The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, May 26, 1905, Image 8

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nr** 11 4r* x * \ .r i i i ?? , t* THE ElTEflEO Bff ADVOOA [ "Is that Mt" . jc ' vb *Hv +' V' * i ne ?au New H m Thp -Dearing ome Is Rp<st "Yes, why tie is positively bull-dogmatic."? Philadelphia Ledger. ^ Ti "Does that man speak In his official ( capacity?" 4^ ' Certainly not," answered Senator Ssrgum. 'He invariably speaks in ou I siotllcial incapacity. ?Washington in tl Star. SPIOER SILK. J?. Waslcrfil Mrvagtk, lUatMly M? Uitlat ?wUl?y. gjgj ie astronomer after the experience liny years has found that the spi- jffl famishes the only thread which JH J be socceasfuBy used in carrying j lis work, writes Ambrose Swazey ' ie Scientific American. ie spider lines mostly used are from jHB THE TEST Which i ^9 MtlH IC RP6T I A s^2B^V^X?%mA^S^L\. ^ '^ '/"^CvS m For the next 30 i you bargains in S 1 Handle only tl Send your order days I will give ewing Machines. le best grades. or write for prices. one-; ai Teacher?Johny, what makes you so! |? 1 stui i 1 at arithmetic? I atso I Jobny?It comes natural, I guess; ana I've ofteu beard pa say that ma could spot not put two and two together.?De- t? troit Free Tress. ter In tl tl Hfth to one-seventh of a thousandth j j a inch in diameter, and. in addition ? heir strength and elasticity, they i the peculiar property of -with- | Toi ding great changes of temperature, B Pal often when measuring the sun fl < othi b, although the heat is so intense B } crack the lentaes of the iniczome- B yeplece, yet thespider lines are?not B le least injured. B ie threads of the silkworm, al- B aSEZ ~ 4 1 have two houses to bo pain tod. We tu at for only one of them. Wo would rather j er paint on tho other house. Paint the two Mastic Mixed 1 ."Thtt Kind *1an* It to ?ell yoa Mfc rou would use eoaw 11 Shelt Ba I r* A 1 on F. P ttesburg. - - - - Soul i ^ R erry Co. th Carolina. THE HUMORIST. LETTER TO W. L. KAWL. BATEShURG, 8. C- ^ Deaa Sir: What is lumber worth? they 'Depends on the lumber," yju say? men "what sort do you want?" 8P That's ha v some people talk ahout of a paint. They ask : "What'll you paint *** my house for?" "JJ The Yankee answer Is: "TIow do you gli of great value as a commercial I uct. ure ao coarse and rough com- H d with the silk of the spider that H 001X1 cannot be used, in such instru- H lot ts. Pail Ider lines, although bat a fraction H the thousandth of an Inch In diameter, H made up of several thousands of oscopic streams of fluid, which e and form a single line, and It is use of this that tl*v remain true the other with any other paint, it matters ie mixed paint or Lead and Oil. We will < of paiDt this time; next time we wi at for both houses?in fact we expect to other house before the Mastic house ? THE TEST PROVES WHICH Manufactured bjr PEASLEE-GAULBERT CO.. Inc.. LOUIS 1-,^^ f\. \ Jobbe Plumber Fitt Stoves and Ilanges, Sto uui iwrv VJV LII :rs and Dealers in s' Gas and Steam ers' Supplies. ve He pairs, Tinware, Enamelware, Hollow "Well, my friend, I never pay my old debts. I forget them." "And your new ones?" "Oh! 1 let them get old."?Fllegend Blaetter. ''No, I can't afford to work for $5,000 a year." 'Can't! And why not?" it. ivaiiih iwi f/v\ r?? want it painted? One coat? two coats? and three coats? first-class or cheap?" ing \ The proper answer is; "I want the best paint put on as it ought to be.r, A That's Devoe; but the usual answer is: D1-f "I want a good job; but 1 want it cheap. Which means: I want you to paint it "W for nothing. 1 want to be fooled. foun Lead-and-oii is the costliest paint * S? t V> f> i c nnt tl\o hoct it. ncoH t r\ ho duce round under tbe highest magnify- ^||^H >ower. SCHOOLBOY'S DECISION. JThe 'rrat, It Mljrht Hbt? Chaagci the Warlt'a Hlatorr. 'ben Charles Wesley, one of tbe ders of Methodism, was at school ntleman of tbe same name intro <1 himself bv letter to the bov's VX Holman-Cullum Har Batesburg, S. C. j /t ? ? ware, Tin IMatc. Iron ] Cialvani/.cd and Mack s and I^ire Clay, C.rates ai Fixtures. Refrigerators, Hose, Pumps and Pump Lee A. 1 Roofing. Conductor Pipe, Eave Trough, hcets, Terra Cotta, Flue Pipe, Fire Brick nd Tiles, Wood Mantels, Gas and Electric , Freezers and Water Coolers, Rubber i Supplies. Lorick & Bro., *V tfvuiu uv CW H??UU a , thing for my creditor*. They'd take it all away from me."?Cleveland I'laiti Dealer. Yes," said Breexem, who happened | to be in a reminiscent mood ''during my younger days I sowed the wind, but later"? "Well, what happened later?" quir best. Devoe is best, since zinc came in: Devoe lead-apd-zinc. er Zinc toughens the lead and doubles fact< it* wear. 8<-bo /inc costs no more than lead; and Bant we grind by machinery. Bom< We have no patent on zinc; but no- chai body else is treating it right. Devoe ing is your paint. Yours truls tn t er and declared tola Intention of I 4 ing Charles his heir," says a writ- M W m. "From that time forth the bene- >r discharged the boy's liability at \ ol and behaved as the handsomest . a Claus all the year round. After i years the incognito asked the boy j ' would accompany him to Ireland, les eventually decided against goThe stranger went his way alone. rnlond ha afmalr in* nn ?/?nnolnf_ >n't ToraM think of getting along this Summer without a pair of IITIMO ?SH in ute ;fl fl apc ai c< Phone 498. SCHUl HIGI Suits made to suit any t mimbia, C. 1519 Main Stree rz & HOEFER, tl ART TAILORS. aste. Suits made at the shortest notice. eu Mrs. Breezem. "I married you," contlnted the alleged head of the matrimonial "combine."?Chicago News. First Duke?Well do you think Miss Van Guhion intends to buy yon? Second Duke*? My dear boy. 1 don't know. Some days I think she does. F. W. DEVOE & CO. anoe P. S. Tinimons Bros, sell our paint. naiu _ the I ther EDISON'S TRIUMPH. of 1 Chni Am ImMnI I the Great lareatar'a fact( Start la Life. MeU Dr. NorTin Green, for many Tears stln president of the Western Union Tele- |f jt graph romnauy. once said that but ? ? ? M with a person who adopted his e of Wesley, or Wellesley, became Brat Earl of Mornlngton, grundfaof the Marquis of Wellesley and the Duke of Wellington. Had les Wesley accoinpunled his bene>r to Ireland there had been no lodlst church, British India might have been menaced by foes, even /yl0*'l remained British at all; Napoleon 'W M MA ^ VI V>T A A Of course you kn meantime you a your shoes. Mac vass or Linen Me and women's, $1.50. iow in the 9 re saving 9 le in Can- 1 Suits guaranteed to fit, i style. To give us a call 133 Columbia, Mch 31, 1-v or no pay. Suits of any color, designs or will be time well spent. !4 Main Street, - - South Carolina. At other times I fear she is merely shopping ?llartford Times. "He seems to consider you a hitter enemy of his." ' He flatters himself " "How do you mean?" To he an enemy I'd have to give 8 )me I bought to him. I'm merely a - - * - >YUU for the dullness of himself and his a?- HI1(j lstants Thomas A. Edison might uev- n,l!)a er have obtained the contidencc and U|(OE support of the jrrest corporation. Kdltuu hud been trying for months to Induce the officials to take U]> some of his inventions until they begun to reKurd him us u bore. He went to the main office one day and was greeted by Dr. Motrin Green t.a end the other ofHel<ilii with anaerlnn iu uever nave met ins waienoo, England might have become an inage of France. All this turned i the decision of a schoolboy." ORIGIN OF LLOYD'S. .Me 8**1.-1., of E.r.M'. Or..l OppOSl Maritime A?eary. ro centuries ago a man who had rgo to send to the Mediterranean Misses' and T. A. BOY I te Postoffice. Mail < Columbia, S. C. 1 Childrens, N E,' 1 Jrders Solicited 1 YOUR ^ this vo hia. Every COLUMBIA BANK. ur banking plj<e fn Co l urn?i _ courtesy, consisteft{/ ''CTT~ ituniiloud."?Philadelphia Press. Cust(imer (trying it on)?I like the Oiupe of the bonnet well enough, hut lun't you think it's rather plain? XI illiner?It may be a little plain, ma'am. but see what an admirable foil smiles. Dr. Green said: "Mr. Edison, bv j( we are unable to get Into communlca- with tlon trttfc Albany, and a lafge ainmmt t of Important business Is In peril. 1 lappose thut since you know more tlie , about telegraphy tbau ail of the rest of us couibiued you can locate the difQ":Si? x^joir-BLtin iiflT,JiVLft faY0 tone or not, he quietly answered, "1 gOHi, rived to get rid of s vne of tbe risk iduting a friend to take an interest . blui. It was necessary to write a statecieal of contract to wblch guarantors subscribed. Tbis was Qrst underwriting. These two men 4^71 >ened to be frequenters of Lloyd's 'a bouse in Loudon, wblch was a irite place for tbe merchants of the ii to gather to discuss business or to iip. ^TH BROTt Successors to C. B. AIR lRQAD- STREET, 1 E RS, j I sate an d sour tion given cli gate onr savi Palmetto I id banking. Special attenlocking accounts. Investings department. : : : : Bank & Trust Co., ''Docs the new rue ruber know anything about horticulture?" Well." replied Senator badger, thoughtfully, "1 don't know about that part of it, but 1 understand he v\as grafting down to a science."?Milwaukee Sentinel. i cau iiicaif 11 iiuiuf or two or mrw hours, sir." tage Dr. Green and the others laughed outright, one of them saying, "Edison. you TOy, have now fully demonstrated that you amo are u crank." of j| Edison never smiled or addressed a Qi word to the speaker, but looked ut Dr. i gro, Greeu nud said, "If I locate this ditfl- I agP, culty in two or three hours, will you ! r,u take up my Inventions and give them j wi)l< hers Immediately saw the advac! of the scheme which their collies had devised, and on the next ?ge the risk was parceled out mg n larger number of the patrons he coffee house. it of this small beginning has a vn the great European maritime ? fl icy, still bearing the name of the ible coffee house proprietor, and \A7' Ck L-h not only writer risks on vessels. ?* O When you buy a stove, buy THE GREAT EXCELSIOR." always kept in stock. - M Catalogue. : : : e Largest Sto^ ire and Kicvcl the best. 1 Parts ] f'rite for 1 ire, Tin- 1 eHouRft J ? Capital S250,< JULIUS II, WALKER \ HBSii DOO.OO; Surplus $35,000.00 >LUMBIA, S. C. U M. LYI.IiS. President. ice-Prsldent. J. POPE MATTHEWS, Sec'y She?You're just, like all the rest of the men. Here we've been married only a year, and you never kiss me unless 1 ask you to He?You're like all the rest of women. You never think to ask me to kiss you unless you want money?Illustrated hits. m ? bonest consideration?" [ but "Yes, I will," said Dr. Green, "and 1 rtyg will do it if you succeed In two days." mat It wus a very simple thing, and yet nat? Edison was the only one who had the Ami comprehensive mind to think of it intently. He did not tell them for many years afterward how he accomplished the feat, hut be did it inside of one ia(je bour <fho Edison went to the main ofllces, t Ene rates them and publishes their an Is at every port the world over, no | JJ ter how small or how remotely sit d.?From "The Annals of tbf friean Academy." 4 Factory fb?p(l. ir niore than half a century tha manufacturing firm of Messrs. mas Adams & Co., Nottingham, . ^ _ land. hnrt> liiaistad (in all ^ L af this section, t t We have a tew very Pretty C left. Write for one. You ai to m ke our store your head when in Augusta. ir^nrTJ rv r i i i i t alendars e Invited (quarters ? "V ^ r~* BOILERS \e>. llniifTT*. KU:. Huild (! ir It'll 11ose, Pipe, Valves 11 plies ami Repair-. LOAlIiAR SUPPLY SIORL, Augusta!]; AND ENGINES, l?B.S"J ami Sleet ir<>ii Work. Shaltintr, 1'uiley*. tJea inu fasting;?fa?t evry iIhv; capacity IMK) li? mi Felting; Helving, I'arKins: ami Machine l> FOUNDRY. MACHINE & OILER WC a. xu a tv nn , wiw * ? - - ' Are your papa and mamma al hark ,,0ine;'" asked the caller. 1 i pe "No," replied little Margurerite: ri nj?. "one of the in inay be here, hut they in?l*. never are both at home at the same >RKS t'me "?Chicago Record-Herald. i ! Judge?One month in jail. Prisoner?But, judge. 1 run a sum where he was known as an expert op- j ^qjerator, and called up Pittsburg. He jr<H] asked for the best operator there, nam- j g^rv lng hlni, and then told the Pittsburg inan to cali up the best man at Albuny iarg and direct hlni to telegraph down the pous llue toward New York as far as he the could and report buck to Edison us soon p|OT as possible. Inside of an hour Edison man had this telegram: A 1c "I run tvlwinnh nil ripht down to k people, who number some hup- ^ Is of both sexes, attending a abort Ice each morning prior to commenc- i their day's work. The firm have a ?4U I e chapel uuderneath their ware ie. with an excellent organ, while choir, composed of their own em ees. is oue that would do credit to ?? iy of our leading places of worship. H-al clergyman attends each morn c, i n orvu l r Successors to C B. All< BROAD STREET, ltltb, AUGUSTA OA, Come a nil ^et Your Hair Cut li" you wish Keep A 11 i K??? ii ni? in/\i du/\u i iruL UL.U?? i comes from the varnish in He Yarnishh Floor Paint: costs 4 I more a quart though. Sold hy Timmons to Cool. VERY LOW EXURSIC B4TF VIA SOUTH mer hotel and the season is about to voe's open. jents Judge?Eight months.?Puck. ro ' Ivoicker?Jones and his vsife are sinning "The Marseillaise/' Mocker?Yes, they are bracing up to .discharge the cook. ? Harper's Uazar. ? ? '"S within two miles of Pougbkeepsie, aDd aboi there is trouble with i.he wire there." preii Edison went buck to the oftice of the president and gravelv unuouuced that I if a train should be rent to I'oughkeep- ? yie with materials t ?r the work they jug jypukl flud ft break in the line Just two miles on the other s'de of I'oughkeep- othe sle and could repair It that afternoon. a ma They begged him to tell how he had blini ivi ?ur ai-i 1 itt. v\ uic-n usuany lasxa n it half an bnur, and a sermon is ehed three times a week. X Do* Anuoiacei CreHiagi. blind man and n spaniel dog lead- Wh> h^m with the a it) qf chain furnished iriout) sight on Chestnut street th? ' rlOSe r day. Pedestrions looked 011 in not ] zeineut, and many followed the d man und his friend to see if any- | the gei No Flies Ot / suffer torture from Flies ai who use our Screen Windows Keep your Homes sweet, clean rms of disease, by usinsr Paint: i Us! id Mosquitoes? and Doors do and free from s. Calsnm-Wflll i A IIIC^ C I V il I I lil > Will make you Better all Any old Razor fi> Up on short no feel ERN RAILWAY OVer. T(> THE FOLLOWING POINT IK) I' SIM<IN(!S. V A.?*out 1 Hardware Jobbers Association <; !', 1 ??0". Kale ON K l-M ItST < I ; iIAUIC plus l!"? cents Kir round tlCC. j ! ickeis en sale J tine It. 4. final "I wish I were half as licautifui as Nellie." ^ Do you wish me to say that you are or ihat you are nor?"?Houston hern i\>st .In ue .ASS trip: "What's the matter with Brown's li,?. face? It'scovered with cort-plaster. ' rounu 11 oui. ana ue rrpueu: ; tnm "By kuowing more about telegraph- reac log than all of you pu* together, as Dr. enoi Greeu bus said." stou Tbey located the br?Mk, repaired it, foru and I>r. Green took up Kdlsou's Inven- be c tions, aud tbnt was Kdbon's great start Pres In life.--Youth's Companion. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. ' JJ U II g curious would happen when they Finish hed a street crossing. Strang* r'n' igli, the dog barked when the curb- t>eatlti e was reached and in that way inled the blind man that he should pTCVer areful and step down.?Philadelphia ' / Chaaer For a isrgal*. V if?- Henry, dear! Husband?Weill e?I want to make a bargain with i, Glass, Cement &c. VVe hav< fy your premises and at the ition, to save a Doctor's bill. J. O. BROi i all you need to same ;ime, by rt'N, D. J. Kl> Read ' 11 .1 line i:?i11. lixr?. J ^ y I TOf'ONT" ONT: AfCOcn' I * | national Sunday .wehool t'onvt i June 20th-2"tb, )9o">: I{ ite one ? ; (tins :>? cents fin round l rip t'i'oii points in South Caroline. T'^-'ke sale June 1M, 2<?. 22. -hii, tin4,1 can bo obtained by depositing t j with joint Agent and upon pay --nes ueen taking lessons in shoving from a correspondence school nter- .Milwaukee Sentinel. ition j faro 1 l 1 She?I wonder why so few men are tHon I regular churchgoers? He?I don't know, unless it's because I 'kut 'here is no law prohibiting it.?Kan* inent j sas City 1 "(K'?>e llknk Let the boastful man Lave bis own 'V?u , way. lie won't listen to you auyr uy. *'te The only way to tell a love story aft ?' * i er all, is lu kindness and good cooking. , It is too late to congratulate sc uie people after they have been married sn y, long as u week. ly tl A great many people have con- | j'? sciences that would require an alarm : clock to wake up. mov If you will let me have ?2 this moon I will let you do ?3 worth [rumbling about my extravacance. tndon 'J'lt Bits. Hrrrdltarjr. rs. Macuire 'Tis Mary Anu O'Reil lot's tb' folne pianny player intoire Mrs. Clancy ?Shure. an* vo won ;! Isn't her UuclevBarney a pianny er??Jud?e. Opposite Post Office COLUMBIA, S, C. A rOSTAL WILL BRING PRK ORGANIZED 1868. The Story This tor M.<H" K. W. II I N I'. livisitm Passenger Agent, Charleston, S. CI.PAR for A-'ilon When 11 if Ixxly is c'earcd for ac I?y 1 ?r. Kind's New I.tie 1'ilis. you it'll it l)y t he lilo<?m of health on a Philadelphia editor askst "What makes a plain girl pretty?" Respectfully referred to the query box editors of the lead no; lfuston journal Cleveland Plain Dealer >ti<iri; 0111 Pond Mother - Tommy, darling, this the 1 Artitkial roses never appear to so | poor an advantage as when they bloom j '| : on ? girl's pbeeks. . Come to think of It. If you hate any t#r one don't you hate his laugh more than don anything else about blin? mat A pessimist Is one who sees the time | head when he will break witb a friend ; and therefore tells the friend nothing. ! An optimist sees only eternal friendshin iind flip frl#?iu1 nil ? itphionn OU< 1'he reason," said T'nele Thomas. |Th( it some stupid iiieu get along l>etthan some smart oues is that they t keep talkin' all the time nod till* enemies.** UNITI DhafOtburr'i Retort. 'hen a member of a church congress Manchester argued that the Intro papita tlon of the custom of cremation i Carolina Natioi COLUMBIA, S, C. HD STATES. COUNTY and C TORY. lL. paid jn - rial Bank ? ;iTY DEPOSI Week! Subscribe for The Ad vocal within the reach of all?5 r cheeks: tin* (1 Tightness of t lie eyes tirmnc&s of the Mesh and muscles: iKjuyuncy of the mind. Try then 0. .1. Harris, }<* H. <; miter, Tim Uros. and Crnsson Unix Stoi Leesville. 2*i cents. o. It is Subscribe fur the Advocate?6t 0 cents a year in advance. is your mrmuay. vviiat would you l: Uu' like best? ; tlu* Tommy (aftera moment's reflection) " Al ?1 think I should enjoy seeing the 1,10,18 baby spai.ked.?New Yorker. e of "Self-opinionated? Well, I should [)c a say he is. I never met anyone so dogmatic." r,, . I wov G !ol><\ tion HoyUg ILr W va't find It. 1 "That man's always looking for wh< work." 0011 "Yes, that's what be soys, but be's crei one of those people who r? round with o snow shovel In July and a pitchfork , lit January." O j tli a lit! endanger belief lu the resurree ^ia^TiVi i of the dead the reply of Ixirtl ulABIijI fteabury aileuced any further doubt ?n he aaked. "What, theu, baa bele of the holy martyrs who were iinte<" "** - r . Interest fllf Ufa P#tIbb Powers. Id Gotroi?I don't think much of " A- C t young Dudeletgh who poses as a ?VILIE J Inr nrnammt around htMC OCCasiOD 1 o t*KUr ITS. .... TY OF STOCKHOLDERS, SAVINGS DEPART/VIE! allowed at the rate of 4 per cent, per annum, try. May, August and November. LARK, President. J. ?. Ml I ONES, Cashier. T. H. M A CCAf C I . payable quarterly, FebE1GHAN, Ass't. Cashier e ?t -J luvi no inuu ihiic or rrmiom until he 1? sure be can gorero himself.?Goethe. P*J Go kv r. Pretty Pstuthter?Why, pa, ba me the loveliest compliments. Okt trot- T m. and that's ail be was aeac ?l?nvtesytat^q taras I can v/ VI ? ? ? 4>I,OUU,UOO.