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??r, to oiMti?a amor plates oC r?>
wlnrrH eoacme, eovartd with thin
plataa of itMl, ?? a protection against
tk? Immediate (CmU of the Impact of
sheila. Concrete armor plaisa, ?TM
vbM re-enforced tor stoat aad close
ly Inlaid Iron bar*, moat obviously
bo mwi thicker than hardened steel
armor, bat as tbe apeelllc gravity
of tbe material la oaly one-third that
of steel tbe weight of tbe armor need
sot bb Increased, while its cost may
be rery greatly diminished. The snb?
stjtutlon of re-enforced concrete for
steel armor on a first class battleship
?would effect a considerable saving.
The practicability of the substitution
will be decided by the result of ex
periments, soon to be made, on the
effect of shots on the re-enforced
concrete plates. ? Scientific American.
Ssven-Year Alibi Wins.
That In the seven years he has been
married Henry Langevln has never
been out of the house sfter 7 o'clock
at night was the ooncluslve alibi he
established In court recently when
he was arraigned on a charge of steal
ing chickens from Constable Joseph
Demoran and Judge Alvan Day.
Over 200 hens were stolen and Lan
gevln was srrested. He swore that
he had not been out of the house on
the night of the theft, nor any other
night, for any cause whatever since
he hsd been married. His wife swore
that he always was home before 7
o'clook at night and that never since
he had been married had he gone
cat. The Judge accepted the evidence
and discharged Langevln. ? Middle
boro (Miss.) Dispatch to Philadelphia
Record.
Genera! Ainsworth.
Once sn srmy medico, now major
general, adjutant general and boss of
the whole military works. Fred Cray
ton Ainsworth Is fifty-five, years old
and still climbing. According to peo
ple who know. Ainsworth is as am
bitious as Julius Caesar or Napoleon
Bonaparte, and has a heap more
sense thsn either. Just now the gov
ernment is saving 1500,000 with every
pssslng year owing to its adoption
of a card index system invented by
General Ainsworth which makes the
full history of eaoh and every pen
sioner and soldier immediately avail
able. He knows everybody in Wash
ington, end everybody knows him ?
and lies him. Happy days, general!
?Washington Star.
Hicks* Capudlne Cures Headache,
Whether from Cold, Heat, Stomach, or
Mental Strain. No Acetanilid or dnngerous
iruga. It's liquid. Kffecta immediately.
10c.. 25c.. and 50c., at drug stores.
SIMPLE CLEANING PROCESS.
Many of us embroider linen or
lawn shirt waists, or linen center
pieces and dollies, for our friends.
Many of us too, though naturally
neat, will find our work soiled before
It Is finished. But If one desires to
make up the material or give it to a
friend without washing It may be
made perfectly clean by sprinkling
thlokly with French chalk and roll
ing up for a few days. Th* chalk
may then be eastlv shaken out. and
an immaculate ght presented with
out destroying, the original finish to
the fabric. ? Harper's Bazaar.
Preposterous.
An aged Jessey farmer, visiting a
circus for the first time, stood be
fore the dromedary's cage, eyes pop
ping and mouth agape at the strange
beast within. The circus poper began
and the crowds left for the main
ahow, but still the old man stood be
fore the cage In stunned silence,
appraising every detail of the mls
shspen legs, the cloven hoofs, tb? pen
dulous upper lip snd the curiously
mounded back of the sleepy-eyed
beast. Fifteen minutes paused. Then
the farmer turned away and spat dis
gustedly.
"Shucks! They ain't no such anl
TOO BUSY.
"Do you keep a cow since you've
got Into your suburban home?"
"No. It's all I can do to keep my
neighbors' chickens." ? Chicago Reo
ord-Herald.
A green winter makes a fat eburch
y?r<l- So. 25- 'OS.
"TWO TOPKR8."
A Teacher's Experience.
"My friends call me 'The Postum
Preacher,' " writes s Minn, school
teacher, "because I preach the gospol
of Postum evorywhero I go, and have
been the means of liberating many
'coffee-pot slaves.'
"I don't care what they call me so
long as I can help others to see what
they lose by sticking to coffee, and
can show them the way to steady
nerves, clear brain and general good
health by using Postum.
"While a school girl I drank coffee
and had fits of trembling and went
through a siege of nervous prostra
tion, which topk mo three years to
rally from.
"Mother coaxed me to use Postum,
but I thought coffee would give me
strength. So things went, and when
I married I found my husband and I
were both coffee topers and I can
sympathize with a drunkard who
tries to loave off his cups. ? j\ ?
"At last In sheer despe'ratloa. I
bought a packago of Postum. fol
lowed directions about boiling It.
served It with good cream, and asked
my husband how he liked the coffee.
"We each drank three cups apiece,
snd what n satisfied feeling It left.
Our conversion has lasted several
year* and will continue as long as
we live, for K has made us new ?
nerves are stoady, appetites good,
sleep sound and refreshing."
"There's a Reason." Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek. Mich.
Read "The Road to Wellvllle," In
pkgs.
Ever , read I he above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. Tliey
are genuine, true* and full of human
Interest.
Lambert
Mystery.
By MRS. ALEXANDER.
CHAPTER VL 11
Continued.
"Two ladles, one young, fair, blue
eyed and English: the other elderly.
German or Russian, welf dressed and
well bred. arrived the day before yes
terday at tho Hotel des Trots Couron
nes. They keep most retired, and
only go out In a covered carriage, to
the convent of the Beguines. The
younger lady weeps a good deal, and
often mentions the word 'father* with
emotion. They have told their land
lord that they await the coming of
the young lady's father."
"This sounds more promising,"
cried Glynn, all eager attention.
"Were M. Lambert here he might
take the Journey to Bruges, and
Identify them. Probably he Is the
father they expect."
"I wish he were here, but, in his
absence, I will undertake the Jour
ney: I can Identify Miss Lambert."
"Do you think her fath~r will
thank you?"
*1 do. C?n you doubt his agonis
ing Impatience until he can get tid
ings of .his daughter?"
"No: but there is something In
affair I cannot quite fathom."
There was a pause. "I suppose,"
resumed Glynn, "there is- no objec
tion to mv visiting the ladles your
agent describes?"
"None; in the absence of the
father."
"Then I shall start at once. Give
me a line of Introduction to your
representative. I shall telegraph to
you the result of my Journey. No
doubt you will see M. Lambert back
to-morrow."
M. Claude wrote the desired let
ter, and armed with It, Glynn left
the bureau.
A rapid Journey followed, a Jour
ney such as men make in bad dreams,
with a curious sense of acting under
some hideous malignant influence, a
depressing anticipation of coming
failure. Often in after-life the mem
ory of that Journey came back as the
most painful experience of all he had
ever known for years ? it haunted
him with thrills of horror. Little he
heeded the quaint aspects of the old
mediaeval town, though the picture
of the streets through which he was
conducted to the Hotel des Trols
Couronnes remained forever stamped
upon his memory.
His anticipations were fulfilled.
The ladies were both total strangers
to him; he had therefore nothing for
it but to apologizo and retire.
Back in Paris, where Lambert had
not yet returned, and M. Claude re
ceived him with cold displeasure. M.
Claude was growing impatient at the
unwonted failure of his emissaries.
It was now six days since the disap
pearance of Miss Lambert, and not
the faintest clue had been found by
which to trace her.
The keen-eyed chef de la sureto
threw into the pursuit with all the
energy of his nature all the profes
? slonal pride that a high reputation
could Inspire. There was not a town
of any Importance in Europe where
his researches did not penetrate, and
yet the days rolled on. and not a trace
was to be found of the missing girl.
To Glynn the terrible darkness,
which seemed closing In deeper and
deeper with each succeeding day over
the. fate of the fair girl he had
learned to love so passionately, was
appalling. He chafed against his own
hopelessness, he exhausted himself in
conjectures and restless going to and
fro.
When Lambert came back from his
fruitless Journey to Marseilles, he
seemed sunk in a strange, sullen
apathy, nor did he accept Glynn's
well-meant efforts to comfort and
sustuin him with cordiality.
"I do not know where I mny have
to go, or what I may have to do," he
said to Glynn. "I'll hang on here till
my time Is up, and then I'll take a
room somewhere and just wait. You
are very good. Glynn; you could have
done no more If you had been my
poor darling's afflancod lover. I lit
tle knew you were a rich man, and
partner In a great firm when I offered
you her poor little portion."
"Do not speak of It," said Glynn,
with Inexpressible emotion; "but
treat me as a trusted friend. Tell me
what conjectures you have formed aa
to her fate."
"I believe she Is dead," said Lam
bert In a broken voice and covering
his face. "Had she been in life she
would have managed to communicate
with me. Now 1 have nothing left
to live for but revenge."
"Have you any Idea where to di
rect your vengeance?"
"I cannot answer yes or no yet,
though If I'd answer any one It would
be you, Glynn."
"That means 'Yes,' " returned
Glynu.
I..aml>ert did not reply. He seemed
sunk in gloomy, hard resignation to
a detested destiny. "You shouldn't
wait on here, Glynn," he resumed,
after a minute's silence. "You cau
do no good? as they didn't find her
within the llrst week it will Just be
a waiting gauie. We'll hit on the
truth Just by accident, that will be
the way of It.
But Glynn ro-ild not tenr himself
from I'arls. How often he recalled
the circumstances under which he
had uttered these words to Elsie;
they were aluiOKt the last he ha,J
spoken to her. lie could almost heaf
? he sort, tremulous tones In which she
promised to listen to his reasons for
not being able to tear himself away.
No, It was Impossible that she could
have had the smallest anticipation
of the dreadful catastrophe which
awaited her. Yet her very last word*
? her last look haunted him. The
questioning, wondering glance, the
half whisper ? "you puzzle me!"
Twice during this miserable period
of indecision Glynn encountered Vin
cent ? once on the stair leading to
Lambert's abode, and once In the
Boulevard*.
In the first Instance he greeted
Glynn with the frankest expression
of sorrow and sympathy (or the great
misfortune which had befallen Lam
bert, mentioning his own deep grief,
and his compassionate forgiveness ot
L4mbert's Injurious accusations
against himself.
Glynn found Lambert in a state of
furious excitement after this visit,
and uttering violent half-unintelli
gible threats against Vincent.
On their Becond meeting Glynn
tried to pass him. but in vain, and
was obliged to listen to a string of
suggestions and conjectures respect
ing the supposed fugitive which near
ly drove him to throttle his interlo
cutor and fling him into, the street
under the hoofs of the passing horses,
especially as he felt that Vincent's
small, penetrating, watchful eyes
were intently, searchingly fixed on
his face while he spoke.
At length letters from his partners
obliged him to quit the scene of so
much suffering and disaster.
It was with the deepest reluctance
that Glynn bid Lambert good-bye.
The unhappy father ?HH wore the
same aspect of helplesness. of sullen
submission to the irrestlstlble. He
scarcely heeded Glynn's announce
ment of his immediate departure, and
merely answered his ardent request
for the earliest information respect
ing any crumbs of intelligence in the
affirmative. He put Glynn's card in
his pocketbook mechanically. Yet he
wrung his hand hard at parting, and
bid God bless him, brokenly ? yet
heartily.
Glynn, not satisfied with Lambert'a
promise, obtained an Interview with
M. Claude, who was even more curt
and Immovable than ever. He. how
ever, condescended to promise that he
would not fail to let him know should
any trace of the missing girl be
found.
The second day after he had re
sumed his attendance at the office he
found himself too faint and dizzy to
continue the writing on which he was
engaged. His head ached Intensely,
his pulses throbbed. He rang, and
began to explain to the clerk who
answered his sumomns that he felt so
ill he must return home; but before
he could finish his sentence he fell
heavily at the feet of his startled
hearer. He was conveyed carefully
to his own residence, which he did
not leave for many weeks ? not till
he had been brought to the verge of
the grave by a fierce t>raln fever.
CHAPTER VII.
Wlll-o-'-the-Wisp.
A new year was opening on the
just and unjust ? the fortunate and
the unfortunate. Lady Gethln had
arrived in town after a prolonged
Christmas visit to some attentive rela
tives In one of the midland countries.
It was the day after her return.
She was thinking, with an unusually
softened expression on her strong
face, of her favorite. Hugh Glynn.
She had been intensely anxious about
him during his severe illness. She
had constantly visited his sickroom,
and satisfied herself that nurses and
servants were doing their duty.
When his life was despaired of, she
was grimly still, silent, and enduring,
but she knew that all the woman In
her somewhat masculine nature had
gone out, in maternal affection, to her
husband's nephew.
When ho was slowly struggling
back to life and strength she accom
panied him to a south coast bathing
place, and gave him the great benefit
of her companionship, for she knew
how to be sympathetically silent, as
well, as congenially talkative. In
this prolonged tetc-a-tete Glynn grew
sincerely and gratefully attached to
the outspoken, free-thinking old
woman.
Attachment brought confidence,
and before they parted Hugh Glynn
had told her the strange history of
his sudden love for Elsie Lambert, of
the hold it had taken of him in spite
of reason, prudence, worldly wisdom
? every motive that ought to guide
a man of his maturity and experience.
He even confessed to the weakness
of regretting he had rejected Lam
bert's proposal of marriage with his
daughter.
In the story of Elsie's disappear
ance Lady Gethin was profoundly in
terested, though to Glynn's disap
pointment and indignation, she did
not hesitate to declare her belief that
the young lady eloped voluntarily and
had probably since informed her
father of her whereabouts ? a fact he
might think It wiser not to divulge.
Reviewing these conversations.
Lady Gethin sat forgetful of her
book, whon the objoct of her thought*
was announced.
"Why didn't you come to dinner?"
she exclaimed, holding out her hand.
"Because I have been dining ear
lier than usual at the house of a
cousin of mine in the suburbs, where
I have been officiating as godfather to
his first-born son."
"A very patriarchal proceeding.
Who Is this cousin ? do f know hjm?"
"I think not; he Is a cousin on my
mother's side, i'.nd has a cure of souls
at Clapham."
"Well, Hugh, and how nro you?
You look better and stronger."
"I am! 1 have turned the corner
and am beginning to pull mechani
cally against the collar once more."
Lady Gethin looked earnestly at
hltn. Ho seemed taller than ever ?
gaunt and bony. His dark face was
very colorless, his eyes sunken; yet
his attitude and air had less of lassi
tude than when they had parted la*?t.
"You have been across the Chan
nel?"
"Yes; 1 ran over to Paris for a lit
tle change, Just before Christina*.
Paris drafts r.ie like a maguat."
"Beautiful an mr; fett.tUr* la
alechief la the air. Howmr, I aa
to prophet. I wandered about the
>M eeeaee like a troubled ghost, and
( saw Lambert."
"Indeed! I wish. Hash, you would
?reak away from all the painful nego
tiations with that man; you caa do
ilm no good."
"True; but I hare the moet pro
found pity (or him, all the more tbat
lie seems by no means glad to eee
me. I fancy hie terrible misfortune
las affected his brain. He le sullen,
ind averse to speak of anything that
leads up to the subject of his lost
laughter, and yet ne looks in sur
prisingly good health."
I "He has not had a brain fever, "J
I laid Lady Gethin, slgnflcantly. "I
luppose no trace whatever has been
liscovered?"
"Not the faintest. I succeeded In
obtaining an Interview with M.
Claude, who reluctantly admitted
:liat the French police have rarely
ocen so baffled."
"It is a most extraordinary case,"
laid Lady Gethin, and then hastened
:o change the subject. "I have had
rather a pleasant time of It at the
Klngsfords'. I went down the day
before Christmas and only returned
yesterday. The Deerlngs put up there
!or two nights on their way to Lord
Arthur Savllle's. Lady Frances was
looking a little more alive; and real
ty Deering can be very agreeable."
"He is, I suspect, a tremendously
white-washed sepulchre."
"I cannot understand your sus
picions of Deering," returned Lady
Gethin; "as to his being mixed up
with the Lambert affair, it is mere
nonsense. What on earth could he
have to do with such a man as you.
lescribe Lambert? He might have
met him in a train, or on a steam
boat, or a horse race, but it is impos
sible he could have known much of
him."
"He did, however, I am certain."
said Glynn, slowly and thoughtfully;
"and you would agree with me had
you seen them together. There was
deadly enmity as well as acquaint
anceship between them."
"Well, perhaps so," she returned.
'Will you have a cup of coffee. Hugh?
It will rouse you, you look sleepy and
distrait."
"Thank you; a cup of your coffee
will do me good."
Lady Gethin rang and ordered
some to bo brought, talking cheerful
ly on a variety of subjects. But
Glynn's attention wandered while he
lipped the refreshing beverage, and
as he put down his cup Lady Gethin
exclaimed, "I don't think J'ou have
heard a word I have been saying!"
"Yes," he exclaimed, starting from
his thoughts, "I have heard, but, I
confess, not taken In the sense of
what you have been saying. I am
perhaps foolishly excited by an Inci
dent which occurred to-dav, and as
you are tolerably acquainted with all
my weakness you may as well hear
this instance too. I was, as I told
you, at Clapham to-day; after the
christening of my little godson we re
turned to luncheon at Heathcote's?
at my cousin's house, and when the
other guests had left he asked me
to smoke a cigar with him in the
garden. As we talked and walked
up and down beside a railing and
hedge of holly, which separates
Heathcote's garden from the noxt, I
heard some one speaking at the other
Bide, and as I listened I could have
aworn that the voice was Elsie Lam
bert's. It was soft and low, yet won
dorfully distinct; then a highly
pitched woman's voice declared in
French that she feared some task
would be difficult. Again the voice
that made my heart stand still said,
'Difficult, but not insurmountable;
kindness and steadiness will over
come so much; 1 would trust them
too' ? Then I ceased to catch the
words, though the well known tones
came to me again, ns the speakers
ovldently turned away. Great heav
ens! I hear It still. It was Elsie's
voice! I lost my head for a moment;
I rushed to the railing, and thrusting
my arms beneath them, tried to tear
away some of the branch to look
through. My cousin thought I had
lost my senses, and begged for an
explanation. I told him I felt certain
that a lady I had been seeking in
every direction was at the other side
of the hedge. He said the adjoining
grounds belonged to a ladles' school,
and I asked him to accompany me to
the house, and back mo up In my in
quiries, as he was known to the own
er and the teachcrs. At last he con
sented. The parloylng occupied some
time, then we had a walk round by
a road which ran the length of the
two gardens, to turn again on reach
ing the common, and go a little way
back to the gate of Montperler
House; altogether twenty minutes
must have elapsed from tho time I
first heard the voice before I rang
the bell at Mrs. Storrer's. As we ap
proached a cab was driving away. On
asking for the head of the establish
ment, we were informed that no one
was at home but the head governess
and tho French teacher. Heathcote
sent up his card and begged to bo
allowed to speak to one or both of
tho ladlcp."
To bo Continued,
Thaw to Stay in Jail.
New York. Special. ? Ilnrry K.
Thaw will remain in t!te I'oughkeep
sic jail, pending an application of his
counsel to Justice Howling, of I he Su
preme Court, for a change of the or
der romtnilling liitn to t lie State Hos
pital for the Insane nt Mattewnn.
TH < decision was rendered 1? v Justice
M oiseliauser, of l'oiiifhkeep<ie, after
lioni inir arguments of counsel in this
city en a motion to transfr Thaw
'o a New York State asylum other
than nn asylum for insane convicts.
Trouble Botv/con Chinese and Japs in
California.
Ran Francisco, Special. ? Enmity
between the Japanese nri('< Chinese in
Hie Kast has spread to the count ry
mon hero. The Japanese are boy
cotting Chinese merchants in tho
coast cities in retaliation for the ac
tion of the Chinese in the Orient. The
feling is becoming aeutc and it is
feared that racc conflicts may de
velop.
?
The '
General Demand _
?f t he Well-Informed of the Wodd has*
always bt? for a iiwplw, pi ee sent and
tffleiirt liquid laxative nmejj of known
value; a laxative which physicians oould
MMtfaw for family uee beeauee ite com
ponent parte are known to them to be
wholeeome end truly beneficisl in effect,
acceptable to the system end gentle, yet
prompt, in action.
In supplying that demand with ite ex
cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of Senna, the California Fig Syrup
Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies
on the merits of tho laxative for its remark
able success.
That is one of many reasons why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is given
the preference by the Well- Informed.
To get its bencficial effects always buy
the genuino ? manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale
by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents
per botUe.
? ii
DEMAND FOR EMPLOYMENT.
The demand for employment by
educated women la greater propor
tionately In England than In any oth
er country. Nowhere In ther world la
the dilemma of a woman aocustomed
to luxury and suddenly thrown on
her own resources so distressing as
In England. This problem was dis
cussed recently at a great confer
ence In London, where repreeentatlve
women of England, Ireland and Scot
land met to decide on the beet means
to help educated women to earn a
living wage.
Mrs. Grundy.
Mrs. Grundy Is a person mentioned
in. but not Introduced as a character
In Morton's j?Jay of "Speed the
Plough." She is a near neighbor of
one Dame Ashfiold, who. In all the
concerns and doings of her dally life,
manifests great solicitude as to what
Mrs. Gruady would say, "What will
Mrs. Grundy say?" has accordingly
passed into a' proverb, meaning,
"What opinion wftl the eminently vir
tuous and respectable portion of so
ciety pass upon your actions?'* ? St
IjouIs Post-Dispatch.
WOT7LD MAKE A FINE WITNESS.
"This kid," declared the New York
broker, "is no good as an office boy.
He has absolutely do memory.*'
"Well," Inquired the Junior partner,
"shall we fire him or take him lntr
the firm?" ? Kansas City Journal.
ONE WOMAN'S ENIXJUANCE.
Southern Woman Suffers Tortures
For Tears.
Racked and torn with terrific pains,
nightly annoyed by kidney irregular!
ties, Mrs. A. 8. Payne,
of 801 Third Are..
So., Columbus. Miss.,
suffered for years.
She says: "The palnn
In my back, sides and
loins were so terrible
that 1 often smoth
ered a scream. Every i
move meant agony.
my rest was Broken by a troublesome
weakness and the secretions teemed
to bnrn like acid. 1 was In an awful
condition and doctors did not seem
to help. Doan's Kidney Pills bene
fited me from the first and soon mads
me a strong and healthy woman.**
For sale by all dealers. 60 cents a
box. Fostsr-MIIburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The less money a man makes the
more he has ? if he isn't married.
FITS, St. V ittu'Danr* :N *>rvoun Disease* per
manently curod by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve
Ifvestorer. $2 trial bottle and treatise free.
Dr. H. R. Kline. Ld..8?l Arch St., Phila., Pa.
To he asked to do that which you
know how to do ? that is Opportunity.
Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrupfor Chttareti
teethi n g, softens * hegums, reduced nHam mo
tion, allays pain,c tee wind colic, 25c a bottle
It is not a disgrace to fail, but it
is a crime not to try again.
KKBr TOUR SKIM HXALTIT.
Tsttssims toss don* wssdsrs for suffer
ers from asssiaa, let t?r, ground itoh, ery
? Lp?la?. IM?M sore haul. Uim ohsres and
sitter for sis of skts diseases. In aggravat
ed esses of sstsi lis esvss ksvs bsee mar
?sHme sad IfeossasflS et people slog Its
5 raises. Its. si 4r*fcUt? or by nail from
. T. Iwmnrs, Dept. A, Savsnssh, Ga.
A Qsntle Hint.
Senator Fulton at his annual Ore
gon salmon dinner In Washington,
told a tipping story.
"In Astoria" he said, 'there used to
be an old fisherman who brought me
the first of every month a present of
a splemdid eahnoo from his master. 1
always rave the old fisherman a tip.
"But one morning 1 was very 'busy
and when the old man brought the
fWh I thanked him hurriedly, and for
getting his tip bent over my desk
affxdn. H>e hesitated a moment, Ihen
cleared his throat and said:
"Senator, would ye be so kind as
to put It in writln' tha< ye didn't give
me no Mp this time, or my wlfr'll
th-ln'k I've went and spent it on rum."
? Washington Star.
Why He Could Not Change.
The story Is told of a Dutchman
who c.ertaVnly needed the service of
the far-famed "Lady from Philadel
phia," if ever any one required her
assistance.
He was assigned to a sent In the
coach which obliged him to ride back
ward through the Black Forest. At
the first a'.opplng place he asked the
po3tmr.ster to give hlni another seat,
saying It made him 111 1o ride back
ward.
"Ask the man opposite to change
with you," said the postmaster, gruffly.
"But there Is nobody opposite *c
me."' complained the Dutchman, "so
I cannot ask Ihlni." ? Youth's Compan
ion.
Itetyralfif CImoIl
A N?w York *41 tor laid 4owi ?
Wttsr wit* a lsagh.
- "A totter from W. W. Jtctb*. tho.
English humorist/' kt Mid. "ImUi
lag to wrlto me a Chrlitmu story
at a dollar a word. That was not
what made mo lanfh, though.
"Mr. Jacobs tells ne la this letter
?(boot an American correspondent of
his own name. The Americas W.
W. JscObs wrote to the English one
recently. He said he. too. aspired
to literary laurels, but so far with
out success. He had a proposition to
make. He propoeed that the two
work tn lartnorshlp, (he supplying
the Ideas, the other writing the Ideas
up."
The editor took up Mr. Jacob's let
ter and read from it:
"My American namesake then told
of a dream he had had. in which this
partnership arrangement evidently an
swered satisfactorily; so satisfactor
ily. indeed, that publishers' checks
came in so fact and furious that the
majority of them had to be returned
as 'unavailable' ? a happy state which
none of us. or very few, ever reach."
?Washington Star.
ANTIDOTE FOR SKIN DISC ASKS
Thai's what tkttsbisb Is; And it la more.
It is as absoluts oar? for eeoetna, tetter,
ringworm, erysipelas and all other Itohtag
oataaeous diseases. In aggravated oaaee
ef these afflictions its cures have boon phe
nomenal. It gives instant relief aad effects
permanent eurea. DOe. at druggists or by
mail from J. T. Baurranca, Dept. A, Sa
vannah, Ga.
When a man plays for sympathy,
he loses if he wins.
A man with "a finished educa
tion" is just about as useful as any
other ornament.
Don't be afraid of experience. He
is the best teacher.
To Drive Out Malaria and Build Up
the System
Take tho Old Standard Oaovs's Tasts
ljcss Chili. Tonic. You know what you
are taking. The formula i? plainly printed
on every bo':tl?, showing it w simply t^ui
nino and Iron in a tasteless form,. and the
nioMt effectual form, t' or grown people
and children. 50c
Habits are part of our life in youlh
and all of lif<* in manhood.
Hicks' Cupuitiiu* tuiVK women's
Monthly I'atns, IWkache. Nervouene**.
and Headache. It's Liquid, l-iffects imme
diately. Prescribed by physician* with lw?t
results. 10c.. 25c.. and 50c., at drug store*.
And some shirt-waists would ho
less iiiinpled if they were pressed
less often.
INVALID'S SAD PLIGHT.
Af'er Inflammatory TUieumatism,
Hair Catnc Out, Skin Pooled, and
Hed Sores Developed ? Only
Cutlcnra Proved Sueccesfsl.
"About four years ago 1 had a very se
vere attack of inflammatory rheumatism.
My akin i.eeled, and the high fever played
haroc with ray hair, which came out in
bunches. I also had three large had sore.*
on my beck. 1 did not gain very rapidly,
and my appetite was very poor. 1 tried
many 'sure curse' but they were of- little
help, and until 1 tried Cuticura Resolvent
I had had no real relief. Then my com
plexion eleared and soon I felt better. The
bed sores went very soon after a few appli
cations of Cuticura Ointment, and when I
used Cuticura Soap and Ointment for my
hair, it began to regain its former glossy
appearance. Mrs. l^avinn Ilenderaoii,
138 Drond St., Stamford, Conn., March 0
and 12, 1907."
Our leading ph. mid an recommends Cuti
cura for eccema. Mrs. Algy Cockburo,
bhilob, O., June 11, 1007,"
There is no disgrace in playing the
second fiddle if you play it us well
as you can.
muni
?MUCK
The back is the mainspring of
woman's organism. It quickly calls
attention to trouble by aching. It
tells, with other symptoms, such as
nervousness, headache, pains in the
loins, weight in the lower part of
the l>ody, that a woman's feminine
organism needs immediate attention.
In such eases the ore sure remedy
which speedily remotes the cause,
and restores the feminine organism
to a healthy, normal condition is
LYDIA E. PINKH AIM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
Mrs. Will Young, of C Columbia
Ave., Rockland, Me., says :
" 1 was troubled for a long time with
dreadful backaches and a pain In my
| side, and was miserable in every way.
j I doctored until I was discouraged and
thought I would uever get well. I read
what Lydia E. I'inkham's Vegetable
Compound huu mOCC f:jr others and
decided to try it; after taking three
bof.les I can truly that 1 never felt
so well in my life."
Mrs. Augustus Lyon, of Kast Earl,
I Pa., writes to Mrs. I'inkham:
" I had very severe hacUachcs, and
j pressing-down pains. I eould not sleep,
| and had no appetite. Lydia 15. Pink
| ham's Vegetable Compound cured me
| and made me feei like a new woman."
! FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound, made
i from roots and herbs, has been the
I standard remedy for female ills,
j and has positively cured thousands of
j women who have ta?eii t roubled with
I displacements, inllnmmat ion, uleera
j tion, fibroid tumors irregularities,
; periodic pains, backache, that l>car
. ing-down feeling, tlat uleney,indiges
! tion,dizzincss.or nervous prostration.
BROWNING IN KANSAS.
I "We want you to say a few wordi
! About Hrownlng."
I "Well. ladles. " responded Mn.
j Homebuddy, diffidently, "for pies and
? other pastry 1 recommend a hot oven;
j for beans, a slow fire." ? Kansas City
i Journal.
I
! Froo Ouro for Rhou
ntaiisnt , Bono Pain
and Ecxonta
I Botanic blood Halm IB. I* B.) cures the worst
rases of Rheumatism. bono pains, swollen
muscles and joints. by purifying the blood.
Thousands of rates cured bv 11 B B after
all other treatments failed Price fi.oo per
large bottle at ding stores, with complete
directions foi home treatment Large sample
free by writing Blood Balm Co . Atlanta. Ca.
IF NOT EMPLOYED?
You Can Work for 11* awl F.arn From
? 3.00 TO GIO.OO PER DAY
durlujf ihe aiitnuier ??nsnn. p?ud ywur
sddrftts on coat si for
FREE DESCRIPTIVE CATALOG
ami tur money making offer. Pirttant and wortljr
rmpl> ;niAi.t for any lady or gentleman. Refer'
rnrea. luinn. Bra' Stieet. iwtny ? karloW* Banker.
H. Raklnaui A C?. . ?1?* 7*7. Charlotte. *. C.
BOWEL
TROUBLES
ciin.nnRir
TJCKTUIXG
Dr. Biggers huckleberry Cordial
N?rar falls to rails** at one*. It la thi? farorlto ba?>y mxdlotna mt
th? Nat nurwa and 'amtly doctor*. Mother* c??rr?h*rn atick to it.
and nrn thuir friend* to liro it to Children for <V>lic. Dywintary.
Or* nap*. Diarrhoea, Flax, Foul-HtosiiU'h mid nil Htariacu *ud Bowrl
AllmnnU. Ton ran dapand on it. Don't worry, l>nt takn I>r. Bluer*
Hurklaberry Cordial. SScent* at dnw tlorc?, or I?t mall. OlrrnlamTra*.
UALTIWANOEB tAVLOR I)KUU CO.. Atlanta. ??.
CURES STOMACH-ACHE IN TEN MINUTES
Mother Q m,
KurM in Obi Id -
rra'a Ham*.
H?? T*rk Oltjr.
MOTHER CRAY'S
SWEET POWDERS
FOR CHILDREN.
FIHE FARMS
la nitddl* and ftnnth Oaorfla \V? ran
Internal yon In O*or?rt? f*Tm? \n any
d?'alr?d. L*ad* that IU well, ?re produc
ttr*. and void on May terma. Wilt* ui
(or Information.
I, A MAR * PEHRT, Winder, (la
Dropsy 11
R?aui all nwetttag la I !? M
diyt; (Oku ? p?rninrn( cars
in .*> to to <J?v?. Trial treatment
jl??n fret. Nothtw#e?? be fairer
Write Or. M. H. Groan's Sana.
SpaclalUlt, Bo* b Atlanta, Or
TOILET ANTISEPTIC
Keeps the breath, teeth, mouth and body
nntisepftically clcnn and free from un
healthy germ-life nnd disagreeable odors,
which water, aoapnnd tooth preparations
alone cannot do. A
germicidal, disin
fecting and deodor
izing toilet requisite
of exceptional ex
cellence and econ
omy. Invaluable
(or inflamed eyes,
throat and nat.nl and
uterine catarrh. At
drug and toilet
stores, 50 cents, or
hy mail postpaid^
Large Trial Sample
THE pVxTO NT OllVfc 0." Bos ton", M aVt!
So. 26- '03.
ur?M.iiH?o to rK*<t?
MILLCDOCVILLC. StORCU
LvfM imI km ?q?p?d Khonl ? Sunlti EijKrt irw?|enienl
fWf~^ wire conoNlMM Pm^om #auMM?d Rtiltfud f*rr?
mmd Board ?! co?t. Open y??r around. Write for cal?>of\Jc ])
Cj rtmi demand lot oprrmnn.
taffoua
etoaomMASi
U.S.A.
FOR MEN
Fho foundation of shoo
comfort into?t h?? ut .thr* bot
tom. and if tiio i>ott<>m of
tho shoo In flilTo'niit from
tho bottom of v 1 tir f<'Ot it,
dors not. 1 1 ? Ms i. K !?' M Kit
bIioo.h rto liiiilt. I'roin tlio
ground tin to I'l l. I.ook
for tho Inorl. If ><'" don't
fiti*il v find I hc?o sliocs. writo
us for direct iotiH how to
Nccuro tin tn.
FRnn. P. FIEI.D CO.
BROCKTON, MAM.
.Mm ?at? mum ? -*" m ? ?a j mm?
Nursing Mothers and Malaria
The Old Standard GROVE'S TASTELESS CHIIX TONIC, drives out Malaria nnd buiMp up the
system. You know what you arc taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing it
is simply Quinine and Iron in a tasteless, and the most effectual form. For adults and children. 50c.