The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, September 18, 1908, Image 8
"j A THUNE
By the Announcement
I States of An
?
Ir A patent has been issued
Water Closet known to the wor
known as "Colonia" and "Appol
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destructible tanK ana seat.
" We openly defy the world 1
m conditions. Our Water Clost
K purpose for which they are us?
I }K'// . '/t y \on to '7noe,stifft
I The average purchase pric
The average cost of repairs an<
I by this that you could live fiftj
gas, and at the end of that tir
ence of $450, which would pay
you in touch with us when we
| NATION/
L Offices 6,7,8,9,10, 130
fdeWitt's Little Eirly Risers are prcat ciidddicsmall
plln, easy to take, tea tie and " untAI oUprnloE.
sure. Sold by Dr. F. B. Gunter. _. c. . K1 , ~ ~ w?
J v l he Singular Nobleman Who Wan1
. ? ? an American Heiress.
TlTfTin TTITiTn TVTn Tlie A,nerlt':,n father of the heir
Bill HiK I I H I \\ |T greeted the count who was a suitor
?lli ? A 1111X1 jler i,an,i Wj(i) dignified frigidity.
"Sare," said the count, "your daui
T T^"r?n rcc* ter *'as <'ono 1110 zo honualre of e
I T| JJI llffSi sen ting to he my wife. I am enl
O to complete ze negotiations."
"All right," wearily said the fatt
??? ?? "Ilorw much of n cash settlement
you expect?"
"Nossing, sare."
U/ua? unvP n nre- "What! How much will I have
When you have a pre iiay ,or youi. drljts....
scription filled, you want
to be sure that pure drugs ?nc
are used-When they are '!$ '* s?""! clpcnsc
, . . "No, sale; nossing. 1 simply It
II.led by our Licensed your dauglitcr and she loves me, n
we wish to he married. Is not
Druggist, with our pure enough? Is it not enough to ask j
to give me your daughter wizz<
drugs, the best results are youi- expecting to"
"Come to my arms!" exclaimed 1
obtained. American father and tried to fail up
the neck of the delighted count.
Our Line of Patent Med- . Lil|t. 1,0 * ? the tioor, imvi
tumbled troin his hed as a linish to I
iclnes are complete. We ?mazl"? <ire"m- .rnjgc.
have Horse, Cattle and! TO ENTER ^''SOCIETY."
Poultry Powders. ' ^ou must Hav? Treasure, Temper
ment and Tact.
Keep us in mind I To enter pnradiso you had to
r good and you had to ho dead.
enter society you do not have to
? either. On the contrary, though wl
you do have to he is harder to t
t,ian 13 to &ot there. Hut cert:
THE CROSSON requisites may ho mentioned. Th<
JrrM are tronsure- temp lament and ta
JjDiJIj QQ Treasure, whicli is the basis of
^ scrumptlousness, speaks for its<
Leesvllle's Popular Druggists. Temperament is more complex. To
peranum! Is the art of holding v*
1 ackC^riWt* ^ C* OWn 0,1 <llc 8UbJect "f n"*b,np nt
LCvSVIilv^ v* with experts who have devoted th
lives to tho subject. That is clea
abnormal. Tact, while less uunntui
? Is more abstruse. Tact Is the ahil
A pleasing. good, nigh grade, truly to Put your vibrations into hnruic
flavored, amber colored cup of coffee w.ltb }husG of others about you.
can be had-and without the real ? ??* ^ **. HJ'teoua ?
Coffee daniter, or damaitc to health? whatever their cffortT'th.-y re"
by Simply using Hr. ShOOp'8 new sub- Wbere. Tf they possess'it. then, (hot
Btltute, called "Health Coffee " Pure, they be nobodies, thry have only
wholesome, toasted cereals, malt, choose where they want to go and
nuts. etc. made Dr. Shoop's Health there?generally speaking, that is, n
Coffee both healthful and satisfying. Pro%kb'<l tbey are not in a bur
No 20 to 30 minute. Ud.oua ho.linu.
Madein a minute," says Dr. Shoop way ^faKazine. Iiru
If served us coffee. It's taste will even * '
trick an expert. Test It and see. They Take The Kinks Out.
Dreber Brog. ,,l j,ave USC(j pr King's New l
I-??- Tills for many years, with increisi
A ll 4-"U TVT^vrrrci iv% satisfaction. They lake Jthe kinks 1
A.11 tilG 1NJ0WS lH of stomach, liver and bowels, with
fuss or friction," says N. II. Hrowi
A ^TT/xnnfia I'lttslield, VL. Guaranteed sitisl
IJlG Advocate. tory at all druggists. ?->c.
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I
IERSTORM OF i
That After Fifty Years <
terica, by Leading Mecf
a Man May Live a Thousand
by the United States Governme
Id today. We own that paten
lo" National Hygienic Water Clos
;oday to produce another Water 1
it costs no more proportionately 1
d, are Seiner and "W a fer 'oo/
ite u ^Matter which may prove a li
:e of the ordinary Water Closet u
:1 maintenance is $5 per year, ma
1 years breathing pure air with p
ne your accumulated funds throi
the funeral expenses of you and
will personally make you familia
Yours ft
IL HYGIENIC
2 Main St., Columbia, S. C.
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Subscribe for The Advo-' tbe ortWo ?
novv CI n*?r vrn* than .1 (?crman iopro<
caie now. per tide of his own pumi.
ted fore in an Knpdisli j
A Dispenser of Smiles. !,a<1 pahl twle? as n,n
*ss Iler mother saW: "Oh. dear! Isn't aUon as he hu?l reccl
for that awful? What will people think?" article. Washing
hut the people themselves seenieil to
*1 think it about (lie prettiest incident ^ Dream Sup
' they had met that day. ' heard w hat was i
1 She was a very little girl, white ,K W I'ieoe ol supcrsiiti
! Crocked, pink ribboned, brown curled. *l,u' ^ lion 1 think ol i
ier" I With her mother she left the subway years hecate
0 i train at the Grand <'entral station. The 11 p m,v ' ??d runs c<
j usual confusion prevailed. Timid trav- 111,111 fioni \ irainia in
I elers grabbed suit cases and bundles ,a"v 'ailing on droai
to and exclaimed, "Oh, do we change m,wl 1,loo<1 '
: here?" Trainmen on the platform 1 'l'"' ulght hrlore.
j shouicd out directions for lo< 1 and: ' nmst you 1
0 I express trains and the maids < !' tliat lust "'"hh 1 said.
, , , , "Let wo ask first wh
' par t enlnr car adjured the passengers
r." , ' , , ... ..o. .. ant or an unpleasant ?
' frequently and vehemently to Mop vn-.i.,,,
nvolyr ana ^'-Wateh the Step." Then ^
| "'1 "f * RU'1;U'niIV,10r0 ?'?* a 1Ul 1,1 1 # "Then for mercy's s:
1 uproar. Tim little girl was leaving eaM sIu, ..Nevi,r tol,
the ear She stopped at the door, look- Sulm? fop we s
ed hack and waved her hand.
Z I ? > ?> ??!> ." Rl'0 .aid. I.F^;r?;"cBoa,; u
The words carried to the far end of
] the car. They made every one sit. up.
I Two or three persons called out a rel0n
1 sponsive "Goodhy," two <?r three said Australian <
"Rless he child,*' and nil smiled.?New AH children in Aust
,nr York l'rcss. but the elder hoys art
Ills J Australian military r
, ot the endot corps, ai
The Sea Serpent. ... .
.... - . ., , ,.e school has its band
When fourteen miles off the coast ot .
.. ? , vi ii .i < ..'i i ? wear neat klinki un
Rrnzl M. J. Nlcoll, author of "three
V , ... , . armed with light title
\oynges ot a Naturalist, observed a ..... . fr. .
a- sea serpent whieli came within about ' ' 1 " ' ' ' 1
' fifty yards of the ship. "All that we year those bo>
be. could see was a dorsal tin about four ,( * ' ' '
To! feet long sticking up about two feet
, .... .. , who have already
be ; from the water. J he fin was a brown- ... v
. , . , , ? uiarksmeti.?London
int lsh black color and much resembled a
el! gigantic piece of ribbon seaweed. Re- ,
tin low the water we could indirectly see ",n.3k
;se ; a verv largo brownish black patch, but ^ on ?no\\. s.in
ct. could not make out the shape of the oriental \. io main es
all creature. Every now and then the fin ,,u!J ' ls(
slf., disappeared below the water. Sud- printmg from type th<
m-' denly an eel-like neck, about six feet
>ur ! long and of the thickness of a man's ^ es, ,(1"1U " (
nil thigh, having a head shaded like that ^ing ???e>-vi?wed
eir of a turtle, appeared In front of the tin, V" , 1'
rly lashing up the water with a -minus original indent "is o
fttl. wriggling movement. This creature P?ln** ~^nM ""
Hty , was an example, I consider, of what
>ny has l>eoii so often reported, for want Han itap
As- ; of a better name, as the 'great sea Judge Remember, '
md serpent.' I feel sure, however, that It -worn to tetnitli,
11 , , . ... . .
"j- was not a reptile that wo .saw, hut n T"e train- >? nn*>? .1
ho- mammal." iuff my durndost to d<
igb faced slot* of a lawyoi
to Bought His Own Work. tne!?Chicago Tribune,
pot To con 10 across a lot of one's own
lIHl work in print is an experience not ordl- Half the E
iy. narily exasperating to an author, luit a "If I wi re you," sa
lug Washington writer 011 scientific mat lor to the benedict. "1
ad- tors was recently not very agreeably know why."
surprised by such a dovelopincnt. "Well," was the rep
It appears that the writer was col- know why, I suppose
looting material for a monograph on battle!"?Atlanta t'ons
life r'lt!(,lro magnetism when word ennio to ? him
of a valuable paper 011 the subject Not by levity of float
out no* ,oniJ keforo published in :i Ilerlln born for e of swimti
out j0,nnal devoted to scleift'o. Thinking make thy way.?<!arly
. that the paper would be of use to him '
101 in the work in hand, lie had it trans i n Tl
ac" latcd. When the Kngllsh version was
laid before him, toget* with quite a Adv
W" * .the translate K?r, what was
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IPPLAUSE IS (
)f Experiment, Both in 1
lanics, the Discovery Ha
Years and Not be Killed by Sev
nt Patent Office at Washington f
t right and are ^ar
sets with Brass-Ground Joint Co
Closet which is absolutely sanitai
than do other Water Closets anc
and carry a fifty year guarantee
fe-saver to you and to those you
sed today is $25- The average
king the closet cost you $50 ene/-v
erfect peace of mind, not fearing
igh our guarantee and with intei
your family. Wywy ?
r with our life-saver.
>r health and long life,
MANUFACTURl
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Factory f D
Trentoi , N. J. ^
THE BUCKBOARD.
ng more or loss | i
Suction of Jill nr- j Invented In the Year 1820 by a Pcnn- ^
shod the year bo- I sylvania Doctor. [
ournal. And 'in Though the niiino "buckboard" i- apich
for tlio trans- | piled t>> thousands of carriages, i<>w
ved for the orig- people know bow the word caino t<> be
ton Star, i used. |
lta< k around PCJO, says the; Auioriran ^
'erstition. Y< hiele. In explaining it, when the
lit ttli, <lt lit'liil > llMi..i>.>t' .li.ti, ,.l' lo . ...1
on the other day, nioivhanik e was almost entirely 1 ?y I'hisv
lie risks I've run wa? ?n, a 1 ?r Ihnk, who for itinn.\
>o 1 didn't know years afterward was the ndlilar.v store c.xce .en
" 1*1 F met a wo- keeper :it Washington, was in charge ,,, t . u.
market, and the of militaiy ton .n route to army 1''*l " 1
ins 1 recalled a j posts in the sout west. Th >
nightmare 1 had In east l ? ; < . .-? nnli <1 itlict:'t\
I was cxperlone 1 hy reason of the rough I,,
ivhat 1 dreamed , roads, .-.ml tl iv v i< 11.ni.-iir mis
j haps, mostly iron t!u? wagons overether
it's a pleas- : turniiijr
IreainV said the j IM\ Itiiek overlri :'. *! t!a outfit, ami,
abandoning tin- x a. n ) 1. s, long The !
nt." board-- wciv set dir-vVy <>n the axles
ike don't toll ill" or hung below, nud lh<- stores were A'
a l>a*l dream on load?-*l in such ma that there
in Virginia: were io funher <1 from break
r>n Saturday told j down . and the stoivs safely reached
matter how old." ( (heir *Ii m i mat ion-. In special eincr ???
islilngton l'ost. 1 get icy, too, the load > o.i'd lie shifted
; or talon i n m a hurry
Cadets, 'I'ho id i was proli; ay i ot new, but
ralia are drilled, 1 lt*i? example was followed.
nttaehed to the ^'specially hen road . re rough, and HI
orees by mentis soon u.u. l h.tilling ua . done by tlie
most every large ll<*' ! win-* ; \i? and hoard* only,
of cadets, who Now we ! no tin ;ek board, both in
ifornis and are carria-e , 1 automobile forms, ion's,
in the use of , forming \ to the original idea
cntiy instructed. thot.gh few p< et the source of ii
's have shooting Son 1* rain is. o I'lironielc. I Bj
ores prove that
there are many HAD BEEN IN JAIL
become skilled
lilUiiaid. Yet It Did 1\ ,d Prejudice His Standing
as a Witness.
Credit. An Import 11 t nSO was being tried
lie distinguished before the > limiiinl court of the lus >
touch curiosity, trlct of Columbia An old negro was i ' a
bvorcd (he art of p, nH. , box. i he district uttor
msands of years ney (olimaiued.
"\\ li. i i. voiir nriineV''
man who was "John \\. ah."
'And incidental- v\. .. n . i..i... ** wi... ?
t they worn tlx; Kent t?? ihe A Unity penitentiary f
the interrogation larceny
'nr- "No, -nit in.( this John."
"Aiv yon the John Williams wliowa
ped. com id '1 "t :.r? '.n iml sent to the I"..:'
ivitnoss, you are tlnion ; it. i., y?7:
and nothing hut ' No, h."
bulge, 1 am try- *" 11 ;i \ you ??v< : hern in any penin
> It, hut that pic \ tlary V" H
r there won't let "Ves, snh.'
Al. c\i\, u. it- i.ow Im ; c<l ?11 rrcn ^
witness. Tlie district attorney
kittle. complacently and resumed:
id the ohl hnche "IIo\v many mes have you 1.
"d either rule or the penitentiary .
"Twice, sail."
ly, "as I already "W here'.'"
! that's ha t the "In P.ulliinore, sah.
tilution. "How long were you thoi t!. first '
. ? time';" j |
ting, but hj stub- , "Aliont. two hours, ah
ning, slialt thou "I'ov long the asked I
I,, . the attorney, ratio r re .T;, n.
__ "An hour, sail. I went there to i
u whitewash a cell that wa wanted for,
a lawyer who had roh|>cd liis client."
OCiltC The attorney at. down amid the
laughter of (he spectators.
1REATED ] i
Europe and the United a
is been iWade I
ver Gas. a
or the only absolutely sanitary - 1
id istfibntc/'s ol these Closets, fa
nnection at floor line and in- H
*y at all times and under all 1
I they are indestructible for tl>e m
I
love so well ? |
! life of the Closet is five years, k
' //re tjcars% Now you will see
; sickness or death from sewer a
. est would be $500, or a differ- fe
(l\,ttper. A postal will bring II
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iniiium FiMiiiiTTiMnwiiiwMi iffl
int Angela's AcademyAiKen,
S. C.
t Day and Boarding School for Young Ladies
and Girls.
.oil kt; urn in -it i Lut i. .i > l.-j facilities for perfection in Music,
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t opportunities for a thorough, Painting, Needlework and Domestic
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iurses are Primary, Grammer.j Tlu? one aim in every course is to
. i . , , equip the student physically, mcncial
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wilh ad lit i nai . . .
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