The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, May 26, 1905, Image 9
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* fTHE
EXCTBBO SO AXHT60A
The Ball
New H
-Bearing
lome Is
"Is that ?*"
"Yes, why he is positively bull-dograatlc."?Philadelphia
Ledger. ^
Th
"Doestliat man speak in his official ^
capacity?" 4^,
"Certainly not," answered Senator eaD
Ssrguin. "lie invariably speaks in on fa
siotlicial incapacity. ?Washington in tfa
SPIDER 81LK.
W*?<*rfal Mmith, WUrtUity
mm* UitUi doalltr- g?~?jj-ij?
e astronomer after the experience ?~r~
iany years has found that the spl- w H
fviatehes the only thread which JB M
be successfufly used in carrying |
is work, writes Ambrose Bwaxey
e Scientific American.
2 THE TEST I
' Which ?
f H^S8B"V
ri ne
For the next 30
you bargains in 5
Handle only tl
oest.
' days I will give
sewing Machines.
he best grades.
Star.
one-f
ai
Teacher?Johny, what makes you so J? 11
st u | i 1 at arithmetic?
Johny?It comes natural, 1 guess; and
I've ofteu heard pa say that ma could spotc
not put two and two together.?De- ?? to
troit Tree Press. ter e n
tli
e spider Hues mostly used are from I fllU
Ifth to one-seventh of a thousandth
i iuch In diameter, and, in additloa mmimmam
lelr strength and elasticity, they
the peculiar property of -with- H f 'You
ling great changes of temperature. H Pain
often when measuring the sub H ?othfi.
i, although the heat is so intense H
i crack the lenses of the microme- H
peplece, yet the spider lints are?not H
P lauiit ivilitfswi
HHHk IS BEST J
have two houses to bo pointed. Wo wart
t for only one of them. Wo would rather y<
r paint on the other house. Paint the two a
Mastiff Midori F
toseliroaB^to >
>u would oh nar H
it nttoe oom with i| <. S 'SS^^Hi!
fl
Shell
E
^cnu yuur urucr
ton F. P
jatesburg. - - * - - Sou
ur write iur prices.
erry Co.
th Carolina.
I THF HI 1MADIQT
Tb?
LETTER TO W. L. itA WL.
BATEShURG, 8. CDcaa
Sir: What is lumber worth? they
Depends on the lutnber." yju say? ment
"what sort do you want?" Spl
That's ha v some people talk about ot a
oalnt. They ask : "What'll you paint *** 1
my house for?" .c5*
e threads of the silkworm, al- H
b'li of groat value as a commercial I
net, ure ho coarse and rough com- H 1
1 with the silk of the spider that H Bome
cannot be used in such lnatru- *ot (
a. i H Pain'
der lines, although bat a fraction H tlm (
thousandth of an inch in diameter, H
nade up of several thousands of *
jscopic streams of fluid, which J
/'Tho Kind Jhnt Lmmtm"
the other with any other paint, it matters n
i mixed paint or Lead and Oil. "We will 01
)f paint this time; next time we will
t for both houses?in fact we expect to s<
other house before the Mastic house i
? THE TEST PROVES WHICH 1
Manufactured by
Leeds repainting, j I
]i ' fl
Lee A.
Jobl
Plumbe
Fit
Lorick & Bro.,
jers and Dealers in
:rs' Gas and Steam
ters' Supplies.
. T-? ; m: T?. i
"Well, iny friend, I never pay my
old debts. I forget them."
"And your new ones?"
"(ih! I let them get old."?Fliegend
Blaetter.
''No, I can't afford to work for $5,000
a year."
r ? a ~,i .. i
The Yankee answer Is: "How do you j^a,
want It painted? One coat? two coats? and i
three coats? first-class or cheap?" ing p
The proper answer Is; "I want the
best paint put on as it ought to be/, A I
That's Devoe; but the usual answer is:
"I want a good job; but 1 want it cheap.
Which means: I want you to paint it "W
for nothing. I want to be fooled. fount
auu iviiu u BiugK nut", UUU XL IS
ise of this that ttaey remain true
round under the highest magnifyower.
SCHOOLBOY'S DECISION. i The
r*?t, It Might Have Chuftl the
Werlt'i Hlaterr.
hen Charles Wesley, one of the
iers of Methodism, was at school
PEASLEE-G AULBERT CO.. Inc.. LOU1SV
FOK SALS BY
Holman-Cullum Han
Batesburg, S. C.
HUB. ST.: H
? ;
rauves aini liauses, n
ware, Tin I Mat o. Iron
Galvanized and Hlack
and Fire Clay, Grates
Fixtures, Refri?*erato
Hose, 1'iimps and I'm
I A
io\e isepairs, i iiiwure, raiumeivtare, iiuiiowHoofing.
Conductor Pipe, Eave Trough,
Slieets, Terra Cotta, Flue Pipe, Fire Iirick
and Tiles, Wood Mantels, Gas and Electric
rs, Freezers and Water Coolers, Rubber
up Supplies.
3 nrirl: X* Rm
van t* ililU Wliy nutr
"Becaue it would be too good a
thing for my creditor*. They'd take
it all away from me."?Cleveland
I'laiu Dealer.
Yes," said Hreexem, who happened
to be in a reminiscent mood "during
my younger days I sowed the wind,
but later"?
iA'ii'i*dlIU*UI 1 IS LUC UOSlllCSU paizii ? 6CI
there is: not the best; it used to be duce<
best. Devoe is best, since zinc came
in; Devoe lead-apd-zinc.
Zinc toughens the lead and doubles facto
it; wear. scboc
r/inc costs no more than lead; and 8anti
we grind by machinery. some
We have no patent on zinc; but nobod
v else is treat inir it. i-iulit I .
iiicuiau ui uir naiUK uuiuv luirui
himself by letter to the boy's "V
r and declared his intentiou of I I /I
ng Charles his heir," says a writ"From
that time forth the bener
discharged the boy's liability at ^1
>1 and behaved as the handsomest f
t Claus all the year round. After **
years the incognito asked the boy Si
would accompany txlm to Ireland,
les eventually decided against go- 1
>n't for a M
(link of getting along
[lis Summer without
pair of
r TT* i t -rt f + w w a
fl
f*. mr
a m.
(
Phone 498.
SCHU
hi(
* V Jl -V 1-^1 V/?f
Columbia, S. C.
1519 Main Stre<
ITZ & HOEFER,
jH art tailors.
"Well, what happened later?" quired
V?rs. Hreezem.
a* "I married you," continted the alleged
head of the matrimonial "combine."?Chicago
News.
First Duke?Well do you think Miss
Van Guliion intends to buy you?
Second Duke-?My dear boy. 1 don't
-- ...? ing.
is your paint. Yours truly In It
F. W. DEVOE & CO. ante
P. S. Timmons Bros, sell our paint. naiue
the fl
ther
EDISON'S TRIUMPH. of tl
Chart
Aa laeUral la the Great lareater'e ?tn
Meth
Dr. Nortin Green, for many years 8tm j
i tic stranger went nis way alone. I
eland he struck up an acquaint- "
with a person who adtpted bis
s of Wesley, or Wellesley, became
>rst Earl of Mornlngton, grandfa
of the Marquis of Wellesley and
lie Duke of Wellington. Had
les Wesley accompanied his bener
to Ireland there had been no
odlst church, British India might
liave been menaced by foes, even
u i irNu^ni
Of course you knc
meantime you an
your shoes. Made
vass or Linen Mes
n nr! u;nmpr? Tc Cl CA
Suits made to suit anj
Suits guaranteed to fit
style. To give us a cs
u
Columbia,
Mcli III. 1-y
r taste. Suits made Jit the shortest notice.
or no pay. Suits of any color, designs or
ill will be time well spent.
534 Main Street,
- - South Carolina.
know. Some days I think she does.
At other times I fear she Is merely
shopping ?Hartford Times.
"He seems to consider you a hitter
enemy of his.1'
, "He Matters himself "
j "How do you mean?" I
To he an enemy I'd have to trive
ym. wu.?-vt>v a auv M COICIU l/UIUU 1 CRT* J { j? j
graph company, ouce said that but WOul<
for the dullness of himself and his us- Hn(1
IstantB Tbomaw A. Edison might uev- nppai
er have obtained the contldencc and Upon
support of the jrrest corporation. Kdl?ou
had been trying for mouths to Induce
the ottldals to take up some of
his Inventions until they began to regard
him as a bore.
He went to the uiain office one day <j.w
remained British at all; Napoleon
i never have met his Waterloo,
England might have become an
unge of France. All this turned
the decision of a schoolboy." "
ORIGIN OF LLOYD'S.
Ule Beataalag of E.rope'. Great OppOSlt
Marltlne Astaer.
o centuries aeo a man who had
m *? v/inivit | A?l/V7
Misses' and
r. A. BOY P
e Postoffice. Mail Oi
Columbia, S. C.
Childrens, I
rders Solicited -*1
I ... YOUR
! COLUMBIA
BANK. _
our banking pla<fe irTColu^Ti
^
fi sime thought to liim. I'm merely a
uontilend."?Philadelphia Press.
Customer (trying it on)?I like the
shape of the bonnet well enough, but
lou'L you think it's rather plain?
-Milliner?It may lie a little plain,
ma'am, but see what an admirable foil
i |i.uyn,te-' *froii '.,wi r?vi
uu wan greeieu uj ifr. isorvin ureen ^
and the other official! with sneering ^u^.
smiles. Dr. Green said: "Mr. Edison, jQ(
we are unable to get Into communiontlon
^ftth Albany, and n lafge uiummt out a
of important business is in peril. 1 t
suppose that since you know more q
about telegraphy than all of the rest hnpp,
of us combined you can locate the dlf- coBet
Acuity." ' favor
I - WtAVflT r-^j-V.-SyL IvVifc'g&'V&fe w'necl'fll'B fnw-n
'go to send to the Mediterranean _
Ived to get rid of some of the risk
dueing n friend to take an interest
him. It ws;s necessary to write
i statement of contract to which
runrontore subscribed. This \?na T
rst underwriting. These two men 4? 1
?ned to be frequenters of Lloyd's
? house in London, which was a
1te place for the merchants of the *4Q BF
tn frornflr^r^Tc^Tiob hnolnAor
^EjTH BROTH
Successors to C. B. Aller
WAP STREET, i
|ER?, j
MciQtiCrA. bmnm
ihia. Every
safe an cl son
tion given c
gate our sa\
i>^. i ? - ~
courtesy, consisted' ";CtT~
ind banking. Special attenhecking
accounts. Investi.'ings
department. : : : :
I> *-m 1 r ^ T.. A
1 bune.
"Doesthe new member know anything
about horticulture?"
Well " replied Senator badger,
thoughtfully, "1 don't know about
that part of it. but 1 understand lie
was grafting down to a science."?Milwaukee
Sentinel
tone or not, he quietly answered, "1 ^ossj
can locate It Inside of two or three
hours, sir." tage
Dr. Green and the others laughed out- jeagn
right, one of theui saying. "EdUou, you y0yai
have now fully demonstrated that you am0i:
are u crank." of ttv
Edison never smiled or addressed a Qui
word to the speaker, but looked ut Dr. . grow
Green and said, "If I locate this ?litH- I agen<
cutty in two or three hours, will you t
p.
ters immediately saw the advanof
the scheme which their colics
had dcvlBed, and on the next
go the risk was parceled out
ig a larger number of the patrons
e coffee house.
t of this small beginning baa ' ? e
n the great European maritime ^
:y, still bearing the name of the
When you buy a stove, buy t!
'THE GREAT EXCELSIOR."
always kept in stock. - Wi
Catalogue. : : :
5 Largest Stov
he best. j ? jr jfl
c, Tin= I
ssg ramiciiu
fc; Capital $250
K JULIUS 11, WALKER
Bid,- awn i jmt u?ra
i>ct111\. cv i rusi
,000.00; Surplus $35,000.00
COLUMBIA, S. C.
VAl II. LYI.ES. President.
\ ice-l'rsldent J. POPE MATTHEWS, Sec'y
>
She?You're jusl like all the rest
of the men. Here we've been married
only a year, and you never kiss me unless
1 ask you to
He?You're like all the rest of women.
You never think to ask me to
kiss you unless you want money?Illustrated
hits.
take up my Inventions and give them wbicl
honest consideration?" but r
"Yes, i will," said Dr. Green, "and I rivals
will do it if you succeed in two days." matt*
It was a very simple thing, and yet \ uated
Edison was the only one who had the i a met
comprehensive mind to think of it ln tanUy.
lie did not tell them for many
years afterward bow he accomplished j
the feat, but he did It inside of one jape
j H/ftiir 1
fix: wacr uuuuc |il upi ItTIAir, UUU 1
ii not only writes risks on vessels, ?'
ates them and publishes their ar- ^
i at every port the world over, no | fj[ ^
?r how small or how remotely sit1.?From
"The Annals of thf
ican Academy."
4 Factory
qjore than half a centnry th?
manufacturing firm of Messrs.
re ana tsicyclc
his section, t t
We have a tew very Pretty Cal
left. Write for one. You are
to m ke our store your headq
when in Augusta.
iHousc a
i i t t t a
lendars fl
invited I
uarters
BOILERS
11 :i II Klf. lilt 4
(I il'li'It llnsr, I'ipt*. V.tlve.t
plii's hihI Hi'pai^. LOA1BA
SUPPLY STORE, Augusta
AND ENGINES,
mill Ir-'ii Work, .Shallinir, I'nll?ys.lea
Itlins: l 'hsi inui?<;i?t ?*v??ry iIhv ; *:?pa.,ity :$<k) In
llllii Felt ill : Melt, in if, I'arklllt! unit Machine
Rl) FOUNDRY. MACHINE & OILER \V(
(ia.
?I ?
'-Are your papa and mamma at
nark 'IO!ue';'" askt-d the caller.
? i "No," replied little Margurerite:
ring. "one of them may he here, hut they
never are both at home at the same
)RKS t',ne "~ChleaKo Itecord-Ferald.
Judge?One month in inil.
| | 'J UOD
I Edison went lo the main o dices, t ?ugh
[ wbere lie was known as an expert op- | work
erator, and called up Pittsburg. He 1 dreds
asked for the best operator there, nam- j ?ervl<
Ing him, and then told the Pittsburg iDg tl
man to call up the best man at Albuny large
and direct blm to telegraph down the boust
line toward New York us far as be the t
could and report back to Edison us soon piove
as possible. Inside of an hour Edison man;
inn Aaatus & Co., .Nottingham, _ __
and. have Insisted on all their EJ
people, who number some bup- *
> of both sexes, attending a abort
?e eac h morning prior to commenc- a D
tielr du.v's work. The flrui have a t>
cbapel underneath their ware
with an excellent organ, while
hoir, composed of their own em
ea. is one that would do co-edit to ?i^?
of our lcadiug places of worship
ETH BROTH
Successors to C B. Allei
ROAD STREET,
IERS, 1
AUGUSTA OA; I
Come and Ket
Your Hair Cu
If you wish
Keep
THAT BEAUTIFUL OUOS8
i comes from the varnish in De
Varnishh Floor Paint: costs <
* I more a quart though. Sold by
Timmons
to
Cool. j VERY LOW EXURSIC
i Prisoner?Hut .judge, 1 run a summer
hotel and the season is aixtut to
'voe's upon.
eents Judge?Eight months.?Puck.
r? ' Ivfdcker?Jones and his wife are
singing "The Marseillaise.M
Hooker?Yes, they are bracing up to
, dNchariri* J h<? irm.L* ?llnpf?..r'a
naa mis leiegrain: A loc
"I can telegraph all right down to ing f<
within two miles of Poughkeepsie. and about
there Is trouble with '.he wire there." preac
Edison went back to the oftiee of the
president aud gravely announced that
if a train should be rent to Pougbkeep- t
KJc with materials for the work they jug h
>yyuld find u break ill the line Just two n ?Uj
mtles on the other a'do of Poughkeep- other
sle and could repair It that afternoon. amaz
al clergyman attends each mornjr
the sere lev. which usually lasts
half an hour, and a sermon Is I y
bed three times a week. X
Dog Anu??irri Cr*uta(a.
tliud man and a spaniel dog lead- WtlV
1m with the ai<4 of chain furnished
lous eight on Chestnut street th? IHOSC V
day. Pedestrians looked ou in p|o?
einent, and raunv followed the
Jo Flies On
suffer torture from Flies am
vho use our Screen Windows ?
eep your Homes sweet, clean .
i Us! I
1 Mosquitoes? 1
and Doors do I
and free from I
A nice clean Sha
Will make vol
Better all
Any old Razor f
i 1-v i. -4
VC RATE VIA SOUTH
i feel ERN RAILWAY
over. T() TUG FOLLOWINa POINT
MOT SI?!MN(iS. V.X.?woul
iVcc! Hardware JoMImts Association
I ' >. l'-o". OX E KI11ST n
it A K10 plus 2"i cents for round
I|
"I wish 1 were half as beautiful as
i Nellie."
^ I Do you wish me to say that you
are or mat you are not?"?Houston
he ?'ii i post
June
.ASS ;
trip:! "What's the matter with Brown's
| They begged him to tell how he had blind
found it out. nnd he implied: j thing
' I$y kuowiug more about telegraph- reach
ing than ull of you pu' together, us Dr. enou?
Green hus said." atone
They located the break, repaired It, forun
and I>r. Green took up Kdlsou's iuven- be oa
tions. and that was Kdbon's great start Press
in life.?Youth's Companion.
DniKlTCrt DADA/* D A nuc ! Wil
man and bis friend to see if any tllC JJCri
curious would happen when they
ed a street crossing. Strang* riniHIl*
rli. the dog barked when the curb- tKjaUtif'
was reached and in that way in- "
?d the blind man that he should prCVCflt
reful and step down.?Philadelphia I
C
'a? Henrv dear' UnaHan/t?w?ni
ns of disease, by using Paints,
Glass, Cement &c. VVe have
y your premises and at the s;
ion, to save a Doctor's bill.
). O. BROA
Calsom-Wal! I
all you need 1o I
anie time, by 1
vn. i
Ull MIDI I I 1
d. j. Kir
uucc. I tickets on sale .1 iintrA, final
J 11 .1 iiiit* Mill,
HQ. 1 T<>lf>X'nv OXT: Account I
| national Sunday School I'onvit
. June i,Ii. ){)"*?: K ite one
- plus .*>o cents foi iwtiwj trip fi'ou
points in South t'nrohoti. Tioke
sale June 1M, 2". 22. - ?nl, final
can be obtained by depositing t
]jm. | face? it's covered with cort-plaster. '
lies been taking lessons in shoving
from a correspondence school "?
ntcr* ( Milwaukee Sentinel.
ntion |
fare ' '
( j| She?I wonder why so few men are
t* on ' retfu'ar churchgoers?
limit "?I doii'tknow, unless it's because
there is no law prohibition it.?Kan
Irwm i i.u rniifM. nrvrno, ,
Wife
Let the boastful man Lave hit. own J?uj
way. He won't listen to you anyway. after
The only way to tell a love story aft- of Rr
er all. is in kindness and good cooking. ' ?
It is too late to congratulate seine
, people after they have been married -ts ^rj
long us a week. lv tin
A great tuany people have eon- j"y?
sciences that would require an alarm *"?,?,.?
?I want to make a bargain with
If jou will let me have ?2 this
uoon 1 will let you do ?3 worth
ambling about my extravagance,
tdon Tit-Bits.
Hrrrlltarr.
i. Macuire 'Tls Mary Ann O'Reil- ,
it's th' folne pinnny player intoireMrs.
Clancy ?Shure, on' to won
To?'t 1>A?. f I> ?*
Opposite Post Office.
COLUMBIA, S, C.
A rOSTAL WILL BRING TRICI
nun A\ii7i:n tuxu
The
Story
e
with joint Agent :ni(1 upon pay
fee fl.tK"
it. w. iirx r,
1 ivision l'.issenger Agent,
Charleston, S.
CLIiAK tor A-lion
When tin- brnly is feared for at
by I>r. Ivine's New f.if#' I'ilis von
juent sas Ully Didepe.idenU
a Philadelphia editor agksj "What
makes a plain girl pretty?"
Respectfully referred to the query
l>o\ editors of lite leading Boston journals.?Cleveland
Plain Dealer
itlon;
i ivin ? -
^ clock to ^ wk? op. move
Artificial roses never appear to .so '
j poor an ndvuntape as when they blooiu | fl
on n girl's cheeks. ''that
Come to thtuk of it, if you hate any tar tl
one don't you hate his laugh more than don't
| anything else about hituV i uinki
A pessimist Is one who sees the time ]
! ahead when he will break with a friend
j aud therefore tells the friend nothing, j X|
91* I Iin L uvir nuiurv u pi]tUU)r I
r?- Judsje.
Thp
ie reason," sail! I'ucle Thomas. 1 1 IV
Rome stnjtld men get along l>eti:tn
some smart ones is that they
keep talkin' all the time aod
n' enemies." UNITE!
Hh firtIinr j * Ttetort.
ten a member of a ohurcb congre** i
wiyvini lOUOi
Carolina Nation
COLUMBIA, S, C.
D STATES. COUNTY and CI
TORY.
iM /
al Bank
TY DEPOSI'.
V.'-dS
I his
i
Week!
Subscribe for The Aclvoc
\JLt it ?? in I I in Af ?ll
tell it l>y t he bloom of health on
cheeks: 11ic brightness of the eyes
Hi niiit i-i of the flesh and muscles
houyancy of the mind. Try then
0. J. Harris, P. H. I,"outer, Tim
Hros. and Ciosson liruK Stoi
Leesvillc. 2o cents.
ate. It is Subscribe for the Advocate?5(
Komi .Mother - Tommy, darling, this
1 tl,e is your birthday. What would you
th(] like best?
: t,'u* Tommy (after a moment's reflection)
ii. At _j u,jnk i siu?ukl enjoy seeing the
tnons ha by spanked.? New Yorker,
re of
"Self-opinionated? Well, 1 should
l)c a say In- is 1 never met, anyone n .
aii opuuiisi sees oniy eternal rrlend- !
ship and tell* tl>e friend oil.?Atcliison lu'
Globe.
tion
Hoyii( Ilf Wai't Kind I*. j ?'la^
"That man's always looking for j
work." cow?
"Yes. that's what he says, but he's cr'Ul
one of those people who go round with
n snow shovel In July and a pitchfork j
1 In January." , Ok
?"*- tuvi" PA PIT AT
on of tbe custom of orciuntioD 'TTRpf ik
il endanger belief In the resurree 'i amii it"
of tbe dead tbe reply of I^ortl
teshury silenced any further doubt
i be asked. "What, then, baa bef
of the holy martyrs who were
at*' Interest al
ruan
lit* Psytna Power'. .
I Ootroi?I don;t think much of
, PAID IN
PROFITS, ....
r OF STOCKHOLDERS,
SAVINGS DEPART/YIEN
lowed at the rate of 4 per cent, per annum, pa
f. May, August and November.
*RK, President. J. S. MUI
xjpcj r*?v;? ?* ?
$200,0(0 j
200! (X 0 j
1 *182,000 * I
yable quarterly, Feb- |
'LBR. Vice-President. j
"'VIIIII i-m n >1^11 in till
year.
..u inns u. j year in advance.
^
mat ic."
/
j tllBt
Let no man talk of freedom until he P*rl<
la sure be can govern himself.? Goethe.
part
Gotr
fcaoi
young nuneieign woo poses ma a
>r ornament arouDd here occasion ^
Pretty Daughter-Why, pa, ha
i me the loretteat compliments. Old
"OK? Taa. and that's ail be wan seec
aP^r?gagg?<J tmr ?? t can taann.
ii i usmcr. "1". ti. iM hi
assets Over -
UHAN, Asu't. Cashier \
$1,5 00,000.
I * j