The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, September 18, 1908, Image 9
W\ A TflUN
I "By the Announcemem
pr;^l" : . States of Ai
fe I Whereb
I - I'
A patent has been issue
Water Closet known to the wc
known as "Colonia" and "App
destructible tank and seat.
We openly defy the world
_ conditions. Our Water Clo
I purpose for which thev are us
I I "Will 2/t 2?a tj \oii to r2finestt
L I The average purchase pr
The average cost of repairs a
I by this that you could live fif
gas, and at the end of that t
ence of $450, which would pa;
you in touch with us when w
, I NATION
| Offices 6,7,8,9,10, 13'
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. - _ ?
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are | PRcflT QllBPD.cc:
small piln, easy to take, yeulie and " urkLM. otpr Riol.
sure. Sold by pr. F. B Ounter. The sinoular who Wl
~ ?" an American Heiress.
TPTriPT} VT-tTl ATP Th? American father of the lu
Pi II Pin. I 11 I I II IT ?iet-*iL'u me count who wns n sum
AX-LJ' her linnd with dignlflcd frigidity.
"Sare," sni<l the count, "your d:
T Tim rcn *er *ins done 1110 zo honnalrc of
1 Tl Lrl UROi senting to lie my wife. I nm c
^ to complete ze negotiations."
"All right," wearily said the fi
> ? "Ilaw much of a cash settlemei
you expect?"
"Nossing, sare."
When vou have a pre- "wimt: how much win i inr
pay for your poker debts?"
scrlption filled, you want ';"c > ??", ?< < '?"??'
r 1 * "How much will I have to pt
to be sure that pure drugs ro.b!!lkl yoU1'cnstle-"
f o "Nossing, sare. It is in fine rej
are used?When they are 8?",<! ""0"!
.... , , . . , "No, sare; nossing. 1 simply
II.led by our Licensed your daughter and she loves me,
B we wish to be married. Is no
Druggist, with our pure enough? Is It not enough to ask
. a. .. to 8?vo me your daughter wi
drugs, the best results are your expecting to"?
S 0% "Come to my arms!" exclaiinct
Obtained. American father and Iriod to fall
the neck of the delighted count.
Our Line of Patent JYled- But ,l0 awoko on tho llour- 1,;
tumbled from his bed as a Onish 1
Icines are complete. We;nmazIng arenin ~,TndK?*
have Horse, Cattle and! TO ENTER ''SOCIETY."
Poultry Powders. ' You wiust Have Treasure, Tem|
ment and Tact.
Keep US in mind To enter paradise you had t,
r good and you had to be dead.
enter society you do not have t
either. On tho contrary, though
you do have to be is harder lo
than it is to get there. Tint ce
THF CROSSON requisites may be mentioned. '1
llllJr ore treasure, teinp rnment and
DRUG WO Treasure, which is the basis o
-' W 'v' scrumptiousness, speaks for i
Leesviile's Popular Druggists. Temperament is more complex.
poranacnt is the art of holding
? aff CZ /""* ihe subject of nothing a
jLCCSVIIIC* W. with experts who have devoted
lives to tho subject. That is cl
abnormal. Tact, while less unnat
???????i????? j8 mo it; abstruse. T <t Is the il
A pleMlnif. good, W*h uradc, truly to put jro?r y|l,r.?ton? Into ton.
n. yicaoi ? h ? ? with those of others about you.
flavored, amber colore ci j . raay be rich, righteous
can be had?and without the real readVf yet lf thtfy Jack (hat a|)
Coffee danger, or damage to health? whatever their efforts, they re
by simply using I)r. Shoop's new sub - where. If they possess it, then, tin
stltute, called "Health Coffee " pure, they be nohodtes. thry hare onl;
wholesome, toasted cereals, malt, choose where they want to go and
nuts. etc. made Dr. Shoop's Health there-generally speaking, that la.
toffee both healthful and satisfying. besides1'/,
No 20 to .10 minutes tedious <01 i g unbecoming.?Edgar Suites in Br
Made in a minute,'' says Dr. Shoop way Magazine.
If served as coffee, it's taste will even _ _____
trick an expert. Test It and see. They Take The Kinks Out.
Dreher Bros. <<1 have used Dr. King's New ]
???? Pills for many years, with increis
_ XT satisfaction. Tliey take Jtlic kinks
All the JNews in or stomach, liver and bowels, witl
fuss or friction," says N. 11. Brow
M A j I'lttstield, VI. Guaranteed satis
1 he Advocate- tory at all druggists. 25c.
MB
U ' , Lto
DERSTORM OF APP1
t That After Fifty Years of Exp<
merica, by Leading Mechanics,
>y a Man May Live a Thousand Years ai
d by the United States Government Patent
>rld today. We own that patent right ai
iolo" National Hygienic Water Closets with
i today to produce another Water Closet \vl
set costs no more proportionately tha.i do o
;ed, are Seitrzr Sjas and "Wafer *J?roo/ cllicl CcilT
9ate a flatter which may prove a life-saver 1
ice of the ordinary ^ at^i* C losct used today
nd main ten an p.p npv vr?nv mnVino
? ? * .? -w A \j/ j^y va. Vy W A. y 11 l^Vll 11 l/l IV >
ty years breathing pure air with perfect i >e;
ime your accumulated funds through our g
y the funeral expenses of you and your fan
e will personally make you familiar with on
Yours for health ;
AL HYGIENIC MA
02 Main St., Columbia, S. C. Tren
Subscribe for The Advo-' - ^SGSZ ...
'if ri a\i/ C | ixpt4 mriirj p 11 i?hi ?i ^ < 11ntin loprodui'. ion ot ?i 11 nr- 11
cate now. $1 per yeai . tlclo of his own published the year be
Jnted - - i fore in .hi Kiifrllsh journal. And lie
A Dispenser of Smiles. !ia? !vvk"? ,nuoh for llu> j 1?
nrcss TIop inothor gnl;l; ..()lli |loar, Isn.t 111 lion as In- had received for the oris j P
>r for that aw fill? What will people thinkT lnal ""clc^-Washington Star.
j but the people themselves seemed to
lugn" think it about the prettiest Incident A Dream Superstition. V
( c ' ! they had met that day. 1 I1*"1"1 what was to tne at least a U
( Sho tv'as a vers littlo crirl. white luVS piece o .1 m the other day, n
! ? ..." , . - nml w l.e.i I .?
i riuuKi-ii, pnut riouonen, urown curled. """ " " ' """K ' ' 1111 1 ll!"
ltU*r' I With her mother she left the subway , h"sy J" 11* because 1 dnln t know }'?
d0 ! train at the Grand fentral station The o1 " ,n-v n* ?old- 1 ,,u'1 " Uo" k'
usual confusion prevailed Timid t::tv- ,ua" "T,1 > bghna in market, and the 01
elers grabbed suit eases and bundles ,alk ,aI,1T -n dreams 1 re allied a p.
to ?nd exclaimed, "Oh. do we change !uosl 1,100,1 '-"rdllng nightmare 1 had
i here?" Trainmen on t lie plat form | 1 *''
J" 1 shouted out directions for loci and , 1 ,m'st, ,H1 V"1 wl,at ' dlp-?,'rd ' I''
y lo express trains and the guards m ,|iat last, ' 1 s""'
, ' parlieulnr car adjured the passengers Ut !,>M ;isk,,r ' wliether it s a pleas- tu
mlJ- I frequently ?mI vehemently to "Step aI,f an unpleasant dnam/' said the J
iO/0r!livv :y!" and to "Watch the step." Then la^ Mrghua.
! all <-f a sudden there was a lull in tin? Decided!} unpleasant.
,ov? I uproar. The little girl was leaving i .-n for metv s sake don t tell o:
nnd the ear. She stopped at the door, look- s ,l' p"Nev" u'n " 1 ir^lin on 4"
1 zat : od bnek and waved her hand. Saturday, for we sa> in \ irg.nla:
P you I "Goodby, everybody," she sn!d ''Friday night's dr. tm en Saturday totd ?'
zzout 1 i i. it i .4 Is aura to come n io, no matter how ?>iu." , th
wor,i8 carried to the tar end of
i the ear. They made every one sit up. ?Washington I'ost. I K'
1<% : Two or three persons c.d'out a re
upon Ei,onsive "Goodby," two or three -aid Australian Cadets.
j "Hless the child." and all smiled. New AU children in Australia are drilled. 1 lb
iving York Press. but the elder boys arc attached to the vs
? his , Australian militaiy forces by means so
I -. . In a tiad war. - ., , . ,, J , ,,
a "You seem mu.-li upset, be crndet corps. Almost every large
UnCl man," remarked the curate. wS''h?o1 ,,as j'f ,,'aml ?/ clulo,S', >vh" ..."
poned to call when AJurUie n' :" khakl "n'^'?us ami are <
down the law somewhat h1'"1'''1 W,t!l 1,ght r,fl?8' m th? ,,S,' "f 1
jera- ' to his family circle ullll'h ,,loV aI'? fro,l"?',lt|y Instructed. "
1ATK "IIupset?" bellowed Mm* Kvory year lh0!W boys l,!lvc slu>oling **
o be shouhl think I am hupset' O' "-"' 'bes, and the scores prove that
To! 0(1 kids just set 'Isself on among tho -voun-slc,s "'ere are many j
o be; I .lowed If the missus 'ere a who havc a,road> become skilled,
what ' an* put Mm out with my pot '"'.rksmon. London Standard. Yc
> tell nn' me stony broke too!" I,..n
rlain swers. Giving Them Credit.
Ticse ? ? "Von know," said tho distinguished |)(
tact. A More Advantageous T ?>ii.?ntiil who manifests tnueli curiosity, til
f all ,' "Why do f??oplo alwav a ""'ft the Chinese discovered the art r jn
tsclf. and make up?' I thought peci l),intiug from type thousands of years no,
Tern- ally were friends hcfi.ro they V ?K???"
your "Well, you see, It's a good dt "Ves." replied the man who was
it all satisfactory to kiss before tin being Interviewed. "And iueidenialthelr
up Is put on."? Chicago News. 'V 1 don't doubt that they were the sot
early original inventors of the interrogation lar
ural, A Simple Remedy. Point."?Washington Star.
>1 lify "My cocoa's cold," sternly am
uony the gruff old gentleman to 1 Handicapped. <<>i
As- waitress T'"1"" i> .i ? - >
uhu^v; iti'inviiiiitT, UJUIe.NS, yOU 111"? 1111
nnd ; "Put your hat on," she sweet vvorn to toll tin* truth, mid nothing hut
Hily? posted.?Harper's Weekly. the truth. Witness?Judge, I mil try,,0_
big my dumdest to do It. but that pie tin
>Ugb, faced s! d> of a lawyer there won't let "
V to Bought His Own Work. tie! -Chicago Tribune. .)
get To conic across a hit of one's own wl
and work in print is an experience not ordl- Half the Battle. cot
irry. narily exasperating to an author, but a "if I were you," said the old baelio
elligi Washington writer 011 scientific innf lor to the benedict. "I'd either rule or the
oad-1 tors was recently not very agreeably know why."
1 surprised by such a development. "Well," was the reply, "as I already
I It appear that the writer was col- know why, I suppose that's hn'.f tlifi
I let ting material for a monograph on battle!"?Atlanta Constitution.
Life eleetro magnetism when word came to _ ti 111
ling I h,m of n valuabI? paper on the subject Xot by levity of floating, but bj stub- , "
out IK,t l0nK before PtiW'shed in a Ilerllu born force of swimming, sbalt thou i "
,, ,.f Journal devoted to seioift'C. Ihinklng make thy way.?Cnrlyle. i the
that the paper would he of use to him
" ?' In the work In hand, he had II trans- ?,o,cr.-ih<> tn Tin* >vb
fac- lnted. When the Kngllsh version was " a k
laid before him, toge?" with quite a AdvOCfltC . J
U"'* ?thc trnpalnh K>r, what was lau;
LAUSE15 Cf
jriment, Both in Eii
the Discovery Has
id Not be Killed by Sewer
; office at Washington for
lid are ^itanu facturers and
I3rass=Ground Joint Connr
rich is absolutely sanitary i
ther Water Closets and tli
y a fifty year guarantee.
:o you and to those you Ion
is $25- The average li
jloset cost you $50 < <-< / //
ice of mind, not fearing sic
uaranteeand with interest
lily. C/se a
r life-saver,
and long life,
iNUFACTURINI
J
actory T D 1
to?, N. J. ?> J
THE BUCKBOARD.
"vented In the Year 1820 by a Pcnn- | i
sylvania Doitor. * '
Though the n.tuie "liueltbonnl" :ip
U-?l t>? thousands of oarriages, lew
I' iple know ln<\\ the word eaine 1
' 11 _ It '1*7
i?;i' k :u >uii{i ivjii, says tin; American ? ,,UJ
(liiele, la explaining it, when the
anspor: iiion of cods, wan s ami
KM' liaiuli - w as almost rutin ly 1 ' Miis well kn i
>11, a 1 ?r. Ihiek, wlio for 111. n.\
mre at'forward was tbcmilitary store- excellent oppori
eper at Washington, was in <h.uir<
military stores en routo to army u 1 ,l'u" r<
jsts in the southwest.
In east 'l ent . s?-c nin> li ?1 itticulty ' vs ,u
as experienee l hy reason of tlit* rough ,
ails, ami there wen frequent nils 1 1 ,l1"
tps mostly from the wagons overirnhijj.
1 h\ Ittiek overhauled tin mitiit, and,
latuloninit the wn^ntt 1 lies, long I"he Locati
w.rils were set directly on the axles
hnn.it helow, and the stores were Academy
aded in sneli a manner tlint there
ere t.o further delays from break
nvns. and the stores - ifeiy lea< lied
eir destinations. In special ciuer " i
m y, too, (lie load < otihl l>e shifted
taki ti off in a hurry.
lie ilel was pieh.ll ly ..t lu ,. I a 11 !??>' '
/. 1". Ii-U's example W is owed. Est;
peel ly when roads were rough. and S&4
on n.ileli hauling was done hy the
e of wheels, ash - and hoards only.
NOW we have the laiekhoanl. both in me
fringe and automobile forms, eonrniim;
> h.sely l<? the original idea
mi.eh few tispi et the sonr> e of n
n ITatuis.o i 'hroniele. | H
HAD BEEN IN JAIL. f| 9 l
m j
it It Did Not Prejudice His Standing s.'v
as a Witness. ?J
\n important ease was 1 icinyr tried JjJ
fore the erinilnal eoiirt of the l>is BH rf)
et <.f Columbia An >1.1 negro wa
the witness box. The disfriet allor
y eonimem < <1 |jg[ ^ *
'What is votir |H ^
Mollli AN i i.i a *ah." n ^
'Ate y i.ii the .lolni Williams wlm was hci
it to the A batiy penitentiary i
'No. salt not this John."
Are y on (lie J..! ti Williams who w; E
ivi.'i 1 <>l ml sent I > I lie T>. u
lor. p.-niti t i. ry fcj'
I la . l e I . I ill Iijy p- !/$
g i)i .*
u. i. tip iit'.i ni"
tness. 'llif distriet attorney ? !
nplneontly :iii.l re- unird:
I |nw many i i: . ha\ c .vol) n 1
penitent iai v
T\vi< < . sail." ! y-t y"V
Wl...)v>" {^{ )
In l':i 111 m< > '>, alt '' 1
| low long we;.. .ii (hero tin first I - . . , ,
i>bS
About two hours, ill
I Lou l"ii? ilf' . 'iinl ti11h " asked j
attorney, rather < Teslialen. ! I- *
Am Inuir, sah. | wcnl there to j *
itewnsh a coll tlint was wanted for ,
iwyer who had rohDed his client." '
lie attorney sat down amid the
ghter of J lie sjaeetnforn.
s?
{BATED {
irope and the United 68
been Made I
(las. jj|
the only absolutely sanitary ?
o)/.s/ri/yntc/'s of these Closets, jyj
action at floor line and init
all times and under all ?
iey are indestructible for the ?
e so well? n
fe of the Closet is five years, if
< </cars. Now you will see
ikness or death from sewer m
; would be $500, or a differ- |1
'ttper. A postal will bring
j to |
OOZIER, President _
. .J*
nt Angela's AcademyAiken,
S. C.
and Boarding School for Young Ladies
and Ciiris.
ivn inslilnti m .1 >1 s.? facilities for perfection in Music,
lunilics for a thorough. Painting. Needlework and Domestic
i
dined education. I Science.
re Primary. (J rann r The one aim in every course is to
, , . .>,1 iip tlie student physically, tnen1
Academic,
tally anil morally tor the performance
wuh ad liti i.al ... . ,
Ol life S(1 tICS.
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on is Ideal in Beauty and Mealthiulness.
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