, if
necessary, debate will be cut off by
a special rule.
Subsidized Nowspnpcrg.
Banker Walsh, who was one of
the so-called Democrats that went
over to the Republicans in 1896 as a
defender of the national honor,
when on the witness stand in Chica
pro, where he was recently tried and
convicicu of Laking other people's
money to the tune of many millions,
admitted that He was able to carry
out many or his nefarious schemes
through the medium of his newspa
per, The Chicago Chronicle. Walsh
also admitted on the stand that The
Chronicle cost him about a hundred
thousand dollars a month, and that
it was worth that much to him as
an instrument by which he was able
to fool the people.
I Walsh was recently convicted of
Charges for which the penalty pre
scribed by the law is several hun
dred years confine ment at hard la
bor in the penitentiary. He had
been engaged in high financiering,
during the course of which he han
dled millions of dollars, and by vio
lating the laws financially injured or
robbed hundreds of victims. It has
come to light thal as the owner of
the now defunct newspaper he spent
on it $100,000 a month over and
above the paper's' income, and that
he paid out this money not because
he loved newsj aper work for he did
none of it-but because he needed
the paper lo get matters presented
to the C hicago public.
In commenting on the above the
Augusta Herald says "many papers
aro being published in various cities
which do not have a Icgitirratc in
come as large as? their expense ac
count. This even people who are
unacquainted with the newspaper
business know. To operate a daily
newspaper costs a great deal of
money. A newspaper has no legiti
mate income except what is derived
from its subscription and advertis
ing accounts.', Winn this income is
not sufficient to meet the necessary
expenses of getting out the paper,
and yet it is continued to be publish
ed, the difference is derived from
other sources, This is i lain. Every
body can understand that. Some
body who is neither subscriber nor
advertiser is putting in the money
to keep'thc paper going." Let us
hone that there are ne ne in the
thought that executive officers, from
tho President down, ought to confine
themselves to the execution of the
laws, and to such other natu a
naturally come within their pro
vince.
Indeed, he said be would like to
see the law changed .so that one ac
cepting duty under the Government
in aneXec utive department would
be required to remain at his post
and not give time to the advance
ment of any political party.
Senator Bacon's remarks were
made along the line of argument
that an executive officer becomes a
non-partisan servant of all thc peo
ple, and should serve all alike1, not
interfering with their political af
fairs.
At the? annual dinner ed' the1 New
York Har association e-x-Ambassa
dor Joseph H. Choate regretted the
tendency te) confuse the functions
of the cxecutiye,judicial and legis
lative department ?>f thc govern
ment, and declared that this ten
dency must be checked
He we'iit so far as to say t at. if
the Chief Executive, in Hu> adminis
tration of laws, should secure evi
dence that men violated laws,
he- should employ that evidence
in the interests of the people
en- stop denouncing men whom
he dare not name.
'flus attack on the- President is
generally regarded as inspired by
thc President's failure to institute
proceedings against men and corpo
rations frequently scored in White
House interviews.
We want te> warn these gentle
men that thew are em dangerous
ground. The? first thing you know
Teddy will hpvc them both in the
A nanais club. So they bad better
lookout.
United States Senator duggon
hoimer is having good success in con
trolling the patronage of Colorado,
Trust magnates seem to still be wel
comed at the White House.
PRESIDENT Roosevelt held a con
ference at the White House with
Railroad men a few days since about
amending the railroad rate law in
their interests. The panic seems to
have taken the ^tar~h out of Teddy,
WAKEN YOUR SLEEPY FOOT.
Sprained Ankle Followed Numb noss
to Foot of George Wr ghi.
It la not well to lot your foci, sloop.
Wbonovor you experience that pocu
llar numbness in tho lower extremities
that presages a little nap for ibera,
tal ) vigoro H methods il o ico to i r
them Laci; io u akeiulnesb. ti >?jii
do not you may regret your omission,
us a young man from Syracuse who
bas been stopping in tl. is city now
docs.
Tho young man ls George I*.
Wright, son of chief of Police Wright
of Syracuse. Ho caine to the city to
start work as a chainman on tho sur
vey of tho lino of the propo:*o(l burg?!
canal, and with a friend went to tho
Majestic last ovening. During tho pro?
gross of the play he sat with one toot
resting across the other leg. When
tim curtain foll at tho end of the hunt
act, he arose lo go out with his friend.
As the foot was placed on the floor
and received tho weight of his body
ho felt a sharp pain and had to sit down.
He Wfc* assisted out, and Dr. DOH las
was seen, ile gave tho Information
that tho tendons ol' tho Toot and nnklo
wore badly sprained and ho would bo
Incapacitated from work for som?
time.-Uti a Observer.
Cats and Shells.
A lady who was In Port Arthur dur.
lng tho bombardments ordered by
Admiral Togo bas described tho curi
ous effect it produced on cats by tho
cannonade. "I was at my window (lur
ing each bombardment," she has re
lated, "hut only through Ibo day. be
cause at night I did not dare stir out
of bed. In front of me there was a
little roof on which five or six cats
of tho neighborhood collected. fCach
timo lhere was a bombardment tho
eels duly arrived, am!, huvng observed
them, I on Ibo second occasion pro
ceeded to watch them. With my fam
ily wo pu ?sod the Lours looking at
them. At bach gunshot tho cits
arel.ed their backs and stiffened their
!? ? . and seemed both t> n ibed and
fl . an?s. 't hen when a hissing sholl
arrived it rave tho signal for n fright
ful hattie. They jumped al each other,
ni ng like tigers, and seemed to hold
eui li other responsible for what was
tal lng place. Tho effect was KO com
ical wo could not help laughing, al
though tho occasion did not inspire
ga; ely. After having fought tho cats
retired for awdiile, as though bewild
ered, bul as soon as the bombardment
commenced again they went through
tb? same business. Mach timo it was
always tho same. '-St., .lams Ua/.etto.
TALES OF WELL KNOWN PEOPLE.
Sarah Mnrnhnrdt has had what is
probably tho greatest oxpoi lenee of all
tragediennes iii tho simulation of
suicide. Hor death by s di adminis
tered poison total up roughly to 10,
DOO:shn has iumned Into tho sconlo
ono night a lady asked Mme. Bern
hard! it' she really kept a coffin at. her
houso in Paris. "Ccrtalnly,"answoro<J
tho actress with a smile., "and so
would you if you were tho morgue's
most constant customer.
While Secretary Hay was in the
country one summer an important
piece of official business was ponding
and he arranged with Washington that
any news thal might arrive about the
maller should bo telegraphed to him
in cipher. Day by day he waited, but
no telegram came. One morning, hap
pening to go to tho lonely little tele
graph Office, ho said to tho operalor.
"I snpposo you havo received no dis
patch for mo?" "Why, yes sir," the
operator replied, "there was a dis
patch for you tho other day, but lt waa
ul) twisted and confused. I couldn't
mako head or tail to it so I didn't
think it was any USO to send it up to
you."
As there is a law against burying
within tho limits of Albany, N. Y"
Bishop DoailO Of that city had a spec
ial act of tho legislature passed io got
pennis.-ion to be buried in tho cathed
ral. His friends were worried whon
they read its lexi. It began with tho
usual verbiage. The ending was some,
thing like this: "We do grant that
Bishop DoailO be buried Within tho
precincts of the city of Albany. Thia
act to take off oct Immediately."
His Heart Was Dlnck.
A country sexton officiated al a fu
noral (dad in a red waistcoat. At tlui
conclusion of the obsequies the vicar
gently remonstrated with the old
grave-digger, saying: "Hebert, you
should noi wear a red waistcoat at a
funeral; you hurt tho feelings of tho
mourners." Hoheit replied, placing
!.,.; h..nd on bis breast, '.Well, what
does il matter, sir, so long as the heart
is black?"
A Negro Trust Company.
An evidence of what tho negro ls
doing to botter his condition irt shown
in Hie incorporal lon of the Ihvek citi
zens' realty back and trust company.
Which was formed at MuskogOo, Kan ,
willi a capital stock ot $50,000. All
the officora and stockholders arc ne
groes.
Insurance on Joint of Meat.
A Hirmlnghnm Insurance olfico re
cently received a claim for compensa
tion from a lady client for tho loni of
a Joint of meat which wa? burn! In
ibo oven. She Informed thom that
tho loss wan duo to lire.
Frigate With Skeleton Crew.
An nneiont frigate with a skeleton
crow on board, haB been discovered
at. H&vrO, during dredging oporntiom*
for a new channel. Sho was British
and was sunk by tho fire of the French
forts in 1769.