The people. (Camden, S.C.) 1904-1911, May 19, 1904, Image 3
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? ud ? flutter and flirt?
1 Mil is in;
Imi typewriter's rack- tack right and left
^ Witk k?Mt, atMcato din.
(Mir tad UBjr, Matencnt and bill,
Ofidit, receipt end dun;
Be daps them open with hasty hand,
.Asserting them one by one.
"Beepeeted Gentlemen. 1 ' "Honored Sirs,"
_ Formal and mo| and trite,
laptr phases of husinem life
To start the letters rwht.
Satire tacked in. a rebate claim
_Or anm threat to ens.
Down through ths thick of the stash he
M(8
With ths bwinm snarl on his brow;
There is never a smile in a postman's bsg
You'd imagine, to see aim now.
mt under a letter of formal cut
And sickly commercial hue.
Here ie a mimive that's trimly plump.
With envelope hsnist Mas.
And hs opens the flap with a careful hand.
He pushss ths others by;
The faltering linss sad ths faded ink
He stndiss with softened eye.
There's truth in the words, "My precious
boy,"
For they're penned by a mother's hsnd.
And there's something else between the
lines
His heart can nnderstsnd.
Forgetting the cares of the businees
And the roar of the city s throat.
His thoughts go back to the farm the
whilo
He reads whst mother wrote.
"We all are well, and your father *s smart,
? He's down in the woods to-day:
"Tell Joe I'm filling the woodshed up/
He said as he went away.
'Ask him if ever he's found a spot
That'a quite so cosy and snug
As th? corner in front of our fireplace
With his back on the braided rug?
Tell him there's plenty of birch and beech
That's hankering now to bu*n.
And lots of things in the bins downstairs
Waiting for hia return.'
I've had fine luck with all preserves
And sll my pickle^ too.
Ths houss is full of the smell of spice!
Sniff hsrd st this paper." True!
He cloees his eves on the office walls.
And the perfume the letter brings
Whisners of jars on the cellsr shelves
And spples ia festooned strings.
He scents the savor of autumn fields
' And the fragrance of heaped up mow*.
The spicy wafting* from cellsr bins
And the dewy breatn of cows.
Then down at the end there's the same
sweet thrill
He found in the words above:
"Come when you can, our precious boy.
From mother, with all her love."
And somehow the tasks of the busy day
Are full of snarls and frets;
His thoughts are alow, and things move
wrong,
He blunders and he forgets.
For the call of home is in his cars,
In his eyes the old home place;
In his heart the yearning for two old folks
Who are longing to see his face.
And he heaps on his wondering partner'a
desk
The whole of the business pile.
"You must run it a week, o'd man!" he
says;
"I'm down with the folks a while."
? Youth's Companion.
CUPID,
CHAUFFEUR
T
EUF! Teuf! Teaf! Teuf!
Hrrr! Wough! The au
tomobile ceased its mon
otonous cliant, coughed
once or twice and Hub
Sided into a state cf silence, and,
alas! immobility. In a moment the
chauffeur was off his seat, and poking
about in the machinery. Then he went
to the door of the carriage and touched
his bat. .
"Beg pardon, miss," he said, "but
?he's broke down an'U have to go to
the shop. I'm sorry, but you'll have to
?et around tbe city some other way."
The girl on the back seat? a tall,
handsome blonde with the bluest of
blue eyes? uttered an exclamation.
"If this l^n't too bad! And I've got just
two hours to see Washington before
my train goes! Can't you call another
?uto for me?"
The chauffeur glanccd around him.
**Oh, yes'rn," he said. "Of course.
There ought to be some here on the
?tand now, only there ain't. But I'll
go in an' telephone for one right
away."
"Do! ? Or stay, there's one waiting
at the postotiice door now. Maybe
it'a for hire."
The man looked doubtfully at the
machine indicated. "Don't think so,
miss," he answered. "That's a pri
vate machine, or I miss my gue*s;
?till, I'll ask." Leaving the girl he
walked over to the curb and ad
dressed the young man sitting on the
box of a handsome automobile.
Mo ono familiar with the new horse
less vehicles would for one moment
have supposed that the one in ques
tion was for hire. "Racer" appeared
In every line of Its hulld and costli
ness in the exquisite nicety of Its con
struction.
That anything but an Instant nega
tive would be the answer to his query
"whether that machine was for hire?"
bad never passed his brain, so his as
tonishment may be guessed when the
young man on the box started, glanced
at the girl still sitting In the injured
.vehicle s short distance away, flushed
deeply, and replied In the affirmative.
Then, without waiting for further ex
planation, he promptly ran his machine
to the side of the other, ami halted to
permit the girl to climb in. The mxt
moment they were swinging down th;
avenue at a lively gait.
The girl leaned forward. "Ahem!"
she said. "Did the other man tell you
.where I wanted to go?"
"Said you wanted to see the city,
ma'am." returned the young man, re
spectfully, but In a curiously muffled
tone. Ho had kept his head averted,
almost as if ho wished to conceal his
features? a wish? if It were a wish? in
iwhich he looked at the machine but not
at the driver.
When the chauffeur spoke she start
ed and glanced curiously at him. as
though his voice struck some dormant
chord in her memory. "Yes." she
said. "I do want to see the city, but I
want to get to the depot by three
o'clock. My train goes out then."
"Yes'm. I'll get you there In time.
.Going East, ma'am?"
Again the girl looked at him curious
ly, "Yes," she answered slowly. "I'm
on my way to college."
"Oh? er? you bellev^ In the higher
education of womea. then?"
The girl's eyes were dancing with
fan now. "Under certain dream
?tanoea," she said. "Is that the Capl
wr
"Yes'm, that's the Capitol. T/ader
ttftala circumstances. What clraum
"Oh, a atapmothar at Imm. far Uv
stance. Hew ?aay Senators ar*
there 7"
"Three kund<ed and eighty -six. I be
Here. ? stepmother ml|ht be a terro?
to mm stria, of court*, but most of
then can get away from one borne to
another, without going to college."
"How? By ? the way. la that the
library?**
"Yea. "Why. of courae. moat girls
hare? hare? can marry." Tbe man
was speaking eagerly uow, but be still
kept bla fact turned awajr aud threw
the word* over bla aboulder.
"Married! Whew! Tliat'a a rer>
radical remedy. It might be worae
than tbe other trouble. How many
.books are there In the library?"
"Two or tbree million. I believe. Ob.
no! You wouldn't find It ao. I'm sure
Think of growing Into a spectacled old
maid! All college girls do. you knotpr
Tben think of that young fellow just
longing to make a borne (or you "
"What building la that?"
"That? Oh. the Patent Office or the
Pension Office or aomethiug! Think
of "
"But auppose the girl has sent him
away?"
"Then let her whistle him back and
see whether he won't come."
Tbe girl glanced at the broad back
of the man before her. while her
shoulders quivered with slleut mirth.
Tbeu she puckered up ber lips aud de
liberately emitted a clear, soft whistle.
Tbe effect was magical. Instantly
tbe chauffeur swuug around in bis
seat and faced bcr. "Bessie"* he ex
claimed. "do you mean It?"
The girl smiled at him. though het
eyes were dewy. "Of course I do,
Frank," she said. "1 never thought
you would go away as fast as you
did just for a word. No! No! Keep
your seat. You can say all that's
really necessary from where you are."
"And you knew me all the time?"
"Of course! The minute I really
looked at you. But you'll uzake me miss
my train."
"Train? No train for you! I'll not
take any chances now. Your interest
in the city may have lapsed, but here's
the City Hall. Shall I go in and get a
marriage license, or? will you go it*
with me?" .
He had sprung from the seat and
stood holding out his hands, the light
of love pleading in bis eyes. "Won't
you go In with me. Bessie?" he asked
again.
For an instant the girl hesitated;
then she took the proffered baud.
"Yes. Frank." she said softly. "I will
go with you now and always."
"Bless that old gasoline rattletrap
that broke down with you." he cried.
"It must have been one of Cupid's up
to-date chariots in disguise. ? Critten
den Marriott, iu San Frauclsco Call
Printed For Pleasure Only.
The little town of Eucla. which is the
junction of the South Australian and
West Australian telegraph systems,
has a newspaper of its own, the first
number of the Eucla Recorder having
made its appearance last month. Th?
editor, in sending a copy of his jour*
nal to an Adelaide contempory. says:
"The paper has been written and
printed, without any professional as*
sistance, by the members of the South
Australia and West Australia Tele*
graph staffs at Eucla. Until three
months ago no one engaged In its pro*
ductlon bad seen a printing press or
type letters, and the press we have is
one of the smallest obtainable, with
which we can only print a page at a
flme. No pecuniary benefit Is derived
by any person connected with the pub*
lication of the paper, the work belnf
done In order to promote good feeling
among the residents of Eucla, and to
assist in turning to account some of
our spare hours. The total population
of Eucla is forty; this includes four
females and seven children, and we
hope we can lay claim to the position
of being the smallest community In
Australia which prints and published j
a paper entirely for pleasure. We are
all Australian natives under twenty*
five years of age, and the production
of this paper Is a little evidence against
the cry we often hear that Yours
Australia Is rapidly deteriorating."?
Tall Mall Gazette.
Crude Drug* of Bresll.
A conspicuous feature of the rapidly I
expanding trade between the Amazon I
region and the United States is the
growth of the drug trade. Brazil pro*
duces a long list of uiedlcinnl herbs,
roots, berries, beans, balsams and other
crude supplies for the manufacturing
chemist nud perfumer. Many of these
are staple articles, and others are just
becoming known to the trade. Here
tofore not much importance has been
attached to this line of exports, but '
latterly manufacturers have turned
their attention to this region as a
source of crude supplies. With the
largely Increased and growing demand
foe these products local merchants
hare become Interested, and without
doubt this branch of trade will soon
develop Into an important factor
the exports from the Amazon region.
? K. Iv. Kenneday.
Inflnenreof Automobile*.
One of the points of interest In th*
motor-car or automobile development
i.-? t lie fiict that there is a tendency by
pet ;-le who have tine country houses
for sale to advertise them in Hrst-class
r.*dl?>r-car journals, the Increase of
these advertisements Indicating nol
only that the class of periodicals men
tioned may become the natural medium
for such advertisements, but that tho
facilities offered by up-to-date automo
biles for traveling long distance?
quickly and easily and without regard
to fixed time-tables, increasing the ra
dius of a neighborhood and possibili
ties of combining with country life a
command of city conveniences through
accessibility to them, are making coun
try houses more valuable.? Marshal
Halstead.
The Jolly Modern Wedding*
Weddings are much jollier things
than they used to be. No tears! They
are considered quite dowdy. All Is fun
and light heartedness. How different
from the old style of things! The
change Is typified by that which orclst*
between the heavy, old-fashioned wed*
ding breakfast and the light? very light
sometimes? refreshments of to-day.?
I<ondon Truth.
Jmpmn'n Mercantile Fleet.
The mercantile fleet of Japan ranks
tnvanlh In *!)?? world's ahlnnlna
?? ?? tg.
Of coarse, there is nothiag new in
the cult of beaaty; the only novelty
lies in the extravagant fashion in
which new inventions are applied to
it. Electric hatha and vibration treat
ment may be innovations, but cosmet
ic* and medicicated baths date from
the earliest age. Women have always
aspired to be beautiful and have
painted their faces and "tired their
beads" since time Immemorial in all
countries. The geisha of Japan
changes the color of her lips three
times in one evening, and no little
Jspanese lady ever misses an oppor
tunity of whipping out the rouge pot
and mirror which form an indispen
sable part of her toilet. Among the
receipts which hare come down to us
from 'our ancestresses sre many pre
scriptions for the complexion com
posed of marshmatiow and wax, honey
of roses aQd olive oil. Mixed bathing
in tubs of water thickened with scent
ed bran and salutary herbs was the
fashion of medieval France and
recalled the days of Roman lux
ury. Vapor baths date from an even
earlier period, and one wonders if
there Is any nostrum to-day for the
preservation of beauty which was not
known to those professional beauties
of Prance. Diana de Poitiers anfl Ninon
de 1'Enclos.
The question Is: "Are women any
more admired to-day for being steamed
and smeared and electrified?" Is any
attraction worth having which is ob
tained by the painful and expensive
methods we read of? I doubt It. No
body is really taken In by the* arti
ficially manufactured beauty.
It is the duty of every woman to
make the best of herself. Certs '.n de
fects of complexion and figure can
easily* be remedied. Physical exercises,
fresh air and good diet will work
wonders with those, and by the ad
dition of a smart dressmaker, mlllin- j
er and clever hairdresser, many a
plain girl has been transformed Into a
pretty one. If a woman's nose is In
clined to absorb too much color and
her cheeks too little, no doubt a few
Judicious dabs of powder and rouge
in the right places may be excusable.
?London Outlook.
H#w to Have Btautlfnl Ejee.
First of all. you must make per
fect your general state of health.
Nothing is a surer Index to bad livers
than the eye. It Is dulled and the
white becomes yellow, under which
conditions no eye can be beautiful.
Bathing the eyes In sea water in
which rock sea salt is dissolved
strengthens them. And another im
portant point is not to fatigue them,
says an exchange.
The eye does not recuperate so read
ily as other parts of the body, and
every time those delicate muscles
ache from fatigue you must consider
you have done them permanent injury.
It is not good to read while lying down,
and you should never read by a flick
ering light. The light should fall di
rectly on the page, and not so as to
strike the eye in passing. Some fool
ish people like to show the strength
of the eyes by looking at the sun. This
is exceedingly injurious. If the eyes
arc tired It is comforting to lay a cloth
across them wet with hot water.
Stimulate the muscles at the corners
of the eyes by placing two fingers on
each temple and massaging with a ro
tary movement. Take plenty of sleep
and out-door exercose. If the foreign
snbstance gets into the eye, try to let
the tears flow and carry !t toward the
nose. This Is the point from which
it is most easily extricated. Never
drop anything into the eye to produce
an artificial sparkle. You may clip
carefully the tips of the eyelashes and
rub them with vaseline at nl^ht, if
you wish to promote their growth,
and for tlie eyebrows brush them often
and train them to grow In a proper
direction. To prevent the lit}? from
wrinkling, n bath of boric water after
the ordinary morning ablutions U ef
fective. Boric acid oinimeut Is very
li"nling, when eyes are Inflamed, and
it is better still to drop i.ito them a
few di'o;>s of boric water.
Do Men DlMI'-fo Clever Women ?
Why do men dislike clever women?
is a question that clever women have
felt impelled to ask themselves. They
u:ight go still further and ask th^jj
solvej why mtst women ;.lso dislike
clever women.
The reasou is fir- enn? in either
case, soyj the New Vork Tribune, for
eex does not make any special differ
ence in a matter like this. What both
men an J women are looking for is the
pleasant, lovalle companion, and clev
er wonetl Li r? v > a way of not being
companionable. There Is apt to be
too mr.ch self-consciousness about
them, for one thing? too much "I."
They cannot resist the temptation of
saying bright things, nud the effect
comes to be a little like that of the
acrobat who turns somersaults con
tinuously. Most clever women feel
clever. That Is probably what offends
so in them. No one fliuls the assump
tion of superiority in another lovable,
whether It be superiority of social
standing, personal appearance or men
tality. People can be as Important
ns they like, if only they won't be
oelf -conscious about it. The clever
woman Is generally fearfully self
conscious.
Humor, which helps a woman
through so much and over so much
that Is hard or painful or disagree
able. Is not as a rule a conspicuous
part of the clever woman's equipment.
Being lacking In this caving grace, she
grows egotistical, and then it is all
up with her companlonablllty.
New Kinbrolderle*.
Tho spring season heralds a new
reign of lovely embroideries and lace*.
Gowns will be strewn with flowers
embroidered in cotton, in ? much
raK?d, padded fashion.
Hiik embroidery will be worked In
the same way. the designs showing
branches and cordon* of learn, bow
quels nod sheaves of flowers em
broidered in silk In raised toues. from
very pale tender or faded tints to
bright, lively effects.
Cluny lace will hare applications ot
fold to enhance Its beanty. and motives
will taue the form of stars, wheels, ^
marguerites and cobwebs In gold. This
Is a pleasant pastime for a clever em
broldress to undertake as an amuse
ment. and the work looks lovely done
on lace or on bands of voile, canvas
or supple handwoven linen. The
threads in the material are drawn and
the patterns down In gold thread Id
the spaces. .??s In other drawn -wort
It may be done on the dress Itself or
on bands from Ave to eight Inches
wide, with narrower strips on the bod
ice.
ntcorittd Combs.
Parisian jewelers have recently
brought out the most dainty conceits
in the ;orm of decorated horn comb*
and pins for the hair. Not only are
these combs nuown in browns, gray*
and moss greens, but In the most fas
cinating blending of these co!ora. and
this blending 1s shor a to perfection
in a selection of pins, the tops of
which are chiseled Into the form of a
branch of seaweed. In some instances
the brown shades Imperceptibly luto
green, while the frlngcJ edges of
others show a violet or a ruddy fringe.
The effect is enhanced by the trans
lucent nature of the horn and by the
presence of one or two small pearle
set at the br.se of the branch of sea
weed. An appropriate bluish-green
tiuge la given to a horn pin formed
of two branches of plre. the leaves
intermingling at the top. A single
cone, cut out of a chrysoprase, deco
rates one of the branches.
Keep I he Artist ft: In Mind.
In the rage for articles of virtu, which
has been prevalent oevernl years, the
well-to-do have filled their parlor*
and cabinets and mantel shelves with
articles of genuine value, indeed, but
in many cases of no artistic grace,
says the Indies' World. A museum
is one thirg and a dwelling house i*
another. The two are sometimes con
founded. even among the most cul
tured classes. Let us religiously pre
serve curiosities, by all means. Just
as we preserve Phoenician jars. Ben
ares metal work and Chinese bronzes;
but don't let us imagine tliat because
tliey are curious or ancient they are
necessarily decorative. Above all,
don't let; us assent to .lie converse
proposition, that because pretty things
a^e cheap and modern, they are neces
sarily uuw>rthy of artistic consider
ation. ?
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Discontent With Work.
That there is much discontent with
work among the so-called middle
classes in America is due in large part
to the pampering of children, to the
supplying of their natural and arti
ficial rrants, and to the sentimental
idea that "their day of toil will come
soon enough." In general, work is
not a -"UTse hut a blessing? a positive
means of grace. One can hardly he
gin too early to impress upon childrer
lessons of self-help by tasks appro
prlate to their age and forces and to
beget In them seorn of idleness and
of dependence on others, says' the Cen
tufy. To do this is to make them
happy through the self-respect that
comes with the realisation of power,
and thus to approximate Tennyson'i
goal of man: ".Jim i -reverence, self
knowledge, self-control."
Petticoats of embroidered cotton
voile are novel.
Bleached pongee is making some
very handsome frocks.
A little bit of silk will make just the
jauntiest Jacket for wear with sumiuet
frocks.
Pink ribbon roses trait- around the
cdg* of one of the white lace sum
shades.
Fashion doth make piano lampshade?
of us all, with her mandate of ruffles
and again ruffles.
Those pliable wide kid belts are to
be Just the thing to finish off the sum
mer shirt waist suit.
Pretty little stoles of colored chiffon
take their place among the spring ac
cessories which are necessities.
Broad hats of shaded louisine linve
a frill around the edge, and for trim
ming a single liarinou'zlng wreath of
flowers.
A "vanity box" swung by a chain
on her ariu carries iny lady's powdct
puff, mirror and otl*er beautifying ne
cessities.
Beautifully fine hnlbriggnn stocking*
are clocked with gjy colors and In new
designs. For sensitive feet these soft,
comfortable hose are most desirable.
A bewildering corset, made entirely
of soft pink satin ribbon, with the
prevalent deep hips and long front.
Is a decided norelty among the Lily
of France model*. Benutlful silk hose
supporters to match this corset.
One lovely ycke wi:ti a moussellne
foundation Is covered with soft shir
rings of point de Vctilse. which aiso
forms the grareful ruffles drooping
over the shoulders and sleeves. Painty
medallions of the snme design deco*
rate the collar and upper part of the
yoke.
Brides' corbels display a grace and
shapeliness quite In keeping with their
elaborate deroration. In brocade silk
or satin, embroidered with convention
al or floral designs, the variety of mod
els provides a choice to suit tlio most
fastidious taste and almost tnj ntyle
of figure.
MiA BUH With OkMH.
Bake Into flakes two pound* of nit
codfish and soak one hour; change the
water o&ce; make a white sauce with
two level tablespoonfuls of flour, one
and one-half cupfuls of milk; salt and
pepper to season; butter a baking
dish; put In It alternate layers of flsh
and sauce, sprinkling grated Amer
ican cheeae between each layer; then
spread over the top buttered crumba
and bake lu a quick oven over half an
hour.
Chick**.
Boll the chicken In as little water av
possible till very tender and well done.
Season while boiling to suit the taste;
then while hot separate tne whits
meat from the dark, and chop both
very fine.
Place the white part of a bowl. In
any design wanted, aa a circle or a
cross; fill up with the dark meat, pour
over It enougu of the liquid left In the
kettle to thoroughly moisten it; then
lay a small board over it and presa
with heavy weights. After a few
hours turn it out' on a platter and or
nament with sprigs of parsley.
C*Ul7 With Cream Dressing.
Wash and cut celery In Inch pieces or
smaller; put In a cool place until
wanted; grate one cocoanut; pour over
It one pint of boiling water; allow It
to atsnd until the water is cool; then
with the hand squeeze the cocoanut in
the water; take it by the handful, press
It tightly, and throw away; straiu the
mixture through a piece of cheese
cloth; stand this aside until cold and
the cream comes to the surface; at
serving time put the celery in a glass
dish, sprinkle over It oue tablespoonful
of grated onion, a little cayenne pep
per and a little salt; skim the cream
from the top of the cocoanut milk and
pour It carefully over the eelerj-; then
add two tablespoonfuls and serve at
once.
jOIftlXS for] the
nOUSEKEEPER.
Always keep your celery roots and
flry them. Tliey are good for season
ing soups and sauces.
An attractive way to prepare maca
roni au gratin is to bake the macaroni
In a shell of Edam cheese.
Cat flowers will last much longer if
a little carbonato of soda be added to
the prater in which they are stood.
If the bread knife is hot new bread
can be cut as easily as old. But, if
you would not spoil your knife, do not
make It too hot.
One reason that au omelet is so often
? failure is the use of too many eggs.
The more eggs the more difficult the
matter of turning and folding. Four
?ggs are all that should ever be used
it one time.
After rice or macaroni Is cooked,
place In a colander and drain off the
water, then quickly turn cold water
through and you will And that tbe
itlckiness which is so undesirable will
be prevented.
A good general rul* always to re
member in the use of gelatines is to
(often tbe gelatin In cold water, then
to dissolve in boiling water. Neglect
of either part of the process will cause
trouble in making jellies.
The coffee pot should be washed as
regularly as other cooking utensils,
bftt should not be put into the water in
which other dishes have been washed.
It should be cleansed with fresh, hot
water without soap, aud then thor
oughly scalded.
To cook flsli In water, do not boll it
Plunge the flsli into the boiling water
to sear the surface and retain the
Juices, then reduce the heat so as to
keep the water below the boiling point
-180 degrees Fahrenheit is the de
sired temperature if oue uses a ther
mometer In cooking.
Tinware can be kept bright Indefi
nitely if it Is washed in soap suds, to
which a few bits of washing soda have
been added, and placed for a few
lecomls either on the stove or In the
tun after being wiped lightly with the
llsh cloth. When warmed through
t should be dried with a douiet flannel
towel.
Glasses which have been used for
nilk and eggs should never be plunged
n hot water. Immediately after using,
III with cold water and allow them to
?tand. Next wash them in lukewarm |
vnter, then In hot suds, and rinse. The i
vault, especially If linen toweling he
ised, will be glassware that sparkles
is If It were cut.
To clean agateware put the ware on
lie stove tilled with water aud into
lie water put a tablespoon of salsoda
washing soda) and then after a while
ise a scouring soap and you will be
pleased with the result. Also put your
lean pot on the stove ami a good
generous tablespoon of soda and It
vlll wash as easily as a cup. A little
<oda put In your greasy baking pans
ind keeping them warm while washing
rour other dishes will help along that
nost disagreeable task.
f Jrate American dairy cheese and
nix it to a paste with piquant
muce, with a few drops of kitchen
>ouquet. Pack It Into small Jars, and
Hit 011 the table with toasted crackers.
Many people Insist upon having the
?heese and crackers served with the
?alad. and Indeed this Is the proper
lilng. Cheese belongs with snlad quite
is much as It does with coffee. It |
thould not be removed with the sa'.ad
)lates, except at formal dinner, when
!t is brought back ?Mh the dessert
?r with the Ice, If there be more thau 1
ftttA '9 ?
MODERN ADVERTISING.
It Um? P?Ttl?p?< IM Mm* ?tumb4??w
KbiIb* ?f Himm Fi hi
What i? the greatNt human achieve
meat of the nineteenth century? With
the twentieth century'* dawn upon
the horison this question presents It*
self uiore frequently than any other to
those who cast a retrospective glance
over the events of the century whose
aun Is setting.
In naui lug the tremendous engine of
modern progress which answers the
"inery. Morse's Agate Rule asserts thai
io advertisers as a class belongs the
credit for Its development.
To satisfy the complex material, so
cial and Intellectual wants of the man
who would keep abreast of the times.
It has become necessary that a con
deused account of the commerce and
politics of nations and of all the Im
portant human happeuings be laid be
fore him every day. and this, is accom
pllshed by the daily newspaper,
through whose instrumentality the na
tions of the world shudder simultane
ousiy at some horror or rejoice in uni
son at some triumph of philanthropy.
This is made possible ouly through
the unsparing use of the submarine
cable, the railroad, the telegraph, thr
telephone and by the ^mp'oy tneut of
a small army of news gatherers aud
news handlers, and of tuett of uatlona'
tuid even international reputation for
special purpose*, until the expense of
maintenance swells to a stupendous
sum.
You find a sixteen page newspaper
beside your breakfast plate, and open
It with the certainty of finding ac
counts of all happenings worthy of
note In every line of human activitj
which the previous twenty-four hour?
have brought forth, and this at the
cost of a penny or so? a sum for which
the veriest beggar in the street would
scarcely thank one.
And when one further reflects that
the raw material? i. e.. the paper and
printing Ink? in many cases cost the
proprietors of the publication more
than that sum, the impossible has been
made possible, and a marvel unrivaled
in the pages of "The Arabian Nights"
has been accomplished.
It is the advertiser and the advertis
ing agent who introduced the benefit?
of advertising to him, who make it
profitable for the newspaper publish
er to set these tremendous forces at
work for the benefit of the man who
absorbs a day of the world's history
while eating his breakfast.
It is not too strong an assertion to
make that advertisers as n class, and
those who follow the business of ad
vertising as a profession, have con
tributed more to the progress of the
human race in the last half of tliia
century than the sum total of all the
benefits of all the philanthropists, pub
lic and private.
The glow of righteous satisfaction
at liaviug assisted in this mighty re
sult is to be shared by every one wlic
has paid money across the advertising
counter, whether for a two line want
advertisement or a full page of display.
?Moss' Agate Rule.
Education In Japtn.
In no field of activity has Japan done
so much as in that of education.
Thanks to the private and temple
schools, which have been 'in existence
for centuries, as well as to the higher
State seminaries, popular education
has always been at a high level.
It is greatly to the credit of the Jap
anese physicians that ever since the
middle of the eighteenth century they
have applied themselves to the study
of the Dutch language, thus opening
a channel which has enabled the sci
ence of Europe to effect an entry
among them. As early as 18T>7 Tokio
saw the creation of a sort of Insti
tute for foreign science, in which in
struction was given at first in Dutch,
then In English. French, German and
even Russian languages. The chief
achievement of thi9 seminary was the
compilation of au English-Japanese
dictionary, while in 1858 the tlrst Eu
ropean school of medicine was also es
tablished there. A quarter of a cen
tury ago Japan depended almost en
tirely upon foreign countries for its
supply of professors and teachers; now
the recruits are wholly drawn from
native scholars. It scarcely requires
to be shown that this new system of
public education proved In a compara
tively short time au effective means
of transforming Japan in the progres
sive sense intended by the Govern
ment, so that the ministry of educa*
tlon may be said to have done most to
weld the nation into u harmonious
whole. It may fairly be inferred that
this wise and full development of Ja
pan educationally Is to be credited
largely with the clever work now be
ing performed by the Japanese tiavnl
commanders and Government officials,
the similarly clever work of Japan's
army and navy in tin* ('hlno-Jnpan
ese war of lHJ>4-.">, and in the march of
the allied forces upon I'ekin.? Seattle
Post-Intelligencer.
The Krltlah Kmplra.
The HritlNh Umpire occupies about
one-ttfth of tin* tin t?itn I>1<% globe and
consist* of tin* United Kingdom, with
its attendant islands, and about forty
three dependencies under separate anu
independent governments, varying in
size from Canada, which is thirty
times tiie si jse of the United Kingdom,
to Gibraltar, the area of which is two
square miles. * * ? Thus the area
of the British Umpire is ninety-eight
times that of the United Kingdom,
while tiie area of the self-governing
colonies alone is nearly sixty t:nu>s as
large as that of tin* mother lonntry.?
I/ord Thrltig. in t:ie Nineteenth Cen
tury.
Telwphonn filrl* In (irruianjr.
The telephone girls in Germany
ire Government employes. Kach must
be of good character and live in a re?
tpectahle family. The pay is fifty
three and one-half cents a day. with
nil advance of six cents in two years,
mil those four years In service serum
seventy-one cents a day. Applicant*
for these positions usually wait two
rears for an opening.
t'irat Ainrrlv*" llnlir In Ottnm.
The tlrst American baby t <> be born
on the Island of Guam was the daugh
ter of Mr. and Mv?. Kugeiie I ?. Ityan,
and siie is now nearly two month*
old. Her father is a paym.nter in tin*
Navy and was on th>? < or.l d?.iiii
the buttle o? Mil n i la FS.iv.
POPULAR
SCIENCE
Dr. Hamilton Brown of Baltimore
has successfully substituted bard rub
ber tubes iu place of the sixth and
seventh ribs of an eIghteen-year?oM
patient suffering from pus formation
after pneumonia, t la expected the*
new bonea will be formed.
Dr. Manacelne, the famous Russian
authority on sleep phenomena, says
that rocking Is an artUkxt method of
Inducing slumber. * The process fa
tigues consciousness by a series of
monotonous sensations and incidental If;
deprives the brsln of Its blood supply.
Absence of blood from the brain makaa
sleep.
Recent tests show thct In fifty -one
per tent, of tne esses the human right
arm is stronger than the left; In thir
ty-three per cent, the left Is stronger,
and in sixteen per cent, they are of
eqrial strength. Of fifty skeletons
measured, twt nty -three had the right
arm and left leg longer; six had the
opposite, and seventeen showed mem
bers of equal leugtH.
Dr. Roux of the Prste-? Institute.
Paris, reports that at last microbe
has beeu found which j tay be relied
on to exterminate rats and other ro
dents without doing injury to other
animals. A district covering three
thousand acres wa . experimented on,
four tons of bread and ten tons of
oats, inoculated with the germ, be
ing used as bait, and niuety-ttve per
cent, of tho little pests being killed.
Reduction by electricity of an an
eurism or dilatation of t.ie aorta, the
malu artery of the body. has been at
tempted in nine recorded cases, but
only three of the patients survived.
In a recent successful attempt, the
galvanic curreut was applied to a
Philadelphia man for one hour, reduc
ing an aneurism that extended three
Inches above the base of the breast
bone and was three and one-half
inches wide.
REWARDS OF JOURNALISM.
Why the Average Newspaperman !? Fit.
ted for the Public Service.
In my opinion, the most attractive
fields of profitable usefulness opened
up by the pursuit of Journalism are
politics aud the business of publishing.
Those who have tried to show reasons
why journalists should abstain from
active participation la politics, and
why they should refuse to enter th?
contest for public otth-e. have never
advanced an argument that will stand
the test of logic or common sense. If
a Journalist, in pursuit of his vocation,
advocates ccrtain governmental poli
cies which may be embodied in the
creed of a party, there is no reason
why he should decline to accept a posi
tion that will enable him to have a
part in the practical application of
these policies when they are ratified
by the people at the polls. The pro
fession of Journalism requires extend
ed knowledge of politics and familiar
ity with the theory and practice of
government. The successful Journalist
must of necessity be a constant student
of national issues and party politics.
He need not abandon the profession of
journalism to enter a public service
for which years of study and training
have preeminently titled him. Politics
and Journalism go together; they are
inseparable.
As a matter of fact, the average
Journalist is hotter fitted for the public
service than the representative of any
other profession. There is no reason
why polities or legislation should be
regarded ns the exclusive domain of
the lawyer. There are a great many
reasons why the business of the law
making should not be entirely con
trolled by those who make money out
of tiie practice of law. If public office
disqualifies a journalist for impartial
and fair-mlmlcd 'discussion of public
measures, then the lawyer who i?
elected to Congress Is disqualified from
practice in any court. There is no
reason why a Journalist should ex*
pend the energies of a lifetime In
helping men to secure public office,
when he Is himself better qualified,
by experience, education and training,
for the public service than most poli
ticians. The proverbial ingratitude of
politicians should admonish news
paper writers that their surest hope
of reward for party service Is in active
and aggressive participation in the con
tests for those places in the Federal
service that are usually claimed by in
competents who have no especial fit
ness for them, and who hare no claim
upon the party, outside that which is
established by corrupt manipulation of
caucuses and conventions and which,
to the disgrace of modern politics, is
too often recognized.? Mr. Truman A.
De Weese. In the Forum.
flen Franklin'* "I'hllndplptiln Treat. n
Au interesting collection of invita
tions to and from Benjamin Franklin
during ills visit to Fngland has been
placed in the University of Pennsyl
vania Library. Among the letters to
Franklin are some from the peerage
for great and for little dinners, but
perhaps the most Interesting Is one
from a gentleman who described him
self as "in lodgings" and unable to
entertain Mr. Franklin at him home.
He therefore proposed a visit to the
Star and Garter, and then went on to
say that ho would order a dinner at a
crown a head, evidently expecting
Franklin to bear his share. There is
no record of an acceptance.? IMilladel*
(diia It c cord.
Couldn't rind Th?mi.
One night the curiosity of the pro
vost -sergeant of a well known regi
men! was aroused by seeing a private
soldier wandering aimlessly about the
barrack square. lie was carrying a
lighted lantern and was evidently
looking for something. Accosting him.
the sergeant snid: "What have you
?ost'/" "Nothing, sergeant." replfed
the innn: "I'm looking for the advan*
taye^ of 'he army."? Spare Moments.
Ktlnd licpnrtcr.
Robert Caspor, of Neii-ltuppln, Her
niate*. who is totally blind, makes a
living as a newspaper reporter. His
in;,n:ory i? such that he can remember
the exact wards ??f any spqecll. His
accuracy is luarveiluu*.