The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, May 26, 1905, Image 8
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THE ElTEflEO Bff ADVOOA
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New H
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ome Is
Rp<st
"Yes, why tie is positively bull-dogmatic."?
Philadelphia Ledger. ^
Ti
"Does that man speak In his official (
capacity?" 4^
' Certainly not," answered Senator
Ssrgum. 'He invariably speaks in ou I
siotllcial incapacity. ?Washington in tl
Star.
SPIOER SILK. J?.
Waslcrfil Mrvagtk, lUatMly
M? Uitlat ?wUl?y. gjgj
ie astronomer after the experience
liny years has found that the spi- jffl
famishes the only thread which JH J
be socceasfuBy used in carrying j
lis work, writes Ambrose Swazey '
ie Scientific American.
ie spider lines mostly used are from jHB
THE TEST
Which i
^9 MtlH IC RP6T I
A s^2B^V^X?%mA^S^L\. ^ '^ '/"^CvS
m
For the next 30
i you bargains in S
1 Handle only tl
Send your order
days I will give
ewing Machines.
le best grades.
or write for prices.
one-;
ai
Teacher?Johny, what makes you so! |? 1
stui i 1 at arithmetic? I atso
I Jobny?It comes natural, I guess; ana
I've ofteu beard pa say that ma could spot
not put two and two together.?De- t?
troit Free Tress. ter
In tl
tl
Hfth to one-seventh of a thousandth j j
a inch in diameter, and. in addition ?
heir strength and elasticity, they
i the peculiar property of -with- | Toi
ding great changes of temperature, B Pal
often when measuring the sun fl < othi
b, although the heat is so intense B
} crack the lentaes of the iniczome- B
yeplece, yet thespider lines are?not B
le least injured. B
ie threads of the silkworm, al- B
aSEZ ~ 4
1 have two houses to bo pain tod. We tu
at for only one of them. Wo would rather j
er paint on tho other house. Paint the two
Mastic Mixed 1
."Thtt Kind *1an*
It to ?ell yoa Mfc rou
would use eoaw 11
Shelt
Ba
I r* A 1
on F. P
ttesburg. - - - - Soul
i ^ R
erry Co.
th Carolina.
THE HUMORIST.
LETTER TO W. L. KAWL.
BATEShURG, 8. C- ^
Deaa Sir: What is lumber worth? they
'Depends on the lumber," yju say? men
"what sort do you want?" 8P
That's ha v some people talk ahout of a
paint. They ask : "What'll you paint ***
my house for?" "JJ
The Yankee answer Is: "TIow do you
gli of great value as a commercial I
uct. ure ao coarse and rough com- H
d with the silk of the spider that H 001X1
cannot be used, in such instru- H lot
ts. Pail
Ider lines, although bat a fraction H the
thousandth of an Inch In diameter, H
made up of several thousands of
oscopic streams of fluid, which
e and form a single line, and It is
use of this that tl*v remain true
the other with any other paint, it matters
ie mixed paint or Lead and Oil. We will <
of paiDt this time; next time we wi
at for both houses?in fact we expect to
other house before the Mastic house
? THE TEST PROVES WHICH
Manufactured bjr
PEASLEE-GAULBERT CO.. Inc.. LOUIS
1-,^^ f\. \
Jobbe
Plumber
Fitt
Stoves and Ilanges, Sto
uui iwrv VJV LII
:rs and Dealers in
s' Gas and Steam
ers' Supplies.
ve He pairs, Tinware, Enamelware, Hollow
"Well, my friend, I never pay my
old debts. I forget them."
"And your new ones?"
"Oh! 1 let them get old."?Fllegend
Blaetter.
''No, I can't afford to work for $5,000
a year."
'Can't! And why not?"
it. ivaiiih iwi f/v\ r??
want it painted? One coat? two coats? and
three coats? first-class or cheap?" ing \
The proper answer is; "I want the
best paint put on as it ought to be.r, A
That's Devoe; but the usual answer is: D1-f
"I want a good job; but 1 want it cheap.
Which means: I want you to paint it "W
for nothing. 1 want to be fooled. foun
Lead-and-oii is the costliest paint * S?
t V> f> i c nnt tl\o hoct it. ncoH t r\ ho duce
round under tbe highest magnify- ^||^H
>ower.
SCHOOLBOY'S DECISION. JThe
'rrat, It Mljrht Hbt? Chaagci the
Warlt'a Hlatorr.
'ben Charles Wesley, one of tbe
ders of Methodism, was at school
ntleman of tbe same name intro
<1 himself bv letter to the bov's VX
Holman-Cullum Har
Batesburg, S. C.
j /t ?
?
ware, Tin IMatc. Iron ]
Cialvani/.cd and Mack s
and I^ire Clay, C.rates ai
Fixtures. Refrigerators,
Hose, Pumps and Pump
Lee A. 1
Roofing. Conductor Pipe, Eave Trough,
hcets, Terra Cotta, Flue Pipe, Fire Brick
nd Tiles, Wood Mantels, Gas and Electric
, Freezers and Water Coolers, Rubber
i Supplies.
Lorick & Bro.,
*V tfvuiu uv CW H??UU a ,
thing for my creditor*. They'd take
it all away from me."?Cleveland
I'laiti Dealer.
Yes," said Breexem, who happened |
to be in a reminiscent mood ''during
my younger days I sowed the wind,
but later"?
"Well, what happened later?" quir
best. Devoe is best, since zinc came
in: Devoe lead-apd-zinc. er
Zinc toughens the lead and doubles fact<
it* wear. 8<-bo
/inc costs no more than lead; and Bant
we grind by machinery. Bom<
We have no patent on zinc; but no- chai
body else is treating it right. Devoe ing
is your paint. Yours truls tn t
er and declared tola Intention of I 4
ing Charles his heir," says a writ- M W m.
"From that time forth the bene- >r
discharged the boy's liability at \
ol and behaved as the handsomest .
a Claus all the year round. After
i years the incognito asked the boy j
' would accompany him to Ireland,
les eventually decided against goThe
stranger went his way alone.
rnlond ha afmalr in* nn ?/?nnolnf_
>n't ToraM
think of getting along
this Summer without
a pair of
IITIMO ?SH
in ute ;fl
fl
apc ai
c<
Phone 498.
SCHUl
HIGI
Suits made to suit any t
mimbia, C.
1519 Main Stree
rz & HOEFER,
tl ART TAILORS.
aste. Suits made at the shortest notice.
eu Mrs. Breezem.
"I married you," contlnted the alleged
head of the matrimonial "combine."?Chicago
News.
First Duke?Well do you think Miss
Van Guhion intends to buy yon?
Second Duke*? My dear boy. 1 don't
know. Some days I think she does.
F. W. DEVOE & CO. anoe
P. S. Tinimons Bros, sell our paint. naiu
_ the I
ther
EDISON'S TRIUMPH. of 1
Chni
Am ImMnI I the Great lareatar'a fact(
Start la Life. MeU
Dr. NorTin Green, for many Tears stln
president of the Western Union Tele- |f jt
graph romnauy. once said that but
? ? ? M
with a person who adopted his
e of Wesley, or Wellesley, became
Brat Earl of Mornlngton, grundfaof
the Marquis of Wellesley and
the Duke of Wellington. Had
les Wesley accoinpunled his bene>r
to Ireland there had been no
lodlst church, British India might
have been menaced by foes, even /yl0*'l
remained British at all; Napoleon
'W M MA ^ VI V>T A A
Of course you kn
meantime you a
your shoes. Mac
vass or Linen Me
and women's, $1.50.
iow in the 9
re saving 9
le in Can- 1
Suits guaranteed to fit, i
style. To give us a call
133
Columbia,
Mch 31, 1-v
or no pay. Suits of any color, designs or
will be time well spent.
!4 Main Street,
- - South Carolina.
At other times I fear she is merely
shopping ?llartford Times.
"He seems to consider you a hitter
enemy of his."
' He flatters himself "
"How do you mean?"
To he an enemy I'd have to give
8 )me I bought to him. I'm merely a
- - * - >YUU
for the dullness of himself and his a?- HI1(j
lstants Thomas A. Edison might uev- n,l!)a
er have obtained the contidencc and U|(OE
support of the jrrest corporation. Kdltuu
hud been trying for months to Induce
the officials to take U]> some of
his inventions until they begun to reKurd
him us u bore.
He went to the main office one day
and was greeted by Dr. Motrin Green t.a
end the other ofHel<ilii with anaerlnn
iu uever nave met ins waienoo,
England might have become an
inage of France. All this turned
i the decision of a schoolboy."
ORIGIN OF LLOYD'S.
.Me 8**1.-1., of E.r.M'. Or..l OppOSl
Maritime A?eary.
ro centuries ago a man who had
rgo to send to the Mediterranean
Misses' and
T. A. BOY I
te Postoffice. Mail <
Columbia, S. C.
1 Childrens,
N E,' 1
Jrders Solicited
1 YOUR
^ this vo
hia. Every
COLUMBIA
BANK.
ur banking plj<e fn Co l urn?i
_
courtesy, consisteft{/ ''CTT~
ituniiloud."?Philadelphia Press.
Cust(imer (trying it on)?I like the
Oiupe of the bonnet well enough, hut
lun't you think it's rather plain?
XI illiner?It may be a little plain,
ma'am. but see what an admirable foil
smiles. Dr. Green said: "Mr. Edison, bv j(
we are unable to get Into communlca- with
tlon trttfc Albany, and a lafge ainmmt t
of Important business Is In peril. 1
lappose thut since you know more tlie ,
about telegraphy tbau ail of the rest
of us couibiued you can locate the difQ":Si?
x^joir-BLtin iiflT,JiVLft faY0
tone or not, he quietly answered, "1 gOHi,
rived to get rid of s vne of tbe risk
iduting a friend to take an interest
. blui. It was necessary to write
a statecieal of contract to wblch
guarantors subscribed. Tbis was
Qrst underwriting. These two men 4^71
>ened to be frequenters of Lloyd's
'a bouse in Loudon, wblch was a
irite place for tbe merchants of the
ii to gather to discuss business or to
iip.
^TH BROTt
Successors to C. B. AIR
lRQAD- STREET,
1 E RS, j
I sate an d sour
tion given cli
gate onr savi
Palmetto I
id banking. Special attenlocking
accounts. Investings
department. : : : :
Bank & Trust Co.,
''Docs the new rue ruber know anything
about horticulture?"
Well." replied Senator badger,
thoughtfully, "1 don't know about
that part of it, but 1 understand he
v\as grafting down to a science."?Milwaukee
Sentinel.
i
cau iiicaif 11 iiuiuf or two or mrw
hours, sir." tage
Dr. Green and the others laughed outright,
one of them saying, "Edison. you TOy,
have now fully demonstrated that you amo
are u crank." of j|
Edison never smiled or addressed a Qi
word to the speaker, but looked ut Dr. i gro,
Greeu nud said, "If I locate this ditfl- I agP,
culty in two or three hours, will you ! r,u take
up my Inventions and give them j wi)l<
hers Immediately saw the advac!
of the scheme which their collies
had devised, and on the next
?ge the risk was parceled out
mg n larger number of the patrons
he coffee house.
it of this small beginning has a
vn the great European maritime ? fl
icy, still bearing the name of the
ible coffee house proprietor, and \A7' Ck
L-h not only writer risks on vessels. ?* O
When you buy a stove, buy
THE GREAT EXCELSIOR."
always kept in stock. - M
Catalogue. : : :
e Largest Sto^
ire and Kicvcl
the best. 1
Parts ]
f'rite for 1
ire, Tin- 1
eHouRft J
? Capital S250,<
JULIUS II, WALKER \
HBSii
DOO.OO; Surplus $35,000.00
>LUMBIA, S. C.
U M. LYI.IiS. President.
ice-Prsldent. J. POPE MATTHEWS, Sec'y
She?You're just, like all the rest
of the men. Here we've been married
only a year, and you never kiss me unless
1 ask you to
He?You're like all the rest of women.
You never think to ask me to
kiss you unless you want money?Illustrated
hits.
m ?
bonest consideration?" [ but
"Yes, I will," said Dr. Green, "and 1 rtyg
will do it if you succeed In two days." mat
It wus a very simple thing, and yet nat?
Edison was the only one who had the Ami
comprehensive mind to think of it intently.
He did not tell them for many
years afterward how he accomplished
the feat, hut be did it inside of one ia(je
bour <fho
Edison went to the main ofllces, t Ene
rates them and publishes their an
Is at every port the world over, no | JJ
ter how small or how remotely sit d.?From
"The Annals of tbf
friean Academy."
4 Factory fb?p(l.
ir niore than half a century tha
manufacturing firm of Messrs.
mas Adams & Co., Nottingham, . ^ _
land. hnrt> liiaistad (in all ^ L
af
this section, t t
We have a tew very Pretty C
left. Write for one. You ai
to m ke our store your head
when in Augusta.
ir^nrTJ rv r
i i i i t
alendars
e Invited
(quarters
?
"V ^ r~*
BOILERS
\e>. llniifTT*. KU:. Huild
(! ir It'll 11ose, Pipe, Valves 11
plies ami Repair-. LOAlIiAR
SUPPLY SIORL, Augusta!];
AND ENGINES, l?B.S"J
ami Sleet ir<>ii Work. Shaltintr, 1'uiley*. tJea
inu fasting;?fa?t evry iIhv; capacity IMK) li?
mi Felting; Helving, I'arKins: ami Machine
l> FOUNDRY. MACHINE & OILER WC
a.
xu a tv nn , wiw * ?
- - ' Are your papa and mamma al
hark ,,0ine;'" asked the caller.
1 i pe "No," replied little Margurerite:
ri nj?. "one of the in inay be here, hut they
in?l*. never are both at home at the same
>RKS t'me "?Chicago Record-Herald.
i
! Judge?One month in jail.
Prisoner?But, judge. 1 run a sum
where he was known as an expert op- j ^qjerator,
and called up Pittsburg. He jr<H]
asked for the best operator there, nam- j g^rv
lng hlni, and then told the Pittsburg
inan to cali up the best man at Albuny iarg
and direct hlni to telegraph down the pous
llue toward New York as far as he the
could and report buck to Edison us soon p|OT
as possible. Inside of an hour Edison man
had this telegram: A 1c
"I run tvlwinnh nil ripht down to
k people, who number some hup- ^
Is of both sexes, attending a abort
Ice each morning prior to commenc- i
their day's work. The firm have a ?4U I
e chapel uuderneath their ware
ie. with an excellent organ, while
choir, composed of their own em
ees. is oue that would do credit to ??
iy of our leading places of worship.
H-al clergyman attends each morn
c, i n orvu l r
Successors to C B. All<
BROAD STREET,
ltltb,
AUGUSTA OA,
Come a nil ^et
Your Hair Cut
li" you wish
Keep
A 11 i K??? ii ni?
in/\i du/\u i iruL UL.U??
i comes from the varnish in He
Yarnishh Floor Paint: costs 4
I more a quart though. Sold hy
Timmons
to
Cool. VERY LOW EXURSIC
B4TF VIA SOUTH
mer hotel and the season is about to
voe's open.
jents Judge?Eight months.?Puck.
ro ' Ivoicker?Jones and his vsife are
sinning "The Marseillaise/'
Mocker?Yes, they are bracing up to
.discharge the cook. ? Harper's Uazar.
? ? '"S
within two miles of Pougbkeepsie, aDd aboi
there is trouble with i.he wire there." preii
Edison went buck to the oftice of the
president and gravelv unuouuced that I
if a train should be rent to I'oughkeep- ?
yie with materials t ?r the work they jug
jypukl flud ft break in the line Just two
miles on the other s'de of I'oughkeep- othe
sle and could repair It that afternoon. a ma
They begged him to tell how he had blini
ivi ?ur ai-i 1 itt. v\ uic-n usuany lasxa n
it half an bnur, and a sermon is
ehed three times a week. X
Do* Anuoiacei CreHiagi.
blind man and n spaniel dog lead- Wh>
h^m with the a it) qf chain furnished
iriout) sight on Chestnut street th? ' rlOSe
r day. Pedestrions looked 011 in not ]
zeineut, and many followed the
d man und his friend to see if any- | the gei
No Flies Ot
/ suffer torture from Flies ai
who use our Screen Windows
Keep your Homes sweet, clean
rms of disease, by usinsr Paint:
i Us!
id Mosquitoes?
and Doors do
and free from
s. Calsnm-Wflll
i A IIIC^ C I V il I I lil >
Will make you
Better all
Any old Razor fi>
Up on short no
feel ERN RAILWAY
OVer. T(> THE FOLLOWING POINT
IK) I' SIM<IN(!S. V A.?*out
1 Hardware Jobbers Association
<; !', 1 ??0". Kale ON K l-M ItST < I
; iIAUIC plus l!"? cents Kir round
tlCC. j ! ickeis en sale J tine It. 4. final
"I wish I were half as licautifui as
Nellie."
^ Do you wish me to say that you
are or ihat you are nor?"?Houston
hern i\>st
.In ue
.ASS
trip: "What's the matter with Brown's
li,?. face? It'scovered with cort-plaster. '
rounu 11 oui. ana ue rrpueu: ; tnm
"By kuowing more about telegraph- reac
log than all of you pu* together, as Dr. enoi
Greeu bus said." stou
Tbey located the br?Mk, repaired it, foru
and I>r. Green took up Kdlsou's Inven- be c
tions, aud tbnt was Kdbon's great start Pres
In life.--Youth's Companion.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS. ' JJ
U II
g curious would happen when they Finish
hed a street crossing. Strang* r'n'
igli, the dog barked when the curb- t>eatlti
e was reached and in that way inled
the blind man that he should pTCVer
areful and step down.?Philadelphia
' /
Chaaer For a isrgal*. V
if?- Henry, dear! Husband?Weill
e?I want to make a bargain with
i, Glass, Cement &c. VVe hav<
fy your premises and at the
ition, to save a Doctor's bill.
J. O. BROi
i all you need to
same ;ime, by
rt'N,
D. J. Kl>
Read
' 11 .1 line i:?i11. lixr?.
J ^ y I TOf'ONT" ONT: AfCOcn' I
* | national Sunday .wehool t'onvt i
June 20th-2"tb, )9o">: I{ ite one
? ; (tins :>? cents fin round l rip t'i'oii
points in South Caroline. T'^-'ke
sale June 1M, 2<?. 22. -hii, tin4,1
can bo obtained by depositing t
j with joint Agent and upon pay
--nes ueen taking lessons in shoving
from a correspondence school
nter- .Milwaukee Sentinel.
ition j
faro 1
l 1 She?I wonder why so few men are
tHon I regular churchgoers?
He?I don't know, unless it's because
I 'kut 'here is no law prohibiting it.?Kan*
inent j sas City 1 "(K'?>e llknk
Let the boastful man Lave bis own 'V?u
, way. lie won't listen to you auyr uy. *'te
The only way to tell a love story aft ?' *
i er all, is lu kindness and good cooking. ,
It is too late to congratulate sc uie
people after they have been married sn y,
long as u week. ly tl
A great many people have con- | j'?
sciences that would require an alarm
: clock to wake up. mov
If you will let me have ?2 this
moon I will let you do ?3 worth
[rumbling about my extravacance.
tndon 'J'lt Bits.
Hrrrdltarjr.
rs. Macuire 'Tis Mary Anu O'Reil
lot's tb' folne pianny player intoire
Mrs. Clancy ?Shure. an* vo won
;! Isn't her UuclevBarney a pianny
er??Jud?e.
Opposite Post Office
COLUMBIA, S, C.
A rOSTAL WILL BRING PRK
ORGANIZED 1868.
The
Story
This
tor M.<H"
K. W. II I N I'.
livisitm Passenger Agent,
Charleston, S.
CI.PAR for A-'ilon
When 11 if Ixxly is c'earcd for ac
I?y 1 ?r. Kind's New I.tie 1'ilis. you
it'll it l)y t he lilo<?m of health on
a Philadelphia editor askst "What
makes a plain girl pretty?"
Respectfully referred to the query
box editors of the lead no; lfuston journal
Cleveland Plain Dealer
>ti<iri;
0111 Pond Mother - Tommy, darling, this
the 1
Artitkial roses never appear to so
| poor an advantage as when they bloom j '|
: on ? girl's pbeeks. .
Come to think of It. If you hate any t#r
one don't you hate his laugh more than don
anything else about blin? mat
A pessimist Is one who sees the time |
head when he will break witb a friend
; and therefore tells the friend nothing.
! An optimist sees only eternal friendshin
iind flip frl#?iu1 nil ? itphionn OU<
1'he reason," said T'nele Thomas. |Th(
it some stupid iiieu get along l>etthan
some smart oues is that they
t keep talkin' all the time nod
till* enemies.** UNITI
DhafOtburr'i Retort.
'hen a member of a church congress
Manchester argued that the Intro papita
tlon of the custom of cremation
i Carolina Natioi
COLUMBIA, S, C.
HD STATES. COUNTY and C
TORY.
lL. paid jn -
rial Bank ?
;iTY DEPOSI
Week!
Subscribe for The Ad vocal
within the reach of all?5
r
cheeks: tin* (1 Tightness of t lie eyes
tirmnc&s of the Mesh and muscles:
iKjuyuncy of the mind. Try then
0. .1. Harris, }<* H. <; miter, Tim
Uros. and Crnsson Unix Stoi
Leesville. 2*i cents.
o. It is Subscribe fur the Advocate?6t
0 cents a year in advance.
is your mrmuay. vviiat would you
l: Uu' like best?
; tlu* Tommy (aftera moment's reflection)
" Al ?1 think I should enjoy seeing the
1,10,18 baby spai.ked.?New Yorker.
e of
"Self-opinionated? Well, I should
[)c a say he is. I never met anyone so dogmatic."
r,, . I wov
G !ol><\
tion
HoyUg ILr W va't find It. 1
"That man's always looking for wh<
work." 0011
"Yes, that's what be soys, but be's crei
one of those people who r? round with
o snow shovel In July and a pitchfork ,
lit January." O
j tli a
lit! endanger belief lu the resurree ^ia^TiVi
i of the dead the reply of Ixirtl ulABIijI
fteabury aileuced any further doubt
?n he aaked. "What, theu, baa bele
of the holy martyrs who were
iinte<" "** - r .
Interest
fllf
Ufa P#tIbb Powers.
Id Gotroi?I don't think much of " A- C
t young Dudeletgh who poses as a ?VILIE J
Inr nrnammt around htMC OCCasiOD
1 o t*KUr ITS. ....
TY OF STOCKHOLDERS,
SAVINGS DEPART/VIE!
allowed at the rate of 4 per cent, per annum,
try. May, August and November.
LARK, President. J. ?. Ml
I ONES, Cashier. T. H. M
A CCAf C I .
payable quarterly, FebE1GHAN,
Ass't. Cashier
e ?t
-J
luvi no inuu ihiic or rrmiom until he
1? sure be can gorero himself.?Goethe.
P*J
Go
kv
r. Pretty Pstuthter?Why, pa, ba
me the loveliest compliments. Okt
trot- T m. and that's ail be was aeac
?l?nvtesytat^q taras I can
v/ VI ? ? ?
4>I,OUU,UOO.