The Marlboro democrat. (Bennettsville, S.C.) 1882-1908, December 20, 1889, Image 4
KEV. DR. TALMAGE.
Tl?e Ilrooklyn IMviito'g Sun
day Kennon.
SuiJeot : "Wlmt Trouble ls For."
Th? ROT. T. De Witt Talmage, D. D.,
jroaohod te nm ovorflowlnr congregation *'
lU? Brooklyn Academy of Music. i
Before preaching ho enid that a ralstakoa
lotion wan abroad that tho insurance on ht?*
i?etroycd ohuroh was enough to rebuild. Tho.
repetition of disasters loft us in debt, nd
?ave practically built three churches oinco Jj
lame to Brooklyn. First, tho original Tabor
ancle. Soon after that wo made nu enlarge,
mont that cost almost as much as a church.
A. few vears after it all burnell. Then WO
put nu't he building recently destroyed, and
reared it in a timo when tho wholo country
was m its worst financial distress,
it was those repeated disasters that
t*fi\ ..o i jj ;';bt. My congregation havo
lone maj?nitlcontlv, but any church would ba
itt dobt after so many calamities. Now for
tho first time wo aro ont of dobt. But wo
?ked ab least ono hundred thousand dollars to
futid u ohureh largo enough, aud wo call
Sh people of all creeds and all lands to help,
efoforo I help dedicate a now church wo must
have ?very dollar of it paid. I will nover
again ba pastor of a church in dobt. It has
crippled us in all our movemouts. and I
??ni! never again wear" tho shackles. I hove
for tin '?st sixteen years proachod to
?bout .".MO people sitting and stand
ins:, twio a Sabbath, but everybody knows
tfmt wo nosd u placa that will hold 8000 I
Sall not bo surprised lt /omo man of wealth
all say: "Hore uro a $100:000 If you will
ihit up a memorial structure, and call it after
the mun o of "my departed father or child
Whoso memory 1 want put before all nations
?nd for all time." And so it will bo done.
TEXT: "God shall ipi})* away all (tars
from their eyes."-Rev. vii., 17.
Riding across a wostorn prairie, wild
flowers up to tho hub of tho carrla'go wheol,
and while a long distance from any shelter,
t*iero c*r.".? a ??d??u shower, and while thu
r?in was falling in torrents, tho sun was
anteing as brightly as I over saw it shine;
and I thought, what a beautiful spectacle
inls is! So tho tears of tho Bible aro
pWt midnight storm, but rain on pansied
prairies in God's sweot and gobion sunlight.
Ton remember that bottlo which David
labeled as containing tears, and Mary's
Mars, und Paul's tears, and Christ's
friars, and tho harvest of joy that is to
Hfrlng from tho sowing ot tears. Cod
"pixes thom. God rounds them. Coil shows
ti.<im where to fall. God exhales thom. A
oar i-;ui is taken of thom, and there is a record
es to the moment whoa they uro born, und
as te tha pines of thoir grave. Tears of bini
fien aro not kept. Aloxander, tn his Sorrow,
an lbs hair clipped from his horses and
l*alll?', Und tnado a grout ado about his grief;
mit Iii all tho vasos of heaven Ibero is not ono
ol Alexander's toors. J. spoak of the tours of
$?io jtooit. Alu?! mo! they ?re falling ?ll trw
??'Al?- I? summer, you sometimos hoar thu
Er?trlli^c thunder, and you soo thero is a
c.Jior'm rjnlos away ; but you know from tho
?.rift ortho clouds that it will not como any
where hoar you. So, though it may bo all
? Vi fill 1. around us, I hero is a sliowor of trouble
?ame/whero all tho timo. Tears! Tears 1
r?'\VTiat is tho uso of thom anyhow? Why
Hfet substitute laughter? Why not mako this
SVworld where all tho people aro well and
eternal strangers lo pain and aches? What
fs? tho u?o of nn cast oro storm when wo might
iavo a perpetual nor'wester? Why, when a
?ainily is put together, not. have thom nil
stay, or if they mus?- bo transplanted to maka
other homes, then have them all live? tho fam
ily record telling a story of marriages and
births, but of no deaths. * Why not have tho
harvests chaso each other without
fatiguing toil? Why tho hard pillow,
tho hard crust, tho hard struggle?
It is easy enough to explain a smile, or a
success, or a congratulation: but, como now,
and bring nil your dictionaries and all your
philosophies and all your religious, und help
(ino explain a tear. A (diemist will tell you
that it is mudo up of salt and limo and other
component parts; but ho misses tho chief
ingredients-tho acid of a soured life, tho
viperino sting of a bittor memory, tho frag
ments of a broken hoart. 1 will toll you
what a tear is: it is agony in solution.
Hem- mo, then, whuo I dlscourso to you o?
tho usos of trouble.
First-It is tho design of troublo to keop
this world from hoing too attractive. Some
thing ihust bo done to mako us willing to
quio this existence. If it woro not for troublo
tnjs wov' would be a good enough heaven
for mo. You and 1 would.bo willing te tako
aloaso of this lifo for a hundred million year*
if thoro woro no troublo. Tho earth cush
ioned and upholstered and pillared and chan
deliorodwith such expense, no story of other
Worlds could onchant us. Wo would say:
*\Let well enough alone. If you want
ip dio and havo your body disintegrated in
tho dust, and your soul go out on a celestial
adventure, then you cou go; but this world
luVgood ouough for me." You might m? well
m to a man who hos just entered tho louvre
Ot Paris, and tell him to hasten off to tho
picture galleries of Venice or Floronce.
?jWhy." ho would say, "what is tho uso of
iny goiug thora? Thoro are Rombrandts and
liuboUD and Raphaels hero that I haven't
looked at yot."
No mau wants to go out of this world, or
out. of any house, until ho lins a bettor house.
To euro this wish to stay here, Cod must
somehow create a disgust for our surround
ings, How shall Ho do it? Ho cannot afford
to dofneo His horizon, or to tear off a fiery
panel from tho sunset, or to subtract nn an
ther from tho water lily, or to banish tho
pungent aroma from tho mignonette, or to
drag thu robes of tho morning in tho miro.
jVou cannot expect a Christopher Wren to
?Y?V his own St. Paul's cathedral or a Mich
Spl Angelo to dash out his own "bast
udsinont,"orn Handel to discord his "Israel
id Egypt," nnd you Cannot expect Clod to
spoil Tho architecture and music of His own
world. How then aro wo to bo in ado willing
to leave? Hero is Whore trouble comes in.
After a mon has bad a good deal of trouble,
ho says: "Well, 1 am ready to go. If thoro
is a house somewhere whose roof doesn't leak,
I would liko to live thoro. If thero is nn at
mosphere somewhere that doe*' not distress
tho lungs, I would liko to bnutho it. If thero
is n society somewhere whore ? hore ls ho tittle
tultle, I would Uko to livo thoro. If
thuro ls a homo circlo somewhoro whoro
I can find my lost friends, I
Would liko to go thoro." Ho used to read
tho first part of tho Biblo chiefly, now ho
rends tho last part of tho Bible chiofly. Why
has ho changed Gonesis for Revelation? Ahl
k? vr$e.d to ho anxious chiefly to know how
tuiftw?l'ld was mado, and all .about its geo-,
logical construction. Now ho is chiefly aux-'
ipfaa to know how tho next world was inado,
and bow it looks, and who li vd thoro, andi
how they dross. Ho reads Rovolatlon ton,
tynps now whero ho reads Genesis once. Tho'
o(d'story, "In tho boglnning, God created tho!
Heavens and tho earth," does not thrill!
Mpi half ns much as tho other story,!
"I saw a now heavon and a now earth."
Tho old man's limul tremidos as ho turns
OjVer this apocalyptic leaf, ni\d ho has to take
ont his handkerchief to wipo his spectacles.
That book of Revelations is n prospectus now
of tho country into which ho is to soon immi
grate; tho country into which ho has lots al
ready laid out, and avenues opened, and trcos
planted and mansions built.
Tho thought of that blessed placo comes
ovor mo mightily, and I doclara that If this
house wero a great shrp.jmd you all wore.
?lassen gor s on board it. and ono hand could
(uineh that ship into tno glorios of heavon, I
should bo tempted to toko tho responsi
bility and launch you all into glory
with ono st roko, holding on to tho sido of tho
boat until I could get in myself. And yot
t hero aro people horo to whom this world is
brighter than heaven. Well, dear souls,- I
do not Wamo you. It is natural. But after
a while you will bo ready to go. It was not
uutil Joh had been worn out with boron vc
ments and carbuncles and a post ot a wife
that ho wanted to seo God. It was nj?t until
tho prodigal got tired of living among tba
hogs that ho wanted to go to his Fathor'u
house, It Is the ministry of trouble to mako
thia world worth loss and heavon worth
moro.
Again, Vi is tho uso of troublo to mako us
feel our complote dopondonco upon God.
King Alphonso said that if ho had beon pros
ont at tho creation ho could hnvo mado a bot
ter world than this. What a pity ho was not
present! Ido not know what God will do
when somo mon die. Mon think thoy can do
anything until Cod shows thom thoy do noth
ing ot nil. Wo lay otu* great plaiiB nnd wo
Uko lo exocuto thom, lt looks big. God
comos and takos us down. AH Prometheus
was assaulted by his onomy, whon tho lance
struck him it oponed a great, swelling that
had' threatened his death, and ho got well.
So it is the arrow of troublo that lot? our
r great swellings of prido. Wo nover feol our
uopondonce upon Gfod until we got troublo. I
was riding with my llttlo child along tho
?road, and ?ho asked if ?ho might drivo. X
I banded over the reins to bor, and I had to
ndtnlrovtha gleo with which she drove. But
nf tor. n whilo wo mot a tenn and wo had to
turn oat. Th?rond was narrow, and it was
ebor uown on both sides, Sho handed th?
i olnn over to me, and said: "I think you tin>J
.uotier i?ko obargo or tho horao." So wo ar?
nh 0)1 ild ron; ana on this road of lifo wo Uko
to drtvo. Ie gives ono such nu (innenvaneo of
superiority and power. Ic looks big. But
/iftor a whilo wo moot nomo obstacle, and w?
hove to turn out, and ' tho road is narrow,
and it Is sheordown on both sidos; nud then
wo oro Willing that God should i ko the
reins and drivo. Ah 1 my friends, wu got up
sot sp of ton hecanso wo do not hand over the
voins soon enough.
Can you not toll whon you hear a mau
fray, whothor ho has ovor had any trouble?
con. Tho cadon co, tho phraseology indicate
ic. Why do women pray botter thou moni
Bocauso they havo had more troublo. Be
foro a mau lias had any troublo, lils prey crt
aro pootio, and ho begins away up among the
sun, moon and stars, and gives tho Lord n
great dont of astronomical information that
must bo highly gratifying, lie thou comes
bo down gradually over beautifully fabio?
lands to "forovor and over, arnon." But af
ter a man has had trouble, prayor is with
him n taking hold of tho nrm of God and cry
ing out for hob). I have heard earnest pray
ers on two ov tnroo occasions that I remem
ber.
Onco, on tho Cincinnati expresa train,
going at forty milos tho hour, and tho
train jumped I tho track, and wo woro
?oar tk. chasm eighty foot doep; and the
roan -who, a fow minutos before, had beau
swearing and blasphomiug God, hogan to
pull and jerk nt tho boll rope, and got
up on tho backs of tho seats and cried
out: "O God, savo us'" Thero was another
time, about eight hundred milos out at sea,
on a foundering steamer, after tho inst
lifeboat bad boen split lluor than kindling
wood. They prayed then. Why is it you
so often hoar pooplo, in roe!ting tho lust ox
perlonco of somo friend, say: '"lio modo tho
most beautiful prayor I over hoard?'* What
mako9 it beautiful? It is tho earnestness of
it. Oh, I toll you a mau is itt earnest whoa
his stripped and nakod soul wades out in tho
soundloss, shoroloss, bottomless ocean of
It is trouble, my frionds.that makes ns fool
our dopendonco upon God. Wo do not know
our own weakness or God's strongth until
tho last plank breaks. It is contemptible in
us whon there is nothing oise to take hold of,
that wo catch hold of God only. A man is
unfort unate in business. Ho has to raise a
great ?leal of monoy, aud raiso it quickty.
He borrows on word and noto all ho can bor
row. Af tor a whilo ho puts a mortgage on
his boase. After a whilo ho puts a second
mortgage on hts house. Thou ho puts a lion
on his furniture. Then ho makes ovor bis
lifo insurance. Thou he assigns all his prop
crty. Then ho goes to ins father-in-law and
asks for holpl
Well, having failed everywhere, com
pletely foiled, ho got? down on'hls knees and
nays: "O Lord, I/novo tried ovorybody and
everything, now help ino out of this llnan
cial trouble." Ho makes God tho lust resort
instead of th* first resort. Tkc.ro oro mon
who havo paid ten couts on a dollar Who
could havo paid a hundred cents on a dollar
if thoy bad gono to ({od in time. Why, you
do not know who tho Lord is. Ho is not nu
autocrat seated far up in a polaco, from
which He emerges onco a year, proceded by
heralds swinging swords to clear tho woy!
f?o. But a Father willing, at our call, to
stand by us in every crisis and predicament
of life.
I tell you what some of you business men
moke ino think of. A young niau goes oil'
from homo to earn his fortune. He goes
with his mother's consent and benediction.
She has large wealth; but. ho wants to make
his own fortune. ile goes faraway, foils
rick, gets out of money, Ho sends for tho
hotel keeper where ho is slaying, asking for
lenience, and tho answer lie gets is: "If you
don't poy up .Saturday night you'll bo rc
.moved to tho hospital." Tho young mau
sends to a comrade in tho same building. No
help. Ho writes to a honker who was a
friend of bis deceased father. No relief. He
Writes to an old schoolmate, but gets no help.
"Saturday night comes and he is removed to
tho hospital.
Getting there, ho is frenzied with griof ; and
ho borrows a sheet of paper ond a postage
stamp, and bo sits down, and ho writes home,
saying: "Dear mother, lam sick unto death.
Come." It is ton minutes of 10 o'clock when
sho gots tho letter. At 10 o'clock tho train
starts. Sho is flvo minutes from tho dopot.
?ho gobs there in timo to havo flvo minutes to
spore. Sho wonders why o train that can go
thirty milos an hour cannot go sixty miles on
hour. She rushes into tho hospital, Sho says:
.."My son, what doosall this mean? Why didn't
you send for mo? Von sent to everybody but
! nie, You knew I could and would help you.
Ts'th is tho reward I get for my kindness te
you Always?" Sho bundles him up, takes him
homo, and gots him well very soon.
Now, somo of you treat God just as that
[young.man treated his mother. Whon you
got. imo a nnancial'porplexlty, you call on the
Ibankof ,you call on tho brokor.you call on your
creditors, you call on your lawyer for legal
(counsel; you cull upon evorybody, and when
|you cannot cot any help, then you go to God.
You say: "O Lord I como to Thee. Help
mo now out of my perplexity." And tho
Lord comes, though it is tho eleventh hour.
!lIo says: "Why did you not send for Me
Ibeforo? As ono whom his mother comfortoth,
'so will ? comfortyou." It is to throw us back
?upon an all comforting God that wo havo
(this ministry of tears.
j Again, it is tho uso of troublo to capacitate
us for tho oifi?? of sympathy. Tho priests,
landor tho phi dispensation, were set apart by
{having wntor sprinkled on their hands, feet
'and head; and by tho sprinkling ol tears
Ipcoplo aro HOM' sot apart to tho oflieo of
(sympathy. When wo aro in prosperity wo
,'lfko to havo a groot many young pnoplo
around us, and wo laugh when they laugh,
and we romp when they romp, and we sing
?when ?hoy sing; but whon wo havo troublo
,wo liko plenty of old folks mound. Why?
?They know how to talk. Tnko an aged
(mother, sovonty years of ago, and sho is nl
linost omnipotent in comfort. Why? Sho
has boen through it all. At V o'clock in tho
morning sho goes over to comfort a young
Soother who hos just lost her babe.
[ Grandmother knows nil about that trou
?blo. Fifty years ago sho felt it. At 13
.o'clock of that day sho goes over to comfort
A widowed soul. Sho knows all about that.
She baa boen walking in that dark valloy
(twenty yo&Ts. At 4 o'clock in tho aftornoon
Homo onO knocks at. tho door wonting bread.
?ho knows all about that. Two or threo
times in her lifo sho como to her last loaf.
?At 10'o'clock that night she goos over to sit
jap with somo' ono severely sick. Sho knows
nu about it. Sho knows all about fovorsand
.pleurisies and broken bones. She has boon
doctoring all hor lifo, spreading plasters, and
?pouring out bitter drops, and snaking up hot
pillows, and contriving things to tempt n,
(poor appotite. Doctors Abornothy and Rush
tad Hosack and Harvoy wero great doctors,'
but tho greatest doctor tho world ever saw is
lin old Christian woman. Door mol Do wo
?QC romombor hor about tho room whon wo
woro sick in our boyhood? Was thora any
fine who could over so touch a soro without
lurting it?
And when sho lifted hor spectacles against
lier wrinkled forohead. so she could look
(noser at the wound, lt was throe-fourths
'healed. And when tho Lord took hor home.
Mthough you may hnvobeen men and women
thirty, forty, Af ty years of age, YOU lay on
tho coffin lid and sobbed as though you were
Only ilvo or ten years of age. O man, prniso
God if you havo in your memory the picture
of an honest, sympathetic, kind, self sacrific
ing, Chrlst-llko mother. Oh.it takes these neo
f?lo who have had troublo to comfort others
a trouble. Whore did Paul got tho Ink with
which to write his comforting opistlo? Whero
llld David pot tho ink to write his comforting
.psalms? Whore did John get tho ink to
write his comforting RovolatTon? Thoy got
it out of their own tonis. When a mon has
gono through the curriculum, and has taken
ii course of dungeons and imprisonments and
?hlpwrocks, ho is qualified for tho work of
ympathy.
Whon I begnn to preach, my sermons on
ho subject of troublo were nil pootio and in
(leml-hlnnk vorso; but God knookod tho blank
tyoivso out of mo long ago, and I have found
nit that I cannot comfort pooplo excopt as I
niysolf havo boon troubled. God moko ino
tito son of consolation to tho people I would
l-nther bo tho means of soothing ono per
:nrbod spirit to-day, than to ploy a tuno that
would sot all tho sons of mirth reoling in tho
lance, I nm a herb doctor. I put into tho
caldron the Root out of dry ground without
L'orm or comeliness. Thou I put in tho
Roso of Sharon and tho Lily
pf tho Valley, Then I put into
tho caldron somo of tho leaves from tho Tree
bf Life.and tho Branch that was thrown Into
tho wilderness Marah. Thon I pour in tho
fears of Bothnnv and Golgotha; thou I stir
them up. Thon I klndlo undor tho caldron a
?lire mado of the wood of tho cross, mid one
Sirop of that potion will euro tho worst slck
loss that ever afflicted a human soul, Mary
nd Martha shall rocoivo their Lazarus from
ho tomb. Tho dnnisol shall i riso. And op
I
muren M?'?.UV?I I
tho darkness shan broak tho morning,1 and
f?od will wipe all tears from their oyo?,
? You know on u ?voil spread tablo tho food
bocoiues more delicate at the last. I liavo
fed you to-day with tho bread of consolation,
[Let th? tAh'i? now bc cleared. a::d let us 5?t
Im the chillon of Heavon. hst the Khig'8
imp. bearers come lu. Good morning, Hca
fvenl "Oh," says some critic In tho audience,
/'the Blblo contradict* itself. It intimates
ngain and ngnin that thore aro to bo no tears
In heaven, and If thore be no toars in heaven,
now ls it possible that God will wipe
nny Rway?" I answer, have you no vor
soen a child crying ono moment and laughing
Jtho next; and whllo Bho was laughing, you
5aw thu tears still on hor facol And porhaps
ou stopped hor in tho very midst of her re
sumed glee, and wiped oft thoso delayed
?team So, I think, arter tho heavenly rap
tures have come upon us, thero may bo tho
I nark of sdme earthly grief, and while thoso
jtears are glittering in tho light of tho jaspor
son, God will wlpo thom away. How woll Ho
?can do that.
Jesus had e tough trial to mnko Him
hympathoti" with all trial. Tho short
jost vorso in tho Biblo tells tho flory :
"Jesus wept." Tho scar on tho back
of either band, tho scar on tho arch of
either foot, tho row of scars along tho lino of
tho hair,will koop all heavon thinking. Oh,
that grent weopor is just tho ono to
silouco ull earthly trouble, *wipe out
all stains of earthly griof, Gentle I Why,
His stop is softer th~n tho stop of tho
(low. It will not bo a t" . ant bidding you to
hush up your crying. It will bo a Father
who will (nico you on His loft arm, His faco
gleaming into .your?, while with tho soft tips
of th? fingers of the right hand, Ho shall wipo
away ?ll tears from your oyes. I havo no
ticed when tho childron got hurt, and their
mother is away from homo, they como to mo
for comfort, and sympathy; but J. havo no
ticed that when tho children got hurt and
their mother is at homo, they go right past
mo and to her; l a ni of np account.
Bo, when thc soul comes up into heaven out
of the wounds ot this lifo, it will not stop to
look for Paul, or Moses, or David or John, j
Thoso did very well once, but now tho soul
shall rush past, crying: "Where is Jesus?
Whore. i<? Jesus. ' Dear I.or:1., What a im?gui
ileont. thing to dio if Thou shalt thus wipe
away our tears. Moth Ink it will tako us
somo time to got used to hon voa: tho fruits
of God without ono spook; tho frosh pasturo?
without ono uottlo; tho orchestra without
ono snapped string, tho river of gladness j
without ono torn bank ; tho solferino? and tjie
saffron of sunrise and sunset swallowed up in
tho ctornnl duy that beams from God's
countenance I
Why slimiUI I wish to ilngor In tho wild,
Whoa Thou nrt walting, Kutlinr, to receive Thy
child?
If wo could got any appreciation of what
God has in reservo for us, it would make us
so homesick wo would bo until for every day
work. Professor L?onard, formerly of Iowa
University, put in my hand a meteoric stone,
a stone thrown off from some other world to
this. How suggestive it was to mc. Anti I
havo to toll you tho best representat ions wo
havo of heaven aro only aerolites Hung oil'
from that World which ?oils ott. bearing tho
multitudes of tho redeemed. Wo analyze
thoso aerolites, and Hud them crystali/.ations
of tears. No wonder, Hung off from heaven,
"God shall wipe away all tears from their
eyes."
Havo you any appreciation of tho good and
glorious timos your friends aro having in
heaven? How diff?rent it is when they got
nows thoro of a Christian's death from what
it is hero, lt is tho diu'eronco between em
barkation and coming into port. Everything
depends upon which sido of tho river j-ou
stand whon you hear of a Christian's death.
If you stand on this sido of tho river you
mourn that thoy go. If you stand on tho
other sido of tho river you rejoice that they
come. Oh, tho difference between a funeral
on earth and a jubilee in heaven-botweon
requiem hero and triumphial march there
parting hero and reunion thero. Togothor !
Havo you thought ot it? They aro together.
Not ono of your departed friends in ono land
'and another in another land; but togothor,
in different rooms of tho sumo house;-tho
house of many mansions. Together!
1 1 novor appreciated that t bought so much
us when wo laid away in her last slumber
kuy sistor Sarah. Standing thoro in tho vil
pago cemetery, I looked around and said:
?"Thoro is father, thero is mother, thoro is
?grandfather, thoro is grandmother, thoro aro
(wholo circles of kindred;" and I thought to
(mysolf : "Together in tho grave-togethor in
telory." I am so impressed with tho thought
jthat I do not think ; -.ny fanaticism when
fiomo ono is gobi*, from this world to tho
next if you mako "hom tho boaror of dis
patchos to your friends who aro gone, say
ing: "Givo my l.ovo to my parents, givo my
(ovo to my children, givo my ioro to my old
Comrades who aro in* glory, and tell them I
nm trying to light tho good light of faith,
und I will join thom after awhile."
I Ireliovo tho mossago will bo delivered ; and
I bel love it will increase tho gladness of thoso
who aro bofore tho throne. Togothor aro
thoy, all their tears gone. No trouble getting
food society for thom. All Kings, Queens,
'vinces, and Princesses. In 1751 thore was a
bill offered in tho English parliament pro
posing to chango tho ahnanao so that the 1st
of March should como immediately after tho
18th of February. But, oh, what a glorious
chango in tho calendar when all tho years of
your earthly oxistonco aro swallowed up in
tho eternal year of God!
And, my friends, if wo could only appre
ciate tho glories that are to como, wo would
bo so llllon with enthusiasm that no power of
earth or hell could stand before us; and at
our first shout tho opposing forces would be
gin to tremble, ami at our second shout they
would begin to fall back, and at om- third
shout they would bo routed forever. Thero
is no power on earth or in boll that could
stand before three such volleys of halle
luiah.
1 put tliis balsam on tho wounds of your
heart. Rejoice nt tho thought of what your
departed friends havo got rid of, and that
you havo a prospect of so soon making your
own escape. Bear cheerfully tho ministry of
tears, and exult at tho thought that soon lt is
to bo ended.
There wo shall ninreli up tho heavenly strcot,
Ami ground our arms at JOSUH'B feet.
idiss EMITA' FArrui'unr, is ono of tho
women who muy ho present nt tho first
annual convention of tho Womon's
Council of Aniorion, to bo held in Wash
ington next April. Miss Faithful is
much interested in projects which have
been formed from timo to timo of colo
nizing some of Britain's superfluous
womon in tho Western States and Ter
ritorios, and ono of tho objects of her
proposed visit is said to bo to look into
tho promiso of snob a ?chemo by exam
ining personally tho market for women's
labor. Hbo will probably speak on tho
industrial outlook for womon at tho
convention. Miss Faithfull has lived
nineo her return llvo years ago from hor
wnndorings in Colorado and California
in an unpretending tcnoment in a do
pressing stroot of Plymouth Grovo, ono
of tho loast pretentious suburbs of Man
chostor. Cnarlotto Pobinson, who is
homo art docorator by special appoint
ment to tho Queen, is lior housemate,
and has carofully plannod tho cozy
study whioh is a combination of library
and drawing-room.
A recent scientific lecturer on toa and
coffco remarked that both contained
the same alkaloid, and tho offed pro
duced on the human system was in
both cases similar. Tea requires less
digestive power than col?eo, and it did
not cloy tho palate. Tho latter, how
ever, was a better stimulant, and thoro
were but fow beverage? moro refresh
ing than tho cup of coffee. Tho lec
turer, who described tea as "tho tobacco
of womon, "ascribed its ill effects to tho
presence of much astringent mnfctor,
and this was ono of tho chiof causes of
dyspepsia. Coffee was a ftimulant
which would provo a good substituto
for spirits, and as such its uso should
bo oncouragod by thoso who wero try
ing lo reclaim tho drunkard.
A arcot Swiss marino and pocket
chronometer competition is now going
on at Genova to last ovor olghty-threo
days. A special stoYO in which' an in
variable tomporaturo can be main
tained for sovoral consecutivo days was
built. For flvo days tho chronometers
therein will bo placed at ono tompora
turo, which will afterward be raised, by
degrcos at a time, from 6? to 35? Cent?
grado, and thon reduced in like manuel
from 85 to 50 oor cent.
MOTHER'S CORNER.
Backward amt forward tho rdukor' goes*
Wafting tho baby to sweet repose ;
Gioso by Ilia ?null? iii? ???>,i?n?> orcous
J.ulhiby, rock-a-byb iiiii-nN-y tunos;
Dreamily smiling she p itlenlly tries
Bloop to brfiig to the baby's eyes.
Minute by minute the evening mts,
?tlll lu tho chair she droWsllw sits?
Koo' h i UK and rubbing ihn nehme gums,
Laiming for slumber t hat novei comes ;
Kooking ino baby that fretfully lies,
Filling tho room with ils not ions cries.
Weary with wntclilni; tho motlier sings,
Wooing the god with tho leaulon wings;
Borter and Bettor tho ditty grows,
Now tho milo ono's eyelids euoso;
Bluklm; at InstintodieanilamWY.cop;
mother and baby aro fast asl.iep.
-B. T. GI.OVKU, in ChiCijOO J fer aid.
Children's School Dr< sana
Solioo? has bogue ngam, Y&li? wo aro
talking about what tho ?lu?dron shall
wear, and making noccssajVy changes
for growing bodies und tho vublo-to-bo
out elbows and kli?os. School nf Uro
has come to receive, in our cities, towns
and villages at least, almost as much
thought and outlay of timo und expenso
ns tho "Sunday best" or tho "party"
suit. Go ihlto tho school-rooms of to
day and you will bo surprised, if you
have not hcretoforo been observing, to
soo how our sohool-girls arc docked out
in silks, plushes, velvets, laees, elmina
and lockets, bracelets and other iil
agrool Sometimes the toucher sets this
demoralizing fashion, though not ofton
wo aro anxious to believe.
Tho inlluenco of this upon our girls,
ninny of them not yet in their teens,
must bo very evident oven to a lialf
thoughtful mind. Their tender and
?growing minds ruin but bo diverted
from their books, and, thus early ab
sorbed in dress, who can ostimafo tho
harm? Then there can but bea feeling
of jealousy by those less fortunately (?)
circumstanced and possibly sin com4
mittcd in trying to follow thou* unhal
lowed example.
"Rut what cnn 1 do?V somo mother
exclaims, "my girl would mako a terri
ble fuss if I should insist upou her
dressing more plainly."
I daro say, but have you not a duty
in this matter thal you cannot shirk
with impunity to your child? If you
have neglected this too long, it will
doubtless require much persuasiveness
and gent?o firmness to bring about tho'
hooded chango; and this diffloulty in
correcting a bad habit, should bu a
timely warning to mothers whoso little
ones aro as yet innoconi. Talk with
your daughters about this matter of
dress, show thom tho tendency and ovils
of over-dressing in sehool; reason with
them. Perhaps at your suggestion Cl
?nder your guidance, (?hoy could form
a society of girls pledged to observe
certain tilings in matters of dross; this
would make it easier, and by being
"popular" would have u following.
Touchers wo believe could easily start
such bands and give them prestige and
powor. Even . without any organiza
tion they could quietly discourage and
preach against these foolish and harm
ful pr?cticos.
Wcro tho offcuts of olaborato and
fancy school dressing confined to tho
family indulging in lt , tho consequences
would bo serious enough, but as in
timated, it leads to a great strain on
tho purse's of those poorly circum
stanced, Airs. A-, tho washer or sew
ing woman, knowing that her girl is
fully as bright in her studios as tho
merchant's or banker's child, is determ
ined silo shall dress as woll and thus
stand a chance of being admitted into
the same "set"-and to do this the poor
motlier rubs and wrings her hands oil",
or sows horsolf blind, but, alasl tho ro
sult surprises thom. In ujuo. eases out
ofton, their girls grdw" tip ^kin, Idlo,
selfish and basoly ungrateful for their
mothers' foolish, wicked slaving! How
much bottor to have taught them to
dress within their means, depending on.
truo merit for position in tho world!
If any mother doubts what I lmvo
said; just broak away from your house
hold cares, my sister, and visit tho dif
ferent rooms of your school and tako
note for yourself: count tho nooklaccs
and bracelots, tho elegant, and elabor
ately mado drosses, and tho beautiful
lints and wraps. I nih suro it will furn
ish food for thought, and I trust for
action in somo wise, woll-directod way.
Inexpensive, plainly made garments
should bo tho conventional school dross
lind all unnecessary or foolish adorn
ings should be discountenanced. This
would mean a healthier tonod mind,
better lessons, and less worry and ox
I Clis? to parents. Will wo engago in ibis
unpopular roform?-Jlousckccpcr.
surnnsTraoxs ABOUT BABIES.
In Ireland a bolt mado of a woman's
hair is placed about a child to keep
harm away.
Garlic, salt, bread and steak are put
into tho cradle of a new-born babe in
Holland.
Roumanian mothers tie red ribbons
around the ankles of their children to
preservo thom from harm, while Es
thonian mothers attach bits of ossa foo
tida to tho nooks of their offspring'
Welsh mothers put a pair of tongs or
a knife in tho eradlo toinsuro tho anfety
of tliCir children; tho knife is also used
for tho sanio purpose in somo parts of
England.
Among Vosges peasants childron born
at ft now moon aro supposed to have
their tongues better hung than othors,
w hilo thoso born at tho last quarter aro
supposed to havo loss tonguo but better
reasoning powers. A daughter born
during tho waxing moon is always pre
cocious.
At tho birth of a child in Lowor Brit
tany the neighboring woman tako lt in
charge, wash it, crack its joints, and
ruli its head with oil to solder the cra
nium bones. It is then wrapped in a
tight bundle ami its lips aro annointod
with brandy to mako it a full Breton.
Tho Grc?ian mother, boforo putting
lior child in its oradlo, turnsthroo times
around boforo tho Aro whilo singinghor
favorito song to ward of ovil spirits.
In Scotland, it? is said that to rock
tho empty eradlo will insuro tho coming
of other occupants for it.
Tho London mothor places a book
undor tho head of tho now-born infant
that it may bo quick at reading, and
jints monoy into tho first bath to guar
antee its wealth in tho futuro.
Tho Turkish mothor loada hor child
with aniulota na soon aa it is born, and
a small bit of mud stooped in hot water
proparod by provious charma, is atuck
on its forehead.
In Spain tho infant's faco is swept
\yith a pino treo bought to bring good
luck.-Lewiston Journal.
ON TIIF. EIFFEL Towicn.-Mother
and tho Girls (ecstatically-My, isn't it
high?
Popper (in a gloom tlint roachos to
tho baso ot tho tower.)--Well, what of
it? Havo you scon nnything in Paris
this su ni mor thftt wasn't 1 ugh?
To clean mnrblo niftiilolpiecos dis
colored by smoko, apply benzino, mid
rub it off wlthflftiinol. Tho application
must bo mado soveral timis.
OF INTEREST TO WOMEN.
ANNIH BI?BANT, tho Sooialiat, ono of
tho most disouRsnd nf English womer.,
whom half London odores and tho othor
half shudders ut OB a dangorouselomont
in society; an alion to stato aud orood,
is porlmps ooming to Now York tliis
winter. It is hor present intention to
devoto some months, beginning por
liaps in Dooombor, to a study of tho
condition of Amorican working women,
particularly in tho mill towns of Now
York and Now England, and to visit
Kaunas, obsorving tho social situation
in those peculiarly enterprising littlo
cities -which aro run by fominino of
ficials. Mrs. Bosant is a woman of a
highly sensitivo organization, and the
work of editing tho I/ink, a labor pa
her published m London, togothor with
locturo ongagomonts tho year round
and attention to her duticsas a member
of tho Scho ol Board for London, lins not
boon suilieiont to koop hor mind from
dwolling on lier separation from hor
children, and tho American tour has
boon planned by lier friends to avert a
breakdown Jn health by a total chungo
of scone. Mrs. Bosant is a sistor-indaw
of Walter Besaut, tho novelist. Hinco
hor election to tho School Board by
East London, willoh idolizes hor, sho
has directed tho education of tho littlo
pooplo of tho world's metropolis whilo
denied tho privilego of so much ns Boe
ing lier own. Thoso who aro invited to
moot hor this winter will soo a tall,
stander woman, with an oxprcssivo fuco,
whos? swcot mouth, largo oyos und
dark, wavy hair would bo beautiful if'
every feature did not ?peuk of loss, waa
not KO Bad. Tho last limo I saw her sho
worn " gown of dull-gold silk cut in
quaint icsthotio style.
LDWAUD BnnnAMy is, writes tho Liter
ary Nows, a resident and nativo of
Springfield's charming neighbor, tho
quiet village ol' Chicopoo Falls, Massa
chusetts, whore ho occupies with his
family tho house on Church stroot that
was for many years tho houso of his
father, the lato Bow B. K. Bellamy, for
thirty-live years pastor of tho Baptist
church, ito is a direct descendant of
the eminent theologian of tho Revolu
tionary period, Br. Joseph Bellamy, of
Bethlehem, Ct., who was tho preceptor
of Aaron Burr. His maternal grand
father was Hov. Benjamin Putnam', ono
of the earliest pastors of the Baptist
elmreh in this city. Edward was bern
in 18?() and received a careful education,
including a partial course atUnion Col
lego and a year of study in Germany.
Ho studied law also, and isa momber of
tho Hampden county bar. In 1871 ho
began a journalistic careor on the staff
of tho Now York Evening Post. Thirty
or forty stories by Mr. Bellamy havo
appeared m tho old Scribner's, Applo
tons' Journal, tho Century, Lippin
eott's, tho Atlantic, and other maga
zines. Personally Mr. Bellamy is said
to he attractive in presence, cordial and
frank in bearing and conversation, an
easy talker, a pleasant companion, and
a kind friond. Ho tolls \is that "Look
ing Hack ward," although in form a
fanciful romance, is intended, in all
seriousness, as a forecast in accordance
with tho principles of evolution of tho
next stage in tho industrial and Booial
development of humanity, especially in
this country, and no part of it is bofiov
ed hy tho author to bo bettor supported
by tho indications of probability than
tho implied prediction that tho dawn of
tho now era is already near at hand and
that tho full day will swiftly follow.
Boos this seem at first incredible in
viow of tho vastness of tho changes pre
supposed? "What is tho teaching of
history," asks tho author, "but that
groat national transformations, whilo
ages of unnoticed preparation, when
onco inaugurated, aro accomplished
with a rapidity and resistless momen
tum proportioned to their magnitudo,
not limited bv it."
THE SCRAP BASKET.
-ir WAS FUNNY.-Burglar: "What
aro you laughing at, you fool? Bo you
seo this gun?"
Awakened f armor: "I was laughing
to seo you hunt in tho dark for the
money ? can't lind io broad daylight."
-A sponge is excellont for washing
windows, and newspapers will polish
them w ithout leaving dust and streaks.
Uso a soft pine stick to cleanse the ac
cumulation of dust from tho corners of
tho sash. Ammonia w ill givo the glass
a clearer look than soap.
-Miss .Katio Corey, M. 1)., a grad
uato of tho University of Michigan, luis
recently been admitted to honorary
membership in tho Indiana Medical
society, tho first time, it is stated, this
recognition has been extended there to
a woman,
-Tho floral campaign still goos brave
ly on tho resultant voting up to dato
hoing (>7 per cent, for tho Golden-rod,
for tho Arbutus or May-flower 21 per
cent., for tho Laurel 8J por cent.,
for tho Dandelion 3 per cent., for
the Sunflower 1 por cent., for tho
Baisy 1 per cent., and tho remaining SJ
per cent, scattering.
-To EXPECT a man to bo as much of
a man without a wife as with ono, is
just ns reasonable as to expect a half
iinished houso to bo as beautiful as a
finished ono.
-Tho hill has not yot lifted its fnco
to heaven that perse veraneo will not
gain tho summit of ut last.-Charles
Dickens.
-Ono of tho paying professions of
Pari6 ia said to bo that of trunk packor.
In many of tho littlo trunk shops you
can biro, for forty cents nu hour, a mau
wdio will pack your trunks artistically,
folding oxponsive gowns and othor gar
ments in tissuo paper, and stowing
away delicate brie-a-brao in tho safest
way.
A Photographic Font.
Gao of tho most rcniarlfablo feats of
photography on record is tho photo
graphing tho torriblo explosion at Ant
werp, or, if not tho oxylosion, tho im
moiifio cloud of smoko produood at. tho
momont. Tho curront number of JAI
Nature givosanillustration copiod from
a photograph of tho hugo cloud that
shot up in t ho air, roughly in shape
liko aa inverted Fie?.onco ilnsk, when
tho explosion ocourrod? H lias boen
estimated ns hoing ,1700 or 1800 foot
aoross and, according to tho journal
quoted, tho cloud rorr.ui ned motionless
for about a quartor of an hour, pre
serving tho form rcccrdod by tho pho
tograph. It Boonu vory remarkable
that just nt the instant somo ono should
havo hoon ready with cam ora and plato,
and quiok wlutted enough, notwith
standing tho shook, to oocuro tho viow
in timo. Tho author of tho nogativo is
givon as M. L. Van Nook.-Jirltlah
Journal of Photography.
KKHOSKNK will mnko tin teakettle*
HS bright as now. Saturate' a woolen
rag and rub with it. It will also re
move nt ai ns from varnished furniture
. \ ' ..;.
PARM NOTES.
Two MILKS OF MELONS.-"Georgi?
h?? the biggest watermelon patch in thc
world" fniel Mr. J. J. G rind n, who has
just soon it. "Think of n Inno two
miles long, with melons on each sido as
far as the oyo can reach, It is an in
teresting sight when tho laborers go out
at daylight' to gather the melons.
Squads of thom aro moving the vines
aside to make roads for tho wagons to
go through. Others aro thumping and
cutting off tho melons from tho vines,
while others follow, gathering tho fruit
into the wagons. I novorsaw anything
liko it. Tho largor melons will avorago
forty pounds, and there will bo lots of
sixty-pounders. Thero will bo carloads
of 1,200 unions, with hardly a molon
under thirty-live or forty pounds. Tho
company who own this nnmenso melon
patch ot' 800 acres will mako a big thing
out of it. In my judgment their prollt
will not bo less than $150 n* car-load,
and they will ship 4U0 loads. ' Sixty
thousand dollars on 800 acres will' beat
cotton. Without disaster, they will
mako such a success that tho farmers
who are watching thom will plant an
immense acreage in that section noxt
year.
No FERTILIZER is moro highly valu
ed than lime, for the reason that it is
cheap, easily applied, and its effects aro
lasting, liimo exists in all soils, but
more in some, than in others. As a car
bonato it is insolublo, but is subject to
chemical changos hythe action of nitric
acid and other substances brought down
by rains. When limo is freshly mado
(by burning limestone or oyster shells)
it ls in a very caustic stato, and easily
combines with water, tho water crystal
lizing anil forming a hydra to of Hmo.
It is in this condition-tho hydrate
when it should ho applied to soils, as its
alllnity for carbonic acid causes many
reactions to occur in tho soil, tho result
hoing tho formation of substances that
can bo rendered soluble in water.
A WI I UELOAK UKI. FOR THE FA lt 31
Tho ordinary railroad wheelbarrow
much used by farmers bccaiuo it Is
cheap, is too small for most farm work,
Prairie Pariner suggests that it often
pays a man to mako some of his own
tools and includes among these the
largo wheelbarrow. This barrow can
be made at a cost of about $1.50; tho
lumber and nails can bo purchased for
about 70 cents, and if a second hand
wheel cannot be found a now iron wheel
can bo bought for about 75 cents. Tho
sides, including handlo, aro about 5 feet
8 inches long; top of box 3feot 3 inches;
width, 2 feet 3 inches; depth, 10 inches.
Tho wheel box should bo about 2 inches
from tho wheel.
HALF INCUBATED EGGS.-Tho in
creasing popularity of incubators is
having a demoralizing effect on the egg
trade. - Eggs aro so cheal) for twp-.
thirds of tho year that up till recently
few people took tho trouble to keep any
long enough lo get stale. But now
thoso who have incubators put all their
eggs into them and buy dozens to mako
up tho 200 or 300 necessary to /111 their
machines. At tho end of tho fourth
day all tho eggs a io tosted, and those
that aro not likely to yield chickens aro
easily dotected. They aro taken out
and sold as "fresh" eggs. They aro
not altogether spoilt by their four days'
sojourn iii a temperature of 100 deg.,
but they havo contracted a flavor which
is tho reverso of pleasant. Tho only
way to obviate this smart scheme is to
refuso to buy from any ono who runs
an incubaloor, but tho trouble is toa
scertain who has an artificial sitting
hon and wfio hus not.
Tun pest of locusts has been fought
vigorously and successfully in Cyprus
by gathering tho eggs and catching tho
doveloped insects in systems of screens.
Tho number of eggs collected increased
from 37 ? tons in 1879 to 230 in 1880,
1330 tons m 1881, Moro than 0000
screens were employe^ hi 1882, and
185,000,000,000 insects wero destroyed.
The system was steadily mado moro
effective, and in 1830 thoro wero avail
able for uso moro than 11,000 screens
and 13,000 traps, the screens repros nt
Ing an aggregate length of about i. Q
miles, or nearly tho whole coast lino ?v
thc island.
"WOKKINO" BUTTER.-Tho Dairy
World says: Tho torin "work" in tho
manufacture of butter ought to bo con
sidered obsolete lt is now tolerable
only in tho sense of pressing tho butter
into a solid mass. Butter is no longer
"worked" by intelligent butter makers
to get tho butter milk out of it, for it is
washed out whilo tho butter is in a
granular condition; and it is no longer
"worked" to incorp?ralo the salt with
it, for thc salt is readily stirred in whilo
tho butler is in tho granular condi
tion.
FERTILIZING: material is now pro
cured from iron. In tho manufacturo
of Bessemer steel a light basic slag
known ns Thomas slag is tho result,
which is rcdueod to an impalpable
powder and sold to farmers, as it con
tains a large porporlion of phosphoric
acid. Those wno are familiar with tho
merits of tho slag estimate that it con
tains 21 per cent, of plant food.
BRAN is considered ono of tho best
foods for all classes of stock, and it is
rich in phosphates. It is a very imper
fect food, howover, whon fed in placo of
grain entirely, but whon givon in con
nection with hay and ground grain lt
largoly adds lo the vah?o of tho wliolo,
and assists to mako tho ration more
completo in tho clements of growth and
production.
WEEDS mako valuable food for hogs.
It is much bettor to feed tho young and
tender weed to stock than to allow
them to waste. On somo fields the
weeds aro offen thick onougli to mow.
Tho pigweed and ragweed make oxcol
lout hog food, Purslaino and crabgrass
aro highly relished by cattlo and
swine.
ip scrub stock does not pay try some
thing better, Tho success of stock
raising depends on tho breed. A steer
of a beof-produolng breed will woigli
1000 pounds, whilo a scrub steer of the
same ago will not reach one-half that
weight.. Tho lingo difference shows
Where ibo loss occurs from the uso o?
tho scrub.
SALT IS seldom givon poultry, undor
tho supposition that it is injurious,
which is truo if tho snit is givon in
largo quantities; but recent experiments
provo that, salt necessary to a limited
extent, .13 hons will lay moro eggs and
romain in good condition by allowing
salt thun if it Is withhold cntiroly.
Tho proper modo of giving S"h . J poul
try ia by seasoning tho soft fu , Howoc
tho hons.
To keep oggs for hatching purposoi
placo thom in a location of tho cellar t<
prevent freozlnjr, and turu thom hal
ound twico a woek, /
IIOUSKHOLD.
HOW AND II OW NOT 'rn TAVT A
CHILD.-In lifting a child both hand? .
should ho used and so placed as to
clasp tho body about tho. waist, oat
hips, and tho body raised without any
forco being oxertcd upon tljo arms.
ISvory day upon our streets can b$
scon llttlo children just able to toddle*
along who huvo to bo carried across tho
stroet anti over or around obstructions^
and the torture that they oftentimes
luwo to undergo from tho thoughtless
ness of those who attend thom eau es
many a headache to a careful observer,
whofeolsfor them. Usually, 'with a
hand grasped by tho mother Or other
persona caring (?) for tho child, it ls
hurried al?ng faster than its littlo loga
can carry it, a portion of its weight
being lifted and causing a constant
strain upon the arm-, when a crossing
Is readied tho mother takes a stronger
pull, the child dang'es hy one arin un
tho opposite sido is reached and
then tho foot oro allowed to partly rest
upon tho ground again. , Sometimes
tho process will be varied by two per
sons taking tho ohild hetweon theni
and each taking a hand when tho weight
of the ohild will bo divided between
two arms which is only'one-half as bad.
Hut such practices should never bo al
lowed. Tho arms of a child wore never
inf ended to sorvo ns handles for tho
purpose of lifting or carrying. Strains,
dislocations and fractures causing de
formity and imperfect uso of arm or
shoulder or both, result from such
careless uso tho arms of a child,
which wore designed fer the childi? use
in doing things within Its strength. It
would bo Impossible for a child weigh
ing thirty pounds to sooxortits strength I
as to lift that amount with ono or ovoh '
both hands and yot that ls what lt I is \
compollcd to do when tho arms are
made tho handles whereby the child is
lifted.
PICKLED MELON.-In pickling a
young musk or nutmeg molrn, eut a '
bolo in tho side through which lo ex
tract the seeds, saving tho piece that is
cut out. Thou Jay tho melon in strong
brino, which should entirely cover it. .
Thero let it romain for three days; take
it out, rinso it and let it ho iii clear,
cold water over night. Then, after
draining, AU ic With chopped cabbage,
seasoned with mustard seed, horse
radish, a little ginger, somo sugar,
celoiy seed and if possiblo romo small
cucumbers. Sow in tho piece that was
cut out put tho melon m a stone jar and
pour hot vinegar over it. About tinco
months will bo taken for the pickling,
tho timo 'depending on the slzo of tho
melon, but when it ls dono a delicious :
relish will bo tho rosult.
PAN CAKES (ADIRONDACKS).-Stir
ono pint of sifted flour Into a quart of
sour milk, with a teaspoonful of salt,
leavo it stand fin a deep jar) in a warm
placo over night. In the morning add
ono teaspoonful bi-carbonato of soda
dissolved in a tablespoon, of warm
water, two woll beaten ojrgs and a
spoonful of sugar. Bake on a ^yell
greased griddle Tho cakes should b\as
largo as a tea saucer and quickip
browned. Eat with maple syrup or
honey. Never mind how thick tho
mixturo appears over night. Tho eggs
and soda will thin it suflicicntly in tho
morning._
FKUIT CAKE.-Ono pound of butter,
ono pound of the flnest granulated
sugar, a teaspoonful each of cinnamon,
allspice and ginger, one nutmeg, grated,
twelve eggs, ono pound of flour, ono
winoglassful of brandy, ono pound of
raisins, stoned, one-half no?r?d of dir-,,
rants thoroughly washed ?nd dried, on?
half pound of citron cut in small bits.
Cream and butter; add tho sugar,
spices, and brundy; stir in tho eggs by
dogrees; rub tho fruit with part of the
flour woighed for the cake; then add
tho flour, thou tho fruit. Bake slowly
four hours.
COLD BEEF CUT IN SLICKS and laid,
in vinegar over night, and then dipped.
in beaton egg, seasoned with salt and
nutmeg, and rolled in dried bread
crumbs, and fried in butter a delicate
brown, is an appetizing entree for
.'lunch.
DYSPEPSIA Br EAD.-To mako dys
pepsia bread, talco three quarts of un
bolted wheat, ono quart lukewarm
water, ono gill fresh yeast, ono gill mo
lasses, ono teaspoonful of saleratus.
SnoiiT CAKE.-Bub a quarter of a
pound of butter Into a half pound of '
flour; mix with a little water, enough
to form a dough. Roll out into thin,
round cakes, prick them, lay them in
shallow tins, bake.
Tho.Boy at Eighty Yoars.
No doubt much is gainod on the seor s
of longovity from inheritance. Ances
tors who have attained long lifo for
many g?n?rations hand down tho gil t
to their successors. But while this may
bo tho greatost fortuno which an ances
tor can loavo, it may bo dissipated Uko
any othor inhoritanoo. No ono can
count upon long lifo without a roason
ablo conformity to tho laws of hoalth.
oro aro a fow prodigies that survr*^
who havo novor ousorved any laws, tr -
ono dissipated person who rcachos fe
tremo old ago thero aro a thousand w
dio in tho primo of thoir years. Phyt
ologists havo argued, with a groatfloaW/f
forco, that tho duration of human lifo
should bo 100 yoars. But it is far shorty
of it. So fow round up tho century that\
overy instnnco attracts special attoution. *
Tho dream of porpotual youth is con
stantly ropoatod. x)r. Holmes at eighty
is as frisky as a kitton. Ho lcarnod tho
art of oarrying burdons lightly. Most
pooplo do not wear out. Thoy worry
thomsolvos out of lifo. They aro alway ?
old booauso thoy havo carried so much
doad weight. No doubt tho cultivation
of a youthful fooling ia ono of tho artsof
prolonging lifo, when pooplo, through
tho indulgence of a morbid fooling, get
tho impression that thoy arc too oui for
this world, it is a protty suro indication
that thoy aro losing their grip. Tho
graoo and boauty of ago is to koop in.
touoh with tho world, to know iiow ito
pulso beats from day to day, and to bo -
alivo to all human interests and nympa
thiofl. Ago in such a lifo novar wholly
orowds out tho bnoyanoy of youth. Tho
spring and olastioity survive. In most
instancos tho long lifo has boon a good
ono. Tho worldliaa boon hotter than
tho individual has livod in it. Ho lins
boon looking moro foi tho good thou
tho ovil things of tho world, Grace ami
boauty havo oomo to him with tho full
ness of yoars.- ?>'an I'VUMUOO JiuUc
tiri. _'_
NOTHING NEW.-Mrs. Pangie,
Well, this is strange I
Mr. ia i iglo - Vf h a t ls it, my dear?
"A man In Barls has taught an apt;
to black his shoo*. >
"Oh, there's nothing remarkable >
about that, my dear, I've often %u\t?
of monkoy shines," ?