The people. (Camden, S.C.) 1904-1911, August 25, 1904, Image 7
Hunting
Malay
At Bacttag Sport of fho Straits
Oa Accomt of ReBgioaa of Native*
CttMrea?Trap That b Uai by Malaya With
Good Results.
A
FBR BUAIA BERNANQ
(teach a crocodile to iwlm)
Is a favorite Malay retort;
but only those who have
seen the wily saurian whirl
oil a mud bank Into deep water, splash
ins hie tail and leaving a wake like a
twenty-knot steamer, can appreciate
the sarcasm to its fullest extent Yet.
strangely. enough, very few men will
go out of their way to shoot a croco
dile, says H. H. Hipwell, in the Lon
don Field; and as the Malays them
selves seldom trouble to get rid of the
brutes, they flourish exceedingly all
along the west coast of the peninsula,
from Kedah in the north to Johore and
Singapore in the south.
Steaming to the southward through
Malacca Stralta in any small local
craft, one hugs the land sufficiently
close to discern the characteristics of
the immediate shore. Mangrove1
swamps and mud flats, sluggish riv
ers roll their yellow waters seaward
through many channelled deltas, make
a crocodilian paradise; and the long,
scaly reptile* have not failed to take
advantage of it. Seldom a week passes
without a report coming to hand of
the disappearance of some unfortunate
or other, who. paddling his tiny dug
out up stream, has been knocked from
his perch in the stern by a stroke of
the reptile's tall, and then has been
carried reslstlessly away to some un
der water larder, there to be kept till
a convenient season, for the crocodile
prefers his food high, and, contrary
to popular belief, rarely bolts a kill
on the spot.
Sometimes It happens that one or
more crocodiles will take up their
quarters close to a Malay kampong, 1.
e., village; and then it behooves all
the mothers to keep a sharp eye on
their children, for the cunning beast
has been known to swim noiselessly
for some distance past the spot where
the children are playing by the water's
edge; then, going ashore, it executes
a flank movement, and, coming down
upon the unsuspecting little ones from
the long grat a behind, it seizes its vie*
tlm plunges into the water ere* the
other children fully realise what nas
happened.
Several ways of catching the brute
when be becomes more than usually
dangerous to life and limb are em
ployed by the Malays; but, for reasons
that will appear later, the destruction
of a crocodile is only decided upon
when all attempts to drive him from
the neighborhood of the kampong have
failed. For simple ingenuity it would
be hard to beat the plan usually pur-1
sued on the Kedah River, which de
bouches into the Malacca Strait about
fifteen miles northeast of Pulo Plnang.
The modus operandi is as follows:
A small bamboo raft about two
feet square is constructed, and on it is
erected a flagpost surmounted by a red
flag, while from the under side of the
raft or float runs twenty or thirty
yards of stout line, ending in a few
feet of chain. To this chain the barbed
hook of hard brass metal is attached
by three feet of untwisted fibre, in
order that the fine ligaments may get
between the crocodile's teeth and thus
prevent his snapping off the bait. On
the shank of the hook a live owl Is
made fast, together with a short
leugth of bamboo to give It flotation,
and then raft, line and bait are dropped
into the river. Loudly squawks the
unfortunate fowl for a few minutes,
but its sorrows are short lived. A
splash, a swirl, the bait has disap
peared, and the men return to their
homes, leaving a boy to mark the pro
gress of the floating flag. Next day or
the day after half a dozen men paddle
down stream till they sight the raft
Then, taking the line ashore, they
haul away, and as by this time the
hook is flrmly entangled in the croco
dile's Intestines, he shows but little
fight, and is easily dispatched.
Both in Kedah and in Province Wel
lesly It Is possible to get a shot from
ahore, and even In Pennng Harbor an
occasional crocodile has been on
the muddy beach in front of the club.
These stray specimens must have
crossed from the mainland at least a
mile away, a fact which conclusively
disproves the theory regarding the cro
codile's helplessness in sea water.
Moreover, there Is one huge brute
which has been seen several times,
both ashore and afloat, close to the
fishing village of Tanlong Tokang, a
small promontory not three miles from
Pennng town. He Is regarded as kra
mat. i. e.. holy, or the abode of a spir
it. by the Malay and Chinese flshers
thereabouts, who aver that he never
has been known to touch a human be
ing; and they certainly testify to the
reality of their belief by boldly work
ing their prawl nets on the muddy
shallows a l.undred yards or more
from shore.
On one occasion I was lucky enough
to get a glimpse of him as he scuttled
seaward, and the brief scrutiny thus
afforded did not evoke a desire for
closer acquaintance. His scales were
of a dull brown hue, differing entirely
from the usual color, which Is a dark
olive green; the body seemed unusual
ly broad, and the tall stumpy and
thick. Needless to say, there was no
gun handy, or I wouldn't have had the
luck to see him.
Crocodile shooting Is usually pooh
poohed on the grounds that it affords
but Indifferent sport, and to a certain
extent this Is true. But, nevertheless,
It has a clmrm of Its own, and If pro
per care be exercised, the sportsman
will usually be able to get a fair chance
for a shot during his day's outing, and
If the bullet does strike home he has
the satisfaction of knowing that one
of tV.s cruel brutes has gone to his ac
count, and probably serves as a funer
al feast to his fellow reptiles at the
mid* time.. Though It Is possible to
get a shot from shore, the best plan
It to take a canoe, or koleb. as the Ma
laya term them, together with a con
ple of man to paddle. At to guns, of
atary man bat his choice, but
It lit difficult to beat a .44 Winchester
for all round work. Time jonr de
parture 10 as to arrive at the river
month shortly before dead low water,
and then, as jon near the spot, load
your rifle, set as far forward as you
can. and wait. The Malays are up to
their work, and paddle the koleh swift*
ly through the water with short, noise
less strokes, while you search the low
mudbanks ahead as carefully as you
can.
"Tuan, tuan, to the right, to the
right," comes a whisper from behind
you. The head of the kolch swings
round a little, and there, on the bank
of windy mud. lies an indistinguishable
something. It may be a crocodile, or
it may be a piece of driftwood; at any
rate, you are creeping nearer and near,
er every minute, and you cover it
with the rifle. Suddenly the erstwhile
log seemc to break about two feet
from the end nearest you. snd pstch of
dull, whitey yellow becomes visible.
It is the under side of the throat, and
instinctively you pick it up with your
foresight and lire. Directly you havo
fired, paddle as quickly as possible,
for. hit or miss, he will have made off
into the river. Examine the bank care*
fully, and if you are lucky there will
be a few dark blood stains on tho
sand, and in nine cases out of ten that
is all that you will ever see of your
kill.
On one occasion a well-known sports*
man In the Straits killed instantaneous*
ly a big brute some twenty feet long,
using a service rifle and Mark IV. am
munition. The dum-dum penetrated
the horny cartilage just below the eye,
and mushrooming at once, drilled the
crocodile from end to end. This, how
ever, was at an unusually close range,
say ten to fifteen yards, and the im
pact must have been terrific. In the
peninsula, as elsewhere, the precise
significance of the terms crocodile and |
alligator, as applied to the Indigenous (
saurian* of the country, is a matter of
frequent and sometimes bitter dis
pute. Not being a skilled. naturalist,
I can only add as my quota to the dis* 1
cuKsion the remark, based on personal
observation, that both the long pointed
snout of the true crocodile (C. polus
tris) and the broad, squat head of the
gavlal seem to be equally common in
the rivers of the west coast
The Malays, despite their conversion
to the tenets of Islam, still retain a
firm belief In the spirits of the forest;
sea and river, and on many a jungle
stream, where the water swirls black
and deep round some out-jutting rock,
you may frequently see attached to a
tree close at hand tiny pieces of white
cloth and baskets of pleated rattans
filled with fruits and rice. Ask your
boatman what they mean, and he will
reply that they are "anchak," a Dyak
word signifying offering. Drop the
subject until you have camped for the
night, and then. In all probability, dls>
creet questioning will elicit the fact
that the spirit of the stream dwells
beneath the aforesaid rock, enshrined
in the mortal body of some giant cro*
i codile.
Naturally, it follows that to assist
In depriving a spirit of its earthly resl
donee is reckoned to l>e an ill-advised
proceeding, and among tlic natives any
accident tljat may occur when out cro<
codile shooting is put down to super* j
natural intervention. Only a year ago i
four men were out after crocodiles up I
one of the small rivers near Singapore, !
and, on returning shoreward one of
the men was unlucky enough to pick
up a loaded rifle by the muzzle. It ex
ploded, causing very serious wounds;
but to this day the Malays of the dls
trlct firmly believe that the spirit of
the river had thus shown displeasure
at their intrusion.
Nevertheless, given ordinary luck
and n fairly steady koleh, there should
be no danger, and the man who doe*
not experience a thrill of delight when,
after half an hour's silent watching,
every sense on the alert, he sees and
fires at the huge, loathsome brute,
who, mortally wounded, churns tho
water into a flurry of mud and spume,
is no descendant of Nlmrod, and to
him the joys of the hunter are as a
sealed book, which he, alas! Kill never
completely open.
Our Neighbor'* Telephone.
If In an emergency we use our neigh*
hor's telephone, should we offer to pay
him? Where the number of messages
is unlimited, this would not be either
necessary or proper. Where It is Urn*
ited, however, one should usually of
fer to pay, unlets one has reason to
suppose that this would be disagreea
ble to the household or to its head. As
an ordinary message costs only a few
cents, offering to pay for It has a com
mercial aspect which would be offen
sive to people of a certain sort, while
others are entirely willing to receive
the money. Indeed, some families
have a cup near by for the rccelpt of
the telephone toll. These persons are
obliging neighbors, but argue very sen
sibly that their friends will prefer to
pay the small fee which sooner or lat
er Is handed over to the telephone ex
change. For a long-distance message
which involves an extra charge, or for <
a telegram sent over the telephone, wo
should always pay, ascertaining from j
"central" what the charge Is. If, pre
ferred, a telegraphic dispatch can bo
paid for at the office.?Good House- j
keeping.
Prnlrlo Chicken* to He Plentiful.
Reports from western Kansas indi
cate that prairie chickens will be plen
tiful again this fall.
Prairie chicken*, like the buffalo,
succumbed to the advance of the hosts
of civilization. During the days ot
the first pioneers prairie chickens were
as plentiful in Kansas as English spar
rows are to-day. As the country set
tled up they gradually disappeared. It
was not ruthless slaughter that put
them out of business; It was the pres
ence of the wbMe man and the things
that followed in his wake.?Topek*
Capital
Tb? ?dtaoy land cyclone Is usually
quite >iwlw, mad It Is only by a mls
taken dm of the term that It has be
come associated with those terrifying
storms peculiar to our coon try known
as tornadoes. Cyclones hare a bad
reputation because they are commonly
associated with other more harmful
storms. Instead of being dangerous
and destructive, they are the chief
source of rain in spring and autumn
and supply the snow which adds so
much to the pleasure of our northern
winter. They cover a large extent of
territory at one time, and on an sver
sge follow one another scross the coun
try from west to east at Intervals of
about three days.
? tornado often does great damage.
It Is known by Its funnel-shaped cloud,
which bounds and bounces along, now
high In the air and again touching the
ground. Where it skims along the
ground the havoc Is greatest. Here
the mightiest structures of man are
crushed In an Instsnt before the ava
lanches of wiud let loose from every
direction. The sir seems to have an
explosive force, buildings fslling out
ward Instead of Inward as one might
think. In such s storm no place is
safe, but the southwest corner of a
cellar affords the best protection ob
tainable. If in the open, lie flat on the
ground. During a tornado, which lasts
but a few minutes, the sky Is covered
by clouds of inky blackness, which
here here and there take on a livid
greenish hue. The surface winds rush
spirally upward into the funnel-shaped
cloud, carrying with them many arti
cles which are afterward dropped some
distance beyond. The danger sone is
confined to a path less than a half
mile in width and one hundred miles in
length. These storms occur only on
land.
The true hurricane is ocean-born. On
the high seas of the tropics it marshals
Its forces of wind and wave, before
which the stoutest ship is helpless and
the fairest islands are laid waste.
Even the sturdy mainland trembles
under its awful castigation. These
ocean storms last much longer than
tornadoes, cover more territory and
cause more damage. The hurricane
which overwhelmed Galveston de
stroyed several thousand lives and mil
lions of dollars' worth of property. The
West India Islands are frequently
scourged by these awful visitations,
and our own Atlantic coast sometimes
feels the lash of these dreaded storms.
But the hurrlcaue and tornado are
rare. The former seldom extends far
Inland, and usually occurs in 1he late
summer or fall. Tornadoes are prod
ucts of the South and West, and are
mostly confined to the spring nnd early
summer months. The cyclone is a uni
versal storm which travels over land
and sea, in season and out of season,
in spring or in fall, in summer or in
winter. It is an old friend, but one
much abused.?From "Nature and Sci
ence," in St. Nicholas.
Swan's E|ci Hatched by Tbunder.
A beautiful white swan sut patient
ly on her nest in n zoo.
"She's a-settin*," her keeper said.
"There's seven eggs under her, and
they'll be ready to hatcb out by the
time the next thunder storm cornea
up.* j
"Thunder storm?" tald the visitor. '
"What has a thunder storm got to do !
with it?" I
"It'll hatch out the eggs," the keep
er explained. "Swans' eggs are so
bloomin' bard that nothin* short of a
good clap of thunder will burst 'em. |
It's a well understood fact among nat
uralists that young swans are never
hatched except durin' thunder storms.
Did you never examine a swan's egg?
.Why, hang it, it's as hard as a rock."
Considerably impressed, the visitor
sought out the superintendent of the
BOO.
"Your blrdkeeper," he said, "tells me
that swans' eggs are so bard that it
takes a thunderclap to batch them. Is
this true?"
"It is a trodition," the superintendent
said gently. "Many persons think it
true. You and I, however, would just
call it a tradition?an odd, pleasant, in
teresting tradition."?Washington Post.
No Rose t> Pare White.
Probably the largest rose cut in this
city this season is a specimen of the
Murchloness of Londonderry, which
Mayor Barnbart has bad in a vase at
his residence.
This species is credited with produc
ing larger blooms than any other,
specimens six inches across being not
uucommon, but the specimen produced
by Major Barnhart is only a trifle less
than seven inches across, and contains
a double handful of petals beautifully
imbricated and appearing pure white,
but there Is n slight tinge of yellow
discernable about the base. Mr. Barn
hart says there is no really pure white
rose, the whitest known when placed
alongside snow showing a tinge of
some color. This huge bloom was not
the result of disbudding or other forc
ing, but was produced on a shoot
which came u~> in the centre of the
bush, and so was well shaded during
the late warm weather, wbicb caused
It to attain the extra size and its per
fection.?Portland Oregonian.
Do Wo E?t Too Mucli or Too Little?
A wife generalization on this subject
is tliat those who can have all the food
they desire are very apt to eat for the
pleasure of eating, and commonly eat
too much. This, however, is not true
of most of those who hove to earn their
bread by daily industry in occupations
which earn them the prevailing rate of
wages. Very few of this class are
overfed at any period of life, and that
a more generous diet would be to their
advantage is more likely to be true
than that they need to be advised to
eat less. Bad cooking and monotony
in diet are much commoner evils.?New
York Times.
The Value of a Son Bath.
If people would recognize tLe vafue
of the beat and chemical rays of tbo
sun, they would be as particular about
exposing the human body to this celes
tial body as they are now to set their
plants where they will get plenty of
sunshine. Just as plant life is Im
proved and invigorated by the suu's
rays, so is the human body greatl/
benefited by sunshine. Take frequent
sun bathv^Whst to Est,
Niagara la worth $1,000,000,000 as a
source of electrical power.
The electric motor la fast displacing
the leather belt in factories.
There Is more ioal In Montana and
Wyoming than in Pennsylvania.
The average coffee tree in Honduras
? produces half a podnd of benns.
The United 8tatea uses nearly a third
more coffee than the rest of tli* world
put together.
The population of Ireland, which
fifty years ago was over 8.UOO.OOO. if
now less than 4,600,000.
An Innkeeper of Wilhclmberg. whe
turns the scale at 502 pounds, is thi
heaviest mun in Germany.
Rome has a water supply of 200.000.
000 gallons a day, Loudon ouly 100.
000,000, and Paris 90.000.000.
The spider can spin webs through
out life. It has the ability of produc
ing different kinds of silk, according
I to the object for which it is needed.
There is a merchar.t in New York
who has made a fortune by the sale o|
celery. For twenty years he has Imud
led uothing else. In season he buyf
it in carload lots. Out of seusou he
keeps large quantities .rozeu in ice
for which he obtains I>!k prices. Th<
celery comes out as brittle as glass.
M. Fremlet, the French sculptor, ha?
received a commission for a monu
ment, to be erected in Paris in inemorj
of the pigeons which carried message*
during the siege. At its commence
ment the institution of the pigeon post
was of marked service, and thousand;
of letters and dispatches were scut out
of Faris by this means.
We have the skunk all to ourselve?
in North America. He lives in Can
ada as far north as the upper part ot
the Mackenzie IUvcr. and is distinc
tively a North American animal. He it
found throughout our broad domaic
from I'ortlund. Me., to Oregon, and
from Florida to Los Angeles. Foi j
some reason he seems to have a preju j
dice against Nova Scotia, and is not '
known in Newfoundland. The skunk
is really a very respectable beast anc
cannot be severely blamed for making
himself obnoxious to bis enemies
Some bold experimenters assert thai!
the skunk is very good eating.
ABOUT EAGLES.
Tli? Mnntich Bird of the Scottish Hllla? |
Ills Htnnti and Habits.
A writer who uas studied the habiti
of eagles among the Scottish hills suyt
that the birds construct their eyriet '
toward the end of March and the eggs
which number two or three, arc laic
In April. Eagles serin to prefer for &
nesting site some nm-lcnt pine with t
southern exposure and wide outlook
of a ledge ou a cliff, but this wrltei
noticed that thev sometimes builc
their eyries on quite small rocks
where they can be got at without inuci
difficulty, while ;tll around are im
mense precipices where man's foot ha:
never trod. It has been said that ai
eagle will fearlessly attack any one at
tempting to rob its eggs and young
but this is probably much less ofter
the care than Is generally supposed
When one of a pair of eagles i?
trapped or shot, the remaining birc
has often great difficulty in finding t
mnte and may li. unt its nesting slt<
for several years by itself, Whik
soaring round ami round their eyrlef
the eagles utter a musical note some
what similar to the cry of the wile'
goose.
Young eagles wlien first hatched art
while balls of down, and innny weeks
elapse before they ave able to leavt
the eyrie. Tbeir parents supply tlieit
with a very liberal larder, consisting
principally of ptarmigan, grouse anc
blue hares. The rush of their wing?
as they swoop down on their luckiesf
prey may on a still day be heard at i'
great distance. Kagles at times wiP
carry off Iambs and young deer, and
have been known to drive deer ovei
a precipice and to tear them to bits
while lying lifeless at the foot. Some
tiroes they will even condescend to car
ry off moles and inico to their eyrie
Although the eagle, as a rule, prefers
to capture bis prey himself, yet at
times he is not above feeding on the
dead carcass of a deer or sheep, and
often gorges himself to such an extent
that he is unable to rise after his too
hearty meal.
In most localities of Seotlnnd whero
the eagle has its home there will also
be found the hoodie crow. The eagle
will seldom, if ever, attack the hoodie,
but whenever the king of birds ven
tures too near the former's nesting
tree, the angry boodles will immediate
ly drive off the intruder. It is laugh
able to see the eagle flying for dear
life before the ? erce onslaughts of the
enraged crows, which swoop and dash
after him with shrill "craas" until he
Ik far from their nesting site.?Chica
go News.
Draught* From Electric F?n?.
Persons who are sensitive to draughts
should not sit in a strong breeze gen
erated by an electric fan. One good
way to derive comfort from these use
ful contrivances, without permitting
the waves of air to beat directly
against the body, is to turn the fan U?
ward the wall, from which they will
rebound. An agreeable change in the
atmosphere of the room will be felt,
without the strong wind continually
blowing on one's back.
Two Brilliant Work*.
At the Important musical festival re
cently held in Frankfort two new or
chestral works attracted Germany's at
tention. On*? was Ia>uI* Nicotic'*
"Gloria," which takes six movements
to represent man's battle with enemies
of the ideal. The other was ItIchard
Strauss' "Slnfonln Dotneatlca," which
the Germans thought full of humor and
yathus and received with cnlhnslssro.
HUNTING PON MASCOT*
When tbs late Professor 8ommer>
?111*,'of tbo Uilrcnitj of Pennsyl
Ttnla, tbo laarned collector of gems,
charms and mascots, had set his mind
on seme carlo heard in one of his
niMltngs with Oriental*, nothing could
bar the way. Were It in the centre of
the Desert of Sahara, or on tbe top*
moet pinnacle of the Himalayan Moan
tains, be would go after It and keep
up tbe search until the treasure wee
found, purchased, and placed on ex
hibition at tbe University museum.
American gold was Professor 8om
mervllle's mugnet wherever he went
He tbus describes Its effect on one of
his expeditions:
"On one occasion we desired to visit
the fsmous Dllwarra Temples in In
dia, and for that purpose engaged
two Jlnriklsbas and a number of na
tlves to draw them, about twelve in
all. Tbe Temples, as you know, are
set In a magnificent grove of mango
trees on a mountain top, and surround
ed by great bills. With a fhir measure
of tact and money 1 Loped to secur?
from tbe people of tbe vicinity some of
their odd talismans and rings. I said
to tbe chief rikisba-man: 'Now, Lala,
Vhat will you do for me if I double
your pay? I want to make this jour
ney in half time, and if you accomplish
It you shall be double paid.*
"He went to his helpers at once and
Informed them tbat I was a prince.
We started out under the contract. He
ran ahead of the convoy, raising both
hands In the air, and crying to tbe as
tounded people: 'Here comcs a prince.
Down with you. Here comes a
prince.*
"And during the entire twelve miles'
j ride I was treated to tbe un-American
experience of seeing tbe people cover
their faces and drop abjectly to tbe
ground in obeisance and salutation,
only daring to lcok at me through their
parted fingers. But my amusement at
tbus being treated as a prince was
nothing to the gratification I ex
perienced in securing from this people
?who did not dare to refuse so august
a personage as 1?some of tbe most in
teresting Inscribed talismans that I
have in my collection."?Harry Dillon
Jones, in tbe Booklovers' Magazine.
WORDS OF WISDOM.
Men. monkeys and facts are stub
born things.
Tbe only thing tbat beats a good wife
Is a bad husband.
The less a mnn knows tbe more
anxious be is to tell it.
Men who pride themselves on their
own culture haven't any.
A woman can sharpen a pencil as
quick as a man can thread a needle.
Some men are born bald, some
achieve baldness and others get mar
ried.
The best thing about Adam was hip
rib. and that was removed to make a
woman.
A man who has a good opinion of
himself is often a poor judge of hu*
manlty.
A man never realizes how insignifi
cant be is until be atteuds his own
.wedding.
Telling m Mm by Dli Wttch.
"I can alwaj's tell a careless, incom
petent and altogether irresponsible
man by tiie condition of bis watch,"
said a veteran watchmaker yesterday.
"He never has the correct time, no
matter how expensive his watch may
be. On the other hand, the alert fci
low, who is always alive to what is
going on and who is quick to take ad
vantage of every opportunity?the fel
low who succeeds in spite of the fact
that he may carry an old-fashioned
silver watch, or even a nickel one?al
ways keeps his timepiece in good re
pair. It's a pretty good test of a man's
character, I find. A watch ought to
be thoroughly overhauled and cleaned
at least once in every two years. The
man who neglects tbis duty and who
doesn't seem to care very much if his
j watch varies a few minutes is gener
( elly the one who doesn't get along well
' In life. Take my word for it, the sue
i cessful man has a great amount of
respect for his watch." ? Philadelphia
I Uerald. "* '
Coflllnt Aloins in the World.
There arc some people, no doubt, who
j fancy tliat ?32.<mjo mi ounce is quite
I enough to give for nnytliing in the
j world, and yet from till appearances
[ there is little doubt that tbis price will
I come to be looked upon as a very mod*
I est one for radium. The action of the
! Austrian Government in restricting the
{ mining of pitchblende in Bohemia is
already having its effect, and the
mighty atoms become more valuable
every day. As an instance of the man
ner in which the precious material is
regarded we need only mention the
demand that is made for the mere loan
of a specimen of radium. It is of
1.800,000 activity, und has a distinct
effect on the electroscope at n distance
of eight feet. For the few specks of
yellowish substance in the centre of a
case half the fclze of a lady's watch
over ?100 has been refused, the owners
preferring to lend it out to doctors at
to a time.?London I'all Mall Gazette.
DUrMll'i lieroieti Wife,
On the way down to Hatfield Mrs.
Disraeli bad a fall on the premises of
a dealer in marble and cut her face
most severely. When she cached her
destination she took her hostess aside
and said: "My husband is preparing a
great speech. If lie finds out that I
hare had this accident lie will be
quite upset. I want you to take me
straight, up to my room and say I've a
headache. He lins lost his eyeglass,
and if you put me a long way from
him at dinner lie will never see what
condition I am In." The plan an
swered admirably, and Disraeli did
not find out what liad happened for
two days.?Diary of Sir Mountsluurt
Grant Duff.
t Profit* From One lien.
i A man in south Missouri gave his
daughter a hen and agreed to feed it
two years. lie lind an elevated opin
ion of the girl's talents for business
when she told him, at the end of the
time, that the products of the ben's
Industry and tliat of her offspring in
the two years was $?H in the bank and
200 chickens that Would soon lie ready
for the skillet.?Kansas City Journal.
TM OMmK Car In AwnHcfc
The ear that stands la tkt rood*
Van at Plaiavllle. Mm. to tha old
?Is railroad coach la tha Ualted
State? and aa such makes a pathetic
appeal to all people who remember
tha earliest days of rallroadlag. It
recalls tha days when It was admired
by all the countryside as -It rolled
over tha rails between Boston snd
Providence at a pace which to-day
would be regarded as almost fune
real. To-day It stands neglected and
many years, and enmeshed by count
less cobwebs?a rusty, useless old
thing In a remote corner of the round
house.
- To the younger generation It seems
almost Incredible that this primitive
vehicle could possibly have been the
predecessor of the magnificent Pull
man of to-day. Its outlines suggest
a stag* coach rather than a railroad
car. and the Jolting of the crude struo
ture was but little broken by the deli
cate-looking springs beneath it.
The roof of this venerable convey
ance was used to accommodate ps?
sengers on days when travel was
"heavy" or the weather fine. Time
haa made many ravages on this old
coach, and to keep It from further In
I Jury It has been necessary to nail
I boards acroas the aides and over ths
wheels that mar the quaint effect.
It Walked In.
Early la the morning L H. Haney,
landlord of the City hotel at Barns
boro, Cambria county, was aroused
from his slumbers by a crash In hit
room. Opening his eyes, he wan
startled to see a big bear. The noise
had aroused Mrs. Haney, and stao
screamed for help. Her husband
sprang out of bed and seized a chaii
to protect himself and wife.
Bruin came toward tbem. and Han
ey swung the chair. Mrs. Haney wan
still screaming and the guests of the
hotel were coming from their rooms.
About this tfme the bear concluded
that things were getting too Interest
ing and be decided to leave. As hr
emerged from the landlord's room in
to the hall there was a rush to got out
of the way. Arms were quickly ob
tained, and the bear driven off.
Immense Stalk of Rhubsrb.
Asa O. Bunker of Aehvllle. Me., has
gathered a rhubarb stalk from bis gar
den that measures CO inches in
length, 39 Incbes across the leaf, 7
tnches around the butt and walgited
3pounds.
ACHED IN EVERY BONE.
CtilriMCO Secletj Woman,Who Wu So Kirk
She Could Not Sleep or Knt, Cured by
Dum'i Kidney Pllli.
Marion Knight, of 33 N. Ashland
Ave.. Cbicugo, Orator of the West Side
Wednesday Club, says: "This winter
when 1 started
to use Dean's
Kidney rills 1
acted in every
bone and lind
Intense pains
in the kldueys
and pelvic or
cans. The
urine was
t b i c k a u (i
cloudy, and . 1
could barely
eat enough to
live. 1 felt a
change for the better within a week.
The second week 1 began eating heart
ily. 1 began to improve generally, and
before seven weeks had passed 1 was
.well, i had spent hundreds of dollars
for medicine that did not help me, but
(6 worth of Doan's Kidney Pill* re*
stored me to perfect health."
A TRIAL FREE?Address Foster
Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. X. For sale
by ?U dealers. Price, 50 cts.
Disproved Old 8uperstition.
The performance of a Canaan, N
H., hen which hatched thirteen chick
ens from a setting of thirteen egg;
recently may be considered remark
able considering the fact that shi
was set upon this unlucky number ol
eggs on Friday, May 13, with one of
two other unfavorable conditions pre
vailing.
Their First Time In a Bed.
When the people got back to thf
H. H. Coe farmhouse near Ottawa,
Kan., after the flood had somewhat
receded, they found two hogs and
thrf* dogs comfortably occupying one
of the beds r.pstairs.
FITR permanently cured. No flt?<ornervo;is
oess aft??r first day's ust< of l)r. Kline's On-at
NervelleHtorer,tat rial bottle and treat f ro?
Dr. B. H. KliKe,LU.. 031 Arch St.. l'hlla.. t'a.
The mont widely known Kngish writer
in Japan m Carlyle.
Plso'sCurefor Consumption Isan Infallible
medicine for coughs and colds.?N. W.
Bamusl, Ocean Orovc, N. J.. FhK 17, 1900.
License is paid in I>ondon on 7000 auto
mobiles.
Miss M. Cartledge gives soma
helpful' advice to young girls.
Her letter is but one of thou
sands which prove that nothing
to so helpful to young girls who
are just arriving at the period of
womanhood as Lydia E Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound.
" Diab Mrs. Pimram:? I cannot
praise Lydia XL Pinkh&m's Vege
table Compound too highly, for it
is the only medicine 1 ever tried which
cured me. I suffered much from my
first menstrual period, 1 felt so weak
and dizzy at times 1 could -not pursue
my studies with the usual interest.
My tho-ifhts became sluggish, 1 had
headachos, backaches and sinking
spells, also pains in the back and lower
lfmba. In fact, I waa sick all orer.
" Finally, after many other remediea
had been tried, we were advised to get
Lydia E Plnkham'a Vegetable
Compound, nnd I am pleased to say
that after taking it only two weeks, a
wonderful change for the better took
place, and in a short time I was in
perfect health.' I felt buoyant, full of
life, and found all work a pastime. I
am indeed glad to tell my experience
with Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vege
table Compound, for it mada a dif
ferent girl of me. Yours Yery truly.
Miss M. Cabti.bdok, 533 Whitehall Si.,
Atlanta. ?a." - $S004 forftlt if original of
Sbamt latter provide ??nnn?n*ta connoi bo product*.
Drove Away Hungry Lynx.
As Roland Scrlbner cf StnfTcrd, Vt.
was out fishing the other day in ?
} stream within sight of the house, b?
happened to glancc behind him and
saw a lynx coming toward him from
the woods, growling and snarling, hit
mouth open. The hoy waited untl'
the animal got within a few feet ol
him, and as it crouched to spring
dealt It several blows with his lish
ing rod, whereupon the lynx turned
and ran back into the woods.
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