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DATS FLUTY I WF?.
ttM# spoegh dat?? to aah t e??.
M. ittw vattl Under. tUi p?t
Urooik a edudtr. Mix with % enp
CM of near la ?Meh a tMipooatvl
?f cream of ikriar tea besa sifted.
Bset the vlltM of In eggs with a
pitch of aelt until perfectly etlff. Add
the yolks of*two tad -whip agala.
Mow mix lightly. UtUe by little, with
the swsetened dates klid term Into e
bettered baking dish. Sprinkle orer
the top a half copfel finely chopped
mt meats and bake In e moderate
oven fifteen minutes. Serre with
cream, plain or whlppod. ? Washing
ton Star.
A Candid Anawsr.
Hero Is an Incident that really oc
curred in a school In a Massachu
setts town:
A little girl was discovered In the
aisle between the desks performing
amtlcs, when the teacher, who had
stepped out of the roo\n for a few
tnlnutcs, after first requesting the
children to be orderly, returned.
"Why do I see you there and not
In your seat, Nelly V asked tUs teach*
er.
"Because I did not see you coming
back." answered Nelly promptly.?
New York Times.
She Liked That Best
*T suppose you did all the theatres
and amusement p'scoa on your trip
to London. Mrs. Cameup?"
"Yes. but at most of the ?hows they
Calked so much and I didn't know
what it was all about."
"Which did you lHce tho beat?"
"Oh, the Chrlstmaa pandemonium
? It wis so nice and quiet." ? Balti
more American.
NO THANKS.
**I broke a record today. Had the
last word with a woman."
"Didn't th!nk it possible. How'd It
happen?"
"Why. I said to a woman In the
car. 'Madam, have my scat.' " ? Phil
adelphia Ledger.
Never nsk pardon before >-ou arc
accuscd. ? French.
r
CORKS A I.I. 1TOHIXO K.KU KTIONS.
Glencoe. Md.. Not. 2Lnt, 1307: 'I have had
?csotna on m v h&ad* tor 12 years, aid haw
tried fVArytbiaar I have boeu using Tcr
tbsins 4 days and the results art* trrnat."
flljrn^d, lira. M. Harvey. I'bttbrixk is the
surest, safest, apeediaat cure for ecsnma
and ail other skin diseases, .-old by drug
giai* or aent by mail for 5'Kj. by J. T. Buvr
mi kb. Dept. A. Savannah. Tie.
He doubled his troubles who bor
rows tomorrow's. ? German.
Hicks* Capudine Cur** Women'*
Monthly 1'nin*. Bn<-kache. Nefvouwiit***.
?nd Hcadnrlie. It's Liquid. KfToctH iinini*
diately. Prescribed by phyiician* with
lit*. 10c., 25c.. anil 50c.. at drug ?torea.
A Grateful Bon-in-Law.
H. H. Rogers, on his return voyage
from Bermuda last month said one
evening in the smoking room of his
travelling companion*, Mark Twain:
"He is an incorrigible humorist.
?ven in his most emotional moments
lie can't help being funny.
"When he married in Elmira in
1870 his father-in-law made him a
present of a fine, well-furnished
house in Buffalo.
"The present came as a surprise
~Mark Twain knew nothing of it till,
amid a party of relatives and friends,
be was shown over the luxurious
place. Then when they told him it
was his, tears filled his eyes.
4 'But he was still the humorist,
?nd turning to his father-in-law he
said, though in a voico that, trembled
* little.
" 'Mr. Lanpdon, whenever you're
in Buffalo, if it's as much as twice
a year, you are to como right up
here and take tea. You can stay
all night, too, if you want to. and
it shan't cost yon a cent.' " ? Wash,
ington Star.
To Hold Him.
Nan ? That's a beautiful solitairo
Diek gave you. I wonder if you
know what a fickle young man
be jit
Fan ? Indeed 1 do; that's why I
made him give mo Kuch an expensive
one. ? Chicago Tribune.
Hasty climbers havo sudden falls.
?Herald. So. 33- 'OS.
AliMORT A SHADOW
Gained 20 lbs. on Grape-Nats.
There's a wonderful difference be
tween a food which merely tastes
food and one which builds up
strength and gocrd healthy flesh.
It makes no difference how iriucli
we eat unless we can digest It. It is
sot really food to the system until it
Is absorbed. A Yorkstate woman
?ays:
"I had been a suffeier for ten years
with stomach and liver trouble, and
!had got so bad that the least bit of
food sueh as I then knew, woul<i give
me nntold misery for hours after
eating.
" I lost flesh until I was almost a
shadow of my original self and my
friends were quite alarmod about me.
"First 1 dropped coffee and used
Postum, then began to use Grape
Nuts, although f :?d little faith it
would do mo any good.
"But I continue j to use the food
and have gained twenty pounds In
weight and feel like another person
In every way. I feel as If life had
truly begnn anew for me.
"I can eat anything I like now In
moderation, suffer no ill effects, be ao
my feet from morning until night.
Whereas a year ago they had to semi
me away from home for rest while
others cleaned house for me, this
?prlng I have been able to do It my
self all alone.
"My breakfast l? simply Grspe-Nuts
with cream and a cup of Postum, with
sometimes an egg and a plec?? of
toast, but generally only Grape-Nuts
?nd Postum. And 1 can work until
noon and not feel as tired as one
hour's work would have made me a
year ago." "There's a Reason,"
Name given by Postum Co., Aattle
Oreek. Mich. Read, "The Road to
WeHvllle," In pkgs.
Rver read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to t!me. They
?re gesalar, true, and fall of tinman
Lambert
Mystery.
By IDB, ALEXANDER.
CHAPTER IX. 17
OMllaMd.
"I pretended to take the propoel
tlon of giving her np to Deering into
consideration. Then yon came back,
and I played a last card. 1 asked
you to marry my Elsie. But you
couldn't, or wouldn't."
"Glynn started up. "I don't know,"
he. began.
"Let me finish," Interrupted Lam
bert. "The thought came into my
mind to hide my darling. I ran over
to England, telegraphed to Mrs. Kel
lett to meet me at a neighboring
town, and told her something of my
difficulties.
"A day or twc be/ore the ball Mrs.
Kellett, down at her brother's place,
was laid up with a severe cold, and
was waited on by a faithful old ser
vant who was partly in her confi
dence, and let no one else into her
room; whereas in the night sho had
?lipped out of the house and walked
to the nearest station, where she
caught the first train for London, and 4
came through to Paris, bringing with
her some English-made clothes to
dress Elsie In. I did not warn my
Jewel, lest she should betray any un
easiness, but at the last moment I
made her promise to come home from
the ball ? not to go to Madam's. This
between ourselves.
"Then I met her, and took her into
the kitchen of the empty etage be
low us. I had to contrive to get hold
of the key. She was terribly startled,
but I made her believe her hiding
was essential to my safety. Sho
changed her clothes and tried to oat.
something. We waited until I heard
the concierge going about, for the
danger was in going out. I had
brought Mrs. Kellett in with myself
the night before as soon as the houso
was shut up, so that no voice but
mine was heard whon the concierge
asked, 'Who was there?' Well, they
Bot out exactly as that thief of a de
tective guessed, while tho concierge
was at the pump. They walked qui
etly along over the Pont d'Alma,
where they got rid of the ball dress,
and near, the Invalides took a fiacre;
thus they got off by thb first train.
"Once landed in England, it would
be next to impossible to track them.
In London, they went to a lady's
Ecbool at Clapham, kept by a cousin
of Mrs. Kellett's, whero Elsie was to
go as a teacher without salary.
"I made up my mind to do without
letters for months; only one I must
have, to say she was safe; that was
sent to a false name at Marseilles,
where I Journeyed to get It.
"So I waited ana waited, never
writing to England except to Mrs.
Kellett now and then, letters com
posed for inspection; never remitting
money; waiting, watching for a
chance of seeming to go back to
America; really, of joining my Jewel,
and I found It at last; but there, I
can't say another word. If It hadn't
been for this unlucky Illness, we'd
have been on our way to Australia."
He lay back profoundly exhausted.
'<?>' CHAPTER X.
A Truo Lover's Knot.
Lambert's hearers were silent for
a few minutes. Both perceived the
danger and difficulty of his situation.
To Qlynn 'there seemed but ono
means of security to both ? one he
was the most ready to adopt. As his
wife, Elsie would be out of Deering's
reach. While he thought Lambert
seemed to revive.
"If not inconvenient, I should like
to seo the ring you mentioned," said
Lady Gethin.
"Certainly," said Lambert. "Glynn,
aBk Elsio to bring the little despatch
box from the table in my room."
Glynn went to deliver the message,
and Elsie, who came down stairs, in
quired anxiously if her father was
not overtired. Glynn assured her
that he seemed better for the relief
of complete confidence. "I trust we
shall be able to And a way out of all
his difficulties," he concluded. \
Elsio brought the box, and placing
It in his hands, looked up in his eyoa
with a sweet, frank smile. "If hla
mind is at rest, he will soon bo
better."
"I am sure ho will," said Glynn.
"And you, too," he added, "you
need rest and a sense of security."
"When I seo him well, I too shall
be myself again."
Glynn took her hand and kissed it
reverently. Something of conscious
ness called tho color to her cheek
at tho touch of his lips, and It was
with a faint, delicious glow of hope
that Glynn went back to Lambert,
who, drawing out a key which hun?
to his watch chain, unlocked the box.
After n little search ho produced n
small case from which ho took an
old-fashioned gold ring, two hands
clasped, and a bracelet of tiny tur
quoises on each wrist. "There," said
Lambert, "that is the ring I took
from tho poor fellow's hand aftor he
had breathed his last."
Lady Gothln took it and sat look
ing at it for a moment or two, her '
koen black eyes suffused with tears,
"This Is indeed u message from the
grave," she said, with much emotion.
"I gave this ring to Elizabeth Acton,
a few days before sho married my
relative, Gilbert Deorlng."
"What an extraordinary pleco ol
?vldericeV exclaimed Glynn.
"It corroborates the effect of youi
daughter's remarkable likeness to hei
mother, 'There Is a providence that
shapes our ends,' " said Lady Gethin,
"There is no time to bo lost in
making some arrangement that will
relieve you from this horrible condi
tion of fear and concealment. Let ui
consult my lawyer."
"A lawyer ? no, no!" cried Lam-1
bert. "That would be dangerous."
"We must proceed with infinite 1
cautlbn," observed Glynn. "Deor
lag's position Is a strong one. If we
could gst hold of Vincent?"
"There Is little chance of that,**
Mid Lambert. "If I could only bo
sure my precious Elsie were safe.*
"She shall come and stay with me,"
cried Lady Gethin.
"That would be going Into tbe
lion's jaw," said Qlynn. "This Is my
plan: I have learned to lore your
daughter (aa I still consider her);
let me try and win her; and let us all
keep dsrk till she is my wife."
Lambert stretched out his hand to
grasp Glynn's; he tried to speak In
vain, and burst Into a fit of hysterical
weeDlnK.
"Moreover," continued Glynn sol
emnly, "I promise, that If Deerlng
resigns his bold attempts at revenge,
no love of mere wealth shall 'induce
me to open up the question of Elsie's
parentage or your past life."
The sound of her father's sobs
brought Els?e Into the room, and
broke off the conversation.
( "It Is altogether the most extraor
dinary romance I ever beard of,"
Bald Lady Gethtn, when Glynn called
a few days after these exciting dis
closures. "Suppose I take Elsie
abroad with me. and you follow. You
can be married quietly, and then
snap your Angers at Deerlng."
"You must remember I hare not
yet been accepted. I have not even
tried my chance."
"Pray ilo not lose .any more time.
She would never be puch a fool as to
refuse you."
"Thanks for the compliment. I
dread the complications which would
ensue if she refuses me?"
"Fiddle-dc-dee. She won't refuse
you! I would not refuse you were
I a young lady."
Glynn laughed, and then grew
grave. "I was rather annoyed yes
terday to hoar from Mrs. Kellett, who
is staying at her cousin's school at
Clapham, that she is afraid she is
being watched."
"Well! ' said Lady Gcthin, "I shall
make my preparations for going
abroad; and you go and settle things
with Elsie and her father. By the
way, have you found out now he es
caped from the steamer where Vin
cent absolutely saw him on route for ^
America?"
"By a very clever dodge. Lambert
waited and watched till he found a
needy countryman about his own
height and color, who wishes to go to
New York. He offered to pay this
man's passage from Liverpool If he
would go under the name of Lambert.
This he readily agreed to. ;
It was late before Glynn reached
Garston Terrace.
When he reached the door, the
landlady informed him that Mlssee
"was very much upset and waiting
for him in tho dreeing room." The
moment he entered she flew to him
with outstretched hands, which he
took and tenderly held.
"Why have you been so long?
Oh! I have seen him. He has fol
lowed us here! What shall we do?
?how shall wo escape?"
"Whom have you soen?" asked
Glynn, drawing her to him.
"Vincent!" she whispered. "Ho
did not see me, I am sure. What
can we do? Will you not help us?"
"I would give my life to buy peace
for you. sweetest," cried Glynn, pas
sionately. "Give me the right to bo
with you, to guard you and your
father! I lovo you with all my heart
and soul. Give me a little lovo in
return! be my own dear wife. I
swear, whether you aro or not, that
accurscd American shall do you no
harm. Elsie, beloved; will you bo
mine?" He grasped her har^s tight
ly, and held her eyes with his, as if
he would penetrate her heart's secret.
At first an expression of profoundest
amazement flitted over her face, suc
ceeded by a deep burning blush, as
she shrank ba?k from him. "
"Are you sure this is not compas
sion?" she asked, in a vory low voice.
"Compassion? No; why should It
be compassion? I)o you not feel, do
yon not see, that I love you, as men
rarely love?" A curious, amused
smile stole round Elsie's lips, and
her eyes sunk to tho ground. "What
do you smile at?" asked Glynn, sur
prised In his turn.
"At your change of mind. Some
seven or eight months ago you re
fused to marry me!"
"How do you know?" cried Glynn,
foelfng as if the glowing currents in
his veins were arrested and turned
Jto Ice.
"By means of which I ousht to bo
and am ashamed."
"Toll me."
"You were sitting after dinner with
my father, and I came Into my little
room. Tho curtain was down, but I
heard him say something about 'my
Jewel,' as lie so often caTTocf meV an<T,T'
hesitating, "I listened. I knew it was
shameful, but I could not resist.
What struck me was that he offered
to go away, not to see me. I won
dered what sort of man you could be
to need such an assurance!"
"What could you have thought of
mo?" cried Glynn. "Can you evor
forgive my Insaigp folly?"
"Oh! I didn't mind! These plans
of marriago are often made by
thoughtful parents. You hardly know
me then; It would have been follsh
to agree to what might not have boon
suitable. I did not dream of marry
ing you. You seomod to mo too "
"Old?" suggested Glynn, moro
charmed thai ever with her sweet,
grave simplicity, and thirsting to kiss
tho lovely mouth that spoke so melo
diously.
"No," with a smile, "not old, but
grand; I cannot exactly express what
I mean. I did not want to marry you.
Indeed, I was so taken up with wiia^
my father said about keeping away
from me, that I did not think much
about you."
"Will you thinlc of me now?" ex
clalmod Glynn. "Look at me, dear
?*! read wmj tewt la my . ?
Afw li Ml tin ta ??m
*hov% Mr eafth that Idetlro
U UMn yomr toffjf (
'I am half frl ghtaaed at the 14m.
It to M good (or m; tt to mot wlee
>( row; thosgh I Mb ipwut of the
*orl4, 1 know It aMt bo tod tor uy
man to marry a girt who has boon
obliged to hide, away ai l havt been
??who to sarroaafod With mystery
ind toar, and who OOald mtw. nmr
forsake hsr dear father eren for
you!"
"Eren for me! then 70a love me a
little. Elsie?"
"I do!" with a slight sob. "I lore
your for your loyalty and ? goodness
to my fsther. I lore yon" ? she
stopped and added with gentle sol
emnity ? "for yourself." Yielding to
his passionate embrace, she clung to
him and burst Into a fit of wild weep
ing that surprised and disturbed htm.
*1 hope it Is not wrong to let you love
me." she murmured brokenly; "I do
aot know what Is behind, and If we
must part "
We never shall unless by your
special wish, my own, my life. X
know everything, and you shall know
everything by and by. Will you not
wait and trust your father and me?"
"T will," she returned, and Qlynn
felt her "I will" was equal to an
other's oaio. Sho disengaged herself
from his arms, and stood for an in
stant with clasped hands in silent,
prayerful thought. Glynn waited till
she stirred, and then taking her hand,
began softly to explain to her the
necessity of a speedy marriage, and
Lady Gethln's wish to take her
abroad at once. This Elsie demurred
to; she could not leave her father.
"Let us go and consult him," said
Qlynn.
"Oh, yes; I have forgotten him too
long. Shall we tell him that I saw
Vincent?"
"No, certainly not. The knowledge
will not add to his safety, and may
injure hire. , He must leave this "
"He Is very safe here. Tho house Is
really ours."
"Ah! an excellent plan. But como
to your father ? we must consult
him."
He welcomed them cordially, glanc
ing from ono to the other, as if per
ceiving traces of unusual emotion.
"Lambert," said Glynn, "we have
come to ask your consent. I am so
Infinitely happy as to have won El
Ble's; you will not withhold yours?"
"My God. 1 thank Thee!" mur
mured Lambert. "My child ? my El
sie, you will be safe now, and 1 have
done with life!"
Elsie ran to him, and putting her
arms round his neck, kissed him over
and over attain, exclaiming. "No, my
own dear father, you will begin life
anew; tho best of it is to como. Ho
loves you. too; he will help me to
make you happy."
Elsie left the room, and Lambert,
more contented than in a long time,
said to Glynn: "She will be safe in
your hands."
"As safe na lovo and care can
make her?" said Glynn In a low, sol
emn tone.
"Then it matters little about me,"
said Lambert. ?
"Supposo you let mo see Deoring
on your behalf?" suggested Glynn.
"I might "
I "No, no," Interrupted Lambert
vehemently; "none must meddle with
him but me. Onco Elslo Is away, I
will go and see him. If I could get
out I'd gather strength, and I don't
want to face that scoundrel till I
have the pluck to stand up to him.
Oh, Glynn, Glynn, I feel as If he
would get the better of me!"
"You must keep up your heart,
Lambert, for her sake. If Doerlng
knows that Elsie is, or soon will#be,
my wife, and that you will not press
any claim upon him, he will be glnd
enough to keep quiet." .
"May be so, may bo so. You tell
Elsie to get all ready to start with
Lady Gethln; and, Glynn, promise me
one thing ? never let her know that
I shot her father. Your hand on It."
"I promise you," said Glynn grave
ly.
Another delightful hour with Elsie
and he was obliged to go.
"Before you go," said Elsie, rals
4ng her eyes to his with a grave smile,
"tell me your name! I never heard
It, and I want to know; I want to call
you by some name more familiar than
Mr. Glynn In my thoughts."
"I hope you will, dearest. I am
called Hugh." ~
To be Continued'
Hitchcock and Vorys Go to Hot
Springs.
Hot Springs, Va., Spccial. ? Frank
H. Hitchcock, chairman of the Re
publican national committcc, and Ar
thur I. Vorys, Mr. Taft's chief of
staff, wfll arrive here the first of next
week, at which time an accumulation
of campaign matter will be con
sidered. Mr. Tatft attended the ses
sion of the Virginia State Bar As
sociation here.
Storm Wrecks Airships.
Stuttgart, By Cable. ? Count Zep
pelin's airship, which descended on a
plateau near the village of Echter
dingen, 5 mile.* south of this city,
shortly before 8 o'clock Wednesday
morning, owing lo a defect in one ol
his inoter?, broke away from its moor
ings during a storm at 3 o'clock in
the afternoon, hurst into flames and
exploded. Four persons were injured
by the flying debris. Count Zeppelin
oscapod uninjured. The airship was
completely wrecked.
Lynching Narrowly Averted.
Richmond, Va., Special. ? Jacob I.
Hechler i? believed to be mortally
wounded nnd Iloyal E. Eollerson is in
tho city jail on a charge of attempt
ed murder. Tho shooting took place
in Heehler'a home. Hechler aeensed
?d Ellerwon of improper conduct to
ward his wife, nnd Ellerson shot him
three timos- twice in tho (arm and
once in tho lungs. Frionds of Hoch
ler tried to lynch Ellerson and six
policemen were cngagod for nearly an
hour in getting the man to the station
several persons to shoot him.
The Mcxlcnn porter handles loads ol
400 pounds with raso.
Ufl p. Brock way. 8. Bwoad An,
?aok*. Minn., aftjra: "?(tor lyin* tor
iw months la *
hospital I ?m die
chafed as tncura
U?, and clT?n only
six months to lire.
My heart was affect
ed. I had epeother*
las ? pells and eome
tlmcs (oil uncon
scious. I got so I
couldn't uss my
arms, my eyoelght
was Impaired and
the kid nay secretions were badly dis
ordered. I was completely worn out
and discouraged ,wh?n I began using
Doen's Kidney Pills, but they went
right to the cause of tho 'trouble and
did their work well. I have been
feeling well ever rOnce."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foeter-Mllburn Co., Buffalo. N. T.
A Gentle . Hint.
Senator Fulton at his annual Ore
gon eahnon dinner la Washington,
tokl s tipping story. .
"In Aetorta." he said, "there used to
be an old fisherman who brought me
the first of every month a present of
a splendid salmon from his master. 1
always gave the old fisherman a tip. %
"But one morning I was very <busy
and when the old man brought tne
fteh I thapked him hurriedly, and for
getting his tip bent over my desk
(vxaln. He hesitated a moment, then
cleared his throat and said:
"Senator. a would ye be eo kind aa
to put It in wrltln* that ye didn't give
me no -tip this time, or my wlfe'll
tfttofe I've wont end spent It on rum."
? Washington Star.
BEDS FOR COWS.
Tn drying off a cow It la customary
not to milk her entirely dry the last
few times. But one week after *iis
her wider should be milked thorough
ly dry, said a speaker at the Wiscon
sin farmers' course. If this is not
done the small amount of milk left
In her udder may cause garget. The
farmers were urged to lay a floor of
Inch boards on top of the cemcnt
floorings for cows and calves. Oar
get, caked udder and rheumatism
have resulted from cows lying on ce
ment floor. Experience shows that
calves are much more comfortable
when they lie on boards over the
cement floor.
SILVER HOLDBR3.
The hostess who dislikes serving
cheese, marmalade, sauces and cat
sups In their Jars or bottles has found
the silver covers, which were pro
vided for them a few >ears ago, a
welcomo Invention.
It is only recently, however, that
the prices of thCse covers were not
prohibitive for the housekeeper on a
small income. Now, fortunately, the
boxes to hold cheese, caviar, marma
lade and covers for catsup and Rauce
bottles come in p!ated? silver. They
are so reasonable in price that the
woman of moderate imeana need no
longer be deprived of these dainty ac
cessories to a well-served meal. ?
Mow Haven Register.
Our Restaurants.
It Is a puttie to me thst native
Americans are. as a rule, unsuccess
ful in the conduct of restaurants,
cabarets, poaadas, inns and other
eating-houses. It seems that we must
forever depend cn the Frenchman,
the Hungarian, the German, the Itali
an or the Syran, and now and then
the Spaniard, fer good menls a la
carte or table d'hote nt a reason
able price. Once in a while the
Irish come to the front and are amat
fngly auccossful. I suppose there
Is a kuack In the business which
Am?? icons have not acquired. ? New
York Preaa.
Increaee in Lunacy.
Within tho last half century there
has been a remarkable increase of
lunacy In 'rcland. In 1901 tnerc v/ero
26,050 lunatics In Ireland, or ono Id
every J79 of the population. In 1851
there were only 350 In the entlro
county Antrim and Belfast, but to
day there are 2,800, an Increase of
1,?60. In 1981 the percentage of lun
ettes per 10,000 of the population In
England was 30.4, in Scotland 34, and
In Ireland 80.5. Last year tho fig
f Ing, and perhaps this Is not a mat
ures were: England 40.8 per 10,000
of the population: Scotland, 45, and
Ireland 66.2. ? Boston Herald.
General Alnsworth.
Once an army medl<x>, now major
general, adjutant general and bong of
the whole military works, Fred Cray
ton Alnsworth la flfty-flve years old
nnd atl'il climbing. According to peo
ple whe know, Alnsworth la as am
bitious as Julius Caesar or Napoleon
Bcnr.parte, an< baa a heap moro
R?nae than either. Just now the gov
ernment Is saving $ROO,OOf) with every
passing year owing to Its adoption
of a card Index system invented by
General Alnsworth which makes the
full history of eAch and every pen
ajoner and aoldter Immediately avail
able. He knows everybody In Wash
ington, and everybody knows him ?
and lies hl?n. Happy days, general!
?Washington Rtar.
A NATURAL TIMIDITY.
New Arrival (cautiously) ? "Can I
put my valuables In the safe?"
8t. Peter (Joftlly) ? "No necessity
for that up here. What are you
thinking of?"
New Arrival ? "Well, I've had eo
much trouble with aome of thoee Im
pregnable lnatltutlc?n? down In New
York that I feol kind of nervous." ?
Life.
iwlina.
Oh, it's always hot weather
When good fellows get together,
And ounineu with them was never
bigger.
That prosperity is strong
Is the burden of (he song
Of the buiy flea, mosquito and the
ehigger. ? Indianapolis New*.
Pew sights surpass the confident
manner in which the self-made man
pieks his teeth. ? Daily News.
A man has a grand time when his
family 'is away until he wants to
find his favorite shirts. ? New York
Press.
When your train of thoughts ap
proaches a gloomy crossing blow
your whistle and open the throttle. ?
Hogwallow Kentuckian.
* 'How shall we dress in torrid
weather f" asks an Eastern editor.
He might try an ice cream freezer
and an electric fan. ? Milwaukee Sen
tinel.
A minister says, "wealth turns
people's hearts to stone." Perhaps
that is why so many newspaper men
arc soft-hearted. ? Washington Her
ald.
* 'There is a heart for which I am
calling," sings Judd Mortimer Lewis
at the top of a one foot and a half
poem. Ace, king or Jack? ? Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
Man in Paris is said to be keeping
a lion on the top floor of an apart
ment house. See 110 objection un
less it's a pea green lion with purple
polka dots. ? New York Telegram.
SHE COULD NOT WALK
For Months? Burning Humor .on
Ankle*? Opiates Alone Brought
Sleep ? Krrr ma Yielded to
Cutlcura.
?I hud eczema for over two years. I had
?wo physician*, but they only Rave mp re
lief for a short time anil I cannot enum
erate the ointment* and lotions I used to
no purpose. My ankles were one moss of
sores. The itching and burning were so in
tense that I could not sleep. I could not
walk for nearly four months. One day my
husbund said I had better try the Cuticura
Remedies. After using them three times,
1 had the best night's rest in months un
less I took an opiate. 1 used one set of
Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and l'ills, and
my ankles healed in a short time. It is
now a year since I used Cuticura. and there
has been no return of the eczema. Mrs.
David Brown-. Locke; Ark., May 18 and
July 13, 1907. "
Happy are the miseries that end in
joy. ? Greek.
Tllrks* Ca pi. line Cures Headache,
Whether from colds, heat, stomach or
nervous trouble*. No Accetanilid or dan
gerous drum. It's liquid and acts imme
diately. Trial bottlo 10c. Regular sizes
'25c. and 60c., ut all druggist*.
New-made honor doth forget men's
names. ? Shakespeare.
To Drive Out Mularia and liulld Up
the System
Take the Old Standard Ouova'g Taste
less Chill Tomc. You know what you
are taking. The formula in plainly printed
on every bottle, showing it is simply Qui
nine ana Irou iu u tasteless form, and the
moet effectual form. For grown people
and children. 50c.
Defer not till tomorrow to be wise.
? Congreve.
TGTTBRI?E-A RKL1AULB CURE.
Tkttkbisb is a sure, safe and speeds cure
for oczema, tetter, skin and soalp diseases
and behing piles. Endorsed bv physicians;
praised by thousands who have usod it.
Fragrant, soothing, antiseptic). 60c. at
druggists or by mall from J. T. Biiuptbimb.
Dept. A, Savannah, (?a.
No one can give what he hai not.
? Latin.
SymptffTgs
eraia
Cleanses the System Ettect
L/leanses the System Effect
ually; Dispels Colas andneaar
ackes duo to Constipation;
Acts naturally, acts truly as
a Laxative.
Best j forMenVfemen and Cnila
lo gel lis Denejtctal.LjjecTs
Always buy me Genuine vvkich
nas ike jtul name of tV?e Com
pany
Rg Sthup Co. 4
by whom it is monufactured , printed on the
front ofevoi^ packn&c.
SOLD WALL LEADING DftUGGISl>
one size only, regular price 50< p?r bollle
FOURTEEN HUNDRED AND
SIXTY-FIVE MEN
with teams are selling our products to
FARMERS In thirty four different States.
Seventy useful articles that country people
need. We furnlth the goods and give agents
time to turn them Into money. Address,
J. R.Watkins CO., Winona. Minn.
WOOD. IKON ANT> STEEL
TIE COME MB SEE SBM
This sign is permanently attached
to the front of the main building of
the Lydia B. Pinkham Medicine
Company, Lynn, Mass.
What Does This Slra Mean ?
It means that public inspection of
the Laboratory and methods of doing
business is honestly desired. It means
that there is nothing about the bus
iness which is not "open and above
board.**
It means that a permanent invita
tion is extended to anyone to come
and verify any and all statements
made in the advertisements of Lydia
?. PinkhanTs Vegetable Compound.
Is it a purely vegetable compound
made from roots and herbs ? with
out drugs ?
Come an<l See.
Do the women of America continu
ally use as much of it as we are told ?
Come and See.
Was there ever such a person as
Lydia E. Pinkham, and is there any
Mrs. Pinkham now to whom sick
woman are asked to write ?
Como and See.
Is the vast private correspondence
with sick women conducted by
women only, and are the letters kept
strictly confidential ?
Como and See.
Have they really got letters from
I over one million, one hundred
thousand women correspondents ?
Come and Sec.
Have they proof that Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
cured thousands of these women ?
Como and See.
Tli is advertisement is only for
doubters. The great army of women
who know from their own personal
experience that no medicine in the
world equals Lydia E. Pinkliam's
| Vegetable Compound for female ills
will still go on using and being ben
efited by it; but the poor doubting,
suffering woman must, for her own
sake,l>e taught confidence.for she also
might just sis well regain her health
$100.00
REWARD
Wo ofTeronehundrnri
dollars reward for
any case of pneumonia in any family whoro
thoy use G<?>#e (.rci.no an directed. If you
ever know or hear of any i>uch cmc, pli are
inform as and wo will i>ay them the reward.
GOOSE GREASE LINIMENT CO.
Gr+*natx>ro. AT. C.
TOILET ANTISEPTIC
Keeps the breath, teeth, mouth and body
antiseptacally clean and free from un
healthy germ*life and disagreeable odors,
which water, soap and tooth DreDarations
alone cannot do. A
germicidal, disin
fecting and deodor
izing toilet requisite
of exceptional ex
cellence and econ
omy. Invaluable
for inflamed eyes,
throat and nasal and
uterine catarrh. At
drug and toilet
stores, 50 cents, or
by mail postpaid.
Large Trial Sample
THE PAXTQNT QILETCO Boston, MaVs!
?68 to ?? 1 Pnft Bonrd.TnlHoo nod
Bril for ><MtoH af Nlio Month# nt
PIEDMONT scToHou
Ptr t?fj*?n<t rlrla T.n* ?ra?4 beat rd?
?Hlorii At foot of m?? Rltlte Mn|bI1<
teat ??k?not y. Ko nnlarU Mlarral w*t?r.
Open* Aug 1 ?. 'I ? l?r Mt?!ot** wrIUto
w. d. burns.
PIEDMONT COLLEGE
DCMORCST, OA.
Hoatthfnl mountain location. He*ular Preparatory
?nd Kinrawi ronnoi In Batlnaaa,
lH>meatic Bolanoa tml Mu*lc. Hn[?rlor i>lriinti(M.
prlro*. For catalogue ami furthor Infor
mation Milnw
HENRY C. NEWELL, Acting PresiM.
LOMBARD COMPANY, AUGUST A, OA
Dropsy If
Remove* all awel'iln^ in 8lo?
Amy? ; efTecta a permanent cur*
In joto Co dlf|, Trial treatment
gl*er free. NotMpgean be fairer
Write Dr. H. H. Cro*n'8 Son*.
SotclalUt*. Bo* s n?
Bo. 33-'03.
American Cotton College HS!!<*
For the education of Farmers, CUrki, Merchant*, Warehousemen, Cotton
Bvytn, Manufacturers, and all others, young or old, who ara unable to clanify
??id put the correct valuation on 18 Grade* of Cotton. Thirty dr j scholarship* in
our sample rooms, or six week*' ccrretpondenco course under eip?rt cotton men
will complete you. Big demand for cottc .1 grader* and cotton buyers. Session open*
Sept. 1st. Correspor ence course year round. Write at once ror furti ?r particular* j
??TAW.i?HCO 10 n ADI
MILL^DGtVILLC. GCORG1A
UrftM Mid beat ociuiped acHool SoutH Lapert management
R?ilt~wJ wire connection*. Poaitiona jfiaranteed Railrood (are*
paid Board at coat Open y?*f aroinvl. Write for rAt>lo<riie J")
Great demand for operator*
'FiGRAPHY FREE ! BookktAping unci Shortbtnd at Hnlf Rnt* t ??r Ann*?i omi
11* Ommn? it half ra*? *o alt ?tnHm.t* who ?nrnll ?m(.>r?th? *th of lt*Pur)w, <?or r m| .J i ' '*? w" ."m 0?Jrl?V/ T?l?a?? Jir< '?**
IffN JMIIMMM, two (ton niitinn ItillillUi nrwl the ?mt l>.,n?lt..r? In (mOi i!^ ' "" Coo?f?lotn. Il wltkf )<>Mt.nn Artwl.ii> \T?t?r.
Wrlu. frn iWrM?d ????? A 8 WRIEST fl* ^K^ITtA >l\"7\Syt^ ;? i( , V *' ' - ?"?/. I,">"lfc
Al. h; ll< Ol.. ?hb villi*
i ??? ? ? ? minw ii mi
Pale Delicate Women amd Girls
The Old Standard GROVE'S TASTELESS CIIILL TONIC, drives out Malari^ and builds up tho
nystemi. You know what you are taking. The formula in plainly printed ou every bottle, showing it
i3 simply Quinine and Iron in a tasteless, and the nlo:;t effectual iorm. For adults and children. 30c.
MM? ? M: ii m? iw.jilm.mm?*- ?