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FARM NOTES. Fnoi'isu ??UK OF BROOD Sows Our observation toaches 113 that half the bad luck, ao called, with spring pigs is bad management of brood sows. Tho cause of bad luck Is allowing brood sows to run with fending cattle In this way tboy got too fat before ?or vico, and are liable to bo damaged by being kicked or run over or otherwise injured afterward. Another causo is too high feeding with corm Thia ls especially tho caso with thoroughbreds. A good mauy farmers think nothing is too good for a brood sow that cost them $20 or S25. Thoy want to keep thom iii show lix and givo thom plenty of corn, and tho result is barrenness or milk fever or somo otbor trimble. Thu better breed pf pig tho less it requires m tho way of feed. Tho proper way is to allow them to got, not poor but thin, before tho timo of service, and lhe more grass thoy oat and tho loss corn tho better. Beforo service givo belier feed and havo thom growing and feeling first rato. After they aro safo m pig, gradually Increase tho feed and have them in good condition before farrowing, but on graBs or oats or bran rather than on au exclusivo corn diet. For tho hist three days alter fallowing feed little if anything. A little warm water with some bran in it or skim milk with a quart of oat3 the second and third day ls all they need. Af Ur that you can food about as much as you like with a mixturo of corn and ol.ta, half-and-half, and about aa many pounds of oil-meal as you do com, and corn and oats hoing ground and thou mixed with oil-meal. Study naturo m feeding. Tho brood sow that goos oil in tho brush near a ?ipring or crock and hides her nest comes home about tho third day and nearly always with a full litter. She has inoro sonso than tho owner who puts bor up in a pen and takes everybody that comes around in to see his fine litter of pigs and tempts her with com three times a day. Sho wants to bo near water and drinks keep down tho fever that is naturally on the third day. Wo havo outlined in tho above tho methods followed on our farms for years, and wo aro entiroly satisfied with our success. Whenever wo havo fallod, it has been by following some other pian. We put out old brood sows off by themselves, givo ' thom good board shelter and let thom aleep on dirt door, and feed them ns above. LIMING MICA DOWS.-"Liming mead ows or old pasturo lands with say thirty bushels to the acre," "has an effect upon tho condition of tho crop of glass that few farinors would boliovo without giving it a trial. In fact, wo do not know how tho samo amount of money can bo oxpended upon land with tho same profit. It is not only certain, but lasting. Wo havo known farmers to pasturo meadows fifty years without being turned up by the simple application of lime onco in six or ten years, Those pastures, which are regarded as permanent and mostly abound in clay mounds, aftor hoing grazed down thoroughly, aro rettored knee deep in from fivo to six weeks. Wo do not hestitato to say that no where baa limo a moro marked effect aud can bo used with bettor result than in tho renovation of old past ums?" WINTKRINO STOCK.- No . farmor .can afford to winter moro animals than he can koep well. If ho bas too many cows for his stock of fodder, and has nono bul. good ones, it is far better to reduce thom to tho number ho cm carry through m good condition than to squeeze through the wintor by pinching along till the whoio bord comes out in tho Spring with only a hide p.nd a bony frame to start on for a summer's work. It doesn't pay to pinch cows at any time, and most as suredly it doesn't pay to pinch them in the winter. DO un LE CuormNii.-This is ono of the paying secrels of tho market gar dener's business that farmers should avail themselves of often. To raiso two crops in ono eenson the soil must be rich and othorwiso in good order. First there may como early peas, pota toes, cabbage, or any soiling crop, to be followed by turnips, pickles, ruta bagas, cabbage, etc. GALLS ON WORK-HORSKS.-These are Hablo to appear on horses newly put to work, or on thoso breaking in a now harness, or saddle A few days rest until tho abraded parts heal and har den should bo allowed if possible. .Nothing will cause a fresh aud bleed ing gall to dry up and cicatrise so soon as a little tablo salt sprinkled upon lt. To prevent white hair, a mixture of burned leather, lard and gunpowder is valuable. A w KITER in a scientific journal ridicules tho idea that apples sweat, and that they must undergo a sweating process before tboy aro put in bariols in order to keep well. Ho states that only injury comes from leaving apples in piles in an orchard, and that tho. moisture found on thom comes from tho atmosphere. Ile recommends plac ing them in a barrel as soon as thoy aro picked. TEMPERATURE has moro to do with preserving butter than anything else. If exposed to variable temperatures no amount of salt will help it. If kept from contamination of odors, and in a cool place, it will retain flavor and keep much better than when preserved Jn brine. Brine, however, assists in many respects, but should not bo do ponded upon entiroly. ?GARDENERS aro frequently advised te grow onions on the same location every soason, but this can bo dono with success only when the ground is woll supplied with manure. Onions aro gross feeders, and cannot bo injured by heavy manuring. Thoy must be given good cultivation, and grass and weeds kept down from tho boginning. BK CAREFUL not to ovorfoed any of your farm animals. Founder in diffi cult to relieve, and an animal, suffers from tho effects of overroodliig for a long time after tho temporary pain has been removod. It is much safer to let your stock fast occasionally than to cram them at any time. HOUSEHOLD. "T '- " T l?iiuuAnu JKLIJY.-This is vory trouhlesoiuo to inako, ns it takes a lot of bolling before it jollies. Tako the rhubarb stalks, ?? ?reen aud as pink as posaiblo, wash aud wipe, t>ut, do not pare thom; cut thom into leiigiiio, pliico them in a preserving pan with half a pint of water to each pound of fruit and stir thom over a clear firo goutly with a silver spoon until tho juico comos frooly; then lot it all drain through a new hair sieve, but do not pross it. Pass it through a pieco of folded muslin, woigh tho juico, and boil it up quickly for a quarter of an hour, then add from three-quarters to ono pound of best lump sugar, according to tho sweotuoss or tho rhubarb-, stir this in off tho tho until it ls all dissolved, then boil tho jolly for ten minutes longer, or until it jellies. Clear ibo scum off very carofully both botoro and after adding tho sugar, and bo sure tho hair-sieve, the muslin and tho pan aro porfectly clean, and If a silvor spoon is not uaiiidy, uso a new wooden spoon: tho least tiling will spoil tho color ot tliia jelly, and iron, pewter or tin turn it a dirty purple. POKK Pi is,--For tho crust take Sov en pounds of flour, quartor pound of suet, ono and three-fourth pounds of lard, and ono pint hot water. "Warm tho lard and the snot, place them in tho centro of tho Hour, and mix all with tho hot water with a wooden spoon till cool enough to uso your hand. It must be a perfectly smooth paste, then either round it with a bot tle, or cut a round for tho bottom, and a straight ttrip for tho sides, and fas ten thom with yolk of eggs, and pine's coyor and sides together, or tho gravy will escapo, For thc pie, cut into dice rather less fat than lean from a nico loin of pork, season it well with peupcr and salt, and if liked, a littlo powdered herbs, pack it all tightly Into tho must and bake about two hours in a moder ate oven (ono from which tho broad has been drawn is best.) When taken from tho oven, remove tho flour on tho cover and a little strong stock made from tho bones of tho loin. This is an old Lincolnshire recipe and answers admirably. To CAN GUISEN COHN.-Cut fro n tho cob and cook until done. Add ono small teaspoonful of tartaric acid for every quart of corn, and lill into self sealers while boiling bot. See that every air-bubble is removed; fasten tho covers on tight, and when tho jars havo cooled, givo the covers another turn If they need It, and set away in a dark place, or elso cover tho jara with a newspaper to oxclude tho light. When wanted for uso, wash well in cold wator. Put to cool in warm water, add a teaspoon of soda, and cook fifteen or twenty minutes; Iben drain oil the water and rinso in several waters, as tho soda gives tho corn a yellow color. Cook a few minutes longer in a small quantity of fresh water, and season with salt, butter, bream or milk. Wo havo found tho above method of canniug corn to be very satisfactory. A FAVOKITIO way to cook potatoes now is to boll thom in their jackets until they aro tender and then dry thom off in a hot oven. Sweet pota toes aro excellent also oooko? in this way. or course caro must be taken to remove tho potatoes from tho boiling wator as soon as they aro louder. There ls no vegetable that gains moro by being propared with dun attention than the potato, and tho difference be tweon a soggy, water-soaked potato ard tho ono that is properly cooked is grea*?r than many women seem to know. Buss HUT FOU Ciur.DUKN's Iii nm DAV BIN NICKS.-Break a small opening I iii tho end or sido of a number of eggs, through which pour out tho egg. Fill tho empty shells with hot pudding made of corn starch or arrowroot. When cold, bioak off tho shells and servo on small saucers with a sanco of sugar and cream flavored, or surround ed with jolly or jam. Tho pudding may be divided, and a tablespoonful of grated chocolate added to one-half of it to color it, or it may be otherwise colored, filling tho shells each half full of the uncolored pudding, then filling up with tho colored. Tho city of Millo Kock Ark., offers every in ducement lo ibo manufacturer, merchant, me chanic, anti hoiriesepker. Population about 35,000, taxes low ; good public schools, churches and Hoclety. Climato temperate nil tho your round. It is an enterprising city, has railroads from rivo direction?, about a dozen contemplated line?, Hlreot railroads, ga?, electric light, paid Uro dc. parlmcnt, two dally papers, board of trade, etc. It is tho capital of tho Statu, tho geographical cen tre, and tho chief city ia every respect. Land la cho.ip, both lots and suburban property being on tho market. Information In regard to Littlo Kock or Arkansas, will bo furnished on application to tho Kcal Batato ICxohangc, Hon. Thomas Kssc.w or Tho Gazette, Littlo Kock, Ark. No man ls born into tho world whoso work is not born with him. FITS: All Fha mopped free. Troatlso and U trial t'oiiieof Dr. Kline's uroat Norvo ltjstoror, frooo Vacases. Semi to Ur. Kimo wt Arch st. rulla., l'a. Bo suro you aro right and thou hoad it. To thoroughly cure scrofula, lt ts nocossary to fitriko directly at tho root of tho evil. This ls ex actly what Hood's Sarsaparilla (loos, by acting upon tho blood, thoroughly cleansing lt of all im purities, and leaving not cvon a talia of scrofula in tho vital fluid. When words fail, silence is judiciously solccted as assignee A Wonderful Aluohiiia und OITor. To Introduce them wo glvo away 1,000 Self operating Washing Machines. No labor or wash board. Most in tho world. If you want ono, writo Tho National Go., 27 Dey St., Now York. Brain is bettor than muscle, for muscle deponds on brain. Nothing Uko cairn's Ktanoy ouro for Dropsr, Gravel, bright's, ilcari, Urinary or Uvor Dlsoasos, Nervousness. Au. Curo guaranteed, omeo, SH Arch HU, nula. $1 a bottle, <J for $5.00, Druggists. Try lt. m m? m ' Ilido your own troubles, but watch to holp others out of thoirs. .IlOYAii OI.UK' monds Anything] Ilrokon Cht na, a?nas, Wood. Froo Vials tit Drugs & Oro. Bo not a roguo-bo honost that's it. That Tired Ff ?ling Tho w?rm weather lins a debilitating offoct, OSpoolnlly upon (hoso who uro withindoors most ot tho timo. Tho peculiar, yet common, com plaint known us "that tired fooling," la tho result. This fooling cnn ho entirely ovorcomo hy nndeiroiigth to nil tho functions of tho body, "I could not sleep; hud no upputlto. I tool: Hood's Sarsaparilla und soon hogan to Sloop soundly; could i;et up without that tired and languid feeling; und my upputlto Improved." lt, A. SAXFoitn, Kout, i)hlo. |i Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold hy nit druggists. $1 ; six for .$5. Mada only hy 0.1, HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mas?. IOO Doses Ono Dollar 9 THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY For Ltvor, min, Indigestion, etc. Kroc from Mer wiry; contains only Turo Vegetable Iii;pod.lfiiU. Agouti Vi K. t ui i 'i'i-.NTsiS, New k.orlr (Tho Only Rellablo Dlood Purifier.) A SPECIFIC FOR ' RHEUMATISM, Scrofula, Salt Rheum, . Neuralgia, Ring Worm And all oilier Skin and Blood B?sense?. IT RBOUXiATES THU LIVER AND KIDNEYS. Core* Indgcitlon nnd all dlara?ts nrlatn? Iron? mu ?nfaeblcd condition of (ho ?j ttem. tf Ault your Druggist for DU. PAUDKE'O HE1TB DY ?nd-tnko no other. Trio? 91. par boltlo or elx bottloa for $6. Manufactured by tho . PARDEE MEDICINE CO., Rochester, N. Y. Rochester, N. Y, May IS, 1830. GKNTI.KMEN:-Wo dosiro to express our feelings of grntitudo for tho great blessing ro colved at your hands in restoring to ns in per fect health our littlo throo-yoai-old son, who for weeks has bern ii very great sumn er with inflammatory rheumatism. Bis littlo hands and arms woro badly inflnmod, and so drawn out of slui])o that wo feared ho would novor nguiu have tho uso of thom; hut thanks to Dr. Pnrdeo's excellent roinedy, ho is now ontiroly freo from pain, und hus fitio uso of his hands nnd arms; iii fact is in bettor health than over boforo. Wo fool that your remedy has por formcd almost a min?elo, and boliovo it to bo tho host on enrtlt, and roeointnond it to any afllicUxl with rheunintisni. Very truly yours, MU. AND MRS. H. KIJEEHIMRR. Tho only OS SF,AM I.KSS > Shoo In tho world. FlnoBt Calf, perfect flt, and warranted. Congress, Hutton and Lace, all styles toe. As Ftyllsh nml du rabio t\n < thoso costing or $6.-0 AV. !.. DOUGLAS !5 ?'?.?SO SHOK excels thc M Shoes adver tises by other firiui. (N.m ?ol pl:, up 1 ,0 l.lwi.tf >?VSU..] Itnvs all wear the W. T.. DOU?H.AS S'-J SHOK, tf your (lester docs not keep them. M ud y our usine nu poatal_to W. I? DOUGLAS. llrocUton, MOBSi P?KO'H Kogody for Catarrh is (ho 'jj Host, Easiest to Uso, and Choupcst. Sold hy dmggiats or aont hy mall. COo. 15. T. Huzoltlno, Worrou, Pa. GAKKAWAY BISCUIT. Ono pound of crushed white suyar, four ogg.", a small teaspoonful of soda, tho rind of a lemon nnd carraway seod or nniscseed. Stir tb cae well for ono hour, and thou add by (l?graos one pound of dour, and form into cakes. This recipe ls Gor man; heneo tho dioico given tho cook between carraway and anlsosoed. ?.All alon Aro Klar*,?' said David of old. Ho was probably prompted to tnakii tho abovo remark artur trying some unroUablo catarrh remedy, lind ho huon pormittcd to live until tho present day, and tried Dr. Sago's Remedy, no might bavo had a bettor opinion of man kind. Wo claim that no caso of catarrh eau withstand tho mntflo effects ot' this won derful medicine. Ono trial of it will cou vinco you of its eftloncy. By druggists; Hf ty cents. Tho innoconco of tho intention abates nothing ol' tho mischief of tho example. A l'rlzo In tito i.ul tory of Ufo which ls usually unappreciated until it is lost, perhaps noyer to rut um, in health. What a pricolcss boon it is, and how wo ougb t to cherish it, that lito may not bo a worthless blank to us. Many of tho dis cases that flesh ls hoir to, ami which mako lifo burdensome, snob as consumption (scrofula ol'tho lungs), and other scrofu lous and blood diseases aro completely cured by Dr. R, V. Bierce's "Golden Modi ctd Discovery" af tor all othor remedios haVO failed. Dr. Pioroo's troallso on con sumption mailed for 10 cents in stamps. Address, World's Disponsary Medical As sociation, CO':! Main Street, Huflalo, N. Y. A cold stablo is a bolo in a farmer's pocket. # ? 4 * Delicate disensos of olthor HCX, however induced, speedily and permanent ly curod. Hook io couts in stamps. World's Disponsary Motlical Association, til>3 Main Street, Il?dalo, N. Y. A wiso man should bavo money in his hoad, but not in his heart. Krnzor AxloOronss, Thom ls no need of hoing imposed on if you will insist on havln? tho Frazer Brand ot Axlo droaso. Ono greaslna will Dst two weeks Ile that studies his caso shall starvo or steal, I'l8o'B Romody for Catarrh ls agrooablo t? use. lt is not a liquid or a enulf. Mo. Tho following words, in prated of Du. PIERCE'S PAVOHTTE PRESCRIPTION na a remedy for those delicate diseases nnd weak nesses peculiar to women, must bo ot interest- to dvery Bufferer from such mulndies, They nro fair samples of tho spontaneous expressions with whloh thousunds givo utterance to their sonso of grutitudo for tho inestimable boou of health which has oeea restored to th?m by th6 uso of this world-famed medicino. JOHN E. REO Ap, of MtllfinbceU, Va., writes: "My wile had lioon Bilgering for tAvo or thrco years with femalo weakness, nnd had paid out ono hundred dollars to physicians with out relief. Sho took Dr. Plereo's Favorito Prescription nnd it did her moro good than uii tho medicine given io nor by tho physi cians during the turco years they hud been practicing_ upon her.'J Mrs. GEORGE IIKKUEK, of irc?i/i??d,jjv.*i'~ wriles: "I was a greatBUlIoror from leucor rhea, boarlng-down pains, and pain contin ually across my back. Th reo bottles of your 'Favorito Proscription' restored mo to per fect health. I treated with Dr,-, fur nine months, wit hoot receiving any benefit. Tho'Favorito Prescription' Is thc greatest earthly boou to us poor suffering women," BREW * HER si SUPPnBTER. Mrs. SorniA F. POSWKLT., Wliite Colta?e.O., writes: "1 took cloven bottles of your 'ra vorlto Prescription' nnd ono bottlo of your ' Pellote.' 1 am doing my work, and havo boon for some time. I havo had to employ help for nbout sixteen years boforo I commenced tnk tug your pled lol tl ?. I ha-Ve hud lo wear ? supporter most of tho.time;. thl3 I havo laid aside, and feel ns well us I ever did." ? gp WuTS??1 &IAY ?LBARON, of Nunica, 'Ottawa Co. IT WORKS I Jt/ic/*.. writes: "Your . Favorito Prescription' ".. ,,v,,"w jj lias worked wonders in my case. Again she writes: "Having taken ecvcrnl bot les of tho 'Favorite Prescription' I have re trained my health wonderfully, to tho astonish ment of myself and friends. 1 cnn now ho on ruy feet all day. attending to tho duties ot my household. WOHOEBS. j ti? TREAT!M? THE WmW? ?SISEASE f*S Mnny times women call on their family physicians, suffering, ns they Imagine, ono from dyspepsia, another from heart disease, another from liver Or kidney disonso,*anothor fr?m nervous exhaustion or prostration, another with pain boro or there, nnd lu this way thoynll present, alike to themselves nnd their cimy-going und indifferent, or over-busy doctor, scparnto nnd distinct diseases, for which ho prescribes his pills nnd potions, assuming them to bo such, \ ' Tho physician, ignorant of. tho causo of Buttering, encour i, when, in reality, they aro all only sumptoms caused by como tirages his practico until largo billa aro made. Tho suffering treatment nnd consequent complications. A proper medicine. womb disorder. U'iio p patient gets no better, mit probably worso ny reason of thc delay, wrong .......... uko Dr. Piorco's Favorito Proscription, directed to thc cause would havo cntlroly removed tho disenso, thereby dispelling all thoso distressing symptoms, nud instituting comfort iii3tcadof prolonged misery. Mrs. E _j F. MORGAN, of Ko. 71 Lexington St., FA?S? lioslnn. Mats., says: "Five years ago I was a dreadful sufferer- from uterine troubles. Having exhausted tho skill of thrco phy sicians. I was completely discouraged, nnd BO weale I could with dlfllottlty cross tho room alone. I began taking Dr. Plereo's Favorito Prescription and using tho local treatment recommended lu hfu 'Common Botoso Medical Adviser.' I commenced to improvo nt once. In thrco months I was perfectly cured, and havo had uo troublo since. I wrote tl letter to my family paper, briefly mentioning how my health had been restored, and offering to send tho full particulars to any ono writing mo for thom, and enclosing a ?lut)tped-cn vtlope for reply, I havo received over four hundred letters. In reply, I havo described my caso nnd tho treatment used, and havo earnestly advised them to 'do llkowiso.' From n great many I havo received second Jotters of tliiinke, stating that they had commenced tho uso of 'Favorito Proscription.' had sent tho 81,60 required for tho 'Medical Advisor,' and had applied tho local treatment so fully nnd plainly laid down therein, und wero much better already." A Marvelous Care.-Mrs. G. F. SPRAOUR, of Crystal, Hfich., writes: "I was. troubled with femalo weakness, loucorrhon and- falling of ?tho womb for seven years, BO I had to keep my bed for a good part or tho time. I doctored with un nrmv of diff?rent physicians, and spent largo sums of monev, but reoblvcd no lusting bcnollt. At lust my husband ?>crsu;ule*d mo to try your medicines, which I wno loath to do. iccttuso ? waa prejudiced against Ithcm, and tho doctors '?aid they would do ino no good. 1 finally told my husband that If ho would get mo Boino of your medicines, I would try them against tho advice of my physician. Ho got mo six bottles of tho 'Favorito Prescription/ also six bottles of tho'Discovery,' for ten dollars. I took thrco bottles of ' Discovery ' and four of ' Favorite Prescription,* and I havo boen a sound womun for four yenra. 1 then gave tho balanco of tho medicino to my sister, who was troubled in tho samo way, nud ehe cured herself In n short timo. I havo not hud to tako nny medicino now for almost lour years." Tho treatment of mnny thousands of casos of those citron to weaknesses and distressing ailments tioculiar to females, nt. tho Invalids' Hotel anti Surgical Institute, buffalo, N. Y., has afforded a vast o.vporleneo in nicely adapting and thoroughly testing remedies for tho euro ol' woman's peculiar maladies. Dr. Pierce'* Favorito Proscription Ia tho outgrowth, or result, of this great and valuable experience. Thousands of testimon?ala, received from patients and from physicians who liavo tested it In tho moro aggravated nnd obstluuto cases which had hauled their skill,, provo it. to bo tho most wonderful remedy ever devised for tho relief and euro of suffering women, lt ?B not recommended as n " cure-all," but na a most perfect Spoeillo for woman's peculiar ailments. AH a powerful, Invigorating tonic, lt imparts strength to tito wholo system, ami to tho uterus, or womb and ila ap pendages, In particular, For overworked, "worn-out," "run-down," debilitated teach ers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses, "shop-girls," housekeepers, nursing moth ers, and fccblo women generally, Dr. Pierce's Favorito Prescription is tho great est earthly boon, being unequalled as an appetizing cordial nnd restorative tonic. It ?vomotes digestion and assimilation of food, Address. WO I IK.D'S DISIM cures nanson, weakness of stomach, Indi gestion, bloating nnd eructations of gns. Ai? a soothing nutt strengthening nervine," Favorite Prescription" is un equalled and ?B invaluable in allaying nnd subduing norvous excitability, irritability, exhaustion, prostration, hysteria, spasms and other distressing, nervous symptoms eoinmonlv attendant upon functional and ?iganlo disenso of tho womb, lt induces refreshing Bleep nnd relieves mental anx iety and despondency. Dr. pierce's; Favorito Proscription In u lev i < I ointe m ed I el ne, carefully compounded by nu experienced and skillful physician, and adapted to woman's delieato organization. It 1B purely vogetablo Iii its composition and perfectly harmless In,its elTecte in any condition of the system. "Favorito Prescription ? ls a posi tivo euro for tho most complicated timi obstinate cases of loucorrhon, or "whites," exccsslvo llowlng at monthly periods, pain ful menstruation, unnatural suppressions, prolapsus or falling of tho womb, weak back, "femalo weakness," nntoverslon, r? troversion, bearing-down sensations, chron ic congestion, inllammation and ulceration of tho womb, inllammation, pain und tou dernees in ovarlos, accompanied with "in ternal hont." ? In pregnancy,"Favorito Prescription" la a "mother's cordial," relieving nausea, weakness of stomach and other distressing Symptoms common to that condition, ll' its uso is kept up in tho latter months of gestation, lt BO prepares tho system for de livery as to greatly lessen, and many times nlmost entirely do away with tho sufferings of that trying ordeal. ?Favorito Prescription,'? when taken in counectiou with tho uso of Dr. Plereo's (iolden Medical Discovery, nnd email laxa tivo doses of Dr. Plereo's Purgativo Pellets (Littlo Livor.Pills), cures Liver, Kidney nnd Bladder disensos. Their combined uso also removes blood taints, and (abolishes can cerous and scrofulous humors from tho system. "Favorito Prescription? Is tho only medicino for women sold, by druggists, under a positivo guarantee, from tho manufacturers, that it will glvo satisfac tion In ovory case, or monoy will bo re funded. This gunrantco lins boon printed on tho bottle-wrapper, and faithfully car ried out for many years.. Largo bottles (100 doses) $1.00, or ?Ix bottles for $5.00. pf/" Send ten cents in stamps for Dr. Piorco's largo, illustrated Treat Iso (100 pases) on Diseases of Womon. ; . nar* nm m simo?. ?MIFFA?/O, N. v. 1 .FIRST YOUNO WIFE-"AVhat on earth aro yon doing at that mirror, Ul ara V" Second Young "Wife-"I'm practic ing making wrinkles; Pvc almost for potion how." "Wrinkle-si Of all things! Don't you know a man likes to havo his wlfo look young?" ? "Indeed I do. ' John is going with mo to select a now bonnet this after noon, and if br sots Ids mind on a cheap bonnet ho will discover that it m ikes mo look as old as his grand mother." A eic UTAIN gentleman had a mother in-law with whom ho did not hvo on a very peaceful footing. Thoy wore con tinually quarreling. Finally she died, ?md the son-in-law, a few days after ward, met Jones, who is somewhat of a literary character. "I suppose you havo heard of my misfortune?'' said tho distressed son-in law. "Yes, I read tho sad news." "Well, I want you to get mo a nico epitaph for her; something short." "Yos," replied Um friend, "tho shorter tho bettor, llow would lAt Last' do?" A Horno Knows Wlitit'd AV hat. It is ?aid the race-horses in th? Kast got to lovo Moxio as bad as tho women, and drluk It with tho greatest avidity. Tho oattlo }>rofor it to anything olso whore it grows. It ia now estimated that ono liait' tho mod?rate drinkers and inobriatou of New longland aro drinking only Moxio Newe Food, lt HO. God ho praised. It did not como any too Koon. Its salo is said to exceed anything over put upon tho market. Tho aa;o of swilling drugs and stimulants is getting a sot baok by tho ox tract of tho littlo fodder plant "Moxio," which now scorns to bo coming tho next to tho family physician. WHY Til KY MAIIKIHD.-A gentle man who Interrogated tho married ladles of his acquaintance why they entored the matrimonial stato, .?got theso among other answers: "Because all fools weren't dead yot. " "Because I didn't want to bo a hired girl. I soon found out, though, that 1 was working for my board and clothes." "I threat ened him with a breach of promise suit if ho wouldn't." "Uccauso I. wore storo hair and bought my complexion, ho thought I was 21 instead of 4'3.'' "l?ecauso ho always said I was an ango). Now ho always says ho wishes I was ono." "To seo who was tho best man. I'vo found out I am," FIRST Acron-"Thoro goos Wau konphast, tim famous ped estr?an. Thoy say ho can walk seventy-ilvo miles a day without gottlng tired." Second Actor (just in from tho West) -"Is that soY Ho ought to bo ono of us." -4 MISTUKSS-. "Have I not forbidden you, Marie, to entertain mon in thc kitchen?" Mario--"Oui, madame, but zo voice zat you hear eos not n volco of a man." I "No?" 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I NST1T llTKi No. I lin 11 Modi SI HoMoii, MUSH. WM. Iii l'A lt K T lt, fU.l?., CoitculUnti IMiy.lclan. .Moro than ?no million roplea ?old. lt (renu upon Nervous nml l'hvMcnl Oohlllty, I'rooiaturo Decline, lixlmiisud Vitality, Impaired \ ivor amt Impurities of Hi? Blood, anti the untold nmerle? consequent thereon. Contain* ai? pac?*, substantial ?mt>o**rd bliidln?, full gilt. Wnrranlod um beat popular medical treatise published in tbo r.n?llsh Jandinga. IMce only $1 l>y mall, postpaid, and concealed In a plain wratiprr. Jllvutrutiv? lumpte /rte if you scud now. AUdica* ai ttbovo. Same thii yai-et, * PALMS' B??iNKM Cot.i.voK, Phllidolplila. Tormu only M ia situations furiilrilicil. Wrlto for circulara. to 9fl n day. Sample? wot til Cl.50 FKEB I,lue? not Under tho horan'o feat. Address HaaWSTna'a Bkvmr t Runt IloLDxa, Holly,silo h. , I II k Oroal Gout and Rhcu* S ? SBBSI niatlc Remedy. Oval Ilftx, 34 t round, ld Pilla. ATlT M T* C Obtaluod. Bond stamp for I fe. Vi T O Invoutora' Onida, I* MINGHAM, I'a'O'it Ijiwyer, Westlington, l>. 0. Habit Cured. Trontmontsonton trial. 11 OM A N K lt KM EDY CO.. I.ill'W tto. Ind. ,?i?ASTHI)IA. HERBRAND FIFTH WHEEL! .il roar of axle, pr?venu aeiddenU front iro .ru iiu.-fto.ta, never rattles and leavos ?xl? run .tr n ih. ?iefore yeu buy ft bngay send for frc? ;aiu?a.et describing toll VAluabli improvenioat. THE HERBBANP 00., Fremont, 0., IOurorusrontood by ??..J.H. Hayer, Eas* at onoo; no operation or delay lroiiiiiii.nii?.jH ? Miuyl ny mo.mnds or on ros, Ollloo 631 Arch St,. I'lil Iii. Ilo.irti ? A.M. t> 4 1>. M.. n\'H2) N. MhSt.. 6 to 7 P. M.. ft Burntly 8 to ll A.M Advlca fred RUPTURE ?tcwmfl UT any tu* of Millner Tronblo, iici _ vana Debility, Menial or fbyalcal Weakne? thsV li o t mil o JNerveBltttsraiVUtocur*. SO Cia. HtrbMtilois.Co. IS H. Htb Ot.t rhJU4?lj>M?, Pa, Boll by lU DrufiUt* PENSIONS toSoldlorait Hoir*. Send stamp' (or Oj r J .tl tn. , O >U U IHK J. HAM. Att'/ Washington. 1>. O BEER mitl'.M' Improved 1'aokawee. 2B.\ Hakea 5 gala, of dcllcloua, spark- _ iliii, wholoaomo Lovorage. Bold by riru?tntai valisa foriHo, O. H. HUBgj 48 ti. Pola. Avo., PhlU-, Pa. Vf KO U JJ AT B Uowela & Purify Blood. Dr. Baird'? Iklllo^dOranulo'. 26c.;6botoa, tl, Of druggist)! or by mill, propala I)n. BAUID, Washington, N. J, tie Women thirteen million cakes o? Soap in 1886? u will soon understand wh#?