The people. (Camden, S.C.) 1904-1911, May 26, 1904, Image 6
DECORATION DAY.
All the fHh Is UoocAm,
Beautiful sod ncea
AO the sides are smiSoe.
Tender and
Violets ere flaming
?la a purple ma, 4
DM JPEACIE. AMI WAJEL
A REAUNLSCILNGE^
ff/TLEA/ ?VERESar/3W7Tf
TELL you. Bro
ther Carruthers,"
exclaimed Uncle
James, "the thing
i 8 impossible.
The South can
not really mean
war. No. no!
There are too
many strong ties
between the
North and South,
too much real
love, too many
mutual Interests,
too many mon of brains and sense."
Uncle James Llnllth, thus standing
with his back to the tire, his six feet
four Inches of manly grace towering
high above the low mantel, bis benev
olent and powerful face surmounted
by Its halo of thick and wavy silver
hair, dominated all others in the room,
as cathedrals dominute the cottages at
their feet, yet there were several per
sona present whose future deeds were
to show them to be men and women
of far more than usual strength in the
times that "tried men's souls to prove
what manner of men they were."
The little gathering on this special
evening occupied the large back parlor
of a broad red brick and white marble
bouse on St. Mark's Place, a quarter
of New York City which had long
held Its own among the most fashion
able, butsinto which the blight of the
boarding-house was Just beginning to
make Insidious Inroads. The tiiue was
early perhaps in January; I do not
quite remember, but 1 know that it
was shortly after the meeting of the
futile so called Peace Commission,
whereby well-meaning men of both
sides had thought to plant olive trees,
and only succeeded in sowing heavier
crops of thistles. At least two of the
men present had been members of that
Commission, and had returned from
Washington oppressed by the con
sciousness that matters were in a
much more serious condition thau the
others were willing to admit.
The little assembly of line-looking
men and women before the speaker
was just now very grave. There were
friends from north and south of Mason
and Dixon's line,? honest, whole-souled
persons, all of them, though their sen
timents differed as widely as their
faces. Home were young, .and some
there were that we, the youthful ones,
thought were very old Indeed. I be
lieve that one of them must have been
almost sixty years old, and was treated
with reverence by all save Uncle
James, who lioastcd nearly as many
years and had a far more venerable
appearance, by dint of wearing his
own beautiful white hair, while the
older man felt himself compelled to
disport a shiny, dark brown wig.
This gentleman, I'ncle Carruthers,
had Just risen to make some reply to
his tall brother-in-law's remarks, when
the persistent and shrill calliug of
??Kxtray! Kxtray!" penetrated the
closed doors and windows. "Kxtras"
at that time commanded an attention
which they seldom receive to-day.
For an Instant all maintained the
attitudes In which they had been
caught by the newsman's cry. Then
thare was a break, a dash for doors
and windows.
Alas! there was no mistake. The
words were plain aud each syllable was
Hke a bullet: "The flag Is fled upon
?t Fort Sumter."
The next morning proved this to
bar* been a false alarm, but the effect
?a the peaceful little group of old aud
young was the same that It might
iHtvt l>eeu later when the sad tidings
were true. Among I hose present were
North anil South Carolinians, citizens
of Connecticut anil New York, Vlrglu
la ns and people from Massachusetts,
one from i/ouisiana and one from
Ohio: and with tlie exception of two
or three who were iu feeble health. I
believe there was not one who did not,
in the sad days to come, take a credit*
able part on the one side or the other
In differing but active ways.
In one corner stood Bessie Calvert
from Charleston and Philip Schuyler
from Albany. The high back of the
old-fashioned sofa had shielded the
hands while sitting which they had
forgotten to unclasp as they uncon
sciously rose and gazed at each other
with blanched faces. Near them stood
Wallace (iruham, of Beaufort. N. C..
who had Involuntarily flung his arm
around Nina Suydaui, as if he would
defy and rending of the betrothal ties
which had so lately united tlieiu. The i
old men stared at each other, white
to the lips with unspoken grief, while
unnoticed tears stole down their strong
fuces; the young men glared at each
utner with a tierce amaze, and the
women, whether old or young, sobbed
with a grief that could not be uttered.
For a few moments this smothered
sobbing was the only sound in the
lately so animated room; but soon
there was commotion enough for a
revolutionary assembly, during which
every one talks and no one hearkens.
I hardly remember how the party
broke up. but I know that It proved
to be the last meeting on earth for
some who had loved each other well,
anil the last for many months or years
of others.
The next morning beheld a parting
that was stormy on the one side and
tearful 011 the other between Wallace
tiraham and Nina Suydaui In the same
old parlor. Wallace was hot-headed, a
furious States' Rights- partisan, and
Nina was a loyal daughter of llie
I'll ion. looking upon war only as a
last resort. True, It had not yet been
declared, but all felt that it soon would
be, and Wallace (Sraham left New
York that niglit to "go with his State,"
whatever action she might take. Be
fore that week was out not one of the
evening's group of friends who was
born south of Washington City was to
be found In New York.
New Yorkers of thirty-live years ago
will remember the line but sadly un
sanitary old City Hospital set tlfty
feet or more back from Broadway on
the west side, opposite the head of
I'earl Street. A day or two after the
news of the llrst terrible "Seven Days
I before Hlchinoiid," It was rumored
tlmt this old hospital was to receive
some of the wounded who had been
deemed able to travel so far from the
lleld where they were stricken.
This was work for women, and nt
home. 80 fiir there had not boon many
women engaged in hospital work, al
though In the labor of preparing hospi
tal supplies they hail been Incessant
and tireless.
Among the flrst iu New York City
to ask admittance to the hospital an a
nurse was Nina Kuydatn. She was
"too young and pretty." said gruff old
Surgeon Dally, a good man und kind.
But In spite of the old surgeon's ob
jections Nina obtained a pass, "for
one day only, to walk about, cry, and
get sick of It," said the good-hearted
old chnstnut burr, as he signed the
puper.
Tlmt very day Nina happened to be
passing the door of the operating room
Just as a fainting attendant was being
carried forth, and the old surgeon,
without raising his eyes from his work,
was crying out*.
"Somebouy coma and take this
sp?ng?t and be quick about It I"
?
Nina's father was also a surgeon
(?ow at tit* front), and shs had been
taight by him how to make litrwlf
useful la emergencies. This day's
work proved her eUdency, sad wss
the beginning of a long and arduous
service la hospltsl wards. Young,
pretty, and endowed with a nameless
attraction which Is more ponent thsn
youth or beauty, and continues to exert
Its force when these are gone, Nina
soon found her way to "the front,"?
the ssd, terlble, magnificent "frout,"
where all the virtues and all the vices
fought side by side In the same great
cause, and so learned lessons from
each other; for even vices? so long ss
they are not lnhumsn? have sspects
which ar* not sll bad, and can some
time* support the virtues with an un
expected strength.
At the "front" was much evil, but
also much good. Weskness wss msde
strong, sud hsrshness wss softened.
Desth snd hardship sre stern masters,
but good metal is welded under their
blows. Msldenly and sweet young
woman tended In hospitals where the
rough and the gentle of those who
had worn the blue or the gray lay
aide by side, and never by word, deed,
or look were harmed by aoy. Hun
dreds are still living who will willingly
testify to this.
There hsd been a terrible day In the
hospital at Fortress Monroe. It was
after fatal Fredericksburg, snd the
wounded had been slmost piled In the
wsrOs. filling the floors so closely that
pssslng between the lines of pro*
trate men was a difficult matter.
There were not nearly enough mat
tresses and cots to provide for all. for
by one of these blunders which are
always being msde by do one knows
whom, a big shipment of these essen
tials which had b?n forwarded to
Fortress Monroe by the ever-to-l>e
blessed Sanitary Commission, had been
sent back to Baltimore. He who had
a mattress had not a cut, and he who
had a cot had not a mattress, and yet.
even so divided, the supply was so far
short of the need that hare floors were
thankfully accepted, if in uny place
where the wounded could be under
shelter.
Overworked surgeons, hurrying or
derlies, deft-handed colored assistants.
provided ? Quick -eyed orderly,
springing forward, caught the pitcher
and it* bearer.
Another Instant and Nina was kneel
ing on the floor, the oandsged and
bloody head preaaed close to her
bosom, her whole being thrilling to
her low; "Thank God! Thank God!
Oh. my Wallace, my awn, my own!"
Orer fort, camp, and hospital, snd
far out orer the heaving black see.
? Drawn by W. B. Brown.
"aXOTHX* INSTAKT 1XO KINA WAS
KlfKILIKQ OX THK FLOUR."
lightning and thunders flushed and
roared, and the rains dashed with un
heeded fury; but the heavy air grew
lighter and sweeter beneath thera all.
and a quickening pulse of life ran
from man to man, aud from ward to
ward.
Iu the bright dawn of the morning
It was a radlunt face that bowed al>ove
the battered soldier who had worn the
gray. The surgeon was just going to
snatch an hour or two of the heavy
slumber which comes only to those
who are "tired almost to death." He
paused a moment to look down at the
two. "Yes, my bruve ?'irl." he said,
in response to her joyful eyes, "yes.
he w:lll live now." As the weary sur
geon went on, the girl bent over her
lover, and.kissed almost the only uii
bandaged spot, sin eyelid closed In sav
ing sleep. ? Woman's Home Compan
ion.
Al
m
By Thoa. ball.
EMANCIPATION MONUMENT.
Lincoln Park.
and light-stepping women in short, cool
gowns of linen or gingham which
might huve heen clean In the morning,
but were anything else by now, were
getting abont between the parallel
rows* of suffering or unconsciousness
men as best they might. Words were
few, but voices were not hushed. The
grievously wounded have not keenly
sensitive nerves to anything external
to themselves; It Is only convalescents
who possess these Incumbrances. One
l>oor fellow who had been removed
from his comfortable cot to make room
for another In a worse pllski than
himself, raised his voice In complaint
against the "racket."
A cheery voice exclaimed, "Is that
you. Johnny (illdcr? I'm glad to hear
that grumble! It's a sign you're get
ting better."
The speaker passed lightly onward,
carrying a big pitcher of beef tea lit
one hand, and .1 small tin cup lu the
other, administering the pitcher's con
tents Impartially to those who seemed
most In need of it, for those days were
too hurried to make out the usual hos
pital lists and keep records. The beef
tea went around to all alike, "every
hour if possible, and every two hours
If possible." according to the custom
ary and lucid, if somewhat Illhcrian
phraseology of the wards.
At the sound of the nurse's cheery
voice, a sorely wounded man opened
his one unbandHged eye, and gave a
faint cry of, "Nina! O Nina!"
She stopped and turned. The
woman, trained by mouths of service
to meet and minister to all forms of
suffering without a tremor, swayed
and almost lost her precious burden;
for beef tea was precious In those 111
The Unknown <1 r?v?i.
The nimclcsK grave! The rent is just as
HWffft
As if 'twere pillowed on an honored
name.
A citizen lies there, although to fame
Unknown, perhaps, like many you inay
meet
I'pon the highwavs or the public street.
A soldier dead, with dumb, unceasing
prayer,
Pleaded a little dirt to hide the bare.
Cold limbs. Ah, more, indeed; one called
to meet
The death-tide as it welled from battle
| Held.
And valiantly in the line of duty fell.
iStiU more, if the truth must fully tell:
lie looks the hero which he was, ?and
sealed
Km claim, by his life's blood. The un
known grave
1j known to be a brother's that was
brave.
? - L. 0. Little,
llushville, III. "* '
9?mrs of the So|<ll?rs.
Comrades known in marches many,
Comrades tried in dangers many.
Comrades bound by memories many,
Brothers ever let us be!
Wounds or sickness may divide us,
Marching orders may divide us,
| Hut whatever fate betide us,
Brothers of the heart are we.
Comrades known by faith the dearest,
Tried when death was near and nearest.
Hound we are by ties the dearest,
Brothers evermore to be.
Ami if spared, ami growing older,
shoulder still in line with shoulder,
And with hearts no thrill the colder.
Brothers ever we shall be.
By communion of the banner,
Battle scarred but victor banner,
By the bnntism of the banner,
Brothers of one church are we!
Creed nor faction can divide us,
Hace nor language can divide us,
Still, whatever fate betide us,
Children of thf flag art.- we!
- Miles O'HejJIy.
FOK
DECORATION DAY.
Hattlc Hymn of the Republic.
Mine eyes hath seen the glory of the com
ing of the Lord;
He U> trampling out the vintage where the
grape* of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His
terrible, swift sword;
His truth is me .'lung on.
I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a
hundred circling ca.nps;
They have builded Him an altar in the
evening dews and dumps;
I have read Mis righteous sentence by the
dim and daring lamps;
His day is marcnii.g on.
I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished
rows of steel:
''As ye deal with Mv contemners, so with
you My grace shall deal;
Let the Hero, horn of woman, crusn the
serpent ? itli His heel.
Since CSod is marching on."
He ha-* sounded forth the trumpet that
shall never call retreat;
He is lifting out the hearts of men before
H is judgment seat ;
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him, be
jubilant, my feet!
Our Ood is marching on.
In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born
across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfig
ures you and me.
As He died to uiaki* men holy, let >is die
to make men free.
While (Jod is inarching on.
? Mrs. .lulia Ward Howe.
Memorial Day.
The highways teem with wanton bloom;
The gardens, wrapped in rich perfume,
Dream out the latest days of May?
Lo, 'tis the land's Memorial Day;
And where the pines, intoning, stand
Beside low graves, or where the bland,
Soft Southern breezes stir the leaves
Of the , a I met to ? each receives.
Sleeper in Blue, or Cray, his crown.
Oyer the dark and the terrible road,
\\ here war's dread rivers once ceaselesly
flowed,
Fluttered the gentle, immaculate dove,
Kmblem of peace, of re-union and love,
OjI of the martyrs' t'.-rk, battle-hewn
graves,
Springeth the Heart's ease in glorified
waves
And through the land, for the Blue and
the (Jrr.v
Shrined in the hearts of the people for
ave,
Tears fall alike, this Memorial Day.
May 30th.
It seemed to be but chance, yet who shall
say
That 'twas not part of Nature's own sweet
way.
That on the field where once t. e cannon's
breath
Lay many a hero cold and stark in death,
Some little children, in the after-years,
Had come to play among the brassy
spears.
And, all unheeding, when their romp was
done.
Had left a wreath of wild (low'rs over one
Who fought to save his country, ar.d whose
lot
It was lo die unknown and rest forgot?
? John Kendrick Bangs.
Tile Holtllrr'a ()?*?.
How sleep 'I"* l>rnve. who sink to rest,
liy nil their country's wishes blest;
When spring, with dewy lingers cold,
Hetjrns to deck their hallowed mold,
She there shall dress u sweeter sod
Than fancy's feet have ever trod.
By fairy hands their knell is rung;
By forms unseen their dirge is sung;
There honor comes, a pilgrim gray,
To bless the turf that wraps their clay;
And freedom shall awhile repair,
To dwell u weeping hermit there.
? William Collins.
Strew Flowers Above the Nation l>eml.
Strew flowers above the Nation's dead!
Oh, gather tenderly around;
With garlands deck their lowly bed.
Tread lightlv o'er this hallowed ground,
For us they died? the brave, the true;
In gratitude we linger here,
And thus our offerings renew,
With flowers of each returning year.
Pence hover o'er each honored bed;
Strew flowers above the Nation's dead!
Their mem'rics dwell in every heart;
Oh, keep them ever fondly pure!
From hill and plain, and crowded mart,
Here gather while the years end re.
Can we forget the gifts they gave ?
The lives that yielded at our needs?
O'er all the land, from wave to wave,
Thus honored be their noble deed*.
Peace hover o'er each lowty bed.
Strew flowers above the Nations dead!
A Flng D?y.
Weave your "arlands bright.
Before the May-time closes:
Pansies blue ami white
And blushing buds of rows.
^ '0. 0 ^ af
Blue and white and red,
The lonely graves they'll cover;
And o'er each grassy bed
The stars utid strij>es shall hover.
T/et this work be wrought
Before the May-time close*.
And bring your loving thought,
More precious than the roses.
~K. 8. B.
fLAH DftlU, AT SCHOOL.
PWNTERS* UNCO IN ENGLAND.
la many rsspscf the technical terai
of the printer's trade are the same la
as in the United State*, yet
there are several radical dlfferencea of
nomenclature which sound peculiar to
the Ameclcan ear. Over there a press
man Is a machine minder, or simply
a minder. What we call a press proof
here Is there called a machine proof,
while they give to press proof another
meaning, that of a proof which la pre
sumed to be the last before going to
press. With us. of course, a press
proof means j* proof takeu on th?
press, and implying that the impres
sion Is more or leas made ready, so a?
to give a result equal to the tlnsl job.
Composition done by the week in Eng
land is "on 'stab" ax opposed to "ou
piece.** An office correction with theiu
is a "house mark." They do uot use
the word "ringer." although such cor
rections are encircled by the proof
reader. as with us. A proofreader'?
room or compartment is called a closet,
and the meauing of the word Is ex
tended to .cover the proofreading fra
ternlty. which is spoken of as "tli#
closet.** Just as we refer to the busi
ness department as the couuting house
The copyholder is usually denominated
the "reading boy" while the foreman is
the "overseer." A man's salary 01
wage* Is his "screw," while a battered
letter is a batter. The sizes of the
printing machines are Indicated by the
papers they will take on. a double
demy, crown and small crown ma
chines. The word press is reserved fot
the handpress. all the others worthy
of the name being called machines.
A paper cutter is a "guillotine." and a
stone Is an "imposing surface." Quo
tations with them nre "hollow quads."
A press-clipping bureau Is a "press
cutting agency." Lithograph aud li
thographing are almost universally
abrevlated to "lltbo." and a deter
gent. or other substitute for lye, is a
"type wash."
WORDS OP WISDOM.
BT B. J. KBRDEmrSS.
In nny relation of life avoid the man
wlio whines when he talks.
The pull of a politician is as re
morseless as the pull of a dentist.
You can estimate a man pretty cor
rectly by the meu whom he does not
know.
We hear a great deal about the Ir
revenenee of children toward their pa
rents. I am not sure that the children
are altogether to blame.
As soon as girls learn that there is
neither romance nor logic in making
n mystery about honorable relations
with young men, we can hope for the
future.
A young mair who docs not keep his
word is not only a liar, but a poor sort
of fool. He deceives only himself, and
is no better than the fellow who makes
faces at himself in the mirror.
If a young man thinks enough of a
woman to ask her to become his wife,
he should insist upon letting the whole
world know it. If he does not mean
to act lionorabiy with her there is every
reason why he should want to befuddle
his and h<r relatives and friends with
secrecy and mystery. To keep an en
gagement "on the quiet" has resulted
disastrously for many a woman.
Why shouldn't a young inan consult
his father and mother about the mat
ter of his marrying V Does he know
more about huiuau nature than his pa
rents? If he gets Into trouble or be
comes sick lie bawls for help In the
loudest maimer. Y ?t h? does not know
that these things are as nothing com
pared with t lie troubles of au unhay*
py married life.
Two You iik CuvtiUnri.
During a heavy thaw, when the
crossings were running brooks, a lady
making her way tip a quiet street
found herself confronted by a small
lagoon. Coing bark to a corner, she
crossed tile street, only to tiiul an
other barrier between her and the side
walk. Doubtful, she stood still, ex
amining hummocks of snow which
?night serve as stepping-stones. Two
small boys saw her difficulty, and with
eager words and gestures pointed out
u crossing place.
"Step here and step there." said one,
while the other, with the gallantry of
Sir Walter UalHuh, seized a large
block of ice and deposited it in the
gutter for a causeway.
Delighted with such unusual atten
tion, the lady bowed cordially, say
ing "Thank you, my younj; cavaliers."
Then, as she passed on to meditate
on the charms of youthful chivalry,
one of the gallant knights cried out,
"Say. ain't you goiu' to give us a cent?'*
String* nl Nimm.
Iu a paper reatl by Miss Adule M.
Fieide before the section of biology
of the New York Academy of Sciences,
the Joints composing the antennae of
ants were described as u series of
noses, each having a special function.
The ttrst Joint distinguishes the ant's
native nest from the nest of an en
emy; the second discriminates between
the odor of ants of different colonies,
but of the same species; the third dis
ferns the scent of the truck left by
the ant's own feet and enables It to
return over Its route; the four t li and
fifth Joints discover the distinctive
odor of the larvae and if removed
disable the nut from caring for thv
young in a nest; the sixth and seventh
Joints make known the presence of an
ant of different species. Oni.v after
these Joints ure developed will ants
of different species light one another*
I>oubt About Artificial Diamond*.
Everybody lias heard of the artificial
diamonds which the French chemist,
H?'url Molssan, produced several year*
ago by fusing In an electric furnace
n mass of Iron rich In carbon and then
suddenly cooling It. The minute crys
tals formed In the cooled muss were
regarded as true diamonds. Hut now
another Frenchman. Monsieur Combes,
attacks Molssan's conclusions and de
clares that the crystals in question ur*?
not diamonds, from which they differ
In their refractive properties. .Mon
sieur Combes also urgues that natur*
forms diamonds at a comparatively
low temperature, und In support of
this position he quotes a statement
which tvlll be new to most readers,
namely; that Messrs. Uoeppert and
I Friedel have found plant remains in
Uianiouds.? Youth's Companion. ? - _
Humor of
Xodcxv
Mary'* Walcb.
Mary had a tinv watch.
And swallowed it one day.
Per hap* to save a little time.
That's what the neighbors say.
She would have been a happy girl,
Except for this bad mix:
That watch could beat ber iiUle muL,
It had so many ticks.
?Wheeling (\\. v a.) Telegraph.
His Ottspstlss.
First Little Girl? "My father I ? to
editor; what doe* yours ilo ?"
Second Little Ulrl ? "Whatever maui
mu tells hiui.*'? Glasgow Eveuiug
Tlmea.
Surprised.
The Fiance? "Why, yes. at times I
thought you might not accept me."
The Fiancee? "Is it possible? 1
iluln't think low could be as bliud a*
that."? I'uck.
Willie's l'ltllosoptty
Mamma? "Stop that. Willie! Do
you expect me to speak to you every
tlve minutes about that?"
Willie? "Oh. no! You'll get tired
after awhile.**
Comfort.
Mr. Gotrox? "What! Would you t*ke
my daughter from nieV Why. slo i?
all 1 have to comfort me lu my old
age!"
l*onl Xotnsent? "Cad! 1 tlioucht you
had $V*XMXH>."? I'uck.
Ciutlil ller.
Jessie? "How in the world did you
discover lier age?"
Bessie? "I asked her at what ago
she thought a girl should marry, and
she said promptly not before she's
twenty -seven."? Philadelphia Ledger.
I'apa Was Busy.
His Da uk liter's Swcethcart( at the
telephone)? "I called you up to er -er
? er you er -er "
Her Father ? "Take her ami make
Jut happy. You'll have to excuse me;
this is my busy day."
A Definition.
"You don't know what n skeleton Is,
oiul I do," said the elder boy.
"Don't I, though!" replied the
younger.
"Well, what is It?"
"It's the bones with the people off."
? PiithlludiT.
Kveu In AliMlilln'n Day.
Aladdin was rubbing his wonderful
la nip.
"Isn't it lovely?" iiiey
"No." he returned. "I'd mueh rallicv
skin the gas company."
With a heavy si^u lie paid the bill.?
New York Sun.
F.ttKy KiioiirIi.
"He pretends to be a philosopher.**
"Yes; but 1 notice one peculiar thing
about his philosophy."
"What's that';"
"It's only other people's hard IucU
that he is able to accept philosophi
cally."? Chicago Post.
The Kxplorei-'* Appientlcenlilp.
Stanley was penetrating darkest Af
rica.
"Bui." t'ny faltered, "do you think
you can tiud the way?"
'?< Vrlainly." rcplic<l the intrepid ex
plor.r: "I mice got to Brooklyn all by
myself."? New York Sun.
Tlie llinprriicr.
".Vow*. Mr. Bumble," said the pro
fessor. "you may tell us the difference
between the cellar and the cclluiJr
forms of life."
Mr. Itamble thought for a moment.
"Oil" lives in a bouse," he ventured,
"and the other lives in u flat." ?
Judge.
I'owlbl* (explanation.
"f il-v.j't see what I ever married yoo
for. anyway,' angrily exclaimed the
ex -widow.
"I'm sure I don'l know." calmly re
joined the other end of the combine,
"unless it was to get even with the
late lamented for quitting the game."
-Chicago News.
Knot* In the Cunt*.
Muggins? "Fellow called me a
bloom in' idiot tills morning. What du
you think of that?"
Wiggins -"Well, I think It's up to
h i in to consult an oculist."
M u ggi 11 s ? " Beca u *e why?"
Wiggins? "Because you look soeilj
Instead of blooming."? Chicago News.
A Detailed Kxplnnritlon.
"The city of l*assa Is high up in the
hills, isn't it?"
"I dunno."
"I was going to say that the British
Invading force might suffer from tlw
altitude."
"In what way?"
"Why the altitude might bring on
T.assatude. And the? hold on there.
What's your hurry V"? Cleveland IMala
Dealer.
On* Thing In Common.
Towne- "lie was at one time quite
prominent In Wall street financiering,
wasn't lie?"
Brown? "Yes. but lie's Rettled down
now as a gentelman fnrtner; raising
line cattle and tiiat sort of thing."
Towne ?"Well, well! How entirely
different from his old work."
Browne "Oh. not entirely. He
waters his stock, of course."? Phila
delphia Press. ? . ? ? ,