The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, February 24, 1905, Image 5
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We can supj
Headquarter
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ply your every want,
s for all kinds of Pair
b CTAWn
iders in
We have every thin
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Our Li
g you need for both 1
if-C l4~ la^ a * &o i
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uxury and necessity.
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A PRAIRIE
Cooking I'tMtlli M
Wlfh Id Pre;
Suppose you start
the mountains. Yoi
"grub," but you accl
cooking utensils bob
DINNER. t
r He UI*pon?fd ft M 0 fci L, '
V-Tinm it. H & ^
on a trip across
j have plenty of ~
dentally left your
ilnd?not a dutch \VC*
ii i SI A ^ IL^>~ q
H
Tries the proper styles in F>
ir. Al\VaVS Wlu n Vf.ft rfinnn
THE KING GANDER.
Biiii'I Shoot III:n \ on'II (.? ?
Crnty on ii Coot.
Never hear toil <>f :t killer uaiulo
l k" pose 7 No: most folk hain't.
| sharps that writ;' tin* l>ir<l hook* s
\J\J I I there ulu't no biiMi tiling. but l ki
f rv-Ai 1 li4tft.it* I '? .1 ........ .....
.. _ __ _ ?
Short 1.1 veil Iliwhelori. |
"I?o hr.ehelors dip yoi:n;r? I'o they
n" <li?' ? :?rl;? ? llutn married tueiiV" united a
single man. "It would seem s ?. I was
' Just roadiav; a report whk-h sooais t >
' '!,> | a rune sir ur.'ly in favor of the matriiuo:l*v
s ni:<l idea. Tiio report shows that the
!"w nr>rtalily auuui^ haehelois from the!
Duuin w
Night' Cc
Murray's ''.orehound. Mulliu and
rctiri'ir. alui' St invarisiiiiv
aroii'sia. j
mghing i
Tar, if taken just before I M
v?fn, uui u irymg pit
eveu a tomato can.
for a moment I wouli
sack of flour and stiu
I Build a IiIk tire and
shove a lot of good ol
coala. If you have fr
Is clear for broiling,
bacon, Impale it on a
when your spuds are
open and allow the
in, not n tin plate, ! sh(]
Do you suppose
1 sit (lou r 011 that ^ y
rve? Not (piite. a W ;^\y
I when It nets low ; [j [ { yJ |
d spuds under the "
esli meat the way
If uot, slice your
stout switch and
done break them Phone and Mail (
nood old bacon j
. _ J ? X. V*. i i t V
lestotit try
fs ShoeStore
1636 Mai rf Street, Columbia, !
)rders Solicited.
c ' "
1 here ain't iicmt but ??no I..11: :
! tier ;.t a tlmr. same's a 11 iu>
J lias I.i t one May ::t a t 1: : a K
(.'iiinlcr's a real kln?r. that's wliat la'
| It ain't je.-t because l:e*.; *!.? I>'ajjam'er
?!* any <>*. tin* !;n t.
soincikiii' ?::. e. ll<-*s 1 :;<1 ? 1* .1
C r creil ifaiah'i'. !.? i t
Willi flivase t'. ,
lie's captain of Yin 1' i:" ; > . y
1 niro of thirty t?? forty livo yours is s.iiil
'm | n bo "_7 j or oont. whilo union*; marrioil
mivi of too >; iino :i;:o it !s 1. ' por omit. (
For forty l oolu'I n < who iiitniu til" (
n^o of i >rtyo,r< tlivo iiro sovoiity- j
o'*_'M in; : : i . i!:on w!.o i.li.iin t'.io sriitH'
'' N ;'uo. Tlio ' oroiioo is st '!l iii'iro strik- j
Sil j ill-; i!i |I".S >.i ; of s?11 v:lll? ?*.I :i;o. At
' j s: \: \ . of :i :o tlioro ro* mitt but
' I t.vi.'i *w > I ; o'o! lis fir f.l.ty-oi lit
' | ?;I ' . , ; i o.i. J o\ lit V li' ii-M n'oi i.ii
? ??v i'?u ?vut;
M:rt s a j,roo<l nijjt I's rest. ;t has tli
ulTcctious i.f t lit* t lire, u?, chest ami
I nCiippc. Sore Throat, Cnup Whco
Murr
Horehrumd MnJ
> ingot cougning, utul in
esaine magical effect in all
lungs. Consumption, Colds,
ping Cough,
ays
! A! O n t-? B "*? -
grease to drop on tin
the end of tliut stick
fee. ltip the Jacket
brinj; the water to a
coffee In. and your col
how about the bread'
the dough iu. no art
' bake the bread. Yu
cakes? All right. Jv
Ing powder carefully
sack. forui the tlou
nil as it broils on ___
You want eof- "
off that cantvou,
boil, funnel your J ?-? a
rreo Is ready. 15 ut L*lll*w fill
'i So pan to mix
tide in which to
it don't like ash
g'ner in Price, but-=''
jin.-iv ?>i me pt'sir 111:11 ::
Nor tliat nin't nil neither. V. '
~~you s'pose beeaine of tluit bijr hi . ,
der T*i 11 shot? Ever hear of a d<
pander bein' earried nlT I y his (In
rest In' 011 their liaeks an" them alio
In" out a rep" la r bury in* < ir :e? \Y
I've said enough. I'aet is I've : id
I dare say.
Hut I toil you tills: If ever v.ju h:
a cbaust to shift a l.iii: : . ::i 1
l : i: . s twont.v-jM?vt?u uuitrttHl i
' I. . i it l ; I t'i ;!:ly Vi ,\< (llU'i* 1>: ? !:*?- j
I' < !: l??t".. *1*1 ll.-T- (
i it> i;i 'V !?' I*i 11 til" Ims| ,
tlii.v i ' i *i t > 'J i * I ? "'t !ii:n :i '
wilt' . Wr i\f;r -if l? u h-|
''' oloi'li oil Wf ill \v.':i( t i !. .< j; I :i
; " :is |K> sil.|(> :lllil l.?t- li ;?: t .1' >vc ? -i
K'jish' liiii ln l'trs :in> rcw i:. ' i: i> . )
l\'" I'.r.t :iII of t'.u?:n :iro not. *;? ? ri tt !. !
? - . w > a. *.? ATS. a-a M
i> composer! ?>1 IioiIk and incdiol
s: ot liinjr, healing elToet on ii Manual
II contains i.otdiinK liaimful, and is
and old. A lionsdioJJ renv><ly of
si< i;ins \v! o ki ow its o?inposit ion p
M*ri f t. old at a jrti! t o ii yiie
:WliI ClllU i cl r
noa well Known |' r their
- V
anil irritated air passages. , ^
* absolutely sale for young
unqticst lone 1 value, i'hyladly
recommend and pret
l an 3on p.iy for oidU ' ^
shape. pour In vr y
tin!*1?ilun't lie afraid
lin?er-- I). r.j??t:i!x
there. and when It is
siftlciuy ro!i it out Kk
cane from tiny old
snake shaped pioee ot
in a Ioiik cod. turn it I
lil it is good tit: 1 lit )
have finer lire id lii
uir.vle.
little water at a \/
<>t" yaur
that <\)iu'.i ri^lit
ti??? iltMlml cone
a suako. Cut a
thing. \vr:ri
| you do It. "I : ;i't ^> >1 I i1v
I don't !.(,Ii(,v<> it lo i'.c ii> i:iy I r t!i :* I'
lit* killed one leastways ! e sii ?t kit
U'.kI llie'.i w! at Imp' ( :: ?1 V < n y
Lot\l and i ii! Ilm-kin-; i.i: > v*.
Uill '11 Ilt'vcr ten. \V!..v nil'.' ">i
lie's been ;ts er:i/y in a - ' e r
yes, sir. crazy .is .i . ?; I > r . s.
rooo an:.*? v/r/.-i ir.i.
, - ? .. - I- .. V.
lesuis Ti!i:os I >c:uiMT;tt.
>llclim-l Xiiki'I .*s Vv urli,
1 ' Mieli.vel .All;.clo reiie t > H emir)
'' upon form the form of tin; Jii_i?t,? on 11
' ' of lie tlr.ii ' II'1 I'?p" .llllhtll
I 11.. wl.ni I! c l itter roipie leil 1:tin l.i,
I point the ? ii::iof the J-'istine elm pel
lit It OHIO, i!: : t lio wan not II piinter. I
: b' t :i senIj?'j\. ?. jtf;er lie liilil ollUt
II y ll.il IVitl \lt-s
*
The wgrlli ; . ' i 1 --en in O \
11 iiimii l:i J'l.nii . t > iii' > iV .;: ) i
wli!rh there is never . > .< e. >
t(? the cx.?.-'i,t:int iii'.i e i ' <
On. e in del it there i< ?: ? :r,?; e i, l' ''
debtor heinjr stripped of hi: elalhei :r. ! i |
compelled to work in fetleri. ^e::er..lly |l0it v
1*1*1* 1 lu? i.*1 1 ? IV- -
1
I
SHRS AN:) FRESH
r.s:,.
\' i v .j>?i c s .Min i ;ii%1
I i * :u ii, ,|.'M fl-.111 MlU C'lie.'il
1 ?. 1
If {'?? average A ricv.:;!
t .!co eti:o cf lei .i\
1v of r !\v ;:v it i; st
ToinLslnut? Lpilc.pli.
-?~ A KIND ML
Slionlil lie Never. l.r.i
WInUcn tit 11
Is fit? kind husband
That doneiuls \ t>>i.
? Mescal it)
ill ok. 0|i|i3:ie tinn
failure? i ...
eI....,i ............ ^ 1 '?j '' ;: i!a 1
\ jy
i> a ' r> i i t.\ . \ .u i, ( ,,<i !, i ;
il J t lmft Ln'il k! ....;!:;
II t: >i I' > ..! i ' <
-Mj j tii.: it- I f i''
l.ll:' I i.f if!..I f!
? ' iv;;inn-: t'i |tii.*? ..t . '
I Ol 11 f tfoj f ;. ii
I This is ?ltli* l > si'vcr.'I III
! Urst 1 In > :> .'..I.
i. ch i ;? i >; :our year.; rr.iia l.Y'S
. 1 : !' lu ; I' e HPlllfiilil v. ms re:p iveil,!
t? i.u!< |i:i*i t:* ? [i ;ioSi i>v?'H w !i!r!i is
v iilioul parallel i:k iij<> wariil. Very I !
I wo.uleri'ul is I he wiiii. wii rii Michael l !
\jj ! > : | II. . i* i;i .i vaat urea <> * j
i . hu'.i reel. The filet that j j
ii ' . ; | ri.iany j |
. ! f . I " a Mr I lilliu
j I it i i-ili i .'Miluceil !< ' ?!eeor;|- j (
'' tive f f? Mul li I till* ra'.il >r of this '
? .... ... ... iiit\ i > pay i:i;? in tor
PfllllkiirdM II Ot |H?ri!littC(1 I)
III vo pvlt'.iuiro in 11 c law > njri . <>?
Slillll. TI.o I" "il<i; ' ! ):: i':.t". H:i(l III
yrlli.w rot ' ! ? " mi ovory1m
11:i: n!:i>*.. : ' it S ? ?v?tn- i
llpni fur y i.ip i... i J ? (no r!(Mt
lio oil. Which !! " '. 1 I ll ivy I
luxurious ? >.; >. \. . i > lilt
mlll.v of 1!m? pepu!:'.< ! "iii'<l any or.r
laiK tioni';! to tin* prrviot.t i f Hinl'JVi j
" ? '
1 i' 1ri-1". .Jr.
Wjislunj,\ i s sj.- .
-v.. . . , .1.
II 1*1 OH.? \c. 31.
1
f-OR S
ly show his wife to >
But sometimes real I
shown in opposing lie
liushnnd has any mill
must use It. lie need
his opposition nor nrr
ulenl. He should lie
times and disposed t
the expressed wishes
though these wishes u
?.k 1... ,.l.l.n.U.I
much kindness. ,t F.iii, li .i?.
kindness may be
r wishes. If the wi?h ut <>i111.
d of his own he
1 not be me. 11 in "
ognnt nor tyrnureasonnhlc
nt ail
BOILERS
nay seem t.? lit'u j
> t Vv Ji.'-li i,.?\t Uiiii -,l)JO ill ie.-i
' a r Tr>?. r-rwi* ^Tnc Tm.ky
f-A~ LJ Ln 1 V V_i . 1 ? M.?I.it
.. til r< 'i V\ >11., m:. r 11 _ , i'.i ?i>, . ;>
IlKliCS 311 It 1 lillil e UN.; -. I .1
Witll ea> h ! ; < .it!:, s.i t!.: ' a t it
pl.v of carbon .crive.l iY? f
neces: iv in order t li.it 11 ' . i .
may rot bine in 111< it* p" >. p:
lions for tl.o maintenance of boili
bent. Aim in. tiulinbitntii < f ?
c-linuif?? usually has t > work Ii.iinI
t j ( tliau Hit' more fortunate snathci'iu
, whose wants decrease as nalt e I
1 v t !. !? v. : .iily tJiirlx lliiw
i v.is'ii In* I !i hi; work nil litis is
M' ii: r\i! . pi.fi m. s. a II'I \i>l not s>
,s v. fifty tit" ?'.?Jirt'ssioli
''s in tin' li-.'iin t?f v.hh-ii .Icro.iiinli I.; 0:1""
Iv ' :iv in ;i sniiill siilo nrcll.?
MX l Churlos J:. Cullln In HI. Nicholas. J 1
' 1 '11 I > <il fill.' (1 c ! *<?I? 'Iran. 1
'>' To i .t p it.' ilc fois kT'Us i luxury.
\ but to pn : i . ho ih'!>:irv fur tln> tal.li> <
POINTED : AHAORAPHS. i''"'I
rai11
"Wlion nu att.i.iicy fTers tn settle,
taleti.
Seine men 1 xy to net b.idness by
mill iim penile.
The sneer,- ; i.l hnsines man is one
vhu Know:; what !>? ;?!? will 11 i ?! ? ,
?... , . i i rc
\\ lieu a ma i yel.; d.s mrnscn and ..
' ? !!
i?111 sa tli?? ......
lit.' wyon.Io? I ! .*> 1 for flf1
he Houston thoroughbred
.\ pply or write to
1'. H. Harrison,
.!<.!.list oil - C
MONUMENTS.
'pr so: 1 tin* IS-worth ()rphana<rc
.? ' V^..i f * - %
uc tt UIUJOICUI or UIJ
Kindness does not i
envy or entire n?"'
of oplnioi??"?*dl like it,
f- - ,,oXt>0ts which do not
^ ^**eet perfume.
(P-"1 aliii curries like a
considered u poodl
Women ad nil re *
This strength n
?-- -
uti-iuus. i.'U? Un.vfS, Il.v ?-rs, Lt<-. ? *
require snl??t?rvl- , . v ,
_. _ . i a 11 < I i > I \.
??nt surrender .
, but-jsy t > sw pui*.? hikI Hop its. LOAl
eiacUy ^~^4UPPLY SI ORE. August
poodle IsHlkely t;> lie ~ ^
itrciiKtb In a mail. |~v |~? T"* J
eed not nooos-i ully ' '
. lii.t; t ?? ?"iixt ? \en- (! v:c p iiy :?iK)
< mm f 11:: ' ?*l n_", an l 51 tchin
\RI> ! OUNlikV, MAClUNi: & OJLUk V?
a(i i.
^others,
wiiii ^ iiivin: i;e.io; ous. 1 . 4 1 ..i I' 1
hands daily labor the greater the amount
food required.
" Climate not only alTeets the <|tian
Oivh.1" hnt also (he quality of the food < ..
sunuil Tlte Kskiui otihl not live 11
tin- ^^^P^tTaiuties oi nature whin
for It !es of the po >rest ill (lie tl
q'nj'L* conditions of his 1 \ ,.iei
he eonsuniption of an
'A' j is | f4?! iiI im-iui. f.?r tin- > ?st*. The t
Humanitarian of liuu.ind lias 1
' i>:s:u>(l a pamphlet an tin- sn'.ijei-t. "We
tl- i>eh6!<1," ways mi eyewitness. "limn* j ii
"* nn'ra'iie }:?? <; ia this torture eliaiuber. i '
P ' liouml la si M f In* t :il>!?*. Tiny lie on 1 J
i?l } iln*if ' W<* wateli?
..-jl ' ? 's' <-T* U
f iples. ! rT=r-,;;,w Jli, \.-D!i ;i pre - i-tl ^Jfcme tn>i
!? ' | vicliuis against the tallies VnOlal ill
rin uis -i ..i i i
?. ..... ..n s.ij > iiiivnviim inni
lt.it was just tiic time when In* should
invo liol.'l on. j unien
When out' of tin* t twn liu>>' marries i tt'so 1
in mil of town girl il ?t?' ;te.; nioty "lew;
'feeling" than when a town girl iu\ heap
torts a husband. I /Jo\\c
man wants to sharpen a
11 j '? a whelst.uie. When
tv knife he hunts >>, . " ?.
e n wiunan wants to sharpen :f knife At-'-Ui
. ,.um?ih v (iiuinitia from the
t p'tinil sI:t!?to l)te monMarble
^H|
iron va es fronj the. ..
" ' U3no first class fart| 1
tst ii? 11? iWe cents for the round! ]
rs V, i it.-,coupM11 stations. Tick]/ 1
Klecklfv,
AT.t 11' :1?uv.
uv juiysicul, tlioit;
Women love stronj
man. And?
Is It not so. ludic
coaxes a strong n
view by strenuous
(not regard It us I
eneod this bltf, sti
trains her owu wn;
times she has ael
there is no rejoicin
;li that is desirable. ?* ?
;th of character in a
C |
When a woman i
nan to her point of I o ?.-? p,T>f> a
endeavor, does slie ! 0 ?->/ ? i) +1merit
to have iiitlu- j
*on^ being? If she I
r ?t once and at atf
llevcd nothing, and ?? 11211 )
g in Iter heart. frijf: .
I n I. A. ? v/ LJ
^c<;i
ucCwSso!s to C. P. Allen. *
TREET, - - AUGUS1
Ts. ^ ?
ou buy i stove, buy the best.
DC * T I ? ? *"x.? ? ?
ain <il l.itty innttrr. -> tl .1
r.?
ai
" OBSCURE PASSAGES.
PA, OA I.lliCN WIioki* Mi'iiuliiu wiix niil
to Tin-it- Vittitois.
A wrilvt i:i London Tnill: i. all
r.rbwniiiu. \vln".s .i-i< 'I i:.? *
a passage in "Sordid! n ' > I.
| 1 l.liow tlie norm hail an. '
, . uiiji iiiiiiK over 111
!iliilt- ,.||m " Two mo iil > of i >rtuv?> i >r tli
lilo. miv < >iis (ii-rc.l iu'it^siiry liofor
its I! \ ? . i> - '.Illirli'Il! l.V <1 -cilveil til 1>
inarkntalilr. '11:0 Imvls juv I'od to r<
ph'.ion wit'i salti.l m.ii.i'. jiml liy till
? li-:ir In- ti I * \ ? , i-~ MliTonst'il to till*
normal wri^'lit of two or ovon tliro
that poi::n!<. stiMs.-sliitryr ami Tmlonso tii
r 1 ! i]|t? olii.'f |)ljt?os of titamti'aolmo am
"\i t tko r 'ilo ain.ma;-, in uomrnl iinmlivi
e 1 takes a few swipes on :i cruU.
?' It often 1::ii.i? ns t!::?t the woman
'* who litis a reputation fa. anil wide as
0 a jnd^e of a jrooil bargain neeins t.? fail
' down when sl e picks out a lnishnml.? I
s Atchison tllolte. i
: v
M<'|| It I Moll II I'l'tlN, ()j,
'' Almost every mediaeval monarch
' claimed the whole or a part of the m
' dominion* nf 1
L< xington, S. C I
LKT! I u ro i < < i l.i.l'M 1
HATKSIM'KC, S. C. I
l>ear Sir: IIav ? yon fomd-out you g
n psi'nt ;i job with fewer gallons De- I
..iu i oi an ; el c, lead and oil
any i hing tdseV I
Mr I'.o.d A.my, Mou-a* and Sign I
imlrr. 11 rr>i?n v ' *"
j Certainly u man
his wife?always I
uot be nu automat
plaything.
1h It not so, lad!
Union.
4dnilt(p?
Couoernin# Kin;;
land the following
("oimiinH of St raff o
.III.
should be kind to I t
kind. Itut lie need fllVVflyS
oil or an echo or a 0"**iiOST
I
les??Albany Times- ,?rr^ < ?
Fne l?Q
I
1 (lie Lie. t a ??>, <?.
William IV. of En?- Vv U ? w t?
story was told, the o _ ^3 _
rd belnrr rosnoiislliln t ^1 ? ^ ? ' -1.
i I WK.' ' I'clftS
kept iii ?towk. - V> rite for
uc. : : : : :
rgsat Steve, T
nc? B levels Hoi
m/
" /"> ' i~'
when I wroto it. 11; 11 wl.i i
cannot now my." Tit" writer . >
quote parallel 51 US WITS < l!" i U
oi' CJnetlie, wliit-li cisinfiirt I ! i:n
n^<>. when he tirsi triui-iriiio i
* ? I'oleriike Wrule lit" ure- ;
j. j J ? booh 12 of t'out!:'-.? ".I i ?:i << i
annotated tin* 1 Hi:; 11:i -.s.t 1
y ^7* {^ nine, ".Maid liei iveti <>I !.i\i\<-n."
** ^^ "The-'e ore very line lim<. I. <>'.
| it lll-lt ill'! " 1 '
iiiuu viiui uo.iar* annually.
a ?; I
1 ! \ r??rm;;!> l'ur ^ari'in^r,
roan.! 1 in- I'r:in!vf?i: 1<t /.. iiuu-; has iliscov
i ?v lonaula I' n* ni.in i.i_i>. Xtihin
lln'Ki. is i:t??:>?> < ivt.ihl, it s.i.vs. th:;;i that till,
rt i . I" i!;? i - ri^J.t. *!"!?? i|U'sii.m ::skt*
" .:!!<! w : l ; ? s'.ioiil.l a man's I>rM?> In*
avin Th.o f <n:-.nl.i is: I,?>t \ !>< t!i?* man",
t .n- ' a:.<\ Tin a .\ J 7 hrhlo's a*.'?> Pol
I * 11!\>. a man is t! i; t!:<> half of hi
tituiT aim
insisti'il on inserting liis claim in 11is I
list of ollichtl titles. In treatises ami j
nil ntlictal documents the whole list j'h
was rcliui iiisly copied, and as it often In
' happened that the two no^nliatliuj ' til
' j limnaivlis had some of the same tltjei
J ! it became usual to insert a clause In ,
' i the list, non iiraojudi>'ati<:o. in o:der to
i Indicate that, no matter how absurd. ! t.
1 inappropriate or untrue wer< ? ne title ;. !''
. - ... .< i . i oil no 11 B
ivee years apo; lie write?: "I have
,ed Dcvoc lead-and-y.inc for the past 1
iree, and c?nn ?t say too much in its '
vor. I iiin tisiiitf it now on a hitf joli
iat ! took liy <o-tract, and it lias
ved n ast in the cost of
uterial." B
I)ev ? .s t strongest paint we know I
: - - ' i t 1 icst.: takes less of it to do I
for it: "The kins ^
to lilni whs a title
w;t8 entertaining \v
narj' uneedotes, \vl
It impossible to l>ell
therefore answered,
pardon, but I reall;
can be true.' To
atantly replied, 'Yc
inarm, there is not
If It U ? Ho
- - - i. A M i > i i 'fc-Jr
as at dinner. Next
d woman whom he W C !iclV'
itli some extraordi- j ^^ y*.
dell the lady found ICi l.
leve were true. She |(> j-j-j
Oh, sir, I lieu your ,
y do not think that I!1
lier surprise he in- I ?
>u are quite ritfht. ;
a word of truth in
.jc tu, i iu i i i ? t t ? t
j a ?r\v very Pretty Calendars
rite i>r en:. S ou are invited
r our stare your headquarters
Angii - ta.
* f ki: ?\v. <>r ??vcr ?ii<I !.n>w. too
Ol" llifin. thou.-h lay own ei:n;< i
Lord I'.Min is liy. rtou. win 11 : ra
lily. "Kaust." wrote to ask
plauatinn of a passage wl.i. !i pn
liill) aiul received tin- reply tiia
poet himself was at a loss f i
moaning. ' Surely." runs hi at
to I.onl Francis. "you at l\
should know lietter than I at \
C -
ii i : ' is 17: 1 *it*:i 17 |?' 11 7 is "I. Tin
b. It :: sll.r.liil I t> "J I. I or il 111-111 ill
li'iri." .'$1. l! : ! : .ijv. l!:?? | tv|? r :im' fur hi?
'itfisit- wife i- -I. Tnlm thr l:i:lli (it* C). X~ii
' 'J " > 7 'l lit* in :i of must iiiuitj
;i \. mi in ?,! ::7. I >r t!u> Juvriiile til:ii*t
i i' i-i: i' m; era bibtail.- I'm f.inn.iI"
i's i:, j. villi I. Till' llot 1)1 ? ?K'J
iswir <s r.: i ii. !' ir i\;i: of Is wlslm* ii
' i" u: rry. Tin* l u imi!.i ; :;ys \ IS : 2
ui; 7 it;. i;u s!i nii-1 In* it*. * ? ** ..i
, iik j uric unuorsi ood i i lie i I s ~ i *r 11 ?1 ho. j J"
< :?iistf 11 v pleased tIn* monarch who
claimed 11:i*11 . that they did ir*;i ? infer s
! a valid claim, and so tin liana was
1 likely to result from their no. ,,;i
ol'
All I iotIN SfluiMt'.
A story is told of a Chicago girl
whose verses were always "declined ! '
with thanks" who hit npjii the fol- , '
: lowing unh|ite plan lor having them
I' mi i p.:: i -.i i atid-zilie I
s run# r: eowrs m >re: j; ?( -. I.irt lmr. K
Nave you foi.n<i-o'..L you ran paint a w
11 ii \o in . -v,: iiiif 1 i.an a yalloii I
ar.yili i ?r < !>?? That means less 5
i.c ! i Lao j-iP. l.t^s lime; less I
L?-ss paint; lesc m rirv fi r thai: less fl
. .< I ss na-iiev f?.i ihse <> *<>*???
mariu, we nil He: w
hud It from our in
chides the Countess
the biggest He of n
lotte was n very tm
given to lying."
Storlra of flio
Grimly humorous
grnvedlgger who ci
.'"i "?" i" taci. 1 jl- ! 'i "n -je
can't help It. We ^ :
other!' This." conof
Strafford, "was
II, for (>t:een Char SlI
ithful person, never
1840 BROAD S'J
fimvedlKScrc. -
is the tale of the j
omplained that lie ;
-J R R fl M FT IP 1
A. c-- -? 'l ft ik A i. Ji
ccessors to C. H. Allen.
ivEiTr, - AUGUST,
i<jiir i in* 1110:111111;: 01 a j>n - - 1
f*. n( your ago."
Ak>
I iiilorntrtxl iiit*.
Tl:?' v. >iiif! lioliovo 11 :?I cvvy
knows ;>!] about pnkor. bni <>::'y a
4 _ mon <1 t. It is tnif. Imv. : ?
t\ 'lA. ly ovory man p;i :oinls i . n
the guno tiioro; jsly. . ! . ; i .
- poki'l" j.i'.o ;.l ! i '
Pniilo anil Ion!; ;:l l" . ! <
T!if < ( :\ \\ lii'iMturm.
A <"i:'i >us example ? :' how slmrply
the * <?of :i windstorm may he do
lr a I'- i! - M'po: : i l v the ea pi a ill of a
low | .. .. When o;T Yalparai: ?. tin* eanr.oar
tai < says, a whirlwind can o uloni: uiul
land passed eivcr I! .? strirn of the VOSSi'K A
i< : ' ? : ;;? < MMJc'lla I !. \V> I IS ml
' , ,| | i; ovaMo th.ng nil the
I* * . fshr n
published. She would send :i line of !
veise from one of her poems ! ? the f u
query eoluinn of some newspaper and
ask from what poem sueli a line eaine.
the name of the poem and of the an;
thor. A friend, also a rhymester. '
I would Rend the querist's own poem to ?
t! o paper with th desired informs- i
! li >n. and of eornve it w.mi i appear i:?
print. Yin <:u? i\d wou'd da the same
I r ?r ilie friend : n I so o.? iv-tn >.? ??? '
?!o\iu mind the loss money w
iii'.' ,i i' r ' I i' fl
Y mil I
i ' W. I)o\oi'?V *.'0. Wj
i' i! :11 ? > .! |...:11*
I
(lid not get constant
"But, <.Ieorf?e," sni
you wore to he cons
the duties of the oftl
bury the whole pari
"That micht he, si
keep a wife and fa
regular work? T)e
buried a leevin* soi
weeks."
Harder Rtlll was t
work. vt -t?*. ?' /I
tl tlic minister, "if 6 $ ?
tnnt 1 employed l.i |
lep you would soon
sh."
r. luit hoo inn I Id
inil.v unless I -rt & \ r> */ > A
ihI. sir. I linrvun fl V f! \J U ( f *
il for ti e last six 'i J ? f j ? 3 % $
\ o*. ML JS-JL O"
lie ease of jiiiiVI-.er
>UR PRICES OF
pT|d
uiiu iiU
With :t s <"t of pity. I>m : s
T smile know vor.v III J:?? "
?i| ami :ir nfr:'iil I ? pluy it. >
every lit i If S '< !:: I :: 1 ..
chips :tl)<! p:l;t's t !; ? y.
i:>>! !< r ci
In;; chumps. The few . \ n
t.j utii'.cfsljinil poker I.mvo :i
11";i r .f i.<>f the t!
U te; 1 to usiile" :;:il it. > ?
E Jo, ' ;> "f I::i I. n
, ... it > .. < ?.-:i mi" i
v : ? :r . \ 'I'! fSi\v:>nl | ;:t < ; !'.< vi's i'l
li " ; * |.v II.< storm, Wiirli
i* ' i i| . v i". tin* ilistmsr". l?-:?vii.M n
' t rr. iri 'T !' i in it - Willi".
1 "I" J: f \i -?V * i II f !??? \lr t\1
:y I',.." ;i | - i 1 ;nl ..tit rspl'iit
i
1 ;! it; s r.ni" .j Tlminpvoi
: .1- III <!.;. 1 J , i'. ill IJHMYIM. "ill
I i ?> 11 ' "
tliiMU tliov had (h Ir "|-|
c,l. h
I
I '<*:? 11; (tin! I.'r ? <?;.n*f? ru. '
'I'l'.oro an* 1 <*f ' v. !>!< h prap'v i
*-y lain and ::.i i I! fit* n<ti |
<'rows, mils. \ ' ; pl.iv. vs.
wuotlpi. ,1 : nil
tame swan. ; ' . w t?l . 1 1
, 1?11*?I:: sli '\v ; I ! : !( "ln,n
stormy \v?*a(he!* ! Timf -v
i nt m.n Nr. H koh Tvvkntv- i
i ii ' : - . m m ? /.. i' ,\ !.!. hill :(s.
' i. v. ...? > a ?? i !: . 11 i.*i \ js
leesville, s. c. i
i i i :
graved igger wlio wii
his fee for digging
"mind ye, James, sh<
man and was snlr
Tribune.
Kul Ilia Tarn
Stranger?You are
man in tiie room. <Ju
Isir? Stranger? Who
_dllllte mill wunt nrkftt
, , i
s asked t j reduce
ii grave because, ~
e was an nul l wo'
spent."?Chicago
We H
lit l.nuRli.
the only gentle- ? _ , ? .
est In what wnv. \/ t VI I =
ii I tripped In the | " 1 4 ^
anclie a Full Line of
Carolina Cherni
I v fnr.lier I!;: 11 1". i : I1..1
I l?;i t ii I ) "el .'.!< ! 1 1 ' . i!-<
I
\ titi Slw !!< )! * <! If.
"llrlivy." :;i:! llis "\\ t!
V ?'.l l) ? ? I In l:t|??' > lllM 11 \ lull! . :i
f 1 ?, whi'ii you're only jroin.j fi-slilmr:
>' 1 we 1:111 liiivc sonit I hint; 1 > 1
? en 1 no? in iiml tin-?w o\ < 1;
Jj I ?!e;ir." ! < r<*| !i?-i 1. "if nnytliinu In
' i < ;;ii i". (Ml I !;r . i-!irr
i'l i-? ' ' > i.:ll I > !\ : vrirtvs l.i lie .ill* !lt
v. . ! Ho '.il-rl" ln<:i ?r" fo.* ^ovon.
I 1 < i i< >r?l i- oi-ilit. liiii n ?t
n. i siy i ii.. . 1:;, .? Hindi' it
do
it t of [I. i i :'h Wft * .
' \.' i I: t I ,? i 'II- . 111.' Villi I'.'iill^ Oil
niU I I ill' lint !: . M I ihii'i you
slid. Km v t'i:il ii's In-ill- nit d nvnV" Miko
!il Vi'y. i, r I ?i ii ir. The 1 -1 t ? Mie ye
fly swif; 'y : : < . . ;?*??! I(lown,
IhiMe: 1 1 1 tree 31: 1 1
I'l: ' ' ' 1 >' 1 11:l t v..! all
ly mid harshly. \ !?::
Violated il,o It
Assiftaiit III 1 s : :i . >-1111 from
your tailor anions t! , moralim's lettors.
lie writes on tiie line]; Hint lie
wauls a settlement .11 mirr. Ialitor
l.'.'imii it .. in. -----
I i .11 r. 11, i 1 .I ' ' >1 B
i! I'oi t i!^;iI, is MIi I to iMii- $
ons to n
S I s <1 I.I ill .|, I |:.l li It c, B
or its in- I
tearing my fair pal
were the only one in
not laugh. (Juertt?
wife, and I paid for
KariT Wliri
Farmer Corntasael
tell me ye've a topped
Longjaw?Yep: thre\
thla mornln'. Been hi
.. .. >* UN till- UOUI\ I
rtner's dress. you j
t ho room wlio did J f- <
The ludy is my : J
I lie dress.
! *
J Arm'.
smokfn*! Farmer I
v away in' pipe ,
mokiu' iiish oii to :
mpany, and
iyr Fertilizers.
"(Jli. I see WHI. <!<> 1c ? : r?-i'?11. I
! ry. I slsall !i awfully i
| capi Trilium*.
llukliK'hii I)c|irr*kliiii.
"N ymir liKsiiu -s 7" ;ssk?'<l
| Imr^Ia/ of Hit*
I "<{. ?.?!!" rrpciiloil (!io c.nip.tt'rfcl
1 "Well. 1 *!ii>iil<l say it i 1. ? I.
just coiuiny inn: < y." %
i. : in t!o\vn it r?-ll < i too <?f
1 :: til. 1 >!T;l. < ?i' 11 lie . ife this
['hi- t ?fI 'l it Itim
\ ( iii iin.
l' l:j :!i l:m never |>:IVM Vn'i
tin- M l"'r; I." ' liil ("M.- Illilll t > lllMtlie!'.
' '
ter. "t-lie : i In I I i it my mother
i. > 1.1 > . i . is't ; t the ?:n?* lime "
.mi i |>rir ifii -lip si :it IUX ?' '
flint < >11111111 n ii iilioiis written "o 1 >t 'i lie.
siiles of the | in per sire tinsi vailshh*.
p. el
\ II I ii tierl I etl IJuntilj.
Mike f 11 it* eiip l**n i t Ii. mi' j.'iwaf a i
t >1 tit I fjishioneil l.iil tliot I*! ! . 1/ t in*
nurse) Shure It Is. An' tie ,(*.!ier
tliot she Is, fer some nv he* : < '.stors
11 veil nesirly Ion years ago. ,i m.|
????... i
\' ; lii-1 ii..is I
i! co n . ! U*r . .1 it* liriiij; oivwtii/.eil
. U , : : I I ! ' \ . I I i I , I I I 1 I > I \
<il in nrKr mi :.pp;< piinlinn of Sp
i ii I.I ?
nriy-Beveri yeara ail'
.didn't quit pretty soo
It.?Puck.
wns a fin Id if il
I'd git the linbW.
P. ROD
I
P, = = Lexington. S. <
o
A Woiiui it'? \<i.
"<;f i-nut'sc t\v?? in :: t i \? make
Cnlllrinnllvp."
# "nut when there is n woman in
case one Id sufficient/'?^'CW' >'
* ?:- ?*s Immi ? mIIkIi f .
Mr 11 v ' * !'. u ini -f lio
jin m' : i (. Min, I". . lyr.iko I.mihI |
>: ! i ! M t Y'<> ; . 1 ? sriys, "!
tlio :i'.i well'. . ' 11:: h I?i* Iti i.j.v i!r;iv.*Iii:j
ork i' ' Mi."- i !.i *iii < '>< *' .
BM
Sin .IN. 1 ' '
(Jnyliuy I piH'ss my wlft- 1 '
calk-re t<?liiy. "What make* \ 1 think f'""
so';" "Sin* ix-o-ui Hi?* d:u l>\ making '-'isl
tin* li io.sc until for nuy utio to live la." o n>
-I.Sff. t .vp
I mot i
I
i i .; \ i< iiii. is nsl .,!! !;i 1 > H -sa v!< (
s :r.i<l ; l I S ii I Mill.(| 1 ;I
nr iUc'? i:pM'i I inj; I.arismvs an.I
I<?*: it-. Ikciiv witloiM their list;
lie \ i i i i ! i;i \ . :.) i (?\ i nei i ( I;??
"i I - r s in i ist i .i (,.<s ;k|
isli, t lirealen or line ltiin.