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THE HUMORIST.
ALL HE KNEW.
i
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y! I've worked a good deal harder In a
runt of them, matching samples.'' jfl
l. D. MARTIN, I
Peopli
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A SUDDEN CHANGE.
Two commercial travelers, or
from London and oae from New Yor
were discussing the weather in the
respective countries, says Tit-Bits
The Englishman said that Enplisl
weather had one great fault?its sue
What do you think of this talk about 1
evolution?" some one asked Brother r
ic Dickey.
k "Eva who?" 1
, 'Evolution!" I,
"Whar do he live at?"' '
When the thing wasexplii ltd toh'm
' Brother Dickey said:
"I duno nuttln" tall" bout hira. De
D vsiiaway?Do you love tlmt girl as
nucli as you think >011 do?
Cleveton?Why, oid man, T love, her
ilmost as much as she thinks 1 do.
To a Smart Property-Owner.
Painting is practical work. Si ill
wins, it's the saiue with paint paintit
lir
LAWYER,
LEXINGTON. S. C.
L. M. MITCHELL.
Physician and Surokok.
Hatesburg', 3. O.
office Hours:
1
Whether Ac;
cat) create
VViJj ... tlOUV-U;
Eat
Bread
Ivcrtise.' or not, but you
an appetite and enjoy
. C-* 'W ?? r \ ? t % t
;b
V "'. rite
aavjo .ilo,
?
den chanties
"A person may lake a walk or
day," he said, "attired in; a llgl
summer suit, and still feel quite war
Next day he needsan overcoat."
"That's nothing," said the A me
lean, "My two friends, Johnston ai
Jones, were having an argumen
There were eight or nine Indies
snow on the ground. The arguinei
onlj tiling in de round wor'l dut I
e knows fcrsartain' is lieaven is high' ,
en hell is not!''
m m ]
AN i>ld hen was pecking at some i
r~ stray carpet tacks in the back jard |
^ "Now, what do you suppose that fool ]
1 ' hen Is eating those tacks foi?"
? -aid Homer, (
nnu?u ?i #1 i,u k?i 4 i,nir
" n
You know iifallons Ij & M. mixed
with 3 cations Linse d Oil makes
jnouch paint, for a moderate sir.ed ??
liouse-tlie best paint money can buy?
because the L. & M. Zinc hatdetis tlie
lj. & M. While Lead and makes the
L. & M. ratnt wear like iron.
Buy L. & M. and don't pay $1.20 a (
gallon for Linseed Oil, as you do in k1
8 to 9 a. in.
2 to 8 p. in.
7 :!i0 to 9 p. m,
DR. J. A. WATSON,
Dentist.
Batasburg, S. C.
)B1ce fn Telepnone f'ulMinff.
I>:-3 li i - mi. ^
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par tic
(h or
ill
A Ilicycle O
A Good Tir
An Klectric
ivK ir you occasionally ^ * CKLI1N'
ipate in some out,
f VEJ
sports, and at
esc pi ices you HAND PA!
"AUTO"
worked over) .H.-'. [-J'-:
e ...1 !
; Stroke Hell . .. . li
i ML?
CUT (iLASS
china
C CS i: J
v.
got heated, and Johnston picked up
snowball and threw It at Jones frc
a distance of not more than Hveyarc
During the transit of that stiowba
believe me or not. as you like, t
weather suddenly charged and 1
came hot and summer-like, and Jon
instead of being hit with a snowba
was?er? scalded with hot water!"
^ irjuiucu ins uijiici iuiii j ]
"'she is going to lay a carpet." I
is. ~
U "My wife married me 10 spite sumehe
^y." j
jr. "Whowasit?"
ies "Me, 1 think."
ENGLISH AS SHE IS SPOKE.
ready lor-use paint, but buy oil fresh
from the barrel al uo cents, and mix '
with the L & M.
Actual cost L. &. M. about $1.20
per gallon.
Sold by Holman-C'ullum Co.
hat esbnrg. S . C.
iviu^u r>prin^ rivery tmirMiitj.
T. B. KERN AUII AN,
INSUKAN'C K.
ATKsi.rmi, ^
A New Uua
cell)
A New l)ep;
(best, ma
A (iood Fo(
I
ran teed Wheel (with
IH 4J?
arturc Coaster IJrake
4 !'.*)
" ..?.40c i (1113 stock
r OUNS,
RIFl.t
& PISTOLS
;s
PITY TEE POOR TRAMP.
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<! r h> krl **> ys '! " fit"? A I I
ibr 'vftntlH-! w.s iih \< ry v 'J,
uhlvrri'd d J.iei : > <1 pi.cnu) \
lc;.r, p;e*^. mu n, ' I ? sai l
posh h p I h?> Hi <>) CIj :i r C<' !<
Tl'-c win ni on. fro.n h H.e
A yoursr woman who was cominp to
r_ \merica for the Hrst time to meet
i,, i ;een wtf legittUDg t? a ?t*arocr ?<
rr j i--1..i ' icrL stit* i ti ^ ^
ouy Your At
I: n
f tO 7 r ' *
E. L. AallILL,
lomey and Counsellor at Law, 1 \J
T IT* T7?C \fH T 1? C
w IN GOOI
Longer an **? ?
^ Double Gui
) TA N DA til) MAKHs
H __ 3.8'v tt !l
is 8 -i;
f|:
uui
ttliu, lilting ntu^K'u " " i- r
handed it to him. As he l< ok it
said, witli shaking voice:
"Would you, pleate, mum, tell r
where the nearest 'orspltal is?"
"The nearest hospital;" she ejae
1^ ted.
"Yes, rnnm, please. I m he iug ve
bad. I believe I'm sickening (
something?the scarlet fever I thin
he use in common whengreeting eachuthafier
long separation. "J hit tie was
ne i humorist to the old fashioned s- ri |
vas shown when tlie steamer arrivrd
u- it the dock for the first words the |
German girl greeted her male relatives
ry .villi were:
or "My jiminy crickets I'm doir-goneri <
ik. rlad to see youl" And she couldn't
Railroad Farefrem c
Batesburg allowed off all ?
purcha es of $25.00 worth
ir over--10 per cent Discount
off Smaller Bills.
8 '"ourtH. I
Mllce in KiiiitfniAi: "milling ' f LCte
Lexinictiin, S r rnLlfei
, boro N.
CHARLES U. WILSON, *ound,
see our
A RCniTECT. polldof.
policy |
COLUMBIA, S. C. North Ci
s of business, arsd the South.
Tvpe>
nd Trust Company of Greens- ^
~ ^ . . .1 C.un, Bi -\
C.. U h?r. doing 'uslnesn o' ^
conservative rcle. Too mu?r s, f
contracts to appreciate on
None better, few as goo<'e ery Mail >r
uaranteed by the St^ie <>. * w
irollna. Every cent pre id lu n & ii* t
c. r- ?< * ? 1
I
vie unil all kinds of sinal '
lairing. Large t Mui-hin
kind in the city. p , , .
d<*rs l'ro upt'v Filled. ' J
Fourchei's. "?'?
W Ui iuUuii*
if prsseiits Pel ore
f;!1 !'
"What!" she shrieked' 4*oet o
of my shop you wrerch!"
He turned submissively to obe
"Here, take your vile money," s
cried. He did so; Mien, proffering: t
bread, asked humbly, "You'll ta
yer loaf, wont yer mum!"
"Get out of my shop!"
lie crawled out, a tin with bow
lioirl vvi iil riiiinfl I li*> rvunpr I'rrsiM
,ut lulte understand just why ihey should
look so suprised,
y. -*
lie ''So that young man's gone at last ''
lie said the girl's mother. ( You and he
ke have been occupj ing the pu lor prretl \
fguiarly lu re of late, and I'd like o
'mow what his intentions are. 1><? yon
ed knew?"
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LAKUfcST STOCK
ARGEST STORE
OWEST PRICES.
1313-1319 Alain Street, B1
COLUMBIA, S. C. ?
VANMETRES,
9
ri 1 rv . i < ??
possible
COLUMBIA HOTEL. . bhV,"V"!
KST HOTEL IN THE CI I'Y. Le!'lnit.
houses.
F. W.iSi'iLFR, Prop. : win writ
COLUMBIA. 8. C. ;REY.
una v. iciunicu, an iurt^ ] . .
, tu County it conies frorr, to III .1?
ed carylng home patronage tu
duatry. We want a rooJ li> j j 563.
each section, especially a Ph >tie
in, Aikan and Saluda Court. _______
The following Special Agent
le your applications, tfcu'*
JOAB EDWARDS, *"X(
, ' ouo:ijjL
L?> *< v: Kicyclc
Works
Uruatl Miv ' IJ M
521 Ainrrs'.-i (in. 1 ' ' : "
? & Co
" The Boiinty^w Ml\\
Of The t iol<K * i
uiu iiuuui.
Lachicotte
>mpany,
/ELERS.
ly a twin monument of wretcljednt
came toward hI-?.
"Well, hill?" he said.
"It9 all right. 1 worked it in foi
style."
-
WHEN JOHN OBEYED.
The sto y told by Mark Twain t
in n, > ui; near giri s aniDi^*
-ss nous jrpiy, 'lie Keeps me a gxa-d dea
i > the d irk; '
ie ,4My dcr.r." said his \\ iTe mildly, i
scrd a. lilt lo elastic currency thisnorning
"
Ills puzzled lo?<k having suRk-lently
imused her. >he rp'ained that >he
vant.ed to fouv s Mil u irtesr.
r uaerai director F,
and Embalmer. ;a.?c'.
i
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lb is not difficult to relieve blind, \
bleeding. 11? !?nr protruding plies
with Maii/.:tn, t lie great pile remedy.
ir bloatlnh'f belching. Indices! it n JVIA
eat a King's Dyspepsia Tablet \\/A
meals. Soul bj Tiinmonx Dm. YY. ?
D. A
arlor... eids<
estaurant. tor"'!e
Lccsville, S. C. 7
VOk, M. B. I D- T Eg
R!)S, Batesburg, \ ?
. SIMONS, Wards, VE
SALTER, AND JOMN
ON, Johnston, S. C.
ticy, drop a card to. f ^
-- ~ lain
St., Columbia
i Carolina.
iv- iii i obtained from
" ! : !> rn ivcnjniizi d as
11 Mi In at men! if
\ and L! ciderI roubles
other day about the estimate of Jol
Fiske, the historian, ?f two of 1
cbildrensaunts, brought forth an
lustration of the reasons for that op
Ion, says the New \oi k '1 hues Ma
Twain's story was that when M
Fiske one day went to her husband
horror and reported that Ids you
son had s&id that Aunt Mary was '
fru-il'' a nrl A lint Mart hit ":i rl ? n fr?i .1
'*Very sorry," he replied, "but a 1 <
'' ny elastice currency weuL for suspen
" lers yesterday."
ill m
"Do you think a little learn n is a
rj* langercus thing?" "Possibly Putit
' sn't half so dangerous as the sann
tinouut of ignorai ce."
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it is put up hi collapsable tube willi
nozzle and may be introduced and ap- I
plied at tlie scat of tne trouble Stops
pain instantly. Sold by t'iminons
Bros.
PRESENTS .
FOR Tlie cv
U. David, Proprietor. E S
1336 Main Street. \
OPEN AI.1. NIGHT
1JOTU PHONES 207.
erythin^ the Market
)NES m
zjZJ
JCI
d<Tonils n
^ T R and ex nor
B ro? t this
fortili/.or \
R a dozen) b,
ii
ESBassEaEEffiESEs?^
iP'.n t1?o lifp-lonir fstii'17 f*1 - ii-iscoof
th<? m-.-n v. i .i . i- r
busincRi, unfl m ho ni v a h r s
;vhi?;h "mnkc- .tlireetoiton tv /'/ /'
luricsof ffrassjrrmv. wlioro vA If I !
f ;ui:c i . li! w mriltiijfp
* * f ?" 111 s m v li ifli
i<'M s of < ur ?>w i,
?'? Timmnns |{-os
the historian replhd, after caiof
consideration, "Well, tliat is abo
the dlatirction I ahoulcHuake."
A man in the audience, who kiu
both the aunts, after the meetii
told this:
Aunt Martha was one o? the airlc
est disciplinarians 1 have ever know
She demanded chiefly obedience
ul THE USEFUL YAWN
ut
The act of yawning is distinctly
lencticial in two ways. In t fe first
place it serves t he purpose of lung veil
Jlatlon. t he lungs are not tiled or ex
,v* hausled tjy ordinaray respiration
11 here is a certain quantity c>f aii
1,1 -vhich physiologists call "residual :iii"
Engagements
PRESENTS
For the Prides.
PRESENT*
For the Anniversary. ?
Or Presents
!f TCT C A
Affords w
Columbia, : S. C. I
Next to
Skyscraper. Wm
rwwwwwwrowwwiA
Ioniy oiio k
Ik
as second r
farmers i
creased tl
with the li
increased
the mortjr
be fooled I
a"cheap"
Virginia
Richmond
crew before." The uuiue ? / j
a-Carolina Fertilizer.
ry liberal use. a week or j
o.or ut plaining, as well I I " 1 /
ipi'lii'.itiou. in'.:i(>tudesof ; /
n tho South have "in- j / v\
icir yields per acre." and E; /
ir?ror profits which thc?o ?
yields brought. juiio oil' ,
oircoii their tar ins. I>o:i : 'Jl
liyany denier into buj inj;
sulistituto. -J ; ?-t
-Carolina Chemical Co.
V. -i
her children, and she usually got i
One arteinoon as she *?9 working
her Re wing room a great storm can
up, and she sent her son John I
clo^e the trap door leaning to the fla
roof of the Queen Anne cottage.
"But mamma?"ypid John."
"John, 1 tori you toshut the trap
"Yes, but ma?"
John, shut that trap!"
I eft in the recesses of the lungs afiei 1
he ordinary respiration This in time ^
jecumes vitiated and affects the bloon j
II itid, through it, I he nervous centers, t
l' The result is a yawn, which is resl.r
i stretching of the resp iralory thumb- 1
)t it to Its fullest capacily and the Mil- ^
ling of it with freshly inspired air i,
which drives the vitiated air out. >
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I
.1 fact If ycu need any kind ot a: .
> esent In goods, v e bate j
hem ready for you. | ^
We have decidedly the 'freest ?e- i ?- ?
ectlon and have only *o?id and gen- | tS^- V
i ne goods. Vou take no chance in j
l/aling with us but can feel absolute- !
y sure that you get what you think '
ou are getting the best. Inside and
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I ? IK IK HI flW
If you have a": ^
leadaclie, Ner-J
'algine
ill ciirw it ill 10 in Mi 11 * ttn -J
For Sale at all ^ .
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(. O. MonU'innery. Ala. ?
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' All right, mamma, If you say s
but?"
"John!"
Jjhn sh.w'y cllnrd erl the atairs ar
shut the trap. Tl.e afternoon wei
by and the storm howled and r ge<
Three hours later the tamlly gatl
ered Tor dinner, and when the mej
was half overand Aunt Mary had nt
i awning is mso ocrif nciai in so far as i *
?' It opens, st retches anJ v< nt Mates i lie |
vocal, nasal and audi forj chambers In I p
Immediate connect! n with i he mouth *
0 Tn?- erack'iv si.nnd often heard when .
'l yawniogisdie to the stretching n! 1
' opening of me eutechian tubes from a
~ commuiiicatlen between the middle
1 ear and the back of the. throat. The
I deafness which oft? n accomimnlna ?
UUK.C, nunc, u? jrcv everyiniiig %ve T_
ell Is fully guaranteed. If you will ~
ovor us wltli a call yoi: will see our >^>(6C
rices are Jrv. ei and the gso uclici
han other; give L'_ "
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ukuvj :M uKt:5>. IS
MiUikMiillUMimililZ
.imii < ??l?l eure for children that
.i>.ini, harmless, and efTectlve m
Laxative Honey and Tar. Su
in all other coiitfh -vrnpsorcn'd
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>LUMBIA, S. C.
c
nj in Si1? >ii, ?
t of Everything ,,
. c <-nst ij at ion. etc.
appeared, Aunt wanna suirieu an in
vcsttgation. She did not have to as
many questions, John answered he
lirsb one.
Please, mamma, she is up on th
'c">lfl Is due to I be congestion <,f these
* tubes. ? Londcn Hospital.
e "Don't those poor girls work hard
behind those counters?" exclaimed
the sympathetic lady. "Yess, but mer-j
!or Alain and Plain Sts.
COLUMBIA, S. C. miall
cu
thins I
u> scribe to The Jtdvucate. take.
i?-s ii?o tt < ?* on t>e bow-'
An Ideal remedy for Coughs,
roup. \V hooping Cough and ????
table lung and bronchial affec- c .
In child "T adult.. Pleasant to Ubs
Hold by Tlmmons Hrw. Cflte
at Moi
t ]v<
icrihe to The Advo>r
uri
T lire
i i ?ti . a 1.1 i i :e i < v*
derate Pric . c'cm muit-ir*
?~ Tim n.'is lires.
;!! Spread tin I, i' T7~
Salve, n \ Subscribe
" , ; euU-50 ceil
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advance*
r i ills a re best. They
the liver. Sold by
for The Advo'^s
a >ear in
id